HG thread for Erica
>>2288545
FUCKING WHAT? I'd rather dip my hands in boiling hot lava then lay a finger on your nuts,
that's what the fucking pike is for.
>>2288580
>deds
>>2288542
I heard others say it.
Yes this madness is definitely the work of hense
>>2288511 (Misc. Succubus and Jedah)
>>2288496
>I don't even care if it's just for money, bring back Darkstalkers and Rival Schools, Capcom.
>>2288517
>He listens to Queen.
>>2288546 (Ramlethal)
You're just noticing?
>>2288580
GUN FLAME!
>Her gun melts.
>>2288593
>>2288586
You're much cuter when you're sleep. Did you know that? A lot less annoying too
>>2288580
>Mumbles something about there being a winner next slide in her sleep
>>2288570 (Hiro)
>She quickly covers them back up
...What?
>>2288588
Oh. Huh. I aint been payin' much attention. The heck is Hense?
>>2288585
But you'd be touching the pike, so essentially you'd also be touching my balls. Way to drop the ball like this Stocking. You need to get yourself some tact.
>>2288598
I'm pointing it out. Just because you can't find the way out doesn't mean I can't.
>>2288559
>Hopefully if they do remake it, it's not just some typical fighter
>>2288609
>>2288609
>mfw I almost posted the winning slide
>>2288608
You too!
>>2288627
You watch me when I sleep? Creep.
>>2288619
Then I'll wear gloves, and hold that pike with another pinchy crab thing, and hold that crab thing with another crab thing, and etc, etc, etc.
>>2288613
>He goes into his pack, and takes out a three blood vials.
Take it, you need it more then me. Also, if this vampire is one of those "Blood taste better when drank from the neck" Tell em that's a load of bull. Blood taste the same no matter what.
>>2288622
>>2288609
You're welcome, Aikawa.
>>2288620
I'm aware. I'm guessing you won't point it out either.
>>2288633
Thats because u a qt when u sleep
>>2288646
Actually, she says she finds it disgustin' in general.
...'Sides from from me.
>>2288643
You'd be touching all of those in some way, meaning you'd also be touching my balls. You're going to great lengths just to touch my manhood y'know. Maybe if you ask nicely I'll let you do it without all those unnecessary middlemen.
>>2288650
Why's Ken so monstrous?
>>2288650
>>2288613
The Veiled Widow, goddess of pleasure and pain.
The gods of my land have an affinity for dual meanings. Hense is not an evil gor, none of them are.
However as much as I pray to her for Joy I must be aware that her disciples will be as sadistic as they are entertainers.
These succubi are precisely that.
>>2288676
>>2288650
>>2288654
With the ending I should keep you here
>>2288674
What if I used, MIND POWERS? How about that shit, you stupid asshole!
Smells like niggers in here.
______ is cancer. CANCER!
>>2288676
Congratulations, Kaneki.
Thanks for hosting!
>>2288664
That's weird. How do you ever expect to get a boyfriend by doing perverted stuff like that's?
>>2288621
>It probably will be since all capcom knows how to make is Street Fighter these days.
>>2288676
Thanks for not letting me win.
>>2288688
So now you wanna THINK about touching my balls? You're falling from grace now.
>>2288676
Thanks for hosting mate
>>2288676
>>2288650
>He listens to Queen, unaware of the arrow. It's too late.
>internal screaming
...
Nice work, Kaneki. Thanks, Erica.
>>2288687
Hey, Kiske might be an uptight prick, but if you leave me here, he's gonna take off your head.
>>2288676
Me and him should've did better.
Thank you for the opportunity. Congratulations to the victor.
>>2288673
Oh... love struck vampires... aren't those a hassle. Look here miss, your blood ain't anything special i'm just going to say that now. They are only saying that because they like you a whole bunch, nothing more, also catch!
>He toss the blood vial at her.
>>2288676
Congratulations, thank you for hosting.
>>2288705
>Well you never know, they could stop fucking around for once and remake the gem that was the Darkstalkers franchise.
>>2288702
Thats because I don't expect to get a boyfriend.
>>2288676
Thank you for having us.
>>2288710
Jokes on you, I wouldn't be thinking about your balls, I'd be thinking about popping water balloons instead of your balls.
>>2288705
>>2288621
>oh yeah it also had a cartoon
>>2288698
Nobody
Adidas or Nike?
>>2288729
Wha-? Come on, don't be so hard on yourself.
>Thanks everyone for playing in her sleep
>>2288738
>And I totally haven't screencapped it...
>>2288679
...Huh. I aint never heard'a her. I don't give much heed 'ta many more than my worlds' Creator-Gods.
>>2288722
>She yelps, barely managing to catch the vial
Careful, there....An' I mean it, even 'fore I...half-forced 'er to, she said she couldn't stand th'taste. She, uh, aint one 'cause she wanted 'ta be one.
>>2288676
Congrats! An' thanks for havin' us!
>>2288751
>
>>2288736
That doesn't make much sense. Why would you think about popping water balloons instead of my balls?
>>2288750
>walks up and pats your shoulder from behind.
Hey Maria. I have some news.
This game-
I like it.
ANOTHER!!!
>>2288743
>Adidas, but only because their old-school track suits are cool as hell.
>If we're talking about shoes, then I'd have to go with air jordans
>>2288747
I expect to get Bikko-chan.
>>2288769
Hm? what is it?
>>2288719
He's too much of a good guy to do that. But I'll take your word for it.
>>2288726
>Honestly, the most I expect of Darkstalkers in the future is just appearing in more crossovers,
>>2288764
Because, its a better thing to think about while using super cool mind powers to pop your balls.
>>2288754
Really... I think it's best if I don't pry...
>>2288751
And what woman were you following, my dearest friend?
>>2288764
Why don't you leave the poor girl alone? Pervert.
>>2288754
The true creator we have is Micia, The lornmother
She gave birth to all of us, and in return, one day we come home one to see our mother again.
I dont have a favourite, but shes the closest to being one, I even sung a song in her name once.
Those... those were desperate times.
>>2288750
>can't tell if that's sarcastic or not, because it has some cheesy gold in it.
>>2288781
I don't think Bikko would appreciate you watching her sleep.
>>2288788
But I've got balls of steel.
>>2288794
She's the one talking about my balls. I've done nothing to provoke tis conversations.
Also, I'm not perverted, and tell Hajime to stop telling lies about me.
>>2288785
I'm going to be extradited, but the death sentence is not a possibility, so that's kinda reassuring.
>>2288794
>f-fuck
>>2288802
>It was sarcastic.
>>2288786
He'll do something. Like make you dust his fucking teacups. You may as well have him kill you then.
>>2288809
You shouldn't take Duke Nukem quotes to heart, Souda.
>>2288777
Good tastes my nigga
>>2288789
She's sorta a servant 'ta another vampire, who kinda...made her turn in 'ta one. She was human just...a few months ago. An' really, I don't mind too much, long as I can help 'er out. Don't even affect me.
>>2288799
Our three Creator-Gods're called Slifer the Sky Dragon, Obelisk the Tormentor, an' th'Winged Dragon Ra.
>>2288790
The beauty that caused the downfall of my life, Rize Kamishiro.
>>2288802
Who's this Semen Demon
>>2288813
Wait what? Why and where?
>>2288832
Kyoko Sakura.
>>2288831
Onee how come Rize doesn't come around much anymore?
Y-you too
>>2288809
Hajime told me you enjoy dressing in drag and walking around the town and on several occasions you've even changed your voice to a higher pitch and tried to "Pick up" Some guys.
Care to make a comment?
>>2288828
I'VE GOT BAAAAAAAALLLLLS OF STEEL
B-B-B-B-B-BALLS OF STEEL
>>2288842
Y-You three
>>2288842
N-No you...
>>2288830
Jeez, sounds like what happened to Chester... man...
>>2288849
Y-You four
>>2288851
You're welcome lesser one~
>walks in
>touches self sexually in plain view of poster below
>leaves
>>2288832
Genderbent Lord Raptor. Canon too if I remember
>>2288817
>Hard to read it m8
>>2288857
Er, aint heard'a him.
>>2288807
I wont be able to watch her sleep if we sleep together, anyway all this sleep talking made me sleepy.
Goodnight anon!
>>2288828
Don't believe me? Go ahead and touch 'em! They're seriously made of steel!
>>2288831
LAAAAAAAAME!
Find a cuter girl to be obsessed with, Ken.
>>2288847
Yes.
Hajime's projecting his weird fetishes onto me. Case closed.
>>2288836
I stole some military secrets from Germany, but I hear prison isn't so bad there so I guess I'll see you and everyone else when I get out.
>>2288832
>In the game, there's a character that has a super move that turns girls cuter or hotter and turns guys into girls. This is the transformation of one of the guys.
>>2288827
You like to exaggerate. Tedious but it's something that I could handle.
Get
>>2288809
She clearly wants nothing to do with your "balls" and you've trapped her in your sexual fantasies.
>>2288881
no deal
>>2288830
They sound very dangerous, I can only presume they are not the nicest of deities.
Get
>>2288882
Psh, yeah, like I'd ever wanna think of some fatty like her. She's gross, y'know.
>>2288860
All I found is pictures of Pocky, 2/10 would not ask for advice again, only gets a 2 because you smell like curry powder.
>>2288875
>>2288870
But it's hot.
>>2288872
Goodnight Kana.
>watches you sleep
>>2288871
>He shooked his head.
Sorry... he was just a friend of mine as all.
And the winner is...
>>2288888
>>2288848
I should've seen that coming.
>>2288873
But Souda, if they're made of steel, they won't be able to hold cum, then you won't be able to raise a happy family with Sonia-chan!
>>2288875
Well I don't know! I haven't seen him in almost a year now!
>>2288881
>>2288893
>>2288894
>>2288894
Hey Emi, I'm Emi too.
>>2288907
cancer
>>2288841
A ghoul who's constantly at the very edge of starvation cannot possibly move a lot, Erica. This world is better without her.
>>2288873
Like you and Nevermind? Don't even joke about that, I'm better off alone.
>>2288907
Dat ass.
>>2288870
>Yeah it's fine.
>>2288874
Oh... Well I hope you're fine while there and I know it's stupid, but don't drop the soap.
>>2288898
H-how rude! You're lucky she doesn't do worse than put your balls on a pike.
>>2288915
Goodnight Emi.
>>2288903
Yeah it's a mystery isn't it?
>>2288926
>now go take over capcom and tell them twats to stop riding their dead cash cow that got bland 3 games ago.
>>2288895
"Get"...? An' eh, they aint too "dangerous". They leave everythin' alone, just about.
>>2288906
>She shrugs slightly
She's...regretful'a it, but...she's always been dedicated 'ta her mistress.
>>2288907
*embarrassed growling*
>He remembers the Mika X King anon.
>>2288909
That's not true at all! Steels balls produce steel cum! I'm gonna have a steel baby!
>>2288919
Suit yourself. Bein' alone isn't all that it's cracked up to be. It get's old real quick.
>>2288931
Yeah, like what? Stocking's all bark 'n no bite. She isn't gonna do shit to me.
>>2288946
>Only three games ago? I think they ruined it after they made more then three of the exact same game with only improved graphics.
>>2288926
Thanks, I'll keep myself safe. I'm not sure if Akashi knows yet, so if she asks after me, make up a lie for me so she doesn't worry about me.
>>2288940
>Night
>>2288881
>>2288895
>>2288894
>>2288893
Useless numbers for useless people. Perfectly fitting.
>>2288910
I see that the fact you can regenerate is the only reason you're still alive. Once I find the exit I will point it out for you.
>>2288903
>Well he's a girl for like three seconds during the move so go crazy.
>>2288956
Souda, that's not how biology works, I-I'm sorry, but your infertile, you'll never have kids.
>>2288956
I'm not surprised. Who would go anywhere near a pervert like you?
>>2288919
But without her you wouldn't be here right now. Are you saying you would've rather died than be alive now?
>>2288975
Maybe I will. You can't stop me.
>>2288985
>Your
>I meant you're
>>2288950
Sometimes I feel as though you should follow your own heart... but who knows, I never followed someone's orders before in my life.
>checks fridge
>the only thing left is sparkling water
NEW GODDAMN GAME WHEN!?
>>2288974
Okay Yuubari~ I'll make sure Akashi's fine while you're gone... Hopefully she won't figure it out otherwise her poor heart.
>>2288975
I appreciate it.
That's probably the only time I'm ever going to say that, so don't get comfy.
>>2288985
So I don't have to use a rubber at all now!?
>>2288987
Start showing your face when you insult me, or else I on;t take you seriously!
>>2288971
>I was being generous.
>>2289007
>a fate worse than hell.
>>2288993
I sure can't
>>2289007
>sparkling water
>>2288975
I didn't even realize we were number huntin'.
>>2289003
I grew up like a slave 'ta my family....Servin' my friends is somethin' else, though.
I almost wonder if there's some sorta way 'ta reverse it....Way she says it, water's like hell 'ta her, too.
Is that guy who avafagged the trap with the yoyo still here?
>>2289007
>check fridge
>my roommate bought chocolate donuts
>>2288956
Would you be stupid enough to share your life with someone who scavenges humans and monsters alike?
>>2288988
She might have gave me the "extra limbs" to climb, but I was the one who kept using them and improved them along the way. I don't want anything to do with that woman.
>>2289007
What the fuck is up with Yuropoors and sparkling water. I don't know any Amerishits that keep sparkling water in their house.
>>2289019
Cause nothing can live in your steel balls, so, yea,
Knock yourself out.
>>2289036
I-It's a good substitute for Soda.
>>2289020
>And being generous is why they keep making the same thing over and over again, it's just really stupid.
>>2289038
>Forgot picture
>reeeeee
>>2289007
>Not having back-up Dr Pepper
>>2289019
Oh shutup! It was an accident.
>>2289007
>owning sparkling water.
>buying sparkling water.
>DRINKING SPARKLING WATER.
>>2288950
Oh I was just seeing if Olak would bless me. Obviously not.
>>2289045
More succubi?
>>2289007
>check fridge
>reminded i dont have one but a vending machine instead
>>2289035
Of course I would. Sharing your life with someone special to you is what makes life worth living! No idiot would dream of going through this shitfest without someone by their side.
>>2289038
You just made me one happy Soda, Stocking. Thanks for improving my life tenfold.
>>2289051
Or maybe it's because you're scare of me? I don't blame you if you are. I can be an intimidating guy.
>>2289015
Yeah. I'll tell her after if she doesn't figure it out, and hopefully I'll be able to earn her forgiveness.
>>2289035
Well I'm glad she gave you another chance indirectly cause without my Onee I don't know what I would do
>she wrapped her arms around Kaneki and squeezed tightly
>>2289036
>If you mix it up with syrup it actually tastes good, but I have none
>>2289033
>I hope you'll die of diabetes
>>2289051
>We don't have this shit here
>>2289055
>See the first answer
>>2289061
>That's even better
>>2289029
A vampire that can't swim... interesting.
>He gets up off the ground.
Anyways, it was fun chatting with you miss. But I must be going now. Use that blood vial.
>>2289062
...You know what, knowing that you'll never reproduce is good enough for me, you're welcome, Soda-can.
>>2289045
>that's why I haven't bought a Street Fighter game in years. With exception of Street Fighter X Tekken.
>tfw you don't know if you drove over a pothole or a hooker
>>2289057
Hm? What is it sir?
>>2289064
I think it'll be fine as she may have been worried for not seeing you for a while but she does care for you so she'll be happy to just see you again.
>>2289088
>I haven't purchased any in general, if I wanted to play then I'll play the earlier ones with an emulator.
>>2289068
I-I'll buy you s-syrup, Ocelot-Kun.
>>2289068
>not exercising the donut off after eating it
I'm not lazy bones, Ocelot.
>>2289081
That may be true, but now I can enjoy myself until my iron heart gives out from pleasure!
>>2289062
Scared of you sexually harassing me, maybe
>>2289110
You know what, Souda, knock yourself out, sex everybody so hard, that you die.
>>2289101
>I just got StreetFighter X Tekken so I could play as King and Heihachi
>>2289090
Tch.
>He turns and looks off.
>Good luck with the laptop.
>>2289057
You got some weird-named gods, t'know that?
>>2289072
She says next 'ta no vampires can withstand th'water.
...Seeya 'round then. I'll think 'bout it.
>>2289103
If you could hurry up that would be great
>>2289110
You're not that fit neither
>>2289101
Im just amazed how many are here. Like moths to a light.
YO
LET'S GET ANOTHER GAME UP IN THIS BITCH
>>2289101
You think she'll have any faith left in me after I did something like that? I've always tried to be morally upright so she'd have someone to look up to and trust.
>>2289067
...You could do anything you want without someone like me, Erica.
>Hugs back and pats head.
>>2289062
Share your burden with others, let them carry those heavy weights with you...sometimes you aren't a complete fool, Kazuichi.
>>2289123
>Not buying Tag Tourney 2 to play as a King/Heihachi tag team without Shit Fighters fuggling it up.
What the hell is wrong with you?
>>2289090
I just don't see much point in it.
>Eesh. Good luck with that. Thing does that lot, doesn't it?
>>2289127
I could easily say the same for yours- but thats theology for you.
I could name them all if you want.
>>2289113
Don't flatter yourself. I'd never touch you. I'm not nearly as desperate enough to do that.
>>2289121
I'll sex everybody so hard that YOU die. How do y'like them apples?
>>2289129
I'm hella fit! A mechanic's gotta stay buff, y'know?
>>2289137
But I'm too tired to hooooooooost.
>>2289143
N-No, not like that. You're thinking too negative about this...
these individuals wouldn't happen to be here would they?
George W.Bush
Spy
Lenny
Kanye
Little Mac
Cagliostro
Ikusaba
Ponk
>>2289137
No deal, too tired to actually do shit.
>>2289156
I thought you were a hobbo
>>2289156
That doesn't make any sense, Souda, just die already.
>>2289155
>She whistles slightly
Lay 'em on me. There's so many back home I really don't bother. Plus, there's a couple that pop up 'round here.
>>2289159
What is it that you need, bitch ?
>>2289159
I can PM it to Ikusaba for you if she's not around, if that takes away any problems from your hands, Miku.
>>2289156
Hm? Then what could you possibly mean with what you said?
>>2289159
>Spy
I miss him...
>>2289159
Spy left a while ago
>>2289158
Well, I better be off before they think I've run away. pay me a visit if you get the chance.
your new one
>>2289159
Hey! Don't think you can mention my name without making 9/11 jokes, you hear?!?!
>George walks foward as the Twin Towers randomly explode behind him.
>>2289143
Not everything Onee, why do you insist on me not looking up to you as an influence? You're the best..
>>2289186
Alright I'll try to~ And good luck Yuubari.
>performs a small salute and giggles
>>2289151
>It was cheaper. And someone else had it so I bummed it off them. Also I usually went King/Kuma and Jack/ True Ogre
>>2289158
>yeah plus it was at college.
>>2289164
How the hell can I be a hobo when I look this good~?
>>2289167
It does if you don't think about it.
Don't be surprised if you wake up one day dead because I had too much sex. It'll probably happen in the near future, so watch out.
>>2289177
Y'know, you're supposed to enjoy all kinds of things with other people. I guess pain counts too, but only to a certain extent! Don't go off hurting those you love just so they can share in your misery!
>>2289176
oh, alrighty
>>2289183
>>2289184
gone...as in for the night or...gone gone?
>>2289199
>steals pantsu
>>2289190
I'm happy
>>2289205
Gone gone
>>2289159
>you will never win a Hatsune Mix
>>2289192
and for you
>>2289190
>>2289173
whoops
>>2289202
Oh no I'm terrified what ever am I going to dooooo,
that's not a very scary threat, Soda-can.
>>2289205
Gone gone
>>2289200
>oh and Yoshimitsu. How could I forget based swordsman.
>>2289156
That's not what you said when you violated my poor innocence.
I just wanted to help you...I was so helpless..
>>2289202
I think you should watch yourself from time to time
>>2289223
A toast!
>George holds up a cup of wine.
A toast, to Anon; and his memes!
>>2289199
>and then Yuubari managed to make a deal and avoid going to prison by "convincing" Greece to stop being retarded.
>>2289217
Glad to hear it.
>>2289220
>>2289230
Aww...
>>2289222
Of course you will, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday.
>>2289222
>tfw you won 4
>>2289229
It is when you find out you're the one I'm bangin'.
>>2289242
And when did I "violate" your "innocence"? I'd like to know this myself.
>>2289243
What's that supposed to mean?
I want to violate kurisu
>>2289200
>Ah, something to pass the time I presume?
>>2289211
Is it just me or did it get a little breezy in here?
>>2289256
... Baka! That's what you are.
>>2289260
Don't brag about it, some people are still trying you know ?
>>2289264
N-nothing, just do it, okay ?
>>2289264
Oh, you're going to pretend.
>>2289268
Burn in hell.
>floats down
Wonder why I didn't do this before...
Anyway, hello.
>>2289258
You always host while I'm at work... Keep it up though. You're one of my favorites.
>>2289260
>sigh...
>>2289272
>that gif
Poor maria
>>2289264
Yea, I think I will be terrified, knowing that you actually got into someones pants, knowing that theirs someone into garbage.
I want to rape maria-chan
>>2289260
That's some luck ya got.
>>2289282
I'm sorry about, how about I host one right now?
>>2289276
Is this supposed to be some kinda subliminal message? If so I'm not understanding it.
>>2289278
Hm? I don't ever remember doing such a thing to you.
>>2289281
Great, another mystical kid. How many does this make for now?
>>2289290
Let's say this person doesn't actually wear pants. Does it still count?
>>2289272
>I had like 3 hours in between these 2 classes so I had a lot of time to kill.
>>2289289
>Maria does not have good luck when it comes to avoiding punishments...
>>2289304
I'd be surprised that you got into someones skirt, and terrified.
>>2289304
Oh? Maybe I was thinking of another Kazuichi-pervert-Souda san.
>>2289272
>Yuubari will be back after these messages.
>>2289281
Flight's always somethin' you folks seem 'ta forget 'round here.
...'Sides from that one time Sakuya scared me stiff with it.
>>2289304
Take a minute and walking in front of a glass, you'll understand what I mean
>>2289202
Why do you think I spend my days in this shithole called Hunger Games? Those close to me aren't here to be dragged by my own problems.
>>2289195
The best at what...? I'm a cannibal with psychological issues. You're far better without a wreck like me at your side.
>>2289303
Only if you want. Don't feel like you need to force yourself on my account.
>inb4 bloodbath death
>>2289337
niggers.
oh, right 24?, 36?
>>2289335
No trouble, I got nothing to do right now.
Only niggers
>>2289342
Fuck you
>>2289281
I wonder why sometimes we don't have a ceiling above us...
>>2289328
...
>nod
Good to see you, Aussa.
Yes, I know... I don't use my flight often other than to pick up books in the library. Using ladders is more tiring.
>>2289337
Should have known...
Only niggers.
>>2289349
Did you honestly expect anything different?
>>2289344
You're a peach.
>Thanks, Miku-chan.
>>2289344
Go with 36
>>2289319
What if they get into my jumpsuit instead? That still counts, right? Y'know, it's actually really comfy in here. I wouldn't blame some chick for wanting in on this action!
>>2289321
Yeah, that ain't me. I'm Kazuichi Souda, not whatever the heck you just said.
>>2289334
You're just gonna drag us down instead. Isn't that just as bad?
>>2289344
24!
>>2289281
Good afternoon Patchouli.
>>2289313
>Well you must have gotten pretty good at the characters you played then.
>>2289325
... I think I need to pay a little visit during the night and mess with your dreams.
>>2289344
I believe a thirty six will do just fine.
>>2289348
>t. European Union
>>2289281
Oh my love! Descended from the Heavens above! my heart flutters at such a beautiful sight.
36 it is, Thread incoming, stand by!
>>2289363
Then I'd be disappointed in them for having such pathetically low standards, I mean you, seriously?
>>2289364
>I was the biggest nigger with King.
>>2289358
Yes I did you shitlord scumbag cis-scum piece of shit
>>2289351
An' treacherous, from what I saw durin' my...visit. Good seein' ya, Patchouli.
>>2289363
Whatever, I refuse to fall into your little games.
