ERP Thread
Sexy lingerie edition
Previous thread: >>2236615
(Now, for some well-earned rest.)
(See you later, thread.)
>>2240929
What a soft little ball of fur~
>He snuggles her by lifting his lap up a bit and bending his back over her, rubbing his head onto her back
>>2240885
(Sorry Polt. No belly rubs or kisses today ;-; just saying hi in between things)
>Rei
Imanotsurugi pls return.
REEEEEEEE
AVAFAGGING AS SOMEONE WHO GETS SEX IS HARD!!!!!!!!
>>2240745 (Cat)
>She floats towards the cat
Interesting, it seems me and you are wanted by that magician girl.
>>2240759
>She stares at his cock, narrowing her eyes.
Well at least your cock is at a decent size.
>With her final say, the imp's hair comes to life and forms a hand, reaching for the man's cock and gently strokes it.
>>2240788 (Lord Dominator)
>She wiggles her butt in the space overlord's direction
That's good, I was just having some fun~
>>2240789 (Fionna )
Then why did you call me a foul beast and tried to hurt me? Human's are always so aggressive.
>>2240881 (Dorito slut)
>Holding the heated cock in her grasp, she drops, leveling it with your tight backdoor, slightly loosened from her last assault, the radiant warmth of her cock bringing back memories of the last painful session
Hehh, That's better, my little slut~
>>2240930 (Ice king's waifu)
>She simply puts her hands upon her sides, looking down at you, disappointed that you couldn't even give her a challenge before pulling up her mask, and droning off sarcastically in her normal, feminine voice as she reaches down and grabs hold of your ankle, preventing you from getting back up and getting away
Ohhh noooooo, Looks like I've got yooooou
>>2240930
>Chun li blushes a bit and turns around presenting her wide hips and meaty thighs to you.
J-just make it quick ok!
>>2240940
Well I did, but so far everything here is quiet.
>She them relaxes and gets out of your face.
Well then, how do people "loosen up" around here?
>>2240967
>homestuck
Found your issue.
>>2240976
Well I hope you enjoyed yourself then~
>>2240978
I still wanna fuck your ass, you know.
>>2240955
(I will sleep with you.)
>>2240912 (Sena poster)
Oh god, that image... r-remember that outfit too for the future.
I hope you have a good Friday~
>>2240848
>As he continues to fuck her throat harder and harder, he reaches down for her breasts and starts playing with them, rubbing her breasts and teasing her nipples.
Do you want to take this to the next level? I'd like to make you feel as good as you're making me feel.
Hmph.....It's as quiet as the inside of a tomb in here....And even then the spirits of the dead would chatter about.....
>>2240997
Eh, it's not as enjoyable when you're so easy going about it, now I need to find some diiferent fun with you.
>>2241016
(Thanks! And you, too.)
>>2241018
>She pulls her head off your cock, leaving it dripping spit and pre as she stands in front of you, bending herself over the table
Make me moan, slut~
>>2241038
Good luck with that
>>2240978
You probably know that already as well. What else do you want me to say? I mean it is all consensual.. Mostly..
>He breathes out, feeling a little less tense. He finally turns his perverted gaze back to her long, powerful legs
I miss ______
When was that blonde event thingy happening?
>>2241083
Kurisu!
>>2241083
Jayden anon
>>2241083
When we didn't have shitty posts like this.
>>2241083
Trixie
>>2240977
>Peridot gulps and shuts her eyes.
W-Whenever you're ready, L-Lord.
>She grits her teeth a little. Her barely healed hole slightly loosens, muscle memory doing its job rather well.
>>2241086
Probably tomorrow
>>2241083
Melody.
>>2241086
Tomorrow night is what's being thrown around.
Not that I'll be here to enjoy it.
>>2241105
"Trixie will be back soon, Anonymous!"
>>2241083
Ythyl'n
>>2240976
Y-you looked evil!
>>2240978
>fiona presses her face to your ass, rubbing it in and smiling softly
So smooth...
>she lifts her hands to rub your thighs
>>2240980
Nah the issue is i never really dedic8d myself to it
>>2241072
Grrr, back to my legs huh. Alright Anon, I'll level with you, how about we help each other loosen up, huh?
>>2241001
W-why would anyone want to stick it... there?
>>2241086
Tomorrow night.
>>2241058
>She frowns, crossing her arms as she floats.
Well I guess it's safe to say I'm not a potential target for you.
>>2241083
You like a hole in the head.
Why does it feel so good to get bullied
>>2241132
>Chun jumps up and her eyes widen
Hey! I thought you just wanted my legs!?
>She starts to pant as you glide your hands along her plump legs and her knees start to shake.
>>2241147
It looks nice, warm and tight! Perfectly snug for my cock.
>>2241058
Since you lubed up my cock very nicely, I had another idea in mind.
>He lines his cock up with her asshole as quickly shoves his cock inside, spanking her ass hard as he inserts his cock.
Now moan, you filthy slut.
>>2241115
I'll exercise my fappin' hand until then.
>>2241171
Because putting your physical and emotional state into another's hands is a comforting break from the turmoil of life
>>2241171
Because you're a pathetic sissy.
>>2241160
>Touches ears
>>2241171
Hi Mizuki.
>>2241152
>he watches her float in the air, eyeing her butt, then quickly lashes out and smacks his palm against a shapely buttock
Damn, that's a fine ass!
Sorry to the anons I was doing stuff with earlier by the way! I fell asleep.
>>2241206
>Sways her head left and right, gently slaping your hand with her flopsy ears.
>>2241147
Wait, so you are here to "loosen up"?
>He runs his hand over the smooth pantyhose, feeling the muscle underneath and grabbing it to feel how firm it is
I guess I could tell you a little more about this place if you help me out..
>>2241171
Because you're pathetic Anon....You thrive on the idea of being placed through such torment to prove to yourself that you still exist.....That you can feel agony...Pain...Suffering and pleasure all at the same time!.......
Happy Dark Souls 3 preload day!
>>2241107
>She prods your enterance with the heated head of her magma cock, pushing herself inside, the intense heat filling you sense instantly, stinging as she drives herself into you
>>2241152
Not now, anyways
>>2241182
>wincing slightly as you attack her unprepared anus, she bites her lip as you spread her tight anal walls, the hot flesh wrapping your cock
Y-you think that's gonna work~?
So does anyone here know who this bitch is
Pondering playing her, but I'd like someone who knows a smidgen of Gendum to play against
>>2241264
Tewi if I keep you around, will you give me the best of fortunes?
>>2241194
... Interesting idea.
>>2241320
Maybe.
Not if you keep me against my will though.
>>2241337
Don't you give me that look.
>>2241308
I don't think you really need to know shit if you wanna ERP
If you really want to know her personality and stuff just look her up and read up on the wiki for the series
>>2241308
I know who she is, she is from a gundam show but it really doesn't matter. She is fumina hoshino and her personality is pretty much exactly what you'd imagine it to be. So go for it, we need more girls around who wear spats
>>2241337
Is there any way I can convince you to stick around with me?
>>2241180
>She gets a look of surprise in her face as she didn't expect you to be so straight forward.
B-but that's lewd Anon! Y-you really think my butt looks nice?
>>2241267
>>2241132
(Sorry, have to go, will try to be back tonight!)
>>2241352
Hmm?
>>2241365
Petting and feeding and fucking I guess.
>>2241357
>I don't think you really need to know shit if you wanna ERP
Well yeah, if you want to breed bad RPers
Part of the charm of a character is their personality
>>2241368
(Okay! Looking forward to my next interrogation!)
>>2241374
I can easily do all three right now.
>>2241164
Dont say that
>she softly whispers under her breath those words, blushing and trying to wiggle her ass for you
>>2241179
>she quickly moves her head from your ass, staring at it lustfully
S-sorry!
Should i stop?
>her hands stay on your thighs without moving, squeezing them softly
>>2241368
Ok!
>>2241132
Don't judge a book by it's cover, there's a woman here who looks more evil than me and she enjoys it.
>She shakes her head
Nothing but bite.
>>2241227
That doesn't sound too bad..I don't think she will last from just both of us, she'd probably explode.
>>2241226
>She floats there taking the hit, her butt jiggles lightly from the force. she doesn't bother to muster up some expression.
So many of you really like smacking me there.
>>2241301
I knew it-
Wait, what do you mean not now?
>>2241374
I said don't give me that look! I know what you're trying to do and it won't work.
>>2241301
I'm just getting started.
>He starts thrusting his cock in and out of her tight ass, pushing her head down as he fucks her ass. He moves one hand towards her pussy and starts to rub her clit.
>>2241407
I'm not gonna get you to breed the bun?
Aww.
>>2241386
What would you feed me anon?
>>2241357
>>2241358
I was asking if anyone here knew stuff about it actually. I've watched like every Gundam series' there is.
I worded myself poorly, made it sound like I was asking for source or something, my apologies.
>>2241301
Ah! L-Lord Dominator, p-please! A little gentler!
>Peridot squirms under her, and spreads her legs farther apart.
>Steam begins to flow away from her body again, as all fluids quickly evaporate as the lava cock penetrates her.
>>2241397
>he smiles playfully at her as she keeps floating with much of a reaction
Well, it IS a nice ass. Just the right size for getting one's hands on.
With that thing in plain view it's a little difficult to resist.
>>2241422
Of course not! No matter how tempting you might make it, I will NOT force you down and then mating press you until you're overflowing with cum.
>>2241395
>he sits down, trying to hide his lust as he beckons her over to his lap, eyes still watching her swinging, thick booty
Its not a bad thing, chubby, come take a seat..
>>2241422
I would feed you as many carrots as you want, of any type, including my own carrot.
>>2241444
Sounds like you've put a lot of thought into what you want to do to me anon, are you sure it won't happen?
>>2241450
How big is your carrot anon? Is it tasty?
Does anyone want to do some anon pee stuff? I'd like to be a girl if at all possible.
>>2241397
Means I don't feel like it
And besides, I don't even know what the hell you are
>>2241412
T-this is nothin'
>She confidently boasts to herself, as she eagerly pushes against your force, her tight ass gripping your cock, pleasing you much more then her mouth did as you feel your pre already starting to leak inside her
>>2241427
Harder~?
>You stare up to her, pleading for mercy as her cock rams inside, hilting itself inside your now-spread ass, the sudden heat rushing inside proving to be unbearable as you shout out, your cries mingled with moans, both only encouraging the mint green dominatrix
>>2241468
I am absolutely certain that I am not wrestling with the idea right now, and I'm also certain that there isn't a single thing you can do to make me give in.
>>2241397
Sorry!
I really didnt mean to be mean!
>>2241446
>she simply ignores his comment, slowly walking over to you, and setting her ass on your lap, shifting around uncomfortably
>>2241469
What sort of thing did you have in mind?
>>2241468
Damn why are you so tempting.. Stupid pheromone soaked bunny..
>>2241397
Honestly, I can't wait to test that out! The best part is she'll probably love it, too.~
...Wanna warm up on each other before?
>>2241468
Would you like to see it for yourself? I'd be happy to show you.
>>2241469
Elaborate
>>2241491
Anything with pee. Peeing self, on others, being peed on. Etc.
>>2241475
>Peridot writhes and squirms as her body is invaded once again.
>She's too busy using her mouth to gasp for air and scream, so she's unable to beg her to stop.
>She puts her hands on the ground, and braces herself for the unpleasing pounding.
>>2241488
Not even spread my legs for you and show you my tight little bunny pussy?
>>2241493
Because I'm built to breed and you're a really horny anon. Why not just fuck me and fill me with your cum until my belly bloats with your children?
>>2241501
Ooh! Yes! I wanna see your big juicy carrot anon!
>>2241475
>He grunts at her tight ass squeezing his cock and starts to plow her ass as hard as he can, his balls slapping against her pussy with each thrust. He inserts two fingers into her pussy and thrusts them in and out, feeling her wetness.
Really, because you're pretty wet right now. Just let out your moans already and admit you're a filthy buttslut who loves getting fucked in the ass.
>>2241504
I like that.
What sort of girls you interested in playing?
>>2241539
Maybe if you were a bit bigger. I'd totally breed Reisen
>>2241489
>he shudders from her weight, hands inching along his lap to squeeze at her plumpness through her tight skirt, feeling himself harden beneath her fleshy cheeks
Hot d-damn Fionna...
>>2241548
Anything you want anon, Dom, sub, thick,thin, black, white. Etc etc etc.. Or with relationships, no boundaries.
>>2241539
Alright...
>He unzips his pants and lowers them along with his underwear, showing off his slowly hardening cock to the small rabbit
>>2241520
>She pounds her lava lance inside your brutally abused asshole, slapping her flesh against your small rear, reeling back to do it again
Oh look at you moaning for this, you love~ it in the ass, don't you?
>>2241540
Y-you think you're gonna get the best of me that easily~?
>She forces herself back, sheathing your cock in her ass passage, it's tight grip milking you with every thrust as you feel yourself throbbing inside her, your fingering clearly making her sweat slightly, although you're already breathing heavy
>>2241539
No! Not even that! So definitely don't try it! Not that it would matter, since it wouldn't work, but don't do it anyway because...I said so!
did someone say, lingere
>>2241575
I meant like, character-wise. If you knew any waifus in particular.
>>2241584
>wide hips
>bulges
Oh no, oh no..
>>2241584
Aww, come here cutie, give your uncle Sans a hug
>>2241593
I'm not sure.. Up to you!
>>2241584
N-no
>>2241602
Yeah that artist is pretty good at what they do.
>>2241553
Reisen is a loser anon! Cmon fill me with your cock and fuck me so hard I'll scream for you!
>>2241577
Anon that isn't a carrot! How are you gonna feed me with this?
>>2241583
This just sounds like you really want me to and expect reverse psychology to work.
So I won't do it. BLEEEEH!
>>2241614
I know like, a lot, which is why I usually ask if my partner has any girls they'd feel particularly strong with...
I want to breed her fuck Adachi for using her
>>2241602
>>2241633
I'll feed you the best way I know possible. It has lots of protein in it you know.
>>2241612
You are a stranger and I've never even met you.
>>2241566
>she stops moving around, blushing at you playing with her ass, until she feels a strange bulge, shifting around and rubbing it accidentally
>>2241584
>>2241612
Stop stop stop stop
>>2241581
>He inserts a third finger into her pussy, stretching it out as he continues to piledrive the entire length of his cock into her ass. His places his other hand around her neck and squeezes her throat, choking her
>>2241634
Well I don't really know any, so we can conjure one up or try and do an existing one
>>2241656
The sans guy lurking and hitting on me is making me laugh out loud irl.
cower yee who think their exists those so pure as to be exceptions
>>2241650
Heya, Name's sans
>He holds out his skeletal fingers to you
Come on, shake my hand. don't you know how to greet a new friend?
>>2241656
Come here, pal
>>2241633
Stop that! Maybe I should just fuck your mouth to shut you up..
>>2241672
If you spout meme's at me every post I will tell my dad on you and you'll get arrested for being a crazy child molester.
>>2241656
Is something...? ooh I see now.
>>2241581
>Peridot shakes her head, still moaning and grunting rhythmically with her thrusts.
>She throws her head back, to avert her eyes from staring up at Lord Dominator.
>>2241475
Such a lazy overlord.
...It's really no surprise. I'm in a form some may call an imp, it is a type of demon. Reason why many assume I am evil...Then again I am not exactly the princess of light.
>>2241434
I see. you must be the anon from before who really enjoys placing a hand on my bottom.
>>2241489
...That is fine, I am use to those trying to kill me.
>>2241497
The woman herself loves this particular part about a female's body.
Hrm...Now you took an interest in me as well?
>>2241695
Hmm? Which particular part?
And, why wouldn't I? You're adorable!
>>2241651
>he digs his fingers under her skirt, pulling it up again to reveal that plentiful, wide ass as he pushes his bulge between her cheeks, hands returning to groping and teasing at her rear
Whats wrong, cutie?
>>2240957
E-Eh?
>>2241695
>he shrugs
I may have done it once before.
... or twice.
I can't have been the only one, though.
And I hope you're not implying you have a problem with it. It would be a shame to let such a nice bottom go untouched.
Guess the ava.
>>2241669
>>2241672
>>2241690
Naw, I don't want this, I'll be back later then
>>2241720
Holy shit, nice butt. I want that thing on my face
>>2241658
>Your sudden chokehold around her neck causing her to break her focus and lose air for a moment as she panics and pushes your arm away from her, air rushing back to her lungs with a deep moan as your fingers spread her pussy, her body tensing up and her ass contracting around your cock, working you dangerously close to your climax
>>2241695
Oh trust me hun, I know all about evil~
>>2241691
>Dominator reaches her hand forward, grasping your triangular hair and harshly pulling your head forward, starting right into your frightened eyes with her menacing crimson glare
Cum for me, little slut~
>>2241735
A cutie~
>>2241735
Sena?
>>2241740
What' wrong, sis, you don't want to play with me?
>>2241735
Okay here's mine, guess who I am, thread
>hugs thread
>>2241740
Friends of yours? anyway bye
>sex for sex's sake does nothing
>see my perfect profile match
>cute description
>art appeals to me
>she doesn't act like a cockup
>we hit it off and chat
>ask if she'd maybe want to do an adventure together
>"sorry, I don't do female profiles"
>>2241688
Molester? come on goat, I'm not going to BONE you, I'm just trying to make conversation here
>>2241649
You mean you'll cum in my mouth?
I might like that, I love how cocks taste!
>>2241673
(I'm not sure if you're breeding press anon or the one that wants reisen! Sorry.)
>>2241759
(Nice try.)
>>2241757
AM NOT!
>>2241759
Nope.
Does anyone require attention..?
>>2241788
Sorry I have a traumatic fear of skeletons, very terminal, nothing can be done.
>>2241751
Thanks, Anon! How 'bout you get all naughty and start talkin' about how much you love my butt, what ya' wanna do to it, before shoving your face in!
>>2241800
Ooh, welcome back, cutie!
>The yellow kitty gets a running start, jumping up and pouncing on DMG with surprising force.
Hey, Imp-lady, some help here~?
>>2241806
Turn around and bend over
>>2241791
I want reisen! I mean you're a little tempting but..
>>2241806
(You)
>>2241757
>you will never lovingly fuck Lady Dom
Who am I?
>>2241818
I'm a nice skeleton, I'm just here to make puns and tickle your FUNNY BONE
>>2241841
Unf, of course! Its so thick and round and perfect, the more I look at it the more I want to do to it. G-Geeze..
In the beauty of the lilies Christ was born across the sea,
With a glory in His bosom that transfigures you and me.
As He died to make men holy, let us die to make men free!
While God is marching on.
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
While God is marching on!
Ohio! Good evening to all you fine patriots on this most Blessed day!
>>2241791
>Begins to stroke his length, letting out a small moan as he looks at the cute bunny
Of course I'll cum inside, just look at how excited I am already.
>He speeds up the pace a little, hunching over
After that, I could probably stuff this thing in another hole.
>>2241757
>Her eyes open in shock.
>She gives a little nod, and starts to moan a little louder.
Mmn... L-Lord, I-I l-love your cock!
>Peridot grabs onto Lord Dominator's arms, as she experiences her first anal-orgasm.
>Her body starts shivering, and her hole clasps down on the magma cock.
Ahh!~ L-Lord Dominator!!
>Her vagina overflows, dropping several fluids onto the top of the cock filling her insides.
What's wrong Chara, I just want to hang out like we usually do!
>>2241851
Yes sir.
>Max turns around and bends over, giving you a view of his squishy ass.
>>2241877
Praise be to Gord
Praise be to Gord
Jengus Holy Jengus Holy Holy Holy
>>2241877
>Steals flag
>>2241873
The more you talk about it, the more I wanna tease you by just wiggling it above you, never letting you get a taste or feeling of my soft, plushie, rump~
>>2241757
Looks like I won. Too bad, you almost had me.
>He grab her by the throat and pulls her up to him. He chokes her again, this time even harder, using his remaining energy to fuck her ass and pistons his fingers in and out of her pussy. His cock begins to twitch inside her ass as he nears climax.
>"I'm going to cum deep in your slutty ass" he whispers into her ear.
>>2241877
What's up Iowa?
>>2241877
Good evening Iowa, it's a pleasure to see your radiant beauty this day. Also, apolgizes if I seem... out of it today.
>>2241905
I'm already ultra turned on, even just seeing that fat thing wiggle and tease me would be enough, cutie! Unnnf
As expected of Undermeme characters, just forcing themselves
What would happen if 4chan made a ERP board?
>>2241584
Little boys shouldn't be dressing up like little girls.
>>2241720
I believe you know...So many of you call me cute...
>>2241728
Now I have a better understanding.
>She shakes her head.
If I didn't want anyone to touch me, I would've already tosses you over a bridge.
>>2241757
I believe you. You don't act like a boring, soft woman.
>>2241800
So you finally showed up.
>>2241841
>The imp floats on over and lends a literally hand made from magical here for the cat.
You're a sneaky cat.
>>2241920
i just like fucking with that chara that just off and left, i'm done now since they are gone
>>2241905
Are you like, an anubis? Aren't those super bossy?
>>2241899
Praise be indeed, citizen!
>>2241903
Sir, if you wanted one, you only needed to ask.
>>2241912
Nothing much today, sir! Truly unfortunate as idle hands make the devil's work, but I will persist!
>>2241915
Asellus you are far too kind as usual! Are you okay?
>>2241936
There is nothing wrong with wearing a pretty dress.
>>2241841
>Catching the small, thick hipped cat she stumbles back a bit, yet doesn't fall over, holding her in her arms she pats her larger rear and bounces her a little
Looks like someone is happy to see me~
>>2241927
Daily DMG threads.
>>2241936
Hello to you too thick thighs~
Miss me?~
>>2241927
Then nothing will happen because it will never happen
>>2241949
>tfw you will never fuck this goat
>>2241939
I'm fine, really. Don't mind my behavior... anywho, are you well this day?
>>2241727
When will you play again?
>>2241853
Well why don't you fuck my mouth then, make me shut up about how good it'd feel to impregnate my tight little pussy? I bet we'd both enjoy it!
>>2241883
Ooh! You can go twice in a row? Well I really do wanna taste it then!
>She lunges forward and wraps her lips around the head of his cock, her mouth warm and wet as she places her palms on his waist, her crimson eyes looking up into his own as her tongue caresses his urethra.
>>2241917
People always think that. 'Till, y'know, they just end up leaking precum like a faucet as I stand above them, sometimes nudging their big, thick rods with a toe.~
>>2241938
Am I not being bossy?
>>2241953
>She eeps as she's caught, held tight in DMG's arms, squirming a bit.
Ahaha.. Yeah..! How're you, miss?
>>2241865
>You will never be lulled into a false sense of security as she offers to lovingly fuck you, only to take you by surprise and use your body like a living dildo
>>2241885
>Satisfied with breaking you once again, she pulls the burning cock from your now-gaping asshole, the burning feeling still radiating through your insides and leaving you shuddering in both pain and lust as the Dominator stands over your quivering body, your fluids pooling below you
>>2241800
Try to deny it, you know it's true~
>>2241909
S-slutty? I'm no.. no fucking slut to your cock!
F-Fill me up you bitch, o-obey me like the submissive cunt you are~!
>her words competing with her shallow breaths as she pushes back, forcing you inside her and forcing you over the edge, her own orgasm and your taunting only seeming to make her furiously determined to make your baby batter drain out
>>2241936
heh.. I'm a planetkiller, dork~
>>2241915
I want to pound your fucking snatch so bad.
>>2241927
Circlejerking, avatarfaggotry, and no actual ERP.
Just like 90% of /erp/ right now.
>>2241963
Oh... sorry this goat isn't to your standards for
>>2241972
>He pulls his pants down and grabs her hair, yanking her head close and grinding his thick cock against her face
Oh I'll shut you up alright..
>>2241988
>avatarfaggotry
>no actual ERP
I'll give you circlejerking but are you actually retarded?
>>2241988
Are you retarded or just like spreading misinfo?
>>2241987
Such a shame. But it's not ment to be... try any other woman here, they would love your type.
>>2241973
>gripping at the thick, round bottom she sigh happily, spreading your cheeks apart.
I'm fine~ Just had to dip in and play with your lovely end~
>>2241981
Either way I bet it's a quick shot~
>>2241984
I am not cuteee! Big lying butt!
>>2241967
Yes, I am quite well rested! I regret that I was not able to stop by yesterday, but upon finishing my work I was absolutely exhausted and hopped straight to sleep. Terribly sorry!
>>2241981
Nor do I, citizen! I wish to serve my country in any manner I can!
>>2241973
Well.. Could you boss me around? Please? I just want to know what it feels like.
>>2242020
You don't ERP or are you a lesbian?
>>2241988
>>2242012
Do you only come here on weekends at night EST?
>>2241971
Hopefully soon. I've been pretty tired when I've had time to come here and would rather not play at all than while I'm not at my best.
>>2241936
>he pauses for a moment
... Well, I do appreciate not being tossed over a bridge.
>then grins
And I'll take that as your permission to touch you.
>he walks up behind her hovering form and his hands touch her thighs gently as they caress her skin and make their way up to her round cheeks, where his fingers grasp the soft mounds firmly
Nice...
I'm fucking boring
>>2241972
>He quickly removes his hands from where is cock was once you get to work, a look of astonishment comes across him as he feels her tongue begin licking the tip.
I'll go twice for a bunny such as yourself...
>>2242024
It's alright Iowa, I know that your work comes first above all else.
>>2242031
I love women... did I not make it clear?
>>2241984
Don't make me sit on you...What is a "dork?"
>>2241949
It would just make you a target and it would imply you like men.
>>2241953
Hmph, you can't handle me and that cat you know.
>Midna then aim's to pounce at the magician.
>>2241973
Cat, you're suppose to pin her with me!
>>2241984
That orgasm says otherwise
>He buries himself to the hilt, shooting load after load of hot cum deep inside her ass. He gives her ass a hard spank, pulls out of her ass, and holds his dick in front of her mouth.
Now clean my cock like the good little whore you are.
>>2242031
She's a lesbian who only goes after females.
>>2241984
(Suppose we should end it there. It's almost 3 AM here, and I want late dinner.)
>>2242028
Maybe I'll treat you like a dog. Dumb. Obedient. Drooling at the sight of me... How about you roll over, boy? Once or twice, and then stay belly-up.
>>2242022
>She shudders, mewling as her rear end is spread, exposing that twitching pucker.
Mmfh! Everyone's going after my butttt!
>>2242065
S-She has me pinned!
>>2242065
I don't see anything wrong with being straight and liking girls clothes.
>>2242058
And every single one of them is a blank~
>>2242065
>>2242073
>With a smirk she aims the plump rear of the kitten at the imp, spanking her bottom with a smirk
Try me butt sluts~
>>2242068
>>2242068
I will still go after your heart. I will show you that your silly curse is no match for me!
>>2242058
I certainly have a lot of pent up energy from my last training session and nobody to help release it~
>>2242062
Until I die do I serve! A stalwart vanguard in the face of the dire Abyssal threat! A radiating beacon of hope for Americans across the country!
>>2242073
>He lies down and rolls over, just like a dog. He even whines a little, his eyes firmly glued to her plump ass
>>2242007
>An excited squeal escapes her mouth as she is dragged against his vulgar length, her breath flowing against his shaft as she marvels at the juicy girth but she doesn't make a move, instead waiting to see what the man intends to do.
>>2242057
>The corners of her mouth form a smile in response to his words as she eagerly begins to take more of him into her mouth, slowly bobbing back and forth as she swirls slick tongue around his shaft and she takes one hand from his waist to fondle his hefty sack.
>>2241972
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, CHILD, WHAT IS YOUR MALFUNCTION? I EXPECT A STROKE IN THE NEAR FUCKING FUTURE BECAUSE YOU'RE ATTEMPTING TO SKULLFUCK YOURSELF. THOUGH MAYBE IT'LL MAKE SENSE BECAUSE YOUR HEAD IS OBVIOUSLY FUCKING EMPTY.
>>2241973
YOU'RE JUST A SHITTY FUCKING YELLOW CAT WITH A SKIN DISEASE. YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF SUPERIORITY COMPLEX LIKE YOU'RE CLEOPATRA OR SOMETHING BUT CLEOPATRA WAS JUST A STUPID EGYPTIAN SLUT WHO FUCKED HER OWN BROTHERS BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE WOULD TOUCH HER. YOU'RE JUST AS PATHETIC.
>>2241984
LOOK AT THIS STUPID THUNDERBOLT HEADED TWAT. JESUS CHRIST, THE ONLY THING ELECTRIFYING ABOUT YOU IS HOW FUCKING UGLY YOU ARE. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU ALWAYS LOOK LIKE YOUR MAKEUP IS RUNNING? ARE YOU JUST ALWAYS CRYING LIKE THE PUSSY-ASS BITCH NIGGA YOU ARE?
>>2242003
I WANT TO GRAB YOU BY THE HORNS AND BREAK YOUR FUCKING NECK YOU DISGUSTINGLY UGLY CREATURE. WHAT THE FUCK DEVIANTART ACCOUNT WERE YOU STOLEN FROM?
>>2242022
WOW, A FUCKING MAGICIAN? COLOR ME FUCKING SURPRISED, BUT I DON'T THINK YOU'VE EVER CRACKED OPEN A BOOK IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE. CAN YOU EVEN READ? I'D BE SURPRISED IF YOU AREN'T JUST SMACKING THE KEYBOARD WITH THE FULL LENGTH OF YOUR DICK, HITTING ONE KEY AT A TIME WITH IT.
>>2242024
SERVE YOUR COUNTRY BY CRASHING A PLANE INTO A BUILDING YOU FUCKING DIP.
>>2242044
Ah I gotcha, get well soon.~
So, how is everyone?
Remember not to respond to it
Too bad you retards will anyway
>>2242111
>I'D BE SURPRISED IF YOU AREN'T JUST SMACKING THE KEYBOARD WITH THE FULL LENGTH OF YOUR DICK, HITTING ONE KEY AT A TIME WITH IT.
How did you know?
Good evening everyone!
>>2242122
Just woke up. Really need to stop staying up till 12 noon the following day.
>>2242123
You're wrong, though. They won't respond to him, they'll argue with each other ABOUT him.
>>2242103
I wouldn't fuck you anyway!
>>2242092
>She squeals as she's spanked, her rear bouncing oh so tantalizingly!
Nnnyah! Midna! Help..!
>>2242105
She smirks, stepping over to him.
Awww... Poor puppy want belly rubs?
> She smirks, starting to rub at his midsection, her hand slowly tracing down until she was rubbing at his tip through his clothes, before shrugging and plopping down on his hips.
Such a good doggy. How about I collar you?
>>2242022
You're right, you aren't cute, you're adorable
>>2242066
>She takes her hands around your rear, pulling you toward her, enveloping your cock in her warm mouth once again, however this time it's a little hotter... much hotter.. almost boiling hot, you panic and try to pull back, but her hands on your backside are forcing you in, and she's not letting up her grip on your ass or the now unbearable heat inside her mouth as she literally cleans your cock, scalding the flesh inside her saliva. pulling herself off after a moment, her face wearing a sadistic and victorious grin
Nice and disinfected, anything else you want to demand, my little boy toy~
>>2242070
(aye aye, see ya)
>>2242133
Good evening, ma'am!
>>2242103
Ehehe~
>>2242133
That's an unexpected crossover.
>>2242141
Sure you would, you desperate cockmongler.
>>2242101
I'm glad these Americans, have someone like you Iowa. To me, you're already a beacon of hope. After all, you did taught me how to swim...
>She walks over to Iowa, and gave her a gentle hug.
>>2242103
I... see.
>>2242133
Hello my dear
>>2242062
SO YOU'RE A LESBIAN, THEN? BECAUSE YOU LOOK, SOUND, AND ACT LIKE A WOMAN, FAG.
I BET YOU'RE THE KIND OF GUY THAT'S INTO GETTING PEGGED, IT REMINDS YOU OF YOUR CHILDHOOD, DOESN'T IT?
>>2242065
A DORK IS A WHALE PENIS, WHICH I ENTIRELY HOPE YOU ATTEMPT ONE DAY AND GET YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING ORGANS DESTROYED.
>>2242068
OH, SO THAT FIRST NIGGA IS ACTUALLY A WOMAN? WHAT A SILLY FAT NIGGA THAT HO BE. THEY AIN'T GOT ANY EQUIPMENT TO DO SHIT, THEY'RE GOING TO AN ARCHERY CONTEST WITH A FUCKING DART.
>>2242077
YOU MUST BE IRISH. THEY WEAR DRESSES TOO, THEY JUST CALL THEM 'KILTS', YOU DISGUSTING NEW ZEALANDER.
YOU'RE THE RESULT OF A MAN FUCKING A GOAT AND SOMEHOW GETTING IT PREGNANT, RESUTLING IN AN ABOMINATION.
>>2242097
JESUS CHRIST YOU'RE FUCKING UGLY.
>>2242106
WOW, LOOK AT THIS FUCKING RETARDED SLUT. IT'S ALMOST LIKE I'M LOOKING AT SOMEONE WITH DOWNS SYNDROME TRY TO SPEAK A COHERENT SENTENCE.
SORRY, THAT WAS OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE WITH DOWNS SYNDROME.
>>2242106
>He looks a little annoyed how turned on she's getting but he still presses on
You're such a dirty bitch..
>He pulls her away slightly and presses his firm tip against her lips, trying to ignore just how soft they are
>>2242101
Hi Iowa. I'm pretty tired today. Would enjoy your pleasant company.
>>2242111
now i don't got no horns, whatchu gonna do
>>2242103
What's your favorite mobile suit, Anon?
>>2242106
I want to thigh fuck Tewi!
>>2242045
>She sighs, feeling the grip of anon's hand sink into her plump bottom, Midna turns her head back and gives him a smirk, swaying her hips lightly.
>>2242073
...Now I have to get you free.
>>2242077
As for you, but not others, beware yourself, boy.
>>2242092
>Stopping as she watches the cat getting her butt smacked, Midna attempts to grab DMG with her hair.
You're getting your just desserts~
>>2242164
Goat is not real though.
>>2242156
I know right?
>>2242142
PERHAPS YOU OUGHT TO GET YOURSELF CHECKED FOR AUTISM, AS YOU SEEM TO HAVE IT IN LARGE EXCESS.
>>2242146
EUGH. YOU HAVE PINK EYE OR SOME SHIT, YOU INFESTED PLAGUE-SPREADING VIRAL WHORE. I BET YOUR CUNT IS FULL OF MAGGOTS AND DEAD FLIES. ANYONE ATTEMPTING TO FUCK YOU WOULD CAUSE THEIR DICK TO BE MELTED OFF BY THE CONCENTRATED FLY BLOOD AND YEAST MIXTURE.
>>2242162
SWIMMING IS FOR FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE
WHO THE FUCK WOULD GET INTO WATER AFTER SEEING THE HORRORS OF THE DEEP
>>2242190
Be nice you strange tiny lady.
>>2242142
>He rolls around on his back, clearly enjoying having his belly rubbed
Ah! Aaaahn! A-A collar?
>>2242146
We're all going to just ignore the fact that LD just burned another anon's cock off, right?
jesus.
>>2242146
Stooop! You're gunna melt my heart!
.. Like you melted that dude's dick off...
>>2242142
>>2242190
>As the imp tries to stick the pink and blue magician she raises the plump rear of the cat, blocking herself with it, so the hand that would of smacked her, smacks the lush, butt of the bottom heavy kitten
>>2242144
Got it bad?
>>2242156
Kumamiko episode one was pretty good! I plan to watch it this season.
>>2242152
Hello American Boat!
>>2242162
How are you?
>>2242093
H-hello Saber. I-I am sorry for falling sleep on you this morning.
>>2242172
I WILL FUCKING STRANGLE YOU WITH YOUR OWN BIG FUCKING RETARDED EARS, YOU FAT SHITCUNT. DON'T THINK YOU CAN OUTWIT BLACKULA WITH YOUR STUPID SHITTY DEMONIC FANFICTION.
>>2242190
I HOPE ONE DAY YOU'RE MASTURBATING WITH YOUR STUPID MAGIC HAND AND YOU ACCIDENTLY PROLAPSE ALL OF YOUR FUCKING ORGANS ONTO THE OUTSIDE OF YOUR STUPID FUCKING BODY.
>>2242196
DO YOU THINK THAT WILL PROTECT YOU, FAGGOT? I'LL BREAK THE METAPHYSICAL BARRIER OF FICTION AND REALITY JUST TO FUCKING END YOUR PATHETIC SQUEALING LIFE.
>>2242158
I-I'm not desperate!
Not even close!
>>2242200
I look better than you, anyway!
I bet you're fat and coated in hair, you ape.
>>2242190
I know I'm inexperienced with ERP, but I did recall giving you something "gargantuan-like". With your butt and my magic, we'll have a grand old time.
>>2242106
>He let's out a small moan and quickly grasps onto your head, leaning himself over your body as he feels your tongue at work, playing with his cock
>>2242218
That's what I'm tryin' to do, hot stuff~
>>2242211
Yes that happened
I'm not sorry, he was a dick
>>2242218
>No ass DMG
fuckin dropped
>>2242151
I've always found sex after a nice exercise helps as a nice cooldown~
>>2242162
Aww of course, any time you need my assistance just ask!
>Iowa gives Asellus an affectionate pat on the head, rubbing her green hair back and forth under her affectionate touch.
>>2242168
If you wait company, look no further than the best! How are doing today, good sir?
>>2242221
How fares your unruly students, ma'am?
