Events have been modified/new events added. Enjoy!
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IVAN CHESNOKOV
Carlton
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Takeshita
VERY fast twingo driving at incredible hihg speed
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Despair Disabler LurKuga
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Junko Enoshima
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Todoroki Shouto
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Fujiwara no Mokou
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Neptune
Mami Tomoe
Darkbeast Paarl
Pequod
Big Boss
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Adachi
Eggman-kun
A dickie?
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Mononobe no Futo
Despair Ocelot
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Mii Swordfighter
Connecticut Senator Richard Blumenthal
Inferno Cop
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Shu Maiko
>>2202061
So the object you chose was a women?
>>2202081
S-So you're saying you've fallen in love with me, Bell-kun..?
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Robin
The 295th mobile infantry
Momo
Classy Raven
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Berg Katze!
Excalibur
Haners
Shiratama
The Third Reich
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Kyouka Jirou
Creeping Jackal
Matsuda
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Tatsuta
Hatsume Mei
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
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Kasane Teto
Yoshino
Kurt Flachfeld
Naoto Shirogane
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Yuuga Aoyama
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Atlas and P-Body
Utsutsu
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Pesche
Shigaraki
Yuki
The Second Reich
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Despair free Gogo
Roromiya
Doll
USS BB-61 Iowa
Iida Tenya
Kirigiri
peyton manning
Amazing Spider-Man
Ringabel
The Dread Masters
>>2202159
>lifts skirt
>>2202026
But she hits me regularly! I don't think she's held captive, and even if she was, she doesn't act like it!
>>2202021
I doubt that, there's no need to be a goody goody. That one hero poser does that enough already.
>>2202090
dickbutt
>>2202175
Stop what?
>>2202064
*Purrs while being petted*
>>2202144
https://mega.nz/#F!G9Jj2IxZ!Hni-3dp4u1idM5Yb40MSsQ
There's some shitty stuff in there
>>2202175
You cannot stop beauty!
>>2202175
There's no need to group us together, we're all our own person.
The First Reich
>>2202090
Ochako Uraraka
>>2202175
Make me.
>>2202175
>Let them do what they want, anon, they're not hurting anyone.
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>>2202148
Um...Not to use on you of course.
Ever here of The Patriots?
>>2202108
>-23,000 GMP
Pequod, stop entering the chopper into the arena.
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>>2202195
cancer
>>2202094
my main man
>>2202175
Dangans eat your heart out.
DESPAIR ELIMINATOR COOLPHISTO
>>2202175
Stop what? We're only just beginning.
>>2202105
This is gonna be a hard one, Tomoe. they don't call it "Despair Games" just because.
>>2202169
Mind if I join?
>>2202180
You probably provoke her.
>>2202063
Get some self-control.
>>2202062
You're getting really good with your Quirk, Iida-Kun!
>>2202081
Oh, you too!? What's your Quirk?
>>2202201
I'm going to crash it over and over again Boss
Over
And
Over
>>2202203
Thanks. Would you make me a sandwich?
>>2202088
Praise is praise, no matter who it comes from!
>>2202175
Is there some restriction I am not abiding by?
>>2202188
>Thank you.
>>2202208
Yeah, they call them "Despair Games" cause they're despairingly bad and filled with stolen events.
>>2202180
W-Well, uh, why do you do it in the first place? There's always a root behind a tree.
>>2202175
I'm not sure what I've done to upset you, but I'm sorry.
>>2202201
>yfw it's actually the ghost of Morpho
>>2202212
Not at all!
>>2202221
No.
>Just sits there, having nothing to do
>>2202186
>Atlas laughs and P-Body observes his interaction with you
>>2202201
>Atlas and P-Body shake their heads "no". But give you a file on a test subject #1498
>>2202203
I was about to say you have some pretty shit taste, up until I saw the guy you were rooting for.
>>2202224
like really shitty, I was a faggot lewder
>>2202223
You mean to say, you praise me? I'm almost flattered.
>>2202218
I have self-control, I just don't want to control it, you know? It's not like I'm going to hurt anyone by doing this either!
>>2202238
>the dickie does nothing as well
>>2202238
>sits with you
>starts a campfire
>>2202219
Not if I do this.
>Exits the game.
>>2202230
Impossible.
Morpho died on that tanker 2 years ago.
>>2202226
>mfw I was the first BnHA ava
>>2202120
Say it aint so, Shu.
>>2202218
I'm not sure if I have a quirk, or even know what that is, but I'm a so proclaimed Hero of Light, if that counts for anything.
>>2202256
Now I'm the Boss
What's with sitting on junko so much
>>2202241
>I appreciate it, but i'm not sure if i'm gonna ava her. Maybe.
>>2202238
*Leaps over to the anon*
*Lays down in front of the anon*
>>2202239
*Stares blankly*
.....?
*Tilting it's head*
>>2202260
Shut the fuck up, Okabe.
>>2202260
Cool.
>>2202260
>and the first dangan
Love you okarin.
Why did this cuck post some of his folders?
HG starter kit
>>2202227
Do you want the really long story, or the condensed version?
>>2202218
That doesn't matter, captives don't act like that you baka!
>>2202260
tape me down and fuck me raw tape-kun
>>2202260
>Mfw I was probably the second
A lot of androgynous tributes this game... Any swaps/changes?
>>2202266
>I'mthecaptainnow.jpg
>>2202267
something about /sanc/ and being two-faced.
>>2202260
xD
>>2202283
>the dickie is as ready as ever
>>2202283
Let's get into it
>>2202269
>Atlas pets you again
>>2202283
>Thumbs up
>>2202279
adachi's folders
>>2202283
FUCK! I didn't make it in!
>>2202260
I was going to do no. 13 ages ago but just forgot .
>>2202283
*Claps for the coming game*
>>2202283
Another fire user.
Hopefully you'll be able to teach me some things, Fujiwara.
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>>2202283
Give Class A girl my spot!
>>2202208
No need to worry all too much!
I fight witches, remember? They are the embodiment of despair!
I'll take more care due to your advice though, thank you!
>>2202283
Looks great miss!
Good luck to my district members, may luck be on our side for this adventure!
>>2202280
I've got the time.
>>2202283
Looks good!
>>2202283
Ready...
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>>2202120
...What? Nay. I didst place mine soul in a plate, and elected to reform mine body in to much the same as it were originally.
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>>2202262
Why, if I may ask of thou?
>>2202283
>Just in case, Mononobe no Futo is female
>>2202266
>Re-opens the game.
Dammit Peqoud. You've left me no choice but to strip your chopper naked.
>+17,000 GMP
At least now the damage will be minimal.
>>2202239
Chell...destoyed G.L.A.D.O.S....transported several decades into the fut-
Why do I feel like I'm getting ribbed?
>>2202283
Diamond Dogs Deploying.
>>2202321
P-put that down!!
>>2202321
*Pets*
>>2202296
*Purrs once more*
>>2202283
Just so we're clear, I'm a male.
I know some of you primitives find it hard to tell due to your inherent stupidity.
>>2202283
Good luck, District teammates.
>>2202218
It is to be expected! I can't become #1 if I let my progress stagnate!
>>2202244
No, I am merely returning your comment with my own!
Cut off for swaps/changes. Bloodbath incoming!
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>>2202326
No worries. I gotcha both.
>>2202334
*Drops a blood gem in front of him*
I want to Junko Junko's Junkos
>>2202334
>drops
>>2202336
i'm not feeling the spark
>>2202328
>Passive-aggressively flips switches
>Occasional sigh
>>2202318
My girlfriend is dead.
>>2202248
You never know. Control yourself!
>>2202262
Why are you called that?
>>2202280
Says the person who didn't know what Stockholm Syndrome was.
>>2202310
Really? Thanks, Mei! I won't let you down!
>>2202354
Right! I've been practicing, too.
>>2202384
...oh.
>>2202384
I'm right here though
>>2202356
Good, good!
Maybe some of the humans here aren't utterly incompetent!
>>2202328
>Atlas and P-Body give you a look of confusion
>>2202336
>Atlas put a small electric charge into the next tap.
All these bna avas reminds me to continue reading that.
Good luck to all of my precious students!
>I'll fix the messed up events after this game...
>>2202398
Oh damn.
>>2202354
IIda, I would ask you to refrain from becoming close to villains, or interacting with them at all.
>>2202408
It's time to begin. Who wants to die?
>>2202408
>the dickie was actually just picked up by elia
Oh and just so you fags know, I may still not be hosting value games anymore, doesn't mean I won't update the game though, so when the old gods come out, expect an update to the games.
Now I must go back to fucking, thank you.
>>2202408
I have a bad feeling about this...
>>2202408
KEEP SUGGESTION TO SELF CAPITALIST WHORE
>>2202408
A-All these people...
All that grinding I'm about to do...
>>2202408
Even if you're all in despair...
...hope is always an option, in the dark it shines the brightest, and it will overcome all of the odds!
>>2202431
God I want to make hot, sweaty love to you
>>2202408
>Yoshino
>His
>I thought the gender was obvious
>>2202408
I don't like your way of thinking
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>Eila
>>2202378
....
*Gives her a hair ornament*
>>2202408
*Chews on the plushy*
>>2202403
*Stares blankly*
....
*Begins to generate electricity*
>>2202408
So many good souls..and for what? I'd rather keep my distance for now.
>>2202354
Right, let's keep it at that, then.
>>2202383
Look, if you're mad about the 4 crashes in 1 mission thing, I'm sorry.
How was I supposed to know they would bring tanks with anti armor shells just to take down Quiet?
>>2202408
You're crazy if you think that car won't sink that tiny raft.
Commencing operation.
>>2202403
Nevermind...
Now then...Awoken by wheatley....both awoke G.L.A.D.O.S.
Took control of the facility after expelling Wheately on the moo-
Okay what the hell?
>smirks
>>2202175
I.. missed it..
>>2202354
Excellent, there you are. Congratulations; you have earned this.
>>2202408
Okay, I know we had our differences last go-round, but I think we can work together this time. Now let's find some unfortunate bastards.
What do you think you're good at, HG?
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>>2202387
What's that supposed to mean, punk?
>>2202408
Let's go!
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>>2202398
Y-You're never here for me.
>Puts on dickie
>>2202470
Video games
>>2202470
A few obscure things no one else wants to be good at.
>>2202366
You're too kind for your own good, you know that Paarl?
>>2202378
That's right, that's a very dangerous weapon, you know? You could've hurt me.
>>2202470
I dunno, Video games?
>>2202470
being a literal who
>>2202408
Day 1!
>>2202449
>Sorry about that, I could have sworn I checked them twice and had them right.
>>2202473
>leaves due to her stupid dickie
>>2202470
Everything obviously, I don't expect some mongrel like you to understand such a simple concept however.
>>2202408
I'd rather not be bothered with the massive crowd of idiots surrounding this place. I'm out, see you worthless garbage bins when I can be bothered to take care of you.
>>2202470
Humming.
Seriously, it's like I made an art of it. Years of practice too.
>>2202470
Disappointing my loved ones.
>>2202473
I'm...sorry to hear that.
>>2202470
>being a dickie
>>2202473
The dickie give you
+500 attack
+500 defense
+500 magic
+500 luck
+500 wisdom
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>>2202499
>Pulls out flask
>Pours liquid into tea cup
>Downs tea cup
>>2202457
>it lights up
>>2202490
A-are you mad me?
>>2202464
Don't sweat it, grape kid!
>>2202473
>grabs teacup
>drinks it
>rips out your fake tooth with absinthe in it
>runs away
>>2202498
I'm gloomy.
>>2202501
So you think you're good at tickling your balls while singing Yankee Doodle with a Norwegian accent?
>>2202470
Touhou on normal
Image editing
>>2202498
A deals a deal, I suppose. And don't worry about it, I can make my own.
>>2202498
It's pretty nice I think actually.
>Puts toothpick in toenail
>Kicks a wall
>>2202516
What about dexterity? Or vitality.
>>2202498
>The dickie is stickie now
>>2202529
Of course not, you know I could never be mad at you.
>>2202464
I miss you.
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>>2202445
Falling for despair isn't an option that I'm going to take it!
>>2202498
Wha-...? That can't be happening...
>drags the poster below intp the scalie thread
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>>2202537
...I oft contemplate the solitary lifestyle of mine faith.
>>2202473
It means you know nothing about hostage situations!
>>2202498
Break it up, you three!
>>2202459
Boss. Helicopter crashes aren't a fun thing to experience.
And guess what? I get to be there for every single one of them. So whenever you get a second to think about calling me in, say to yourself "Hey, I wonder what ol Pequod thinks"
>>2202538
But of course, I can outdo any of you talentless beings.
>>2202498
Just shut the hell up already, it'll make it a lot easier for me to deal with your abhorrant presence.
>>2202470
>Fightan Gayems and collages using software.
>>2202498
Something seems strange about this hotel...
>>2202498
>Its okay
>Also there is a tiny typo in my event with adachi
But i don't have any boy clothes...
>>2202551
>Yeah those too
>I didn't think about those
>>2202470
>Boosting people's happiness.
>>2202498
*Cases the candy*
>>2202490
*Claps in a happy matter*
*Pets the hunter*
>>2202529
*Claps*
*Eagerly waiting for the doll to do something*
>>2202551
All you need is STR, anon
Oh shit who entered Excal? Is someone actually fagging a Warframe? Warframe is my fucking shit.
>>2202589
WORLD OF STR
>>2202470
Games, eating snacks, and being lazy. Noone can beat me at those!
>>2202590
Are you trying to compete with Hachimam for "biggest creep"?
>>2202572
I lost so many Pequods with my first encounter with "Man on fire"
>>2202559
Uhm...
I'm sorry, miss. I don't really know what happened to me at that moment.
It's like some force took posession of me, my apologies.
>>2202590
I have no need for any of these assets, but I guess both of you could use a game to play!
I'll make some tea to go with it, there's plenty in here to make it with.
>>2202387
And how has that been coming along for you?
>>2202417
As a hero, it would be cowardly of me to take any nonsense from a villain, heroes hold their ground. I am merely returning his remark.
>>2202458
Agreed.
>>2202468
Thank you once again, this is a trophy I will treasure dearly!
>>2202572
Hey, I've been quitting straight from the menu for months now. It's all on you when it comes to getting shot down in the middle of taking me to a mission start zone.
>>2202590
Fast little...get over here.
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>>2202591
Warframe circlejerk never
>>2202457
>Atlas records the amount of electricity generated
>>2202459
>Atlas and P-Body laugh after you mention Wheatley
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>>2202610
Shut up, woman. I could outdo that idiot any time of the day if I was actually interested in your presence. I'm a doctor, remember? I saved your life, as is the task of a doctor.
>>2202590
Relaxing is good, but I should try to kill someone soon.
>>2202590
Date?
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>>2202514
It's fine, I'm over it.
>>2202536
T-That hurt you know!
>>2202570
If she truly is a hostage, then why did you let me go?
>>2202619
Warframe circlejerk NOW.
Dibs on Zephyr.
>>2202625
>Claims everyone else is trash and they should die.
>Saves Mokou's life.
You sir, are a fucking idiot.
>>2202590
Hah! Nice work, "Junko-chan".
>>2202590
*Jumps up and down in excitement, gaining a new friend*
>>2202620
*Discharged a massive wav of electricity*
>>2202454
N-Never!
>>2202619
Says who?
>>2202612
Can confirm. My body is 80% burns now, thankfully my face remains unscathed.
So far so good
>>2202616
I- I do it all for you Boss
>>2202613
I know... Don't blame yourself, Miss.
.
>>2202590
Useless? Says who?!?
>>2202614
You're quite welcome, sir.
>>2202648
Hmmm...I've suddenly got the urge to snap her neck right now...
>>2202648
T-this isn't fair! I'm the one who's supposed to be the shadow!
>>2202591
I have no idea what you're talking about
>>2202644
>shieet. I better claim rhino fast
>>2202625
I don't need your help to revive, ultimate creep
>>2202648
WHO GIVES NOTE, IS USELESS. NOT ENOUGH FOR FIRE.
>>2202648
How disappointing.
>>2202648
>The dickie is swaying on a rope
>>2202648
Zzz...Hajime...zzz...
>>2202614
Great, actually! I've been able to practice with my Quirk, and my martial arts here.
>>2202640
Because I couldn't restrain you forever, and the weapon was gone.
>>2202648
Wow, you're really strong...!
>>2202640
You're over the love of your life dying?
>>2202648
This is just for warmth...
>>2202665
>pets head
Cute
>>2202648
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>>2202648
....
That kind of looks tasty.
>>2202657
>>2202648
....
I know...
...
I can hear you over the codec Peqoud.
>>2202620
Eurgh...
So then...G.L.A.D.O.S. Experiences a change of programming...decides to isolate from humans instead of killing them...
Hm...A change of programming...
>>2202687
I swear I watched this once...
>>2202645
They are all trash and they are simply not worth my time, doesn't mean I shouldn't stick to my duty as doctor. Even if I dislike saving worthless trash, it's still my duty.
>>2202648
Okay woman, you're starting to annoy me. I'll give you two seconds before I start hitting you with my manga till you actually shut your damn mouth.
>>2202666
Now you're just trying to be an Ultimate Comedian, don't compare me to the Ultimate Joke, will you please? If it weren't for me you would've been eliminated out of this game, you should thank me for actually doing my duty for once.
>>2202625
Lady Mokou art entirely incapable of her own demise. Complete destruction doth result in complete restoration. At worst, 'tis a slight inconvenience. Mayhaps thou shouldst examine her liver at one point.
>>2202666
Give him a chance. I think he likes you.
>>2202700
You don't like too many people around here, do you?
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