>"Hey bro get on mic"
>Go on mic for the first time
>"You sound like a girl LMAO"
post vocaroo
say something cute
>>2322514
demanding this
is it really that time again
>>2322513
>not pretending to be a girl with your newfound girly voice
moron
>>2322513
>being underage.
You must become a healslut as is customary
>>2322513
Embrace your voice, faggot. I sound like a shitty sperg half the time and I have no problems.
I sound like a girl over a mic or through an intercom. People think I type like a girl too, apparently. I don't even know what that means.
You just kind of learn to live with it.
And then you said that you were a girl, right?
Who career about how weird your voice sounds? As long as youre hot shit and not some creep its fine.
>"hey bro get on my dick"
>get on his dick for the first time
>"You feel like a girl LMAO"
>>2322524
Fuck ahahaha
>>2322524
>knowing what a girl feels like
>being bi(pan)-sexual
>being a fucking whore
Id say just start singing but that only works for black people. Maybe pick up smoking and walk around your house screaming.
>Get on mic
>Stutter every fea seconds because of head injury from when I was 3 years old
>'LMAO you hear this retard?'
That's why I don't talk much in real life. I've been living just fine for 26 gears after, both sides are equal so it's just the speech that is mildly affected
>>2322524
>tfw they keep asking you to do it
>>2322513
Oh shit, it's that Paru.
How you're doing, faglord? Still erping on 8ch?
Give me something stupid to read and I will read it out loud on vocaroo.
>Be 25
>Talk on mic fairly frequently
>No real issues or comments about this.
>Token mature 13 year old boy is also in our guild
>He is alright but literally has the most nasal stereotypical 13 year old pre-pubscent nerd voice you can imagine.
>His character name is Malic
>Log onto vent one day
>Say "Hey guys whats up."
>Someone responds "Hey Malic not much."
>Realize he is being serious.
>Realize that my voice sounds exactly like his.
>Don't talk on vent so much as a I used too anymore and never use voice chat in random games ever again.
>>2322528
>26 gears
>>2322532
Fucking this, I recently noticed I sound just like the teenager retards I hate.
It's complicated.
>>2322533
You're the sort of faggot that makes that anon feel uncomfortable speaking around others. You didn't even make a joke, you just pointed out a typo. Kill yourself.
>>2322531
pls
>>2322531
>>2322523
Based Zach
>>2322513
Well, do you?
>>2322513
>"Hey bro get on mic"
>Go on mic for the first time
>"You sound like a girl LMAO"
>They take turns making you say lewd things and you have to say them or else they kick you off the server
>>2322531
please desu.
>>2322531
>"hey bro get on mic"
>go on the mic for the first time
>"wow you have the best voice ever you sound so cute, i think i'm falling in love with you"
why do i play games with homos all the time FUCK
>>2322540
muh dick... muy bien
>>2322513
Alex is that you?
>>2322540
that's p hot senpai
>>2322540
You loved it, you slut.
>>2322543
>pick this anime up without reading much
>turns out to be homo shit
>watch it to the end
I wish, I feel like my voice is the only thing holding me back from success other than not being funny. I'd have 5000 subsribers by now, but my voice isn't interesting, exotic, funny, or feminine.
I've got a minnesotan-accent voice that's deep enough to be distinctly masculine but not deep enough to be cool or sound good.
>get on the mic bro
>haha you sound so fucking slavic. koorva koorva sooka!
>"Hey bro get on mic"
>play with everyone until it's just us two left
>"Moan for me"
>>2322547
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2322513
F U C C B O I
T H R E A D
>>2322549
I read this as 'other than not being a furry'
Made more sense to me.
>>2322549
>I've got a minnesotan-accent
Found your problem
>be in wow raiding guild for years
>no need to speak on mic, just a rank-and-file dps
>dont need to speak to follow orders
>dont need to speak to out-dps most of the plebs in the guild
>some of them beg me for years to speak on mic
>dont want to
>more begging
>eventually give in, and say "hello" on mic
>"you sound fat"
never spoke on mic again
>>2322513
>think your voice sounds like a retarded teen with a speech impediment
>everyone thinks you've got a deep voice over mic
>>2322513
>"Hey bro get on mic"
>Go on mic for the first time
>You sound high, are you high"
>>2322548
nigga the anime is str8 garb
gotta read the VNi mean only fags would want to miss out on all the cute homo shit.
>"Hey bro get on mic"
>You are actually unable to talkfucking kill me
>>2322555
Nah, it's worse. You're thinking the accent from Fargo. It's not even that interesting, Fargo-Voice is just straight Canadian.
I'm literally from Brainerd, Minnesota and no one has that accent, it's just a boring muddle with no notable marks about it.
>>2322554
If I could draw, i'd be a "Furry" all day. Money is money, you feel me?
>>2322514
Waiting for this op.
>>2322549
>Shotaro
>micchy
>ahnk
Wuh?
>tfw I have a really deep voice
I'll never sound cute.
>>2322564
Just find something to keep you gagged, problem solved.
>>2322542
>I'm getting fucked by my own cock!
>>2322535
If you get that butthurt at a comment or voice chat in an online game youre a fucking pussy.
I'm 27 and nearly every time I talk on the phone, my family makes fun of me for sounding like a girl. Then laugh when I try to deepen my voice because I sound like I'm trying too hard.
>>2322564
you'd probably sound pretty cutewith a dick in your mouth
I'm really shy and nobody would want to hear my voice anyway.
>sound like a 12 year old
>garbage southern accent
JUST
Why is /v/ filled with so many fuqbois?
Are video games really that detrimental to your mental health?
>>2322514
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eUEkc7EScu
>>2322563
It's that 'Rider' Aesthetic.
>tfw you record voice clips for lonely dom girls for money
>>2322566
>>2322556
>"you sound fat"
I probably would have said the same thing after years of build-up.
>>2322561
Is that a magician or cop?
>>2322542
>dickgirls are fucking awesome!
>am I gay?
well..
>>2322536
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0numAoNi0DN
>>2322537
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DgfRMiXDTb
>>2322541
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KtWJH0fGhq
>>2322542
Too much
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1szGB22vgYc
R8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RzSUcLWtlg
>>2322564
Just embrace the pain and fake being a mute for so long that you start to believe it.Guys and girls both dig it, I feel like maybe they want to protect the broken bird or something, idk
>>2322577
I think it's just a girl with handcuffs, they aren't hard to get, anon.
>>2322572
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eUEkc7EScu
thats p.lewd senpai
>>2322574
Where can I find these "dom girls," for curiosity's sake.
>>2322579
>NEEGGURS
>hey bro go on mic
>no
>come on dude
>no
>etc etc
>kay
>noone talks
Every fucking time. Also noone gussed my nationality right yet. And they are surprised when i say it.
>>2322573
But Ahnk isn't a rider
>>2322580
>>2322580
oh.is it that time of day already?
Please go easy on me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s065YK1Wuhjo
>>2322582
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hLTkHxziDb
>>2322580
>but this looks like a toilet
stopped there.
>>2322580
You expect me to listen to all this shit? This isn'T audible.com
>>2322589
Nah, I didn't say he was, I said it's part of the aesthetic.
>"ANOOOON, why don't you ever say something?"
>[chat]: I don't have anything to say.
talking is bothersome.
>>2322572
i could turn you into my little bitchboy in a year flat and a full girl in 2
>>2322526
>bi=whore
Go away gayfag, you won't be getting more dick from being a cunt.
>>2322591
10/10
>>2322581
He was probably lying but there was this anon some months back, if not more, who claimed to be a mute. It was pretty cool.
>>2322585
Any place pre-ordained by fate, if you're looking for someone who's actually your own age and not 40/50 at a munch. And also interested in anything but sadist play.
Lots of normal girls are interested in being the assertive one and light SM play though, but usually hear >SM and Doms and subs and think whips, chains and faggots.
I just do it as a semi-hobby that some of the girls I've met over the years pay me for every now and then.
>go to recording properties
>turn up dem decibles
they'll never want you to talk again
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1510IJgmNAd
so is this the attention whore thread
>>2322598
Don't be talking shit about gays.
They're pure, free from lust for non-human animals. Only a gay man can truly say he is only attracted to humans.
>>2322542
>>2322603
No grills so far.
>>2322603
Yes and we talk about dicks, care to join?
>>2322600
I remember that threadI felt bad reading it because I was sitting there, pretending to not be able to do something they actually couldn't do. This is the emotional cost of trying to be a qt and having a deep voice, we all must pay our dues.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RFyCGNo9vV
>>2322607
Dicks are my favorite thing!
>>2322601
I've had 3 gf's so far and all of them were submissive and wanted me to take the initiative and do them rough.
Where do you live that girls want to be assertive?
>>2322604
You ain't fooling my you samefag.
>>2322587
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ekPXZaYgB7
>>2322609
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RFyCGNo9vV
KRUSTY!!!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A7UUM7m3p9
>>2322602
No one wants to listen to Indians anyways.
Thank god no one in this thread actually posted a vocaroo sounding like a girl or else we'd be seriously fucked.mfw I fit the criteria but I'm way too shy
>>2322556
>>2322617
bullshit
>>2322609
Hei hei.
>>2322615
i do now.
>>2322615
>tfw really deep voice
>tfw people keep thinking I'm in the witness protection program or some shit
>>2322580
Ffffffuuuuck
>>2322513
>"hey bro get on mic"
>talk
>"uh sorry to ask but are you a girl or a boy"
>mfw I'm a girl
>mfw I say I'm a boy cause I don't want special treatment faggotry
>>2322583
I wonder if she's requesting to be handcuffed, or she wants to handcuff you?
>>2322625
im a gurl btw
lol boys stop xd
>>2322625
vocaroo proof.
>>2322623
>people keep thinking I'm in the witness protection program or some shit
vocaroo right now
>>2322627
Exactly this is the reason why I do this shit, anon.
>>2322625
;^)i wish to be a girl btw
>Someone random adds me
>starts using the chat as his blog
>Anon why don't you respond?
>mfw I don't know what to say
>X is now offline
>check his steam profile
>he deleted me
this happens to me alot, why does people thinks I'm a personal blog or something?
>>2322513
>tfw people say I sound like a 40 year old chain smoker
>>2322630
you sound like a delusional tranny tbhonest
proofs it
>>2322628
I hope you get dick cancer, like really bad dick cancer
>>2322630
No anon, wearing a skirt does NOT turn you into a girl, no matter what the 4chan banner says.
>>2322597
you got some serious fetishes, i recommend you seek mental help
>>2322625
Add me in steam please
>>2322632
>why does
Anyways, people are fags. Some people don't get the memo to stop talking when you have nothing to say.
>go on mic for the first time
>german accennt
>“shit, another russian“
Hurts every time
>>2322572small hng
>>2322623
>tfw really deep voice
>tfw people keep thinking I'm a black dude>they're disappointed when I tell them I'm white
"You laugh like a hyena."
Yes, yes I do.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Xt2ToZ6pyv
>>2322635
i just wanted proof is all. sue me
>>2322579
You don't sound like a cute anime girl.
>>2322644
cute nerd voice dude
makes me want to pat you on the head or something
>>2322632
Maybe they just need to get something off their chest and use you as a hit and run blog?
A Dutch guy kept using me and a German as his blog when we were playing, but I kept making fun of him and derail him when he did it.
>>2322628
I'm on train right now, but my voice is pretty deep, especially when I play vidya cause I'm concentrating on the game so it's very monotonous as well.
>>2322634
Maybe I should become a reverse tranny tbqfh, I sure am to ugly to be a proper girl anyway
>>2322636
You can't wear skirts if your legs are fat either way
>>2322644
You sound like an elf
>>2322644
oof familia. i'm so sorry.
>>2322645
What a fucking loser.
>>2322642
>post picture in group chat
>NIGGA YOU WHITE???
>>2322611
A few were people I met online, where it's easier to know girls who are assertive with what they want, and have developed fetishes for femboys, traps and "cute" behaviour.
As per the previous responses, I think it's just luck, and being open about looking for someone assertive - the assertive dominant girls I've dated have been people I knew as friends first, but knew that anyone interested in me would have to be the one to confess, and that it was what I was interested in.
>>2322646
>Meat hanging on their face
How the fuck do they do that? Do they seriously think that they are supposed to tunnel through the damn thing when they can't use their ching chong sticks?
desu It's your fault for being a punk bitch OP
>>2322649
>thick ugly girl that plays boring games
Girl that fits on /v/?
I tip my imaginary hat to you, m'lady
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VKT2WMW1Ec
>>2322644
>listen
>ok some little shit
>I'M FUCKING 20!
I lost it so hard i'm so sorry man. I just don't know what to say
>>2322513
>tfw always had an incredibly deep voice. ever since middle school people would come up to me and ask me to read things like the movie trailer voiceover guy
>even deeper on microphones
>nobody to play vidya with so no reason to talk on mic
It's like being a wizard with a huge dick
>>2322646
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19pNVi1mmvf
>>2322632 ...
...
... not sure if you're unlucky or misinterpreting that from a lens of social ineptitude.
But talking to people about your own problems is super cathartic.
So it's a common social activity.
Listening to other people's problems is usually pretty annoying, but it's part of a give an take relationship where you have to put up with things you don't like.
The end goal, of course, is to take more than you give. Which is usually mutually possible, mind you.
>>2322547
>>2322513
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yj9TydDTLM
>>2322650
>>2322644
NOLDOR SLIME OUT
>>2322513
>"Hey bro get on mic"
>"My...mic is broken...sorry."
>Mfw I'm actually a non-native speaker and I don't want people to make fun of my accent.
>>2322657
More like fat ugly fujoshi
>>2322643
Could be worse.
I laugh like a hyena raping a monkey.
I wish i was a cute girl
>>2322611
with a sample size like that, who could argue?my gf likes to be dominant, and one of my exes liked to do it occasionally too
>>2322661
You have a nice voice. I just got some expectations when I saw a cute anime girl with your post.
>>2322664
You are a faggot
>>2322664
>girl voice
No. You're just gay.
>>2322660
>Not talking to randoms
Why not anon?
Also
>Deep voice
I am pretty jelly, my voice is right in the shit zone in the middle where no one cares either way.
>>2322666People love accents no matter how thick it isThey might not understand what you're saying sometimes if it's thick, but they love accents regardless
>>2322664
>girl voice
you just sound like a poofter
>>2322664
You don't have a girl voice, you have a faggot voice.
>everyone in a teamspeak server posting their faces
>one of them looks like a chiseled greek god
>figure I'd post mine anyway since it can't hurt
>people are surprised I'm good-looking
>girl present said "you look like the kind of guy I'd date."
>two days later she disappears and nobody knows what happened to her
Literally happens to every girl I meet.
>>2322669
iktf
>>2322666
What accent do you have?
>>2322654
I guess that makes sense. Girls who want to be the assertive one will probably make the first move as the guy would normally do. You just have to drop subtle hints you wouldn't mind being shoved up against a wall and they should come to you.
>>2322667
As long as they play vidya, unironically enjoy watching two dudes having sex but don't get any sex themselves, I guess they do fit on /v/.
>>2322661
if you're not an anime girl don't post anime girls.
>>2322664
Cali?
You sound like every fag I've ever met.
>>2322664
>like uhh
>I'm like
>So like
>like this
>like like
Ever thought about suicide?
>>2322671
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09w3atGCzTc
>>2322663
>>2322666
>tfw German accent
>aka the worst accent in this world
Fucking kill me already.
>>2322629
enjoy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03ey21ik43W
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uubdowRG6L
>>2322526
>pan-sexual
People fuck kitchenware now?
>>2322675
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JFhxWp3MV6
>>2322644
wew lad
I dont wanna laugh, thats fucking horrible
>>2322675
>People love accents no matter how thick it is
True, unless its a stereotypical southern female accent.
>>2322572
I can sort of hear the girly-ness.
I like it.
>>2322688
I've posting with my "german" accent all the time.
It's not that horrible.Japanese people find a german accent in japanese very cute.
>hey bro get on mic
>n-no thanks
>ALWAYS THE FUCKING STUTTER TYPING WITH YOU AUTISTS JUST GET THE FUCK ON MIC
>okay
>"h-h-hello"
I wish I didnt stutter so much
>>2322689
>have a guud dhey
you have the worst masculine voice.
>>2322692
CUTE
AS
FUCK
>>2322688
>>aka the worst accent in this world
Nah
>indian
>french
>slav (any of them)
>sandnigger
>spanish
>italian
>greek
All worse
German accent does suck, but it only sucks a small bit.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06visndlFCO
>>2322697
Suck more dicks for smoother voice than
>>2322644
Are you a character on Alvin and the Chipmunks?
>>2322702
Yeah, I am not all that into American accents so that is the best I can geographically place it.
>>2322703
holy fuck i couldn't even get a second in.
>despise getting on mic because my team could make a big stink about it
>always try to avoid it as much as possible
>sometimes when my team is doing bad but can still win I start telling them what I'm going to do or what I need them to do or just feed them information about enemy positions
>9/10 times it's "anon you sound exactly like [celebrity] are you [celebrity]"
>for the rest of the match someone is badgering about if I'm some celebrity no matter how many times I deny it or ignore them
>10 friend requests and 10 people I have to block
>i am that celebrity
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z44EBJIvsp
>some attention whore girl makes a threaad about herself
>called out and thread 404s
>some attention whore guy thinks making his voice soft makes him a trap makes a thread about himself
>200 replies of people figuratively sucking his dick
we /trash/ now
>>2322701
w-what about [spoiler]Brazilian[/spoiler] accent?
holy fuck I didn't even know this board was a thing wtf
>>2322724
No shit sherlock
>>2322732
newfag
>>2322732
hello. reddit.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09Dw3xyRIED
what does my voice sound like exactly? I know it's sorta deep? It's my own voice so I never really know what to think of it.
>prepare a 4 minute long vocaroo
>moved to /trash/
Well, no point posting it.
>>2322767
ugh sorry for the shitty mic too.
>>2322708
Because it is funny, and everyone does it to each other. A Canadian I play with imitates the Swedish chef when making fun of three Norwegians.
The Norwegians quote Norwegian and Swedish comedies when making fun of a Dane.
Give me something to say!
>Moved to /trash/
wew
>>2322698
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dhZYYYN3mq
>>2322700
>>2322702
T-thanks.
>>2322772
Just post it, man.
>>2322767
I almost went deaf/10.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IiFklf0Z66
>>2322794
>>2322795
>I almost went deaf/10.
I'm so sorry anon
>>2322772
Im still here anon, post it
I bet youre cute
>>2322817
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HJq6dPp0hN
>>2322851
Cute Femboy/10
>>2322795
You sound like a mumbling croat or some slavshit?
>>2322874
Wrong, tho. I'm not from eastern europe.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fi15sEYR0z
>>2322924
Spaniard?
>>2322851
Cute!
>>2322935
Spot on, it'smy pronunciation that bad?
>>2322977
Nope, it's actually pretty good and you have a cute voice. It was just the way you said lolicon that gave it away.
>>2322664
I need more of this.
>>2322990
Aw gosh, now you're being too nice, I've always tought my voice sounded weird.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0svSrFedn8C
>>2323102
Nah, it's cute.
who here /europe/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cv2C4kmxwp
>>2322560
why not use a vocaloid then?
>>2322561
>If I could draw
its a skill anyone can learn
>>2323102
Bad news. He's lying. Your accent is terrible.
>>2322550
>tfw slav
>native speakers accuse me of speaking normally so I end up rolling some "r"'s for no particular reason
>>2322668
That's kinda hot.
