What Pokemon would you marry and impregnate?
right off the bat
Greninja
mpreg is best preg
>>2250306
I hate how this always leads to, "would you bang your children?"
>>2250585
Incest is a pretty kinky fetish, though.
>>2250379
If we're talking males...
is this the new pokelewd thread?
i'm still expecting my trash story to be analyzed so i can become better at writing
I'd impregnate a Lopunny on the pill as I don't want kids.
Or I'd do a male. Either way really.
Didn't realize how ugly that other pics face was until I posted it.
>>2250306
Lopunny.
Those hips were made for breeding.
She'd be full of my semen all the time and pop out eggs regularly.
>>2250306
Garchomp.
Alternatively, a Gardevoir.
Which pokemon would you feed yourself to and then masturbate in its stomach?
Don't worry, you'll get out without being hurt.
>>2251067
There is only one answer
>ToTH
She
I would a majority of pokemon...
But Bulbasaur is first on my list.
>>2251094
I agree, but I prefer female (not to channel that one spammer or anything)
>>2251526
>implying she can get pregnant
>tfw you'll never be so potent that your Pokemon ends up carrying live offspring instead of eggs
>>2251541
>he likes live birth
DISGUSTING
You mad? Maybe I should post legends, too.
>>2251554
>he wouldn't enjoy seeing his halfhuman baby slowly slip out of his struggling pokewife's gaping cunt
>>2251576
>ywn have a wide hipped dragonite wife
>ywn have her push out a healthy half dragon, half human baby
>swn have a look of dull surprise, saying "Huh, I didn't know I was pregnant"
She'll let you mater her all you want, and she'll let you suckle her boobs, too.
>ywn impregnate a Pokemon and raise your children together
>>2250379
kinda weird this version isn't uploaded to e6, but the female set was uploaded a yr ago
https://e621.net/post/index/1/kajiura%20cinccino
>>2251935
Thats because its an edit I got over at 8ch
>>2250306
Humans aren't meant to have sex with pokemon.
>>2251951
oh, I see.
it's a really good edit though. looking at it closely it's not indistinguishable from the source artstyle, but it's really good
I want to elope with a heavily pregnant Vulpix waifu.
>>2250306
Nidoqueen because
>THICK
>>2251024
>rough skin
>>2250790
>Impregnate
>Not producing kids
...Do you not know what Impregnation means?
Mewtwo dear Arceus, imagine flooding her with purpose
Ninetails
>>2255246
Now that's a fat pussy.
Nice.
>>2255293
This
>>2250306
My waifu.
>>2254669
I always thought it just meant cumming inside.
If it implies having kids then i guess I don't want to impregnate a Pokemon then.
>>2258394
No, it doesn't imply having kids. It literally means it. To impregnate a living creature means to make it pregnant.
>>2258394
That's exactly what it means.
impregnate = make pregnant
Without question, falter, or doubt.
>>2251142
That's Ivysaur you blind nigger
Lugia.
>>2255293
>>2255358
Mein niggers
Would marry and inpregnate the hell out of latias.
>>2259275
Mah nigga
>>2251977
counter evidence: why are pokemon so hot then
>>2250379
This
>>2250306
All of them
>>2251644
Moar pls
>>2250767
Post it nigga
>>2251687
>I'll give my condolences to your kangaskhan wife!
>>2271835
>>2268359
This guy gets it.
Delicious spicy chicken.
>>2271835
"What the hell! freaking speed hacker! "
>>2268359
My brother of African descent.
I'd fill her up completely in a heartbeat, I also like flygon and tons of other dragons.
>>2258341
I want to pump snivy's sweet pussy full of cum.
>>2276643
I want to fill Snivy's pussy with my tongue.
>>2276643
>>2276754
I want to finger her little pussy until she cums.
Mawile and Mienshao
>>2276836
Why is Snivy such a cute and sexy little Pokemon.
>>2276836
I want to rub Snivy's plump cunny lips.
>>2254115
>sand veil
>>2277022
I want to suck on Snivy's fat juicy pussy lips.
>>2277091
I want to plant little kisses on Snivy's cute puffy vag.
>>2277138
I want to snuggle Snivy after pleasuring her and kissing her goodnight.
>>2277161
Me too.
>>2277161
>her
>>2280238
Look, I know its 2016 and the feminists are on patrol, but its still okay to like the opposite gender.
Field or human like egg groups only you degenerate animal fuckers.
A milfy lopunny for me.
>>2250306
this is the hottest delphox i have ever seen
>>2281874
while I agree, dat braixen is still superior
In a heartbeat
You all would love your phox regardless of gender, right?
>>2284692
you realize however that that is not an actual pokemon, but an artist's anthropomorphic iteration of an actual pokemon?
>>2284760
I don't really mind if it's not anthro but I would much prefer it.
>>2272532
>African descent
>likes the fried chicken
No question
I need slimy titjobs
>>2250379
>Cinccino
Toppest taste.
Hey guys my Pokemon is trying to tell me something but idk what it is. Help?
>still no glaceon
You disappoint me.
>>2285090
Eeveelutions are NOT for sexual.
>>2285116
Don't tell me what I can and can't fuck
>>2280185
Sauce?
>>2286993
It's Mizo Ne.
https://e621.net/pool/show/5927
poor vaporeon's tail seems so heavy for it, but.... vaporeon.
it will be male impregnation, of course!!!!
>>2285116
But Eevee's ARE for sexual, correct? Because look at this qtp2t. It clearly wants a good fuck.
>>2289263
Lewd aside, would you get drunk with an Eevee?
>>2285116
I want those Eevee paws on my face.
>>2289292
Absolutely! It'd be cute to try and fight with it over a bottle of alcohol.
I can't stop thinking about her.
>>2292483
She's a miracle of the universe. Best eon.
>>2284860
That's a really nice goodra
>>2284836
Those feathers are of male length
Scrafty!
>>2295225
Of course an anthrofag with shit taste would be the one to post a thumbnail
>>2295340
honest, I have no idea how that even happens. the filename looks taken straight from the source
that said tho, ik what u mean about "anthrofag" shit. not him but basically even tho feral's what I live and breathe, it's basically off-limits unless it's gay cause everyone gives everything "feral" a human pussy...idk why everyone's such a casul
>>2295403>>2295340
Hold on I think this guy is trying to dis femscrafty
>>2295403
I meant that his standards in terms of art quality are sub-par
Though being an anthrofag certainly doesn't help, either
>>2295487
I see... you did make a distinction between "anthrofag" and one's having "shit taste", so you made it clear they're not one and the same, yeah
>>2295225
I love female Scrafty.
>>2284727
I would go gay for my pokémon
>>2295487
It is anthro for the sake of the joke
I actually have to explain this to you
As for quality it was just the first female scrafty I saw
>>2302357
Unf that bumb
>>2302606
Just out of curiosity, whenever anyone dumps porn do you look at a picture in your collection, think it's not good enough to post, and decide to skip over that, or is that something only I do and everyone else just dumps their collections indiscriminately?
Because if it's the latter then that'd certainly explain all the garbage that gets posted in these threads
>>2302698
What's good or good enough varies from person to person.
>>2302726
Right, I'm just wondering if anyone else ever stops to think, "You know what, this one isn't really good enough to be worth posting", or if they just don't care and dump everything they have regardless of quality
>>2302606
>It is anthro for the sake of the joke
>I actually have to explain this to you
not him but you posted a thumbnail.
can't see shit, captain
>>2302872
SHALL WE WHIP OUT THE LARGE PRINT?
>>2303170
WHIP IT OUT
>>2302698
It's just that those are the only ones there are
>not wanting to be the mpreg
>having your pokehusband take care of your every need while you carry his child
>>2305137
Eh, mpreg just isn't appealing to me.
>>2305137
>not self inserting as the mpreg pokemon
>>2302757
I do this a lot. I save a lot of stuff for the sake of it even though it isn't to my liking, so I save anything. But when I post it I don't some of hte badder shit.
With my porn I care less about it as barely anyone draw porn the way I like. But for safe for work pics, I only ever save 100% on model stuff, if it isn't I don't save it.
That's why my Porn folder is 4 times the size of my non porn folder.
I might be alone on this one.
>>2305137
>you will never carry your eggs inbetween eachother after a long day of him watching over you in bed
why live
Bumpan a good thread
>>2306578
You're never alone here on /trash/.
Would you, /trash/?
>Not insta-picking Dragonair
I love miltank!
>not marrying a pokemon that can become anything you can imagine and fulfill your every desire
>not sharing your mutual attraction to other pokemon, and roleplaying by having it turn into other people's waifus and husbandos
>not insisting on having kinky goo sex because you love it for who it is even without it's transformation ability
>not impregnating the only pokemon that would actually be able to pass on your genetics instead of producing an identical copy of the mother
>>2321598
>marrying a retard slut
>>2321598
Alternatively
eevees are for fuck
>>2321598
the thing with that is, i do not find a glob with a retard face arousing, or attractive. i am also only a dogfucker, so a dog would be all i want
Yeah, this is kinda my fetish.
>all these anthro pokemon with non-canon proportions
it doesn't count if you don't actually want to marry and impregnate the pokemon, but rather a gross iteration of them
>>2322058
To each their own, mate. Anthro, feral, humanized all have a place here.
>>2322092
>To each their own, mate. Anthro, feral, humanized all have a place here.
uh, no. did you even read the thread, m8?
>What Pokemon would you marry and impregnate?
Literally, which pokemon do you want to marry and impregnate, not "which pokemon would you remix in order to find satisfactory so you'd want to marry and impregnate them"
>>2322122
We all know this is just the revised edition of the poképorn thread which died.
[spoiler]I ain't judging your dog fetish bro, don't be THAT guy
>>2322171
>We all know this is just the revised edition of the poképorn thread which died.
>[spoiler]I ain't judging your dog fetish bro, don't be THAT guy
what the hell is this? you're trying to blackmail me with my own fetish I expressed on an anonymous imageboard?
if you want to pretend this thread is an imagedump thread and that your posting non-feral makes sense despite your literally not even attempting to propose why that is, go ahead
>>2322195
Nobody ever said it had to be feral m8, let's not fight over nothing
Let's just post lewd eh
>>2321828
It's interesting to note that the journals in Cinnabar Mansion state that Mew gave birth, but not how it got pregnant in the first place. It was with the scientists for 7 months before giving birth. It's entirely possible that one of the scientists got friendly with Mew and was secretly Mewtwo's daddy.
>>2321251
You have good taste
Would you a brown cow though?
>>2322377
you mean would i let her shit on me? why, yes i would.
>>2322762
That is, to say the least, an interesting answer. But no, I mean a Brown Cow.
>>2272505
"OOHHHH. KEEP CRYING BABY."
>>2310644
c-cute
why are most furries gay
Any ones as long as theres a moist hot pussy
>no Zoroark yet
You could easily get away with marrying in public since it can disguise itself as a human.
>>2250370
I read that in the smash announcers voice. Why is he saying Greninja so seductively when he yells the rest of the names?
>>2323883
Not to mention the other things it could disguise.
>>2323110
well yeah heh, why the fuck not
This thread makes my dick hard
>>2323883
>wanting her to disguise
>not proudly marrying your Zoroark in her beautiful non-disguised form in front of everyone
How could you?
>>2321598
>using ditto to fuk anthro versions of pokemans
>fuging ditto infernape
Oh the things I would love to do with that pink blob
>>2321598
Actually ditto can only transform into what it sees. You'd need to find a Pokemon for it to transform into, you can't use pictures. It can only transform into real things as well.
>>2331551
>her
>>2333169
Do you not see the image in the post I was responding to? Do you not see the word "impregnate" in the OP? Does context not exist in your world?
I'd rather get pregnant from a Pokeman
>>2327341
Would you make sure to milk her every day?
>>2331551
But without the disguise, less people will want to help with the marriage! Doesn't your waifu deserve the most beautiful wedding you could possibly give them? Plus there's the exciting rush of danger that she might lose the disguise during the wedding
>>2334260
>Disguise drops right as you kiss the bride
>Families face all in shock
>You look out to them all with a smug look as you keep kissing each other
>They can't do shit anymore because your're already married
That would be pretty neat
>>2334328
>someone calls the cops
Yeah they can.
>>2332094
Pokedex says it can transform based on memory as well, it just gets some details wrong doing so. A few pictures with any important details would be sufficient to ensure an accurate enough transformation for bedroom shenanigans.
>>2334838
I dunno, it might be a bit tricky.
Also they loose their disguise if they laugh.
>115 images
>0 Sceptile
C'mon people
No one??
>>2334968
Hi Justin
>>2334968
I LOOOOOVE
>>2334981
RESHIRAAAAAAAM
>>2334978
Sorry, not Justin. Just surprised no one thought of reshiram
>>2334968
I would a reshiram.
200th reply :d
>>2333182
Context is an excuse created by the jews to promote whale hunt. If you support context, you're supporting the death of many innocent whales. Is this truly what you desire?
>>2337444
>Is this truly what you desire?
[spoiler]yes[/spoiler]
Kind bump
This one.
>>2337444
>implying anybody cares about Wailord
>>2251067
probably dragonair or milotic maybe serpiror if the bond was strong enough and proof that snake would not actually eat me
Also did anyone else get a boner in that one scene in jirachi wishmaker when groudon absorbed May and Team rocket?
>>2284947
She obviously wants to go on a walk. Better let her out before she pisses on something.
This sexy beast
>>2333289
You have good taste. I want to be impregnated by Pokemon but I can never choose which one. Probably a Gallade.
>>2344373
Great taste.
Hell, I'd impregnate it if it was feral.
>>2250306
This qt cotton-sheep.
>>2344617
I'd be fine with being impregnated, or being their egg carrier. One or the other.
>>2341213
An even kinder bump.
>>2250306
This one.
so is this like the new pokelewds thread while the other one is dead?
like, you can't impregnate males, but people say "i'm pregnant with you now" sometimes, so does that count
>>2354595
But turtles can't take their shells off
>>2354687
yeah i don't get it either, but some people think they should be able to since they're pokemon
>>2354595
>not letting your male pokemon dump their seed in you to make you pregnant with their eggs
All of them.
>>2355285
>implying i wouldn't love to be filled with and covered in my pokemon's cum
hah i don't believe you've met my fetish yet
it's kinda like this but with really large pokemon instead, and I'm the grovyle, and there's a lot more cum
I would love any pokemon
>>2360188
But would you marry and impregnate any pokemon? That's the real question
None of them.
But there are lots that I would let claim and impregnate me.
http://willyoupressthebutton.com/321095
eh eh EH?
>>2361213
>implying anyone wouldn't
>>2250306
The one with voting rights.
>>2361213
That's hot
>>2361213
It all depends. I wouldn't wanna be anything but human anyway, but if interspecies relationships are still outlawed, then what's the point?
>>2361213
Well, I don't want to be an animal, so of course I click the button.
>>2361213
In a heartbeat
>>2302357
Can legendaries count? Because I'd marry a fem Zekrom.
>>2365134
Yes, legendaries count. Like how I named Reshiram
>>2360428
Of course
![6256d95c251fbe5ccb0cb98ee89b6a0f[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/UuUcgzr.png "6256d95c251fbe5ccb0cb98ee89b6a0f[1].png")
>>2333809
fo sho
>>2362365
are you implying sex is banned for humans x'ing anthros alone?
I'm trying to remember this artist that did a lot of pokeporrn.
One of their pieces of art was a girl making out with zygarde's dog form, and then in another piic of the set getting fucked by it, anybody have it/ know the artist?
We can move the thread over here
>>2367519
>>2368875
Good man.
>>2250306
>Be a musician
>Musical Pokémon
She's the perfect match
>>2377722
>so close to quint-sevens
>>2346726
Muh Dick
>>2346726
Zoroark a best
>>2346726
>>2385788
These aren't even pokemon at this point, they're sparkledogs.
>>2391944
Better pokeporn then that faggy Eevee shit
>>2392114
>Faggy
It's clearly female.
>Better
Lmao no
>Eevee
>Shit
He said while posting a clearly unfinished sketch.
>>2391944
Sparkledogs aren't mainly gray and black.
Besides, those are just anthro versions. I like feral too.
>>2392114
>Anthro snake better then anything
I dunno man. Don't know why you'd even bother fapping to that, especially one as shit looking as that
>>2390291
>Choosing worst Pokemon
