HG thread
>>2328146
a <3 to you too Erica.
>>2328146
Fuck the feast. It's not worth it.
>>2328146
Atleast I ate.
>>2328037
Gloomy? Well that's not right. Is there anything I can do? Tea, perhaps?
>Smiles hoping to brighten her mood
>>2328121
Believe me, If someone can take america they can crush japan.
And I will. But dont worry, Im a nicer ruler than I sound, one who will bring us into a golden age!
>>2328037
Mm... I need to read more about this.
>>2327996
What are you talking about? This is what I wear every day...
It is comfy though. And that's all that really matters to me.
>>2328158
And what exactly does this "golden age" consist of?
>>2328118
...
>walks away
>>2328147
>returns to walking away
>>2328150
>I'm Iida. Baka.
>>2328171
Bye!
>>2328146
...Who would poison duch fine desserts?
>>2328161
You look ready to sleep though. I agree it looks very comfy but I forgot what sleeping feels like.
>>2328129
We have something in common. I was made to wage war on humanity.
>>2328098
*Doesn't react*
>>2328172
Why won't it fi-
>explodes
>>2328147
>>2328179
And how do I know you didn't follow me around without me noticing until you heard my name?
>>2328161
Aaah...! Miss Patchouli? Hello!
>>2328171
Well, you could at least excuse yourself, human. Hmpf. Farewell.
>>2328118
>>2328158
>If you missed it
>>2328118
If you're a demon I doubt I'll be able to enjoy your company.
Demons are designed to create harm amongst innocent ones and I won't stand for that.
You'll end up being nothing but a harmful cause to the ones I hold dear and I can't stand for that.
>>2328121
But that's the beauty about life, sir.
You don't have to rely on wishes or miracles, everyone can make it work, even you.
You should give it your all and then you'll be off better and you'll find that you can have what you want as well.
>>2328172
>>2328176
oh, sorry.
>>2328172
...Stupid woman, rushing after death for such insignificant reason.
>>2328161
How many books do you have on this topic?
...Do you think I could borrow one?
>>2328157
...Tea sounds good.
>>2328171
Dusty.
>>2328183
Rest assured, I will sleep when I need to.
And what does that mean? You are a youkai that doesn't sleep?
>>2328199
Elly.
>she nods to you
We meet again.
>>2328184
>keeps doing it
Oh...? Mirai usually gets grumpy when I do that... She seems to like it though... Do you?
OK, so like you, your truck does an honest days work for a living, but you live in a primpy little Toyota Cambry with a sunroof and you have to drive your girlfriend to her boyfriend's house every night. But with the Ferd F-Teenthousand, you can tow your entire workplace to your house and work at home.
>>2328199
Because I never follow you! I just know that you played Soccer with me.
>>2328213
I'm a what? And I don't sleep because my body doesn't need it.
>>2328200
I did give it my all, it's just...well, it's my brothers. They keep getting in the way. They're always messing up my chances of living like a normal human being. I don't wanna keep living like a NEET, but at the same time I can't seem to start off on a good first step.
>>2328222
Forgot to say winner next slide.
>>2328222
Idiotic child, don't you know what this means!? You should have left me to die!!!
I'm hosting next?
>>2328218
I don't know how to feel about it.
>>2328222
Kaneki cannot live.
>>2328176
>>2328202
>>2328170
A technological advancement far greater then japan could ever concieve!
>>2328199
A guardian? Of what?
>>2328241
You host next. That will give me time to add in a few more events and figure out the whole background thing, then I most likely will be able to step in.
>>2328222
>>2328243
>she stops and pauses again.
...
I know how that feels... If that makes sense.
>>2328200
Hmmm...? I wouldn't know, really. I'm just a gatekeeper. I'm supposed to keep people from disturbing Mistress Yuuka's sleep....
>She tosses her scythe in the air and catches it
However I have to. Buuut, really, I don't even know! Maybe she made me.
>>2328213
>She smiles, offering a curtsy
Indeed, Miss. I had the fortune to talk to your mansion's head, for a short while, earlier.
>>2328224
But I've never met you, I don't know if you wouldn't or not!
>>2328248
My mistress's mansion. But, considering it's just the two of us, more specifically her sleepy self.
>>2328256
>>2328263
I'm just a kid who's four,
Each day I grow some more!
I like exploring, I'm Caillou
So many things to do,
Each day there's something new
I'll share them with you
I'm Caillou
My world is turning, changing each day!
With mommy and daddy and finding my way-
Growing up is not so tough
Except when I've had enough
But there's lots of fun stuff
I'm Caillou, Caillou, Caillou...
>>2328248
We already have the oculus rift. I don't think we need anything more advanced than that.
>>2328266
>>2328266
Congratulations, Kaneki.
Thanks for hosting, Erica!
>>2328262
D-Does that mean i'm forgettable to you... am I really that... unknown to you?
>>2328266
Thanks for hosting mate
>>2328263
Good job Kennith.
>>2328266
Thank you for hosting, Erica.
>>2328262
Ah I see. Personally I could never stand slackers, I would have worked that girl to death for one day just so she understands.
>>2328267
Caillou?
More like Faglou
>>2328270
Congratulations, Mankind. You're a neat wrestler. Thanks for hosting.
>>2328241
ok deal
>>2328281
;-;
>>2328259
>>2328274
>>2328277
>>2328278
>>2328289
Yup yup
>>2328258
Unable to recognize emotions as well?
>>2328263
Ugh. I feel sick looking at this.
>>2328206
I.. have a small amount of books that outline the finer points of courtship.
And Koakuma has a few about the more...physical side of the relationship.
But I don't know if these are up to date.
...Have you tried... giving him a gift or something?
>>2328230
A body that doesn't need sleep? Interesting..
>she writes something down
And highly beneficial.
>>2328263
>>2328266
Good job. And thanks for hosting.
Scat is best fetish
>19 UID
welp
I'm gonna go ahead and guess everyone is lurking. Thread coming up.
>>2328256
>Pokes with feet
...It's dead.
>>2328278
...Who?
>>2328274
Thank you, Nudist Beach member.
>>2328270
Thanks for the opportunity
>>2328289
Mankind?
>>2328266
Thank you for the oppurtunity.
>>2328268
Plasma weaponry, Kinetic Shield generators, Nanites capable of quickly repairing the body and preventing blood loss.
All of these marvels of science once thought as fiction, I already invented.
>>2328280
>Throws a sharp brick at your shoulder
>>2328299
That's the expected reaction after I ended your life.
>>2328233
Have you tried convincing them that it's for the better cause, sir?
They might not like it that you want a job and become something in life, but I'm sure that later when you're older and they are older, they'll look back on you being nothing but proud.
It might even get them to follow you, all it takes at times is a small little step to make others do the same.
>>2328262
Even gatekeepers can harm others, by the looks of it you're designed for that purpose.
To defeat anyone that comes near what you're supposed to near the one you protect.
A cause called noble, but at the same time it can create harm when you're no longer at that point..
>>2328266
>>2328263
Congratulations Kaneki and thank you for providing us this adventure miss!
>>2328306
N-Nudist Beach?
>>2328301
Koakuma? Who's that?
And...I haven't, actually. Unless you count a pie to the face...
Evening.
>>2328299
I kind of stopped using them a long time ago... Mirai has been helping me, I don't know... feel them again?
>>2328301
You bet! I have more time to myself and for whatever I feel like doing. All is thanks to a series of unfortunate events...you're writting that down?
>>2328206
Ah! Perfect, give me one moment.
>Within seconds he's gone
>>2328126
What is this meme called?
>>2329932
special feeling
