Zootopia thread: predophilia edition
http://imgur.com/a/taCRu/layout/horizontal#0
Full stakeout for new comers
>>2363101
Suck it Gideon fags
>>2362693
Maybe she's hiding more than the blush with her paw, but the scars a predator left there long ago
Judy is mine. Stay away you savages.
>>2363119
>>2363101
Stop this please.
>>2363119
Hah, this is better than bitchdance.
rip old bread
Question: if Disney decides to produce an official comic, which story should it cover
>>2363630
RIP comfiest thread I've ever been in.
It's on desustorage but it's not quite the same
>>2363736
we will return to old glory when weaver returns
>>2363706
Why not just make the late stake official? :v
>>2363769
yeah, can't think of any reason why Disney wouldn't...
oh wait
>>2363769
Zootopia official EU when
DATING SIM WHEN
>>2363706
easist thing from them would be to just take the original script and the concept art that already exists
I would totally buy that
Here's a quick little Nick/Judy smut fic that I wrote a while back.
http://pastebin.com/qRUZwxZA
>>2363917
'Savage Seas' could be cool, Zootopian superspy Jack Savage trapped in the ocean lair of the insidious Doctor Meow!
I fapped the hardest to Judy in the intro sequence
Hey weaver, you seem like a cool openminded guy, if you need an idea for a one-shot, mens nipple getting stimulated by a woman is a rare sight, plus, on judy and Nick it would actually work cause theyre both adventuress in 99% of headcanons
Hopefully, the police has mixed sex shower rooms. Unlike in real life, much of the American media enjoys showing such communal facilities in police or military settings to further enforce the idea that there is little separating the men and women in these occupations, whether in physical or psychological terms.
>>2364231
They may have unisex (and uni-size) bathrooms, but I doubt they have mixed showers. People get self-conscious around people of the same sex if they're straight. Adding possible romantic interest in the mix? Most people would skip the showers entirely.
>>2363802
Yeah, I guess Disney would want his junk to be anatomically correct
>>2364249
Depends if it's common to get turned on by a different species, I guess
>>2364273
I'm not sure that tracks either. There are enough wolves, tigers, and rhinos seen on the force, you're going to see someone of your species you may find attractive. Getting stuck in the same shower room with all your stretch marks on display, all greasy from a long double shift?
Noooo no no no. NO.
>>2364037
looks pretty neet judging from what i've read so far
>>2364249
Open communal showers remain common in many places, especially in third world countries like the United States
>>2364225
if you want Weaver to cater to your fetish so do I. Do hypnosis Weaver-san.
>>2364316
> open communal
Yes, but gender-segregated.
>>2364325
i mean, it doesnt cost me anything to ask, the best case is i get strip of nipple licking
Its not my fetish, but everytime a girl does it to, im suprised and pleased cause its a good sign when a girl is openminded in bed
>>2364301
indeed a very good read
got any more?
yall niggas read zistopia?
>>2364414
All of it. Back and forth. I also donated to Witty's tip jar.
>>2364398
Nah, that's the only one I ended up writing. I'm really horrible at coming up with ideas.
>>2364430
what do you we know about him, or is it a her? Just curios thats all
>>2364414
Yeah. I wrote some Zistopia AU stuff too, though the ones about Zoograd are better.
I love this artist and they deserve everything they get.
>>2364450
None of their bios disclose gender identity, so I always use "they."
I figure it's better than presuming.
What if Nick and Judy fool around for the first time in "seven minutes of heaven"?
Source: http://judy-hoppswilde.tumblr.com/post/142936747647/tfw-a-certain-friend-drags-you-to-marathon
>>2364467
We know she/he is studying business in uni, so that's that.
>>2364335
We are seeing a movement in progressive American media where there are communal showers in traditionally male-dominated professions such as police, firefighting and the military. This is of course at odds with reality, but is being pushed by its proponents to demonstrate how these fields are now egalitarian and how everyone in them should be treated alike, irrespective of biological differences.
>>2364505
Save it for the Trump rally, mouth-breather.
>>2364430
>donated to Witty's tip jar
It's based on PayPal, so your legal name (or at least the one associated to your PayPal) gets disclosed to the recipient. I'm going through some stuff right now. It was really awkward.
Still worth giving Nicolaswildes some help. I can't get over how well they've intuited "pushing" emotion without turning faces into silly putty. You can learn it, but they already GET it.
>>2364555
I am not American and non-white. Your insults will go nowhere.
>>2364505
>there's a movement to make communal showers in x, y, z fields
Are you confusing these with unisex bathrooms?
> in progressive American media
... Where?
>>2364590
In like ten sci fi movies from twenty years ago. Idiots have been losing their mind over it ever since.
>>2364505
Who cares, its hot, especially in Zootopia's context.
>>2364598
>>2364505
>that image
I see. So ... wait.
They're citing Battlestar Galactica? The setting with a string of the last humans left in existence after the destruction of the Twelve Colonies, all drilled as consummate professionals and stuck on the last THREE SHIPS left with limited water, power, and bulkhead space?
Anon knows they started using joint facilities out of necessity, not out of some sense of equality, right?
>>2364669
It's best not to try to use logic on people like that. It just aggravates them.
>>2364699
>>2364555
>>2364669
>>2364598
>>2364590
>bringing up shit like these in a zoo thread
This is not comfy anymore guys.
>>2364699
Stop oppressing us with your facts.
>>2364737
Then do something about it.
Post comfy or stop complaining.
Judy isn't exactly a dirty cop, and Nick seems pretty serious about being a GOOD cop.
That said, what's the most likely reason for them misusing police resources? Half-price donuts? A free bouncy castle int he park?
>>2364737
I wasn't bothered by the discussion, but please, have this comfy.
It's a nice Sunday. Comfy is good.
>>2364760
I can think of a few ways that they'd misuse the handcuffs
>>2364776
>>2364755
>complains about complaining
HA!
>>2364767
Ah yes, that is more like it.
>>2364794
Sheeit, where do i get on of those jellybutts?
Why does she look so adorable in pink plaid?
>>2364760
I could see them 'forgetting' to check some dirty cash in as evidence to pay for a cozy little apartment together. They seem to have the kind of relationship that transcends morality.
>>2364940
>nothing at all
>nothing at all
>nothing at all
We need a Judy version.
>>2364776
>>2364940
Thanks, it does look good though the lack of colour previews sucks, I might just be shallow but it hard to take that 90's webpage quality serious.
>>2364975
Those uniforms can't be cheap, I'm not sure if that was the best move to make.
>>2364975
>THAT TAIL
I WANT TO TOUCH IT!!!
>>2364989
Nah, police agencies buy uniform parts in bulk, makes everything way cheaper.
Mind you, I suppose Judy is the only one who could wear her size, might make it more problematic.
>>2364989
Just tights with protective kneepads.
Guys, don't want to worry you or anything, but it looks like the archive is fucking up. The previous thread is missing a shitload of pics.
http://desustorage.org/trash/thread/2349677/
>>2364922
>They know if they put it in civil forfeiture, an asshole pedophile/drug dealer/sex slaver (all three) will just sue for it back
>The same one who said "I get people what they want. What they want are Viennese 12-year-old hookers to bump rails off of and rail. Try making that stick in court, I've got the best fucking lawyers in this whole fucking city."
>This would go nowhere but cost the ZPD at least that much in court costs
>Nick and Judy are assigned "stand around and look intelligent" duty in the perp's "treasure room." Grams of cocaine, one spilled from the raid. Piles of pre-Nixon currency, all at least 1000 dollars per bill. "Narco-bills."
>Nick doesn't lick off a single bill out of place, though he's yelling "SWIPER NO SWIPING" to stop himself
>Judy looks particularly uncomfortable leaving the palatial estate. She keeps rubbing at her vest absentmindedy.
>Maybe it's the rumors
>He kept a 'warren' downstairs. Another "treasure room"
>She said nothing, but her face said it was more than rumor
>A long ride home and they stopped for coffee at her place. Just a K-Cup, but it was nice to get off duty and away from the other cops working the case.
>They all have the same glower. If looks could kill, it would topple walls.
>She unzipped her Kevlar and began taking out the bricks. Weird. Maybe she needed to wash it again?
> The bricks don't quite "thud" as she throws them on the bed. They rustle.
>"Nick," she gravels, "The next few hours aren't going to happen, you understand?"
>His ears perk, "What are you getting at, Carrots?"
>"I mean what we're going to do ... we aren't doing, you understand me?"
> He nodded. Slowly. The K-Cup dispensed quickly.
>"What kind of fencers do you know? Someone who'd have change for 500K?"
>The coffee was too hot to drink, but Nick choked on air.
>"You didn't-"
>"That's right. I didn't, and we're NOT going to, right? So where WOULD a dirty cop go to break half a million for ... charity?"
I want to aggressively rub Judy's ears.
>>2365068
Sounds awesome
>>2365070
I figure it'd be essential for mobility, don't see denim working for that tier anthros.
>>2365068
That's exactly the shit I mean. Rules are meaningless to the righteous.
>>2365185
Judy would absolutely be above exacting justice over the rules. She's a stickler, through and through.
>>2365206
She wouldn't let rules get in the way of justice, though.
>>2365206
That's bullshit, she used Mr. Big to threaten Weaselton in order to solve the case.
>>2363101
>>2363119
gideon fags on suicide watch right now lol.
>>2365260
>gideon fags on suicide watch
First laugh of the day, thanks anon
>>2365206
>She's a stickler, through and through.
I don't know, Anon. She did some of the following:
>abandoning her post
>inciting a scurry
>endangering small mammals
>direct insubbordination of the Chief by electing her own investigation
>collecting evidence without warrants - just visiting City Hall outside the normal chain can ruin the provenance of evidence in court
>effectively trespassing on a property - no report to dispatch on encroachment at Limo-Services to investigate a "suspicious person" "breaking in"
>running a plate without a probable cause statement
>blackmail over a Federal offense
>collary: failing to REPORT provable knowledge of a Federal offense
>inducement of testimony through extreme duress ("ICE THE WEASEL")
>trespassing abandoned or condemned property(the train station)
>trespassing/investigating in an unofficial capacity during her sabattical / leave from the force
>misuse of city property
>operation of a train without license or training
>potential curtailment of inter-borough commerce
>endangerment of another train vehicle
>simple and complex assault - fighting/"duking it out" with the sheep suspects on Doug's train
>wanton disregard for Sheep life - "DO NOT SLOW DOWN THIS TRAIN"
>wanton destruction of ANOTHER subway station beneath the History Museum
I agree her stealing drug money would be UNLIKELY, but in no way is she incapable or unwilling to do things a "stickler" would never dare.
>>2365151
no
>>2365316
Looks fine to me, just a bit weird and her body looks too human with the animal head
How much do you think Judy gets paid? She seems to live pretty close to Savannah Central
In light of >>2365046, can people repost last thread's OC they have saved?
>>2365364
1/?
>>2365415
2/?
>>2365337
Probably fairly well - I think the ZPD is pretty darn selective.
>>2365415
That's good shit, but animals usually breathe "down" with their diaphragm. Only humans tend to raise their ribs/chest while breathing.
It's just a niggle.
>>2365430
3/?
