/feather/ - Avian general #3
Chicken breast edition
Anything goes as long as the main focus is birds or bird-like creatures.
This threads argument starter is which do you prefer?
Bird cloaca or vagina+asshole?
http://strawpoll.me/7393984
Lots of good chickens this thread. Keep it up you glorious anon.
Well there is one chicken here
>>2357895
What kind of bird is that? I really like it?
>>2357960
Looks like a silkie chicken
>>2357960
Unfortunately e621 doesn't differentiate between different breeds of chickens but >>2358291 is your safest bet.
r63
This is fucking insanity
>>2358636
Enjoy your stay friend
This is apparently a type of chicken.
I don't understand.
I filter feather and avian to send these to the top, but they don't register these threads.
What exact terms do you guys use that work?
>>2360217
/feather/ works for me.
>>2360295
>it doesn't work
I don't even use 4chanX
>>2360375
I use 4chanx and it works.
Why not try ctrl+f?
>>2356111
I want to choke that chicken
>>2359542
>all the chickens in the thread
Hot damn I've hot gold tonight!
Any sexy roosters?
Aching for some cock cock
>>2361087
Roosters are pretty hard to find.
>>2360375
/feather/i
the i means it catches capital letters to
>Sweat on a bird
Fucking stupid cunts learn some fucking biology
>>2361991
But human genitals, mammaries, teeth, eyebrows and flexible beaks are a-ok.
preggo birds
y/n?
painal
>>2361087
>>2361087
.
>>2362125
Acceptable-Tier
>Flexible beaks
>Wing arms
>Eyebrows
Questionable-Tier
>Human arms
>Human legs
>Unfused clavicle
Low-Tier
>Tits
>Human genitalia
>Human hips
Unacceptable-Tier
>Human feet
>Human hands
>Human head
>Half-assed mouthbeak
>Teeth
>Hair/fur
>>2367138
Lets not go full autism here buddy
>>2367170
> Hey lets take this human anime-girl and put feathers on her arms. Oh wow she's totally a bird now!
Anthro is okay, but there's a line and you know it.
[autismspoiler]That's the first time I've been called autistic in nearly a decade of posting on 4chan. I feel like I deserve a prize for lasting this long.[/autismspoiler]
>>2367329
Harpies are totally fine in this thread.
Calm your sperging.
>>2367389
Did I say they weren't? Please point out where I said "you can't post this".
Harpies are LOW-TEST, but they usually at least have pretty sexy wings and claws, and also usually have very lithe bird-like bodies.
>>2367437
You said there was a line.
I assumed you thought it was somewhere around harpies.
>>2367498
Yeah, the line is more toward what you just posted. A human, except oh wait there's a beak glued to the mouth so it's okay.
Why even bother?
>>2367516
Congratulations you have autism
>>2367541
> My le categorization-is-autism maymay
Try to always post things that are at least plausibly birds please.
>>2367795
Nice. Sort of uncommon for smut illustrators to actually do a fair job at rendering feathers on feral birds. Usually they look like really awkward roof tiles plastered over their bodies.
>>2367902
That, or they just fail to draw hardly any feathers anywhere and leave surfaces smooth and shiny.
But in the defense of artists: Feathers are hard to draw.
>>2367595
I have and will continue to do so autist.
Most other people aren't so elitist about their porn.
And your pointless bitching ain't going to change what I post.
>>2368151
You seem upset.
It isn't elitism, it's keeping shit where it belongs. The distinction between scale/feather is big enough to have two threads. The distinction between anthro/feral is just as big, but it's blurry; splitting them apart wouldn't be of any benefit. There comes a point though, that something is anthro enough that you could post it on /aco/ without anyone batting an eye. That's just too damn anthro for a thread dedicated to the more feral side of things.
>anthro enough that you could post it on /aco/ without anyone batting an eye
lol I fucking wish
>too damn anthro for a thread dedicated to the more feral side of things
This really isn't one of those threads though.
>>2368502
Not sure what's worse, the anatomy or the colouration.
Sparklewolf/10
>>2368502
I feel cheated out of a >(you)
>lol I fucking wish
I've seen more feral things than >>2367498 on /aco/
>This really isn't one of those threads though.
We're on /trash/ m8. There are a dozen boards dedicated to the anthro side of things. This is the only one with regular zoophile threads and other similar things. Polls here routinely show people are more interested in feral traits.
>>2368664
>colouration
>>2368711
>>2368718
>>2368729
>>2368738
>>2368711
>colouration
Yes?
>>2368743
>>2368750
I was making fun of you for being not-American.
>>2368787
Fucking captchas
>>2368822
>>2368787
Eh, I'm not offended, means I won't be embarrassing myself saying "on mass", "diamond dozen" or similar gems.
>>2368664
Wolf furries are the worst i agree.
>>2368711
If you think I could post anything I've posted here on /aco/ you're delusional.
>There are a dozen boards dedicated to the anthro side of things
If by dozens you mean zero.
>>2368874
Guess it's hard to be a snowflake when everyone is grey or tan and commission their Wolf OC from the same guy.
>>2368857
I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies, and are more than just ice king on the cake. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error, but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
>>2368874
If I can remember how to crosslink properly...
>>>/aco/444068
>>>/aco/513236
> If by dozens you mean zero.
Dedicated to the anthro side of things. Anthro means human, pal. Plenty of boards are dedicated to human porn.
>>2368937
I ain't even mad, I just fear for generation that'll inherit the accumulated lack of knowledge and indifference to facts.
>>2368937
Again you're delusional if you think any of that anywhere close to what I'm posting.
But if you think it is then go ahead and prove me wrong.
Post something along the lines of this on /aco/ and see how long it takes for you to get banned/bitched out of there.
>>2361087
No cock cock, but sexy enough.
Is this the same thread as feather #1?
Back then you guys were complaining that it was only constant page 10 bumps that kept you alive and now you're trying to police what gets posted?
What happened?
need more pavita
>>2369004
Ignorance. Every generation has feared for the generation after them. Every generation has thought "kids these days are dumb as rocks".
Every generation has surpassed the one before them in some way. Stop worrying.
>>2369020
> Trying to ruse the rusemaster
> Deleting your post when you realize you've been devil rused.
>>2369057
I LITERALLY FUCKING JUST DID PROVE YOU WRONG
Want more?
>>>/aco/510585
>>>/aco/514070
>>2369161
If you think it's safe then put yourself on the line.
Make a birdfucker thread on /aco/ and if it lasts 24 hours I'll move there be out of your hair forever.
Should be simple if it's as safe as you say.
>>2369161
I guess I'm just too autistic to see the the fun in the intentional stupidity that's en vogue now.
Also, why do I use so much goddamn french today?
>>2369123
Whats she from?
>>2368937
You might notice that nothing you posted has snouts.
Cause if you read the sticky it's the actual criteria that mods use to determine if something is furry or not.
I'm pretty sure beaks are close enough to snouts
for the mods.
If something gets posted here without a beak/ snout then feel free to direct them to /aco/.
>>2369113
Post whatever the fuck you want. If it's sufficiently off topic (human with feathers), then you can't possibly be surprised when you get bitched out.
There's only been one image deserving of that though.
>>2369218
I wouldn't know how to make a successful /aco/ thread since it's not my board. I also have no content to contribute. Seems like your pic related there probably wouldn't fly, but I bet >>2367498 would!
You could also stop being so fucking assblasted and just keep posting birds here like you have been. I'm not going to complain as long as it's 10+% bird.
You're going to get people saying
>tits on a bird
>no cloaca
>plantigrade a shit
and if you get this upset every time it's just going to be trollbait.
>>2369301
Hey check it out, a snout on /aco/! >>>/aco/510585
This would also mean harpies are /aco/ material, but plenty of harpies would be too furry for /aco/. It's gotta be more of a sliding scale of acceptability for them.
>>2369443
>>>/aco/510585
dead post man
>>2369443
>then you can't possibly be surprised when you get bitched out.
There's no reason to bitch someone out when they post an image related to the thread. Just ignore it if you don't like it and enjoy/post the stuff you do like.
>>2369443
>I wouldn't know how to make a successful /aco/ thread since it's not my board
Take a human, make them shit a diaper. then paint them green.
There's /aco/ content.
Oh and not actual comics for adults allowed, only porn.
>>2369443
>but I bet >>2367498(You) would!
Yeah for like 5 minutes like that post you linked.
>You could also stop being so fucking assblasted
You seem to be the only one getting getting worked up here friend.
And every single one of my post's has a bird attached.
You're the only person claiming otherwise.
>you can't possibly be surprised when you get bitched out
Might be more convincing if you weren't the only one bitching.
The only other person who complained at me was bitching about a wolf which I understand.
Just calm down man.
>>2369499
I wonder why
>>>/aco/510613
>>>/aco/512996
are allowed then? Is moderation really that inconsistent there?
>>2369515
It will happen. I didn't even bitch anyone out. If you check the reply chain: I posted >>2367138 and got called autistic for daring to say what my preferences are. Admittedly, I then started trolling.
>>2369584
>You're the only person claiming otherwise.
Please point out where I said you weren't posting acceptable birds.
>Might be more convincing if you weren't the only one bitching.
Are you telling me you've never seen anons complain about tits on a bird? I never have, and never would, even thought birdtits are pretty stupid imo.
>>2356111
>>2356142
No please, I'm already 80% corrupted, I cannot find chickens attractive
>>2369814
I'm going to go with inconsistent moderation since >>>/aco/511593 has been up for a day and has 67 posts.
My apologies for suggesting anyone post on a board that can't decide what's acceptable or not.
>>2369872
> Don't you want to come into my room, anon-kun~?
>>2369872
Bet you can't find turkey's attractive.
>>2369775
>Please point out where I said you weren't posting acceptable birds.
You're constantly refering to this post >>2367498 as something not bird enough for this thread.
>Are you telling me you've never seen anons complain about tits on a bird
I talking about this specific argument.
That and birdtit arguments are fun.
birds are not important
sexy chickens
>>2369990
Okay, yeah. Everything BUT that has been okay. I still stand my ground, that >>2367498 isn't a bird. It's a human with beak cosplay. In fact, I'm pretty sure I've seen this bitch at comic-con. If she had some feathers or arm/leg scales it'd be 100% acceptable.
>>2370059
Say that to my face and not online and see what happens.
>>2369915
Well I can tell you the thread hasn't been deleted because it's not a furry thread unless you want to argue that asari are furries.
As for the snek it's been a problem in the threads as well since that one time someone posted a bunch of the cat lady from star trek and that was all deleted but all the snek stayed up.
The only explanation I can give is that one of the mods really likes X-com 2.
>>2370173
Whining about it still makes you a bitchy faggot.
>>2370626
There is not enough penguin porn in this world.
>>2370699
>>2370710
>>2370719
Maybe if i post weavers cute birdboy trap then he might come and draw some burds for us.
>>2370282
You whined first.
>>2370533
It was just my opinion put out there as a conversation starter. I've done similar things on /scale/ to gauge how people feel about things and never got this much shit.
What I expected:
> tits
> low-tier
> shiggy diggy
> what the fuck is a clavicle?
> hair is truly the worst thing ever
What I got:
> Fucking autists thinking they can tell others what they like.
0% comfy
>>2370902
Trap implies he's trying to seduce men though, right? I don't think that's how that guy works.
>>2371169
No it means he's a trap.
As in can pass as a women.
>>2371657
Not gay yet.
But just look at how he bends over.
Does that look straight to you?
>>2371704
Nice thumbnail champ
>>2371704
What is this, an image for ants
>>2371657
Paonne is a "sexual opportunist", passing as a woman to ingratiate himself with the ladies, then springs into action when he sees an opening
a fox in the henhouse type, basically designed as a hateable/rival character or waifu-buster
>>2371831
Hi weaver
>>2371831
Weaver how do you get so good at designing characters?
>>2371900
i sacrificed competency in all other fields
>>2371831
>>2371961
Birds are very important.
>>2371831
You should draw more of this burd.
>>2371997
then perhaps I will
>>2372007
Can dicks be waifu's?
I want a dick waifu.
>>2372021
not quite the implication being made
>>2372026
What a messy waifu
>>2372026
You could interpret what he said a couple ways though.
>>2372026
I'm afraid i don't recognize the green one.
>>2372069
Just some random-ass monstergirl who could get turned out without hurting anyone's feelings
Oh god. The shit people are arguing about is fucking ridiculous. It's worse than the shitstorms on /Aco/ robot threads.
Both you you who are arguing. Shut up and post. This isn't discussion anymore. It's fapping to your own autism.
>>2372269
...who's arguing?
>>2372269
Fuck off that already ended.
>>2372160
I feel like we should give her a name still.
How do you feel about Ugg?
>>2372355
Anon that's cruel, she's already been through a lot and is having a rough day, you don't need to call her ugly too while she's sitting there with cum dribbling off her chin.
>>2372269
>transparently trying to drudge shit back up while playing yourself as the reasonable one
Literally cancer
>>2372379
What Me?
I didn't call her ugly.
I can understand why you thought so but ugg has 2 g's in it.
Totally different.
>>2371831
So are you ever going to introduce paonne properly?
Because those of us who never go to mlpg might not have known about him before this.
>>2372692
He's a character whose rapey overtones mean I may not end up posting him to tumblr
>>2372756
Damnit Weaver that's not Nick. Don't think I wasn't in the Zootopia thread recently.
>>2372756
Damn you tumblr.
Also you get cellphone reception in monstro village?
What exactly is the technology level here?
>>2372941
But it would be classic Weaver to make it Judy and say it's not.
>>2372959
Yeah, well, Weaver is a pack of wild badgers crammed into a human skin, so
Whatever they want may totally alien to us
>>2372883
Technology is all over the place, basically whatever it needs to be at any given time. There are elves that play videogames and medieval knights on cellphones
>>2372967
could be anyone
>>2372999
It's a flat chested bunny.
You know how rare those things are.
>>2372999
I love you weaver
>>2373061
I'm sure he does considering they seem to be a point of focus for Weaver.
Wow I come back after after being gone for 24 hours and you guys are after putting nearly 200 post's in.
Good work.
What if your bird waifu wants to attempt a talonjob?
>>2374645
Is this one of those trick questions?
Fresh from the FA front page
>>2375611
Cloaca like that are too featureless for my taste.
Such a naughty boy, making such a mess over his teacher's feet. Ohoho, might as well go all out and get the whole bed in his mess..
>>2374692
I never thought of it that way.
>>2371961
Do you ever want to expand into other forms of art? You seem to always do the same style, which I respect because maybe that was your goal all along, but I bet you'd be able to pick up other styles pretty well just from the sheer amount of raw practice you've done
>>2382881
Actually don't do that after all you'll make me feel even more inadequate than I already feel
But for real I bet you could do it
>>2383060
Hyperbole dude
>>2385932
>let me draw her sitting
>oh wait, that's not quite sitting...
>if I draw a chair somewhat under her?
>perfect
>>2386004
The tail feathers is what make it look weird.
>>2386042
It's more like
What perspective?
Cock-a-doodle-doo.
Is this just me or avian threads are several times more centered on feral than regular furry or scaly?
>>2401417
I try to post a varied amount of content.
Just on a feral binge at the moment.
Hell I'll post this.
Someone'll like it.
>>2401417
I've noticed that, but it isn't like there's more feral than anthro avian art (25 pages of feral solo avian on e621 vs 95 anthro solo avian).
I post mostly feral (feral birds tend to get better art imo), and I've noticed at least one other anon posts mostly feral too. We could be skewing things.
