156th Express Games.
Day four
>>2357058
This would of been easier with two eyes. whatcha want?
>>2357058
I'm sorry if my actions managed to upset you, sir.
Just know that it was none one of my intentions.
>>2357076
Oh!! Do you take pictures of the ocean then ~de geso?
>>2357058
Who?
>>2357058
Please tell me you don't eat people too.
>>2357074
Oh, you mean the d***! Why didn't you say that before?
>>2357076
What makes you so certain.... that she'll be here?
>>2357058
I was meant to be new. I was meant to beautiful. The world would've looked to the sky and seen hope, seen mercy. Instead, they'll look up in horror.
>>2357058
I'll be putin money on that silver queen.
Anyway, that's all fer tonight folks, be seein y'all next time.
>Drives off into the distance
>>2357058
>Her
>with this stache
>her
Thoughts on Express Games?
>>2357095
Shhhhh, there are kids here
>>2357095
>>2357057
Well, I am an entirely different species. Just an apple or so a day does me fine, though.
>>2357076 (Lobster girl)
Oh, nothing, just my mind playing tricks on me~.
How does that work, then? I can't really imagine an entire species of servants....
>>2357104
Goodbye, metal thingy.
>>2357094
Don't you know who I am...?
>>2357073
To you know who.
>>2357089
That's racist.
>>2357058
>>2357106
Promise dead of Chat Noir no sera en vano!
KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON
>>2357109
It's a game.
>>2357117
Who?
>>2357114
I meant who you left with.
>>2357123
You couldn't be able to protect anyone.
Goodnight HG. See you tomorrow
>>2357109
Well written
>>2357110
It's not like I yelled d*** out loud! I'm not that kind of f***ing person!
>>2357112
H-Haha! I get your joke...I think! It's like an apple a day keeps the doctors away, right?
>>2357109
Express Games did 9/11
>>2357123
I knew you weren't a good cook, Sakura-chan.
I should've taught you how to handle a stove and several other things while at it.
>>2357134
See ya Anon
>>2357144
Are you done ?
>>2357133
I think you're very pretty
>>2357123
At least you're not lonely anymore...
>>2357133
Oh...I don't know. He kind of looks weird. I also heard that it could be a she too.
>>2357134
Goodnight anon.
>>2357152
Yeah, I'd put my tongue up her butt.
>>2357123
Well, I have to keep myself occupied somehow when Mistress Yuuka's asleep.
>>2357134
Farewell, faceless one.
>>2357144
Hmm? Is that a human thingy? I don't really know about that stuff, I just don't need to eat too much.
>>2357129
Sunset!
>>2357158
I-I like doing butt stuff to pretty ladies...
![[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 2594.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8GrpsQI.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 2594.jpg")
>>2357077
First, I was talking about how thick you are, not specifically your mammaries.
Second, w-we've met before...
>>2357149
Done with what?
>>2357160
Eating only an apple a day isn't exactly the healthiest ever. You might die of starvation, or get really, really skinny. Maybe you should try having an actual mean a day instead?
>>2356898
>She nods
What are your Orders Admiral?
>>2357169
Gross, dude. That's where poop comes from.
>>2356898
Yes Sir!
>>2357152
>>2357158
Why?
>>2357167
I'm not married to no one. I heard that would be illegal anyway.
>>2357156
Whoever they are couldn't protect you.
>>2357165
Must be another one.
>>2357165
Shit...
>>2357172
Youkai really don't work the same way that humans do~ I've gone months without eating before, years, even.
>>2357134
Good night, sir!
May you dream of sweet things.
>>2357165
I'm sorry miss, but you won't be harming anyone anymore.
I've once met a witch with your appearance and she caused a great deal of despair, I can't allow you to do the same.
>>2357171
I know we've met, miss!
I'm just saying that we've barely been introduced, remember?
It's also rather impolite to well...
...talk about someone's weight and their chest like that!
>>2357123
She couldent even get the delivery right?!
>>2357187
Illegal? Why?
>>2357109
Not perfect, but still pretty good. Would give it a B.
>>2357180
Who's getting hungry?
>>2357172
Your rudeness
>>2357093
Well, sometimes..yeah, it's kind of..the only thing..
>>2357097
It's just like her, she told me to come here in secret, but next minute she'll be here..and start hitting me and teasing me like always.
>>2357112
It's just...how it is. I found it easier to not question it at all.
>>2357198
It's been less than a year since my creation.
>>2357204
I'll just need these two swords and Lucifero.
>>2357213
I love the ocean! That's the whole reason I've come to the surface in the first place ~de geso!
>>2357187
I think dark skin looks good on you. Plus your body is astounding
>>2357109
Custom events are bland.
>>2357175
>>2357186
...
Enter these arenas for two purposes.
1) Find the MIA abyssals
2) Search and Destroy.
>>2357204
You WHAT?!
>>2357186
Also.
>he shows the crossbow.
what is the meaning of this?
>>2357187
Not even the police could protect me. I think that says a lot about our current state.
>>2357192
A-and you've stayed the same? Just how crazy are your metabolisms, and where can I sign up to become a Yo...yooo...yokaidou?
>>2357204
I didn't mean it seriously...
...it was just a joke, I didn't actually kill her, sir!
It was just a joke to make by the two of us to get a laugh on your face!
>>2357217
Oh. Well shit, that's a shame.
The search for a waifu continues.
>>2357204
Its "good" night
>>2357204
The madman.
>>2357133
That face looks like GoGo
>>2357213
Don't... get your... hopes up. This place... is strange...
>>2357213
Hmmm....Are you born or created?
>>2357204
>>2357217
All I care for is my scythe.
>>2357230
Youkai....Is it really that uncommon a thing here?
I dunno. Sometimes we're born, sometimes we're created, sometimes a human's really strong and becomes one.
>>2357239
Oh...Oh dear....So sorry, madame....
>>2357239
What the fu-
>Defeat for Zelda Chicken Bone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rObP0-AXQZg
Well it's getting late here, thanks for hosting Mewmew <3
Ocelot out.
>>2357223
If you say so. You are so far the only person to explain those reasons.
>>2357230
Indeed. This place is a mess.
>>2357232
My sister would love to marry you.
>>2357245
A doctor once gave me the face of a gorilla. I assume this GoGo is a gorilla.
>>2357239
Sounds boring.
guys junko died
>>2357208
I-I'm not rude! I'm the most well behaved out of all my brothers!
>>2357274
Yeah, I've only ever heard of those things when I was a kid. My father use to tell me about them to keep me from getting into trouble.
So you're telling me I have to start lifting weights? I don't think I can lift anything that weighs more than 100 pounds...
>>2357303
It must have been a cute gorilla then.
>>2357303
Who's your sister? Is she cute?
>>2357305
Good riddance.
>>2357239
Seems that's where my journey ends, so be it.
I'm sorry to be a let down..
>>2357302
May you have a pleasant night and sweet dreams, sir!
>>2357303
Well your beauty is remarkable. I'm only stating the truth.
>>2357303
Friend!
Do not let people take advantage of you!
>>2357221
Oh..yeah? Don't you think it'd be better to stay there than...here?
>>2357258
Yeah...I'd rather just...stay far away from people.
>>2357274
We were born, I was born of a shrimp and a lobster, if you couldn't tell..
>>2357309
My FOOD!
(now i will have to resort to the rice wanko made me, why does she have to make the portions so stupidly large-)
>>2357326
>slaps ass
There's one for your sister when I see her as well
>>2357327
Well, I can't inkvade mankind if I don't come to the surface. I have to punish them for their abuse of the sea! Plus, the surface is pretty nice too ~de geso.
>>2357309
ARENA MEME
For the second time today..
>>2357302
Farewell to you as well, sir.
>>2357309
>>2357331
I don't like that guy....
>>2357311
Usually it's more in the magical strength, though. My mistress is extremely powerful physically as well, though....
>>2357319
>>2357274
>>2357239
Again, so sorry, ma'am! I don't know what came over me.
>>2357327
Ooooh, that makes sense, I guess. I'm not even certain what sort of youkai I am. I'd almost hoped you were made....I thought it might make it more likely I was as well. Terribly sorry for the oversight, madame.
>>2357346
OW! W-what!?
>>2357327
Already... but i'm going to tell you. Being alone... is not for the weak of heart.
HG vs ERP
>>2357346
So many flying bricks, so little time
>>2357342
>avoids
>cuts hand
>cuts head
>cuts everything
>is about to cut your life but you have none
>>2357317
Her name is Elphelt Valentine. Shes a love freak who would like to marry everyone. Annoyingly so.
>>2357313
I don't see it.
>>2357326
I know better. If they do, I will end them.
>>2357322
I heard you the first time.
>>2357309
Ouch.
>>2357360
But things seem to have calmed down quickly after
>>2357362
ERP: The place where people beg to RP with Alice.
That just sums up the whole thread.
>>2357245
Oh, cus she's brown she looks like GoGo eh?
Racist
>>2357362
MARIO VS LUIGI
>>2357346
Excuse me.
>>2357355
Mistress...so you swing that way, huh?
>>2357346
>Head crush
Now are my daily reminder
>>2357362
Dodgin erp like
>>2357372
Right. Sorry. I'll uh...be on my way now
>>2357372
They sweet talk you to gain your trust and then do terrible things to you!
Especially no faced anons.
Never trust anons.
Nobody likes them and they are the worst creatures on this earth!
Careful!
>>2357379
Personally, I find her obnoxious. I don't talk to her when I'm in erp.
>>2357226
Yes Sir!....
>Blinks when she sees the crossbow
Sir?
>>2357377
Is Spike an idiot? Or just a show off?
>>2357388
Fucking lesbians, amirite?
>>2357388
Hmm? I'm her gatekeeper, after all. I'm there to make sure noone bothers her while she sleeps.
>>2357371
Hmm...
>sexualizes your sisters
>>2357226
Yes Admiral! On your order!
>>2357380
ALL NIGGERS SHOULD DIE
>>2357392
Fucking how!?
>>2357416
Careful, try not to cut yourself on the edge
>>2357400
why did you get me a crossbow?
>>2357401
>Once 2.0
>>2357400
[whinnies]
>>2357377
It is your wish. As it is mine to finally have a reason to kill you.
>>2357393
Right. Farewell.
>>2357394
If it makes you feel any better, I always carry my swords with me. Just in case something goes wrong.
>>2357401
You came back to play a deadly game. Let's go.
>>2357417
One more death of the same nature
And some samefagging
>>2357420
Black genetics
How can white bois compete?
Which pokemon do you want to fuck?
>>2357355
I knew that there was some sort of harm in you, I should've been more careful.
It might have not been your intention, but when you said you were a demon I should've been a lot more careful.
>>2357417
What a fool.
>>2357438
This will be a safe spot.
>>2357434
A smart brain is better than any weapon!
Just take care!
>>2357404
I don't know if I can or not. Most of them don't like men.
>>2357410
Don't you mean security guard? Gate keeper sounds like something out of a 1700's novel, don't you think?
>>2357447
We didn't know we were training up a race of super gorillas during those centuries of slavery.
You're welcome, niggety nogs.
>>2357460
F
she should have been more skeptical
>>2357458
fucking tell me about it my man, just wanna ship with em' but they won't let me
>>2357460
I understand. I dreamt of killing you as well.
>>2357470
Bleh
Well that's one less
>tfw reading touhou manga
>tfw consider picking one up
>tfw will be bitched at for adding another 2hu even if I'm in character or don't chain reply
>tfw will have to keep looking for an ava I can enjoy but will look for eternity
>>2357451
I think I only said I "might" be one. Frankly I don't remember my origins....You really should be more careful about the return path of my scythe.
If it's any consolation, I didn't get much further, myself.
>>2357458
I'm the sole guard of her mansion and one of her only two workers.
>>2357450
Gardevoir
>>2357450
Lopunny if I have to pick.
>>2357486
>2hu manga
Which one?
>>2357486
>even if I'm in character or don't chain reply
We all know that you are bullshitting.
>>2357486
>reading touhou manga
This is how you're choosing to spend your brief time on this planet.
Dwell on that.
>>2357486
Just do what you feel like.
>>2357457
I'll be fine frie- Kana.
>>2357482
Just wait for the factor to kick in.
>>2357486
>caring what people think of you
Thats your first mistake.
>>2357486
>letting the opinions of others influence your choices of avas
Man the fuck up or shut the fuck up. Be a based motherfucker or a slav, the choice is yours.
>>2357478
I wouldn't know about that either. Most girls don't like it when I talk to them. I start sweating and I lose control of myself too easily.
>>2357488
So shouldn't you be there instead of here? I may not have a job, but I know slacking off while on duty isn't very good. You might get fired.
>>2357482
Ohhh that's cold
And with that we're left with our final two!
>>2357450
>Ava related
HG:
People who pretend to be little anime girls.
ERP:
People who pretend to be little anime girls fucking each other.
>>2357509
And you're spending it complaining about the way he spends it.
Dwell on that.
>>2357516
Good!
>>2357486
Just do it mate. Nobody will give you any serious shit if you actually play a character you like. They only bitch about the bandwagoning circlejerkers who pick up 2hu cause they're cute or if they're Parsee.
>>2357486
Who the fuck lets people influence how they do shit i here? Man the fuck up.
>>2357523
>don't ava a little girl on erp or hg
what does that make me?
>>2357414
any news on the others?
(Checks bills...immediately closes postbox after seeing how many bills there are)
And why is there a gas bill here under the name A.Hitler?
>>2357523
HE CRACKED THE CODE EVERYBODY
PACK YOUR BAGS ITS TIME TO GO HOME
>>2357486
Just ignore Aussa and Suika and you'll be fine.
>>2357520
I think both of them will win.
>>2357535
fucking normie r-r-r-r-r-r-reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>2357535
A normie. Get the fuck out.
>>2357450
>>2357486
Which manga?
>>2357488
I doubt there will be a next time to see your scythe coming, miss.
If anything this has only alarmed me to take more care, even if you didn't get much further it's still something to be more aware about.
>>2357520
Maybe Kiske had a point.
>>2357523
At least in ERP we fuck each other face to face instead of behind their backs. :^)
>>2357557
I don't know if you got this.
>>2357551
>>2357552
>tfw called a normie by two different anons
:D
>>2357520
ALL-NEW ARENA EVENT
It's just unfortunate that it had to happen this late..
>>2357555
Nice chain reply
>>2357573
>death threats in ERP
>face to face
Yup.
>>2357519
There...isn't a mansion to guard any more.
>>2357561
Still, I...I really am sorry about that.
>>2357580
>Abyssal slayer Tenryuu slips and breaks her neck
SHAMAFUR DISPRAY!
>>2357573
>tfw your lover won't look at you when you have sex anymore
>tfw no lover to begin with
>>2357582
Thanks
>>2357580
Nice, Kuga fillers slain.
>>2357575
Wait what? Win did I enter these games?
Can I see the stats as well?
>>2357428
I didn't.....Shall I go to the dock and see if there was a slip up?
>>2357433
>Raises an eyebrow
yaapaa-paa yaapaa-paa
>>2357605
...O-Okay...here.
>>2357606
>>2357428
May I have a look at this crossbow?
>>2357616
>>2357605
Fuck. Wrong one.
>>2357580
Congratulations roromiya, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>2357600
Bet the old side effect didn't see that one coming.
>>2357585
Forgiveness comes with time, miss.
It's just that way, it happened in the past with Kyoko as well.
Don't worry all too much though, in this realm there's a lot that changes in just a small period.
>>2357616
thats the reaping homeboy
>>2357616
Uhhh, what?
>>2357628
And thanks to everyone for participating!
>>2357580
>>2357591
>>2357600
>>2357629
...
>>2357628
Thanks for hostink ~de geso!
>>2357628
I finally did it. Thank you for hosting Mokou.
>>2357616
>>2357627
>That Bird entry
OOOOOHHH YEEEEAAAAHHH. I remember now.
Thanks for the stats mate. I appreciate it.
>>2357629
The old side effect saw one thing coming, a few fillers dying.
>>2357585
See what screwing around got you? It got you fired. Now you're just as bad as I am.
>>2357628
Congratulations, candy girl.
>>2357639
Th-thank you for the games, Mokou.
>>2357639
You may have won this time, but Quiptron will return
>>2357628
Congratulations, madame!
And thank you for having us!
>>2357634
It was like my body was moving on it's own....
Who do you think is a legit piece of shit OOC?
>>2357639
Thanks for hosting mate
>>2357639
Thanks!!!
>>2357639
Thanks for hosting, send you 21000000$ to Paypal :^]
>>2357639
>Thanks for hosting.
>>2357628
>>2357639
Thank you for the opportunity, hostess.
Congratulations.
>>2357639
Good... Job...
>>2357628
>>2357639
Congratulations little miss, and thank you for providing us with this adventure, miss Mokou.
>>2357656
It happens at times, all it requires is a bit of time and everything will pass.
Every quarrel will eventually turn out that way.
>>2357611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76nByfQilDw
>>2357639
Wow, none of my characters got any kills
>>2357654
No, I mean as in the mansion doesn't exist any more.
>>2357676
Is this another thing this place does...?
>>2357664
LF. Dude's a real prick, and not in the cool/funny way.
Knock Knock
>>2357691
Because you weren't protecting it, riiiight?
>>2357694
>LF
>>2357697
Who's there?
>>2357697
NGW?
>>2357697
Come in!
>>2357622
Careful....It could be a trap....
>>2357656
>>2357654
>>2357676
>>2357672
Thank you.
>>2357697
Is it a new game?
>>2357664
Blue Beetles avafag seems kind of an ass
>>2357606
Yes, oh and any news on the others whils't you were out there?
>>2357622
Sure- I was supposed to have a katana but-
>>2357700
Yuno
>>2357708
>>2357622
>>2357428
>>2357606
>>2357414
>>2357664
I think Souda seems kind of ass-ish OOC.
>>2357698
Because it now never has. I mean that in a paradoxical sort of way.
>>2357691
Perhaps, miss.
All things eventually calm down over time, everywhere you go, it's always been like that and it will always be like that.
It's why the future matters, but you need the present to heal wounds from the past..
>>2357718
>I like to think myself more of an Honest person, rather then an asshole, but y'know.
>>2357730
Okarin is the kindest and most sincere person I've met here desu.
>>2357741
You come off as pretty passive-aggressive to me instead of honest tbhwyf
>>2357694
>>2357699
That's not me, but I definitely agree with that anon. I am a piece of a shit. But at least I'm self-aware that I'm a piece of shit.
>>2357741
Being direct and honest often leads to saying stuff people would rather not hear, it makes you come off as an asshole at times. You can't help it, that anon wasn't me though.
>>2357749
>new Scanty
>>2357756
>LF
>>2357727
hmm?
What seems to be the problem?
I heard something interesting the other day. Is anyone interested in seeing it?
>>2357733
...What? You've kinda lost me here.
>>2357730
>O-Okay
>>2357741
Sounds like the type of thing an asshole would say desu
>>2357756
>kissu
>>2357708
Don't worry, I can handle myself.
>>2357721
A katana? Why would you want a sword when you can have a crossbow?
>>2357727
What?
>>2357734
I suppose I don't understand things like this....
>>2357776
I think the term is "time paradox"?
>>2357774
Hmmm? What might that be?
>>2357777
This. What an asshole. Trust me, I am one and we can smell our own.
>>2357774
What...?
>>2357774
Go ahead
>>2357774
I'm not sure we're capable of seeing the sounds that you heard yesterday.
>>2357788
Y-Yeah, I think I get it now!
>he clearly doesn't get it
>>2357749
>Do I really, Well I assure you I try not too.
>and If I do, it probably means I don't like you very much.
>>2357777
>Then I guess I'm an asshole, anon-chan.
>>2357788
>>2357794
>>2357795
Alright, first what you need to do is grab onto your earlobes like this.
>She grabs onto her earlobes.
>>2357799
I heard about something you are capable of doing, and I'm showing it to other people. Feel free to join in if you want.
>>2357774
I cannot perceive sound with my eyes.
>>2357537
Nothing Sir...We did get a reading from Nakano but there was too much interference.
>>2357727
(Yeah I play more than avatar...And yes if they are part of a certain conversation that includes them...Then yes I will post them along with the others...If you don't like it then you can go fuck yourself)
>>2357811
You do you Stockin/Josuke/Kneesocks/Desertpunk
>>2357816
We know the nipple trick.
>>2357816
>he grabs his earlobes
Th-this is kind of silly, don't you think?
>>2357820
>He can't hear when seeing certain things
>>2357809
>She stares for a moment, before sighing
...Basically something happened that changed preeeetty much everything in the past, but ignored me. I say this a lot, huh....
>>2357816
>She shoulders her scythe and scratches her head confusedly
And then...?
>>2357816
YOU DID THIS ALREADY ASSHOLE
>>2357780
I have you girls for ranged attacks- A close quarters weapon is a must!
(not to mention, Katanas are really neato)
>>2357822
I see, what about the location that reading was coming from.
>>2357788
That's another thing only time can teach you, miss.
Time is crucial and with time we learn many things that are unfamiliar to us, it's just waiting till that time arrives to teach us those things.
>>2357664
>I'd rather not give any more attention to that person.
>>2357826
>I think you have an extra You on there, anon-chan.
>>2357816
I... can't do such... a thing. I don't... want to take off my... helmet.
>>2357847
So uuhhhhh.... Ramlethal, was it? Your sister, she's uuuhhhhhh... single, right?
