EXPRESS GAMES
FIRST 36
>>2211577
Todoroki Shouto
Koyomi Araragi
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>2211574
It's a military wing. Do you not know anything?
Classy Raven
>>2211577
Kyouka Jirou
I thought that other thread seemed off.
>>2211567
>>2211567
>>2211567
>>2211567
>>2211567
>>2211567
Shiratama
Hatsume Mei
>One of them will be real.
>>2211577
Mii Swordfighter
Iida Tenya
>>2211577
Mononobe no Futo
Come do think of it, Lady Mokou dost ne'er show herself for the entry image.
>>2211577
Alex Kapranos
Pooparu
Sealed Away Tanaka
>>2211577
Lord Beerus
Lady Suwako
>>2211577
Marco
>>2211577
Spike
>>2211621
FUCK OFF
Ryu Hayabusa.
Kano Shuuya
Nito
>>2211577
Sayaka Maizono
>>2211621
>image.jpg
I've seen through your tricks!
Sans.
>>2211577
Takeshita
>>2211614
How was I supposed to know that?
>>2211577
Shy ranger
Hazama
Best PDW
>>2211577
Mad Dog
[this one looks fishy.]
Aigis
>Error: You must wait 3 minutes 49 seconds before posting a duplicate reply.
Umaru!
Valentines tits
Matsuda
>>2211588
I just went all the way to the left, let everyone else soak up the damage and got lucky as enemies grouped up
>tfw ALMOST beat skill shots then miss my last shot by a tiny amount
Naoto Shirogane
Hm... Strange.
Squid Kid
>>2211577
Aussa the Earth Charmer
I thought ghost left
>>2211662
Act like a decent human being and just ask? You're so aggressive.
>>2211577
Baron Blade
>>2211695
>Implying there's only 1 ghost
>>2211695
>implying this shaggy is anything close to the great non-cancerous ghost
What kind of cancer are you?
>>2211683
This has been happenin' a LOT lately. Ugh.
...Assumin' ya mean th'deceiver.
I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids.
Kana
The ultimate faggot
>this is an entry
>>2211706
Ghost was implied to be plural
>>2211712
Oh, no. Minor inconveniences.
>>2211670
>[this one looks fishy.]
I thought the whole >image.jpg would be obvious. There's no way Mokou would be able to host on iphone.
>>2211698
The juicy thickness looks warm
I just want to grasp and squeeze very softly
>>2211710
Hey ghost
>>2211662
I want to take a shit on takeshita's takeshitas.
>>2211697
I was asking by saying "What ever that is."
>>2211710
kys ghost
>>2211715
>decided to blueball
>i don't see why people are so aggressive towards HG
>>2211727
Man I don't know stuff, besides, she is the one who said it was fishy.
[well I'm sorry, but I just came here]
>>2211727
I was thinking the same thing to be honest, but most people don't check filenames.
>>2211715
ayy lmao
>>2211734
That's not a question, baka.
Late birthday Yin
>>2211682
>by a tiny amount
sadly those diggers have to be almost as precise as snipers.
You see the white vertical line the digger went along?
If that line does not go inside of the target, it won't count as a hit, even though it's almost fully in the explosion.
Mean as fuck.
>>2211765
SLUT
>>2211767
It was a mega digger though, not a normal one
>>2211756
I want to fuck Hikigaya Hachiman's boipucci.
>>2211733
That doesn't even make any sense.
>>2211765
It implies a question!
>>2211711
A lot lately?
Whoever the case... This is pretty unusual.
>>2211712
S
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>>2211782
fuck off mion
l shaved my ass and now it's smooth and amazing
>>2211766
Happy Birthday, Yin.
>>2211790
Please swap her in.
>>2211653
>>2211766
>>2211790
Looks fine.
Thank you for hosting in advance.
>>2211796
Nice to know, LF
>>2211784
That still is not a question, baka!
>>2211790
I thank you for having to deal with this shaggy epidemic.
Ready for combat.
>>2211799
Thanks, Spike. When's your brithday?
>>2211790
[We need a nickname for both of us]
Why? I think Mad Dog is good enough.
[SHEIJI-KUN YOU INSENSTIVE PRICK! I HELP YOU IN THIS TOO]
Ok ok! I'll make up a name next time!
>>2211790
Looks fine.
>>2211813
SLUT
>>2211786
Naoto!!!
>>2211790
Looks good.
>>2211813
Are we really going to argue about this?
>>2211802
I highly recommend it
>>2211786
It's just some jerk, from what I figure.
>>2211777
I used that too, there will still be moments when it would hit tanks, but the target just won't break.
Pic related, the shit is much bigger but still misses. When you go back the line you'll see it goes far into the target.
>>2211816
>Mfw only spike gives a shit about cancer being born.
>>2211790
Turns out I can't stay. Swap me.
>>2211790
FUN FACT: Baron Blade got the exact same event before I did the swap as he did in this run.
>>2211802
Fuck off Ramsay/Hikki.
>>2211841
>tfw no desu
>>2211844
HAHA, FOOLISH IMPOSTER, DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU COULD REPLICATE THE LORD OF DEATH HIMSELF?
>>2211840
I just managed to do it
final boss time
wish me luck
>>2211845
Unloading payload.
Goodbye.
>>2211849
>Hikki
I have much better things to do rather than commenting on you shaving your asshole, faggot cancer.
>>2211845
Just run!
[why?]
Run!
>>2211790
>not grey background
>times new roman font
how is it done
>>2211845
....
I swear when I find that ferromancer I will break her-
>>2211866
Fuck off you kankerlord. I have to be put up with your faggy antics all the time.
>>2211845
That's enough for me.
The only thing i'm going to need is supplies.
>>2211826
Oh...?
>>2211838
I know... I've noticed that too.
At least that isn't happening right now.
>>2211816
It was back in March. You wished me a happy birthday, silly.
Have fun in the game.
>>2211859
Nice
good luck!
>>2211880
N-no you...
kek at the avas the ava as 2 people so they wont feel lonely because nobody talks to them
>>2211833
I-I guess not. Did you ever get a new phone?
>>2211877
change the CSS of the page
>>2211882
>>2211816
>Tfw Yin forgot about spike's birthday even though she wished him a happy birthday on the actual day
What a terrible friend you have there, Spike.
>>2211880
>Kankerhord
Whats up, Hikki/Kamina
>>2211845
... I should stop trusting everyone...
>>2211881
...I'm startin' 'ta think maybe I've gotten a bit TOO used 'ta this, 'cause frankly it don't really bother me.
>>2211845
Day ONE
X TRIBUTES REMAIN
>>2211891
Can you speak fucking English?
>>2211892
No. Not like I'd have a new one around you after last time.
>>2211880
>>2211897
Shame on you, Hikki.
kek at the anons who shitpost so they won't feel lonely because nobody talks to them
>>2211881
Why do you not want me to be near senpai?
>>2211882
Oh... now I remember.
>>2211896
As they always say, an elephant never forgets. Unfortuately, I'm a rabbit.
>>2211877
https://userstyles.org/styles/118643/hg-customizer
Eila's pussy prolly stank like hoo wee
Naoto is for sexual
>>2211907
OUR STUFF!
[DID I LEAVE THE OVEN ON!!?]
>>2211908
He's talking shit about Garnet and the guy who does both chicks from Trigun.
>>2211907
There is a logical explanation for this!
PLEASE NOTICE ME SENPAI
>>2211896
I have a terrible memory for that sort of thing too, so I wouldn't hold it against her.
Also, that's a lovely picture, Anon. Downright beautiful, even.
>>2211920
Don't stress too much about it. Just focus on having fun for your birthday.
Naoto Slut Detective.
>>2211929
(You)
>>2211935
I want to use more of them, but I only have the 3 that I currently have.
>>2211896
I forget my own birthday sometimes
>fucks own boypucci
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
>nuts on poster below
>Hikki
>>2211949
>Implying Hikki wouldn't eat his own cum
>>2211937
NO SURVIVORS
>>2211922
thank you kind sir
SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII NOTICE ME
All nighter successful.
Evens: Go on.
Odds: Go to bed in an hour or two.
NOTICE ME SENPAI
>>2211941
Well, as lovely as they are, I'm sure there are better ones to use.
After all, you're one of a kind, so why would you want to try and be someone else?
>>2211965
me to
Hey HG, wanna hear a joke?
>>2211960
the ride never ends anon
>>2211953
I wouldn't, but I did try to suck my own dick once when I was really drunk.
>>2211955
Good we can use this
>Midori-Chan chucks the C4 away to the river
WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!
[bombs are dangerous]
That's' the point!
>>2211935
Will do, Spike.
>>2211955
>NO SURVIVORS
>rests on a hammock
I want to mix ___'s semen with ___'s semen in an egg
>>2211974
I want to fuck that rabbit
>>2211974
Why did the chicken cross the road?
LOL!!!
>>2211923
Huh?
>>2211910
You should of just let me see it for 5 more minutes instead of ripping it from my hands!
>>2211974
Furries
>>2211919
Why do you think that?
I'm not saying that you won't see Senpai again.
I just thought that the method of keeping him just for you isn't the best option...
>>2211903
Until this point, Yeah... I understand what are you saying.
Unfortunately I don't know if there's something that we can do about that.
/ofh/
>>2211974
>>2211987
>>2211988
>>2211990
Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
>>2211997
Niggers!
>>2211997
Did you say criminals?
>>2211997
Apparent "black people" wasn't the answer
>>2211996
hoshi
>>2211997
>>2212000
>>2211955
Maybe I'll catch someone...
>>2211989
Well, I didn't know you'd shoot it.
>>2211997
I believe this joke will involve the cells of prisons.
>>2211955
Eila's thick trap works as intended
Trees paired with stupidity is a deadly combo
>>2211982
>in reference to the third event from the bottom
>>2211975
I think i'm gonna commit sucidie if i keep this up.
>>2211984
Yukine, Hikki
>>2211991
I always got used 'ta stuff quick....Like my doppelganger from yesterday.
>>2211997
>failing on 1 question
sucks
>>2212010
...
[...]
>>2212021
Ow...
[told you to watch both ways]
That's wasn't a street...
>>2212039
.. for the fallen
I'm a meme.
>KK
>>2212034
I cannot help 4chan's delays in making posts appear anonymous.
>>2212021
No matter, I will have to conserve my Ammo and SP.
>>2212044
stop it with your side effect, it's time to stop LurKuga
1 notice = 1 senpai
notice this post for good luck
why there is such hostility.
The difference between countries with a great food culture (such as Italy) and countries with a minor one (such as the US) is that usually, who lives in the latter believes to "know food". The truth is, and in many respects is only recognisable by those who come from a "food country", that the vast majority of food sold in countries with a poor food culture is actually very, very different.
Imagine the best burger you've ever had. That dreamy piece of meat, with the best bacon you can find, fresh lettuce, a proper bun... Now compare that to McDonald's. That is the difference between a Good product and a poor one. Now, compare the first burger, to ragu £1 minced beef cooked as it is from the package, placed between 2 salty biscuits, with an apple slice and some milk on it. That is the extent to which in countries with a poor food culture, food is usually not understood. Now, imagine the same difference, when it comes to a dish which takes hours to prepare and several specific ingredients. I know that sometimes is difficult to even image that, but in countries like Italy, they have literally hundreds of types of oil, ham, bread, meat etc. etc. I'm no food expert but you can easily imagine how misinterpreting even a bit an iconic food can be both misleading to your brain (you think you're eating something you never actually tasted) and offensive for those who dedicate most of their life to it.
Now, I mean this with no offense. I come from a "food country" (Italy), I lived in other food countries (France and Japan, although the latter is very different) and non-food countries (the US) and I have been living in the UK for 5 years now (which sadly is not a food country, although in cities like London food culture is spreading due to globalisation and massive immigration). Food is not everything.
>>2212049
I never knew that two k-s next to each other could become a meme.
>>2212054
magine going to an Italian forum. I post a picture of the empire state building. Then I build an illegal extension of my building, making it 5 floors instead of 4. My caption "American skyscraper!" Comments: "Wow, can't differentiate the two!" "Looks like Manhattan!" etc. You get the idea.
I don't think is anyone's fault tho. The problem is just marketing. You rightly said, you get what you can affordably get. While it would be hard to affordably get proper Italian food in the US, many brands mislabel products.
Even if you get everything right, is still different. Where I was living in South Beach, Miami, FL, I used to know this little Italian place, which was run by an Italian guy. We often talked. He spoke Italian (proper one, not the dialect developed in the US over generations of immigrants) so I could see how he genuinely learned that in Italy. He used Italian ingredients, etc. Better than most of us can do at home, right? Well, in a scale from 0 (very different from proper food) to 10 (almost the same of proper food) that was a 5. Why? Water, humidity, the light and heat at which you preserve oil, the kind of garlic you use, etc. etc. etc.
Ok this got long. I'll leave you all with a sad truth: if you only ate mozzarella outside Italy or in Italy but later than 1 day from its production o(r 2 days if you're in loco), you never tasted Mozzarella.
I tant wo ium cinside dainbow rash
>>2212016
Speaking of shooting, how are your legs doing?
>>2212051
I-I DIDN'T THINK THE TREE WOULD BE TH-
>>2212051
haha eila
>>2212031
A Doppelganger...?
Do you mean... Another self or "you" who have the same appearance and perhaps their "Personality", In other words.
A version of "yourself" who you know that isn't really "yourself"?
>>2212051
...
I have a bad feeling about this.
>>2212051
On her birthday too? That's saddening.
AMBUSH
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>>2212051
Excuse my lingering doubts, but a lord of the dead is not the most trustworthy of night watchers.
>>2212077
They're...better.
>>2212075
>i come home and this is the first post i see. never change /trash/
>>2212086
C'mon, guys. My birthday wasn't that bad, right?
>>2212095
SLUT
>>2212089
>Ruining other people's fun because you can't have fun there anymore
>>2211886
>tfw got him to 500hp then he shielded and nuked me
FUCK
>>2212085
...Nah, I mean more like a naked physical copy'a me that popped up last night, annoyed th'heck outta everyone.
I don't punc much thought in'ta it....
>>2212102
It was downright cancerous.
>>2212103
Thou art nary knowledgeable of the way of the Tao, Mii Swordfighter.
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>2212113
Oh man, this guy has nukes too?
I wonder how many attempts it takes on average to beat him.
>>2212095
I tant wo ugh teh tsuts
>>2212086
>>2212124
Hahaha! Come back after a few centuries of training!
>>2212136
yeah, infact that was literally the 3rd nuke he used on me
luckily my RNG saved my from the first 2 since they both barely missed
>>2212124
I do not believe chicken nuggets and a star wars toy will make for good weaponry.
But I shall make an attempt.
>>2212124
slide 12
>>2212136
Did you say something?
What are you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDflVhOpS4E
>>2212156
your mother's moans
>>2212088
I may have gone too far shooting at you. Sorry.
>>2212156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9O2Rjn1azc&nohtml5=False
>>2212165
It's alright. As long as you don't do it again.
>>2212156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EABy8I9FKcE
>>2212151
I must report this to the authorities! It'd be a shame if one of the other contestants were disqualified due to them needing emergency medical attention.
>>2212146
Look like this will take forever to beat. Do you know if it gets you a special weapon or something?
>>2212152
I did...
>>2212156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31pbNTGeMRE
>>2212156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta3EQxSsCFQ
XD
>>2212151
After 24 hours of peace, Illicit drugs make the first kill
>>2212180
lol :)
>>2212156
Accessing last played media.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq2qa1YTquI
>>2212186
Ammo restocked.
>>2212172
Wait, what? You're not furious?
>>2212156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cetTHScGZsk
Either that or Saltybet
>>2212176
What was it? If you don't mind me asking...
>>2212186
>>2212189
...I don't even know why I'm here, I don't need nothin'.
>>2212176
I don't know, but I expect it does, it'd be retarded if they didnt give you a weapon for winning
>>2212191
I was at first, but now not so much.
>>2212186
Thank you for the pep-talk. I was this close to the end of my rope.
>>2212117
Oh, then is just someone who was just impersonating "you".
I see... Maybe that person would have their own reasons.
>>2212151
I underestimated your skills... I'll need to recalculate things again.
>>2212186
Hatsume would have been boned if it weren't for Sans
>>2212156
http://youtu.be/NvIJvPj_pjE
>>2212197
I said...
>whispers
>"I want to hug the Utsutsu"
>>2212202
Maybe they'll be like "good job, here are your 400 Experience, plus an achievement that gets you another 350 experience"
Reply to this or your mother will die tomorrow.
>tfw you will never be able to ava a cool Russian commando because of Soviet
>>2212214
I just looked, you don't get somthing for beating the specific mission, but beating all missions in that set gives you the sattelite weapon
>>2212204
Are you some sort of magical girl or something? I'd be upset and probably out of commission if someone shot me.
>>2212198
Then I shall be acquiring your share of the stock as well.
Are those cable ties? I do not believe I have a use fo-
>>2212212
I have found a use for these cable ties.
Please hold still.
>>2212212
Release me this instant! I cannot do any good bound here!
>>2212217
What if she's already dead?
>>2212214
>she narrows her eyes slightly
You've got to be louder than that...
>>2212212
We should work together, not against each other.
>>2212230
Explosives? In MY arena?
Also, WHO'S HUNGRY?
>>2212211
My best guess? Seein' as it's done it 'ta like four other people, it's probably just some shapeshifter with a weird sense'a humor.
...Were you talkin' about somethin' else?
>>2212212
OHGHODSNONONONOOWHYYYY?
>>2212229
Hey, your call. I'm sufferin' a case'a "just died of my worst fear AGAIN", anyhow....
>>2212227
No. Magic isn't real.
>>2212219
Do it and tell him to fuck off.
>>2212219
Yakov Pavlov
ava him
>>2212217
AINT RISKING IT
Day even the goyim don't know it anymore. The phoenix is dead.
>>2212243
Ah, I almost forgot, Happy Birthday Yin!
Let us celebrate with fireworks!
>>2212217
I don't know who my mother is. I know Yo is my dad, so there's that.
>>2212243
>final words: You forgot to say Aigis Akbar
>>2212224
I think I got that once in an ingame chest and someone said that it reaaally sucks.
>>2212238
Utsutsu, that's getting embarrassing.
>gets even closer to her ear instead
>whispers directly into it
>"I want to... hug the Utsutsu"
>>2212243
WE KNOW NOW WHO WAS HUNGRY
>>2212258
congrats Jew
>resurrects
>>2212246
Yes it is, I'm magic!
>>2212261
Are you replying just to reply? Or are you seriously hoping someone will eventually talk to you?
>>2212269
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>2212269
A defeat at the hands of a god...quite respectable.
>>2212217
>She's been dead for like 7 years now
>>2212263
that sucks
welp i guess ill farm portal skillshots in singleplayer to finally unlock portal gun then rek fuckers in multiplayer
fuck the final boss
>>2212245
...Forget it.
>>2212273
Prove it.
>>2212269
Oh man, hope this contributes to the continuity
>>2212269
I do not believe several hundred pounds of steel will do good for your digestive syste-
>Crunch
Oh dear.
>>2212245
This fear of heights is not due to your status as an "Earth" Charmer is it?
>>2212263
...That's it?
>she gives him a hug, careful not to accidentally use her powers on him
You really are silly sometimes.
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