/pfg/ Dendrophilia General
Plants Are For ____ Edition
Here, we fuck plants, dream of fucking plants, and discuss real world plants and games, animations, and comics with sexy plant creatures in them.
>Booru
http://plantfucker.booru.org
Everyone is welcome to join us.
first for bugs r gay
Second for PvZ: Garden Waifu 2
Third for petey
>>2296285
that vagina placement bugs me
nice tits tho
>>2294716
but is Leavanny a bug or a plant
we need more digimon
>>2294899
best waifu
>>2296855
>is Leavanny a bug or a plant
Yes.
>>2293626
While not exactly what I asked for, it's nice to see my request got finished.
>>2298146
I like it :3
>>2298146
yeah, I didn't actually make it a flowerbed did I?
whoops, glad you like it though
If you were to care for a plant, giving it water and sunlight and all of the things that it would normally need, but also went and jizzed in it's soil regularly, would that have any effect on the plant? I need to know for hypothetical reasons.
>>2299347
There are a wide array of materials in semen
>Calcium
>Chloride
>Citrate
>Fructose
>Glucose
>Lactic acid
>Magnesium
>Potassium
>Protein
>Sodium
>Urea
>Zinc
A good majority of which are wonderful for plants and soil.
However, the amounts in semen may be slightly too much, make certain not to overdo it.
>>2299347
Is this for science?
>>2299455
Yeah, science...
Actually, it might be interesting to get two plants so I can raise one normally while using her sister as a cum dumpster, for science. Ideally I'd actually want larger sample sizes for both the control and the cum dumpster groups, as well as a variety of volunteers to jizz on the plants to get a better average effect and reduce any inaccurate measurements caused by potential anomalies in the consistency of any one person's semen.
Do you think I could get government funding for this?
>>2300051
www.obamalistens.gov.exe
>>2299455
>>2300051
Six months later:
>www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/study-into-symbiotic-insertion-of-semen-in-plants
>"After vigorous and repeated testing, my colleagues and I have found not only the positive health effects of semen on plant life due to its nutrient content, but also a comprehensive list of the most effective plant species for masturbation stimuli. We believe these results will have a significant impact of botanical studies and stress relief not only in residential gardens but also among the greater plant communities, such as in public gardens and parks.
>>2293626
Plants Are For Bee Fuck
>>2294899
>tfw my pvz waifu have no lewds
>>2300539
what about bugs getting fucked by trees?
https://youtu.be/rMp9yDhPyag?t=31
>>2301948
>"just stop fucking me!! "
but yes, that is also a correct answer
>>2301948
who is your pvz waifu
>>2301948
>Stop fucking me!!
>Love hearts
Something tells me she is lying
>>2302009
>Back when Mondo used to be good
I miss it, but why?
>>2302106
because dendrophilia joke
(or were you asking why you missed it?)
>>2302009
whoops, unicode hearts arent showing up in my quote
>>2302131
Oh, that.
Yeah, I got it. It just kinda flew over in how it related to the thread, whoops.
>>2301948
>what about bugs getting fucked by trees?
then we've come full circle
>>2302624
If you mean you are asking the first post to the second poster, I've never played it. Wrong guy.
>>2302042
>>2302624
Oh sorry anon
Its Rose, she is just so Smug and cute
I dunno why i like Smug so much but i just do
She is one of the reasons of why i want to learn how to draw lewds, but i will also need to get a scanner first
>>2302853
What the fuck did I just read, cause that is a painful picture.
>2 direct Undertale references
>>2303306
but memes = funny
I think it is a parody of the Pick A Knight image
can we see some more
>>2299083
>>2299089
>>2299095
you missed one
>>2304520
BIG
>>2305021
FLOWER
>>2305052
PETALS
>>2305084
MAKE
>>2305114
HARD
>>2305133
BLOW
>>2302853
Rose is a cutie
Maybe i'll do somethin
Got anything in mind?
>>2305278
Not him, but getting dicked by a Gargantuar?
>>2305409
I dunno about that one. It's plants vs zombies not plants x zombies.
Who would want their pretty waifu deflowered by zombie dick?
I'd let her suck all of my blood and kill me
>>2303306
I know, this image was made for pure shitposting but the PvZ threads on /v/ are kinda confy so i never used it
>>2305278
I would love something like >>2299121 but anything is fine honestly, just pls, no zombies
>>2305798
How could you say no? She's too adorable.
>>2308488
Trevenent needs to stay male/as the BBC to pokeflorae, tbqh
>>2310874
>Not wanting some bark with your bite
>>2305681
yea who would want that?
that's BLASPHEMY
Three in one
>>2313843
Maractus is cute!
CUTE!
>>2314719
Something is wrong with that shygal.
She has like a really pronounced tailbone.
>>2315139
Still my favorite request, just something about the art style, nnf.
>tfw barely any deku princess
>>2315730
>Deku Nuts tho
>>2310874
are you saying trevenant can't be a pretty girl?
>>2316851
lolwut.jpg
>no flowey
>>2318269
If only
Pansers
>>2318286
I meant, in the thread.
>>2318352
I was replying to your picture
>>2318365
Well this string of posts was just a trainwreck.
>>2318380
>niggers
fucking kill the thing
flat out disgusting
>>2305798
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdeY3lWHeYE
>>2317392
i want to pluck that pothole of her's
>>2318380
BLACKED
>>2316586
Damn gurl
>>2316851
Bird and plant friendship
>>2321764
WOAH!
>>2293626
Does this AI speaking through a plant puppet arouse you?
obligatory
>>2328550
Save'd
>>2329596
>that genuine and cute sunflora smile
Is it possible to get a boner from a smile alone?
![tumblr_o5hsyaCQaw1v1616fo1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/tl2L60v.png "tumblr_o5hsyaCQaw1v1616fo1_1280[1].png")
>>2329893
This is a thread about fucking plants and you're confused about a smile boner?
comeon mang, you should know by now that nothing has to make sense
![tumblr_o5hsyaCQaw1v1616fo2_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/DLk3IiC.png "tumblr_o5hsyaCQaw1v1616fo2_1280[1].png")
>>2329952
>>2329893
I've had my dick erected from smiles plenty of times
I want to serve a root job for best plant
writefags when
I unfortunately can't get off to pictures.
I have an idea for a picture. it'll be a parody of the doom cover with a plants vs zombies theme. title would be called "BLOOM"
>>2306643
rose is cute, not sure if i captured her smugness enough.
Might finish a few of them, if anybody's got a favorite speak up i suppose
>>2331776
We could always use more vamp.
>>2331776
Holy shit dude, Smug/10
Keep up the good work, looking foward to it
Also, i kinda want to see something with the 3 OCs, you know, the Pumpkin, mushroom hat and the purple one from last thread.
i would try to make something but i am still trying to learn how to draw lewds and stuff
Is it hip to fuck plants
>>2328550
That humanized sunflower looks familiar.
>>2333819
>tfw Vinny's fanbase made him hate the orginal vine waifu
>Tfw Is it hip to fuck bees is making more and more bug porn
>Tfw no love for cute mushrooms
>>2333881
>>2333875
what about this humanized flower?
>>2334036
Pretty cute
>>2334036
she sucks
>>2336745
dick
>>2331281
I'll think about it in a bit anon.
I've been a bit down because I can't help but repeat the same things over and over in writing.
I'll wrack my brain to write something soon.
>>2339284
>>2339719
Digimon partner romance?
Is greentext stuff still a thing?
>>2340499
Yes. And they're still hot.
>>2340147
not enough digimon
>>2329965
What do you think her nectar tastes like, bros?
>>2340499
Aw, i was expecting some gushy plant loving and it ended up as rape
Gross
>>2342842
Very sweet and kinda like blood
>>2342886
Cuties with a biting fetish are my fetish, so count me in. I like a little kink in the works, so I think we'd be able to throw a nice rough and tumble ;)
>>2316586
H I P S
I
P
S
I think I dig the silver makeup. I have red too, but it wasn't as suitable...
>>2343150
The silver cheeks look good, lips are a little slutty though
>>2343150
lips dont really look good
here's my vamp
>>2304520
We need moar fat plants.
http://files3.swfchan.com/Tending%20to%20Bowser%27s%20Garden%20by%20FAisforPORN%20%28MaleLudwigVonKoopaPiranhaPlantAnimationCumInsideOrgasmOral%29.swf?%3C914658472-48350593920-8447986092
>>2345800
Here is a webm version instead of swf.
Have you guys heard this?
>>2345925
>thusting into just the lips
>entire rest of the mouth just kinda there doing nothing
Kinda bugs me honestly
>>2348308
Fuck yeah my nigga, one of my favorite albums at all, seriously. There's just something about it that makes me want to listen to it when I'm sad, happy, love playing it for friends that haven't heard it, can't imagine too many things atleast one track wouldn't fit in somewhere as an OST.
Fucking love it, one of the best albums I've ever picked up from /mu/.
![6a3da976781e6f8c709b7960ee583f44[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/6B4L3zm.png "6a3da976781e6f8c709b7960ee583f44[1].png")
>>2348658
>blue/red nipples
every time
>>2349266
It's good stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUYM5WNdNGc
I'm gonna need something of this tree witch eventualy
![wijcadxr3rjzpzafjdwr[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/WBtjT5d.gif "wijcadxr3rjzpzafjdwr[1].gif")
>>2349275
>>2349795
This movie is stupendously awful, like how do you even make something that's that bad
t. saw it in theaters for shits
>>2354972
Noice.
>>2356644
>you will never milk Roserade
Fuck this gay earth
>>2356562
>you'll never hang out with your friend and jerk off on some flowers in your garden
>you'll never laugh as you both cum all over a flower and lean in to kiss each other as a joke
>>2357469
haha i get it
>>2357469
those dicks are green tho
>>2357719
?
isn't that normal?
![a3fd059b09ce0134b74d8b2a9e21440f[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/JW8rpOj.png "a3fd059b09ce0134b74d8b2a9e21440f[1].png")
>>2357499
I like overalls flower
>>2358380
Everyone likes overall flower, anon, it combines the two cutest things.
How can real women even compete
>>2358580
they can't because they're real and the characters depicted here are not.
>>2358380
Innocent looks. Closet freak. She'll ride your dick raw.
>>2354972
>Leaf eyebrows
I'm not sure if that's brilliant or hilarious.
>>2361420
>you will never be as cool as the real dude
>>2362286
>got the 11 packs on PvZ Heroes
>wanting Chompers or best girl Rose
>all i got is this fucker and 2 Zombies
>"not what i wanted but he can't be that bad"
>Neutral/Defensive
Fucking hell, at least i got rose on the next 11 packs
>>2331776
>Rose is a Plant-fu
>Plant-fu
>Plant Waifu
They know
>>2364846
Do you play GW2?
>>2365005
I got the game for PC but my PC is fucking shit and i can't play it, i am gonna get a new one soon tho
Is the game multi player only or there is also a single player mode?
>>2366316
>>2365181
There's a small campaign for both sides. Leaves a decent bit to be desired but the main attraction is obviously the multiplayer. The zombies need a solid nerfing however. Super Brainz and the Imp are retarded OP
>>2364846
You fuckers kept requesting for vampire sunflower on my ask box but you kept the actual babe hidden from me.
Shame on you.
>>2366950
Damn son
>>2366950
cute
>>2366950
Good shit mang
Solar flare is cute
>>2367182
Don't get me wrong, I love cacti, but
>getting needled in the dick
>>2367201
Worth it.
>>2367216
Proof?
>>2366950
very nice
well let's be honest here vampire is just too hot
snivy is a plant right?
>>2367590
Yes.
![c27a707c570c15658801d3699d9d09b3[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/6EZOxY6.png "c27a707c570c15658801d3699d9d09b3[1].png")
>>2367590
Close enough, especially with the leaf tails
Florges technically isn't even a plant, it just dresses like one, but nobody seems to mind.
![tumblr_o1vrz5LPxY1v3hfzao2_r1_1280[2].gif](https://i.imgur.com/0Vlst49.gif "tumblr_o1vrz5LPxY1v3hfzao2_r1_1280[2].gif")
>>2367590
I'd say so, what with the leaf tails
would you?
Oldie but a goodie. Story at source.
http://woot.iiichan.net/index.php?image=272
>>2368619
this one is kinda hot
>tfw no plant grove
>>2368655
Damn you got my hopes up that iiichan came back.
This thread needs more male plants/gay plants.
>>2369715
I wouldn't be opposed.
Flowers/plants seem to carry a feminine vibe by default, so there's way more female stuff
>>2369715
If you can find it you can post it.
>>2369715
>>2370685
You sir, are glorious
Do plants cum semen? Or some kind of pollen stuff?
>>2371328
Nectar.
>>2366950
plantpenetrator is that you?
why the fuck are you now discovering PvZ?
>>2368430
Why is there a cupcake on her head
>>2373519
For an after fuck snack.
New Panser pic
where's the impregnation art
How can I fap to plants if I can't fap to impregnating one
>>2373979
Probably because plants don't reproduce that way
>>2374096
Fantasties are Fantasties, I can't help it.
And besides, everything's possible in the world of fiction.
>>2374388
of course, i'm just sayin it's probably part of why it's rare
What do anthro plants give birth to?
Seeds or live young?
Do they have to be planted or can they just go about?
>>2374679
Something like a seed egg
I dunno
> Long shaft in the middle of the flower is called a pistil
> The dick-shaped organ is the female part of the flower
> SO many possibilities with this
any drawfags taking requests?
>>2374949
You could throw one out there but I may or may not get to it anytime soon
>>2374994
it's cool, at least I know that you heard it
I was wondering if you could draw a highly underappreciated plant waifu: Rose
there are 2 requests that you can choose from, one is regular rose giving lewd looks to the gardener, all the while moving her hands up and down her wand doing the ball fondling motion with her other hand.
The other request would be a humanized Rose getting fucked by goat doggy style with cum dripping out of her pussy.
if you can't do it then it's totally fine, i understand
>>2375132
I just did a buncha silly rose sketches the other day, but that first idea is pretty good. I'll keep it in mind tomarrow, if i'm feelin it i'll do it.
