First 24, will bump (25 UIDs+ within first 36 entries) if necessa-
>Falls asleep
Squid Girl
>>2238702
Aussa
Eggman-kun
>>2238702
Jasper
Female
Evil Ryu
Ringabel
>>2238670
That may just chance, don't you think? I'd like to think we'll become good acquaintances.
Flowey
Yuki
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen-Miharu
>>2238702
Hanamizuki
>>2238702
Mii Swordfighter
>>2238702
Shiina
>>2238691
You've made the mistake of forming ties, then.
>>2238702
Akitsu Maru
>>2238702
Fujiwara no Mokou
SEALED AWAY TANAKA
>>2238670
Losing an arm can mean different things, human! I was forced to seal away the darkness that those beasts let loose in our world!
I gave up my arm, so I could save the realm that I intend to rule one day!
>>2238672
Where did the house come from..?
>>2238689
I am sorry. I don't intend to remove my head and let mortals play with it like a so called bringer of death tends to.
Anubis
Ammy
Female
...zzz...
Minako
>>2238702
Garnet
Rogue
>>2238702
Lambda-11
>>2238724
I fail to view such experiences as negative.
![[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches(...).jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vaAcS1f.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches(...).jpg")
>>2238698
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>>2238698
.
Naoto Shirogane
Ryu Hayabusa.
>>2238740
Are you even tryink at this point ~de geso?
Yukine
Shizune Hakamichi
koyomi Araragi
>>2238740
What a pitiful attempt.
Major Ocelot
>>2238740
I already entered that one.
Pequod.
>Snoring noises
>>2238792
Mad Duo
>>2238794
Let's get it started.
>>2238794
Lookink good! Let's get this show on the road ~de geso.
>>2238794
>pops balloon
>>2238794
Is this a weak display at mockery? Remove this pathetic excuse of a human or remove me from this game entirely.
>rekt a whole team on CS:GO
>someone was streaming
>rewatch it and fap to it
>mfw
>>2238794
What is it my Four Dark Devas of Destruction? You find the roster acceptable?
That means it must be that way!
>>2238794
...zz....z..
>>2238811
HEY, CUT IT OUT!
>>2238727
>>2238791
I...believe in the past I have mentioned my...lack of emotion, or rather their...suppression?
>>2238791
>>2238724
The...risks are worth it.
>>2238817
HEY YOU!
>>2238817
>Quickly swipes the big one from his palm and puts it in her mouth
>>2238828
Jesus Christ
>>2238724
>>2238799
In a way I'm...sorta glad I didn't see th'bodies. I summoned a rockslide out'a nowhere, there were screams an' bellows...next thing I know I pass out from th'exertion, an' it's a month 'fore I'm able 'ta walk around normally.
>>2238829
You have. Has something changed?
>>2238830
Address me properly or don't even try to converse with me!
>>2238832
hot
l want you to take a look at the sheer audacity of the degenerate weebs at my college
>>2238730
Your physical head would mean nothing less to me than trash, I simply need what hides within to fuel my power, you should be grateful you're at least somewhat useful to a god of death.
>>2238803
>As in Breach Bang Clear?
>>2238816
>play CS GO comp
>team always calls me a weeb or some shit
>>2238841
NICE SCARF!
>>2238840
How is your afternoon my friend?
>>2238844
...Humanity is doomed. Utterly lost without hope of redemption. You could become greater than your creators intended, but instead you choose to worship...THIS?!
>>2238832
>roundhouse kicks her in her stomach
>catches Cham-P as she spits the fearsome beast out
>recieves 10 EXP
>>2238844
>>2238794
Ready.
>>2238848
>play CS GO
>gets called Mayor everytime
>>2238829
To each their own.
>>2238839
Only a rockslide?
I suppose I'm in no position to judge, though.
>>2238846
No, my nickname is "Mad Dog" but I can't use that in here, I don't want Midori to feel left out.
[and if I do feel left out I won't cook food for you]
>>2238856
What do you mean I lose? Tentacle beats paper, rock, and scissors ~de geso!
>>2238845
Hello Lala!
>>2238852
>
>>2238853
It is going quite well. Thank you for asking. >>2238856
How unfortunate.
>>2238856
Ladies, behind me, I will carry you!
>>2238863
>>2238718
>>2238845
I would prefer to be useless if that would mean you seal your mouth permanently, but I can't just leave my superior existence behind for such selfish reasons.
So keep talking woman. Your head will be the one rolling down on the hill this round...
>>2238840
I...I...experienced...fear.
>The eye shifts as far away as it can
>>2238863
...Admittedly, my ongoing goal is to become more...human.
>>2238856
The benefits of being a good swimmer.
>>2238856
...This is a disgrace to everyone in the Old Kingdom. No matter, perhaps these children of humanity can provide me with a worthy performance.
I'm such a slut!
>>2238869
>>2238794
>>2238805
I legit saw a roach in the living room and punched it and now I can't find it....
>Jasper
>>2238856
>>2238733
>handcuffs
no running away now
>>2238794
oh I made it
>>2238851
...
Th-Thank you mortal...But your praises and words are pointless.
>>2238856
Time to draw a pentagram for my next ritual! I have to find the coldest point for it in the arena...
>>2238863
Hey, I was practically just startin' out, then.
...I'd call it a "giant avalanche" but that implies snow.
>>2238884
You want a hug? That's alright, just give me some shrimp ~de geso!
>>2238881
Oh Jasper. I trust you didn't break anything.
>>2238884
This will take forever.
>>2238871
That's very generous of you, but I can swim just fine, so you needn't burden yourself with carrying me.
>>2238874
What scared you? Fear keeps people alive, so its not a bad thing to have.
>>2238884
I have plenty of bombs as it is, but one more couldn't hurt.
>>2238884
Let this vbe our song of battle! Let them hear our voice and make them soil their pants!
>>2238870
You're welcome. I had a vacation at Philippines and gave some stuff I brought back. Want to see?
>>2238880
Stop
>>2238893
>hugs
>>2238868
>>2238856
gun beats tentacle
>>2238884
You're the one with the gun
>>2238871
I don't see it happening.
We're far too different for any kind of acquaintance.
>>2238874
Ah.
My goal is the opposite, so it makes sense that we'd feel differently.
Why do you want that?
>>2238892
I see.
I admire the sorcery of yours, the pet taming ability in particular.
How does that work?
>>2238898
be*
...
>>2238895
I punched a huge dent in the wall but that's about it.
>Jasper
>>2238898
>vbe
Why does a magician have problems with spelling?
>>2238893
>gives shrimp then hugs
>>2238910
Spelling errors are unworthy of the Supreme Overlord of Ice. Do not disgrace yourself further.
>>2238865
You'd fight right in with the boys back at base with a name like that
>>2238843
... What...?
>>2238857
>Spits out the animal and collapses onto the ground, whining
>>2238909
Who is this?
>>2238911
The only kind of resource I require now is your soul to feed my companions!
>>2238862
>play CS GO comp
>10yo try to be in charge
>they're shit at the game
>>2238900
You're not Aussa. Do you have shrimp at least ~de geso?
>>2238907
Tentacle beats that too ~de geso!
>>2238911
We can work together today ~de geso!
>>2238915
Huh? You're not Aussa ~de geso!
>>2238911
Stop kicking me in the back!
>>2238872
Why talk when I could just as easily remove your head from where it stands?
I could easily prove just how "superior" your existence is with a swing of my scythe.
>>2238884
I'm not going to spend my time screaming.
>>2238911
... Um.
Okay, It's done.
At least it turned pretty good.
>>2238928
>grabs the bag and runs
>>2238911
You want me to pose I assume.
>>2238912
*signs*
Just for that, I won't save you from that pole.
>>2238930
>bullies
>>2238928
Sorry then
>>2238930
>waves
>>2238899
Sure, what did you bring?
>>2238911
>>2238928
We've got some fishing to do if we're to survive. Do you know how to fish?
>>2238918
I was called the most dangerous man back in my highschool, of course I'm going to fight someone.
[please don't]
>>2238911
>>2238896
>She genuinely sounds hesitant to speak the words, dropping to a hush, rather suddenly shifting to her non-combat mode
Yuki...Terumi.
>>2238909
I...simply do. I am not...content, as...suppressed, as...unnatural, as I am
>She abruptly glances down, examining her armor, before it vanishes in a flash of light, and a collar and cloak appear instead
>>2238935
ur cute
>>2238917
>>2238913
...
I simply have no time to waste right now and the language of liars is not worthy of my time...
>>2238921
I hope you learned your lesson. If you try to eat someone's fated companions,
the menu will change to dirt and pain.
>>2238935
I didn't want that bag anyways! Keep it ~de geso!
>>2238940
Well... shrimp is shrimp ~de geso.
>Eats shrimp.
>>2238941
You bet your beak! How else could I have survived in the ocean ~de geso?
>>2238947
Fried shrimp ~de geso!!
>>2238947
OH GOD WHY!? IT HURTS!
>>2238909
...First thing first?
Er...it don't work with noone else for my element.
>>2238937
Look it was a creature that came right for me! Was I not supposed to defend myself?
>Jasper
>>2238947
...Thank you, Miss.
I'm in debt with you.
>>2238950
You seem to fear...the feeling of fear. But feeling fear is good! It makes everyone feel alive and human, no matter what.
>>2238954
Of course your greatness.
>>2238942
High school and the battlefield are two very different places.
I know you can probably look out for yourself, but don't you think that's a little dangerous for your tag along?
>>2238930
And I could turn you into a pile of dust with a thought, but there is one thing, woman.
I have nothing to prove, unlike you.
>>2238947
That is one ugly offspring I acquired...
>>2238947
This may sting for a while. Clear.
>>2238961
Destroy the creature, not the house.
>>2238963
You did draw a portrait for me.
>>2238941
Snacks, bread, souvenirs
>>2238947
Wait, that boy is my father? How can that be?
>>2238950
Who is this Yuki?
>>2238955
I felt the need to ask anyway.
+1 to the uid now one of you kind fillers hand over that nice and warm spot.
YOU ARE BEING INVADED BY:
The Wall
>>2238953
But I'm a guy.
>>2238955
Ha it's all mine, all the shrimp!
>>2238896
Now, now, such a beautiful angel could never be a burden in my eyes, I only hope to be one for you.
>>2238909
Are you so sure? how many fellow ninjas have you met thus far?
>>2238947
>>2238961
Gah! I'm not sure what's gotten over me, I'm not sure if I'm able to damage such an angel.
>>2238922
I call myself C7.
My acquaintances call me Shiina.
>>2238950
Another sorcerer like the earth one?
>>2238959
I see.
The pet ability. How does one get something like that?
>>2238982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpemKbWUqW0
Stand down junior. Let daddy show you how it's done.
>>2238969
Now stay silent and play with rocks or whatever younglings do these days.
>>2238972
I don't plan to be with the military, maybe I'll go to a Yokuza.
[stop saying that]
I'm just kidding.
>>2238989
Alright, nice to meet you Shiina. I am Soviet
>>2238979
I thought it was pretty obvious, given the fact I'm a squid ~de geso.
>>2238984
H-huh?! There's not really shrimp in there, right ~de geso?
>>2238987
So, we're not goink to do anythink about that ~de geso?
>>2238987
This is what I get for taking all of your spots
>>2238947
Terminating.
>>2238967
...I only fear one thing.
>>2238979
Formerly one of my world's Six Heroes, and the current..."right hand" of my primary target; the god of death, Hades Izanami.
>>2238989
...Pardon?
>>2238938
>Your fruitless mortal words fly over her like nothing.
>>2238940
By Zeus mortal, do you have no shame? How desperate are you for my attention?
>>2238973
Hah! Nothing *to* prove, perhaps, you're all talk and I know for sure I'm not the only one who knows it.
>>2238975
I'm sorry that I can't gauge my power or force.
>>2238987
I've gotcha Rouge.
>>2238988
Insects are angels now? This makes no sense Ringabel.
>Jasper
>>2238987
You can't even play the role of the sacrifice properly...and I worked so much on that pentagram...
>>2238975
Indeed, I've done a portait for you.
but... I don't think that's enough.
>>2238987
... I'll go in "that" other direction.
>>2238992
You misunderstand me, Magician, I'm a countess for that reason I have no time for those things that children do.
>>2238991
>Point foward
>>2238998
Maybe there is, maybe there isn't.
>>2238989
Er...I was sorta born like this.
>>2238984
so? still cute.
>>2239003
Zeus?
>>2238987
That was a close one.
>>2239005
Indeed. It is you fault.
>>2239005
I-insects? I've never met an insect yet so delicate.
>>2238987
>>2239009
What need have I for other tributes, when I have you.
>Follows you
>>2239002
Fear can take on many shapes, young one. It could be feverish thoughts, the sight of your loved ones dying, or simply one dreading the cold darkness of the night.
Most of us won't know fear exists untill it hits them in their guts like a hot knife...
>>2239022
>your
>>2238987
Thank you ma'am. I will repay you somehow.
>>2238988
I don't think you'll be a burden to me, sir. Thank you for your compliments, but I don't think I'm really all that beautiful sir.
>>2239002
So this person scared you somehow. What happened?
>>2239003
>>2238987
>>2238996
Hard to blame you. It definitely isn't for everybody.
Though organized crime is a poor alternative if that means anything to you.
>>2239016
You're just messink with me! There's no shrimp in there at all ~de geso!
>>2239036
W-why me ~de geso?!?
>>2239036
My TV!
>>2239022
Look,I don't even know if the bug survived,all I know is that it flew somewhere.
>>2239024
Who are you talking about? Me or the bug?
>>2239036
You pizza shit.
>Jasper
>>2239036
Let's see what galaxies I can point out this night.
>>2239037
Yeah that's why I plan not to do it, I'm not sure what to do in the future.
[maybe you can be a boxer]
I mean I know how to box but I don't think I'm cut out for it.
>>2239036
Did you remove the _ drives drunk event?
>>2239003
All talk? Say that when you gaze upon the countless of victories that I have achieved here
or my hundreds of well trained demon beasts. I do more than just talk while you keep
talking about reaping souls, yet you do nothing. It is you who is "all talk", cur!
>>2239011
You are countless..?
>>2239036
>>2239040
I won't give you the chance to acquire these lands before I do.
>>2239032
>gives shirt that says "Baler"
Is shirt from a small area but had a good surfing beach.
>>2239046
The superior Kalashnikov design?
Hello people.
>>2239036
whats a vidya game where I can be a defensive build that takes literally no damage.
>>2239060
>Shakes head no while asleep
>>2239032
>>2239032
He was simply...there.
>>2239027
...A correction, then; I am only aware of...one thing capable of rousing fear in me.
>>2239036
>>2239051
My apologies for your termination.
>>2239046
...Negative. I am Lambda, the 11th Boundary Interface Prime Field Device, or Murakumo Unit.
>>2239061
Countess, not countless, maybe I'm saying it too low for you to hear.
>>2239036
>>2239046
...I've noticed that, However, Guns aren't a toy for playing around.
I'm going to keep an eye on you, shooting someone intentionally isn't the best of all the possible ideas.
>>2239046
Eeeyup. 'Fraid so.
>>2239071
Like your lies could penetrate my barriers made up of truth! Begone, foul creature!
>>2239051
So it's just loose in our house. Pearl's gonna lose it. Shame we couldn't meet in the arena.
>>2239071
I don't need a fire anyway.
>>2239079
It's alright,just know I want you to suck a chubby. Amethyst said to say that every time I lose.
>>2239097
I'm not sure where the creature went. It was big though.
>Jasper
>>2239056
A boxer?
Even with your.... Stowaway?
>>2239086
Naoto!!!!
>>2239081
Your words made my mind feel the effects of the mist of confusion...
>>2239046
Make that one, then! As I said, I happen to be a decent ninja.
You didn't even see me walk in, did you?
>>2239032
Are you crazy? My dear, from the moment we first spoke, I felt as if the world disappeared around me, and you were all I saw.
>>2239051
I was talking about her, as your compared her to an insect, I was more convinced that she was a gift from heaven.
>>2239019
Gross, wierdo.
>>2239040
Are you sure? Maybe there is?
>>2239062
I don't care what.. "Design" it is.
Firearms are something new to me, I've always preferred my blades.
>>2239079
I am C7. My acquaintances call me Shiina.
You refer to yourself as a "device?"
>>2239086
Tch, keep your guns.
They're not my thing anyway.
>>2239092
Then, I can't train myself in your power.
I see.
>>2239118
I got here after you did.
>>2239119
I'm not fallink for it! This is some sort of ruse ~de geso!
>>2239110
...yeah we can't ignore this problem for so long
[one day people will find out]
I just hope we'll find a way to disconnect.
>>2239118
No there was legit a bug and I punched and dented the wall.
>Jasper
>>2239071
...I'm not going to be able to defend myself in that state.
>>2239111
...?
>>2239119
is finding someone cute weird?
>>2239079
I have been told you are trying to knwo what's it like to become human, yes? Knowing the concept of fear is the greatest step! Fear of the dark is what drove men to master fire, another thing they feared. Fear is bad..but also good. It is through fear that we learn our gratest lessons.
>>2239123
I had no intentions to...lose my arm literally! Now I have to deal with the loss of it and my cursed one too!?
>>2239117
Well maybe you're a bit.... non-caring for this conversation.
>>2239124
I assume it's Japanese.
>>2239109
You not only managed to damage part of the house but you also let a big target get away.
>>2239123
I need to stop this resting thing.
>>2239062
Thank you, but how did you know what size shirt to get me?
>>2239068
Hello.
>>2239079
He scared you simply by being around? >>2239123
I have a strange feeling.
>>2239130
You were so close to winning.
>>2239126
I assure, it is no trick
>>2239131
If it's a guy...
>>2239123
>>2239140
Hello, person. Hows your day?
>>2239140
I don't. Might be too big though
>>2239139
Ah don't be so glum! There's a lesson to be learned here Garnet.
>Jasper
>>2239109
I am unaware of the definition of this term.
>>2239123
Rendering assistance.
>>2239124
I am an...artificial human.
>She averts her gaze
This is...not to say that I am a machine.
>>2239134
I am...uncertain what I have to gain by being...paralyzed by the mere presence of another.
>>2239140
...Affirmative.
>>2239150
A-Akitsu...Akitsu....Akitsu...!
>>2239148
what are you homophobic or something? it's 2016 get with the times
>>2239150
F Akitsu
>>2239136
That may be true...My companions and my own existence are the only things that truly interest me.
>>2239150
You mean losing an arm is equal with losing your life? What kind of mockery is this?
>>2239148
I'll... I'll do anythink for that bag ~de geso!
>>2239146
Don't remind me.
at least I have the time to recover myself.
Yukine is not for sexual. He is for bullying and/or cuddles.
>>2239122
>>2239124
Well, the general Earth magic, sure, but...not the "Charmer" part.
>>2239128
How the hell did that come about?
>>2239158
I never said the feeling was good. But if you aspire to feel like a human, you have to experience all the emotions, even the most vile ones..
>>2239157
Tell me what that is.
>>2239150
I'll be supporting you from here Lambda.
>>2239151
It is going well.
>>2239154
It seems about right actually.
>>2239158
I wonder why. Anyway, best of luck to you.
>>2239173
I woke up one day, and she was my right hand.
[and now I'm his favorite hand]
That's because you took my main hand away!
>>2239061
Hah! You think the pointless victories in this waste of an arena mean anything?
I wasn't yet aware that I was dealing with a delusional monkey.
>>2239170
>
>>2238733
>>2238885
Boring.
>>2239166
Sorry, how is Senpai?
>>2239159
No! I'm just not gay!
>>2239164
Get me a burger...
>>2239169
Hi Shinobu...
>>2239137
Only the most high-ranking ninja have blades like this. So yes, Japanese in origin.
>>2239158
As far as I'm concerned, you're human. I make it a point not to concern myself with trivialties and technicalities.
Besides, I don't understand modern technology.
>>2239172
Will "charm" magic give me the power to charm animals?
>>2239183
Ninja Strategy #6..
>>2239179
I don't know! But don't be so sad!
>Jasper
>>2239180
Glad too hear, anything recent with you?
>>2239183
You dare to ignore my question, mortal? You want to feel the wrath of an enraged warlock?
>>2239124
Nonetheless, I believe your coming and our meeting was fated to be.
>>2239129
Oh, pardon me then.
Aussa more like _______
>>2239191
A burger? I don't know what that is ~de geso...
>>2239180
Lucky guess for me. I have some more as well.
>>2239192
Those are good. But I rather have a shield and short sword.
>>2239186
>>2239170
>
>>2239162
>>2239196
>Snores louder
>>2239201
literally who
>>2239186
Yet you don't even have that much! You have nothing to show, woman! It is time for you to retreat, because you lost this encounter the day you were born!
>>2239191
you are for yato tho :^)
>>2239201
Ausstralian
>>2239183
>Mutters something about there being a winner next slide in her sleep
>>2239186
>>2239204
>>2239201
Lover
>>2239220
Wonder who the winner could be...
>>2239201
Aussama Bin Laden
>>2239195
Well, I've been pretty busy with cases around my home since I became a police officer, and recently I had to find someone who had done something pretty significant. I can't say more than that though.
>>2239204
I suppose it was lucky. Thank you again.
>>2239176
...I have already known the emotions "anger", "regret", and "sorrow" as well.
...Who is this?
>>2239180
Akitsu, I am...sorry....
>>2239183
Akitsu's killer....
>>2239192
I am...likely from significantly further in the future from your time-frame.
And I can not...act as human as I desire, at current.
>>2239205
Do not think that I will let you get away! You are not safe even at the land of dreams!
>>2239203
>tosses the bag at you
whatever I don't need you to buy one for me
>there is no shrimp in the bag
>>2239212
N-no! Not at all!
>>2239210
Wh-wha-? Are you blind, too? L-look at this!
>>2239201
dog fucker
>>2239224
Marry me
>>2239234
>Shifts around in sleep
>Scratches ass
>Snores
>>2239192
I don't even think that exists.
>>2239201
>>2239224
Wait, what?
>>2239226
>That one got me.
>>2239218
>I'm from Tejas, though.
>>2239238
no deal.
>>2239235
why so flustered, yukine?
>>2239229
Do not apologize. I died because I didn't want to kill either of you, that was my choice and I don't regret it.
>>2239185
I hope you're left handed then.
That must get weird when you've gotta flog the dolphin
>>2239248
i was betray
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