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ERP Thread

Clean your barrels from jams overnight edition

Previous thread: >>2204980
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Xth for Bullying.
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>>2207781
E-erm.. just give me.. $30 and w-we'll call it ok?
>>2207782
N-no, I can't lewd right now, I'm busy! I-If you want to lewd, you.. you should come on later on, I-I'll be here..
>Mage's body tenses up, her face showing an obvious shyness as she struggles to even clear her throat
J-Just take them, please
>>2207788
Huh..? N-no! Y-you can't, sorry..!
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DMG was here.
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>>2207792
well... i wont be here later...
>he puts 30 back and takes all the potions he needs, putting them into a sack aside from one which he uncaps and sniffs the blueberry scent
we have time for just... one... round right?
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>>2207791
pls no bully
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>>2207775
Poor you.
>>2207777
(Check)
>She grabs the male's arms and move them off of her body.
You're not allowed to cum inside and if you do then I'll kill you.
>She say, pulling the skirt to her dress down revealing that she was not wearing any panties. She then pulls up her sweater, revealing her decent sized breast to the male.
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Goor morning world..

https://youtu.be/j0IRExDWptw
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All in favor of keeping Chihiro and kicking Nue in the nuts report in yay or nay.

Yay.
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>>2207792
>He hands over the money and holds up the bottle to his eyes curiously
You're sure this works? I mean.. I did see what you did with your magic..
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>>2207812
Chihiro = No BF Anon = Nia ruined by Clownpiece and Nue
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>>2207812
Hi Nue
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>>2207783
>Clean your barrels from jams

Wait, was that a sex joke?
As in, my penis is a firearm, and there's some sort of obstruction present, and ejaculation would result in a "clean" barrel?

SPLENDID!
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>>2207808
Yes... Poor me... ;-;
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>>2207808
i can handle those rules
>his hand takes her breast... unable to comprehend it was actually happening, his other hand pulls her hands to his pants... cock almost bursting out
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>>2207783
>proper weapon maintenance
That is the sexiest fucking OP I've seen in a long time.
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>>2207818
HOW DEEP DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO?
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>>2207791
Bullying is not allowed!
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>>2207822
(It was.)

>>2207833
Domo, I wish erp would post their gun collections someday.
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>Oh hi daddy, did you want to mess around before you go to work?
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>>2207801
>>2207839
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>>2207818
This is the most retarded thing i've seen. Please commit sudoku.
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>>2207800
N-no, sorry anon. I need to leave soon..!
>>2207817
I-It's fine, don't worry, business is booming s-so I can say these prices..!
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>>2207849
I said NO!
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>>2207852
k
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>>2207855
but how do i know how much to use?
>he puts a drop on his finger and puts it into her mouth
would this be enough?
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>>2207852
Hi Nue.
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>>2207861
How do people find this fun? What's fun about this?
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>>2207846
I'd like to take you shooting and watch that cute little ass bounce every time you squeeze off a round, Miyafuji. You look like a girl who knows how to handle a piece.
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>>2207818
This is half true
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>>2207859
>Bullies you.
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>>2207855
I see.. Thank you very much anyway!
>He cracks a small smile
It's just that.. The girls here are nice but some of them are a bit scary.. So I just want to take a few extra precautions, you know?
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>>2207884
No! Stop!
>Gets aroused.
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>>2207828
Maybe one day.
>>2207829
Are you sure you can handle them?

>Parsee says in her normal tone, walking up to the male and get on her knees in front of him. She them places her hands on the male's pants in-order to help him pull his pants down.
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>>2207869
Primarily it's "look look i know how to count and/or read a guide on the 'trick' to this shit". Probably a side dose of bored as fuck too.
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>>2207862
>Mage quickly recoils after taking the drop, before stepping back and licking her lips, a faint, small blue puff of smoke flying out of her mouth as she sighs
G-good try, I have magical resistance, silly, you can't force something like that in me
>>2207888
I-I understand, this place is rather.. weird around here. B-but it's ok!
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>>2207890
>grabs dick
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>>2207869
It's mental exercise that gets easier the more you do it and is satisfying to complete.

I've done some regular sudoku but got bored of it, I find word games much more fun AND I'm hypercompetitive so I prefer to play vs someone else, but I sort of get why people do it.
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>>2207890
>Grabs your nerd penis.
Make me loser!
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>>2207892
im... sure i can handle the rules and you
>his dick pops out, almost hitting her in the face, pulsating with excitement
what do we do first?
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>>2207900
St-Stop it! I'll call the police!
>>2207909
(made me giggle thanks senpai)
B-Bullying isn't allowed!
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>>2207898
and now i know i need more then a drop... how much would i need for someone with high magical resistance, just incase... i do have some other mages in mind
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>>2207892
Oh well, i hope you don't mind a small chat. How's it going?
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>>2207892
Parsee
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>>2207917
>Tightens grip on your penis and starts to pump it
But you need to be bullied!
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>tfw when you thought you knew somebody but you learn something about them and you see them in a whole new light
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>>2207938
stupid frogposter
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>>2207898
You seem nice though! Not the sort that'd slip me something, or use me as some magic test subject..
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>>2207938
Welcome to life. Never hold someone to an ideal and always expect them to be several magnitudes worse than they appear on the outside.
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>>2207936
A-Anon please...
(If I wasn't too busy binge watching my show I'd be up for getting bullied.)
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>>2207938
this is why you never ask for irl info on anyone ever
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>>2207951
But bullying is best when you aren't up for it anon.
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I want to suck a cock so bad right now oh my gosh
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>>2207958
>grabs your tit and squeezes hard
so you like bullying huh?
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>>2207948
>>2207919
(Aww, and now I have to go. I had fun /trash/, see you later~!)
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>>2207958
B-But I'm never up for it. Or at least I put up a front that I'm not.
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>>2207967
Youmu is a slut! A slut!
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>>2207967
you are wearing too much to do that
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>>2207968
Waddaya mean tit?
Pedo trash!
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>>2207977
I amm
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>>2207979
>too much
>skirt
???
Seems about the perfect to me.
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>>2207976
inb4 Duetanon or Mizuki
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>>2207987
well, if you want to suck a cock, its best to be topless
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>>2207938
This is why I don't let anyone get too close to me. Someone always gets hurt in the end.
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>>2207974
(See you! Thanks for the antidote!)
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>>2207981
>Smacks your face with muhdick
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>>2207993
Nah, though I may have hard clothes on fetish at all times. Part of the character's designs that make them are the clothes after all.
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>>2207992
Too late faggot
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>>2207983
So how bad do you want my cock then?
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>>2207996
Careful with that edge. You might cut someone
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>>2207999
>Catches it in my mouth and nibbles at the tip.
>>2207976
Which means you want it! You bullyslut!
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>>2208008
Fagbitch.
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>>2208010
>Drops to her knees and places her hands on your lap, looking up to you while panting a bit in excitement
I want your cock so bad sir.. I've been thinking of drooling over it and sucking it dry for so long now !
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>>2208015
So what...?
>>2208022
H-Hey that was uncalled for...ass.
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>>2208015
>Quickly gets hard
Let go bitch
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>>2207810
where are her nipples
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>>2208012
I don't deserve friends. I only get in the way.
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>kinda want to ERP
>just jumping straight to the sex is about as interesting as rubbing sandpaper on my face
>end up just fantasizing about the odd profile that catches my eye like a total creeplord
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>>2208030
when you say it like that how can i deny you? i do have on request however, take off your panties first, i want to see how wet you are~
>he quickly undoes his fly and pulls his cock out towards her face
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>>2208030
How about two?
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>>2208030
Well then..
>He unzips his pants and pulls his cock out, moving forward a little so the tip brushes against her lips
You know what to do, right?
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>>2208037
>Slurps your noodly dick into my mouth like a strand of spaghetti
>>2208034
>Gropes your balls while pumping your socially inept dong
LOSER!
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>>2208055
>>just jumping straight to the sex is about as interesting as rubbing sandpaper on my face

Do you often rub sandpaper on your face, or something? While it might not be pleasant, it'll at least engage your attention until you've habituated to it.

Also, this meme that the threads have to be about instant flash-sex or only between an ava-anon, ava-ava, needs to die.
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>>2208048
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>>2208034
It was totally called for, because you're a fagbitch.
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>>2207870
That's awfully lewd of you anon.. But I may know one thing or two about handling guns, at least the ones issued to me.

>>2208048
https://youtu.be/lcWVL4B-4pI?t=39s
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>>2208065
>Springs to nearly 8 inches in your mouth, threatening to choke you
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>>2208069
>>2208074
oh right, i forgot about the magical properties of jap boobs
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>>2208049
Hi Nue
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>>2208065
Quit making me giggle you cute bastard.
>>2208071
My anus will stay ball free unless you make a 3 point shot
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>watching someone get bullied while my bully is on hiatus
I-is this what getting cucked feels like?
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>>2208057
I... h-hmph yes sir..
>Pulls down her panties and uses 1 hand to rub and play with her clit, her warm, wet juices making her hand soaked as she leans in and rubs your cock on her face, slowly dragging her tongue from the tip to your balls
>>2208059
t-tow at a time ! I've never done that before but if you think I should...
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>>2208079
>Swallows your penis whole reflexively in order to not choke, leaving you without a penis.
Warn someone when you're gonna do that jerk!

>>2208087
I'll make you giggle all I want you baka!
>Unzips lolicock and slaps you in the face with it.
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>>2208091
That's like asking if watching porn makes you a cuck.
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>>2208099
M-muh penis!
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>>2208087
Would dubs suffice?
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>>2208102
... does it?
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>>2208097
It's good to try new things, right?

>He walks over and stands on your other side, already visibly erect within his pants

And you're so cute
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>>2208099
I can't take grown men killing each other seriously while imagining you slapping me with your dick damn it!
>>2208110
No, maybe trips but those didn't happen either fag.
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>>2208110
Holy shit so close
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>>2208111
I'm....not entirely sure.
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If repeating numbers I rape the purple and green bitch
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>>2208055
(The buildup, teasing and setting are what interest me most always and I take my sweet ass damn everytime if I do erp, maybe a bit too much.)

>>2208066
(I've never done instant flash-sex as you call it here at least, and never will as Miyafuji. But yeah I agree on that meme part that should be tossed out the window entirely. But I don't thinkg it has been a problem here.)
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>>2208109
RIP! This is why penises are for bullying, not to be used for bullying!
>>2208114
>lolicock pimpslaps you like you my hoe and you owe me fiddy dollars.
You aren't taking me seriously?
>squeezes your balls like I'm trying to juice them.
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>>2208138
Nope, sorry. Guess someone's going to have to rape you then.
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>>2208138
Not even close baby...
>Hides in the lurking corner
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>>2208055
then do it instead of going maximum fedora and expecting EVERYONE to do ALL the work for you
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>>2208113
Auuuu... i-if you say so I think I might have to !
>She looks to her right and sees your hard cock next to her. She reaches over and begins stroking your cock slowly but firmly, using her fingers to rub and tease the tip
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>>2208114
Shit I was so close.
I don't wanna nut your ass anyway faggot, I'd catch sars or something.
>>2208119
I CAME SO CLOSE AND GOT SO FARRR!
BUT IN THE END I'M STILL SAT ON A MATTRESS.
>>2208138
>Implying you can rape me.
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>>2208166
Checked.
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>>2208055
People think i'm shitposting about a regular old RP thread but I think it would be nice.
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>>2208155
How can I take somebody slapping me with their lolicock seriously?
>>2208177
All these dubs. I wouldn't let you touch me anyway fag! I bet you don't even have a penis.
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>>2208097
>he rubs his cock against her face as he smiles at the sight
yea... enjoy it all you want..
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>>2208166
>>2208177
We both got doubles.
I believe that means rape is due
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>>2208176
>He looks down and bites his lips at how cute you look, precum drooling all over your fingers in no time

I'm guessing you're no stranger to this...
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>>2207792
Awwwh.
Boooo.
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>>2208176
I think you're slutty enough to handle three cocks, youmu
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>>2208204
She knows the rules and so do you.
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>>2208190
>Slaps your fag cock with my lolicock
LOSER! How can you not take my bullying seriously!
>Lolicock smacks yo dick like I'm batman reminding you my parents are dead.
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>>2208145
to be honest your stuff has always been pretty good, sure it takes a while to get up to the "hardcore" part but it's always (relatively) believable and well written
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She's like a soft melody.
Like a whisper inside your head.
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>>2208190
Yeah I'd just peg you with a wiimote while donkeypunching you.
>>2208203
Pls no raperino!
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>>2208111
>>2208120
If it was your partner in it, maybe.
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>>2208230
Culll yourself
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>>2208230
Memories of wanting something different out of life, but you just
You gotta remember, that yearning inside yourself
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>>2208201
Mmmm.. Thank you sir !
>She gasps a bit and presses her face on the back of your cock, panting and drooling on it as she drags her tongue up and down, from the tip to your balls
s-so good...
>>2208204
>Giggles and turns her head to you, sucking her fingers to savor the thick, salty taste of your precum before nodding to you and wrapping her warm, soft lips around the tip of your cock, swirling her tongue in small circular motions
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>>2208217
I mean either way I am aroused.
>>2208232
Aw, man. I remember when I first learned what donkeypunching was. I had a good giggle.
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>>2208225
(Thank you anon, I'll try to keep at it as well I can.)
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>>2208248
now put it in your mouth, your teasing to much~
>he puts his hands on her head, helping guide his cock into her mouth
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>>2208245
I ... didn't actually expect anyone to respond. Did you know the song already or did you google it?
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>>2208232
Come ooooon.
I'll be fun!
... I'll order pizza and we can play Garfield cart afterwards
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>>2208249
>Grabs your dick and laughs at how small it is
>Slides your tiny dick into my huge lolicock's peehole
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>>2208248
>He throws his head back with a smile, placing a hand on top of your head and gently running his hand through your hair

Mm...
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>>2208264
maybe i'm just saying that because that futa titty-fuck thing the other night was hot as hell, idk
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>>2207933
Yes?
(I apologize my UNI wifi went out.
>>2207927
I am doing great.
>>2207911
>Parsee looks up at the male before looking down at the male's member, pressing her lips against the tip, slowly taking it into her mouth, moving her tongue around the head, savoring the taste.
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>>2208249
Gimme a blumpkin bitch.
>>2208279
I bet you get pineapple on your Pizza you subhuman.
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>>2208295
ah... worth... the wait... can i ... cum in your mouth... eventually...
>he looks into her eyes as she sucks his cock, it throbs in her mouth
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>>2208268
I don't want to answer this.
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>>2208287
Th-That's kind of strange but okay...
>>2208305
Gimmie ur cummies fgt
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>>2208266
Yes sir I'm sorry !
>She opens her mouth and sticks out her tongue
Ahhhh~
>Blushes red as your warm, hard cock enters her mouth. She whimpers as her mouth slides up and down your shaft and wraps her tongue around it, making sure each throbbing inch is wet with her drool~
>>2208291
>Moves her mouth back over your cock, placing both hands on your balls as she moves her mouth lower inch my inch with each movement. As her soft, gentle hands tease and rub your balls, your cock only goes further down her throat, making lewd gagging sounds come from her mouth
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>>2208295
Glad to hear that.
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>>2208319
I can respect that.
Later, Nue.
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>>2208305
N-no.. Shut up...
Coooommme oooon. I got dubs. I offered food and vidya. what else do I have to do to give you snuggles?
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>>2207818
>Le Nia boogeyman meme
You'll put anyone at the stake, won't you?
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>>2208332
Bye Innocent Boy
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>>2208322
fagbitch you should email me btw
[email protected]

>>2208333
>trips
BITCH
I don't want your futadick I don't know where it's been! I bet it doesn't even have highscores.
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>>2208326
Does it taste... as good as you hoped~
>he slowly starts to face fuck her as she masterbaits, seeing her hand dancing between her legs makes it so much hotter
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>>2208309
>She shot a glare up at the male, lightly biting the head of his member as a response to his question. She let out a low, muffled sigh, lightening her teeth's grip on the male's head, slowly taking more of his shaft into her mouth, It was not long until his entire member was inside her mouth, the tip piercing the back of her throat which caused her to gag.
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>>2208338
Nia is Taiga autistlord
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>>2208352
Oh yeah? Who told you that?
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>>2208352
>Nia
>Taiga
..What? Where the fuck is this coming from?
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>>2208322
>My lolicock falls off and flops about like a fish dangling from your own cock
>Turns out it was a fish I jammed in my pussy.
Get pranked bro!
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>>2208326
>His knees weaken as she takes his length, his cock twitching against her throat and dripping more precum down the back of her tongue

Fuck

No way I'm lasting as long as I thought
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>>2208358
My dad works at ERP, bitch
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>>2208343
n-no
>>2208361
O-Oh...
>commits sudoku
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>>2208352
I seriously doubt that anon.
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>>2208348
so.. no? thats... fine
>he was getting close fast... not expecting to get this far...
wait... we should... start going all the way...
>trying to refocus himself
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>>2208352
>nue and duetanon got to fuck nia before you
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>>2208331
What about you?
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>>2208352
Taiga is no BF anon dummy.
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>>2208380
They're both Nia
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>>2208379
Could have been better. My mood tends to drop suddenly, but i hope if i play some guitar it will go away.
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>>2208391
>>2208380
"No"
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>>2208372
>The fish sucks your dick like it is suffocating and needs your cum to live.
>Because it does.
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>>2208333
I'm getting sleepy. I'll snuggle with you
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>>2208343
It does!
I beat Dark Souls with just my cock
.... one NG+8
... Using Keyboard controls
..ACCEPT MY LOVE DAMMIT
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>>2208403
pics or it didnt happen
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>>2208392
You record yourself playing a song. Play Tenacious D.
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>>2208397
Me on the left!
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>>2208403
I can't get the thought of somebody slapping their keyboard around with their dick now.
Thanks.
>>2208372
Do it fagbitch.
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>>2208374
People are more two-faced than you want to believe
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>>2208417
>not asking for Through the Fire and flames.
Pff
>Pac
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>>2208397
>the fish dies with me
>>2208422
no u
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Morning children. I hope you slept well. How is your morning progressing?

>>2208403
But did you do it with only fists?
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>>2208345
Even better sir !
>She places both hands on her crotch as you throat fuck her. She starts to finger herself and rub her soaking wet clit as your cock moves further down her throat, making your balls slap on her chin and drool to fall from her mouth onto her chest. Long, thick mixes of precum and drool fall from your cock onto your balls falling and landing on her chest as her eyes start to water
>>2208369
I hope you'll cum for me soon sir, I can't wait to swallow every drop <3
>She smiles and swirls her tongue around your cock, licking up all the precum as your cock thrusts down her throat, becoming soaked with her hot, wet drool. She places one hand between her legs, playing with herself as she uses the other to tease your balls, already wet from the saliva falling from her mouth and slowly drags her fingers along them
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>>2208425
waiting for the day it turns out someone everyone hates was also playing one of the most popular avatars
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>>2208431
Whats yo email then slut?
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In going to post my logs where Nia admits to being Taiga. Give me 15 minutes
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>>2208427
But I currently listen to the devil battle.
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>>2208417
I'll see what i can come up with.
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>>2208443
Who the fuck are you?
>>
>>2208436
DON'T TRUST YOUR FRIENDS
DON'T TRUST YOUR NEIGHBOURS
DON'T EVEN TRUST YOUR SHITPOSTERS
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>>2208446
Waaait, waaait, waaaaittt you motherfucker!!!
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>>2208434
>his hands wipe away her tears as he smiles at her, trying not to get so far in her throat to make her gag
tell me when you're ready for my cum, and i want you to cum soon too~
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>>2208446
Okay i'm not that good.
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>>2208441
[email protected]
Why I made it overly specific is beyond me at this point
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>>2208453
hide yo kids, hide yo waifu
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>>2208451
Your prom date you ugly sack of SHIT.
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>>2208434
>He bites his lip again and grunts as his cock gently thrusts back and forth in her tight wet throat

Y-you want it in your mouth...?
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>>2208413
I didn't take a pic of it. Dumb dumb.
You take a pic of it.
>>2208422
Your welcome.
Thank me by letting me slap you around with my dick.
>>2208433
I.. well....
...Man Serpent Greatsword...
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>>2208380
>>2208425
Taiga poster is the same as the one who was here in December right? Nia is definitely not her then.
And after the new year she avoided this place for months due to school before making a return to honor our pinky promise and meet up with Anzu-chan and Ainz.
>>
>>2208436
Waiting for the day the morons in these threads stop giving attention to the things they don't like
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>>2208473
>Taiga poster is the same as the one who was here in December right?
No
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>>2208436
Should I reveal who duet anon plays as?
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>>2208469
I'm really not in the mood bitch.
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>>2208474
Sadly, based on current evidence, he'll be right before you will.
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>>2208469
>Your welcome.
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>>2208425
>two-faced
Even if this were true, Taiga never even talked, just posted images. How does that make them two-faced
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>>2208483
Do it.
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>>2208482
>>2208473
>>2208498
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>>2208498
Two-faced cunt!

>Pac
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>>2208469
>she can't beat dark souls with only fists at sl1
Wow DMG. I still love you, but I didn't know you were such a casual...
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>>2208473
>And after the new year she avoided this place for months due to school before making a return to honor our pinky promise and meet up with Anzu-chan and Ainz.
Gullible .
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>>2208506
Don't mind this, it's just a nigga who tries to turn this into a shit meme ever since i called someone a two-faced cunt.
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>>2208456
Best ever
>>2208458
Escpe the city?
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>>2208498
They did talk to Nue and duetanon
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>>2208511
Except for the fact that it's true.
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>>2208473
>Nia
I... I miss my snuggler
But I know Anzu would try to corrupt her into doing lewd things...or crawling around in my rib cage again..
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>>2208523
I've only got an acoustic guitar so my options are a bit limited. I can "Is there anybody out there" by pink floyd
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>>2208484
GET IN THE MOOD WHILE I CRY IN THE CORNER THEN
>>2208509
Bones why you do this? ;-;
</3
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>>2208469
Dmgeeeee....snuggle with meeeeee
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>>2208525
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>>2208457
h-haa... I'm close already.. please give me your cum sir <3
>She places both hands on your cock, stroking it firm and quick as if she were trying to milk the last drop of cum out while frantically racing her tongue along the tip, savoring all the precum from the throbbing hard tip
>>2208466
Yes please sir ! Or on my face wherever you want !
>Moans and whimpers on your cock, sending the vibrations all through it as her tongue slides and wraps around your cock, holding your sides to keep it in her mouth as she starts to become lost in pleasure, bobbing her head up and down to take all of your throbbing hard shaft
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>>2208525
The avatar left. The player still shitposts to this day.
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>>2208533
Because you're one of the super pretty kids and I want to make sure your ego doesn't over inflate
>the lich pats DMG's hat reassuringly
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>>2208525
You got music studies or do ya just play by ear?

>Pac
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Cut out the witch hunting shit you fucking pricks.
Accusing people of being me, accusing Taiga of being Nia
What is the fucking point except to make people feel unwelcome and scared of being accused of being someone else?
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>>2208553
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>>2208533
Why you wanna be fucking me anyway ho?
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>>2208553
I know you're the one stirring this up.
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>>2208425
>person changes their personality dependent on the character they're playing
>two-faced

MY
FUCKING
SIDES
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>>2208553
No one cares about your opinion on anything.
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>>2208482
Oh, well then I haven't really followed the silly people enough here to care for.

>>2208504
Yes, you're silly.

>>2208511
Well, if she really is posting someone else, then so be it. Nia is the one I know her for and care about, none of this should even matter really. And I do doubt 99.9% of Nia being here except for few random posts as anon to me few days back since she lurks time to time.

>>2208526
I miss her too Ainz, as I do Anzu-chan now too. Real life idoling seems to have swallowed her now entirely. I.. umm.. I may have been the biggest influence actually on the lew.. never mind actually.
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>>2208532
Play a Hero of War
>>2208539
What did you want before?
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>>2208563
Fucker this was my first post in this thread, I'm not as much a prick as you guys.
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>>2208539
Fuck

>He pulls his cock from your mouth in a trail of spit and gently presses the rod up against your soft lips and cute little nose, oozing a frothy load out onto your face with a groan
>>
>>2208587
what I am doing now only with you :c
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>>2208588
Don't lie. You want to being everyone down to the same level as you.
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>>2208574
THEN STOP GIVING HIM ATTENTION YOU STUPID FUCK
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>>2208588
All this witch hunting is your fault to begin with
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>>2208588
>IP count didn't go up
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>>2208551
Th-thanks Bones
... Wait did you say I have a big ego?
>>2208561
Because you seem cool and we can play vidya together.
.... And that ass needs a beating like Donkey Kong Jungle Beats bongos.
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>>2208577
Miyafuji...
That sounded dangerously like a confession...
Come, sit on Papa Bones knee and tell him
ALL
ABOUT
IT
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>>2208587
This could do. I'll see what i can come up with. But its gonna be later because i have to go now.
Have a nice day Parsee.
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>>2208613
Will you stop fucking talking to this cancerous cunt already, you fucking moron? Guess what, that's why he keeps coming back. Retard.
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>>2208555
Shut up Nia
>>2208553
The more you be salty about this the more you're proving our point
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>>2208577
>A paper airplane soared towards you at casual speed, bearing some words on the inside of the paper
"Zuzu will always be lurking~ If I'm not outside anyway, life has been so new and exciting now that I been leaving my cocoon!"
"With love, Zuzu the cuddlesnugglequeen"
>>
>When Nue is the reasonable one and people are clamoring to vilify him.
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>>2208626
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>>2208633
>when you don't post an image and pretend to be anon
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>>2208633
Dropped your ava, nue
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>>2208618
Not that you have one. Just making sure you don't go on an egomaniacal lewdpage of giant proportions in the near future.

>kinda like a few days ago when you were showing me some of your 'clothes'
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>>2208587
What if i told ya i can play Through the fire and flames?

>Pac
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>>2208619
Nuh uhh, I ain't telling anything that was between us.~
>She put her thumb on tip of the nose hand open gesturing at you.

>>2208630
Haaah, I knew it. The agencies sure have good ears to inform us of her. Stay safe Anzu-chan.~
>>
Well, only a little after ERP recovers from his faggotry, Nue comes back.
Time to leave for a week or so
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>>2208611
Poor you
>>2208624
Have a safe day.
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>>2208635
Your tears arent worth anything anymore fuck off already
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>>2208647
You did prove that. Did you save the vocaroo?
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>>2208603
>Whimpers and moans in delight as the thick, sticky load of cum lands on her face. She holds your cock and rubs it on her, using it to wipe up all your cum before sucking it off, getting the last few drops in her mouth while doing so. She swallows the whole load and rubs your cock on her face, panting like a doggy while kissing it
ahhhh thank you thank you thank you <3
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>>2208650
This shit would be happening without Nue here, nice boogeyman.
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>>2208650
TAKE ME WITH YOU
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>>2208653
>.
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>>2208635
Do you still check your email?
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>>2208655
Yea, it's still in my browsers history since i recorded it.

>Pac
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>>2208644
Now, Mr bones. You know you liked my new white panties just as much as I do~
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