Slow hours edition.
first for ngw
>>2332699
Destruction Games when?
Fifth for thickest Undead~
>>2332706
When I can be bothered to put in things other than arena events
So probably never
>>2332700
Japanese Goblin~.
>>2332691
Any store.
>>2332665
>>2332668
>gives lollipops
Goodnight.
>>2332674
No matter how many we may have. I'll always be the must purrfect.
>>2332675
Hey buddy!
>Puts his hands up mockingly
No need to get fur-ocious.
>>2332691
That's the wrong cattitude to have pal.
Puns are a great thing!
>>2332706
>>2332712
Maybe someday.
>>2332712
Soon™
ALRIGHT DEAD HOURS ARE OVER. FIRST TRIBUTE TO REPLY WINS THE GAME.
>>2332727
I win!
>>2332727
>>2332730
>>2332727
no pick me they are faggots
>>2332734
Hey, what the heck do you think you're doing, nya!?
>>2332728
winner. grats. back to dead hours
>>2332733
Might wanna make your staring less obvious next time~.
>>2332743
>>2332751
>>2332730
>>2332718
...
>McCree pulls back the hammer of his gun.
>>2332741
Thanks 'fer hostin', Rick. Yer a good man.
>>2332744
I would if I cared enough to hide it. If you're gonna put your goods on show don't be surprised when you get spectators.
>>2332758
Woah! Alright alright I'll stop... Paw-lease don't shoot me...
>>2332762
The only person that really cares is Parsee, I don't mind at all~.
>>2332756
Oh jeez, you're bleeding. Need a napkin there?
>>2332770
Glad we could come to an agreement, cause I don't mind either!
>>2332758
>>2332769
Do it...
>>2332769
>McCree shoots between your legs, at the wall behind you.
>>2332772
...I never had to deal wit' puns back in Blackwatch.
>>2332781
I came...I saw...I almost shot a child...
>>2332781
Nice job then! And without an ounce of awkwardness between us~.
Scuse me while I go wipe the other girl's nose off. Hehehe...
>>2332772
It is.
It's absolutely a-paw-ling how people can get so fur-ocious.
>>2332781
Miss you don't want him to do that. You're just kitten about that... R-Right?
>>2332788
>drinks from her dish
Things are never boring around here when people are around, huh?
>>2332770
No. I'm good. So good I'm gonna pay to have that pun-y cat neutered.
Here kitty kitty!
>>2332788
I knew you'd been neutered.
You didn't have the balls to shoot me.
>tfw pube stuck in your dvd slot
>>2332796
>His ears perk up
You called miss?
>>2332791
Well...
>>2332788
You shoulda went through with it. You'd be doing us all a favor.
>>2332789
Tch, nosebleeds are so cliche.
>>2332793
Not a chance, darlin'. Now, how 'bout sharin' some of that? I'm parched.
>>2332797
Hell, I'm startin' to think you wanna get shot in the sack.
>>2332806
It ain't high noon yet. I'll save that 'fer the next match.
>>2332796
>wipes off your nose anyway
Yeah, sure. Good luck with the cat.
>>2332806
Sure, but I think it's a sort of cute cliche in a weird way.
Like, they actually managed to have a nosebleed over something like that, y'know? It's almost cute.
>drinks
Pffaah...
>>2332805
You might wanna run if you want to keep your hairballs.
_____ didn't die for this
>>2332715
Is there somewhere I can look up how to make it?
>>2332718
That one was cat-astrophic!
>>2332741
Thanks Rick, you're the best~
>>2332815
>Crawls into the promised lands
Cozy as ever~
>>2332814
... You'd be wrong in saying that.
>>2332820
My hairballs? But I haven't been licking myself.
>>2332814
Who would I be to deny someone a good bottle of sake?
Well, I may also have whiskey too if y'like~.
>>2332824
>picks up by the back of the neck
Hehey, whoa...~!
Someone's getting a little more comfortable, now aren't they?
>>2332815
If you ask me it just means they're lightweights who've never seen a pair of tits in their life!
...Speaking of lightweights, whatcha drinkin there?
>>2332814
I guess it's not noon... Since it's 4:00am, but you could still shoot the damn cat.
>>2332805
We've got great news! You're getting neutered! Now hold still. I.don't want to miss... kinda
>>2332827
Now yer finally speakin' a language I can understand.
>>2332828
Darlin'? You've just made my day.
>>2332829
>>2332833
Hell, at this point, I think it would be mercy.
>>2332829
Whoa, you're an interestin' kid to be talking like that~. I kinda like it.
Sake as usual! Nothing beats a classic... But I also brought whiskey too, imported from outside.
>>2332837
>Hugs the oni.
>>2332833
And like this I'm outta here
>Her holds onto his staff and presses a button to extend it pushing him away from the wannabe veterinarian
>>2332836
I can speak many languages. English, French, Chinese, Purring.
But I suppose English will do?
>>2332836
Correction:
>hands you the bottle
Now I've made your day! Heheheh.
>takes a drink
Phew...
Well, how's it going, human~? Enjoying the morning?
>>2332828
>I should've worded that better, maybe...
But I'm tireeed and I went to the two nicest.... softest...
>Shakes head
Things I could see!
>>2332837
I dunno about "interesting", I'm just realistic. But uh... I know what Sake is, but... don't make fun of me, but I've never heard of "Whiskey"..
>>2332843
>slashes staff
>>2332843
...English'll do.
>>2332846
>McCree gladly takes a swig.
Am now. Name's McCree, Jesse McCree. You?
WHAT DO WE WANT?
>>2332871
Nah, I got what I came 'fer.
>>2332871
JOHN CENA
>>2332842
>doesn't hug back, but lets you hug for a second before picking you up and setting you down next to her
The thought's appreciated, anon~.
>>2332849
Sorry, I can't let ya do that.
If I give you an exception, everyone's gonna want to bury their face into the twins, get what I'm saying?
And PArsee would start getting awfully jealous~.
>>2332862
Same. Lots of good company around this hour.
My name's Yuugi Hoshiguma!
>she pounds a fist into her own chest
Strongest oni in the Games~.
>>2332857
Yeah, okay... Realistic. Interesting is an over-used word around here anyway.
Never heard of whiskey? Heheh, don't worry about that too much.
So, sake's what you get when you ferment rice, right? Whiskey's the same way, except you ferment grain mash instead~. Whiskey can be a lot stronger too!
>>2332859
>The bottom of the staff gets slashed sending chat flying
Jeez that wasn't very hos-purr-tal of you
>>2332880
Can I fuck you in your shitbox?
>>2332885
>>2332880
>starts jerking off in front of the oni
>>2332880
Stronger huh? Think I could... Try a sip?
>>2332880
>Anon is placed into the light and was revealed to be a loli succubus
Aww, no hug from Yuugi.
>>2332871
More Gorgeous views!
>>2332880
Oooooh, I see, didn't think Parsee was sweet on anyone~
>>2332862
I can do that... Any chance you can get this mini vet off me?
>>2332890
>with a simple throw, he sends the anonymous poster flying into a tree
Whoop! Well, time to get that out of there!
ERP thread's over that way, bud~.
>>2332892
Eh?
Oi, oi! If you want a hug from me you can ask when you look like yourself!
>hugs the loli succubus tightly
You tricky little succubus~!
>>2332893
We've been sweet on each other for a while~.
>>2332880
>>2332885
>>2332890
...Hrm. Well, like you said...never borin', huh?
*Ahem* Pleasure to meet ya, Yuugi.
>>2332894
Well, I could...give it a shot.
>McCree looks at you, expectantly.
>>2332886
>>2332885
That made my night
>>2332891
>she takes another drink from her gourd, then fills a small glass with whiskey
If you think you can handle it~
>>2332902
Heheheheheh~! Yeah, they're funny aren't they!?
They mean well, you know. Just they're big pervs. But you can't blame it entirely on them~.
sorry guys for not saying this for a while, but
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>2332904
I s'pose that's a good attitude to have. Yer a better soul than I, though. I prob'ly would've shot 'em...well, ain't no prob'ly 'bout it.
>>2332902
>He looks shocked at first but then breaks out into a smile.
Very nice. You really loaded that one up.
>>2332904
>She smiles goofily and downs the alcohol, pausing once she's emptied the glass.Placing the glass down and trying her best to keep a straight face.
It's... G-Great.
>>2332906
Welcome back, anon dear.
>>2332902
If your plan is to use your gun, good luck. I can outrun any bullet
W-WHAT DO WE WANT?
>>2332924
More faith for the Moriya Shrine.
And a game
>>2332910
A shooting kind of guy, huh?
You can keep those tucked away. I rarely ever use weapons other than my fists.
And they're more than enough for these folks.
>>2332915
>chortles a bit, not wanting to laugh
Pfftm....Looks like you enjoyed it~.
>>2332924
JOHN CENA
>>2332924
My ladybug to show me love.
>>2332927
>Praying to anything other than Jashin
>>2332933
You're missing out
>>2332930
>>2332931
WRONG!
>>2332927
CORRECT!
Expect a new thread when...I can get around to it.
>>2332933
>praying to anything other than the Hakurei shrine god
>>2332938
I can make a new thread for you, if you need it
>>2332931
>hires the black swordsman to be the veterinarian
>>2332929
>She attempts to retort but stops herself as she turns pale, and promptly runs off to the corner and throws up
>tfw you finally finish your week long nonstop farming
FUCKING
FINALLY
>>2332933
>>2332939
>not praising Naga
>>2332935
Yeah, I'm missing out on praying to a shit religion.
>>2332939
>Praying
>Not just stabbing people for your god
>>2332939
Hey Reimu, since when were you here?
>man, I think we only need Reisen and we'll have all the main playable characters
>>2332913
'Fraid that's all yer gettin' outta me. I'm more of a snappy one-liner kinda guy.
>>2332923
It's a good thing I come with a lotta bullets then.
>>2332929
Hrm. I like the cut of yer jib. I look forward to fightin' with you in the next match.
>>2332944
...Pfft...Baaahahahahahahaha~!
>laughing hard enough to wipe a tear from her face
Oh...hohohoh, you were not ready for that....!
You gonna be okay over there, girl~?
>>2332956
>>2332956
>>2332956
>>2332956
>>2332956
I made you the thread, Eila
>>2332945
what am i looking at?
>>2332957
S-Screw you, I'm gonna go lay down..
>>2332960
the results of weeks long farming to turn my android 13 into super android 13
>>2332948
>wanting suppository girl here
here I am gogo
