Dead hours edition.
First for sexualizing goat mom
>>2318282
Seconding this
>>2318266
What in the...!
...you troublesome girl....
> grabs both of her arms, dragging her over to a nearby tree to rest on.
>puts a blanket over
>>2318282
>>2318283
Faceless ones, I know it is dead hours right now... but that is no excuse to joke around like that.
>>2318288
>Their was a lovely smile on her sleepy face. She seemed at totally peace.
>>2318294
Yeah, please keep your utters covered up thanks.
>>2318302
I did not find that funny either, child.
Rest assured I will remain completely clothed.
>>2318301
And now I have to look after you to boot...
>she sits at the tree she lays against and opens her book, reading silently
I want asriel to dominate me
>>2318307
I never said it was funny, calm down there Billy.
>>2318307
Not as bad as me. Trust me. People want to have me suffer death by snu-snu and draw about it.
I told myself, "you GOAT to be KIDding me!" and TIED THEM UP and locked them in jail for depicting a royal as dead pre-mortum.
Would you rather take more fucked up 12 of 1 guy vs 12 of another guy with maybe a few more fags slapped in? Or just keep on going on with the death thing?
>>2318332
I still do not understand how I am mistaken for a cow.
I think my features are much more like a goat than anything else.
>>2318337
...That is....infinitely worse!
I am sorry you have to witness such things. This internet can be so cruel at times...
>>2318346
It's probably because you're so... Uh how do I put this? ...Thick? Goats are a lot smaller.
>>2318360
Ugh..
>>2318351
Thick as in fat?
Oh dear... I did not think I put on that much weight lately..!
Perhaps I should try to diet.
>>2318351
Staring up a furry are we~
I didn't know you liked it like that Kyoko.
>Snickers
>>2318346
I tried lightening it up with a couple puns there, but I guess I GOAT only so far. Ah well, that perv's just another lamb to the slaughter now.
>>2318351
A footfag turned furry, now this is something new.
>>2318362
I didn't say fat... You're just Thick! Goats aren't very thick... at least not the ones that I've seen.
>>2318362
They're just saying that you got hips that don't lie. Maybe you might also have baby fat, I suggest less short-term energy and more long-term. Ironically, less carbs, like dough and stuff, and more fat.
>>2318367
>>2318375
You idiots are joking, right?
>>2318385
No need to hide it, we're happy you admit it now. It's funny.
>>2318385
dont fight it. join the darkside
>>2318385
I'm just being a little bitch, but I don't know about the anon~
>>2318388
I'll fucking murder you LF, this is too far. I'm not a furry!
>>2318368
Oh? Ohohoho....
>giggle
I am ashamed I did not catch those right away! Very sharp, young one~.
>>2318376
?
>rubs her own head
Ahh.... Okay then...
I will have to figure out the difference later.
>>2318375
>>2318367
Now, now... one conversation is not enough to make a judgement like that!
Be kinder to Kyouko, she seems like a very nice woman indeed.
>>2318378
Ah.. cutting back on all this pie would be a good idea then.
Oh well. I have been meaning to try my hand at other recipes.
>>2318385
What's next? You gonna start staring at her hooves?
>>2318375
what would that make a furry footfag?
a pawfag or someshit?
>>2318396
Try me kid. I'll call you the furryfeetfag from now on.
>>2318401
>one off
>>2318399
But she's so fun to mess with!
>>2318401
>>2318393
>>2318401
>>2318404
YAMERU
>>2318401
If dubs. You host midnight channel.
>>2318399
There's a difference, don't worry about it too much. You can help me kill these anons, Adachi and Maria though.
>>2318394
>>2318401
I hate you both.
HAAAH......
>>2318424
kyoko the pawfag is now canon
>>2318415
>>2318424
Oh, my...
>>2318431
It's not.
>>2318436
is too
>>2318424
Oh dear... not here you mean!
As infuriated as you are, it would be wrong to kill them here.
Perhaps when another game starts, we can team up together. How about that, Kyouko?
>>2318414
That is no excuse.
I am sure you would not want some of your own secrets or embarrassing moments told to everyone here, would you?
Now apologize to her.
>>2318436
Kyoko would you like some sausage?
>>2318434
Woah, Aikawa let you out of his basement for the day? Lucky you!
>>2318440
Is not.
>>2318442
I'd rather just kill them all, nothin wrong with that.
>>2318444
>>2318439
It's time to stop.
>>2318424
Hey I was only messing with you baka.
>>2318442
Well I have all those moments recorded and have shown plenty of people, and I'll do it sheesh.
>>2318448
is too
>>2318449
>>2318448
Why would I stop? This is just the beginning, there's still plenty who would like to hear this news :v)
Oh, please, all of you!
You're making such a big deal about this.
>>2318448
It would be wrong to take their lives over something so trivial. This is a simple misunderstanding, and it can be resolved with communication. Now...
>>2318436
Kyouko, let's settle this right now.
>she bends down
You do not harbor any feelings towards me whatsoever, is that right?
>>2318448
I can't hear you over the sound of me being creative
>>2318448
He wishes... I heard about your attraction for non-human mammals... why don't you tell me more?
>>2318448
please host
>>2318463
Kirigiri, I'll gut you in front of your hamster screwing boyfriend.
>>2318464
Is pissed off a feeling? I try to be a little nice and not call you the fat cow you are and I gotta deal with all this crap. Thanks a lot!
>>2318467
It's not a thing, end of discussion.
>>2318465
Go be creative somewhere else you weirdo, besides, sausages on strings is not creative.
>>2318454
Dear me...
Well, she is not you, Maria.
But thank you for apologizing.
>>2318468
You can't just call me a furfag and then ask me to host Bozo.
>>2318480
Oh... Oh my.
I... apologize for the trouble I caused you, young one. Those insulting comments aside, I understand. I'll leave you alone now.
>>2318486
What if we ask you to host and only call you a furfag after it?
>>2318480
Will you like me if I wear this dead deer? You are a furfag after all.
>>2318480
Ok then... looks like I hit a nerve... I'll watch you in the background then...
>>2318486
I'm not calling you a furfag. Now dear Shion will you please be so kind to host?
>>2318480
Feel free to try and seal that case, but for the time being the only trace and evidence lie in your hands.... I mean... Paws? Yes, that should be the correct term knowing the sudden increase of proof making this near factual...
>>2318490
>>2318495
No deal
Tapping out, I can't handle the bantz. Goodnight.
>>2318504
Do sleep well.
Again, I apologize.
>>2318504
YOU'RE FIRED SHION
YOU'RE FUCKING FIRED YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING FURFAG
I WILL MAKE A CHEESE SANDWICH ON YOUR HEAD AND PRETEND I'M MAKING GRILLED CHEESE
>>2318514
Its not your fault mother goat.
>>2318514
Where are your udders? I want to suck those teets of yours
>tfw an actual furry footfag
>tfw not shion
>tfw glad nobody will find out who my ava is
>>2318532
>LF
>>2318504
Hmm, seems I might have to tracj down the culprit if you truly decide to pull the trigger...
>>2318534
Nice meme
>>2318535
*trace
Fuck this iphone.
>>2318524
No, part of this is my fault for interacting with her in such a way.
Poor dear.
>>2318526
I do not have "udders". And I am not going to show you their equivalent.
>>2318546
I'll pretend this cow is you
baaaah baaaah
holy fuck this is amazing
>>2318550
...
Um.
Well, do....enjoy yourself.
>>2318550
>>2318551
MMMM IT'S SO GOOD
IT'S ALMOST AS GOOD AS JACKING OFF AN ELEPHANT
I feel like the whole sexualising goat mom has really... Goat out of hand.
I just wanna fucking die.
>>2318556
>>2318551
>rubs sausage against your faces
LOOK AT ME
I'M RUBBING MY DICK ON YOUR FACE
>>2318556
Ohoh.... You're a little late for that one, but it's still appreciated.
>>2318555
>>2318567
You...are getting help for the problems you no doubt have, yes?
I hope you get better soon.
>>2318561
Now now... don't talk like that.
What's bothering you today, faceless one?
>>2318577
My only problem is I haven't sucked your goat teets yet
>>2318567
This is the wurst feeling...
Yuno host please
>>2318584
she died
>>2318577
Sorry I was late.
I was having a cat nap.
I actually haven't been feline that well so I needed some sleep.
>>2318588
Yuno funeral games when?
>>2318580
LOOK AT MY HOOVES
LOOK AT MY HOOVES
I WISH SHION WAS HERE TO LOOK AT MY HOOVES
LOOK AT THEM SHION
YOU LOVE MY HOOVES
>>2318595
Hehehe!
Oh, but aren't you a clever one?
Tell me, are you in a more...pawsitive mood now that you've had rest?
>>2318605
but toriel doesnt have hooves, she has paws
>>2318612
I'M SUCH A FAILURE I SHOULD JUST BLOW MY BRAINS OUT
>tfw no motivation to host
>tfw no real desire to post
>tfw don't wanna quit
I exist in HG limbo.
>>2318606
I'm feeling purrfect now.
Infact I'm paw-sitive if I didn't have my cat nap it would have been a cat-astrophe.
>>2318612
This anonymous one is correct.
>tfw I missed my chance to tease more with this
>>2318623
Ok Mion.
>>2318623
>gives pancakes
>>2318629
Ok, literally who.
>>2318630
Them's good pancakes.
>>2318623
>>2318625
>time for lick
>>2318625
>>2318620
>>2318612
SHE'S NOT A GOAT THEN GOATS HAVE HOOVES!
HOOVES!
O
O
V
E
S
!
YOU'RE A FAKE GOAT
BUT WAIT I FOUND A MAGICAL ITEM THAT CAN TURN YOU INTO A REAL GOAT WITH REAL HOOVES!
REAL HOOVES!
>>2318634
No deal. Now stop posting russian propoganda.
>>2318637
Half past lick
>>2318624
>* Toriel has gone from giggling to full-out laughter.
Ahaha... You are clever indeed!
My respect goes to you, child! Hehe...
Dare I say, you are quite the cat-ch.
>>2318641
shes an antromorphic goat
so like... part goat part human
>>2318648
I'M PART ZEBRA AND PART HUMAN!
LOOK AT MY HOOVES!
THEY'RE GOING TAPPITY-TAP-TAP!
TAP TAP TAP
>>2318644
It's actually anti-Russian , Anon.
>>2318652
yeah but you're like, a centaur which is literally part human and part zebra
but shes like, them fully fused
like an animal costume
>tfw you will never get to see shion lick some big sweaty paws
>>2318294
you know where you are? do you really fucking know where that fuck you are?
you're not on /co/. you're not on /pol/. not even /b/.
you are literally inside the trashcan of 4chan. the trash of the ass of the internet. any lower would quite literally be the deep web.
>>2318658
WHY NOT JUST BE A CENTAUR TOO? DOES SHE NOT WANT TO HAVE HOOOOOVES?
OH FIDDLESTICKS THE PRODUCER IS LOOKING AT ME ANGRILY I NEED TO PROMOTE MY SHOW
REMEMBER TO WATCH "ZEBRAS IN AMERICA" AT 9PM ON BET AND COMEDY CENTRAL
>>2318667
I don't think she has the ability to choose what body she has
PLANT BOY AWAY
I'M OFF TO FIND A REAL GOAT AND LICK HER HOOVES
I'LL NAME HER SHION
HAAAAAH......
>>2318647
I get that alot.
I'm constantly told I'm the coolest cat in Paris.
I probably should work towards my love but unfortunately I'm quite the pro-cat-stinator.
>>2318680
What happens at the end of all this
I want to know
>>2318682
Oho? And what is that love you are working towards?
NGW
>>2318694
Never
>>2318682
by god is Cat Noire adorable
>>2318689
My lady.
Miss ladybug. She is the one I care.
As much as I may bug her, shes still spot on for me.
>>2318704
L-Ladybug?
>>2318705
Aww. That is too cute~.
I hope things will turn out well for you, child.
Can I know the name of this cat that is clawing his way to her heart?
>>2318717
S-Sanya?
>>2318736
I-in my clit?
>>2318745
T-that's a nice penis
>Mfw deliberately not hosting to see how dead it gets.
>>2318724
Ahh, my name is Chat Noir.
But some call me Cat Noir instead.
It's quite a cat-ching name so I don't diminish it.
>>2318736
H-Hawkmoth?
>>2318753
>>2318753
Still not dead enough.
>>2318753
>Mfw not hosting because my internet is essentially Dojima's wife.
>>2318753
>We have to go deeper.
>tfw I vandalize a Denny restaurant
>>2318757
Greetings, Cat Noir.
I am Toriel, and it is a pleasure indeed to meet you!
>she holds out her paw to you
Especially after your...punderful performance~.
>>2318774
Hamburgah?
>>2318774
Unforgivable.
>>2318781
Well...
>He gets on a knee and kisses her paw
I live to paw-lease
>>2318753
>Mfw I'm going to ruin your plan
>>2318817
And if you somehow didn't get what I am saying, there will be a game soon.
>>2318814
Oh... Oh my!
>she laughs a little
Such a charmer, too.
I imagine you are very popular with the ladies.
>>2319988