HG thread
>>2239289
>>2239296
Thank you for the opportunity, human. But I hope you will never find true rest in your dreams.
>>2239307
Well that's not my problem.
>>2239321
Admit what? I don't know what you're talking about.
>>2239341
r-ruby?
>>2239329
That's pretty fucking mean isn't it? What if I beat you with full confidence trusting Shield and blade?
>>2239343
Thanks. I got you.
>patches up
>>2239349
admit that you like yato
>>2239350
Sorry I bailed at you guys yesterday, something came up.
>>2239341
RIP ;_;
>>2239355
Then you could have done it more efficiently with two blades.
Stop wasting my time by being foolish.
Shagged
>>2239349
I want you to teach me! What is a burger ~de geso?
>>2239337
S-Sanya?
>>2239363
>>2239358
Holy shit the dindus didn't get you
>>2239356
No I'll never like that scumbag
>>2239364
it's a bunch of ground up cow meat cooked up
...Congratulations, Eggman-kun.
>>2239343 (Akitsu Maru)
...I moreso did not desire to fail you.
>>2239318
I would request an alias or code-name.
>>2239361
So just gamble on that and don't even believe in defense?
>>2239373
Thank you for wasting our time mortal, giving us fake deaths only for us to come back, may your true death come sooner for us all.
>>2239270
N-no, I just found it quite offensive that you would think even a god of death would be in possession of a simple victory, if I'm so useless, and even I gained one, are they worth anything?
>>2239374
Of course a human would want to eat somethink disgustink like that ~de geso.
>>2239373
>>2239264 (Sakuya)
...Run that by me again?
>>2239267 (Shiina)
Erhm...maybe? There's lotsa magic out there, who knows?
>>2239372
I lived with Dindus alot, I know how to deal with their kind.
>>2239374
you're very defensive about it. it's quite obvious mate
>>2239343
>he waits keeping his sights trained on that position
>>2239373
what the fuck
*Pisses self laughing*
>>2239382
It's not a gamble if you're confident, stupid.
>>2239386
You're not being very helpful to me, sorcerer.
Aren't your kind supposed to be masters of the arcane?
>Wakes up
Thanks for playing.
>Goes back to sleep
>>2239387
How do you beat the Miami party?
>>2239386
>>2239397
>splashes cold water on your face
>>2239387
Fried chicken ?
>>2239384
They're ok...
>>2239388
Because liking such a person would be awful!
>>2239397
Thanks for hosting
>>2239355
Thank you. I'll get started right away.
>>2239373
Congrats.
>>2239379
You didn't fail me, I just don't like seeing you killed.
>>2239390
>she slips away by burrowing into the ground while tall grass and bushes block your view.
>>2239379
The Storyteller. Sorry little one, but i cannot sate your curiousity just yet!
>>2239394
'Till now I've been relyin' on literally nothin' but raw power an' wits.
>>2239403
What could possibly be good about somethink like that ~de geso?
>>2239403
what's so bad about him anyway?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LNzbJPUtJI
Get your dancing shoes on, fucks.
>>2239398
Call the zombies on the phone, they should come and infect everyone, then you have time to kill them all.
>>2239402
Yes and a Machete to scare off that one person.
>>2239394
I just prefer being able to have a wall to lean and smack with.
>>2239405
Go in the Kremlin. Might escape that man.
I like eating cooked squids
>>2239415
Hello Ruby
>>2239414
>>2239412
It tastes good?
>>2239413
He's an idiot and his hands are sweaty
I want to wildly rape Mr.Bones
>>2239420
Heya soviet, how's life treating you?
>>2239415
>alright if that helps me
>>2239418
Me too.
>>2239418
I want to fuck DDD's tight fluffy penguin ass
so Ruby isn't dead?
>>2239415
Sister!!!!!
>>2239423
Is Ruby for sexual?
>>2239431
I want to fuck Dean Ambrose while Matoi watches.
>>2239405
...You sacrificed yourself senselessly, in my case.
I am...a failure.
>>2239409
I fail to be...fond of such vagueness.
...Very well.
>>2239418
>
>>2239422
It doesn't sound like that ~de geso.
>>2239401
...
>>2239414
>
>>2239425
Good for now. Close friend died few weeks ago but I got though it. Even though it still hurts
Hey everyone.
>>2239435
She's not dead. How can she bring cupcakes if she was dead?
>>2239428
You look hungry.
>>2239439
It's just a costume, I'm sorry.
>>2239449
Oh... That's bad, who died?
>>2239452
Hello Yin.
>>2239399
...Silence aint helpin' noone....
>>2239452
Hey Spike
I'm not dumb
>>2239455
Very.
>>2239416
Perhaps, but I don't want to leave just yet.
>She launches some autogyros carrying depth charges and sends them off in the direction the shot came from.
>>2239446
I did it because I didn't want to kill you or that other person, so you're not a failure, really.
>>2239463
That's the spirit
>>2239462
Newfag
>>2239452
Hey cancer
>>2239461
I-I got to go.
>>2239460
Airi Ban. One of the closest comrades I ever had.
>covers up face
>>2239452
Hello
>>2239464
Would you like a sandwich?
>>2239464
>Gives a basket full of apples, oranges and assorted nuts
>>2239411
Then you're not formally trained in magic?
>>2239416
It's a waste of a hand.
>>2239476
Oh I'm so sorry Soviet, how did she die? did someone murder her?
>>2239462
That's not me, Anon.
>>2239341
Glad you could handle your problems.
>>2239483
>digs around looking for something
>>2239481
Yes.
>I haven't finished my bloodbath events yet and I have to host in 2 days
Is Spike for sexual?
>>2239484
That's a big "nope". Teachin' myself the "fundamentals" for my sorta stuff since a proper magician youkai was kind 'nough 'ta loan me some books since she liked me an' thought I had potential.
>>2239475
C'mon, now. Skirtin' 'round th'issue....
>>2239467
Hope tea is good
>>2239484
Your preference. But I like my rifle more though.
>>2239487
I heard. Wasn't there to protect her. How ever I think it is more she isn't here anymore. Lost interest and a newer one came here and I think also left. Medic made able to respawn at RED.
Hallo. Ist habe been ein vhile. How ist yuo people.?
>>2239500
Yes, he has two dicks
>>2239499
Stop sucking dick and maybe you'll be done in time.
>>2239373
Is that Luffy?
>>2239494
>hands you 2 sandwiches
Here you go, miss.
>>2239467
>She falls silent, crouching down and wrapping her arms around her legs, staring at the ground
>>2239499
>Take your time, no one is making you host
>>2239422
are his knees weak?
>>2239500
I'm not really for any single purpose.
>>2239506
They serve other functions besides that.
>>2239499
You can do it. It's only Bloodbath anyways.
>>2239513
>urinates on both sandwiches
>>2239504
The water is going to need some time to heat up, but it shouldn't take too long.
>>2239516
Would you like some tea too?
>>2239447
Well you haven't tried it so how would you know?
>>2239405
> he tosses a flash grenade into the bushes powerful enough to knock people out
>after a while he leaves
Hmm. The contracts not done yet-
>>2239510
>Thinking of good and well written events is hard, I need your support Anon
>>2239499
>>2239519
I do.
>>2239501
That's no way to learn, you know.
You'll learn slowly, too slowly to use your skills efficiently within your lifetime.
>>2239505
Good for now
>>2239494
What are you looking for?
>>2239490
It wasn't anything too big.
>>2239499
Don't worry Ocy, you don't need to if you can't.
>>2239504
Well I hope you might find someone knew to love, everyone deserves one, and you're a nice guy so it shouldn't be too long till you can find love again.
>>2239505
I'm good, are you enjoying your day today?
>>2239499
Never set yourself a deadline. Host when you are done.
>>2239525
>She slowly stares up, expressionless if it weren't for a heavy frown
>>2239530
>>2239533
One more video and then I'll do it, I swear
>>2239523
There not my sandwiches anymore Anon.
>have a senpai
>they barely appear
>can't ARR PEE with them because none of my characters met thier characters
Life is hell.
>>2239548
Go back where you came from. It won't hurt that much to see yourself getting cucked that way.
>>2239540
Once I get over th'fundamentals she says she's willin' 'ta teach me personally.
...I've also got similar help an' offers from 'nother magician youkai for th'same reasons.
Plus, well-learned magic folks...life a whiiiile. Some of 'em even become immortal out an' out, seein' as they both used 'ta be human.
>>2239543
She was a close friend. Yamato Naoe took her because I was too slow. But before she left. She said she would be with me if Yamato wasn't there but dream was crushed. But I guess that old saying stays true. Nice guys finish last. Don't like it.
>>2239554
arms are heavy?
>>2239556
Sucks to be you.
>>2239513
Th-
>>2239523
Oh...
>>2239542
Fruits are nuce but I like meats as well.
>>2239560
I want to fuck Hikki's virgin boipucci
>>2239543
A few people thought it was. Then again, Kamina didn't word your disappearance too well.
>>2239541
Das ist gut soviet. How ist yuo being lately.
>>2239543
Ja. Ist habe been gut. Ich bin keeping up vith mein... "wörk"
>>2239560
If I leave I'll take Mokou with me
>>2239501
Forget it.
>>2239563
I see.
I'd hate to see a skill like that go to waste, is all.
>>2239575
I wanna fuck both Imposter Hikki's.
>>2239529
>The grenade detonates outside the hole she has dug, leaving her only slightly stunned by it. >>2239546
If you feel you need to be punished, you could carry me and run while singing a song, having to start over every time you didn't hit a note quite right.
>>2239568
>>2239575
kill yourselves.
By the way, have you seen my retarded brother?
>>2239581
Feel free.
>>2239587
Now we only need the third.
>>2239574
>hands you 2 more sandwiches
Don't worry I have more;
Only dank memes will save us from this hell.
Is the second Hikki Mokou?
>>2239599
Should I host meme games then?
>>2239567
Well, if you feel like this thing is not working for you, then if you want you can change for the better, in your image atleast.
>>2239578
Oh, I hope no one was that worried.
>>2239580
Work? that's a good thing to work on.
>>2239599
what's this called?
>>2239574
I'll sell you a carrot for 1000 Yen.
>>2239574
So picky. Here.
>hands you a bag full of cooked meats.
>>2239599
>>2239600
>yfw all of them are actually me and I'm just doing this for attention
>>2239609
Stand and deliver
>>2239580
Loss of a close comrade but I am recovering slowly inside
>>2239599
Zhat or ein gut old purge of undesirables.
>>2239606
Ja. Ist is. Do yuo make the wörking yet?
>>2239600
Change it to the third and you should be fine.
>>2239609
"Stand and Deliver."
Ba-dum-tss.
>>2239582
I thought you were supposed 'ta be th'more stoic of us....
>>2239585
I aint plannin' on it.
>>2239556
>Have a senpai
>Bother them to the point where you feel like a burden
>>2239568
Who pissed in your cereal?
>>2239612
MOOK
>>2239623
Komrade make the kill? Who made die now?
>>2239630
What?
>>2239606
Got it but I have a small sliver of hope. Although I am 28 and still single and virgin...
>>2239599
True
>>2239603
>>2239607
>>2239608
>>2239628
>>2239625
Well if anyone needs help, I'll work with them, but I mostly do small work.
>>2239556
>Is that you Heloise?
>>2239637
Some Irish cocksucker. Its okay Im fine now.
>>2239636
What a shame..
>>2239574
>gives candy apple
>>2239636
sauce on this cutie ?
>>2239591
I...do not know any. My apologies, Akitsu Maru. Even in this, I am...insufficient.
>>2239528
It sounds gross so why would I try it ~de geso!?
>>2239655
>maybe
>>2239599
UNLIMITED SPOOPFEST GAMES?!
>>2239609
Ballet?
How does it feel that Savage Garden is being invaded by weabs just like Yes was?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jVqT5hXwkg
>>2239657
Not you, Hartmann.
>>2239656
Do you need him...dealt with?
>tfw eating two packs of jaffa cakes
WHY ARE THEY SO GOOD
>>2239606
At least one person proposed a rescue misson. I'm not going to lie, I was tempted to go.
>>2239636
It'll be fine Kamina.
>>2239609
Something you will never do.
_______, more like _______
>>2239644
Airi Ban. One of my first and closest friends. She left after losing interest. I feel that I didn't make it fun enough for her sometimes. But was her choice. I am building a statue in Eastern Russia in memory of her.
>>2239670
YES
>>2239672
(You)
Step right up to be judge by me!
>>2239683
Kuuko, more like Keko
>>2239672
Echoes, stop it.
We were supposed to keep this a secret.
>>2239688
>kissu
>>2239675
How could I not be your senpai.
>>2239613
Want to eat with me?
>>2239612
I don't have any money.
>>2239597
Thank you.
>>2239663
>stuffs into bag
Thank you.
>>2239657
What the fuck are these retarded things on her legs?
>>2239680
I AM EILA, BAKA BAKA!
>>2239664
http://strikewitches.wikia.com/wiki/Gertrud_Barkhorn
>>2239652
Don't worry, I heard older people who were virgins, but you shouldn't take that as a very bad thing.
>>2239669
>Yeah I realized I never RP'ed with you before, strange.
>>2239680
That's silly, I'm totally fine.
>>2239688
Hello Madam.
>>2239645
An' now you're pretendin' whatever...that was never happened.
>>2239688
What?
>>2239688
Er, judged?
I'm pretty happy with myself, actually.
>>2239688
>judges
>>2239656
>>2239676
>>2239688
>avoids
>>2239655
Ich habe krieg enough to know zhat every little thing helping.
>>2239684
At least ist vas her choice... Some don't made go by zhemselves, ja?
>>2239676
Edgy.
>>2239696
Would you like anything else?
>>2239688
I'm ready this time.
.....
>Runs away
>>2239695
You lounge around all day and sleep and eat candy, did you think your pig pen was just for show?
>>2239665
You could just apologize a few hundred times while doing it instead, or maybe you could give your life for mine sometime if that makes you feel better.
>>2239701
BAKA AYALA
>>2239688
You're not the law
>>2239714
and big things that you do helps us all lots.
>>2239688
...Please clarify.
>>2239722
The latter seems...comparable, but...insufficient.
...My apologies for...dwelling on such matters.
>>2239721
It's not messy, you're just overacting.
>>2239696
I would, but I must go soon. Thank you for the offer though dear.
>>2239701
You're "Dumbass", Baka baka
>>2239688
>steps up
>>2239714
Glad you are back
>>2239702
Just don't feel happy that I am still single. Least I have kept personal life away from Soviet People. Don't want them concerned
>>2239724
J-jokes on you i am not in the ring, fella/
>>2239697
leave shipgirls alone
>>2239688
Eh...?
![[StrikeS] Strike Witches 07 [DVD][UNCEN][4C3FBB96] 23239.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JdNNlrV.jpg "[StrikeS] Strike Witches 07 [DVD][UNCEN][4C3FBB96] 23239.jpg")
>>2239723
GO away, baka.
>>2239688
Sup.
>>2239688
Pff judge all you want little girl it won't matter anyway
>>2239696
You're welcome ^^
>>2239727
I AM THE LAW
Are shipgirls for sexual?
![[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 2594.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/u0qewBT.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 2594.jpg")
>>2239733
I'm not a "DumbA"...
>>2239732
>jabs arm
Stay.
>>2239717
No thank you.
>>2239702
White!
>>2239727
Black!
>>2239729
Black!
>>2239694
White!
>>2239707
White!
>>2239708
White!
>>2239709
White!
>>2239711
White!
>>2239719
Black!
>Grabs you by the collar.
>>2239726
Black!
>>2239734
Black!
>>2239735
Black!
>>2239736
Black!
>>2239742
White!
......
Everyone who got white are free to do whatever they want. Everyone who got black are sentence to 50 years of hard labor.
>>2239743
Baka says what.
>>2239752
>>2239742
I am as confused as you are, prince Takumi.
>>2239752
RACIST!
>>2239752
Racist.
>>2239752
Wai- hang on, I'm glad I got white and all, but what does that mean?
How do you judge?
>>2239735
Maybe if you ask someone openly they'll date you...
I'm sorry, I'm not a good matchmaker I don't really know much about love, good luck. I'll be going now to get my dishes done.
NGW
>>2239728
Like remove kebab from premise?
>>2239735
Ja, lots of people ich remember see heir.
>>2239752
HÖHÖHÖHÖ! Yuo make remind of self!
>>2239688
1307
>>2239707
No, I just couldn't understand your broken English.
>>2239751
Alrighty then, time to lurk again.
>>2239752
Me?
>>2239746
>gives lollipop in exchange
>>2239752
>Chokes a little as you pull her by the collar
Gaah!
... Well... I guess I can't say I didn't try... Eheh...
>>2239764
>typed captcha in reply box
>>2239752
>are sentence
Wrong!
Repeat after me, Sen-ten-ced
>>2239749
So hang on did you seriously samefag circlejerk with yourself?
>>2239731
I have not once, ever seen someone make a such a big mess that their part of the room would have to be quarantined in order to contain it! You're a pig!
>>2239743
ur cute
>>2239668
I dunno, why would you?
>>2239570
I don't have mom's spaghetti
>>2239752
what's all this about?
>>2239752
>flips desk
Thanks Stalin.
>>2239761
Ok bye
>>2239763
And some new ones as well
>>2239764
Hello
>tfw it's snowing again.
>Seeing as I won't go anywhere anytime some, I will host by the time I finish eating and if there's no one else available.
>>2239752
Are you guessing theyr panty colors?
>>2239715
How is doing my job edgy?
>>2239724
>>2239710
A wrestler? Famous, knew about the contract thus extra risk
Pricing starts at $10,000,000
![[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 1367.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wtYlnCW.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 1367.jpg")
>>2239753
What?
>>2239763
Kebab? that's a strange thing to remove, couldn't you just eat it?
Oh well I have to go now.
>>2239752
>appeals
>>2239774
No, he cucked himself.
>>2239772
>kissu
>>2239752
...Please clarify the actions that caused such a judgement.
>>2239746
Anon more like Autismon
>>2239752
>50 years
Don't take Oce, take me instead
