EXPRESS GAMES
FIRST 36
praise RNGesus for a less violent death
Mii Swordfighter
Dubs God
>299 captcha
>>2241792
Ryu Hayabusa
Sakuya Izayoi
>>2241792
Aussa the Earth Charmer
>>2241792
Patchouli
Kana
>>2241789 (Mad Scientisto)
Ooo
Too bad.
>>2241792
Yin
All hail RNGesus
>>2241792
Takeshita
>>2241787
>sets the flask aside
It'll be alright.
Express champion Kaneki
>>2241792
Simon
>>2241792
Asuka Shikinami Langley
>thanks for hosting Mokou.
>>2241792
Gary oak
>>2241792
Sanya is shit
>>2241792
Someone
>>2241792
Corvo Attano
>night fuckers, I love all of you
Baron Remover Hitler
Mil Muertes
Lewd spoon
Eggman-kun
Shizune Hakamichi
>>2241792
Kosaki
Mami Tomoe
>>2241799
It seems you even managed to get the double you were talking about, sir!
>>2241792
Asellus
>>2241790
>>2241798
>This maybe the case
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen-Miharu
Or
Eila Ilmatar Miharu
Kurisu
Kuroneko
>>2241819
>kissu
Street Performer
Marco
Francesca
Shiratama
Matsuda
Sanae Kochiya
Corrin
Berg Katze
John Henry Eden
Iida Tenya
Minako
Koyomi Araragi
Eggman-kun
>>2241808
M-my name is Kurisu. Makise Kurisu.
>>2241792
Baron Blade
Ringabel
Squid Girl
>>2241819
>hugs the baka baka
>>2241799
>>2241826
As predicted by my Destiny Record for the jester known as Adachi the digit gambler.
...Y'all got a weird sense'a humor, y'know that?
>>2241754
>>2241838
I aint never been a science person, myself....
>>2241755
>>2241803
'T-ta Wynn? Naw, naw.....She's fine, I'm sure.
>>2241762
>>2241840
>She clears her throat, shooting a glance
Aint as grant as ya thing.
>>2241779
>>2241805
>She laughs softly
I don't think 'bout it much. But...this place is always nothin' if not "intriguing".
Sharpedo
>>2241852
O!
Nice to meet you Kurukise!
>>2241816
But it's not even me hosting, you cunt.
>>2241863
It just seems you have bad luck is all my beauty.
>>2241802
>>2241839
I live comfortably in a manor, and study and research magic all day.
I don't really need a job, Aikawa.
>>2241798
>yeh
>>2241863
You can think about it as little as you like. Me? I'm writing this down for later.
>>2241784
Says the anon hiding in the coward with his micropenis.
Do you know why they call me blade? Because I penetrate.
>>2241868
Remove the weeb and it becomes best shark
Yukine
What would happen if 4chan made a HG board?
>>2241880
I'm already jealous
>>2241882
>kissu
>>2241876
>it's not even me hosting
Thank god for that :^^^^^^^^^^^^)
>>2241863
...Barring exceptions, ofcourse. My apologies.
>>2241884
It's the best case scenario.
>>2241863
I'm a science-ey person myself, believe it or not
>>2241785
I'm not taking any risks
The safety of humans is much more important than the feelings of the youkai
>>2241884
If they do they should enable IDs
>>2241884
Then something will happen
Yuki
>>2241881
Still got a bigger sushiroll than the sardine you are packing, faggot.
>>2241884
They never would, way too niche.
>>2241884
If it was visible in catalog and mods weren't Hoshi would be good
>>2241888
Hey!
>>2241863
Good.
>>2241810
Give me my flask back before I shoot you.
>>2241895
I agree completely.
>>2241879
I'd say my luck's been nothin' but good for a...long, long time.
>>2241880
I suppose I've just developed a sorta..."live and let live" mindset. Can't blame ya, though.
>>2241892
Hehe, no worries 'bout it.
>>2241894
Can't really say I see why....
>>2241910
I mean...why would ya say that sorta thing?
>>2241894
The safety and peace between both species are at stake than your wrath against them. You don't want to have another war, do you?
Now's the part where you pray really hard
>>2241911
A-Alright. Just calm down
>gives back the flast
>>2241919
Most people don't speak when there is something wrong.
>>2241919
At least you ain't cursed... Well, I think i'm cursed anyhow.
>>2241890
>>2241923
Yee
>>2241923
>prays for RNGesus
>>2241923
Let those who stand in my own be ended swiftly...
>>2241886
It's its own job.
At least you're keeping yourself alive.
>>2241919
Not everyone can be. That's why we're all individuals with different professions.
>>2241923
...Also, looks like we all ended up pretty close. Let's work together again, Aussa.
>>2241895
That could be the best but also the worst thing to happen.
>>2241923
>>2241860
Give this thing my spot!
>>2241901
Stop talking lies hoshi it doesnt help your sad cause.
The fact that the only insult you can focus on is a shoddy joke at manhood? I never realized you could be THIS pathetic
>>2241870
Better than Christina.
>>2241923
Mhhmm, looks good.
>>2241923
>shit district
>>2241923
Looks fine, Mokou.
>>2241923
Let's begin! My blade is ready for action.
>>2241862
Uhm, miss, has anyone ever told you that that's just a notebook?
I don't think you could see the future in a notebook...
>>2241923
Looks good, miss host!
May luck be on our side and may the best be with both of you.
>>2241923
All looks fine!
>>2241921
I highly doubt that will happen.
>>2241919
It's a bit hard to believe with my job and all, but it's nothing but the truth
>>2241895
Fuck no. Fuck off we don't want /hga/ 2.0.
>>2241934
I suggest you put on more suitable clothing or just don't lay like that.
>>2241940
I don't know if I'm supposed to be upset or grateful ~de geso...
>>2241925
>Grabs
>Puts in boyshorts
I am perfectly calm. You aren't the one who's calm because you're too busy being an asshole to be calm.
>>2241923
Ignore what >>2241947 says
>>2241941
Drop your pants and bend on on all 4s and i'll show you what i think of you and your opinions.
>>2241954
Hello shitposter-kun.
>>2241954
Yes we do fuck you
>>2241958
O-oh. Sorry.
>>2241952
Sanae, there is only so much a species could take for unjust cruelty
>>2241923
...Oh, I'm likin' this district.
>>2241926
Wynn always spoke'er mind....
>>2241928
Well, that sounds...tricky.
>>2241934
Variety th'spice'a life, huh?
>>2241952
I just prefer th'magic alternative 'ta such stuff.
>Destroys a clock
>stops time
>>2241947
>HG rules
shit, don't kick me out
>>2241961
Implying your opinion matters.
Rules are rules.
>>2241954
No one would be in control other than the mods of 4chan. Everyone would know everything, rather than only a few. The only thing it'd do is prevent shitposting as well as prevent secret avas so it's more detrimental than beneficial.
>>2241934
But not for as long as you.
And that's a pretty short pajama.
>>2241956
What do you m...
Oh, I see it now.
An...embarrassing pose for sure.
I can't say I'm the worst offender.
>>2241974
That has a nice ring to it, yes.
>>2241978
Let's get a move-on ~de geso!
>>2241978
Thank you for keeping my name.
>prays for RNGesus harder
>>2241943
Hmmh?
Christina?
Thats your name?
>>2241962
No I would never even think of doing such a thing because unlike you Im not a faggot
>>2241978
I'll put this on my shelf
>>2241978
These two look kinda weak... Just follow my lead and we'll win, okay?
>>2241974
It is tricky. Hell, I don't even know if this curse is real or not. It maybe fake.
>>2241978
And I run yet again.
>>2241996
It's Makise Kurisu.
>>2241985
IDs would ruin the authenticity of this place. It would be way more harmful than shitposting.
Shitposting is a thing you gotta accept and live with it instead of trying to encourage it or kill it. It's a part of HG that you like it or not.
http://strawpoll.me/7319026
http://strawpoll.me/7319026
http://strawpoll.me/7319026
http://strawpoll.me/7319026
http://strawpoll.me/7319026
>>2241997
Shame, cause that's the only thing that you'll feel between your legs - my balls slapping against your tight little ass.
>>2241989
You're right. I've been alive longer and I'm more experienced. But thinking on things like that won't get you anywhere either.
So what if they are?
They cover more than enough.
>>2241978
Okay... I'm ready.
>>2241978
>
>>2242005
Nice to meet you Christina!
>>2242019
It's not Christina, and it's nice to meet you too.
>>2241951
Many have said the same, but of course their mortal eyes cannot look further into my dark arts. This book has successfully predicted occurriences in this land, like my unavoidable victory in the first day I arrived here.
>>2241923
Street performer, please play this song using your skills as a musician
>Gives playlist.
>>2241969
You're not sorry. You should have never said that you'd be happy if I got fucked in front of you. You're just going to apologize and then say something even more harsh later on and then drive a wedge even further in between the gap between us.
>>2241990
Oh, who would be the worst?
>>2241990
Hehe, part'a th'reason why I chose this "job", really, is all th'interestin' things 'ta see.
>>2242001
Suppose it'd be best 'ta err on th'side'a caution, huh...?
>>2241970
It's not unjust, if they cause trouble, I stop it. It is that simple.
>>2241974
Well, Gensokyo isn't that scientifically advanced either, magic is still very common over there.
But Lady Kanako and Lady Suwako even built an underground research center, for the Kappa to do research.
>>2241978
I've failed you, Lady Kanako and Lady Suwako
>>2242010
>All these Yes votes
Found those who joined after /hga/ was created.
>>2242016
More than enough?
What would be just barely enough then?
>>2241978
Pray harder
>>2242011
Perhaps you would actually do something useful in your life if you wernt constantly thinking of fucking older men you degenerate faggot.
Now go back to whater cesspool spawned you, cretin.
>>2241982
You fuck off faggot
>>2242040
>tries to pray, but gets drowned in the progress
>>2242025
Oh yeah, I am Kana.
>>2242040
Hehe, sleep well!
>>2242040
It's true. That Oak kid thinks you're some kind of rare pokemon. Watch your ass...
>>2242005
>>2242019
kek
>>2242048
The only cesspool i want is your smeary stinker, old man.
>>2242038
Enough to me would be garments that cover the chest and stomach, as well as covering the waist and anything a few inches above the knees.
>>2242033
Yuugi comes to mind first.
>>2242067
Respect to you, Sakuya.
And do better next time.
>>2242035
It is unjust when you're the one to provoke them.
>>2242040
You may not speak, but your face tells me the fear that grows withing you!
>>2242034
Nope, i'll throw caution to the wind like always. Besides, no curse will get in my way of loving women.
>>2242040
Chasing yet another beauty... how delightful.
>>2242049
>Get out. You are the cancer killing HG
Oh the irony.
You want IDs and yet what are you doing ? Shitposting me, spitting your hate over someone on the internet because you disagree with my opinion.
IDs would ruin the last bit of genuine magic HG has. Take your namesync shit somewhere else.
>>2242048
The only cesspool i want is your smeary stinker, old man.
>>2242037
Nigger just fuck off already, IDs would fix this place, fuck the shitposters and all the niggers that want "Secret Avas", secret avas are for shitposters and nother more
>>2241978
Time to start the adventure it is then! I'll let you all be, I'd rather not end up with harming any of you.
>>2242040
I don't think a plastic sword variant of Sayaka her sword will make for good exercise...
...nonetheless, I will practise with you, so you can be a tougher force out there!
>>2242027
Oh, so you've got magical powers as well then?
Could you show me how it works, miss? If you can predict the future it might be beneficial to fighting all the evil out there.
>>2242010
>11 no votes
11 anon shitposting cowards confirmed.
>>2242033
>>2241974
I don't much like thinkin' 'bout that....Either way, 'parrently I kick butt somethin' fierce in Gensokyo.
>She laughs softly, flashing a grin
>>2242035
Ooh, I think I've seen one'a them 'round. Looked way different from th'kappa from my world, I tell ya that.....
>>2242080
Hey, I aint your boss, hehe.
>>2242076
Her.....
>>2242067
Further the game by not helping others
>>2242030
W-Well, what am I supposed to do?
>>2242084
B-brother?!
>>2241954
Says Anonymous shitposter
>>2242037
To be fair the shitposting was way more diluted before we went to /hga/ so there wasn't really a need for them because everyone got along for the most part
>>2242082
Make a HG with IDs without nazi mods so normal people that care about the games can join, and go to 8ch and create a HG without IDs and with nazi mods so anons can shitpost and stuff :^)
Simple
>>2242078
But I'm not the provoker, I far too busy at the shrine to do that.
>>2242089
I believe I've seen Nitori around here.
She's a smart kid, very creative with her inventions
>>2242091
Oh god... never again please...
>>2242090
I can see you'd agree.
Sanae too.
>>2242091
I need more sleep than either of you. I go first.
>>2242091
>>2242049
>oldfags
>tired of shitposting
Rop dek
>>2242089
And you never will be my boss...
>>2242091
A knife? Will, it should have it's uses.
>>2242102
>Is here for 2 months max
>Thinks he is an expert in this community
fuck off newfag
>>2242087
O-of course, I cannot borrow the power of the Dark Gods so easily. My Destiny Record would alter the divine order of the world if I abuse it too much.
>>2242091
Well done Performer! Play the last song our victim will hear in her last day in this world!
>>2242085
>Secret avas are for shitposters and nothing more
Sorry, but no. Not entirely true. There are various reasons why people use secrets avas, myself included.
>>2242104
Or you know, let HG how it is?
/trash/ is perfectly fine as it is but you memefucks will deny it by crying out loud that HG is dead.
Grow some tough skin and that's it. Don't ruin the fun of others because you're incapable of ignoring some anonymous' posts.
>>2242060
Kana, that's cute. Is it foreign?
>>2242094
Quit putting me down to lift yourself up.
>>2242116
This
Oldfags are the shitposting
>>2242091
Hehehe
>>2242076
So like this??
>>2242109
Yup, that'd be her. Where I'm from...kappa aint even considered universally sentient, an' they really don't look nothin' like that.
>>2242121
I don't like bein' a boss.
>>2242091
Stall the game by helping each other
>>2242130
>LF
>>2242096
It is I, Hatshi! Good to see you, brother.
>>2242128
Yeah k, anyway IDs wouldn't ruin secret avas, I mean you just wont be able to ava as 2 people in 1 thread, not a big deal
>>2242091
I'll run double shifts so all of you can get enough rest.
>>2242127
Oh! Don't worry miss, I don't want to borrow it.
I'm just curious to how it works, it's a different form of magic so I just wanted to look what happens when you perform your magic.
>>2242124
I'm here since one year bby but let's take out that irrelevant argument out of the way.
You want your ids? Go somewhere else and create your own HG community, take those who want IDs with you.
Those who appreciate HG for what it is and not what it isn't will stay here and have genuine fun.
>>2242130
Even Jude hates /trash/. It's cancerous as fuck.
>>2242145
Great
>>2242148
I CALLED DIBS ON BARON'S SWEET ASS FIRST, NIGGER
...Unless you want to form a mantrain? I'm in.
>>2242139
...You have to explain a bit better.
you're missing clothes around the waist and hips. To hide your...
>ahem
Private places.
>>2242165
FFFFF
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>>2242143
What you're describing sounds more like the Kappa from Japanese folklore.
You know the ones, the ones that...
>gulp
put their fist up people's anusses
You're all a bunch of retarded faggots. This is literally the worst, most autistic community I have ever encountered.
>>2242130
>You memefucks
Literally the niggers that ruin the fun of others are the ones that cry "HG is dead", IDs would make HG much more enjoyable and you can't prove other, the end.
>>2242147
Bekommst krebs bitte, danke schon. Aka fuck off you autistic rat.
>>2242174
k, useless faggot
>>2242113
She should wear more clothing or cover herself up.
>>2242109
From the way you speak it would appear to be the opposite.
>>2242145
Believe so? I know so.
>>2242174
Why do you feel the need to make a shitposter relevant? How hard is it to just ignore them and let their spaghetti flinging pass?
>>2242174
[insert booty bothered reply here]
>>2242165
lol you got beat up by girls
dubs man gets double kills
>>2242143
You should take interest in being a boss. I mean, aren't you already one?
>>2242145
>She sighs
Oh boy, this is going to be trouble for me.
>>2242174
>impersonating literal garbage
>>2242154
>I'm here since one year
Sure you are kiddo
>>2242163
No deal, I want his turd cutter early bird special, you can take his piehole.
>>2242178
It's "Bitte bekomme Krebs, dankeschön."
>>2242182
Well Sakuya, you know me better than that, atleast I hope.
And you've resolved plenty of incidents on your own before.
>>2242174
Nobody cares.
>>2242187
Bomb acquired.
Rushing B Cuka.
>>2242182
Honestly, it is not that hard. You look more respectable that way too.
>>2242199
Thanks G.
>>2242187
How could I have been so damn careless? Thanks, stranger...
Floaty float
pooooof
>>2242170
The waist is further up and you didn't mention hips.
But look, "a few inches above the knees" isn't covered at all >>2241934!
>>2242131
>Sorry, was busy
Uhhh..
I don't know..
Its just Kana.
>>2242198
Maybe i'll clean your poopshoot myself by tieing a little brush on my dick.
>>2242153
...You...you can't. I've used all its energy to predict Adachi's digits. Besides, if you happen to look upon the contents of this books you might lose your sight permanently.
>>2242187
Bold enough to reject my protection? Then only your demise awaits ahead of your path!
>>2242187
4 on 1
that's not fair, but HG isn't fair
>>2242224
The Squid betrayed me, no deal ill join other side
>>2242145
>>2242183
Yeah, instruments aint too scary....
>>2242173
Eeer, I aint so sure 'bout that, but...they aint nice, typically.
>>2242189
Not really. What'cha mean?
>>2242220
What's the matter, your cardboard cutter gone dull that you need the help of a hygiene tool to make fuck?
>>2242132
Look, I don't know how else to say it. I'm sorry for the way I treated you. Can you get off me about it now?
>muh sekrit avas
What about instead of ID's, a requirement to attach an image
some shitposting might be discouraged
>>2242217
Then I'll add that too. It has to cover the hips.
...W-which still doesn't excuse my breach of that earlier, you're right. Thank you for pointing this out, Aikawa.
I have to remain diligent on dress length. Perhaps I'll have Koakuma check my wardrobe again and refit...
>>2242231
Human vehicles are another story.
>>2242231
They aren't
Atleast the Kappa I know are somewhat shy around humans
I won't stop shitposting until all of you are drowning in my shit and piss.
>>2242224
Why is it so addictive?
![[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 2537.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/avLpCRh.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 2537.jpg")
>>2242233
Sorry. I'll stop making such a big deal out of you always shutting me down and then proceeding to kick me while I am down.
G-GUYS!
NO IDS PLS I WANT TO SHITPOST IN PEACE AND USE MY SECRET AVAS FOR ERP :((((
>>2242243
Nigger just attach meme images how dumb are you
>>2242232
I don't want scrapes of inferior crusted up semen filling your turdshoot once i'm done giving you a premium fill up~
>>2242254
Street Performer learns how to win the Express Games many times
>>2242177
>IDs would make HG much more enjoyable and you can't prove other
Nobody would have anything to prove to you if you were there when HG was on /b/.
>you can't prove other
I can even if you're gonna deny it:
IDs will force these threads like it's some sort of organized community, by doing so you deliberately sacrifice the genuine fun that come out of it by throwing out of the window everyone's privacy.
Interactions would feel forced, no more unique moments like the one where the pasta from earlier win would happen because everyone would know who entered it as a filler.
IDs are nothing but an illusion, the hatred would still be there and tell you what it'd be even more intensified, it simply would be hided.
And finally, such an environment would kill freedom of the speech for the most part.
Take HG for what it is instead of trying to turn it to something it isn't just for your own liking, my friend.
>>2242224
You're welcome to try...
...just know that I won't give up or let myself go down that easily, I can't let the others down after all.
>>2242222
Don't worry about my eyesight, that can recover in a few mere seconds.
I'm a magical girl, wounds heal in a small time, I can only be harmed if my soul gem takes damage, miss.
@2242256
(You)
>>2242201
I only resolved those incidents because my Mistress requested me to. But on my journey I never once grew hatred towards the Youkai that I had to strike down nor did I provoke them, besides that werewolf.
I request the shitposting of lewd Yin pictures
>>2242266
>lurking
>>2242262
Least I'm not shooting you while you're down.
>>2242231
You control beasts of the earth element.
I'm a slut!
>>2242270
>When HG was on /b/
When HG was on /b/ you fucking donglodyce it wasn't the community shitposting against it, it was random niggers that got bored eventually and left, you are a newfag just keep your mouth shut and don't even bother to reply
>lots of hime haircuts lately
:v
Do you ever question your own existence? I sure do.
>>2242270
Your rights end where my feelings begin.
>>2242270
Shut the fuck up, Seth.
>>2242294
You are just a cartoon posted by some loser behind a computer, shut the fuck up
>>2242294
I only question my actions theehheh
>>2242293
Yeah v^_^
>>2242294
I question it every now and then...
>>2242278
Still, the way you look at me makes me look like a monster
