ERP Thread
Glazed Girls Edition
Before thread: >>2346104
Papa approves this thread
Hello, my children. How is your Saturday so far?
>>2350213
Sponsored by DMG's tits
"Got Milk?"
>>2350243
>Throws brick in spirit.
Gurren Lagann was bad.
Attack on Titan was bad.
Angel Beats was bad.
Bleach is bad.
Smash Brothers 4 is better than Melee
Gen 1 Pokemon was bad.
Ocarina of time was horrible.
Also your waifu is shit.
>>2350243
It has only begun Father Skeleton... and morning to you all.
I require further sustenance
>>2350213
Thread approved, I'll be here lurking if anyone needs some stress relief
>>2350243
Got up a few hours ago, pretty good so far
>>2350193
Wow, you sound fucking desperate already. Preferring to be used and teased to get others off? What a fucking pathetic life you must be living, being happy as you are pushed down onto the ground, seeing a gang of real men above you, debating whenever or not to fuck your little sissy mouth and weak asshole...
Oh who am I kidding? You would be BEGGING for that, wearing short clothes that reveal your skin, hanging out in dark alleys just in case a real, powerful man decided to claim you, maybe even put a collar on your neck and choke you while you choke on his cock. Would you like that you bitch? To chock on a actual cock with a collar, making it herder to breathe?
>>2350252
Angel beats was better than clannad and everyone on the planet wanks to that slop
Baited
>>2350252
But smash 4 Is good
>>2350266
Hi Nue
>>2350271
Clannad was ok but Naruto and Sailor Moon had a better story
>>2350247
>magics brick
You used to be such a pleasant child
>>2350255
Good evening Asellus. I trust you slept well?
>>2350264
That's good to hear. I slept till about 12:30.
Laziest I've felt in ages
What was up with those walls I kept seeing last thread?
>>2350287
all those animes are fine but Corey in the house is where it's at
>>2350284
Nope, not them; just a anon wanting to be generous to some pathetic pussy fuckboy that doesn't even deserve my presence.
>>2350266
H-How did you know I liked the idea of collars? But yeah...I'd love that.
>>2350282
Yeah Smash 4 has a better system all around and doesn't rely on you glitching the system
>>2350293
I slept like a newborn baby... yesterday was pure bliss.
>>2350293
Spooky.
>>2350213
This kinda makes me want some glazed donuts.
>>2350316
sm4sh is fun but melee take much more skill
>>2350332
Melee takes 0 skill.
>tfw life
>>2350345
You literally just threw the fishing rod into the water
>>2350304
Hi nue
>>2350317
That's wonderful to hear my dear!
>>2350326
Hello Parsee~ You know what they say. The spookier the skeleton, the friendlier the fellow. Unless he has a wheel in his chest, then you have to run, or pray your great shield can tank it.
>>2350353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNeAgq7y7pQ
No Skill. Wave Dash is a lie, it's just narutards trying to be cool with their animes
How you doing nerds?
>>2350307
Oh, hey there again Mizuki.
>Takeru smiled and pat his head.
How've you been, pal?
>>2350372
>he still trying
>>2350307
Oh, you do? Well; that makes you all the more weak and subordinate to real men, like me...
Would you be down, on all fours, at the sight of a man with a collar, hoping that he may see you as a potential pet, someone who would do whatever he says without expecting a reward, like a good sissy boy?
Or would you be on your knees, praying to him, admitting that he is much more powerful than you, begging to serve his every command?
Either way, if you please him enough, he may bring some friends with him the next time he plays with his little doggy; hope you know how to howl in pleasure, you little bitch...
>>2350371
It certainly is. Maybe my luck is finally changing.
>>2350374
Nothing much, just woke up from my slumber.
>>2350374
Good. How are you?
Competitive Smash players suck. That's all there is to it.
They ban most of the stages because they suck. They suck at catching their opponents, so large stages are banned. They have to rely on cheating shit like chaingrabbing to be able to win, so stages with any kind of wall and walk-off edges are banned. They have no ability to dodge or use to their advantage the very telegraphed stage hazards, so any stages with them are banned. Which leaves them three or four stages with no variety, no strategy, and which imbalance the game even further because some characters don't play well on those stages.
They also can't handle the randomness of items. "A bomb could easily appear in front of me right when I attack!" So? An asteroid could have fallen on you and crushed you on your way to the tournament. Did it? No. "An item could appear right beside my opponent and give him the advantage!" It could also appear right next to you and give YOU the advantage. Or it could appear in the middle and the two of you would have to fight for it. You're skilled enough to do hoop-dee-whoop combos and wagga-dasheen around the stage, don't tell me you can't do something as simple as run to an item.
Skilled? My ass.
>>2350374
Better now that you're here
>>2350371
Hey, those guys are nothing against my rolling skills.
>>2350421
thats a nice copypasta
I'm gonna post this on /ssbg/
>>2350255
Ayy Ass! What's popping?
>>2350255
Good morning....
>>2350452
Nothing much Wiggins. Just woke up from my slumber.
>>2350413
Same, same.
>>2350414
I'm okay. How's the old bones going?
>>2350422
I don't see why that would be but thanks.
>>2350430
That's what I think until I make one bad move and get a dozen firestone tires to the face.
>>2350387
H-Hey Takeru.
>Mizuki looked up at Takeru nervously as he returned a soft smile.
>>2350404
P-Please...I didn't expect this much. I'd probably be begging to get used as their cocksleeve. Wanting them to pull on my leash as they pound my ass relentlessly until they're satisfied.
>>2350462
Morning to you Parsee.
>>2350475
They got nothing on the new Neato.
>>2350477
You mentioned earlier you'd like an RP that was a little more involved? Do you still have time for that or no?
>>2350472
Because I like looking at your big soft body, raccoon-chan.
>>2350477
I've kinda missed you, so it's good to see ya again.
>He sat down, relaxing his posture and looking over at Mizuki. He looked so nervous for some reason, but cute as always. Takeru had to look away slightly before he blushed.
Seen Loki around? I'm so happy I haven't seen her lately. Hopeful life will be nice and simple again.
>>2350465
Well I'm not sure who Wiggins is but you sound fine
>>2350478
Who are you going to pleasure right in front of me today, hm?
>>2350472
Oh alright I guess. Was supposed to pick up my new credit card today, but it got sent to a branch that's closed till Monday.
It's nice out though so I went for a nice walk, had a tasty pita for lunch and grabbed a vodka slurpee. All in all, not a bad saturday
>>2350499
Well slap me thrice and call me Jelly. Now I really gotta get Das III
>>2350522
>Slaps you three times.
Jelly bones.
>>2350477
You want me to stop bullying you?
...Nah, I don't think I'm bored with you yet. As long as I keep speaking these golden, delicious words into your ears, you are nothing but a pet for sex. People like you get my cock so hard. In fact, I'm stroking myself as I picture you at my feet, kissing them while you beg me to take you in as a pet; someone who I can use and abuse at a flip of a coin. If I had your little slutty ass, I would make sure it was filled to the brim every day and night, and even if you don't want it that day...
Too bad bitch. I own you, and master's word is final.
>>2350513
You are not Wiggins? I've could of sworn....
>>2350516
>She kiss her on the neck.
I... do not know.
Good afternoon! I hope you are all having a wonderful day and your dicks are getting the respect they deserve!
...Wait, what?
>>2350544
>0/0/0 DMG
Dang it Parsee.
I didn't mean actually slap me!
>>2350502
My body isn't really that special, though...
>>2350522
Sounds nice. Wouldn't all that fall right through your rib cage, though?
Im now debating playing minako since apparently I only use red eyed muses
>>2350557
So you already plan on ignoring me and 'pleasing' someone else in-order to satisfy your lust. I'm done with you.
>>2350598
Well, I wanted to see if a bunch of skeletons would fall out of you if I slapped you.
>>2350587
Well, hello cutie! Glad to see you around here again!
How was your day so far?
>>2350557
Maybe this will jog your memory
>Tips fedora
M'lady
>>2350635
That's a nice joke.
>>2350587
I see you've adapted well since your first day here...
>>2350631
Yes it issss!
>He pokes her hip gently, then her stomach, then finally one of her breasts.
>>2350501
Oh jeez, I mean I'd love to but I would advise against getting into a particularly long one with me. Also, I was kind of planning on finishing up the one Anon I had before stopping and I think I lost him...
>>2350505
>Mizuki took a deep breath to calm himself down. He held his hands behind his back while he glanced over at Takeru.
Mhm, I always enjoy spending time with you, Takeru. I think Loki lurks around here actually.
>>2350550
Fuck...I wasn't trying to get horny...Th-That's all I want is to be used to relieve you and have you fill me with your cum. I'd love for you to fuck me all day until you were exhausted and couldn't fuck me anymore.
>>2350660
You there. It's time to rave.
>>2350639
Well, I don't do it to satisfy my lust. My pleasure is only secondary. But, think of it as you may Parsee.
>>2350645
OH! It's you!
It's raining blood.
>>2350674
Well, I don't mean like, a several days long spanning kind of RP or anything, just something with a bit more of an established setting/scene. But that's fine, maybe another time.
>>2350682
Then explain why you ignore your wife.
>>2350678
Absolutely not.
>>2350631
I figured out a spell for that. I just open a portal to my inventory, just inside my mouth. I forgot to do it last time and had to spend a fortune getting my clothes clean.
>>2350639
I'm not neato! I don't carry buddies in my robes! I'll forgive you, though, since you do look like Albedo with those demon wings when you slapped me.
>>2350687
No it's not
>>2350687
>Holds you romantically in the blood rain
>Stares deep into your eyes as the rain falls
You got a rag on you or something, all this blood dripping on your face is fucking distracting AF
>>2350674
I'm glad to hear that...
>He scooted closer to Mizuki, sensing the awkwardness in the air.
Ach, really? Hmmph.
>He pouted a bit, wanting to be alone with Mizuki.
Do they love me yet
>>2350698
Let's go.
>>2350674
>>2350710
>Plops down and sits in between these two
>Pulls out a chilidog
>Munch fucken munch munch
So uhh...you guys dating or what?
>>2350682
Yes it is me.. Me
>>2350699
Albedo? Isn't that the female you constantly grope?
>>2350674
Well, I bet your small dick is as erect as it can be now...
Good on you knowing where your place in the world is; at my feet, worshiping and treating me like the god I am to you...
Of course, you'll get one of those cute sissy belts as well, keeping that teeny cock inside all nice and cold while I play with your small, cute body...
Oh damn it; I want to fuck you so much, you little bitch. I want to pull on your hair, choke your neck, and kiss those lips of yours while I thrust my nice, big shaft into your asshole.
I want to make you mine cocksleeve; a cock sucker and fucker that I'll share with my friends...
You want to cum too, don't you? You want to cum, believing I am right there next to you to humiliate and embarrass you, right?
>>2350713
Who's they
>>2350727
Grimes!
>>2350693
Uh... because... I have nothing.
>>2350730
I'm going need to give you a name. I can't just call you Anon forever.
>>2350660
I mean, I already got a month's worth of food in liquid asset from just two guys, what else is there to love?
>>2350587
Fine, myself! Trying to find Crystal Shards, hard to come by around here apparently... I may need to look outside the city.
>>2350687
Uh, sorry...
Was just killing a perverted pedophile...
>>2350713
>>2350749
Don't worry I got this.
>Shoots the girl in the face so she won't become a walker.
>>2350673
>She gets poked here and there and everywhere, but of course doesn't react much.
... If you say so.
>>2350699
That sounds pretty nifty.
>>2350749
>>2350735
Grope!? I have no idea w-what you're talking about! I'm as innocent as the day I died!
>>2350714
Today is my free day Nito! Let the Ashen one do it for now.
>>2350760
Hm? Liquid asse-
Oh my...
>>2350775
It's all good girl, just follow me.
>Pulls the naked chubbo through the halls by the hand
I can help you get in shape with my special technique~
>>2350791
they're the same character
>>2350587
>Using a character that is already taken
>>2350758
A name? I almost feel special now
>>2350764
You missed her brain and shot her face though
>>2350758
We're done. Next time I see you I'll make sure to remove your head from your body.
>>2350787
>Poke, cursing you.
>>2350779
You're lying to me.
>>2350828
>Shoots a few more times to get the job done
My bad, making people suffer is an absolute nono.
>>2350775
Cute, tender Araiguma!
>>2350815
>mfw purple and orange drake were the same person.
I was betray.
>>2350834
>And now pics. God, I'm a mess today.
>>2350815
>people have a monopoly on their characters
>>2350775
Not as much as you think. Things get mixed up sometimes. One time, a jug of unlimited water I had in there sprung a leak. I'm still paying off Tsunami damages from when I opened it back up.
>>2350830
W...well I mean... I haven't never...
>>2350842
There's multiple drakeposters.
>>2350842
>mfw there's more than one Drakeposter
>>2350787
Oh hi there!
>>2350854
AINZ?!
>>2350689
W-Well, no promises. Maybe we'll get to do something soon.
>>2350710
(Sorry for being a shit and always leaving when you're around. I just meant to finish off my first Anon, which I lost, and then leave for the rest of the day. Hopefully we can actually play soon!)
>Loki subtly made her way behind Takeru before whacking him upside the head with her bat specially made to give people fantasies after knocking them unconscious.
>>2350727
Kill your bitch son please.
>>2350748
I'm uh...going to leave...Thanks for the teasing and bullying. You're pretty good at getting me worked up. Sorry, I can't be around for longer.
>>2350820
I shall call you... Alkarl! What do you think? A good name yes?
>>2350830
...Ok.
>>2350866
>>2350870
Ainz uses Papa Bones to shit up the threads with his chat.
Ainz uses Jojo to shitpost.
Ainz uses Kallen to not be a massive shitter every so often.
>>2350875
>Grabs the bat.
>Smacks you upside the head with it and you fantasize about coral dying in the most gruesome way
There you go.
>>2350875
Aww, okay. Hope to see you around another time, pretty boy~
>>2350854
You sure about that?
>>2350876
Now get out of my sight.
>>2350807
Oh, okay.
>Might already be a walker considering her expression
>>2350841
My mom made raccoon tenders.
>>2350854
Dang. You must have gotten wet to the bone.
>>2350870
What can I say? Everyone's got a skeleton inside them. It was never much of a secret.
>>2350876
Alkarl? Well it's a much better name then Anon, so I love it!
>>2350914
Before I am banish from your sight forever, can I do at least one thing to you...
>grimes
>pac
>asellus
>link
>baron
>parsee
>nymph
Soon we will have own hg.
>>2350830
No no, you're thinking of the Bearer of the Curse Miss.
>>2350834
There's no need for denial, every soul that wanders here falls for the spell of lust eventually...
>>2350861
Hm? Ah, the demon child.
>>2350921
Raccoon tenders? Well - I'd much rather hold your plush body, y'know.
>>2350941
I think Link is kill. I haven't seen him in here or in HG in forever.
>>2350921
>Pulls her further down the hall until they hit a doorway.
Ok love, here we are~
>Opens the door to find a treadmill and dumbbells
Now with my special exercise routine. You too can be fit enough to survive the walker apocolypse!
>Hands you an invoice before leading you into the room.
This right here is just the bill for my standard exercise routine. Only a monthly payment plan of 20.99 for 12 months. No biggy.
>>2350941
I still can't believe its even still around. Finally where it belongs though.
>>2350941
You have me too, but I won't post with my ava. Just spectate.
>>2350875
>Takeru was suddenly whacked unconscious, his limp body laying there, slightly twitching.
zzzzzZzZZZzzz...
>>2350939
Glad to hear it Alkarl.
>>2350941
(I can't leave... help me)
>>2350941
(Please keep ERP and hg separate. Thank you.)
>>2350940
And what is that?
>>2350957
All undead are bearer of the curse. The curse of being undead, always on the verg of hollowing.
>>2350940
>Grinning brightly with softly lit red cheeks, she embraces you warmly and presses her lips against your cheek.
H-heya, my love. I got some free time, so I came here earlier..
>>2351002
>Please keep ERP and hg separate
>Says the person who drags erp affairs into hg constantly
>>2350941
Don't forget Yin and 8man
>>2350957
I know that, but you actually did misinterpret there. I really did mean cash, though I don't mind the other type of liquid asset.
>>2350957
You've made me wait a while for souls you know!
>She runs up to you arms outstretched
So gimme gimme!
>>2350892
Not that far off. I try not to be too disturbing as Ainz during active hours.
You're right on Jojo for the most part. Though I try to stick to being more IC with Kira. I'd like to use him more for actual RP.
I like to think of it like this.
Ainz is for loving everyone
Kira is for loving no one
and Kallen is for loving 2 or 3 people at a time very hard.
>>2350914
Okay fine! I might, on occasion feel Albedo up a little, and use Shalltear as a seat.
>>2350921
Absolutely water logged. Japan still hasn't forgiven me.
Since all the cool kids are doing it
>I would of put Lux and Harley Quinn there but I never really played them
Now back to my date with Mika <3
>>2351002
>Keep ERP and hg seperate. Thank you.
Oh, ok. Guess i'm leaving then.
>>2351002
I want to kiss you one last time. If you would give me such an honor.
>>2351005
Ah! Dokuro!
>Wraps her hands around Dokuro's waist, pulling her towards her and kiss her on the cheek.
It's a pleasure to see you darling.
>>2351024
(Alright, tell me when I dragged Erp into HG. Come on, tell me. No, show me proof instead of actually telling me. I am sure you have a screenshot of it.)
>>2351054
No, please, stay.
>>2351048
Can I get a link to the site where you make these?
>>2351069
Fuck off
I'm feeling generous, ERP. Tell me a character you'd like to see and I'll do her... (or him?).
>>2351078
>http://wallpapereditor.com/
>>2351090
Thank you.
>>2351079
>she made the post only 3 minutes ago
>>2351079
(That's not erp affairs. That's me responding to the Rick funposter telling him that it's not the worst that can happen. Again, show me proof.)
>>2351084
Marisa from Touhou
>>2351067
>(That would be me. I noted about it when /erp/ had that backseat cop patrolling the thread for any loli, sfw or nsfw.)
>>2351079
>(That's a mention to erotic roleplay, not the /erp/ thread, you dumbnut.)
>>2351084
Act cool but is actually a subby bitch
>>2351084
Patchouli, or Megumin would be fantastic. I'm still waiting on the Tamamo-no-Mae poster, too. Hope they'll be around, soon enough.
>>2351084
(White Rose... but that ain't going happen, so why happen now?)
>>2351084
Esdeath.
>>2351057
No.
>>2351106
(Also waiting for her as well. Tamamo-no-Mae)
>>2350958
You can do that too, if you want.
>>2350995
>Would probably not even get noticed by walkers to begin with
They still do monthly payment plans after the apocalypse...?
>>2351043
No doubt, they must have a bone to pick with you.
>>2351002
But I am not just any undead, I am The Chosen.
>>2351038
Ah...P-pardon me then.
How goes the search for your crystals then?
>>2351039
Yes yes...
>He pulls out some souls of nameless soldiers and hands them over.
I believe you would have better luck just searching for these souls yourself child.
>>2351118
(Not that anon, but isn't someone already doing Esdeath?)
>>2351043
Shaltear? Is that someone that's like Pinwheel?
>>2351118
I tried... now I leave you.
>>2351120
Oh, really?! Man... This is my lucky day.
>His arms spread wide open, and he walks up towards the aloof raccoon lady, before wrapping his arms around her waist. His limbs get a good feel of the plush flesh beneath, which makes him chuckle slightly in wonder.
Soooft~
>>2351133
(They are not going to play her despite having a folder already in the possession.)
>>2351057
>Dokuro hums merrily as she kisses her, hands draping more naturally around her, sliding slowly up and down her sides.
It's nice to be in your presence, mistress...
>>2351132
What's the difference?
>>2351084
Toph Bei Fong or Meg Griffin.
>>2351166
(Fuck, I'd play her if they don't mind.)
>>2351132
>After sucking up all the souls she looks up at you with her bright red eyes not saying a word
>>2351203
(I am pretty sure they won't.)
>>2351135
She is Nazarick's resident Vampire
>>2351189
You see Elf...I...
...
N-not much really...
>>2351204
Don't give me that look! Go fetch your own souls child!
>>2351169
So, how are you on this fine morning? Or is it evening?
You people should appreciate the beauty of fireflies and nightbugs! Good afternoon!
>>2351084
Toriel. Bound to garner a couple interested people. Plus hilarity ensures when she, Chara and Sans are all online at the same time, I tell you that.
>>2351220
A v-vampire?! Why on Earth are you using one of the most powerful supernatural beings as a chair?!
>>2351227
I thought s- I am not a elf!
>>2351245
Think you left a feeeew other characters from that roster...
>>2351232
Ah, evening...
I-I'm fine, especially now I'm in your grasp...
>She sighs happily, giggling lightly as she kisses your lips for a second.
How are you feeling today?
![Rikka [78].png](https://i.imgur.com/v8kYy1C.png "Rikka [78].png")
Would any of you care to leave a donation to your friendly neighborhood sorceress, protecting you from the Dark?
>>2351227
>She wraps her arms around you waist and looks up at you
Puh-lease!? I want more!
>>2351234
Heyo, little Hotarumaru.
>>2351263
Those are just my mains. If I had to fit in every character, it would be WAAAAAY too small to tell who's who; so I did my most noticeable ones as of late.
>>2351272
Why the hell you need donations?
>>2351272
WOOP WOOP
>>2351234
Good afternoon sir.
>>2351269
>A grin crept on to her face after the kiss.
Me? I'm doing well, just awoken from my slumber.
>>2351272
>Takes out her wallet.
How much do you need Rikka?
>>2351272
Huh, a donation? What exactly would that entail, Rikka? Money?
>>2351272
Donate what?
>>2351288
>not putting in Celestia 'I-in my Clit' Ludenberg
shit list desu senpai
>>2351248
I ask myself the same thing every day. Each morning I come in and she's kneeling on all fours where my throne is supposed to be.
Who wants to help break my nofap streak after 3 months
I have too much semen backed up
>>2351297
>Soft pants of pleasure can be heard from Dokuro as you slowly grin.
S-so glad to hear...
I'll have to be going soon, but for now...
I'm enjoying my time and yours...master~
>>2351272
But miss, what's better protection than the beautiful light of firelfies?
>>2351282
Good day to you stranger! And please don't call me little.
>The little boy bows gracefuly at you.
>>2351297
It is you!...uh, I forgot your name.
>>2351269
>Smiles at her protege from a slight distance pride burning in her eyes
>>2351316
Tribute? what are you even into anon?
>>2351084
Rouge the bat
>>2351132
Not so great. I've been able to find a couple, but I think a lot more are in weird places. Including underground. Remember that?
>>2351301
Hey, I'm surprised I didn't put "Baby juice" Dawn in.
>>2351301
>>2351248
Then might I ask why your ears are pointed outwards as such?
>He pokes the tips of her ears
>>2351272
Hm? A sorceress? I don't believe you'll find many sorceries to be given out here.
>>2351273
W-would you listen to me for just a moment child! I will not be around to hand you souls forever, so eventually you must be the one that ventures forth to gather them.
If you would like, I would gladly assist you as a summoned phantom on this quest for souls.
>>2351324
>The man returns the formal gesture, except, instead of a bow, he gives a brief salute towards him.
Aah, right, right. My mistake. Then, just Hotarumaru should be fine, hmm?
![Rikka [74].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fRjSQNY.jpg "Rikka [74].jpg")
>>2351295
To stay alive! And buy sweets, but mostly the first part.
>>2351296
Wee wee?
>>2351297
Uhm... as much as you can spare! A lollypop costs 2 bucks, so if you could donate in doubles of that, that would be appreciated!
>>2351298
>>2351300
Money, or... your guidance! Or...other...stuff...
>>2351324
Money, to buy candy with, obviously! You can also buy light with money, so it works double!
>>2351341
I don't know what all those words mean, but
I DO know how to dispel the Dark! And I shall!
>>2351313
W-what? That must be extremely troublesome? Is everyone you know a M?
>>2351341
H-hey?! Don't touch my ears.
>She quickly backs away, covering her ears as her face became flustered.
I am Youkai! Youkai!
Should be around for a while, looking to kick back this evening. Commanding all those koopas is hard work you know!
>>2351323
You are certainly hot and bothered... I haven't even done anything to you. But, I am glad that you enjoy my company.
>>2351324
You may call me Asellus, Charm Lord.
>>2351357
>Takes out 100 credits
I think this shall be enough for you Rikka. Please, take it.
![Friday 1995 Directors Cut 720p BRRiP XViD - TvFreak.mkv_snapshot_00.35.30_[2015.03.28_15.29.14].png](https://i.imgur.com/jltp1VV.jpg "Friday 1995 Directors Cut 720p BRRiP XViD - TvFreak.mkv_snapshot_00.35.30_[2015.03.28_15.29.14].png")
>>2351272
>Makes it rain up in this bitch
I gots to make it rain!....Dat ass too phat y'all
>>2351372
>>2351357
What other stuff? Semen?
>>2351372
(DAMN: I was LITERALLY toying around with how a Bowser would work here!)
>>2351374
S-sorry; I can't help it...
You just make me feel so, soft and mushy inside! Even your hugs are enough to get me going...
>>2351325
S-so happy that I'm making you proud...
I want to please you in every way I can...
Gotta go, for now. But I'll be back for you guys, I promise!
>>2351341
But I'm too tired to gather souls right now! Can I just do a favour for you?
>She gives you a lustful look
>>2351372
Bowser? Ha, you think ordering some turles around is hard? Count Bleck nearly destroyed the entire world!
>>2351347
That's right, at least someone has a little respect for high-rank soldiers. I'll remember you even if you have done nothing yet.
>>2351357
You're the first beggar I know with such demands..
>The boy scratch his chins while looking at the odd girl asking for money
Yet you don't look poor at all.
>>2351374
Asellus Charm Lord? What a strange name you have, citizen. Where do you come from?
>>2351155
You're really excited about this, huh...?
>She lazily holds her arm apart as he wraps his around her, letting him feel that body-pillow body of hers.
>>2350775
>He pokes her breast a little more intently, watching his finger sink fully in to the softness.
... you really are super soft...
>>2351408
High-rank soldier...?
>His head tilts to the side, and he scratches at his scalp a little, before shaking his head and shoving the thought to the back of his mind.
Well, I won't question it - sir Hotarumaru.
>Once more, his hand comes up to a salute, as a small grin appears on his face.
![Rikka [34].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YAM8GoI.jpg "Rikka [34].jpg")
>>2351374
50 lollipops? I-I mean, 50 wands of great power, thy hast donated to the good cause! Thank you!
>>2351380
Wh-what? I-I'm fat?
>>2351383
Th-that's a bit forward of you! I'd even say it's insulting to talk to a grand sorceress like that!
ᴮᵘᵗ ʸᵉˢ, ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ⋅⋅⋅
>>2351408
Oh, I'm not poor, I just don't like spending my own money if I can help it.
>>2351403
>You will never fuck Chara in exchange for you SOUL
Why even live?
>>2351419
Kek/letta
>>2351331
Of course I remember.
If I recall correctly, we lit our very own bonfire shortly before departing. With luck, it will not have burnt out by now.
Shall we go back?
>>2351357
You don't even know of sorceries and yet you fancy your self as a user of magic?
>>2351361
>He pulls his hand back, noting her reaction.
And what, might I ask, is a "Youkai"? Because it is certainly something I have never heard of.
>>2351403
Then we can set forth on an adventure la-
F-favour?
>He slowly tries to pry her off of his chest.
>>2351397
Hehehehehehe... well I do have that effect on women.
>She let's go of Dokuro
Farewell my darling.
>>2351408
I come from Facinaturu, it is my kingdom. Some say that time moves... slowly while you are there.
>>2351410
I rarely ever get to hold someone with a body as tender and plump as yours, so I can't quite hold myself back. Sorry!
>He bows his head apologetically, before nestling into her warm, comforting body, sighing quietly, as he relishes the feeling of her soft form.
You can just... stay still, if you'd prefer.
>>2351436
What was that? I think I heard you say something else, but my ears may be deceiving me. Can you repeat that again?
>>2351440
A Youkai is a being of supernatural powers.
>>2351408
Mister, Mister! Someone told me you had a HUGE dick, can I see it?
>>2351436
Think nothing of it Rikka. After all, I aim to please.
>She kneels before her.
Now then, what else will you ask of me?
>>2351440
Right away. Can you give me one of those bones you told me to crush?
There's like, five crystals down there. That's massive progress.
>>2351356
Magic? Like, legit or are you just saying that you want your dick sucked?
...W-wouldn't mind either way.
>>2351436
Where's your sister?
She's much cuter than you are
>>2351404
Using MY troops and some mind control, sure.
Try taking over a universe, buddy.
>>2351440
Yes a favour!
>She tightens her grip on your body
Anything you want! R-really!
>>2351438
You want to give me your soul?!
>>2351490
He has 'a got you there...
>>2351433
I like the sound of that!
>Hotarumaru reaches his small hand at you, eagrly shaking it up and down with a steady grip on his fingers around your palm. Both his shiny green eyes looking up at you as he does so.
>>2351436
...You could have told me you were poor and I would gladly lend you a little portion of my fortune, you failed!
> Hotarumaru chuckles with his eyes closed, almost trying to mock you.
>>2351480
H-huh!? How could you ask such a question all of sudden?
>>2351443
The floor moves in your kindgdom? That sounds like a nightmare!
>>2351494
Yes, if you let me have your way with you.
Worst case scenario I still had hot sex with a demon.
>>2351404
>Count Bleck nearly destroyed the entire world!
Bowser nearly destroyed the whole universe in Galaxy. If it weren't for Rosalina's Deus Ex Machina powers, he'd have gotten away with it
>>2351482
>are you just saying that you want your dick sucked?
Would you r-really do that for me
>>Sponty
Sorry about leaving last night...
>>2351500
B-Brother?
>>2351490
And you need an army just to get anything done. Bleck has no need for conquering or pillaging, He only desires to remove this vile and cruel world.
>>2351454
It's fine...
>She says simply, not looking the least bit bothered in any way shape or form.
I was actually gonna go take a nap, though... You can come if you want, I guess.
>>2351513
No, time moves in my kingdom. I don't know how you got time and floor confused with one another.
Someone sexually degrade me please.
>>2351513
>The man seems unfazed at the slightly shorter boy's energy. A chuckle merely leaves him, and he returns the gesture, nodding his head in respect.
Of course, sir Hotarumaru. The title is more befitting, for someone of a high rank, such as yourself!
![Rikka [13].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lOS94cJ.jpg "Rikka [13].jpg")
>>2351440
Maybe your magic is different, but I was bestowed the gift of magic when the Tyrant's Eye chose me as its wielder!
>>2351465
I-I am? It's just something I've always thought..
>>2351469
M-maybe I do... But don't tell anyone, okay!
>>2351481
Ehh... I'm not sure? Maybe, what can I do for you, as you donated so much? A back massage or something?
>>2351484
The Priestess? I...don't know. I bet she's making evil plans to overthrow me, though.
>>2351513
Oh, but I am poor! Not in wealth, but my job is! I spend my time battling demons, if that isn't a poor occupation!
>>2351550
I can't, you're just too cute.
>>2351525
It's alright Karl, it happens. I'm not mad at you~
>>2351550
You're a useless cumslut?
>>2351469
Like an elf, you mean.
>>2351482
Ah, there's no need for that, I have with me a more convenient method of bonfire travel.
>He hold his hand out to the fairy.
Grab on, Ribbon.
>>2351494
Y-you misunderstand! I've no need fo-
>He attempts to step back, and ends up falling down onto the floor.
>>2351562
The Tyrant's Eye?
Child, I would like for you to showcase this so called "gift of magic" to me.
>>2351562
>She stands back up.
I think a massage would be grand.
>Asellus turns her back towards Rikka.
Ready when you are Rikka.
>>2351534
Hmm... Can I really? Well, I certainly won't deny that opportunity.
>A wide grin appears on his face, as as he nods his head up and down in an eagerly fashion. The tips of his digits sink into the plush Araiguma's sides, massaging them lightly, as he wears an expression that would suggest gratification, to some extent.
>>2351520
L-later. Me and a friend are going dungeon diving. Maybe if I find something I'll return and we can use it.
>>2351533
You say he needs an army to get anything done, yet you get backstabbed by your second-in-command? At least his henchmen are loyal.
>>2351550
What? Are you a desperate slut needing some attention or something? Beg for a dick and MAYBE some random fat stranger can grip your hair and force you to deep-throat his stinky dick.
>>2351403
I really like that image.
>>2351562
What are you going to do in order to convince me to keep my mouth shut?
>>2351562
I can go on a quest to rap- I mean dispatch her if you so desire it
