FIRST 24 GET TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT
Sans
>>2323330
Fujiwara no Mokou
Lord Beerus
>>2323330
Vert
>>2323330
Z2-47
Kumin Tsuyuri
Mii Swordfighter
Major Ocelot
Grand Order
A FUCKING SHARK
Heinrich
Nick Valentine
>>2323330
Sanae Dekomori
Luffy
>>2323330
Elly
>fucking POST TIMES
Remilia
>>2323330
Ken Kaneki
>>2323330
Lady Suwako
Lucky Sisters
>>2323330
Sonia Nevermind
Vic Viper
>>2323330
Buddy
Lunch-chan
Shishido Shirou
>>2323264
...The worst? That doesn't seem like something you should be telling people.
>>2323291
I'm just here to hang out.
>>2323311
...A bed?
>>2323336
No... I just don't like the moon.
Fate
Toyosatomimi no Miko
Rize Kamishiro
>>2323338
I LOOOOOOVE YOOOOU
>>2323338
I HAAAAAATE YOU
>>2323375
Go away
Erica Hartmann
>>2323369
It's a way of being harsh on myself....Then again, I've never actually met another gatekeeper from Gensokyo, and only heard about one who doesn't really care about their job.
>>2323330
Tsumiki Mikan
>>2323270
Wh-wha...!? Foolish commoner, know that i-if you continue to underestimate me in this manner, it will only lead to your deadly undoing!
>>2323379
>Pulls out knife
You want this to get ugly nigga?
>>2323330
Shayne and Aurox
>>2323111
4:11 - 4:18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrhQSmzelDQ
>>2323369
Beds are the easiest to find, but those are more like for longer time and not quick naps!
>>2323387
I'm just trying to sleep here.
>>2323385
That makes you the best, doesn't it?
>>2323387
St-stop...
>>2323387
. . .
>>2323387
Sonia is indeed an ugly woman on the inside, if my memory doesn't fail.
>>2323387
Depending on the contents of your shirt, i might thank you or tell you to take a long walk down a cliff.
>>2323387
Thanks
>>2323387
Was that necessary...?
>>2323399
I really shouldn't count in general.
what are you listening to
>>2323330
Pure dangan love
Kana
>>2323417
Taoism
>>2323387
Eh...? Is something bothering you?
>>2323369
Why not?
>>2323419
>>2323387
I am not cute!
>>2323417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MWkB7LJlHQ
>not Sol
>>2323413
Hey, cheer up.
>Pets
Hello, I'm CIA
You don't get to bring districts
Put Sturidge in the game, Klopp!!!!
>>2323387
Heinrich is not cute. Heinrich is evil.
>>2323389
Will you scream really loud?
Please don't
>>2323417
haiyaku haikyaku haikyaku haikyaku
haikyaku haikyaku
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNKLY0QsmhI
>>2323398
I don't know what to say then. Good luck?
>>2323415
I-I see... You might be a bit hard on yourself, don't you think?
>>2323432
I just don't. I-it's personal.
>>2323423
>>2323369
>>2323449
Swap me for Kana!
>>2323425
D-do you really think so? You should at least wait to know me just a little better, dear anon...
>>2323449
Good luck to the pretty ladies. And the guys? Don't make yourself look like idiots.
>>2323451
>"A German team never won at Anfield Road"
>>2323417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmUZ6nCFNoU
>>2323427
>>2323387
I-I'm sure he's just in a bad mood, Lady Sonia...! H-he probably didn't mean it...
>>2323425
I-I'm s-s-sowwwyy!
>>2323449
As If I'd need someone's help to survive.
>>2323449
Dr Pavel, I'm CIA
"He wasn't alone"
You don't get to bring friends
>>2323459
You don't get to swap friends.
>>2323449
Looks wonderful
>>2323449
No districts? This is chaos!
>>2323459
Maybe, but "walking time paradoxes" probably shouldn't count.
>>2323427
Just ignore them, human.
>>2323469
Got only this to say. Lalana a shit.
>>2323451
>>2323469
i want ___ to ____
>>2323482
My child, is it you?
>>2323496
Liverpool
lose
>>2323481
"They're not my friends"
"Don't worry, no charge for them"
Why would I want them?
" They were trying to grab your
prize. (Smiles.) They work for the
mercenary. The masked man.
"
>>2323481
Well so much for that little trip.
>>2323496
Klopp, switch Sturidge for Lalana.
>>2323496
Vert
Love me like she loves Nepgear.
>>2323496
Takeshita, give me the succ
>>2323502
No! Heinrich was supposed to shoot people.
>>2323481
Yeah sure I do.
>>2323502
Where is he? Is he a warlord?
>>2323484
Uhhhh... Okay.
>>2323478
Tsumiki-san, may I please ask you a question?
>>2323484
That seems rather uncouth.
>>2323459
Oh well..
If you think that its bothering you alot, you can talk to me about it.
Also thanks for the swap offer.
>>2323511
>Eila
>>2323521
Get 'em on board - I'll call it in.
What are you doing in the middle of
my operation?
The flight plan I just filed with
the Agency lists me, my men, and
Dr. Pavel here. But only one of
you.
FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT
>>2323521
Was it? Was it your plan?
>>2323515
Y-yyyyou sh-should s-stay away f-ffffrom him..I-I h-hhead he's a b-big guy..
>>2323526
O-o-of course you can, Lady Sonia! I-I always have time for you!
>>2323496
Mokou to just accept my friendship
>>2323524
Oh! My apologies, Sir Shirou, it's a...bit of a confusing, personal mess. I need to stop running my mouth like that.
>>2323526
Sometimes, beings are best left disregarded. Not often ,but sometimes, such as matters like that.
>>2323533
SO...WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DR.
PAVEL?!
>kicks tributes off the plane
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD! WHO WANTS TO
TRY NEXT?!
l like how girl Ranma just lets her tits hang out without a care in the world
If dubs I kill myself
>>2323528
G-Good job, Detective.
>>2323550
TELL ME ABOUT BANE! WHY DOES HE
WEAR THE MASK?!
LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN!
>>2323541
Big guy or whatever, I'm bringing him down if he threatens me.
>>2323550
Wait that's a stupid thing to do.
>>2323527
No, thank you for your offer. It means a lot...
>>2323549
U-uhh... Just Shirou is fine. Don't worry about that stuff.
>>2323497
You must be referring to another Vert that you may have met previously.
>>2323550
Flying is a very trivial matter host. I am sure with enough evolution even your silly race can do it..
>>2323555
Female modesty my ass.
>>2323496
Matoi
come back
>>2323568
>
Females use their clits to fuck people?
>>2323562
"Or he's wondering why someone would
shoot a man before throwing him out
of an aeroplane."
Wiseguy, huh? At least you can
talk. Who are you?
" We are nothing. We are the dirt
beneath your feet. And no one cared
who I was until I put on the
mask... "
>pulls off mask
>it's an arena event
"Who we are does not matter. What
matters is our plan."
How the fuck do I solve this for t1
>>2323555
W-Won't hear me complaining about it.
>>2323580
Ask your instructor, jagoff
>>2323579
If I pull this off, will you die?
>>2323544
I am quite fluent in English but there are still some terms I am not familiar with... I have no idea what that person said to me, do you think you could assist me in discovering its meaning?
>>2323549
Coming in contact with values that are different than one's own are very important. Even if I do not agree with what that person was saying I must listen to them and understand.
I-in my clit...
>>2323598
" It would be extremely painful."
You're a big guy -
>>2323566
Er...sorry. Force of habit. Since the only people in the mansion were myself and my mistress, I typically filled in for most other...servantly duties, as well.
>>2323602
Well, if nothing else, I wouldn't suggest stressing over the matter.
>>2323555
They are not that great but they are okay.
>>2323566
Anytime!
>>2323615
For you
>>2323618
Is that... so?
>>2323620
Of course, great Kana! You can count on me for anything as well!
![[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 2537.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/H4UEMlo.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 2537.jpg")
>>2323603
>>2323602
O-of course I can, Miss Sonia! A-anything for you! Wh-w-who exactly are you talking about though...?
>>2323621
Was being caught part of your plan?
"Of course. Dr. Pavel refused our
offer in favor of yours. We had to
know what he told you about us."
" Nothing! I said nothing!"
Why not just ask him?
" He would not have told us."
You have methods.
" Him, I need healthy. You present no
such problem."
Well congratulations, you got
yourselves caught. What's the next
step of your master plan?
>>2323628
>p-pet
>>2323635
ending this game......
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>2323624
Mistress Yuuka was both scary and lazy...not many other servants to be found, and Kurumi just guarded the border around the island.
>>2323621
>I just realized, shouldn't that be "expect", not "except"?
>>2323635
Erhm, congratulations, sir.
Thank you for having us?
>>2323642
Thanks for hosting and congrats
>>2323642
>that's for hosting
>>2323628
>>2323642
Congratulations, zombie man. Thank you for hosting, host.
You don't get to thank me, it was a shit game
>>2323652
*thanks
>>2323644
...Uhhh, I have no idea who you're talking about.
>>2323635
>>2323642
>>2323621
A foolish ending for a foolish game...
>>2323644
It was nothing.
>>2323658
Do I look dead to you, cat?
>>2323661
But you took your time to host for us, that's already worth a thank you.
>>2323653
>
>>2323638
Stop that.
*Blushes*
>>2323676
Don't know if you have these.
http://orig10.deviantart.net/7a62/f/2015/051/7/6/rize___url_by_sonellion-d8iskyu.jpg
http://orig15.deviantart.net/aa94/f/2015/266/d/b/rize_by_koyorin-d9an2wl.jpg
>>2323677
Was thanking me part of your plan?
>>2323565
B-but y-yyyyou h-hhhacen't m-met him y-yet...he c-could be d-dangerous..
>>2323667
Oh. Well, my mistress was an incredibly ancient and powerful youkai, with a bit of a temper.
Since it was usually just me around, I decided I'd fill in for the other roles.
...I'm still not making sense....
>>2323676
I'm not entirely sure what happened, really.
>>2323680
WORST GIRL
>>2323687
No. You thinking thanking you was part of my plan was my plan.
>>2323693
Well... yeah. I don't really have any idea what you're talking about.
>>2323690
A lot of people could be dangerous, why would that change anything?
>>2323618
Not to worry, I would never let something trivial bother me.
>>2323633
>>2323387
The mysterious stranger who said something to me just a few moments ago of course.
>>2323693
We all boarded a plane, and all of you lost your lives for nothing. Very tragic don't you think?
>>2323682
>Didn't have the grey scale one, thank you.
>>2323698
Well congratiolations, you got caught
What's the next
step of your master plan?
I SMELL A MISS. SONIA!!
>>2323716
Ah, but it is you who has been caught. For the one you were talking to was not even me. You fell right into my plan.
>>2323725
>throws brick
>>2323700
Youkai? Another word for "monster", more or less, like me.
...So strange people don't understand that here.
>>2323711
My apologies for assuming otherwise, madame.
>She changed the grip on her scythe, and curtsies
>>2323713
Oh, is that what that thing was called...? How strange, outside world technology. And I wouldn't really say "nothing". It all fun and games here, yes?
>>2323725
You mean Cheap Perfume?
>Yawns
Good morning.
>>2323725
>Pushes you back to the Incinerator.
>>2323725
You smell yourself.
>>2323729
do you think this is some kind of GAME
(guys his is not a commercial for quantum break but buy it anyways)
>>2323733
No, I didn't get any of that. Mistress, temple, time paradox. None of that stuff.
>>2323739
We /erp/ now?
I want to fuck Kazuichi Souda.
>Sonia Nevermind
>>2323748
stop playing with my feelings
>>2323734
That would be you.
>>2323725
Here we go again...
>>2323733
No, it's all pain and suffering, unless you're into that I wouln't call it fun and games.
>>2323739
(you)
>>2323740
>unlocks the incerator for him
>>2323731
>eats entire brick building
>>2323734
NO! I mean I smell God's gift to this earth, and she's here right now!
>>2323739
S-Sonia!?
>>2323740
MY PASSION FOR MISS. SONIA BURNS GREATER THAN ANY INCINERATOR OUT THERE!!
>>2323741
I-I smell like Miss. Sonia!?
>>2323744
No. But the game has just begun
>hijacks a plane
>>2323753
Make me.
>>2323711
O-oh... w-well, "shit" basically has the same meaning a-as p-p-po-poo...P-POOP! M-meaning, waste matter discharged from the bowels after food has been digested...! A-also known a-as e-excrement!
I-I'm sorry! Th-that was probably disgusting...!
>>2323750
S-SERIOUSLY!?
Do you wanna get married!?
>>2323755
WHERE IS SHE!? I KNOW SHE'S HERE!
>>2323739
Hello, ma'am.
>Again.
>>2323746
Ignore the time paradox nonsense, I barely understand it myself. It's not important at all.
>>2323755
It just seems like simple, honest fighting for fun's sake.
>>2323762
>>2323769
>kissu
Listen up morons.
I'm here in an attempt to revive some previous organization I was a part of. You may sign up for the organization if you wish to do so. I’m also checking if my old perverted boss is still around.
If you’re interested in making a change, hit us up. We were once the most powerful organization in the Hunger Games. O-Okay, maybe not, b-but we were still pretty great!
-Nudist Beach
>>2323760
Aww... stop ruining the fun, Junpei.
>>2323779
Alright. That makes it easier for me.
>>2323786
Burn the nudists moo team 4 life and what not.
>>2323768
>gets crashed
>>2323769
was playing with my feelings part of your plan?
>>2323782
I wish. It gets bring doing it yourself for so long.
>>2323786
Shut up, moron. Nobody cares about that anymore.
>>2323786
>most powerful
>>2323733
You may consider yourself forgiven.
>>2323773
Ehm, all right. I suppose that is a more than sufficient answer. Thank you for your assistance in this matter Tsumiki-san.
>>2323786
kys nepface
>>2323800
>doesn't die because is too big of a guy and goes back into hiding.
>>2323775
>Pinches eyes
Don't fucking yell at me. She's here >>2323711
>>2323711
Sonia, you lost this idiot. Take him.
>>2323779
Honest? You talk like this was some sort of sane sport, girl.
>>2323800
>>2323786
So um...how many chicks are there?
>>2323786
Most powerful organization in the games? That shows what little good alliances there must have been
>>2323786
Sure I'll join.
>>2323806
Sonia-chan! Let's get something to eat!
>>2323812
>the power of love protects his eyes from your vicious fingers
I-I know! I couldn't be any happier than I am right now!
>>2323786
That would imply that your petty organization has any chance against the forces of the Tanaka Empire and that is simply impossible, fiend.
>>2323799
YEA TEAM MOO 4 LIFE
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2323824
>>2323786
W-Who are you guys again?
>>2323818
>forgetting about the based Deadly 44
seriously
Totally relaxed about it
>>2323760
>Talks with you using the Mophogenetic field
>>2323786
Do you guys have free food?
I want to fuck Kazuichi Souda's boipucci with a horsecock strapon
>Sonia Nevermind
>>2323786
What...?
>>2323793
Essentially, I just did all the work around the mansion while my mistress slept all day.
>>2323806
Thank you, kind Miss. It's clear you're of an upstanding quality.
>>2323812
Plenty of youkai enjoy such things as a fight, I thought you humans might have made this as something similar.
>>2323835
Point taken....
>>2323802
Just. Join. Baka.
>>2323805
C-Come on, we were the best!
>>2323807
What's that supposed to mean? I wouldn't kill myself over such a dumb reason, I'm way too important.
>>2323799
I don't even know what to say to you. Live your life, I guess.
>>2323821
>>2323816
You two are hired.
>>2323818
We didn't have any alliances, w-we were just the best. Y-Yeah, that's it. You should join.
>>2323826
You should make your whole empire join Nudist Beach.
>>2323831
Ahahah! I found you, you perverted old freak! Time for work.
>>2323827
Well said champ.
>>2323835
You have big boobs
>>2323835
Ok I get it, shut up about my girl form.
>>2323840
Oh.
Uhhh... sorry you had to do that?
>>2323841
Eh? But if it's all dudes, I don't want none of that!
>>2323838
We might have, m-maybe.
>>2323840
Just sign up, it's totally worth it.
>>2323845
I can't!
>>2323841
I will not bow before trash that can't even wear clothing properly, while that is a simple part of being a human.
>>2323841
There is nothing for you to say. You know superiority when you see it.
>>2323847
You're in.
>>2323852
I want Chie to suckle on my all beef hotdoggu
>>2323834
>the what
>>2323841
Thanks for the offer but I could do better
>>2323841
You still remember our "work"?
>>2323853
I need a real answer.
Yes or no?
>>2323845
On top of it all she's a feisty redhead which makes her prime waifu material
>>2323839
I-I think you're going a bit too far there, Miss. Sonia. Why can't we make love in the missionary position with the sole purpose of procreation? Oh, and the lights have to be turned off and we have to be holding hands while doing it too.
>>2323841
The hell's wrong with you!? I'm not getting naked for some abusive "goddess"!
>>2323853
I want gear and tune-chan to be nudists
>>2323786
I'm going to decline, Miss.
>>2323812
I am not that dog's owner. I must politely decline and additionally I will ask you find him another home away from me.
>>2323840
Yes, of course. As the daughter of a royal family I was taught proper social etiquette and manners just as you would expect.
>>2323857
i'm in?!
WOO
i mean...
MOO
>>2323825
>The power of love broke Kaneki's fingers.
...You do know she tried to kill you a long time ago, right?
>>2323786
Your group has no power here, fool.
>>2323840
Death is amusing for humans when it doesn't knock at their doors, and in this place we have it loi coming onto our backs.
>>2323860
SWP's private armyjerk.
>>2323859
Me too.
>>2323855
Why not?
>>2323864
You damn well know I'm a he!
>>2323870
>>2323872
Yeah just make sure to feed Chen her daily tuna. Like that movie the Goonies and Chunk.
>>2323876
>comes to thread after crying for mu fag on k
>sees this
I just puked in my mouth
>>2323876
>I haven't really seen "SWP" and "based" together in the same context
>>2323871
...Weird, I'd swear you were "friends" with this mechanic. Same twisted class and all.
>>2323890
I'll try but I may or may not eat it myself
>>2323880
But the drowned girl you emulate isn't
>>2323880
>splashes (cold? Hot?) water and turns you into a he
>>2323871
Miss. Sonia! What kinda chocolates do you like? I hope you say nonexistent ones, because I already ate the ones I wanted to give you!
>he hands you an empty package of chocolates
>>2323874
That wasn't Miss. Sonia, that was a phony! There's no way the real Sonia Nevermind could kill someone so coldly!
>>2323849
I quite enjoyed it actually.
Oh, but neveryoumind that, none of it's important now. I'm quite unused to talking to humans....
>>2323853
With a name like that....
>>2323871
Aah...! Even I hadn't expected that much. Human royalty. Huh.
>>2323874
Ooh, it's hardly that bad, it's like a slap on the wrist here!
>>2323786
just stop
don't cover one of my good memories of this community with shit
>>2323896
She would be very displeased by that and may bite you. You have been warned
>>2323897
But I'm in control of my body.
>>2323898
Thank you.
>>2323908
I can handle it
>>2323892
>what is sarcasm
>>2323902
Right...I can't help you there.
>>2323913
>I figured
>>2323912
Iunno. Chen is rather terrifying. moo
>>2323908
>tfw hunter and moe isn't in moo team anymore
;.;
>>2323852
But I'm in there, I'm pretty cute, right?
>>2323856
No clothing makes you feel more.. f-free, yeah!
>>2323857
Exactly, Nudist Beach is too great.
>>2323860
C-Come on, I know you want to.
>>2323862
I do, come out of the shadows, we have work to do.
>>2323863
Y-Yes.
>>2323865
It's totally worth it, it makes you feel free.
>>2323867
T-That will probably not happen.. Maybe?
>>2323869
T-Tch, why?
>>2323874
Yeah it does. We have a higher chance of winning, fool.
>>2323902
It's a great name for a great organization.
>>2323903
Wow anon, you're so boring.
>>2323903
We /memories/ now?
>>2323913
forgot your sarcasm font bro
>>2323925
don't worry, i'm sure i've handled worse
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