/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Bara Boobies Edition
>NEW EPISODES in June:
https://twitter.com/mcburnett/status/715266616188080128
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>tracklist MEGA folder:
http://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
>Leaked promos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucDKqtTdnjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmJgSC_-y4
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>The Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
First for Steven for sexual
We're buff baby!
Here we go.
>>2234370
We'll be back, baby!
>lapis is an emotionally manipulative bitch
>lapis is a demon
>lapis is overrated
>lapis is my sister I fuck my sister
>lapis is fucking dead
>>2234370
Jasper and Jasper? okay then
Gems that are not for sexual:
- Peridot
- Steven
- Amethyst
- Pearl
- Lapis
- Ruby
- Sapphire
Gems that are for sexual:
- Jasper
- Garnet
- the fusions
- Rose
>>2239457
That's a pretty shitty self non sexing chart for yourself.
Will peridot ever get leashed again
>>2239486
Peridot can be controlled by something as simple as a leash.
Imagine how easy she'd be to kidnap.
>>2239502
>Peridot can be controlled (by the gems) by something as simple as a leash.
>Imagine how easy she'd be to kidnap (by the gems)
FTFY
>>2239502
She snapped it to save amethyst
Lapis confirmed dead
Greg x Pearl confirmed ship in future episodes
Silly things to do with Amethyst in the bedroom:
Blowing Raspberries. Everywhere. All over her body.
Eat cake off her butt
Eat her butt with some cake
Thumb wrestling while riding
Naked Tickle fights
Vagina Ventriloquism
Sticking gag-snakes in your pants so they spring out when she’s disrobing you
Bathtime has never been better since your small purple gf can become any bath-toy ever
Tiny Amethyst in your pants. All day. “It’s so warm and cozy down here!”
Wrangling Pearl into a Ménage a trois. Don’t tell her she’s subbing to both of you at once. Wreck her, then steal her swords. High fives.
Pillow Forts
*Banging* in Pillow Forts
Shower hugs
Doggy style more for the sake of you both watching movies than anything else
>>2239535
I don't hate this
show would be better without niggers
Would you console Peridot if you saw her crying because she can't get dubs on the Internet?
Beef's really late today.
>>2239559
Yes and then I'd make her check these dubs
>>2239559
Steven would.
>>2239557
Yeah the show would have been better without some of those human episodes surrounding niggers.
>>2239559
I'd take her memes away from her.
What is the confirmed upcoming episode order
lapis hot
>>2239559
I'd give her my dubs, as all gemtlemen should for their gemfu.
ding dong the witch is dead
which old witch?
the water witch
ding dong the water witch is dead
>>2239598
kys
>>2239082
>>2239605
All smiles
>>2239588
Super Watermelon Island
Gem Drill
Same Old World
Barn Mates
Hit the Diamond
Steven Floats
Hey guys, whats going on.
>>2239338
What's this about Lappy dying?
>>2239213
Fucking hell why can't I get any dubs for my waifu...
>>2239631
The usual down time shitposting.
>>2239486
I'm taking my sweet ass time with these because xcom 2 is adapting to my autism
>>2239631
Lapis is fucking dead.
>>2239642
Because God hates you.
Armrest is purple
>>2239649
Nothing can adapt to your autism trust me
>>2239642
Because I have them all, check this for Pearl
>>2239666
AND THERE GOES THE THREAD
So peridot, what you think she will get?
Gem weapon or some special powers like sapphire and lapis
>>2239666
>666
You fucked up
>>2239631
What's going on is you writing chapter 7, buddy.
>>2239666
IS THIS GOOD OR BAD
>>2239674
A drill.
>>2239674
She doesn't seem to be particularly special, just an average Peridot.
So I'd say a weapon.
>>2239666
>>2239673
Not even a Pearlfag but gets are gets
>>2239681
I came here to talk to you about the final details before i start.
Sorry for taking a bit to get on, had to do a few things
>>2239648
Sounds dull
>>2239674
Probably some noobie weapon like dagger or something, i doubt Matt knows what he is talking about anymore though so Sapphire probably has something.
Daily reminder
>>2239703
Final details, huh?
I think we pretty much covered it last time.
>Ruby and Sapphire have a fight
>Sapphire comes to see Lapis
>Talks about how Ruby never listens to her
>Lapis volunteers Anon to help
>They make him wear frilly clothes and boss him around
>Lapis is bubbly and sweet, Sapphire is cold and mean
>Alternate between the two
>Sexings ending in Sapphire bouncing on Anon bouncing on Lapis
>it's a wedding episode
>>2239754
Who in the world is that OC
Would you let Amy twerk on you with her large, sweaty ass?
>>2239765
Alright cool, just wanted to make sure that you didn't change or added anything.
I will begin writing it up for you and post the draft to let you know how progress is going.
>>2239771
>Pearl marries Dewey
>Lapis marries Jamie
But who does Peri marry?
>Garnet Funko Pop is out of stock on Hot Topic's website.
Looks like eBay's the only place to get one now unless down brick-and-mortar stores got a restock.
End digit decides which goes in your butt
>Pearl
1
>Garnet
2
>Amethyst
3
>Steven
4
>five or peridot's nerf dart fingers at once
5
>Lapis
6
>Jasper
7
>The malachite deluxe: Lapis and Jasper
8
One of your choice is lost in your anal cavity forever
>9
None
>0
>>2239771
It's so nice to see Steven getting married to them.
>>2239771
>The gems throw the Bokay
>Jasper finds it as a challenge and knocks down everyone to get it
>>2239793
I went to the 2 Hot Topics near my me and none had a Pearl, only one had Steven, which I bought. But I want my mini waifu now.
Is Lapis dying for real or are you all just memeing?
>>2239841
you are dying, this is a drea m
>>2239841
Yes
>>2239845
I wish
>>2239841
If dubs the meme passes into reality
>>2239841
Some stupid dubs shit from last thread.
>>2239848
But... whos going to take care of her eggs?
>>2239865
Damn RIP the dream
>>2239866
You stole my numbers bitch
>>2239866
C O N F I R M E D
>>2239814
>Pearl
They're still in-stock online, ya dern fool!
Pic possibly related.
>>2239792
Connie and Steven
>>2239809
>Jasper is that one girl at wedding who pretends that she'll never get married but goes insane at the bouquet throw
I like
>>2239828
It's just something till the plushies come in
>>2239809
>be you
>at Steven and Connie's wedding
>prettt nice
>nice decor
>nice flowers
>nice everything, really
>the pastor pronounces them married
>connie throws the bouquet
>whogongetit
>"MOVE BITCHES"
>suddenly jasper
>she knocks have the crowd to catch it
>she practically bodyslams the damn thing
>she lands next to you
>she looks up, face covered with dirt and rose petals
>she waggles her eyebrows at you and licks her lips
Oh gees
I feel indifffent that lapis is not fucking dead
Reminder that Steven will marry all the Gems after Connie dies.
>>2239899
Ok dubs but that's not how marriage works.
>>2239866
confirmed lapis is kill.
>>2239917
Steven can marry more than one individual because he wants to.
>>2239947
>image.jpg
>>2239886
>It's just something till the plushies come in.
And those will probably come out in June.
So, could Rose have done the spindash move that Amethyst and Jasper have done?
>>2239771
this show should go to the harem perspective and Steven should marry all of them.
make it happen sucrose.
>>2239804
Jasper pls
>>2239457
Jasper is clearly for sexual
>>2239804
Okay
>>2239457
>amethyst
>not for sexual
>>2239215
Again, it won't happen with that attitude.
It's very possible to do. Even if it were impossible, it doesn't matter. It's necessary.
Check steven universe facebook page guys
facebook steven universe just used thuglife meme on a new clip...wow
>>2240202
link
>>2240187
>>2240202
>No one can tell me what to do
>>2240149
If anything, your optimism is admirable.
>Even if it were impossible, it doesn't matter.
>it doesn't matter.
Picture related
>It's necessary
To what end?
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=facebook+steven+universe&t=ffab
First post
fb.com/StevenUniverse/videos/504519366400465/
>>2240202
I want Peridot to call me an anarchist
>>2240223
not him but you're a retard if you think technology will stop improving
>>2240202
Damn, Steven is hardcore.
>Peridot will never call you an anarchist
>>2240241
Well, atleast this didn't spoil anything.
>>2240244
I want Peridot to call me anything in that sarcastic tone
NEW CLIP
https://www.faceBOOB.com/StevenUniverse/videos/504519366400465/
Delete BOOB and out BOOK
>>2239979
someone should draw that
>>2240257
WHY LIVE?
>>2240248
Did I ever say technology will stop improving? You're implying bullshit that never said in my posts. Technology will improve, the question is can we keep up with technology.
Reminder that Steven is an asshole.
skycow.us/r/su
Join in on the fun
>>2240202
I NEED FUCKING EPS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>2240241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEBR8baVhxE
>>2240223
To continue civilization as we know it. ensure the long term survival of our species, and spread the complexity of life to a perhaps otherwise lifeless galaxy.
Either terragen life will end in one billion years or in one hundred trillion years. I choose the latter.
Just ordered my Pearl through Ebay
Feels good.
>>2240449
>eBay
Dumbass.
>http://www.hottopic.com/product/funko-steven-universe-pop-animation-pearl-vinyl-figure-hot-topic-exclusive-pre-release/10466733.html
>>2240478
It literally costs the same either way. It's actually $0.05 cheaper and it gets here faster through eBay
>>2239765
Showing you the draft to see if i need to change anything before continueing.
http://pastebin.com/iqfRwaZ9
Also let me know if i should add or change anything before i get to the more....maidy bits.
Love you /sug/
I hope you all had a wonderful week, and have an even better weekend
>>2240567
Thanks man, same with you.
Hope you have a fun weekend
>>2240522
It's really good so far, wouldn't change a thing.
By the way, I read your Lapis fic from yesterday. It was nice and sweet. Lapis having Anon's art on her walls was cute.
>>2240430
>ensure the long term survival of our species, and spread the complexity of life to a perhaps otherwise lifeless galaxy
If anything, I think that there is higher chance of the latter than the former, but we are slowly going off the rails so if you are up for it, I'd like to shift it to the shows lore to keep the topic show related.
Consider the gems, if in a hypothetical scenario, there is a species of aliens like that, how do biological life even stand a chance? Through their nazi super science, such a species just needs to weaken the atmosphere of a planet, and the cosmic radiation will do the rest.
Also there is the debate in the scientific community regarding hypothetical types of biochemistry that isn't based on carbon-water, so when you look at it, such hypothetical entities like the gems might exist that we don't fully understand nor comprehend.
So in conclusion, how does biological life even stand a chance compared to entities like the gems that aren't so fragile, if they exist that is.
http://youtu.be/yUkwTy2_k9M
>>2240586
Great, glad you like it, i will continue onto the maidy bits and make them nice and saucy
Also glad you liked my feels Lapis fic, i actually poured a bit of my personal emotions into it. Hope it wasn't to emotional.
Anyway i will get back to work, gonna post update the draft when the maid parts are done.
See ya in a bit Lapis friend
>tfw Steven was my favourite Gem
How could he become such an asshole?
>>2240622
damn I love these two dorks
>>2240636
Oh it's gonna be huge when he grows up.
>>2240611
Higher chance of what?
Also I'm pretty sure gems were engineered, not evolved. Engineered by a race perhaps not that different than humanity.
>>2240660
But I want it to be huge right now
>>2240658
why is his dick so big ?
>Periven posters
What did I do to deserve this
>>2240660
>uncut
Bad goy! You are making your Jewish overlords feel insecure about their penises!
>>2240652
The whole anarchism thing is just a phase, anon, don't worry.
>>2240680
Keep that to yourself. /ss/ will not be tolerated, nor is it encouraged.
>>2240685
you were born you sad sack of shit and your mother never loved you
>>2240698
Sounds good to me
>>2240685
Oh shut up, we get a mountain of shitty Lapidot and Japis posters in every thread. Stevendot needs some love
>>2240658
the dorkiest and cutest
>>2240725
I think it's the amount of Peridot and Lapis related posts that has his jimmies in a twist.
>>2240746
oh man that boy needs air
>>2240725
There's not really that much Jaspis, you shut the fuck up, you pedophile.
>And where is the Jasper I assigned you?
>>2240746
>Peri will never hop on you and cover you in kisses like this
Maybe I'll see my waifu in the next life
>>2240790
Bubbled.
>>2240680
It already is huge right now, but I can only post his dick when he's an adult otherwise I'll get banned.
>>2240725
no
>>2240746
jesus, she's like blowing into him. Feels so right though
>>2240790
What did peri say back to Yd at that I forgot
>>2240821
She never said anything about Jasper, just the ship being destroyed.
>>2240807
Can we talk about his dick now at least?
If not let's discuss Peributt
>>2240835
>>2240807
I want to wake up Adult Steven by shoving my face into his musky balls and by giving his cock a bath with my tongue
>>2240861
t. lapidot shipper
>>2240845
Lapis, Pearl, and Peridot will.
>>2240674
>Higher chance of what?
What I meant is that compared to nature in general, we are pretty weak, even with all the technology that we currently have for now. So if I had to bet right now, I would say that the nature on Earth has a higher chance to survive than we as humans do.
>but anon, humans are nature
You know what I mean by nature, plants, wildlife, ecosystems and shit.
>Also I'm pretty sure gems were engineered, not evolved.
Who says we weren't engineered ourselves? There is still the issue of the transitional fossil, infamously known as the missing link in regards to humans.
I've always been confused when it comes to the human ego, we can't properly predict what will happen in a months time in the world, let alone what will happen thousands of years from now, and that's just a grain of sand compared to the age of the Earth, let alone the universe, yet we boast ourselves like we are the centre of the universe. In the words of our pope, we could use more humility and less arrogance, because it may be our undoing.
>>2240878
No. I will.
>>2240861
There are no mistakes, only happy accidents.
>>2240894
No, Lapis, Pearl, and Peridot will. They're his wives, after all.
i fucking hate tumblr?? like i just wanna look at art without having people typing like this because they think it adds something to their post????
>>2240790
I'm happy they namedropped her. Just like Peridot mentioned "Lazuli" at least once since her arc started
>>2240919
okay
Who is your OT3 /sug/?
>>2240928
It's technically an OT5, but meh.
Hey remember that time when Steven drugged Peridot?
>>2240928
Only that one because of the height and color code they create.
>>2240810
>>2240948
Someone needs to shop that candy into a condom
And then Steven's hand on her waist making it look like she's riding him
>>2240928
>>2240812
she hasn't quite gotten the hang of kissing yet
>>2240723
>>2240861
>>2240984
>HW OT3
nice taste
![1459976940992[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/1aPFjfq.jpg "1459976940992[2].png")
>>2241057
but what if Connie finds out
>>2240886
>infamous missing links
Unsubsribed.
>>2240984
best ship
>>2241077
What the hell is going on there
Lapis POV vore when.
>>2241150
Lapis is a biter, Peridot dry humps in her sleep
Another night of hell for Jasper
>>2241145
Just look at those beautiful memes
>>2239545
can i get high with her and just lay down in bed non sexually and just talk to her while were both stoned and just have an amazing discussion?
>>2241136
I said "infamously known as the missing link". Get of my case, Darwin.
>>2241150
Lapis and Peri are zombies and are trying to convert Jasper.
>>2241150
run a cheese grater over your genitals phone poster
>>2241145
>that YD
okay I laughed, and holy hell jaspers face
Any new content needs to be overanalyzed, so let's hear it. Why was Steven sleeping outside?
>>2241201
The episode didn't look like Barn Mates, since it was sunny outside, so make of that what you will.
>>2241201
outdoor molest
>>2241201
cuz he don't gib a fuk
>>2241192
no
>>2241201
Waiting for Lapis or Jasper
>>2241201
It looks like it could be the beginning of SWI, and the reason Steven wasn't present for the fight with the watermelons is because he a shit.
>>2240910
>Jasper is the one with the dick
Literally why?
>>2241192
You first
And film it
>>2239814
>>2239793
I know that feeling, I had to do what >>2240449 did just to fill out a set order.
But to be fair, Garnet went up a few days (If not a week) before the other Funkos went up.
>>2240478
Agreed, although mine was a bit cheaper.
>>2239884
>mfw I STILL haven't sold one.
Goddamn it.
But at least there's some potential jewing with the CN Shop, a few people showed interest when I mentioned that I could order the character-themed throw blanket.
>>2241201
Because nobody can tell him what to do.
>>2241188
I'm watching you.
>>2241201
He's sulking because he was told to stay put while the CG do something.
>>2241057
What does that pose mean?
>>2241282
>>2241296
kys senpai desu
>>2241290
Accept her place as the resident futa.
>>2241312
But Steven IS a CG.
>>2241346
>while the other CG bar himself and Peridot go and do a mission.
>>2241340
No. You futafags have got to grow an imagination. Give futa dicks to literally anyone else, but just stop doing it to Jasper 24/7. Muscles != dicks.
I bet our HW gems didn't have ANY friends on Homeworld, what a bunch of losers.
>>2241387
How about we give a futa dick to Steven?
>>2241387
I just wanna feel her thick pulsating cock inside me.
>>2241393
Lapis because she was trapped in a mirror.
Peridot because she's a nerd.
And Jasper because she's too menacing to start a conversation with.
>>2241387
Agreed
>>2241387
I just want to romance Jasper like a real lady.
>>2241438
More like Jasper was a weird war vet that goes on about the gory days when she was in the core
>>2241201
He has bad gas
>>2241465
Steven will.
>>2241192
Peridot could literally walk into Jasper's cunt, do a 360, and walk away
>>2241479
He's taken though.
>>2241483
>>2241499
He WAS taken.
>>2241499
>>2241304
You're a meme, old man
>>2241499
Yeah, no.
>youll never get stoned with your favorite gem and just lay down in bed talking about whatever pops into your head.
>youll never hug your stoned gem
>>2241554
Steven will.
>>2241554
That sounds about right.
>>2241536
>denying C A N O N
>>2241536
>>2241516
Perifags are officially worse than Pearlfags.
Peridemption was a mistake.
Do you think Pearl would like it if Steven had Rose's hair?
>>2241655
Sure, they're in love now, but not once she dies, and Steven moves on to the Gems.
intimacy when
>>2241655
Just so you know loli and shota is not allowed here.
>>2241659
is this a sudden realization?
>>2241554
>>2241681
When Steven is older.
>>2241655
I reported you because of your ship, not the content
>>2241711
man you need to get outta here with your opinions and shit
