Welcome to the One Hundred and Thirteenth Classy Games!
I'll have 36 of you. Ready...go.
>>2290385
6-O's
Mami Tomoe
Bray Wyatt
Wolf O'Donnell
>>2290385
Maria and Harusame
>>2290385
Machi
>>2290385
Patchouli
Classy Kneesocks
Touko Fukawa
The General
Archduke Degenerate Avafags
>>2290385
Garnet
Adachi
Eggman-kun
Succubudd
>>2290385
Ririchiyo
Edea Lee
>>2290385
Not Classy Kazuichi Souda
Papi
Blue Beetle
Empress
Classy Miku
Hiyori Sarugaki
>>2290385
Grand Archduchess Asssa
>>2290353
Seeya, Ring.
>>2290389
>>2290412
Erhm, like from my staff? They're the only one's that're...permanent-like. But hey, sure.
Koyomi Araragi
>>2290371
Maybe after you fix the part where the one who uses it dies as well.
Toyeca
Pierce
Choromatsu
Fairy
Anastasia
Minako
Asuke Shikinami Langley
>sleep buff go
>>2290372
Do you see me acting like that all the time? I can't help it if I feel like having a little fun~
>>2290389
It's my own unique ability, although it might have been my father whom gave me the power.
Matsuda
>>2290426
But never forget, I am always by your side.
Lapis fucking Lazuli
>>2290385
Jesse McCree
>>2290447
Asuka*
Oh fine you can have the rest
>pushes plate toward you
>>2290451
Who even are you?
>>2290391
Go the fuck to sleep and leave me the hell alone.
>>2290328
>>2290439
Ohh...Excuse me that I don't think the "right" way...
>>2290464
Could you not tell by my voice? Ahh, how could I blame you, really.
Just..someone who cares about you more than I may ever show, and know I am always watching over you, Edea.
Rick Grimes
>>2290439
I wouldn't know how to fix that. Maybe just run away very quickly after you pressed it?
>>2290438
I won't have it for long. Only enough to do research on it.
>smiles a bit
Thank you.
>>2290448
Why don't you use it all the time?
>>2290463
>Swipes the plate and eats the rest of it.
>>2290467
Now I'll stay up just to spite you.
>>2290463
>takes
>>2290463
>takes a piece of candy
...Hm.
>>2290485
>Swipes your pantsu and eats your pusspuss.
>>2290463
>>2290486
>>2290485
HEY, THAT'S MY FOOD! KEEP YOUR PAWS OFF!
>he stomps on the plate
>>2290485
>>2290486
>>2290497
>>2290507
T-thieves! oh well, sorry Souda, you're out of luck.
fashionably on time Bomango
>>2290484
It is quite useful but I cannot constantly have it up as it drains through my mana reserves incredibly fast and can leave me vulnerable and incredibly weak once it wears off.
>>2290507
Tuturu~
>>2290472
Who said anything about a right way? That doesn't exist.
>>2290483
I can't run that fast, how about using a remote control?
>>2290510
Perhaps next time make it more clear who you're addressing.
>eats her candy
>>2290518
...Mm.
>she finally stops writing, setting the book down without closing it
Phew....
One roster.
Here beginneth the review.
>>2290448
The matter between her and I is very serious, okay?
>>2290507
I already ate it, Souda, now you just broke a perfectly good plate!
Who's the Monster now?
>>2290484
Hey, they grow back from th'staff, anyhow.
>She breaks off a sizable crystal and holds it out
Oh, and, er, pardon my change'a dress here.
>>2290510
>>2290521
This is bullshit. I'm gonna go STARVE now. I hope you people're happy.
>>2290528
It's fine, but I'm still not ready.
>>2290527
So was that a good amount of information?
>>2290528
Looks great!
>>2290527
If you keep it all like that you'll get sick!
>>2290528
Such a classy and well dressed district I have
>>2290528
Whew. Close one. Just in time, huh? Well, let's give 'em hell.
>>2290522
That's a good idea, we can simply lure our enemies to a certain spot and activate it. I don't have the technical tools or know-how to implement it though, you do it.
>>2290522
S-So don't tell me how I should think...okay?
>>2290528
I d-don't even know what are those things supposed to be...
>>2290486
Hey... This is my impression of you.
Hearing naught, here endeth the review.
Bloodbath next.
>>2290528
The other competitors in this game don't matter! I will be the one that takes his rightful spot on the throne, I will be the one that is crowned the winner, and YOU WILL ALL BOW DOWN BEFORE BRAY WYATT!
Run.
>>2290528
PERSONA!
>>2290528
Nice! Lets do this!
>>2290528
Am l crazy or is the crying frog nameless?
>>2290528
Let the games begin. Perhaps I might find something of value to add to my trophy collection?
>>2290528
Not bad, my district is alright.
>>2290550
Yes, I think a page or two on you will do, don't you? I've impressed myself.
>>2290543
>takes it carefully from you
I don't mind what you wear at all. If anything, it fits you well.
>>2290551
I only had one. Were you even paying attention?
>>2290579
Sometimes one is all it takes.
And we're off to the Bloodbath!
Mr. Wyatt receives a second hat, so he's one to watch out for. Speaking of headgear, Empress gets some living headgear. Kneesocks wastes no time in collecting First Blood. You might even say it was a snap. Adachi...hmm. Moving on, Patchouli proves to be inferior to a tiny toy.
>>2290507
>>2290368
Uhm..
..I don't think serving ourselves poisonous tea will do well sir.
I think a passionflower tea would be better, something that kills you isn't something I will serve you, I'm sorry.
>>2290528
It looks great, miss Raven.
May luck be on our side in this adventure and may our paths cross, I shall help the both of you.
>>2290572
You aren't going crazy sir.
The frog is indeed nameless, perhaps it's just a weird display.
I don't think we should worry about it, it'll all be alright, I'm sure of that!
>>2290558
Wait,neither do I, we need someone who knows how to work with electronics, someone like Souda, but actually reliable.
>>2290560
Ok, I get it, it was a bad idea, a poor choice of words, you don't need to get mad about it.
>>2290600
...Hmph... So I'm out already...
>she opens her book and reads against a tree
>>2290600
Tch... idiot. Better watch yourself now! I'm going to be winning this game here.
>>2290579
I did not expect that much in all honesty, I'm nothing that's too special anyways.
>>2290600
I should probably not read from spell books I know nothing about next time
>>2290579
Hey, no need 'ta be so gentle, it's a lot tougher'n it looks.
>She firmly taps one of the ones on her staff
And thanks. Honestly, it's...sorta uncomfortable. I've only been really usin' th'other outfit and...well, smaller versions for years. I only really wear it for these games, 'cause'a my title.
>>2290600
H-Hey! What's the big idea there!?
>>2290617
>She quickly hands you the notepad of various info on it.
Here you go Patchouil.
Come on, Garnet, you know better than that! A little politeness goes a long way. A pair of guys from far off removes a pair of girls from right here. Another pair of girls, smaller ones this time, are done in by a sandy sponsor. Souda pouring his heart out over rum? I wonder what that's like...
>>2290600
IlikebeingdominatedbyNero, W-What? W-Who said that?
>>2290566
>>2290612
They also need to be trustworthy so that they won't steal or reverse engineer the technology. Now, where are we going to find someone like that? Yellow pages?
Eight of you have chosen to depart early. Shame.
>>2290619
I have a lot of time to write. And besides, the more people are willing to say, the more accurate this will be.
... I just need to talk to more of these people in time.
>>2290634
? What's all this?
...Oh, I remember. You're Sol.
>she takes it and starts copying the information
You've been gathering info this whole time?
>>2290629
Ah... I see.
>she puts it in a pocket
I wasn't aware you had a title to be honest, other than Earth Charmer.
>>2290647
C-CUUUUUTE!
>>2290635
C'mon, kid. Let's have a drink, huh? We've got all the time in the world.
...So, what's a kid like you doin' in a place like this?
>>2290635
oh you know how we are the best team to ever exist.
>>2290650
Craig's List, obv.
>>2290635
It seems though the dark god himself is worried about my presence. Heh, I will show you power yet.
>>2290635
How did you reach that conclusion?! I want a second opinion!
>>2290635
>Sorry. Was trying to get this back up.
Get up. Do you want to stay here all night?
Quickly, peace!
>>2290661
But can you beat the 95-96 Bulls?
>>2290647
>>2290650
Yo Richie, we should put Roromiya's hair down and see what she looks like.
>>2290635
...Gods damn it. I put on my outfit an' used my title an' everything....
>>2290656
Aaand I've been beaten already...An' yup, I got "Grand Archduchess" by winnin' two'a these things, one of which bein' the onehundredth of 'em. I don't really put much focus 'ta it.
Ah shit, looks like I arrived late.
>>2290683
Show me the tum.
>>2290650
Exactly, that means we can't let Souda get his hands on it, so yeah, the Yellow Pages will have to do, that... or this >>2290663
>>2290656
Yep!
>She smiles brightly at Patchouil
I never stopped. I kept on going because I promised you I would do such a thing... don't you remember?
>>2290678
Ah, hell. This is gonna leave a mark... How in Sam Hill I managed to catch a bug on the first day is beyond me.
>>2290635
I'm pretty sure I saw that miss looking like a bird was flattering miss Sonia.
You might be better off asking her for advice, sir.
>>2290678
Don't worry miss.
Hold on tight to my hand, I'll make sure that you won't fall, just trust me!
>>2290688
That's what you get, faggot.
>>2290678
Just like in the old days.
In that fight between the two (probable) lovers, the only casualty is the succubus. Which one, you ask? You'll see. Papi and Blue Beetle...do you feel lucky? Oh, and stop being an ass, Asuka.
>>2290656
Well good luck with that, and if you ever need any help don't be afraid to ask me since I can pretty much most things you would ask of me.
>>2290529
Aww, okay~ I'll stop... for now.
>>2290671
>I did, whoopsie.
>>2290678
Well you two can keep trying to struggle, I'll wait for her since what could possibly go wrong?
>>2290678
way to help out your city Baltimore Raven!
>>2290682
is that even a serious question? of course!
>>2290705
Shut the hell up two-face!
>>2290678
Spare me your talk about the sea. Remember that I will win this match... after all. I am confident in my skills.
>>2290709
DAMN IT!
>>2290663
Well, that's at least better than my other plan of door-knocking.
>>2290683
Up to your old tricks again? Leave me out of it. Besides, I've already seen how she looks like.
>>2290697
I wouldn't worry too much if Souda gets his hands on it, he wouldn't be able to do anything to it. In the worse case scenario, he will accidentally press the button and get us all killed, again.
>>2290678
We'll get off if you two just calm down.
>>2290721
I jizzed all over Lucille and she took it like a champ!
>>2290709
They all suck, NotBatman/10, every sible one of them.
>>2290728
What do you mean "Old Tricks"? I'm just bored.
>>2290709
Hrm. No can do, kid. I'm outta wine. Bring me some bubbly, then we'll talk.
Lost in the shuffle was Pierce receiving a bit of betrayal. Respects for Maria and Harusame and Pierce.
It appears that Asuka will not be an ass, after all. Other than that, we've got a fair bit of face-switching and moral dilemmas.
>>2290709
I always seem to have a sponsor looking out for me.
>>2290699
>surprised look, looking up at you
....WEll, that's wonderful.
You've taken it more seriously than I thought.
I'm impressed.
>>2290685
Wow, isn't that a grand title...
Yes, I think that's best. No offense, but I don't think a title like that suits you very well.
>>2290711
...In that case, here.
>she hands you the book
Review it and make changes if you'd like.
>>2290710
Hm? Does it?
>>2290730
I jizzed all over Sherry and she did too.In fact, she loved.
>>2290735
Man oh man! I just love the hot springs... just refills you with energy.
>>2290741
Of course I took it seriously. You thought I wouldn't?
>>2290732
You just do all this silly stuff when you're bored. Just ask Roromiya to let her hair down.
>>2290735
Not again. Mooooooot.
>>2290735
>McCree contemplates killing the defenseless Araragi, but before he knows it, his gun is holstered.
Hrm. You got lucky, kid.
>>2290741
Yes
>>2290735
...
>>2290749
>>2290741
Oh? Alright give me a moment to see what's written.
>>2290735
(No one likes her!)
(She may be unpleasant but we can't let someone die.)
>>2290749
loved it*
Anastasia picked the wrong time to bask in confidence, it seems. The man with two hats is felled, but not before taking his attacker with him. Did somebody order their lunch extra crispy?
>>2290741
Poppo!
>>2290760
You can't even touch me Dwight, just stop tryin'.
>>2290754
Maybe I will! Come to think of it though.. You'd probably look alright in Homura's outfit. You actually look a lot like her.
>>2290754
MooooOOOOOOOT
>>2290728
Are you sure that would be the worst? I'd worry more about him giving it away.
Just over half of you remain. Time to get things kicked into high gear, people.
>>2290751
Not quite that much.
But a surprise like this is a pleasant one.
>>2290763
I say you should do it.
>>2290757
Good to know, I guess.
>>2290761
>she looks at the book while you review it. ...Hm.
>>2290773
...What?
>>2290711
Good. She is very important to me.
>>2290688
Aint much can be done.
>>2290741
>She laughs
Me, neither. I like keepin' things simple.
>>2290769
This is what Steven would do.
>>2290769
>McCree lowers his hat, his pride gone.
>>2290769
Oi! You should be the only one getting destroyed by a rock! Stupid re-
>>2290795
Yeah, I know. Next game it is.
Jeez, what is it with you people chickening out of morning duels? Maybe a ghost story will distract us from the cowardice.
>>2290790
Well... I'm not seeing anything at the moment to add into it or slightly change so it's going well so far.
>She hands the book back to you.
#Riri4Meguca
>>2290790
Poppopo! Poppo thinks purple lady has nice hat!
>>2290790
I take everything I do seriously. Especially if it's a request for someone in need.
>>2290829
No contracts.
>>2290777
What? Did you want me to dress up as her or something? I'm not doing that.
>>2290779
He's an idiot, so he'll probably come back to brag about stealing my things with it in his back pocket. But now that I think about it, adding a tracking device to it might come in handy as well.
>>2290683
I look no different.
>>2290754
Hello 'Chiyo-chan.
>>2290814
I don't like using guns.
>>2290814
Wait... what happened next? Did that person survive?
You were dreadfully boring on the fourth day, so we skip ahead to the respects paid for Classy Kneesocks.
Papi's a popular one, so much so that she's worth killing for. There are more ghost stories floating around, more fire ants, and yet another moral dilemma. I can only hope you're all staying strong.
>>2290769
I didn't expect you to interrupts our meal like that miss.
You could've joined, I'm sure you would've enjoyed all of it...
...Oh well, thank you for the adventure miss Raven, but I fear I'm getting tired.
So I'll leave you with a good night and a cup of tea for when you need your rest later!
>>2290857
He dieded forever
>>2290858
Grand Moff, huh? Come and get me, big show. I'm all yours.
>>2290844
Hello there, Roromiya, destroying my food budget as usual I see.
>>2290871
Goodnight best magical girl
Edea Lee...do you feel lucky? A certain wolf's luck ran out at some point, much to the glee of Jesse McCree. The gem lady's gonna need a bigger bait...
>>2290804
Sure, alright.
>>2290795
Just Aussa..... Yes.
It's good that you do.
Because I am bad at keeping things such way.
>>2290818
>she nods resolutely
One of these days I'll have everyone's section as detailed as yours.
>>2290833
...Thanks, I guess?
>>2290835
...Awfully kind of you.
>she nods to you
Be careful that someone doesn't take advantage of that.
>>2290843
Were you always so cold? If I'm bugging you just say so..
>>2290844
Wow, that's a real step up from usual.
>>2290871
Goodnight Mams.
>>2290804
Aikawa I swear if that's you.
>>2290904
Maybe, if they are willing to tell you about themselves.
>>2290896
I wouldn't want to kill you guys when you're weak. That would be unbecoming of me!
>>2290904
I can only hope that nobody takes advantage of it... that's the one thing I can pray for.
>>2290896
Heh. I've been waitin' a long time to do that. Thanks for makin' it happen, Wolf. You're a good man.
...Well, were.
>>2290858
I wish they would cut it out.
>>2290896
There's at least one future where they all turn into hulking monsters
>>2290871
Sleep well.
Respects for Hiyori Sarugaki and Wolf O'Donnell. Looks like Edea was indeed lucky.
You snooze, you lose. Souda's apparently over Stocking, though that's some weird taste he's got. Poor Garnet...she didn't think to go back to where she got all those Magikarp.
>>2290904
Poppo wants hat. Poppo takes hat!
>She quickly jumps over you, stealing the hat once she lands behind you
>>2290916
#TeamMedusa, but you didn't hear it from me.
>>2290885
I'll pay you back someday.
>>2290909
Is it strange?
Did I say that Edea was lucky? Oops. Papi bucks the trend and actually remembers which drink contains poison. Souda then turns away from Choromatsu in favor of a monkey mutt. Bad news for Choro.
>>2290916
This would be a more fitting loss for Pearl.
>>2290925
>>2290909
Hmph. I just like my look better than hers, no offense.
>>2290916
If only I could get closer and hear what they're saying.
>>2290936
You don't have to, not that you could. How was your day?
Ahh, we can show the corpses again.
>>2290910
...And if I can approach them, even....
>>2290912
... I wish I felt like it was worth it.
>>2290919
What!? Why you...!
>she attempts to turn and chase you, but she trips and takes a pitiful fall to the ground
Mukyu!!
>>2290916
Wait!? AGHH!!!
>>2290936
Not strange, just different.
>>2290948
You both look fiiiiine. I gotta admit the casual business outfit look pretty good though. Not as good as me, but hey.
Minako tries to double-cross the wrong group of people and pays the price. Ten remain.
>>2290938
Hrm... The sunset's a real beauty today...h-huh...?
>McCree falls to the floor, dead.
>>2290961
Hey you can just ask me to ask them for you if you want me to.
uh... hi
>>2290961
Huh? What do you mean worth it? Did I do something wrong?
>>2290945
I'd argue, but dead men don't argue.
>Jesse McCree
Who's hungry?
>>2290977
You might want some more substantial clothing.
Raven, please stop rigging your games to make my characters die so this "Adachi will never win Classy Games" meme can end.
>>2290961
Poppopo! Poppo wins!
>She puts on the hat, a bit big for her though, as it conceals her eyes
Poppo Poppopopopopo to the next world!
>She says before teleporting away, right behind >>2290925
>>2290977
Howdy
>>2290977
Nice boby, but it would fit more if you had your top covered.
CAN SOMEONE GIVE THIS LADY A BRA OR SOMETHING?
>>2290977
Nice, another new person to come in and flirt with all the other anime girls. Do something impressive so I can at least get off to it.
>>2290931
At least you got into the damn thing.
>>2290982
The Marlins did this.
>>2290967
>nabs a pocky from your pocket
>>2290948
Boring and uneventful.
>>2290977
Watch out for Soviet.
>>2290967
At least I can wear my outfit to a job interview. What would your potential employer think if you went in looking like that?
>>2290969
Maybe you should take some pills or see a psychiatrist.
>>2290931
...
That seems a bit much, I think...;
>>2290976
...Would you do that for me? You've helped out quite enough already.
>>2290978
No, I meant that I wish I felt it was worth the risk... I don't entirely think so.
>>2290977
Put something on.
>>2290986
D-damn you...!
..Nnn...
>>2290992
It's pretty obviously that guy who's gonna go "HAH YOU GUYS ARE PATHETIC" if you reply.
There was peace on the seventh day. Of note: nothing.
Here are five bodies. Respect them. Or not.
>>2290984
I'm fairly certain that you've run afoul of karma. Don't mention rigging and you may well see your luck improve.
>>2291001
Just like every day then.
>>2291005
That...may or may not be by choice.
>>2290977
Er, ya seem 'ta be...lackin' something.
>>2290995
I dunno what's worse; not gettin' in, or...losin' so quick.
>>2290986
Wha? Where the hell'd you come from, you little devil? You a friend of Lena or somethin'?
>>2291002
Stop that, I will protect all waifus and throw AKs at everyone.
>>2290977
Uh... hey there.
>>2291005
Well I don't really think of the risk, only the knowledge I would gain from it, and the rewards of such adventure.
>>2291010
It's a shame I honestly bit the bait, but oh well. It's less embarrassing than some of these thirsty niggers in here that only go for the hot anime girls instead of the ones with personality.
The General suffers grievously, and alone. His is the only departure on the seventh night. However, there might be an argument of interest.
>>2291020
Who are you Soviet's older brother?
Daily reminder that everyone that gets triggered by lewd is Soviet tier
>>2291003
Hey, I can look formal too, and I can rock it better than you can!
>>2291001
Guess I don't mind.. How are ya anyways? Richie treating you well?
>>2291035
This is an interesting bunch... I guess I'll root for the Blue Catfish.
>>2291035
>three out of the five tributes are dangans
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGED
>>2291016
Poppo do not know Lena.
>She sits on the ground, criss-cross style, raising putting her hand at the bottom of the Purple Lady's hat, raising it up so she can see again.
>>2291016
>a torrent of fire narrowly misses you and aims at
>>2290986
Step back for me, will you? I need my hat.
>>2290977
Put some clothing on
>>2291011
Just let this meme die, Raven.
I'm tired of the big rigs.
You aren't even Seth Rollins.
STOP
RIGGING
AGAINST
ME
>>2291044
Does that mean I trigger soviet? :(
>>2291020
>Soviet's older brother?
>>2291030
Don't worry about it senpai
>>2291015
Eh, you had a fighting chance.
>>2291061
I'm sure you do. Keep it up!
>>2291021
I suppose that's why we have different kinds of people. Me, I'd rather do things myself unless I trust the person.
>>2291015
Memory loss?
>>2291047
That's not bad at all, but you'll have to lose the pocky to be taken seriously.
Well, here's where we stand. Each of our remaining tributes has won a Classy Game. The question is: which one of them will add another?
>>2291041
I'm allowed to give clothing advice on occasion.
>>2291061
Yo, I'm gonna need some sauce on that.
>>2291075
Okay~
>>2291049
Heh. Hat's a bit too big for ya, huh–?
>>2291050
>McCree falls to the ground, attempting to bring the small teleporting child with him.
Hrm. Friend of yours?
>>2291075
>whoops
>>2291068
I suppose. Didn't even get taken out by participants....
>>2291076
Aaand normal outfit. Sorry 'bout that.
...Preference.
>>2291005
Oh it wouldn't be of any trouble, you still need to meet people where as I've met almost everyone here.
>>2291050
>>2291085
Poppo! Poppopopopopo!
>She quickly gets up and hightails it as fast as her stubby goat legs can carry her, trying to hold onto the hat as much as possible.
>The hat ends up falling off of her head as she runs away, pitifully leaving it on the ground to collect dust
>>2291078
>it's another DANGANSWINLOL episode
>EVERYBODY LEFT HAS A WIN AND I DON'T
>BEEN HERE SINCE FUCKING MARCH
REEEEE
That's it, time for my 9187th retirement.
>>2291076
So that means you trusted me from the very beginning? I feel honored.
>>2291090
>
>>2291091
I'll admit, that's pretty fuckin' embarrassing
>>2291077
Aw come on, it makes me look sophisticated! It's like a cigarette but not expensive.
>>2291078
Welp. Anyone but Souda I guess.
There was a peaceful arena event...somehow. Lucky bastards.
Mourn the dead while we wait for a winner.
>>2291059
>>2291103
Listen, if I could, I'd get you a win for the sole reason of getting you out of my hair.
>>2291081
>full pic?
I want to fuck Popo
>>2291114
>>2291114
kek, fucking ebin. Just fucking ebin, Yukine. When I thought you couldn't become a more meming cunt you do it.
>>2291096
Hmph!
Tricky little creature.
>>2291085
...Hardly. That was my hat, I'm sure you could tell.
>she walks over to her hat and picks it up quickly
Keep an eye on yours in the future.
>>2291104
...
Wh....
...Hm.
You proved worthy of it.
>>2291091
No problem.
...Right, fair enough.
This place does do that to people, I just wanted to know.
>>2291092
..All in time.
>>2291096
>McCree picks up the hat.
Hrm. Y'know, it's actually a pretty nice hat.
>>2291116
Prob'ly should keep those thoughts to yourself, friend.
>>2291103
I dont
>>2291122
Thanks for the warnin', darlin'. That happen often?
