Dreamland Games 42 Beta "I should really put more events into this game" edition.
>First whatever, I'll scale it to how many tributes are entered
Mii Swordfighter
Sans
>>2324058
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>2324058
Star Sapphire
Ken Kaneki
>>2324058
Buddy
>>2324058
Kazuichi Souda!
>>2324058
Elly
Classy Raven
Wolf O'Donnell
>>2324058
Top Moo
>>2324047
Damn. That was pretty radical.
A FUCKING SHARK
>>2324058
Z2-47
Bob
Yuffie Kisaragi
Wine-chan
>>2324058
Togami Byakuya
>>2324058
Fox McCloud
Ronnie
Lord Beerus
Yosuke Hanamura
Maid Kuga
Kumin Tsuyuri
Vic Viper
Iida Tenya
Yukine
Squid Kid
Lapis fucking Lazuli
Memoca
>>2324058
Aurelion Sol.
Kyoko avafag
Monday Night Jericho
Naoto Shirogane
>>2324058
aikawa
Sealed Away Tanaka
Strawberry shortcake
>>2324058
A rare 2hu
>>2324058
killme
>>2324058
Ramlethal Valentine
Kuzuki
God's 2nd son
>>2324093
>Lays down
>Lifts you up
>Places face under ass
>Lets back down
>>2324058
Squid Girl
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>2324106
Top fucking kek this never fails to make me laugh
Ranma
Celes
Toyosatomimi no Miko
I wish I could ava "Dirty" Harry Calahan but Deidera is probably gonna come back for 5 minutes and be a jerk about it then I delete my folder and he'll never come back again
>>2324079
I know, i've been practicing that, it gets really messy though, good thing sharks are in water
>>2324058
Sonia Nevermind
Eggman-kun
>>2324128
Tasty..
>>2324054
I see them all. The urge to shitpost rises in me, but then I realise I am a meme cancer and all my arguments are invalid.
>>2323960
Not many people do know about it. It is a very small country that more often than not ends up being excluded from maps. Despite that, it holds a very successful economy and has long been able to protect itself from threat of invasion from it's larger neighbors!
Ah but enough about that! You said you were youkai! That is a very interesting Japanese folk creature. I have seen many of them portrayed in many Japanese dramas but I had never expected to meet one myself. This is certainly exciting.
>>2323994
Please forgive me, I did not mean to come across as rude. This particular person has simply been wearing on my nerves for quite some time
>>2324139
do it negro, who cares what that tard thinks
>>2324131
I think it's funny too, but that guy can fuck off.
Ma-kun
>>2324139
Instead of deleting the folder you should just delete him.
>>2324154
>>2324143
Phew, you almost didn't make it! M-Maybe next time you'll let me c-carry you in instead?
>>2324139
>Deidera
>giving a shit
you're fine familio
>>2324148
W-what's that supposed to mean ~de geso?
Nudist Beach Noire
>>2323940
Lots!
>>2323943
Nono, join us. It'll be great.
>>2323944
That's the spirit, let's be great again.
>>2323947
Come on, you can't just stop working. We just need to get back up and try once more.
>>2323952
Sound stupid. If you're a great nudist, everyone will look at you.
>>2323955
I've already had this chat with someone else a couple of times and it looks like I've become immune to that word.
>>2323960
That's the good part.
S-Should I sign you up?
>>2323962
L-Like.. 50!
>>2323994
No, by increasing our number, silly.
>>2324003
It's not really a problem at all, you should try it out.
>I'll stop now, didn't expect so many replies
>>2324157
>>2324123
Interesting....
But yes, that's what I am. I was a gatekeeper for my mistress, Yuuka, who herself is an incredibly ancient and powerful one, herself.
>She smiles
Not many here seem to know what a youkai is at all. What few do are surprised at how human I look.
>>2324184
I've hardly got much interest in doing that.
>>2324179
That I think you'd be tasty! silly.
>>2324184
H-Holy shit, sign me up! Is this really happening?! Am I dreaming?
>>2324140
It practically cleans itself! Moo~ well done. I expect great things out of you, but I must retire it has been a long day.
>>2324184
Or they will ignore the children streaking.
>>2324184
Woah woah, what is this I hear of a nude get together?
>>2324196
NO! You're not allowed to do that ~de geso!
>>2324184
That doesn't give you an excuse to go askin' people to take their clothes off. You're lucky I'm not gonna report you for sexually harassing each and every one of us here.
>>2324051
What did you just call me you tin-man?
>>2324203
alright!
goodnight leader, i'll help make team moo become even greater!
>>2324207
>bites tentacle
>We hit 37 UIDs in 48 entries
I'm honestly surprised.
>>2324207
Can't do what? cook you? eat you? I can make you really tasty!
>>2324157
No person in this world without hatred exists, not even a princess that resembles royalty from fairy tales. I'd recomend to unleash your feelings at any time, this is a good place for it after all. Sonia.
>>2324038
Germany actually had a future ahead unlike you, Kazuichi.
>>2324042
...So that's what you use, I'll be sure to remember your weapons, so I know how to counter them.
>>2324127
...You're going all out today, Mion.
>>2324063
Hey
Did you fuck Tricky yet?
>>2324184
Just make a new group
don't shit on something that wasn't even spectacular in the first place.
Chex Mix
>>2324223
>
>>2324226
I don't want to be any of that ~de geso!
>>2324227
And I don't mean bullets in that human weapon way. Besides, even back then I was told I fought dirty.
>>2324206
Really...?
>>2324240
The fact one makes me nervous....
>>2324240
Let's go let's go!
>>2324247
Awww, why nooot?
>>2324184
How many perverts have joined your numbers? unskilled soliders will all die in the same way no matter how many you can gather.
>>2324240
Acceptable. Anything to get rid of this feeling.
hey guys who wants something to eat
>>2324227
Don't you think that's kinda ironic coming from the guy that dropped outta college?
>>2324240
SONIA-CHAN!
>>2324240
R-E-A-D-Y! Ready to gooooo!
>>2324184
>sighs
Hm, I guess I should consider it...
>>2324240
Looks fine I guess.
>>2324270
STOP
>>2324257
I don't want to be eaten ~de geso!
>>2324264
>gives everyone burgers and fries
>>2324194
B-But you'll have a higher chance of winning, sorta..
>>2324202
You're in.
No backing out.
>>2324203
I-I'm no child!
>>2324206
Nudist Beach.
You're in.
>>2324214
I haven't seen any cops around here, ever. Good luck with that. So are you in or not?
>>2324239
I'm not shitting on it, I'm just trying to gather more members so we could be great once again.
>This is only a joke, if you didn't realize that
>>2324260
Lots and lots of perverts, but they weren't any bad out in the arena at all.
>>2324270
R-Right? That's the spirit!
>>2324240
The roster looks adequate, host!
>>2324194
A youkai gatekeeper? Certainly you must protect something important. Do you guard the legendary gate to the Garden of Eden? Or perhaps something more modest?
>>2324227
I am not a particularly vengeful person. I would rather wait for his own ignorance to be his downfall and be rid of him that way.
>>2324240
Eh...
>>2324240
What a great district.
Raven, Taurus, and that one guy who drives irresponsibly
>>2324264
I'd love some food!
>>2324239
>someone is trying to do something fun for once
>LOL NO JUST STOP
Holy shit why must you be such a boring cunt?
>>2324289
I've seen alot of doujin where your sister neps nepgear and you nep neptune. Why is this noire-sama?
>>2324287
>Tosses that shit to the ground and pulls out a plate of nutritious and delicious Salad.
>>2324306
It's Yukine, what did you expect
![[Close up].gif](https://i.imgur.com/KvWcQAt.gif "[Close up].gif")
>>2324240
Well then, Good luck district fellows.
>>2324282
I'm just joking...
of course I'm not going to do a thing like that.
>>2324256
...Fat. I mean fat. The one in white.
>>2324289
If my Mistress joined, I suppose I'd be obligated.
>>2324295
My mistress's mansion. Or, more specifically, my mistress herself. She doesn't like beign woken up....
>>2324264
I want squid! Yummy squid!
>>2324286
Isn't there anything I can do to change your mind? I'll take a lot of time to cook you into a nice meal!
>>2324287
This doesn't have fowl in it, does it?
>>2324289
I'm not doing anything like that. It's hella stupid.
>>2324270
This'll be so good for the whole embracing feminity thing, Naoto-kun...
>>2324289
So I can look at whoever I want, right?! Including you?! Oh man, I gotta get Satonaka and Yukiko in on this...
NO COMPLAINTS, NO QUESTION.
HERE WE GOOOOOOOO
>>2324317
NOT A CHANCE ~DE GESO!
>>2324289
No
>don't care it's still fucking swp tier cancer
>just a prank bro
>>2324306
fun is subjective
it's an old dead group that should stay dead
only reason to do it is for (You)s
Is one of the few remaining things I remember fondly
You can literally do the same thing by making a new circlejerk group
>>2324306
>yukine
>not being a whiny faggot
he is underage after all
>>2324256
What?
>>2324289
Say no more. I'm in.
>>2324330
The next game isn't for a while
>>2324184
Define "lots"
>>2324324
Shoulda just ran.
>>2324324
So far my farthest run in this dimension.
>>2324305
ok well we got burgers, sandwiches, salads, chicken, shrimp, lobster, calamari, grits, mac and cheese, and oysters
>>2324330
>Mfw she's outdoing me in every corner of the late game.
>>2324324
Well then
Good luck to the best district
>>2324332
Meanie!
>>2324341
Better early than late.
>>2324324
SONIA-CHAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>unleash my fist
HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2324352
I can see thru your plans.
>>2324324
Ooh, ooh, pointy!
>>2324339
Just...demeaning yourself like that?
>>2324356
Turn your hearing aid up too much, old man?
I wish there was a serious James Bond avatar, but the Anime Remover Bond guy is based af so I don't care too much about it t.bh
>>2324324
I'm gonna look like one of those ninja fighting champion guys, man...this is the best!
>>2324330
Gotta speed it up!
>>2324358
I-I'm not beink a meanie! I don't want to be eaten! Don't tell me you'd be okay with someone eatink you ~de geso?!
![[StrikeS] Strike Witches 07 [DVD][UNCEN][4C3FBB96] 05636.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9afylfW.jpg "[StrikeS] Strike Witches 07 [DVD][UNCEN][4C3FBB96] 05636.jpg")
>>2324350
But I don't have any money on me...
>>2324324
Hey, give me a moment to put on my striker unit and I'll get you!
>>2324366
>is a ghost
>your punch doesnt do anything
cool
>>2324333
>only reason to do it is for (You)s
muh (You)s amirite ? It's just for the attention right ?
It's not like, she actually wants to do something fun to revive this boring stale cesspool right?
Just fuck off you whiny faggot. Go shit on yourself instead of shitting on others for actually doing something else than circlejerking with their buddies to get a ship.
Are your opinions correct , HG?
i am cum.
who to?
>>2324384
No one could eat me! I'm gross! Bwah.
>>2324304
Must be my animal magnetism.
>>2324324
>>2324356
I'm pretty sure you jinxed the ever-loving crap out of us.
>>2324265
Ghouls can't enroll in college you idiot, we're man-eater monsters.
>>2324256
What's dirty into using your talents? Slay and shoot to your hearts content. Many will respond in the same way...you.
>>2324295
I was talking in a more...general way. Do you realise where you're standing rigth now, right? Danger could be right beneath your feet. I don't see your bodywards anywhere.
>>2324289
I'll test your group of naked soldiers first, do I have to see your exposed body as well?
>>2324324
I have no seconds to waste with any of you, out of the way...
>>2324378
Next thing you know the eye will stop working.
>>2324380
I am fine with my pace.
>>2324289
For now, I'm not going to give you a "Yes" as answer.
>>2324322
Just forget it, Yosuke...
I suppose you could join on that group if Senpai is willing to do it, After all he's your "partner."
>>2324324
Ready for start.
>>2324350
>adds pancakes
>>2324379
I was going to do Austin Powers, but I don't know where I can rewatch the movies
>>2324391
yee
>mfw 3-3
>>2324391
>Rebbit
I'm not surprised. I go on the site myself, but I don't go on the shitty subs any. Really, the only subleddits I go on are /r/squaredcircle and a bunch of circlejerk subleddits
>>2324397
W-well, if you try to cook and eat me, I'm goink to do the same to you ~de geso!
>>2324307
Because it's fake as hell, that's why, anon-kun.
>>2324315
W-Who's that?
Mind telling me her name?
>>2324319
Why? It makes you feel so free. It's like Nepgear once said, being in your birthday suit feels great!
>>2324322
Y-Yeah, I suppose.
>>2324333
Yes.
>>2324339
That's the spirit. You'll be on standby for missions from this point on.
>>2324342
1 000 000 food stuff?
>>2324400
Probably.
>>2324413
I'll be waiting..!
>>2324405
Let's hope your hip holds up. Wouldn't want to have to put you down.
>>2324421
As long as no one mentions this ever, I could do this all day.
>>2324392
kaneki
>>2324427
The heck is a "food" stuff?
>>2324427
Jesus fucking christ just stop
>>2324421
Why the name?
>>2324419
Just pirate them senpai.
>>2324398
Yeah.
I think I forgot how this whole RNG thing works.
>>2324237
in due time, my friend
>>2324421
What was that? can I kill it?
![[StrikeS] Strike Witches 07 [DVD][UNCEN][4C3FBB96] 24025.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/s6CLe5S.jpg "[StrikeS] Strike Witches 07 [DVD][UNCEN][4C3FBB96] 24025.jpg")
>>2324399
B-But I'm still hungry!
>>2324421
This is deceitful.
>>2324419
Shaggadelic baby
>>2324444
Fuck off Yukine.
>>2324400
B-But you said you dropped out! Don't lie just so you can win this stupid argument!
>>2324421
It's a really uncomfortable cat bed...
>>2324389
>circlejerking with their buddies to get a ship.
lol what
irrelevant anyway
even if it is for your reason of something fun once again
You can literally do the same thing by making a new circlejerk group
>>2324427
you make me sad
>>2324446
My momma raised me as a good boy
Drone
Male
>>2324315
I see. So despite her being a youkai she is just like a normal old lady in some aspects.
>>2324324
Oh my, I am hella lucky to be the first one to perish.
>>2324400
Bodyguards are for for people who are afraid of dying.
>>2324443
Go back to /b/ with your "nobody can go on any other sites other than the chans" shit.
>>2324427
Would you nepnep tune-chan's nepneps?
>>2324410
If ya don't mind being left in the dust!
>>2324413
But if he joins, then I won't score with any girls... You know girls eat him up!
>>2324421
My own robot suit? Sweet.
>>2324427
And there isn't a catch?! That's gotta be too good to be true!
>>2324462
>assuming it was me
>denying quads of truth
>post yfw yukine throwing a temper tantrum
>people complains that HG is boring
>someone actually steps in to organize something
>FUCKING STOP REEEEEE
Jesus Christ.
>>2324470
What're you, some kinda faggot that reads dr. Seuss?
>>2324451
soup kitchens right around the corner homeslice
>>2324439
Food.
>>2324444
Quads demand so. Will do.
>>2324468
I'll make up for it desu.
>>2324478
N-N-No! W-What kind of question is that!?
>>2324480
Y-Yeah, no catch!
>>2324484
Remember: No fun is allowed unless it's fun that I like
>>2324399
Aslong as it's not fowl, I'll eat it!
>>2324426
But by then you'll already be in my belly!
>>2324421
Everyone is going to sleep, but it seems that Nightmare has come back to Dreamland, as a bunch of other tributes are having heartattacks in their sleep.
>>2324476
>Defending going on reddit
What's next? You going to fight for 9gag too?
>>2324400
Well, it's more "toss" than merely "slay". I'm a gatekeeper, first and foremost, I'm used to keeping things away from the mansion no matter what, and that includes using the terrain to my advantage, in a very...physical way.
>>2324427
Her name is Yuuka. I doubt she'll care.
>>2324472
She sleeps almost all the time, as far as memory serves.
...But I'm mostly there to ensure noone wakes her. She REALLY doesn't like getting woken up.
>>2324496
Oh! Thank you.
>>2324496
Huh. I remember this ship.
>>2324483
He is like 14 what did you expect?
>>2324427
The hell is up with you? Did you smack your head off a rock or something? Since when did you start liking nudity?
>>2324472
A-Are you okay, Miss. Sonia? That sure was a nasty cut y'got there!
>>2324468
>lol what
Wew fucking lad, who is Laura?
What else do you do aside from circlejerking with your bodies, host some shit games with one of the most horrible font ever and shitpost on a daily basis like an addicted cunt?
Why the fuck does it triggers you? Do you want HG to die that bad?
You're like that kid in school who always need to shit on the new thing even though he doesn't even know why.
>>2324427
I'll await your orders.
>>2324496
I wish...
>>2324491
I can sense your desire. Do you prefer her goddess form when you fantasize about her?
>>2324491
...
>it's a "Yukine has a hissy fit because he's jealous people get more (You)s than him when he can't understand that nobody pays attention to him because he doesn't RP" episode
I bet Klopp is really fucking happy right now.
>>2324510
>What else do you do aside from circlejerking with your bodies
kek
>>2324480
You sounds like it were a bad thing.
>>2324510
buddies*
>>2324490
But I'm allergic to soup.
>Current Events due tomorrow.
>Project due tomorrow.
>Neither are even started because I've been wasting all my time here.
BRB killing self.
pls giv me (you(
>>2324491
So...are you gonna strip? Isn't that what you're supposed to do?
>>2324496
Who is Kirby, anyway? Dumb name...
>>2324496
A pink circle destroying a monster made of thread. How nonsensical. Yet I can't turn away.
>LOVREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>Neighbor celebrating so fucking loud
Football must be fun to watch.
>>2324537
>>2324427
Disgusting. Take out your clothing then, let me see your resolve and your lame chest measures.
>>2324421
>Eats everything
>Puke it all after.
>>2324466
And why do you think I did it? Don't you know what I am already?If it wasn't for that woman I'll be far way from this shithole.
>>2324472
Hooo...are you telling me you don't fear death, Miss Sonia?
>>2324496
If I'm not carefull Eggman-kun will kill me in one hit, now I just need to...
>>2324505
Gatekeeper? Then isn't there a gate you should be protecting now? I wouldn't waste my energy here.
>>2324532
Go to work!
The project, of course!
>>2324510
Yukine is that one guy at school who sits next to the cool kids at lunch to make him seem like he matters when in fact everyone talks shit about him behind his back.
>>2324532
Iktfb
Lets drop out of college together
>>2324520
I love you kana
Nudist Beach?
>>2324504
reddit isn't even that bad as long as you avoid the cancer. I mean, it's pretty cancer, I won't lie to you, but it's fine. Either that, or I have stockholm syndrome, and I'm pretty certain it's the latter
>>2324532
>>2324553
I'll join
>>2324496
Eggman-Kun has been going ham on a lot of other people right now.
So Ocelot is Pac, right?
>>2324532
There's enough time to do them, Anon. Just close out of HG and set a timer for one hour.
Work for that one hour, then take 15 minutes to do whatever you want, then repeat the cycle.
You'll get it done.
>>2324556
Go back to sleep ploots
>>2324505
S-So is she around?
>>2324509
Hey, I don't like it, I just accept it. There's a difference.
>>2324511
No, you're not following my orders, you're following our perverted boss' orders.
>>2324514
I d-don't do any of those things!
>>2324520
It's multiple different food sorts!
>>2324532
>Got a mock exam tomorrow
>Had one today
>Had one yesterday
>FeelsBadMan
>>2324539
Not until next game begins, since I missed this one.
>>2324549
You'll have to wait until the next game, though guy.
>>2324556
N-Nudist Beach!
>>2324537
Here
>>2324554
Who dis?
>>2324526
It is when he gets in the way of my haul! It's my turn to get some action, Naoto-kun!
>>2324561
Whaddya got? I brought nothin', so I hope you have lots of food!
>>2324531
they got free samples at whole foods
>>2324561
I'm going to skin that thing alive... but it is too big, so I'd rather not.
>>2324561
I can see my ship from here.
>>2324569
Don't mock the exams thats rude
>>2324569
Okay one last question, do I do stuff with your body?
>>2324549
Hmmm...I just sorta popped up here the other day.
And really the mansion doesn't exist any more, as of now, it NEVER has existed, and my mistress can't stand my presence, evidently.
>>2324561
>>2324581
Thank goodness this thing's so huge.
>>2324569
She appeared just to kick me and call me trash....
>>2324549
And what woman is that?
>>2324561
Th-that one with one eye's creeping me out, Mii.
>>2324569
Don't lue noire-sama. If you don't nep the nep then I'll do it for you.
>>2324566
She can come to France anytime, that's better than her shithole
>>2324494
I'm not goink to let that happen! It'll be the other way around if anythink ~de geso!
>>2324532
You are a fool. Instead of complaining about it here, you should just complete the task.
>>2324561
Back at the start.
>>2324483
>this is a temper tantrum
just sad and disappointed
>>2324484
>only way to make things less boring is a massive circlejerk
>>2324491
no... no
>>2324510
Honestly nowadays I mostly just lurk and play videogames. It just angers me people are ruining my cancerous memories of people I like.
>>2324551
No I'm the guy that sits alone and tries to avoid social interaction and then wonders why I don't have any friends
I guess I will just be sad elsewhere for now
>>2324568
Okaaay.
>>2324569
Laaater maybe.
>>2324575
N-nobody important
>>2324569
What?! But you said there was no catches! Come ooooon, do it!
>>2324594
Atleast I can drink my liquor before a Muslim shoves his knife into my stomach.
>>2324579
Now that's just mean. Can't you spare food for a soldier?
>>2324569
...Are you on some kinda drug right now?
i am becum cum
>>2324606
Oh okay then nobody important.
>>2324609
fine i can spare a plate of grits
>>2324505
Certainly your mistress does something aside sleep, yes?
>>2324549
I am no more safer here than I am in my castle fortified and surrounded by armed guards.
>>2324561
We're getting lots of Yo-Yo action here. For what reason? I have no idea.
Also the Copy ability. Yeah, that happened.
>>2324569
Who's your boss, then? I'm not ready to trust just anyone.
>>2324608
You have a mistaken view about France
>>2324436
If my 'equipment' goes out before that kill me sooner
>>2324594
>>2324608
>>2324608
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCKIN
GOOOOOOOOOOTTEM
You know what.
I'm going to redo the same autism that brought the Augumented games.
I'm going to do a shitty map and 5-6 shitty factions
>>2324597
>muh circlejerk
Because every group must be a circlejerk amirite?
Buzzwords after buzzwords you just keep spewing shit.
Go be sad elsewhere, nobody wants your negative whining attitude here.
And by the way, nobody cares that you're disappointed in anyone. We aren't here to please you with how we should have fun according to you.
Name one shipgirl and one strike witch that is not absolute shit
protip: You can't
>>2324622
Grits? What is this, the 1700s? I'm not a slave! Don't give me slave food!
>>2324625
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