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Abyssals lewding anons Edition
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>>2212775
>>2215162
It hurts riiiiiight here!
>She pointed down towards her Jizzney World whilst shifting around uncomfortably
Please make it feel better, nurse!
>Love nectar slowly started to leak out from Silica's ham wallet, creating a perfect outline on her pink panties
>>2215230
I guess, I suppose I'm still relatively new to this place because the LAST thing I want is to spread drama.
Also if Ragyo is lurking I sent you an email, just reply when you can...
I want to Wo Wo's Wowos..
>>2215322
>takes a fat shit on your pillow and walks away
>>2215311
>rubs head against your bosoms
>>2215322
Do you now?~
>>2215221
>She quickly grabs Wo's hand, pulling her towards herself, embracing her. During this action, she grabbed her beautiful and bountiful ass.
Does this work as a response my dear?
>She gave her a sly smirk.
>>2215322
>retarded HG memes
Stupid Erica, be more cool.
>>2215311
>Ragyo is Narancia
( I feel stupid for not realising this.)
Welcome home, good hunter.
What is it you desire?
>>2214942
Why don't you come over here and find out~.....
>>2214964
Do you like what you see Anon?
>One of her straps starts to slip oh so slowly
>>2215178
Very much so....Especially making you squeak~
>Presses two fingers up against her clothed slit
Johnny get your gun, get your gun, get your gun!
Take it on the run, on the run, on the run!
Hear them calling you and me!
Every son of Liberty!
Hurry right away, no delay, go today!
Make your daddy glad to have such a lad!
Tell your sweetheart not to prine,
to be proud her boy's in line!
Over there! Over there!
Send the word, send the word, over there!
That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming!
The drums rum-tumming everywhere!
So prepare, say a prayer!
Send the word, send the word to beware!
We'll be over, we're coming over,
and we won't be back 'til it's over there!
Johnny get your gun, get your gun, get your gun!
Johnny show the Hun who's a son of a gun!
Hoist the flag and let 'er fly!
Yankee Doodle, do or die!
Pack your little kit, show your grit, do your bit!
Yankees to the ranks from the towns and the tanks!
Make your mother proud of you,
and the old Red, White, and Blue!
Over there! Over there!
Send the word, send the word, over there!
That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming!
The drums rum-tumming everywhere!
So prepare, say a prayer!
Send the word, send the word to beware!
We'll be over, we're coming over,
and we won't be back 'til it's over there!
Good evening everyone!
Get your gun in remembrance as today marks the 99th anniversary of the United States joining The Great War and declaring war on Germany!
Though World War I started in 1914, the United States did not join until 1917. The general attitude of the American people was that they had no need to fight in a European war. However, this changed after the sinking of the Lusitania which ended in the deaths of 1200 people, 128 Americans included. Opinions of the Germans plummeted. The treacherous Germans continued to attack neutral vessels despite giving promise that they would evacuate ships before being fired on them. President Woodrow Wilson roused the nation to war and off we went, Over There, marking a turning point in the War that would lead to Germany's downfall a year later.
>>2215364
They're just that good!
>>2215292
W-what?!
>He tries to move his limbs, his throbbing cock pulsating as precum seeps down his grit.
What did you do?
(I'm fine, guys. I was in a really rotten mood yesterday when I made that post, but it cleared up. Sorry. Wasn't really thinking straight.)
>>2215311
(Hey, Mika~ I haven't had time to send you a reply, but I'll do it as soon as I can. Hope you're feeling good!)
>>2215380
I wish you would literally fucking die
>There's a second Tenryuu posting now
How will I stand out?
Hmm.
>>2215303
>Kurisu attempted to calm the girl down, her movements disrupting her accuracy and concentration. She placed her soft fingertips on Sillica's tummy, dragging them as comfortingly as she could down to her adorable panties. She'd lift them up, a ribbon of blood and oatmeal would be loosed from the prison of her cooch snooch. The scientist took a handful of the vile mixture and attempted to shove it back inside her cock garage.
NO! THIS IS VITAL ESSENCE LEAVING YOUR BODY! STAY WITH ME! I DON'T WANT TO LOSE A PATIENT!
>>2215380
You.
>>2215380
Who the fuck are you?
>>2215393
(glad you're feeling better <3)
>>2215386
Battleship is literal perfection!
That sexy black dress!
Those wonderful breasts!
That delicious creamy skin!
>>2215380
My desire is the emerald herald
>>2215111
You throw a tantrum like a child and try to break everything else. Of course you need me to watch over you.
>>2215127
>She watches as he undresses, having a disgusted look on his face.
Animal...
>She pulls out some rope and walks towards him, a cute squeak sound can be heard as she takes each step.
Alright, limp dick, stand still.
>Once close, Nonon ties the rope around his body as well as his erect length. With a amused look, the band leader drags him towards the speaker.
>>2215128
It's you!
>>2215132
...
Don't make me hit you, I am only following orders to have fun.
>>2215393
Does Aunti Ragyo need a huggie from me~?
>>2215398
Be a bigger whore.
>>2215390
>Claps loudly!
You are one of my favorites! Please keep it up <3
it's almost bed time, Erica.
>>2215386
>Anon slowly and cautiously walks over to her
M-may I be so bold as to ask for a kiss goodnight? I need to sleep soon and a kiss from a Queen like yourself would help me greatly.
>>2215437
SHHHHH NO IT'S NOT
>>2215393
(Hope you're feeling better!)
>>2215391
(
I know right? I feel so overwhelmed with her writing on my slow replies though)
>>2215390
A great entrance as usual, dear almost-sister Iowa!
>>2215392
>A second later your shirt is off, folded neatly and sitting in the maid's lap
I'm sorry? I'm not sure what you're talking about...
>She runs a hand down your bare chest
>>2215221
I should be glad~
>>2215386
Hmhmh~
>She giggles, squirming her legs she leans into your neck,
>>2215446
Yes it is.
>>2215225 (ryuko)
>Looking a little unsettled by the mixture of her own juice and your pre being forced inside her mouth, she glares back at you before her womb is violated once more, making her feelings give way to another wave of contractions throughout her body, tightening her cunt around the massive mass inside her slit, her hot moans competing with her resilience as she tries to find the words but can't get anything out with the heavy breaths and deep moans
>>2215242 (date anon)
>Very clearly noticing your cock, she grins, knowing fully what your body wants, and exactly how to give it to you as she walks to the bed, her sultry hips swaying with every step
>>2215393
Hiya!!!
(Don't worry, you know that I understand how it feels! I just had to defend myself.)
>>2215393
(Feel like I missed something yesterday being busy, but I'm glad you're feeling better today. Take care, mama)
>>2215428
>I grunt as the rope ensnares my dick, following you towards the speakers.
>that look
see? youre getting a kick out of this
>>2215449
Also good evening for you!hope you are doing great!
>>2215386
>he immediately notices the strap move out of place and begin to very slowly move across her strangely colored skin, and he follows it intently with his eyes
... Yes. Yes I do~.
Such a fierce-looking thing with such a gorgeous body. I have no idea who or what you are, but you're a feast for the eyes.
But good lord am I tempted to do more than simply look...
>>2215398
>Not really family, I was just lurking by chance.
>>2215393
>taking out your RL bullshit on the threads
Don't do that. Nue-tier behavior, mate.
>>2215225
Now you're just acting like a fool.
>>2215428
Just enjoy yourself, there's no reason to hit me as long as it's enjoyable.
>>2215396
>>2215403
>>2215405
>>2215425
Farewell, good hunter.
May you find your worth in the waking world.
>>2215398
>>2215422
Thank you, citizen! May the Founders smile upon you!
>>2215433
It harms this Yankee's heart to know that there is such adoration out there! Thank you, citizen!
>>2215449
Ah, 'tis my doppelganger! How do you fare on this wondrous day in history?
>>2215485
GET BACK HERE AND LET ME LEVEL UP YOU TWO DOLLAR WHORE
>>2215480
(I know. I was blogging and making people concerned for me unduly. And for that I apologize to everyone who got worried or was otherwise affected. I'm not immune to stupid, but I'll try not to let that sort of stupid infect me again.)
>>2215461
>Between that hungry look on your face and the way you walk towards me, my lust starts to take over. I lick my lips as I take in your approaching form.
God damn~
>>2215380
now i'll never have to do it
>>2215491
They won't smile wide as they smile while looking at you! Im glad you are in a great mood tonight!
>>2215491
>harms
I hope you mean warms! You just sooooo cute!
>>2215428
I-I do not!
You're stupid!!
>>2215461
>Ryuko starts grunting more into your ear, her thrusts getting rougher and faster, squinting her eyes
Fuck are you ready? I'm gonna cum so much in your little womb and you can't do anything about it, mmmph!
>she pulls her fingers out of your mouth and squeezes your body for dear life as she gets ready to explode, her hips ramming into you over and over causing your ass to do nothing but shake as she fucks you
>>2215471
Thank you dear Anon! The life of a student can be a hassle sometimes.
>>2215491
Timing my entrance with yours, coincidence maybe? Who knows~ ?
( Mind If I jump and lewd you and continue from last time?)
>>2215510
( >Hugs )
>>2215510
>hugz
>>2215491
>Missing Iowa
Ain't I... a blind fool... good evening.
>>2215528
And hello to you too miss.
>>2215390
toomuchtext.gif
>>2215299
Drastic? I'm just trying to protect my favorite anon from anyone that wants to take him away from me. There's nothing wrong with that, is there?
Just think about it. It'll be much better than any of those old dates we used to have, y'know why? Because this one will last forever. ~
So, I'll ask again, take out your keys and give them to me. Don't make me ask you a third time.
>>2215510
Fair enough, think nothing more of it.
As you were, soldier.
>>2215528
Yeah I know that life. Is hard to get back at that life. Is kinda fucking up my sleep clock.
>>2215390
// Hey Iowa, Drunk anon here. Not totally in a mood for straight up sex like the last times. I think some cute fluff/bonding between them would be nice.
You up for it?
>>2215456
H-hey, you're doing something, aren't you? I mean I was just wearing a shirt an now I am naked. That just can't be possible!
>His body trembles as he felt your glove hand run down his bare chest.
>>2215530
YOU! You almost murdered my dick in some sort of crazy police rape attempt to turn me into some sort of slave to you!
>>2215558
You're that very polite person from last time. Good evening!
>>2215417
>Blows a kiss
(<3)
Among other things Anon
>>2215443
>Grabs him by the collar and kisses him deeply
MMmmm......Good night~
>>2215457
>She smirks
And what are these doing here?...
>Pulls off those panties and tosses them to one side
>>2215517
<3
>>2215401
Noooo, don't touch that! My daddy put that there for good reason!
>In a panic, Silica pushed your hands away from her stench trench and desperately scooped away at the oatmeal oozing out of her bubblegum by the bum.
Too much is leaking out, we can't let this go to waste, nurse! Please!
>Silica started her ritual by smearing thick globs of sin sauce all over her tummy and working her way up towards her chest
>>2215612
Can I be your captive Admiral for you to interrogate?
>>2215526
>She tenses up, trying her hardest to prepare as she's about to get loaded up and blown full of cum, her muscles tensing around your cock only serving to blow you over the edge
>>2215511
Lay back, and let me show you another way~
>She commands you, all the while taunting you as she pulls away her simple outfit, leaving her naked mint green body exposed, light brown freckles dotted across it's surface, and her tight slit commanding all your attention
>the flood of good posters as I have to get ready to leave for the day
every fucking time
why do I keep lurking here it just makes me feel bad
>>2215519
You flatter me so much! I only hope from the bottom of my heart that the Founders approve of my work for the country.
'Tis a most joyous day though! It's not every day that we get to remember the declaration of war onto an enemy, especially one so heinous as the Krauts. Attacking American vessels out of the blue reigns hellfire down from the skies. I hope they learned their lesson well!
>>2215528
Hm...or are you spying on me? Fess up!
(Of course, I always feel bad about cutting out in the middle of things)
>>2215525
Ah, you capture my mistakes before I did myself. Such a fool I am!
>>2215558
Asellus, how could you miss my grand entrance on such a day?
>>2215571
(You needn't ever ask, don't worry about it!)
>>2215586
She tries to do that to everyone. Especially innocent young anons.
>>2215498
>>2215612
>Anon, in a complete daze from the kiss collapses onto the ground
Nighty nighty
>He then closes his eyes and is out cold
>>2215565
I, uh, uh...I don't have them on me! Yeah, that's right. I...uh, lost them! Which a-also explains why I wasn't able to visit you today! So, uh...I guess we'll have to do this another...t-time. So, you can stop trying to take my keys from me, now...
>>2215498
No pink panties for me!
>>2215604
You may call me Asellus. It's a pleasure to finally talk to you.
>>2215640
I was simply occupied with something. But now since that matter has been handled, I can finally talk to you in peace.
>>2215623
I need to spend my blood echos before monday!!!
>Watch plain doll erps on monday when almost everyone will be playing DS 3.
>>2215635
>After a few more forcefull thrusts, ryuko's eyes roll back as her cock, which is fully lodged inside your slit and holding there, spasms and dumps it's load, thick strands of cum roping inside of your womb, pulsing with each shot
f-fuck Dominator, I'm cumming so much into you~
>>2215640
Oh wow you really know a lot over your country Miss. I wish to have you as teacher to teach me some stuff!
>>2215669
If I wasn't dead tired I'd make you eat those works... and your cum stained panties.
But I sleep now.
Last night I was gonna kill myself, but the thought of talking to _____ one last time may have saved my life.
>>2215664
Make him squeal like a pig.
>>2215640
// Aw, thanks <3 You're the best
So let's start it up!
Hey, Iowa!
>The familiar voice of the girl's lover came from behind her as a hand patted her back.
It's so great to see you again.
>He smiled softly as he stood by her side. He looked a bit under the weather, perhaps sick or tired.
I take it you're doing well today, yes?
>>2215635
>I immediately lay on my back as commanded, though my eyes never leave your form. They continuously run up and down your body, taking in all of your beauty and causing my already hard member to throb against my pants
>does the erp thing
>You like this
>does the thing until organism is achieved
>i am have baby
>You hate this
>I make you pay child support
>I like this
>>2215582
>She smiles and speaks softly
Nothing at all
>A path of saliva appears, seemingly out of nowhere, trailing down from your nipple to the base of your cock. She rests her head on your shoulder and continues to rub your thigh.
>>2215703
Fuwa and Trixie
>yfw this is Iowa
>>2215640
>just doing my civil duty ma'am
>>2215703
// Iowa.
>>2215696
When the cat's away the mice will play. Good night, Miss DMG.
>>2215723
>Licks your tummy
>>2215723
>tfw organism isn't achieved
>>2215703
Mizuki
>>2215728
Making ERP great again
>>2215703
Your mom
>>2215745
>>2215746
>crawls back into hole
>>2215703
Nue, so I can feel better about myself.
>>2215703
Ryuko!
>tfw nobody will ever play as a cockhungry elin
>>2215640
Oh no! I've been caught! But not before I take my treasure with me first!
>Misaki sneaks behind her doppelganger, shamelessly enclosing her arms around her chest from behind to caress her always great pair of breasts, nuzzling the squishy with her silky fingers, before tightening a snug grip all around your fat.
>>2215567
Sleep? You have to take care of that! You don't want to pas out while entertaining others you know?
>>2215684
I'm Misaki Shokuhou! Queen of...uh, that's a long introduction. Misaki will do. Nice to meet you too.
>>2215688
>tfw Parsee figured out my master plan.
Last person to reply to this post gets a blowjob from me
>>2215461
Hey, you ignored me, you fat ass mint girl alien!
>>2215470
>She places him in front of the speaker, this was just the silliest thing she has ever done. Nonon giggles as she ties the anon to the front of her amazing speaker.
It's whatever, you're really stupid for doing this.
>She tightens the knots in the back of the speaker and adjusts the ropes some more. As Nonon finishes, she walks back to the front where the anon is placed.
So Anon, are you sure you want to do this?
>She pokes his erect cock with her baton.
>>2215484
>She rolls her eyes
Whatever, doggy.
>>2215526
The only stupid one here is you. Look at you, you're such a damn brute, not lady-like at all.
>>2215772
So you want to child-bearing hip midgets?
>>2215751
I would submit to Mizuki and be his pet. I would send pics to Nue to rustle his jimmies.
>>2215785
>>2215788
>So you want to child-bearing hip midgets?
Yes.
>>2215779
What's the next step to your master plan?
>>2215771
Aren't you Captain Crunch?
>>2215774
Well if the other are happy then is worth it! Besides I just need to take naps in the dead hours! Luckily I can be a little more later tonight. Care some company? Unless you are busy because I don't want to overwhelm you.
>>2215772
That would be fun.
>>2215788
As long as you show me a good view I am all for this. Fire it up.
(Whatever I say don't stop. Unless I say "banana" Safety word is banana)
>>2215788
Eh? who wants to be ladylike anyway, huh? Who do I have to impress?
>>2215806
No
>>2215640
Oh right that reminds me. Don't smother me with your cow tits when I am tutoring you in your vocals!
>>2215779
there's literally no point
you have to bring them back with DS3 erp
also Doll is not for sexual
>>2215694
>With her womb now filled to capacity with your hot white load, Dominator reaches another orgasm, breaking down almost completely as she can only reply in deep, lustful moans, her eyes rolled all the way up, staring at the ceiling as she rocks her hips almost instinctively in her orgasm, intensifying her own pleasure as your cum spurts out around your drained cock
>>2215719
>She takes her two plump breasts, placing them on either side of your stiff cock, pulling your mast between them, and pressing her chest together with her elbows, the pressure making you already start oozing pre
>>2215788
if it was in the last thread I missed it
link
>>2215785
This is a bigger forced meme than Milhouse.
I'd just like to take a minute to remind you guys how lovely and beautiful you all are~
Believe in yourself, you can do the thing!
>>2215724
Nghhh! Y-you're definitely doing something.
>His cock was pulsating without control thanks to the saliva that was on it and your hand rubbing against his thigh. The only though that he could think at the moment was cumming on the maid or inside her.
>>2215774
Please, the pleasure is all mine.
>She bows to the Queen.
I'm sorry I haven't done that earlier, I mean... you are a queen after all.
>She paused for a moment, then pulls a purple rose out of thin air
For you my darling Queen, a rose to show our wonderful encounter with one another.
>>2215684
Well I'm glad you finished whatever it is. In that case, welcome back!
>>2215715
Ah, there you are! I was wondering when you were going to show up. But where's the regular enthusiam? You feeling alright?
>Iowa brings her hand up to his forehead, gauging his temperature.
>>2215728
I think you mean Atago!
>>2215737
Keep it up then, citizen!
>>2215774
Woah-woah! How'd you even do that? I-I thought I was in control here!
>Iowa squirms underneath Miaski's grasp, grinding her thick hips into the attacker. Her face flushes in a combination of embarrassment and sudden arousal.
>>2215819
Huh? Why would I do that, coach?
>>2215723
Meow
>>2215833
But the thing is really difficult, I probably can't!
>>2215833
Can I take a minute to pump your futa cock for you?
>>2215631
>Kurisu's 4head started to drip with sweat, her pupils widening with the sudden desperation of the situation arising more and more by the second. ᶜᵃʳᵛᵉ ᵖᵉᶰᵗᵃᵍʳᵃᵐˢ ᶦᶰᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵃᵗˢ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍᶫᵒʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵈᵃʳᵏ ᶫᵒʳᵈ ˢᵃᵗᵃᶰ She removed her hair much like a hat and began to pat her head with it, sucking up the perspiration and tossing it away.
That's how you are going to act? I'm only trying to save your life! That's it.. I'M USING DRASTIC MEASUREMENTS!
>Kurisu lifted her hands into the air and started to chant the entire script of Groundhog Day, her lab coat starting to the flutter in the wind as the crimson sky dawned upon them. Soon after enough chanting a ball of activated almonds and dehydrated pizza would fly above them, pepperoni sticks and semen falling from the heavens itself!
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT YOU FUCKING SLUT?!
>>2215815
>tfw no elin to jerk me off with their panties
I have new reasons to feel depressed every day.
>>2215788
>peels heart-shaped sticker off
>>2215788
What? you don't think I'm sincere?
>>2215845
>Chatting with Atago got Youmu all over my dick
Be careful friends
>>2215823
>As you both finish, Ryuko sighs and smiles, kissing your cheek and slowly pulling her cock out of your messy cunt, wiping the excess on your cheeks
Well thanks for that, Dominator, I had fun, and like I said next time I want to give that ass of yours a go
>She pats your head and puts her panties abck on skipping out
Bye bye~
>>2215869
Sounds dangerous. I'll have to keep that in mind.
>>2215869
>implying youmu isn't just a mega slut
>>2215852
DELETE THIS
I wonder when Ursula will come back.
>>2215896
after you go to bed
>>2215664
Oh? Really? But I can see them sticking out of your pocket right there ...
>The arm held behind her back begins to fidget, allowing you to see the glare of whatever object she may be holding.
You aren't trying to leave me again, are you?
>>2215823
Unnn~
So soft...
>Very quickly the buildup of pre starts to stain my pants. I look into your lustful eyes, returning a similar look of desire.
I cant believe this is happening
>>2215845
It's good to be back. Anywho, how shall we spend this day together Iowa? More swimming lesson, or something new entirely?
>>2215837
>She gently pinches on your nipple and kisses your cheek. When her soft lips come off of your skin, you suddenly feel a wetness over your cock. When you look down, it's covered in saliva, twitching and dripping out a stream of precum.
>>2215703
Sponty
>>2215925
Sup Karl
>>2215869
>>2215845
>A blush adorned his face as he heard Iowa speak. For her to become so fond of him that she expected him to meet her every day, it really made him feel good. Well, it would have, if he didn't feel like shit today.
Ah, you noticed? Well, I think I'm sick, or just fatigued. I don't really know, haven't gone to the doctors.
>He shrugged then looked into Iowa's eyes.
I figured I'd come visit you so I could feel better.
>>2215903
Huh?
>He places his hand on his pocket, right where the keys bulge out of them.
O-oh! What do you know! They were in my pants the whole time! I had no idea! Hahaha...ha...i-isn't that funny?
>>2215912
>She presses her breasts into you harder, their warmth getting you near the brink without even taking your pants off, which she decides isn't good enough as she backs up a moment, pulling your pants and boxers away, freeing your throbbing cock and fitting it comfortably between her breasts, licking the tip and squishing her tits together
Give me your soul! And I promise it won't hurt, well it'll hurt... But not by a lot!
>>2215833
I want to remind you that you're a really great bro
and a great fuck as well~
Did I make you smile at all last night? just curious
>>2215845
We can switch roles from time to time, dear Iowa!
>Amused by her victim's efforts, Misaki keeps on laughing as her hands caress the pair of stocky bosomos. With two of her fingers she yanks up your militar top, instantly revealing your naked breasts in the air, both rebounding up and down until Misaki's grab clings onto them once again.
>>2215813
Weeeell, I'm quite busy with my sister here, but I don't mind sharing a few words with you!
>>2215839
Hery eyes watch in amaze the flower that appeared out of nowhere
Huuuuh? We have a performer over here?
>She takes the flower and smells it.
>>2215869
Remember ignore it inorder to teach it control.
Well that's it for me, night thread
>bullying Youmu
>not giving her all the cocks she can handle
You guys are fucked up.
>>2215961
Hey what's up? how are you doing tonight friend
>>2215858
Ku-Kakarot..I...
>Silica's life force is now almost fully depleted as the last of her daddy's man mucus oozes out from her Notorious V.A.G. Her speech has began to falter and her lip quivers as she struggles to speak
You....You killed me..
>>2216049
I'm pretty happy for similar reasons you are.
>>2216044
I want to kiss and lick her feet.
>>2215993
>My breathing, which had been steadily getting deeper, softens as you pull away but is soon replaced by a gasp as you quickly remove my pants
>My head snaps briefly snaps back at the feeling of being enveloped by your breasts, although I manage to crane it back upright and stare down at you cradling my cock
So warm...God this feels amazing
>>2216027
Oh I see well~. I understand about having lovely times with a sister. But really I can wait for other time! Great things come to those who wait~
>>2216044
Stop that !
>>2215923
Ahhhh.~ *He began to breath heavily has his cock began to throb uncontrollably from the sudden rush of pleasure. He was moaning as you pinch his erected nipples.
>>2216068
Don't be shy Youmu, you know you need cocks constantly.
>>2216027
I'm only what you want me to be Misaki. So, do you mind if I ask you of your... interests? It will give me better knowledge into how to please you.
>>2216066
(gimme like 10 mins brb)
-dommy
>>2216068
>slaps with cock
>>2216080
>>2216060
That was some top notch ERP right there nigga. You here everyday? :3
>>2216073
>>2216096
i-i had too much of that today
>>2216139
We both know they are. That's just their shitposting ava. It's good to have one for those who can't control their shitposting, gives them an outlet that people recognize. Louis CK poster, Drake Poster, Blackula, Sicilia here.
>>2215922
Hmmm...
>She strokes her chin with an elongated finger.
I suppose that would be up to you, really. You feeling confident? If not, I don't mind just relaxing. I'm not a demanding woman after all.
>>2215979
Oh, dear, is it spreading? Your cheeks are all red too...let me try this, I heard it's a good way to tell if somebody's sick.
>She replaces her hand with her forehead, her sparkling face just inches away.
If you're fatigued you shouldn't be walking to find me silly, you should be resting...
>He could tell there was concern in her voice, knowing that he shouldn't be risking anything coming to find her.
>>2216027
I supo-ah!
>Secretly, Iowa didn't want to switch places anytime soon. She reveled in the attention she was getting from her twin. As her squishy melons were ripped from their clothing, Iowa's arms tensed up to the sides of her body, falling prey to Misaki's lustful intentions.
>>2216163
>smells ur feet
>>2216163
>Youmu
>Too much cock.
>>2215856
I believe in you anon, go go go!
>>2215857
As tempting as that sounds, I'm afraid I'm strapped for time.
>>2216018
So are you, Karl~
And of course!
>>2216072
Hey Blake. And that's good. I know you can do it.
>>2216163
>kisses your socks
I am not worthy of such a pleasure.
>>2215823
>Hey, Minty Fresh, Froggy may be a big guy but he is very human. Pure of heart and loud, strict on the rules...You would probably like him a lot, he's a masochist with a big dick.
I'll do it better just for you.
>>2215802
They're cute and have fat asses but I'm not sure if they're possible to be here.
>>2215816
(I swear Anon you're too much)
>She flicks her finger against his erect cock, smiling.
Well then, nice knowing you~
>She waves her baton and the anon with feel the "boom" of her speakers blast out the speakers, the man will feel his entire body vibrate including his throbbing penis. Nonon stands there with her lovely child-bearing hips exposed and her ass sticking out, unfazed by the blast.
hahaha!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHqtJH2f1Yk&nohtml5=False
>Now Nonon is conducting~!
>>2215817
Then what's with picking fights, girly?
>>2215845
...I don't know, you like flaunting those things.
>>2215861
>She quickly stops the girl from peeling it off
What are you doing!? Don't do that!
>>2215864
I know you long enough, doggy. I believe you.
>>2216179
THANKS FOR THE FUCKING ANALYZATION FUCKING ERP THERAPIST
>>2216070
>She lays her head back on the arm of her seat and drapes her long, bare legs over your lap, your slimy cock poking out between her lower legs
>>2216163
I don't know what it is, but these feet pictures always make me want to bite the feet. Not like playfully, like, "WHAT THE FUCK, I'M BLEEDING, JESUS!"
>>2216139
I will be from now on~ I hope to get a taste of you real soon, mommy <3~~~
>>2216215
You are welcome. That'll be 10 cents.
>>2216184
Mmm how do you work with a willing mind? I could resist if you would like~ and yeah I will gladly take you on that offer.
>>2216226
But, mister! That's..... Scary!
>>2216206
And you like flaunting that flat body of yours too, though particularly that big backside!
>>2215695
(Sorry, I didn't mean to miss you!)
Of course I know much citizen! Every one should be privy to know the history of their country! The education state of schools these days, I swear...
>>2216226
Does this activate your animal instinct?
>>2216253
But I just bought a fucking 30 grand truck.
>>2215983
Ah, I knew you'd finally see things my way. I was a bit worried that I might have to have taken matters into my own hands ...
>She daintily takes hold of the ring with a single finger and drops it into her own pocket, with an audible clang as it hit the bottom.
Don't worry about those silly old things. I have something much better. ~
>She reveals to you the arm held behind her and the item she was holding onto. The bright glare did not come from a weapon, but rather ...
A chastity cage. You love it, right? I picked this one out especially for you. Just think of it as the first cage I'll be putting you in from now on.
>>2216184
Controlling minds eh. I bet you have lots of fun controlling the poor souls... is what I imagine you would take pleasure in.
>>2216189
I think another swimming lesson would be great. It may calm my nerves a bit... and it's going to be so relaxing now that I got the basics down.
>>2216163
No you didn't. You're dying for more cock, aren't you Youmu?
>>2216287
>points and laughs
Sissy cuck!
>>2216313
Bite my ass.
>>2216206
>The initial few notes feel amazing, the waves of sound going through me, almost like a delicate caress. However, as soon as the brass chimes in I start feeling the sheer power of your speakers.
Holyyyyyyy!!!
>My breathing immediately becomes heavier and I hunch forward briefly. As I pull myself back up I am treated to the sight of your gorgeous ass. I stare into it, panting, as the music takes my body for the ride of its life
>>2216189
Oh, w-well my cheeks are red because-
>His train of thought was interrupted by Iowa's warm forehead meeting his, their eyes staring deeply into each other. By now, he had gotten used to being so intimate around her. But still, he couldn't help but gasp softly as his blush started to spread a bit more.
It's fine, um, it's just that when you're so frisky with me it makes me kind of embarrassed, in a good way. I love it when you're playful.
>He smiled softly, holding her hips.
Yeah I know...But I needed to see you. You're the best thing that's happened to me in a long time.
>There goes the blush again.
I was thinking, maybe you could be my nurse? Surely the army trains you for that, right? Hehe.
>>2216206
>They're cute and have fat asses but I'm not sure if they're possible to be here.
Why's that?
anyone else preorder ds3
>>2216325
No can do. Ass isn't like, an appendage. I think it's related to how people trying to show dominance will get their fingers all up in your face, and that doesn't sit well with me.
>>2216279
(Hey is no biggie. We could play other time if you are busy tonight. I don't mind!)
Yeah I know... Some teachers don't have the magic to teach. You will be a really good History teacher Iowa!
>>2216287
U-uh...
>Beads of sweat form on his forehead
That's a...a little extreme, isn't it? I mean, what is that even for, anyway?
>He starts to creep his way toward the door.
>>2216367
Post fat slobs of all the avatar sluts.
>>2216340
>preordering games
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
>>2216340
>tfw I fell for the dark souls3 hype and pre-ordered
>>2216386
i did it for the experience
but i get to get a day early well a few hours probably
>>2216220
>Without any warning, his cock began releasing his seed onto the female legs covering it in his war, thick cum.
Ahhh~ I am sorry.
>His cock was still erecting and covered in his semen.
>>2216189
>A pair of audible "beeps" can hear behind you, at that moment a bunch of random schoolgirls carrying a comfortable couch arrive in seconds, deploying the pricey furniture next to the pair of twins. Misaki drops her weight on the cushioned seat, dragging your surrendered body with her, ending with the blonde carrying your rather heavy body on her lap, although not bothered with such details,as her ten fingers remained fondling your exposed breast, stretching the pink tops with her gloved digits. You can her a demanding whisper on your ear:
Kiss me, officer Iowa.
>>2216340
Yup, I can't wait.
>>2216383
No
>>2216400
i get a keychain
thats enough hype for me :^)
>tfw everyone's talking about buying DS3 but you're just a broke homeless man living out on the cold street, ERPing on your computer made out of old newspapers.
>>2216401
I want you to defecate in my mouth
>>2216066
(Sorry to rush it here but I've gotta be heading out soon, almost 7 straight hours of typefucking really wears me out)
>Her plump tits pressing on your cock, their soft surface pushing in on you, all combined with her perfect crimson glare and the lewd taunting leading up to this moment pushing your lust even farther, as your precum leaks out of your pulsing cock
heh, you look like you're gonna blow already, cutie~
>>2216422
Thick, but not slob.
>>2216263
With this!
>Misaki shows you her remote controller.
With this device your mind will belong to me for as long as I want! Memories, personalities, everything about it!
>>2216298
I don't do it for pleasure, that's what it takes to deal with people back in that futuristic city I come from. That trick you just did? An ever day happening in Academy City.
LID ON COFFIN COLD
RETURN WAS FORETOLD
BARREL BOX OR BLOODY SACK
PLANTED DEEP THEY STILL COME BACK
>imagine the intoxicating scent
>>2216411
>She sits up and smiles at you, your cum dripping down her legs
Fun?
>She takes out a cloth and wipes her legs clean
>>2216425
>tfw you got nothing other than the soundtrack for pre-ordering on PC
>>2216465
>>2216452
>He watched the controller and looked at her before tilting his head to a side and smiles
Oh good! I never tried it before. I will love to try that next time then!
>>2215779
>>2216433
(Alright no problem. We can have another "date" soon)
Heh. Not yet. I cant blow now. At least not until you pump those tits a little
>I am, however, quite close. My hands are already clenching your sheets in an effort to remain calm
>>2216298
Alrighty, you know where to meet me then!
>With a hop, skip, and a jump, Iowa disappears in a flash to meet the girl at the designated spot. As she finally catches up with Iowa, Asellus could see Iowa putting the finishing touches on her swimsuit, back fully exposed just as the cloth is pulled upwards.
Ah, there you are! Guess I got a little bit ahead...sorry about that.
>She idly looks towards you while messing with her hair, bringing it up to the bun formation once again. Swimming with that mess would be nothing but trouble, after all.
>>2216334
Ahah~ I guess I can say the same...maybe that's what I like about you after all? And are you saying I did this to you? Maybe cause of last night? That's not too fair...
>She giggles at his slight embarrassment, finding it cutely charming.
Alright, alright, I'll help you get better. Follow me to the infirmary. Luckily I know a thing or two about field treatment.
>>2216378
Want me to help out? I'm sure there are a few things I can pump into that brain of yours.
>>2216417
Hey, what's going on back there? H-how'd you do that? Ah~!
>As the larger girl falls on top of Misaki, her free tits go bouncing up and down despite the smaller's tight grip. Misaki's sensual words into her ears make Iowa lose concentration for just a moment.
U-uh...yes...
>She struggles to turn her head to her side, giving a quick peck onto Misaki's cheeks before shyly turning away.
>>2216480
nothing wrong with that
>>2216381
Extreme? What do you mean? I'm just doing what any good girlfriend would do.
When I put you in this, I'll be able to keep track of wherever and whenever you cum. Romantic, ain't it? It's just one of the necessary pieces of a perfect relationship.
>She grabs you be the arm and brightly smiles
Put. It. On. Please? ~
I want to see how good it looks on you!
>>2216494
>pokes boobie
The Twerk Team congratulates the women of the room on their pursuit of fitness. May your gains only multiply.
>>2216494
Oh I would love that! What kind of things you have in mind?
>The male asked while tilting his head to a side with a curious look on his face.
>>2216528
is anyone excited for FFXV?
>>2216550
WIL YOU SJUT SJYUTHE FUCK UP FOR SONE SJIOSENMC IM SOC TIEWD OF EHAIRING YOU FUCKGIGN TSIARPSPLY TO EPALTOEI CGOD FCKGING DMANIT
>>2216521
>He looks down at the belt, then up at you, and gulps.
Well...u-uh...
>He looks back down at the belt. He's trembling.
You...j-just want to see how it looks on me, right? Like, you don't expect me to wear this all the time, right?
>>2216064
Heh that's good then
>>2216176
>>2216139
I think you drank a tad too much soda there
>>2216198
Made me smile knowing that, Take care of yourself
>Pulls the bunny into a tight close embrace sighing happily
>>2216550
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>>2216550
I'm interested in seeing the steam re-release of FFIX.
>>2216494
Huh? That's not what I'm saying at all~ Last night was magical.
>He chuckled as he caressed her cheek which was also starting to become red. He smiled warmly as she agreed to be his nurse.
Thank you, dear. I hope I'm not distracting you too much from work with this. I took a look around and it all looked like just open ocean.
>He held her hand as they walked to the infirmary together.
>>2216550
>(tfw snagged an Ultimate Collector's Edition
CUZ FUCK FOOD N BILLS N SHIT
WE /questionablelifedecisions/ NOW)
>>2216452
So pulling something out of thin air is a normal happening to where you live? Interesting...
>She stares at Misaki's body, observing every aspect of it.
I must say, you have quite the body Queen Misaki. It's simply... divine, almost wants me to... dive in, as they say.
>>2216494
Please, wait for me next time Iowa...
>She sighs as she finally dons her swimsuit. Asellus carefully rearranges her hair, to the way it was before Iowa messed with it.
Now then, to the pool!
>She rushes outside to the pool area.
>>2216476
I-I am having fun b-but are you the one doing that.
>He asks, looking at the maid with lustful eyes, still wanting to be inside her and make her drink his cum. His member was pulsating and covering the legs, which were against his cock, in his stench.
>>2216550
>>2216580
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>>2216325
Well if you say so~
>Bites the ass
>>2216550
Moderately, but my fall gaming money is going towards Mankind Divided.
Prompto is a fucking shit and I wish he was dead, also.
>>2216550
havent been for many years
