>30 posts early
Fuck off.
FUCK THE HOST
>>2329144
I'm probably wrong then
But at least you got doubles
>>2329182
Youre a big guy
>>2329182
You're a big guy
>>2329217
For you.
>>2329212
Someone else made a thread too, don't blame me for making an early thread.
>>2329182
That was a little soon, but okay.
ANY SWAPS!?
>>2329240
TOO LATE
ONE FUCKING JOB
>>2329240
Looks good.
>>2329240
Requesting not a slot, but a rig. Kill Negan off in the first slide and you'll get all my shekels.
>>2329207
>>2329240
switch my image
>because Junko glasses a best
>>2329249
>>2329240
I guess we are moving. Statement is the same.
However someone wanted to switch out.>>2329236
>>2328394
>>2328354
>>2329240
Anyone want my spot? Im too bummed out about losing to the fucking Rangers
>>2329253
Too much of a pussy to join in on the fun Dwight?
guys yuno died
>>2329240
>>2329257
Swap him for me, thank you.
>>2329265
Give it to nobody. You'll do better next game buddy.
>>2329196 (Mami Tomoe)
It did seem...out of place for my mistress. Someone probably just upset her.
...But for now, I just have someone going through their library, and a nekomata's suggestions.
>>2329247 (Empress)
She's always been very lazy and ruled by her whims, as well as very...grumpy when she gets woken up. She might let some others stay in the mansion if she approved of them, though, but....
>>2329264
>>2329240
So's my comment.
>>2329270
May she rest in peace.
>>2329286
He's already in. He just want his image changed.
>>2329270
Damn bugspray!
Swaps are now cut off. Stand by for the bath of blood.
>>2329274
But what? Also, she sounds like a major... uh... mean person.
>>2329276
Ah! Yeah! Swordplay... right? Also thank you so much for making a course for me!
>>2329286
You're already in goddamnit
>>2329305
Oh...alright.
>>2329316
>
>>2329316
Starting.
>>2329323
You are just one dumb bitch, did you know that?
>>2329258
>slaps junko.
Snap out of it you hormonal nutjob
Good luck to all of my precious students!
>>2329347
C-Come on anon, you don't need to be rough with her. M-Maybe she's blind?
>>2329363
>>2329181
The last time I believe I gave you advice, you nearly killed them before you got in a drunken stupor so bad you ended up in jail.
I don't think I should be giving you advice anymore.
>>2329196
Magical girl... I've never heard them referred to that way.
>she narrows her eyes a bit
You almost sound so noble talking about such things.
>she starts writing things down in her tome
I guess by technical definition, I am a "magical girl" as well.
>>2329319
You said something about my face....That I didn't emote right?
>>2329363
Time to get started.
>>2329231 (Sir Choromatsu)
Don't worry too much about me, sir!
I'll be fine, you should be more worried about your brother if anything!
>>2329252 (Miss Ellie)
Sounds like you have your hands full, miss.
I hope you'll be able to find yourself the answers you require, it might solve a lot of your issues.
>>2329276 (Miss Patchouli)
Well as in the ancient language of Latin, it's better referred to as Puella Magica, but even then it all tumbles down to the same thing.
It is a noble cause, but also one with grave dangers and a lot of things you can no longer enjoy to the fullest...
...but that's just how it is.
>>2329363 (The Game)
Well then!
Seems it's time to start the adventure, I wish you all the best, but I'll part way from any harm for the time being!
>>2329319
Everyone's scared of her. Myself and our border guard Kurumi are the only people they're willing to get near her without fearing our instant death. Mistress Yuuka is one of the most ancient and powerful youkai around.
>>2329174
>>2329276
Miss Patchouli, er...how does this all go?
>>2329363
What is THIS stuff?
>>2329363
Two removed already. She would be proud.
>>2329286
>>2329323
I'm in
>>2329363
his lunch money is mine
>>2329363
And my body is ready to face the end...
>>2329347
What about now? ...I heard glasses help a lot to make it seem to some of you that I'm smart.
>>2329363
>She swings her Sunlight Sword at the poor girl
Leave... if you want to live.
>>2329375
Oh! Oh! That... um... it's not that. But, you tend to have only one facial expression.
>>2329384
I might want to take her on! She sounds like an excellent start to my training!
>>2329375
There was obviously a communication issue. Maybe you didn't make yourself clear enough, hm?
>>2329383
Why would I care about someone that purposely ruins my life because he can get a grasp on his own shitty life? If anything I'm pulling for you to kill him where he stands.
>>2329375
>>2329276
Oh, definitely. I've never even heard of that sort of thing before, honestly.... How's she do it?
>>2329289
Thanks man, was a good game all around anyways
>>2329363
And thats my cue to leave for the night.
>>2329353
>also forgot to reveal
>I swear im not furry guys
>>2329363
It's kinda like Clerks. "I'm not even supposed to be here, today!"
>>2329389
And I'M proud, killer!
>cheek pinch
Good kitty~!
>>2329308
Who knew?
>>2329190
>genuinely interesting
Buttrape the film
>>2329419
>baron is the cute wolf girl
I don't know this feel that I feel. It's a weird feel.
>>2329434
Look at it burn! It looks so much prettier now!
I-I-I'm sorry for being late!
>>2329434
I'm just doing what I was created for.
>>2329434
Do I even feel like eating?
>>2329434
>>2329448
AHHH!!! WHY!!!
>>2329419
>mfw I erp'd with baron
>>2329434
Ah fuck! He's pissing and shitting everywhere! Fuck this shit, I'm outta here.
>>2329454
Do you ever shut the fuck up?
>>2329441
Does it r-really make you feel any better making fun of someone like that? She was only trying to help someone out.
>>2329434
I'll break this promise Shinobu, because this fight will end with both of us dead.
>>2329454
Unacceptable
>flicks forehead.
>>2329462
>>2329419
>mfw
>>2329410
...That is the stupidest, most suicidal thing I've ever heard of. There's this game she likes to play, when she's in a bad mood after she gets woken up.
...Can you guess what it's called?
>>2329383
For now I'm just glad things have...stabilized in my head. I'm planning to get myself reacquainted with Gensokyo, and I'm hoping I can find...SOMEONE who remembers me. All I can think of is my old co-worker....
>>2329454
It happens, little human.
>>2329419
>Huh.
>>2329454
It's okay. Nobody's gonna blame you for it.
>>2329461
Ew, it's starting to smell weird now. You should go wash it or something.
>>2329475
Oh it makes me feel great, you know what would make me feel even better? If you shut your fucking mouth.
>>2329454
>mercilessly abuses physically, emotionally, and sexually
>>2329454
Worst girl
>>2329454
>Bully's in a caring way
>>2329434
Mokou!?
And after all the times we had been district-mates.... how underhanded.
>>2329412
...I'm not entirely sure. All I got of her powers is that she absorbs life or returns it to things... I think.
>>2329410
And what does that mean? That's hardly an issue, isn't it?
>>2329383
Such is the way of learning magic, however.
I understand how it feels. Mine has been a...solitary existence for so long.
In fact, it has only been recently that I have even been able to come here and fight... And also find something new to do with myself.
>>2329411
Maybe you didn't listen to me properly.
>>2329454
Are you Sans's Mikan or a new one?
I am really fucking sorry for being a shit host. I went to stand up because my roommate needed something but I when I went to walk I tripped on my charger cord and fell over and busted up my laptop screen. See you in a few days when I get a replacement laptop cause I'm posting from someone else phone atm.
tldr yuno died of cancer
>>2329492
Y-You're cold, anon! How can one person be so ice cold!?
>>2329503
Maybe you're just bad at giving out advice!?
>>2329508
Y-You're really fat...
>>2329434
Why the hell are you asking me?
>>2329508
Whoops I thought it was just clothes, oh well not much of a problem anyway.
>>2329508
Your ass is about to get smacked!
>>2329487
It maybe suicidal, but it might be the only chance I get to stand a chance with the Seven Heroes. Anywho, what's the game called?
>>2329489
>She grabs the man up into the air.
Why did you burn it in the first place!? Tell me!
>>2329503
Well... don't you want to show off more than just one facial expression?
>>2329521
Double RIP in peace.
>>2329454
>>2329521
O-OVERDOSE?
>>2329516
10/10 ruse my man. This changes nothing, I would still plow that cute puppy ass.
>>2329522
My undying lust for your cute butthole is what fills me with this rage. Now let me take my anger out on you.
>>2329521
it's ok don't worry about it
>>2329533
I-I DID IT SO I COULD MAKE YOUR HAIR LOOK BETTER!
NOW PUT ME DOWN!!
>>2329542
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!
>he pushes anon to the side and runs off
>>2329508
"Aren't you hungry, Kaneki-kun~?"
I'm not hungry...
"Buuuuuuut! I can hear your stomach growling!"
Leave me alone, Rize...
"They all look so tasty!!"
FUCK OFF!!.
>>2329508
>She simply walks up and cuts him down with a scythe
Just like all the other humans who thought they could handle my mistress, besides those two.
>>2329384
>>2329503
Erhmm...Miss Patchouli?
>>2329533
>She glares, bearing her scythe
And I'm her gatekeeper. You'd have to get through me, first.
...The game is called "Genocide".
>>2329521
>Jesus christ, that's rough.
>>2329508
I'm aware of how expendable I am.
>>2329521
>Sorry to hear about that. In the meantime, you can use an hdmi cable for it if it is the screen that just doesn't work. It's what I am using.
>>2329508
that is a baseless accusation. I did no such thing!
>>2329384
>>2329384
That's for me to worry about and for you to not.
If I ask you for something in the next few days, I want to you help me with it. that's it.
Can you do that?
>>2329521
>they're dropping left and right!
>>2329533
I think I'm more emotive than you think. Just try me.
>>2329522
Hmh. I'll need to read up some more advice then...
Shit girl below me
>>2329411
I won't do that, sir!
Everyone has a chance to turn for the greater good.
Even your brother might be capable of becoming a better human being, with just enough care.
>>2329503
I'm here because all of my friends were here, it's only natural to follow up when the rest are here.
Due to the law of cycles I was able to eventually end up in this place, with all of them still around me...
...it's good, people here are mostly kind spirits and good souls.
>>2329487
That might be a good solution to your problem, miss.
If anything, someone should be able to remember you.
>>2329508
W-Well...at least it was just a dream...r-right?
I don't think Sayaka, Kyoko, Madoka or Homura would ever die...
>>2329521
It's okay, miss.
I'm sorry to hear that, I figured something went wrong.
Nonetheless I don't think you're a bad host, sometimes stuff just happens.
>Sorry to hear that, buddy.
>>2329503
How...weird....That's gotta be something innate.
>>2329571
Yup
>>2329521
>F
>>2329579
Thankfully there's no way they could find out about it
>>2329579
W-Will the pain stop, Yukine? What am I asking? It won't stop...right?
>>2329473
I-I'm sorrrryy! Pl-please forgive me, sir!
>>2329477
I-I swear that I didn't mean to!
>>2329487
I-if I was just here five minutes early, I would have m-made it...! I-I'm sorry, f-forgive me please, miss!
>>2329489
B-but, m-my mother always taught me that it's rude to show up late...
>>2329493
>>2329496
>>2329499
S-st-sttttoooooooooppp iiiiiittttt...!
>>2329509
I-I'm T-T-Tsumiki Mikan! I-I don't know anybody named Sans... s-sorry.
>>2329538
Wh-who's that other lady...?
>>2329521
>why does everyone I like end up dying of cancer
>>2329595
Pig.
>>2329579
Hmm. I should put one on my hat.
>>2329579
Ah fuck. If I fucking die. Bury Lucille with me.
>>2329554
>She roughly puts the man down.
Don't... touch... my hair...
>>2329562
Genocide huh? Sounds like a Heroes game to me...
>>2329566
Uh... I would rather not actually.
>>2329566
You should, because your shitty advice almost got me f***ed in jail!
>>2329572
What, you're gonna care him back to normal? HA! That'll never happen. You'll only cottle him.
>>2329579
Y-Your snake eyes are e-e-extremely threatening...
>>2329521
>Sorry to hear that, good luck and take care Wriggle
>>2329579
How about you have a cup of tea with me, miss?
You can tell me anything and I can try to solve it, if that fixes anything.
>>2329620
Don't worry about it sir.
There's a lot magic can do for a person and I'm sure that I'll be able to help him in some regard!
>>2329595
It is, but what can you do? Shit happens sometimes. If I were you I would worry more about not becoming a waste of space when you're older.
>>2329616
>he slams against the ground
T-Technically, the f-fire's what touched your hair...
>>2329579
~De geso!
>>2329595
Your beloved, of course! You don't recognize me, Mikan-chan?
>>2329521
I love you, Sis. Take care and come back soon, okay?
Is the ocean salty because the land doesnt wave back?
>>2329616
>that filename
>>2329625
Post the "recent" pic.
>>2329572
I just I hope Kurumi's safe through all this....My mistress is more than able to keep herself safe.
Oh! Have you maybe seen her? She's a vampire, long blonde hair, yellow eyes, a big pair of bat wings, and a white ribbon through her hair?
>>2329579
>>2329614
Careful, human, careful! My word, you're all so fragile....
>>2329566
Of course, of course, Miss Patchouli, that's the least I could do for someone who's helped me out so much!
>>2329595
Oh, don't worry, madame. It certainly hasn't been any offence to me.
>>2329616
She is one of the most ancient and powerful youkai in existence....
>>2329651
>Has a dream where no one is dying.
FUCK THAT WAS SCARY
>>2329651
>
>>2329595
Keep it up and life itself will give you the worst of slaps, Tsumiki.
>>2329645
>Glares
But who's the one carrying that... thing. It was you!
>>2329656
>What? Is my engrish hurting you?
>>2329661
Ah! So she's a monster then? Well, she doesn't sound too hard.
>>2329661
Eh. Shit happens y'know? But here I am.
>>2329627
You and everyone else keeps mentioning this magic crap, but I have yet to see anything even remotely magical happen here.
>>2329651
Ohhhh something got me so excited baby!
A feeling I've been hoooolding back for long!
>>2329572
...Mm.
Well, good that you have your friends at least.
I'm starting to see this arena's... well, better side.
But I'm not entirely convinced that this place is here to make friends.
Hence my research.
>>2329579
When magic doesn't w-work...!
>>2329578
Indeed.
And it bypasses any drawbacks of my usual healing magic...
It's unlike anything I've seen before.
>>2329651
I left shortly afterwards.
>>2329661
Good. Then I need the ribbon from your hat.
>>2329620
Keep in mind, the last advice I gave you... was 200 years old.
>>2329595
>Care for in a bullying way
>>2329579
>>2329593
Go away idiot!
>>2329651
No I'm perfectly fine, nothing is wrong, you never hurt anyone... he heh heh.
>>2329651
>>2329655
Two words: Whale semen.
>>2329686
Th-that's right, but I didn't touch your hair! I don't think I could even get that close to a girl without feinting!
>>2329697
So you're saying people freely killed each other 200 years ago? I'm amazed people have survived that long with all that shit going on.
>>2329686
>no he hates a guy called Legacy.
>>2329651
Ow, ow, ow, OW! W-what's your deal!?
>>2329686
And so am I.
>She suddenly hurls her scythe, rushing past your head with a heavy-sounding woosh
>>2329690
And you all act so reckless, even knowing you're so fragile....
>>2329697
>She blinks, before nodding vigorously, pulling it off and holding it out
>>2329651
*with her voice not changing shift or tone*
You got me shook up, shook out, shook out
On your loving
>>2329690
10/10 qoute
>>2329725
Now hand over everything unless you want your fuckin' head to look like a fuckin' smashed watermelon.
>>2329725
Maybe this person won't care if I...do this.
>>2329717
>Bolin2
The kicked puppy of the steam chat. Always coming back to its masters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aG5RN-33vI
>>2329697
Like what...physical exhaustion?
>>2329725
What actually is for dinner?
>>2329754
>Still waiting on the guy that entered that meme so I can remove it from my list
>>2329736
So much to do, so little time. And I ain't exactly what you call "fragile".
>>2329651
B-beloved...? Wh-who...? Uhh, I-I'm sorry for not really remembering... b-but I'm sure you're a r-really nice person, wh-whoever you are that is!
>>2329645
I-I'm already a waste of space though... I-I've always been like that, e-ever since I was born actually...
>>2329607
Y-yo-you too!
>>2329661
A-are you sure? I-I can apologize again if it makes you happy...!
>>2329681
I-I'm trying my hardest, b-but it's just no good...! I-I just wanna be helpful for once!
>>2329702
I-if you really cared about me, y-you wouldn't do a thing like this...!
>>2329651
I will get what I want, I will get everything my heart desires, even if it's my dying wish...
Oh dear, time to snap out of it, I don't know what came over me...
>>2329661
I don't think I have seen anything amongst those likes, miss.
Perhaps if you remember her name I might be able to look out for her may the time occur.
>>2329695
Let me show you something along the likes, alright?
>conjures a cup of tea and hands it over to you
Perhaps that will convince you for a small bit, sir.
It's all yours now, I'm sure you'll enjoy it!
>>2329697
They aren't around a lot, but when they are it's good, it makes it feel all the much better to know that I'm not alone anymore!
I can see why you would perform research in a place like this, it has it's confusing parts at times that might not convince everyone it's of a friendly nature.
>>2329725
You won't get away from me, sir!
I'll track you down and ensure you won't be harming anyone, any time soon!
>>2329539
LOST
HOUSE
>>2329743
AAAAAAAAAALL
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
LONG
>>2329785
Do you have a job?
Maybe a husband?
Maybe a bit of intelligence in you?
If so, then you're already better than my 5 brothers, so congratulations.
>>2329717
Hikki, standing by.
>>2329729
Well, you're standing pretty close to me... and you haven't fainted... so you're doing something.
>>2329734
>Alright
>>2329736
>She didn't flinch in the slight, but her legs was moving in a very exciteable... manner.
That was... nice.
>>2329616
Why not?
I can be as emotional as you are.
>>2329729
It's a cycle of violence and peace.
>>2329736
>she takes it and walks off a small distance away. After a small chant a magic circle appears under it and flashes, making the ribbon glow
>>2329725
...That's almost too innocent.
>>2329767
Like having things it couldn't heal.
Every attempt with her magic thus far by her has been effective.
>>2329790
>she finishes writing and sets the tome down
You can stop calling me miss, by the way. I'd prefer Patchouli.
>>2329725
>>2329772
Beef of course. With a side of soul crushing despair!
>>2329785
Your memories are still scrambled. eh? What a shame... but you'll remember your true self. In time~
>>2329807
>Gimme a minute, it's not on my phone
>>2329751
How about you start moving your death weight and take it by force, fool? Do it!!!
>>2329708
The answer I was expecting...!
>jumps out of the window.
>>2329785
Then start for improving your sorry state, find your weaknesses and crush them one by one...
>>2329823
If I sleep, I'm dead, If I sleep I'm dead...
>>2329823
Well, that spell's an old favorite. How nostalgic~...
>>2329823
You ain't gonna die, I promise, sweetheart.
>>2329824
That's fine, gimmie Shouto's too please <3
Also, Wolf has left for good.
Have you ever heard of the lazy idiot alarm?
anyone want to drink this?
>>2329819
I don't want to force you... y'know? I want you to show your emotions... when it's right.
>>2329823
I just can't harm anyone so innocent as you, little miss.
Go and run, before anyone else tries to get you, I'll hold them off if anything, alright?
>>2329819
Sure!
I'll call you Patchouli instead then, you can call me Mami, Mami Tomoe even.
>>2329839
Holy fuck! Some one has a fuckin' death wish. Batter up fucker!
>>2329823
A weird human I was glad to take care of.
>Essay worth 10% of my grade due in 10 hours
>haven't started
All nighter it is
>>2329790
>he looks back over at her
Sorry, I was looking at that thing in the air.
>he notices the tea
Thank you for normally pouring me a cup of tea! I will drink it without questioning where it came from!
>>2329811
This isn't close at all. 10 feet away is actually pretty far!
>>2329819
So what times are we in now? Hopefully something peaceful. I'd rather not get involved in any violence.
>>2329823
Yo-you're creepy! You're really, really creepy!
>>2329806
I-I don't have any of those actually...
>>2329823
I-I don't really understand, b-but th-thank you I think...?
>>2329839
I-I'm no good at stuff like that! I-I'll just end up screwing up like I always do!
>>2329823
You talk in your sleep.
>>2329870
>the amount of people in college in this place always confuses me
>>2329880
Are you serious? You don't have any of those things? Not one thing that makes you stand out?
>>2329891
4chan is mostly like 19 year olds
>>2329870
>Current Events and Project both due tomorrow.
>Both half done.
>They can and will slaughter my grade if I don't do it.
I feel you so hard right now.
>>2329823
Don't feel bad, Rammy-chan! She has ten fists if you count the tentacles!
>>2329880
You should thank me, Mikan-chan. I understand you, accept you for who you are. Love you when others scorn you,
>>2329778
All it would take...Is one swing. One throw.
>She hefts her scythe
>>2329785
No, no, it's fine, human.
>>2329790
Oh, of course....Could you please? Her name is Kurumi.
>>2329811
>She takes two steps to the left, and the wooshing sound abruptly returns, the scythe dancing a circle around your head as it flies back to her hands
Hmpf. Mistress Yuuka wouldn't give a chance to back down before disintegrating you.
>>2329819
>She watches with curiosity, without moving much closer
>>2329880
If you can help yourself how do you plan to help others...?
>>2329865
You're gonna use that bat against me? Swing it as hard as you can!
>>2329891
It's not surprising when this place is supposed to be 18+ and with the pressure of having to go to a college once you graduate high school.
>>2329905
WE WILL PASS OUR CLASSES
SHINY AND CHROME
>>2329819
Wow. I've never even heard of this sorta thing before, that's amazing!
>She laughs
And probably irreplicable.
>>2329907
U-Use your magic! I don't want the cops coming after me for murdering someone!
>>2329908
All it would take is one swing. One slice.
>>2329907
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
>>2329923
Witness!
>>2329877
What? Uh... okay. But still, talking to girls ain't that hard. Don't you have a sister?
>>2329908
I would like to see her try! I mean, I can't fall to a monster.
>>2329923
Godspeed. Eat an apple if you have one, it helps.
>>2329877
Oh well...
..I guess I'll try when you're more aware and less busy, sir.
I do expect you to pay attention next time or I might just conjure a musket instead and show you that it goes a bit deeper than tea, haha!
>>2329907
I think we'll be able to get rid of this with ease, he did harm a few others and that shouldn't have happened, sir.
I'll make sure that nobody will find it, if you make sure that nobody sees us, alright?
>conjures a few magical strings and tosses the remains into the ocean
>>2329908
Of course I will try, miss!
I got that name saved in my memory, I'll make sure to look out for her, may the time be there.
>>2329857
....>she sighs softly
Alright.
In return for helping you with magic, you'll help me with my...emotions.
>>2329860
Mami Tomoe...
Alright, Mami.
As "magical girls", I hope we get along.
>>2329877
I don't know. I suppose one of peace.
>>2329908
>the light glows in intensity more and more, until it seemingly vanishes from your sight
>>2329907
Bhhhmf!
What in the world do you think you are doing!?
>>2329947
I had a steak for dinner
That's basically an apple
>>2329907
>Salvages everything
...There's nothing of use for me among these garbage.
>>2329909
Sure thing bud!
>>2329946
I have five brothers. Two older and three younger. All by a few seconds, of course.
Oh, there was this creepy homeless girl that kept calling me her brother. Does that count?
>>2329898
W-well, I-I attend Hope's Peak, b-but I mostly just got in by l-luck...
>>2329907
R-really...? B-but I don't even know who you are...!
>>2329908
Y-you sound upset with me...! I-I'm sorry! I-I really didn't mean to upset you in any way! I-I can just stop talking if you want me to!
>>2329909
I-I-I...
I-I don't know... b-but like I said, I-I really am trying! A-and I won't give up either, n-no matter how worthless I may be, I-I at least have to try...!
Honey Nut Cheerios solve literally everything. Remember that.
>>2329989
You will. Just give it time
>smooch
>>2329959
Deal! I will do my best to help with your emotions Patchouil. After all, i'm a person of my word.
>>2329982
Creepy homeless girl? That sounds weird. Tell me about that.
>>2329907
Stronger than she looks.
>>2329993
Did I think about disobeying Mother?
>>2329942
Hehehe, you'd find that youkai are much more durable, human~
>>2329946
>She shoulders the scythe
What makes you think us youkai so weak?
>>2329955
>She smiles, tossing her scythe in the air and offering the most extravagant, over-the-top curtsy she can, before catching it again
Thank you, madame. Tell her if she remembers a terrible gatekeeper by the name of Elly.
>>2329959
...Oh. Oh well.
>>2329989
>She laughs briefly
Well, then, I'm sorry I sound offended.
>smooches everyone in the thread
>>2329993
>Writes the word "everyone".
>>2329972
>Gets smacked the fuck out
>rolls on the ground
>>2329982
Big brother.
>>2329955
Wh-what was that last part?
>>2329959
That's good. I don't wanna see everyone here die, you know? It's be a shame...a big shame...
>>2329989
That's a college, right? Then you're golden! You have a future! You won't be some pathetic NEET like me!
>>2329993
L-Let me breathe!
>>2330006
Well she had long, black hair, no eyeballs, and she reeked of death. She also had a habit of leaving whenever I tried calling the police on her.
>>2329993
Not again...
..I won't give in and I won't succumb to the despair, I can't, I won't...
I'm still a mentor, I can't give the bad example towards everyone.
>>2329959
Likewise miss!
As long as you mean no harm to anyone innocent I'm sure we'll be able to get along just fine.
>>2330016
Will do, miss.
If there's anything else you'd like me to ask her may the time be there, please tell me so.
>>2330016
Is that right?
>>2329998
Can they make you see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
>>2330027
D-Don't do that!
>>2330035
AND DON'T APPEAR OUT OF THIN AIR LIKE THAT!
>>2330016
It's not that I think you're weak, but I just think I can handle you guys. I bet you guys are just really strong! But... that doens't bother me one bit!
>>2330035
>>2330045
You mean her?
>>2330029
Hehe, you alright guy?
>>2330058
Ok, sorry big brother.
>>2330027
>smacks with book
>>2330016
Check your hat.
>>2330006
I'll... I'll be counting on you, Sol.
>>2330045
>shrug
I care about a few people here.
As much as I tried not to.
>>2330046
Unless they provoke me, no.
>>2330063
Ow. Stupid plant.
>>2330027
>
>>2330035
>>2330070
Do you like it?
>>2330045
Nothing to worry about, sir!
I was merely making a joke, I'd never harm someone innocent!
>>2330063
I hope you realise that I can still see you there, little miss!
Even if I might be talking to this lady at the moment, I'm still aware of your nearby presence!
>>2330076
Then we will most likely be on good terms!
If they don't provoke you then they aren't fully innocent either, unless they are a bit like Sakura-chan, but if Sakura ends up bothering you, I'll make sure she stops.
>>2330091
Excellent work, Afro-girl
>>2330063
They all have better lives without me...she left to wander and heral death somewhere else...I...
>>2330067
>gets up like nothing
>fixes nape and cracks knuclkes,
I'm peeeeerfectly fine!
>>2330049
I don't see much of a purpose in lying to something I'll outlive by centuries.
>>2330046
No, just...just knowing that much would be great. Thank you.
>>2330065
What makes you think you can...? There's no way there'd be THREE people like that shrine maiden....
>>2330076
Huh...?
>She blinks, reaching up and taking the hat off
>>2330051
Because it's wheaties on cocaine
>>2330063
Mami certainly has the drive. Can she keep it up?
>>2330027
Why?
>>2330065
YES HER! SHE WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!
>>2330070
S-stop creeping me out! I just wanna be left alone!
>>2330076
I wish I could, but I can't. It's almost impossible with how weird some of you guys are.
>>2330097
Y-yeah...of course you wouldn't. I'll keep that in mind for next time, Ma'am.
>>2330106
Haha, you're fucking tough, I'll give you that. Last fucker I hit went pbbblt.
>>2330118
yay no more screamers :(
>>2330105
Glad I can come through.
>>2330127
But we spent memories together, don't you remember.
>>2330076
>She points to herself.
Don't worry about it!
>>2330107
Shrine maiden?
>>2330127
Have you tried... placing her in a room?
>>2330045
I-I don't know about that, mister... m-my classmates think I'm pretty worthless...
E-even the dumb one's...
>>2330005
E-err, pl-please don't do that again. Y-you're kind of creeping me out...
>>2330016
N-no, y-you don't have to apologize! R-really! I-I'm the one at fault! I-I'm really sorry about everything...!
>>2330107
Don't make such horseshit claims.
>I'm going to be putting up the Nightmare/Ghost Rider/Zabuza folders at some point if anyone's interested.
>Besides that, goodnight.
>>2330118
*Just sits there.*
*Looking at everyone else.
>>2330148
Why do you like holding to your knee?
>hugs your leg
Is it the cool thing to do?
>>2330131
Because not all fuckes are like me, you see...I eat people! But I'm not like the undead you fight against...
>>2330118
>>2330148
Afraid of getting physical?
>>2330137
I remember you cleaning up my house and having my brothers go missing for a week. That's all. I don't know WHAT kinda memories you're talking about.
>>2330143
What, by herself? I never have. I don't even want to touch her.
>>2330144
Oh please, you can't be worthless if you're going to college! You just have to keep going! I believe in you, nurse-chan!
>>2330097
>she keeps reading
Another magical girl?
Don't worry, I won't hesitate to defend myself if she strikes first.
>>2330107
..Good, that was a success then.
>The ribbon was there again
>>2330143
When do we start?
...Wait, how do you even start training like this? I've never read up on this before...
>>2330118
That's a promise I can easily keep.
>>2330127
They say opposites attract.
>>2330166
Big brother, I made you a meal.
>gives you a pot that has a horrible smell to it, as if something died in it
>>2330147
good for you m8
>>2330118
Feast time!
>She sighs
Back into my shadow, Shinobu-chan. You'll do better next time...
>>2330147
>Night my nigga
>>2330171
I guess you're right. That could be why Osomatsu and I have been good friends since little on up, but he's not here so it's kinda useless to say something like that.
>>2330118
I'm sorry, but I can't let any of you cause any more harm for the time being.
It won't hurt anymore, one shot should be enough to put you all to a rest, don't worry.
>>2330107
It's no problem, miss.
I do whatever I can to help others, it's what a Puella Magica does!
>>2330127
Don't worry about it too much, sir.
I just made a joke, I'm sorry if it seemed a bit rude however.
>>2330171
She's most likely the one that initiates, but may the time be there and may I be there to prevent it all, I will do so, miss Patchouli.
I promiss you that!
>>2329785
To bad, doing it anyways.
>>2330165
Fuckin' Christ. You eat people. That's pretty fuckin' Metal. Yeah I can already tell you ain't a walker.
>>2330160
It's something I never thought of. Comes naturally. Now shoo.
>>2330165
Just you wait.
>>2330197
>shoos
>>2330143
>She sighs
A shrine maiden and a magician. One day the maiden fought our border guard, and won almost effortlessly. I heard the struggle, so I prepared myself. I picked a perfect location for my fight, where I'd have all the advantages.
...But she was unstoppable. And then later, a magician came and did the exact same thing, trying to race the shrine maiden.
>>2330144
You really haven't done anything.
>>2330145
It's not a lie, human. I probably won't die until someone like my mistress manages to murder me.
>>2330171
...How did...?
>>2330187
Is that what you are, then?
>>2330166
Then maybe I can be of help! I could probably lure her into a room... with you as bait!
>>2330171
Well, you don't start it. It something that just... happens alright? No time or date.
>>2330147
You are just going to sleep there. Farewell bounty hunter.
>>2330182
A death trap.
>>2330166
D-do you really mean that...? M-most people that say things like that to me have never really meant them...
>>2330190
I-I think you used the wrong "to", sir...
>>2330176
>he pushes it back towards her
I-It's okay, I already ate 12 hours ago. I think I'm still a bit full! Th-thank you for the meal though!
>>2330187
How can I not worry about it when a seemingly nice girl threatens me with a gun!? That seems kind of worrying to me!
>>2330182
Getting close now!
>>2330206
Huh, alright. What would happen if you got shot? Or fucking bludgeoned?
>>2330227
Okay big brother.
>opens the pot, reaching into the black water and takes a dog's paw and eats it
>>2330230
This Kaneki is becoming a problem.
>>2330182
Stay still... don't fucking move an inch!!
>gore intensifies.
>>2330195
Metal? I'm forced to eat my kind to survive! Aren't I the sorriest being ever!?
>>2330197
>>2330230
YOU RAN OUT OF TIME! HERE IT COMES DEATH!!
>>2329989
How many times have you tried now, Tsumiki?
>>2330207
WHAT!? WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT!? I-I MIGHT DIE!
>>2330219
Listen, the bar's set pretty low when you compare someone to me. I may not like it, but it's the truth. The fact is you still have some hope left in you, and I believe you'll make good use out of whatever it is you're studying.
>>2330187
...You're too kind.
Maybe to your own harm eventually.
But I'll accept that.
>>2330183
What do you think this place would be like with all 6 of you here?
>>2330206
It was a test to see if there are any special properties to your clothes or accessories that would cause a problem for a standard transport.
If there were, that wouldn't have teleported.
>>2330230
Hmh... Another naive child here.
>>2330207
...Huh? I... don't understand.
>>2330254
If you want me to feel sorry for you. I ain't
>
>>2330247
M-Mr. Biggles...?
>>2330257
Don't.
Even.
Joke about that. Do you seriously want this place destroyed within seconds?
>>2330230
A sudden and violent end thanks to Izuru!
>>2330274
Want some, big brother?
>grabs another paw and hands it to big brother
>>2330206
Affirmative miss, I'm a magical girl, that is just the name we are given.
It's simply the name we are given in the old language of Latin.
>>2330227
I didn't threaten you with a gun, yet haha!
It was merely a joke, I won't conjure a musket unless there's danger nearby, sir.
And if there's danger, you won't be the one that ends up at the bad end of it!
>>2330230
You should come back to your senses, miss.
You're starting to lose it, please...
...ugh, it seems I'll have to do this.
>slaps you
I'm sorry, but I can't allow you to fall into despair.
>>2330257
If it has to be that way to protect those I hold dear then so be it, I won't succumb to any form of evil if it may take out any of the ones I hold dear.
I know it might seem really careless about my own well-being, but I care more for those than I do for myself.
>>2330282
I can be happy in knowing that Kaneki failed as well.
>>2330255
Hope, huh...?
..Th-thank you mister, y-you're too kind, r-really.
>>2330254
U-u-e-err-u-um... I-I-I... I-I'm sorry! I-I really am! I-I'll try t-twice as hard from now on! I-I really will! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! F-forgive me! P-please!
>>2330237
Human firearms would do less than magical bullets like the norm is.
>>2330257
Oh...! That makes sense. I admit, I still don't quite remember how I got here....Someone I saw earlier made me wonder if there was some sort of...gap in my memory, somewhere between...all of this I'm having issues with, and now.
>>2330288
Aaaaah, I see. I've never heard of this sort of thing before....Then again, I don't really remember leaving the island whenever our mistress didn't suddenly wake up and take us on a trip to see a bunch of flowers.
>>2330206
Whoa... now I want to talk to those people! They sound awesome!
>>2330255
Calm down! I wouldn't do such a thing with out a plan after wards,
>>2330257
Don't worry, you'll understand soon enough.
>>2330282
Huh... I won!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZgoI7RsEc4
>>2330282
O-Oh man, that's brutal...you're really brutal, Queen.
>>2330285
I DON'T WANNA EAT MY NEIGHBORS DOG!!!
I'm p-pretty sure that thing had flees anyways!
>>2330288
See, you did it again! You're trying to murder me in cold blood!
>>2330219
Oh you think you're real smart huh?
>bullies her even harder