Welcome back to the Tower.
Make yourselves at home, but not too much.
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>2291194
>>2291226
Thanks for the game Raven!
Think that will do it for me tonight, Nighto everyone, enjoy the games!
I died.
Best game ever.
>>2291226
>infiltrates the tower
And the stats.
Thank you all for participating. For whom this applies: you're most welcome.
If there happens to be another host ready, you may proceed. Otherwise, continue to share your images of ill repute.
>TRASHES THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLACE AND STORMS OUT
FUCKING
RIGS
STOP THINKING YOU'RE ROLLINS
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGS
FUCKING DANGAN LOVER
STOP RIGGING THE GAME AGAINST ME
DOWN WITH THE MACHINE
>>2291226
>Goes into every individual room and steals multiple household objects for herself
>>2291247
Oh and before you go.
>throws a pie to your clothing
Good night and have a nice sleep.
>>2291261
>>2291178
Test magic on, huh? You from the Architech Academy or somethin'?
>>2291194
Congratulations, Matsuda, and thanks for hostin', Raven.
>>2291226
Peculiar lookin' tower, huh? Reckon it holds a fair bit of interestin' memorabilia.
>>2291261
>Places a tv nearby
Give in to the rage Adachi
>>2291261
You know, I just want to see you mad now. Is this a good time to tell you that Dangans have now won 10 of these?
>>2291280
D A N G A N S
>>2291280
Dangan lover confirmed.
>>2291212
In my defense, violence is one of my favorite things to do.
>>2291280
No no it isn't, do you even see the level of salt he is intaking right now.
>>2291219
...I appreciated the gesture.
>>2291214
I'm liking them less the more I hear of them.
Sorry to bring this up again for you.
>>2291261
What a child.
>>2291271
I've never heard of such a thing. I'm self-taught in magic. Since I was very young.
Hence the book I carry with me.
>>2291286
Maybe you're the Dangan lover. Perhaps if you'd just kill them, they wouldn't have won so many.
>>2291299
I'm sure he knows to see his cardiologist.
we ded
>>2291295
I guess being a magical girl really was the perfect job for you. Maybe you should try playing more violent video games or something.
>>2291226
Well, this place seems neat.
>Keeps out of anywhere sensitive
>>2291247
Have a good'un, Miss Miku.
>>2291300
Ehehe...sorry 'bout that. Didn't even realize there was anythin' wrong until I heard a conversation 'round what was apparently one'a my birthdays....Then I kinda snapped. Punched my brother's nose in, an'...stampeded every animal on th'farm straight out an' went with 'em.
>She laughs, grinning broadly
>>2291310
Playing Dark Souls 3 sorry.
So yeah... I died.
>>2291300
Yeah... I apereciated that I actually got to hug someone other than my brother.
>>2291300
Self-taught, eh? Impressive. Not many people have the patience for that sorta thing nowadays.
>>2291320
>tfw no pc or midnight releases for Dark souls 3
>>2291310
We aren't that lucky...
>>2291226
>Bashes several windows
>>2291312
Aw come on, and here was I was, thinking you'd agree to box me or somethin! What a buzzkill.
>>2291340
>gives lollipop
>>2291351
First 24.
>>2291333
>tfw I died 2 times to Ludex Gundyr
It's not even funny.
>>2291355
Furry Porn
>>2291355
Ded after Souls Ross
>>2291267
Fuck off, Drake.
Your music is shit and the only people that enjoy have poor taste and should drink a concoction of draino and bleach.
>>2291279
I'm about 5 minutes from doing so.
>>2291299
You can go eat a dick too, you and all your stupid little buddies.
>>2291300
How about I slap you the fuck around, bash your head against a TV, and then toss you inside that fucking TV?
>>2291309
Fuck Dangans, I don't give one single shit about those stupid fucks. UNLIKE YOU, AND YOUR SHITTY OBSESSION FOR MAKING THEM WIN! SCREW YOU AND YOUR DANGAN OBSESSION, RAVEN. JUST SCREW IT ALL
AND YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED IN MY FORT EVER AGAIN, YOU RIGGING DANGAN LOVING WHORE!
>>2291340
Box? I don't even know to do that. Besides, there are boxing games on computers, or so I heard.
>>2291355
Dwight
>>2291355
Assuming this isn't bait.
Negan
>>2291358
I-I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS. STOP SPOILING IT SCREEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2291355
ANGRY NITO
>>2291366
>>2291355
Edea Lee
>>2291355
Marie Poppo
>>2291355
Fox McCloud
>>2291355
Aussa
>>2291355
Jesse McCree
>>2291376
YOU'LL SEE!
I DID NOT SPOIL YOU THE GAMEPLAY!
>>2291355
Touko Fukawa
>>2291317
Hmph, you're not the one that needs to apologize.
>quiet chuckle
that was a little...drastic. But it turned out for the better, so whatever.
>>2291330
Why, thank you.
I'd imagine it takes some form of skill to use... whatever those are you're holding.
>>2291366
I'm not intimidated by you. You're pathetic if you think that's scary coming from an adult equivalent of a child's hissy fit.
>>2291355
Patchouli
>>2291355
Maria and Harusame
>>2291355
FUCKING ADACHI
>>2291355
Decker
>>2291366
That sounds more like your line of work.
>>2291368
What do you mean you don't know how? All you gotta do is throw punches and dodge. Don't be such a baby.
>>2291355
Empress
>>2291355
Wolf O'Donnell
>>2291355
Papi the harpy
>>2291323
Plenty of other people seem more... affectionate here than me.
>>2291355
Eggman-kun
>>2291355
Morrigan
>>2291403
That sounds more like assault than anything else. I don't want either of us to get hurt.
>>2291355
Krystal
>>2291394
Blow it out your ass and go fuck yourself, then proceed to lay down in front of a steam roller.
>>2291399
Says the guy that looks like he's a closet homosexual with the lust for BBC.
Maybe you'll find your bull tomorrow.
>>2291425
>Stare
3 more.
>>2291394
Most folks say they deserve worse. Frankly, I'm sort skimpin' on details.
>>2291439
Bray Wyatt
>>2291355
Naota
>>2291439
Nymphs ass
>>2291439
Flame Champion
>>2291429
>>2291387
Well, seems we've got a reunion on our hands.
>>2291427
Uuuuugh, fine! You're such a prude sometimes you know that? Lucky for you I'm tired anyways.. Tuck me iiiiiin.
>>2291432
Adachi goin' at it! Atta' boy!
>>2291414
I know, but you seem more distant. So, I want to close the gap between you and me.
>>2291387
>>2291407
>>2291433
>>2291394
Oh, you bet. This is the greatest handgun ever made. The Peacekeeper. Six bullets...more than enough to kill anythin' that moves.
Roster.
>>2291432
Kill yourself adachi. Or better yet go back to murdering women because they laughed at your pecker
>>2291482
I am not a farmer, so why do I have t-to be with that cow woman?
>>2291482
Poppo can't wait! Poppopopopopo!
>>2291482
Ah shit, really? With him?
>>2291482
Lookin' good. Aussa, huh? Well, Aussa, justice ain't gonna dispense itself. Let's go!
>>2291494
Patchouli is not a cow she is a PRECIOUS LITTLE FLOWER
YOU SHOULD BE HONORED
>>2291459
That's old news. Good to have you back, you old bastard.
>>2291433
>>2291469
why am I not surprised?
>>2291459
An awkward one to say the least
>>2291462
...You want to know more about me. D-don't word it so weirdly.
Fair enough.
>>2291482
>>2291393
...I doubt this district will turn out well, but alright.
>>2291449
They do, but that hardly is worth going back to do.
I don't really need the whole story.
>>2291478
Bullets, hm?
So you don't need magic for those anymore...
Interesting invention.
>she opens her book and starts to write
You called it a "handgun"? The Peacekeeper?
>>2291460
I'm not your personal maid, do it yourself. I hope you don't wake up and look for fights tomorrow.
>>2291482
I hear no request of swaps so lets go.
>>2291486
You should get your facts right before you talk, you Carmen Sandiego wanna be fuck. I threw them inside a TV because they rejected my advances, I didn't even give them a chance to show them my dick. Fucking bitches.
Now if you keep talking shit, you're gonna get hit and it's gonna be a hard one. I don't even know if you're going to be breathing afterwards, so proceed to SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH before I SHUT IT FOR YOU.
>>2291482
Well sir, looks like we're teammates. Let's get going.
>>2291516
Also that too.
>>2291521
Sounds like a good time.. If I still need a fight I'll just run into the arena and dropkick you, alright? Night.
>>2291522
Thanks for hosting anon dude, see ya later.
>>2291506
Fine she is not a cow...more l-like a pig...I bet she goes oink oink all night.
>>2291522
Wonderful...I will die from exhaustion halfway anyway...
>>2291522
Po...
>>2291522
>
>>2291504
>>2291482
Justice? Whatnow?
>>2291516
Hehe, yeah, sorry for troublin' ya with it. Admittedly...hehe, sorta another thing me an' Sakuya bonded over.
>>2291506
I can defend myself, thank you.
>>2291494
Hmph. If you weren't such a stuttering mess I wouldn't think so lowly of you.
>>2291522
... A nice change of pace~.
>>2291530
Is it not the same th-
..Nevermind.
I mean to say I don't mind if we learnt more about each other.
>>2291522
Y-yeah! That's right, this stuff is mine!
>>2291542
>>2291541
Guaaah! Hey, wait a minute! Who are you!? Where are we going!?
>>2291535
No, never do that, ever. Goodnight.
>>2291507
You're half right.
I ain't old.
>>2291514
Naw. That's a load. It's only awkward if ya let it be.
>>2291542
Poppo need to drink too!
>>2291542
...of all ways Fox-
>>2291542
First y-you have to find it...
nice view
>>2291547
It would be great to learn more about each other. Oh man! I can't wait to tell you stories about what happens in the castle.
>>2291542
Alright... how do you play this?
>>2291516
That's right, little lady. No mumbo-jumbo needed; just cold lead. So, I take it where you come from, guns use magic or somethin'?
>>2291522
No plane crash can kill Joseph Joestar--
...W-Wait, wrong character...
>>2291541
What? You got somethin' against justice? You ain't one of those unlawful types, are ya?
>>2291514
I thought it was a pretty appropriate reaction.
>>2291542
>>2291570
At least it was faster than it could've been.
>>2291566
Old enough. Where ya been?
>>2291580
>>2291582
...S'pose that answers that, huh? Watch your back...t-traitor...
>McCree falls to the floor, still holding his revolver.
>>2291580
Poppo! Poppopopopo...
Poppo hurt bad... Poppo run away for now!
Poppo Poppopopopopo to the next world!
>She teleports away again to some distant hiding spot away from the arena
>>2291556
Just me, apparently.
...I DUNNO! This place makes ya do things!
>>2291582
>>2291580
>>2291591
...I swear that was th'arena actin' up. I just dunno what justice there is 'ta "dispense" here. S-sorry....
>>2291573
Good luck.
remember the alamo
>>2291604
Oh no, please don't restrain me.~
>>2291541
"another" thing you bonded over?
>>2291542
>sob
>>2291580
Useful I suppose... It even has my medicine inside.
>>2291575
The way you act, I almost forget you're royalty.
I have a story or two about the manor I live in.
...If you'd like to hear them...
>>2291582
Sort of. Our spells use "bullets" of a kind.
...Some more literally being bullets than others.
Sort of archaic if you ask me though. Only six shots? The charge on an item like that should be higher.
>>2291604
>>2291612
You love that kinky shit.
>>2291590
That was savage.
I've been around, Fox. Cornerian Military's been field testing a brand new ground to air combat platform, they're in the final stages of development.
I had to get my hands on it.
>>2291596
That's barely even an answer!
I'm getting out.
>>2291604
>ded
>>2291607
>>2291604
>
>>2291604
What kinda of techinque is that!? AHH!!
>>2291616
>She quickly sits down on the ground, waitting.
>>2291605
I don't need luck, I'm gud... sorta... well...
And one portrait. Congratulations; you have earned this.
>>2291612
If for some reason that Matsuda isn't present, I trust you to deliver this to him in pristine condition.
>>2291604
Oooh, no, get away from me, you creepy bastard!
>>2291616
How...well, mutually terrible our families were, on account'a the whole "weird magic nonsense".
>She laughs awkwardly, shifting in place
>>2291623
I THREW you out!
>>2291627
Oooh, jeez, sorry, lady....
>>2291607
>Alamo Elmo
>>2291590
>she pulls out the dart
I suppose- only makes sense to kill me first. Dont want emotions getting in the way
>>2291633
........
I bet you died already.
>>2291636
F U C K O F F
U
C
K
O
F
F
RIGGING SCUM
>>2291627
Brilliant.
Way to go.
>>2291648
What'd you do? Poison these?
>>2291644
W-what are you looking at child?
>>2291645
Yes, actually, I mean it IS Dark Souls...
>>2291616
Might bother most, but it don't bother me. Six shots are all I need to finish a duel. 'Sides, there ain't nothin' more excitin' than havin' to reload in the middle of a firefight.
>>2291657
You can clealy tell that Adachi is mad.
>>2291627
>>2291536
Coming from the person that just killed their districtmate. I may not... like you, but at least I have the dignity not to involve you in any mistakes I make.
>>2291637
Oh yes....That.
I didn't realize until just now, but you're right.
If I could ask... how are things between you two anyway?
>>2291630
...Right now?
Well... Um...Give me a second.
>>2291659
>looks up from the book at you for a moment, before looking back down, writing still
...Mm. If you say so.
>>2291655
You fight the firekeeper. The one holding your soul, you fight yourself and then you sit in front of a bonfire. After that the credits roll in.
>>2291655
Well...
I have died....
4 times now.
>>2291664
>
>>2291664
YOU FUCKING SEE THAT? LUCILLE AIN'T SHIT, I'LL BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS EVEN IF YOU HAVE THAT FUCKING BARBED WIRE BAT, YOU FUCK.
WHY DID YOU MAKE THE WALKING DEAD SEASON END ON SUCH A SHITTY FUCKING CLIFFHANGER? I WANT TO KNOW IF THEY STAY TRUE TO THE FUCKING COMIC OR NOT, AND YOU RUIN IT BY TAKING SO FUCKING LONG TO SHOW UP
>>2291637
Yeah, and you ended up killing me!
..I still can't believe how crazy everything here is.
>>2291667
>Stares
>>2291655
Poppo... Poppo wants big missile!
>>2291648
...Why do I have this? I'm just gonna...leave it here. That's just creepy.
>>2291659
Seriously, sorry about that...th'arena forces ya 'ta do things....
>>2291664
Sorry, sorry, sorry!
>>2291667
Huh? Just great, at th'moment. How come? I aint seen her in th'past coupla days, is somethin' wrong?
>>2291668
Yes.
>>2291691
Sunset???
>>2291691
Then I guess the coming years are going to be very interesting.
>>2291607
>>2291688
That's awright, little lady. I'm still gettin' the hang of this place, but I'm beginnin' to understand what makes this place tick.
DARK SOULS 3 ENDING IS
YOU EITHER NUKE YOUR SON OR KILL THE COMMONWEALTH
GET FUCKED LOSERS
>>2291675
MY MIND IS BEING SPOILED OF THIS BRILLIANCE
>>2291681
Alright you little fuck. I'll spoil it for ya. You get Lucille'd, bitch.
>>2291694
>>2291700
Yup, I deserved that.
>>2291704
I still aint sure what'cha meant by "dispensin' justice".
>>2291698
Look at it this way. If you're lucky It'll break up the monotony, and if I'm lucky it'll break a helluva lot more than that.
>>2291706
Patches is onionbro and it basically means that in order to get your sould back, you fight yourself in a reclaiment for your soul.
>>2291710
I'm a bounty hunter, ma'am. Dispensin' justice is what I do. It's why I'm here. Bad guys aren't gonna catch themselves.
>>2291721
SHERRYYYYYY
>>2291707
>>2291721
Looks like you've got that wrong.
>waking up at 1 am at night
what am I doing with my life
>>2291718
I look forward to it.
>>2291710
>>2291694
>>2291725
Doesn't mean it won't happen, fucktard.
>>2291721
Fox does not approve of this furry porn and handles it with ease.
>>2291688
...No. Nothing's wrong. I was just curious.
She's in a better mood at the manor lately... I think I have an idea as to why that might be now.
>>2291683
..I-i said to give me a second.
>She sits down in front of you, dusting herself off
...Well... I could tell you about the time we teleported the manor to Gensokyo...
>>2291722
I thought bounty hunters were more like hired guns at times, judgin' by that Boba Fett guy.
>>2291736
>She blinks, before grinning slightly
Namely bein'?
>>2291734
Try all you want, my Negan.
Shit won't happen, so enjoy your disappointment.
You can go after Touko though! We're supposedly getting married, but it's been SOOOOO long.
>>2291736
Huh? Hmmm... Gensokyo? Is that where you live now?
>>2291735
He finally achieves penetration.
>>2291742
Thats pretty gay Ross.
>>2291747
"My Negan"
What are you, fucking gay? Lucille will join your skull in a sweet embrace soon enough.
>>2291745
If I were a Yu-Gi-Oh card, I'd want to be Adachi, the Aussa Charmer.
>>2291745
Boba Fett, huh? Never met the guy, but I know his type. He fights 'fer money. I fight 'fer what's right.
>>2291745
Probably you.
What else would?
>>2291750
Oh, did I not explain that?
Yes, Gensokyo is the land I come from.
>>2291760
It's a play on "my nigga", calm your hostile ass down and stop thinking everybody wants to fuck you in the ass.
>>2291753
Just skipping a little peace and the winner is in the next slide.
>>2291771
Damn Furry Porn. What was in that thing's blood?
>>2291729
Being a fucking NEET, sup faggit?
>>2291771
The Ferguson riot happens and we have a winner.
>>2291769
Look bitch, you were the one who started talking shit, so if anything, you need to calm your ass down. And I never said I did. You implying that proves my point even further,
>>2291767
Gensokyo... I have feeling I heard that name before. Don't know why though.
>>2291788
Congratulations Adachi.
>>2291780
Semen
>>2291791
>>2291788
>>2291796
GOD
FUCKING
DAMN
IT
A FUCKING GAME TOO LATE
FUCKING FUCK FUCK THIS SHIT
>>2291796
Congratulations Adachi, thank you for hosting.
>>2291796
Placements.
>>2291796
Hey look! The guy won!
>>2291766
Likes flyin' in on his fancy jetpack thingy, flauntin' his laser gun.
>She shrugs
I tend not 'ta do much fightin' at all.
>>2291767
I, er, I dunno. Why would just me make a difference?
>>2291796
Welp, congrats! An' thanks for havin' us!
>>2291806
Thanks for hosting mate
NGW?
>>2291788
This is why mercs need to exist.
>>2291797
Great. Just great.
>>2291796
Congrats, Adachi.
Thanks for hosting, Anon.
Mission complete.
>>2291793
Many others come from that place.
Chen is from there. So are Suika and Yuugi.
>>2291796
>>2291804
You got exactly what you wanted and you're still not happy.
>>2291811
Well, I'm just speculating. But it seems like it would.
>>2291813
3 hours from now
>>2291805
>>2291811
>>2291812
>>2291818
You're welcome. I'm gonna head off now. See ya.
>>2291806
Thanks for hostin'
Good job Adachi.
>>2291806
I'll just try again..
Thanks for hosting.
>>2291813
Never
Because dark souls killed me.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO FUCKING ANGRY TO WIN A GAME
Thanks, I guess.
FUCK
>>2291822
Ah! No wonder! I heard it from Chen.
>>2291803
One day you might grow a back bone Dwight. Might. But I must say, good fucking job lasting longer than me. You died a pussy's death though,
>>2291806
Congratulations, 'Dachi, and thanks 'fer hostin'...uh, whoever you are.
>>2291811
Hrm. Sounds like he's overcompensatin' 'fer somethin'.
Ain't nothin' wrong with livin' the peaceful life. Fightin' ain't 'fer everyone.
>>2291841
>>2291849
>kissu
>>2291822
...How so? I mean, I know I'm th'only person she cares for th'blood of....
>>2291848
My "work"'s more focused towards non-humans.
>>2291827
>have a good one
>>2291851
>>2291843
Mm.
I'm never around when she is for some reason. ...
Is all you know about it the name?
>>2291854
>sigh
I don't know. Maybe I shouldn't make such assumptions.
>>2291854
And what exactly is it that you do?
>>2291872
Pretty much. I don't know what it looks like, or how the people are.
>>2291872
Er, sorry. It's just, well, it seems you're in contact with 'er more often.
>>2291879
Go 'round, calmin' down an' tamin' animals an' monsters, so they don't go an' hurt folks.
>>2291883
Gensokyo.
Hm...
Putting it simply, it's a land created for the youkai to live in... relative peace after so many years of fighting with humans.
In that sense it was made for both of our benefits.
If features a variety of different youkai and many different realms of existance inside.
>>2291936
>She nods her head multiple times during Patchouil's explaination
I see, I see.... Youkais are basically monsters right? Or they like a sub group of monsters.
>>2291891
Hmm. 'S that so? Hell, I can respect that. Sounds like a noble line o' work.
We humans thrive on the destruction o' others, but among them...there's you, and your power is the kindest, most generous ability one could ever have. You've got my respect, little lady. You keep doin' you.
>>2291891
Not all the time, but often, yes.
>>2291956
They're a general term for monsters, or mythical beings I suppose.
There are sub-groups of them within the term. For instance, I would be considered a magician. I was naturally born as one.
>>2291959
Ehehe, much obliged. I'm a protector, first an' foremost, I figure. Maybe a bit over-much towards my friends, but....Yeah. Only had 'ta do somethin' like takin' life once outside'a th'arena here, an'...well, hell, it was quick, at least.
>>2291977
Still, I'm glad 'ta hear she's bein' a bit cheerier. She always seems so...stoic when she's 'round me.
>be back in a few
>>2291977
A magician is a type of Youkai? But you're not a monster.... you're human!
>>2291823
When someone I like shows up and rubs my tumtum
>>2292029
Most youkai look pretty much entirely human.
There's also ways for a human 'ta turn in to a youkai, as well.
ded
>>2292189
Yep.
>>2292189
Seems like it.
evens finish monster
odds watch mirai nikki redial
dubs watch boku no pico
I LOVE THIS DANGAN
>>2292029
Technically you're right. I am human.
The difference is, however, I was born with the ability to use magic, whereas a lot of others have to train to gain that ability. In that sense I'm classified as one.
>>2292122
What Aussa said is also true.
>>2292227
>LF
>>2292232
>KK
>>2292254
>both are LF
http://poal.me/1xfltd
http://poal.me/urxgkt
http://poal.me/urxgkt
http://poal.me/urxgkt
>>2292246
Hehe, sorry for buttin' in on that.
But, er, is she really more...expressive over there? Like I said, she always seems so...reserved 'round here. When she aint angry, at least.
>>2292292
She can be.
Not by much, but when you're around her longer, you can start to tell.
roll call
>>2292325
>>2292304
...I really am glad to hear that.
>She grins to herself
I've been so busy studyin' lately, half th'times I've even seen her lately are when she gets a bit...overprotective'a my personal space, or when she's, er...hungry.
>>2292325
Still here.
>>2292325
>>2292362
looks good
>>2292368
This donut does.
>>2292372
What kind of donut is it?
>>2292325
Present but not presentable!
>>2292378
Chocolate glazed. The simpler kind taste better.
>>2292385
Personally, I like the jelly-filled ones more.
>>2292393
All donuts are good. Great even.
>>2292336
>>2292393
Er, speakin'a which, do you...know how often vampires need 'ta...y'know?
