HG thread in a box
Here you go
>>217744
Well in that case the sun's fucked
>>217748
That's how they deal with their problems over at SDM? Wouldn't exactly defeat the sun, it's only a temporary solution.
3rd for filling up kyoko with thick cum
>>217754
Rabbits?
I might have one for you then...
>goes out to the woods pulls someone out
>>217765
Looks like you were...premature.
>>217761
I dont think it allows assists
>>217763
Totally
Second. Tell me a story.
>>217770
No
games when
>>217770
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, holmes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo holmes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
What would defeat one trillion lions?
>>217767
A pink rabbit! It must give like 10x the luck of a normal one!
>>217769
It never said she could not have assistance.
>>217776
Me
>>217776
Blizzard
>>217778
Nice try.
>>217776
Lack of prey obvi.
>>217770
OK!
One time, the filthy Jews toke Jesus, and nail polished his hands... Or was it something else?
GAMES WHENNN
>>217777
Checked
>>217779
It never said it could
What if the sun has assistance too?
From like... even smaller suns
>>217767
Owww! Oww!! L-Let me go!
>>217777
No! I do not bring luck! I bring bad luck!
>>217774
I might host if there's enough demand and not everybody's an annie may.
>>217785
>toke Jesus
I'd have a toke with Jesus.
>>217765
Wow anon, cumming early? It's like you're not used to this or something.
Pick one
>>217790
>limiting the amount of certain characters in your game
I always knew you were the shittiest host Lenny but Jesus fucking Christ you're a c uck.
>>217793
Wolves. If I die, at least I die with a pack of wolves.
>>217793
Wolf
>>217790
Do it.
>>217791
Schweet.
>>217792
I-it's my first time
pls no bully
>>217788
Simple. Gensokyo vs the Suns.
>>217792
I want to flood Kyoko's womb with hot, thick cum and make her pregnant.
>>217777
Wonderful digits
>>217790
What is an Annie May
35 for cumming inside kyoko
>>217793
Bears
They're big enough to take on the gorillas and lions, and maneuverable to fight the birds and wolves
>>217797
I've been over this. I've had games fill up with Eastern-drawn characters and they're all the same.
>>217793
Gators
>>217789
Maybe im a special case and it'll give me good luck, wait
Why is the rabbit talking?
>>217776
One trillion gorillas
>>217904
>Hono
I'll take things I wasn't expecting for 500
>>217902
Lennyspeak for "I don't like certain characters so I'm going to limit them in my games because I'm a terrible host and always have been"
>>217900
I'll never understand the appeal of cumming on things...
>>217904
Fuck you
>>217802
Clean yourself up, anon.
>>217904
>Looks good
>>217803
But you cant fight suns, you idioy
>>217803
Well
The suns could never win, since I'll never die
>>217480
Remember the secret ava weekend? I hosted a game on /b/ after the start. Hoshi got buttmad about it, tried to blame "killing the event" on me. (It was a 48 game on 4, and a 24 game on 4+4, with 60+ uids)
I was fighing to reclaim 4chan those days (Hoshi asked me to do so), but his viewpoint changed. I refused to stop fighting, so he demodded me, deleted me from steam (I added him 2 times since we're on 4 again to settle this, but he's hard headed as usual (even after "Add me when you give up this shit"))
>>217483
ofh: I don't care anymore about it, I despised some avas there cause of "omg, this is not hga, I do whatever I want" mentality. But since I am no longer part of "hga", I don't see a point fighting against it, if people enjoy their private board, then let them have it.
Hoshi: He was acually a cool guy in the past, (Remember the proms and the prime time tournaments? The Hosting Guild and whatnot?), but he changed a lot since then. I miss that Hoshi who was fucking passionate about the games, the starman, who inspired me to start hosting.... the colossal faggot... who was my friend.
Drama: Can we just don't give a fuck about the drama? Enjoy the games, rp, and don't give a fuck about what others think. Someone baits you? Bait them back harder!
Anything else?
>>217971
the human would shoot you
I want to be kyokos plaything as she sexually torments me and abuses my body
>>217976
It was b8, I just picked up the roster.
If there isn't any qualms, I'll start the blood bath in a couple of minutes.
>>217972
And? What's your point? A good host doesn't limit who can and can't participate in their games. It shouldn't concern you if every character in your game is anime. Cry harder you fucking faggot, you've always been a bad host it's basically a meme at this point. Don't worry, you have one less anime character in your games because I refuse to play your "only characters I like" games.
>>217904
I got a kitty!
>>217793
Hawks, no doubt
>>217977
I never limit anyone, ever, I just don't want a game FULL of faceless 'fairy princesses' or whatever. I take a look at one of these characters and I can't tell anything about them. Distinct genders, obvious differences show variety.
>>217988
You say that but you'll probably enter anyway, everyone does anyway.
Daily Reminder:
Do not reply to Hoshi/Jude/Anon bait.
Ignore them and they will go away
>>217987
Well then, shouldn't I be 2 Star Based MFn JC?
>>217994
>fairy princesses
You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, and you sound like a faggot.
>I'll ever limit everyone
You just did. By saying "not everyone can be anime" you're limiting people who may have wanted to be anime. Go fuck yourself, 0/10 host.
>>217996
fuck off, you're the one creating shit
>>217982
So you're saying we can't fight Reiuji. That's a shame.
>>217983
I don't know about that.
>>217984
Yes
Do you call it football or soccer?
>>217997
You chose that entry name, if you want Two-Star Jesus/JC then I can do that.
>>217975
Because I am living! Not just some non-conscious rabbit!
>>217984
This is surprisingly reasonable
>>217985
He'd have to get past the bears first. Bears are scary, anon.
>>217986
I want people hitting on me to tone it down
>>218005
Bears are shit shion
>>218005
I want to tear Kyoko's asshole asunder.
>>217984
Yes. Can you donate to my shrine?
>>217998
I didn't say 'not everyone can be anime', I said if not everybody's an anime character then I'd be happy. Clean the smegma out of your ears.
In this game for example it was literally the box, another inanimate object I think and literally everyone else was anime. (Pretty impressive victory if you ask me.) I don't deny anyone entering, it's just annoying to have to fan through all these characters who may as well come from the same show or what have you.
>>218001
It's football, or in my language, labdarúgás (kicking ball).
>>218004
Anytime anon.
>>218005
Hoshi's or my actions?
>>218009
>throws some fake shekels
Here you go.
>>218009
>burns donation box
>>218005
How old is Kyoko? I need to know if it's okay to flirt with you before I hop on the bandwagon.
>>217984
you will always be welcome here Jude, the shitposts are nothing compared to your games
>>218000
You can't fight a sun because you would burn your hands
Maybe woth kitchen mittens you can
>>218008
I want kyoko to be my mistress and walk all over me
>>218015
old enough
>>218012
No, that's not what you said at all. You said "I'll host if not everyone's anime", implying that if everyone was anime you'd throw a temper tantrum and not quit because you got triggered by Japanese cartoons.
I want to fuck IRL Jude
>>218013
No, just the way you responded to a few of those things. I don't particularly like Hoshi as a person, but I don't think of him as a big bad boogie man. If he doesn't fuck with me, I wont fuck with him. Same with you.
>>218015
14/15/16
>>218018
In cleats, maybe.
>>218003
You might as well be dead..
>>218013
Do you have any opposition to /trash/ and/or hosting on /trash/?
>>218003
Ops, sorry, you smelled like a normal rabbit... want some carrots?
>>218021
>jude
>>218022
I want to push my rock hard throbbing erection into Kyoko's butt
>>218027
>lives
>>218028
no, only the top one is me
I heard there was new food here.
>>218029
same
>>218029
I want to smash your "Rock Hard Erection" against the ground with my fist until you cry like a bitch
>>218022
I want to do nothign at all with Kyoko except playing video games while eating nacho cheese snacks and drinking Dr Pepper.
>>218020
>implying
Yeah, I said 'if not everyone's an anime'. It doesn't make a difference to me, I just want to see some variety from characters that are well-known, such as Jesus, you know? Also if you're butthurt that you're afraid you won't make the cut then I'd prefer if you didn't enter anyways.
My apologies, my screenshotter was screwing up.
We have a peaceful bloodbath.
>>218037
Please remove yourself.
>>218033
Sounds hot, I'm not into domination but I'd do it for you.
I want kyoko to starve me and torment me by eating food in front of me
>>218036
>Dr. Pepper
YA RUINED IT
>>218038
Finally, lets get this show on the road.
>>218016
Let's just quote myself.... "I might return one day"
>>218021
No homo anon. We might be all faggots here, but even faggotry has a point, where we have to stop.
>>218024
I fighted for /b/, where most of us joined HG. Trash is nothing compared to it, but it's still 4chan. We have chance to survive here. It's true that /b/>/trash/, but 4chan>4+4chan is true too.
>>218038
good luck
>>218042
I want you to eat
Morning.
>>218037
What's gotten into you Lenny?
I want kyoko lover anons to kill themselfs
>>218043
Shut the fuck up, bitch. Video games and nacho cheese are free. Either you drink Dr Pepper or my hot, salty manjuice.
>>218037
I couldn't give a shit if I "made the cut" for your shit games, I already stated that I'm not participating in a biased game. I'm just calling you on your bullshit. Every other host (who are all better than you) has no problem at all with anime. You aren't a special snowflake, and your games are nothing special. That's all I have to say.
>>218042
Jesus fuck who would want that
>>218044
Yeah my thought's just that anything HG-related on /b/ from now on would just get moved
>>218025
No! I don't always eat like carrots all the time!
>>218023
I-I will get you next time!
>>218030
>lives
You're really really good at that, aren't you?
test
>>218050
>>218055
Yeah, it's what I do
>>218049
This is the best one
>>218054
>another generic moeblob cute anime girl doing cute things for replies
(You)
>>218058
I do it too you know
Dead hours.
>>218048
I was gonna host a 36 but this anon appeared and mangled my words around so it sounds like I'm totally against Eastern art.
How are you, Jenny?
>>218051
Gumball does the shit games, silly anon.
>>218054
(you)
>>218038
>more peace
STOP
If nobody has questions, I'm making my leave, tell Rei that she still owes me for the Daily Jew
>>218063
>lenny
>>218063
>moeblob
Back to /v/ with ya
>>218030
>Kills again and now we reenact imperishable night
>>218048
HELLO
>>218031
Theres a talking rabbit!
>>218054
Sorry, mom told me rabbits liked carrots
>>218068
one star x one star
>>218068
Oh, Jesus.. There's a bug in your hair.. lemme just..
>Squish
>>218070
Have a nice day Jude.
Hope to see you again.
>>218065
This.
>>218065
Y-you're dead hours.
>>218070
Ciao.
>>218068
These are now the pacifist games
>>218070
See you.
>>218043
I want to drink Dr Pepper with Kyoko
>>218068
I don't really like weed
>>218066
I didn't mangle anything. At least own up to what you said and stop damage controlling so hard. You said, and I quote: "I might host if there's enough demand and not everybody's an annie may." I didn't twist anything around.
>>218068
>pic related
>>218070
see ya
>>218073
please no, I died way too much in that
>>218076
That sounds tasty. Hello Nowi.
>>218070
GoodBye
>>218082
The entire board is Dead Hours
I want to _____ (mundane activity, non-lewd)
with _____
>>218086
>butthurt anon
>>218091
And we're the thread that just keeps trucking along
>>218066
Except, you DID kinda say you weren't going to host of everything wasn't anime.
I've been reading the thread.
Who cares who gets in and who doesn't, the roster isn't what matters, it's the experiences in the games that do.
While I can agree on having more diversity in people that doesn't mean you should force people to play a certain person.
Let them play who they want to play.
>>218068
This slide is a reminder that Kyoko is only worth sexual acts.
>>218092
Paint , Bob Ross
>>218068
This brings back memories.
>>218092
Have anal intercourse with Kyoko.
>>218092
Race around in go-karts
Kyoko,Nepgear,Shorty,Nowi,everyone
>>218097
Och, Kyoko. That's rough, buddy.
>>218092
Enjoy some coffee with people
>>218096
Jenny with truth.
>>218099
Were they good memories?
>>218099
Jesus.
>>218097
What's with all this rape..
>>218097
Nepgear, Kyoko and Nowi are sluts! SLUTS!
>>218092
I want to have a nice, relaxing meal at Denny's with everyone.
>>218097
>Suffocation noises
>>218112
But anon, Denny's is terrible.
>>218097
Why does this chair keep making noises? Oh, it stopped now, good
>>218089
Hellllo, which hat are you using today?
>>218086
Yeah and you're taking that out of context. I don't dislike anime, it's just that all these characters may as well be the same person. Variety is what I like. It fills my heart with glee when I see a bird or a stick enter the games because then, hey! There's a chance for some hilarious events and such. "Oh look at that lake falling into a lake!"
>>218096
Land sakes...I'm not forcing anybody to do anything. If I got 100% anime then I'd still be pleased that someone joined the games. Variety is important in the games though and having everyone be a clone of themselves is not how games should go down.
Excuse me, I gotta leave for Sheffield.
>>218115
>>218092
Treasure hunt, everyone.
>What did Brantsteele change, if anything?
>>218092
Eat pizza with Kyoko
>>218109
I don't know. My Games usually have that one event that shows up so much.
Jimmie isn't taking any of that shit.
>>218117
..I despise you
>>218107
No.
>>218108
He doesn't exist.
>be me
>people talk shit behind my back
>remember HG
>remember shitposting
>ignore baiting faggots and shit talker.
>chill with based friends days later
>>218119
If you left today you wouldn't be missed.
You're just a meme at this point.
>>218124
>inb4 Yukine tries to shoot up the school
Is brantsteele allowing saves yet?
>>218117
Mr.Hat!
>>218124
>Nargy and beerus hanging out again
one star otp
>>218133
Don't think so, but you can still load codes
>>218131
I would miss Lenny.
I want to shove my throbbing cock inside Kyoko's tight little asshole.
Daily Reminder:
Do not reply to Hoshi/Jude/Anon bait.
Ignore them and they will go away
>>218119
Do you know what the word "context" even means? I didn't take anything out of context. Those were your exact words. That was the entirety of your first post in the thread. You're the one damage controlling because you said something stupid and now there's backlash.
I get what you're saying. Variety is definitely cool. But threatening to not host if everybody is an anime character just makes people self-conscious about the characters they play. Like Jenny said, let them play the way they want. And I'll go on the record saying I've literally never seen a game that was 100% anime, so that's my two cents.
>>218132
Noooo. I only broke those windows with a baseball bat long ago. I don't do that anymore.
>>218119
There's still plenty of diversity in an eastern cast, do you REALLY think Cell acts the exact same as Cirno or Matoi?
I can see what you're trying to get at, but it's coming off as bias and if I wanna be honest, kinda racist.
Really Lenny, think about what you're trying to say before you post because I know you're a nice guy, but you really aren't acting like one right now.
>>218141
I want to protect Kyoko's purity
>>218142
Alright, alright, I'll leave...
>>218140
when are you gonna save us from the shit hosts
>>218124
Spaulding forgets to turn off his stove and pays for it.
>>218138
I'd ship it.
>>218142
Well good to know I'm not on here anymore.
>>218142
It's not a daily reminder if you post it in every thread you fuckwit. You're just as bad as a shitposter with your false flagging garbage. Stop posting this.
>>218150
This peace run does not bode well for me.
>>218150
The real MVP, like always
>>218076
That is not the only thing we eat
>>218146
Jenny is cool as fuck. Who were you before Jenny?
I want to fuck Nep Nep
>>218150
Not today! Nowi is here to rescue you!
>>218135
Mr.Hat2?
>>218140
I just remembered, are you going to so any Prom or Event games for HGA's anniversary?
>>218115
N-Now that I've r-recovered...
... *Ahem* I respectfully disagree.
>>218119
Was I called?
>>218157
>>218150
>Grumbles
This is the worst game, Matoi rigged it
>>218147
Beta faggot LOL
>>218163
Me too
>>218159
Shit forgot images.
>>218149
I'm working very hard on my games so I can come back and give everyone a good time. I'm at 765 Events of reasonable RPable quality.
I even took a few days off from work to work on my games, but that faggot Brantsteele thought it would be a good time to take Big Brother out of his asshole and shutdown HG.
Nevertheless, minor setbacks. I will be back, eventually.
>Headmistress Asuka Shikinami Langley
>>218149
>shit hosts
name more than one
>>218164
He's home.
>>218150
We gain some traction in terms of killing.
>>218169
I did n-no such thing!
>>218167
Denny's is crap. It's a chain diner. Any standalone diner is better. And if you must go with a chain diner, Perkins is way better.
>>218161
You would be surprised.
>It's Jontron
>>218177
Blow me, Eggman! Not this time!
>>218174
Every newfag host, Lenny.
>>218177
obviously Blinx didn't work hard enough
>>218177
You just did this to humiliate me...
>>218173
What?
>>218178
Perkins is shit, you hear?! Shit! They're like a more expensive Denny's, with worse food. I admit, they have pie, and it's very good pie, but it's shit!
>>218166
That would be completely up to my mood, so make me feel good.
In all seriousness, I've been trying to sit down and work on a prom season code. I just need to get the creative energy going for the thing. It's a lot of work doing prom with my old Hoshi Games season code. Think of it as having to add writing a completely new Prom Themed season code on top of all that work and you just have a big ugly pile of "fuck my ass hard".
>>218184
names, not categories
>>218177
You didnt have to kill me and Mokou to prove you werent rigging...
>>218159
How about candy then?
>>218176
I hope he isn't lonely
>>218173
>took a few days off from work to work on my games
You all might think this is heroic and dedicated, but just think for a second how sad that is.
>>218185
I got you something.
>Hands wrapped gift
It's an F
>>218192
Hello!
>>218173
>>218192
>How to trigger Ultron
>>218200
>takes F
what would I do without you..
>>218177
Peace. And Beerus needs to defend his lady.
>>218173
wew lad
>>218196
No, it's just that my job is good and I have days off I can use whenever I want before the month is over. I still get paid the same, so no worries, anon. Your Asuka is not as sad and miserable as you think.
>>218196
Is it sadder than calling sick to play fallout4?
>>218193
Has there been an entry for a prom game yet, who are the couple so far.
>>218192
They might be more expensive but you're paying for better quality food. Does Denny's even have lunch? Perkins has all kind of lunch foods.
I just don't understand why anyone would like that pathetic excuse for a diner more than something like Denny's! It's a sickness!
>>218201
Why, hello, child.
>>218192
IHOP OR BUST NIGGAAAA
>>218214
Denny's has great lunch, and an even greater dinner. Really, the only negative thing I can think about it is the copious amount of drunk college kids, after midnight.
>>218215
You have been focussing too much attention on Tony Stark! The integritiy of Denny's must be protected!
>>218215
Are you a robot?
Can I call you Bot bot?
>>218207
Um, not sure. I think you'd be fine though.
>>218208
This trig is bullshit!
>>218193
It would be in a to see a Prom game that has more focus on the Prom itself, I'm sure there would be a lot of good event ideas you could get from it.
Like, an arena event where Carrie comes in and tries to kill everyone, or a dance-off.
>>218213
Official prom entries are currently not happening, if they are they will be on a sticky on /hga/ and I will be sure to post regular announcements regarding the event.
As for the list of pairings, those were for data collection and is not something that should be posted because it's out dated and there is no reason to update it until I can do more useful things with the information.
>>218218
My God, you're right. You've always been right.
>>218219
... I'll allow it.
>>218217
This is true.
Me and my buddies always went there after we smoked like 20 g's of weed in the middle of the night.
We order a huge meal then fall asleep halfway through.
They always got kind waiters too
>>218223
>Carrie arena event
genius
>>218225
Don't even get me started, friend. I'd rather eat at Steak 'n Shake, and I once found maggots in my shake.
>Tfw you just make breakfast at home
I want to watch romantic movies with Kyoko.
>>218208
What's with these fluctuations in killing and peace?
>>218224
Ms. Davis, you go t'prom wit me?
>>218237
Sorry, fro bro.
>>218225
IHOP HAS ALL YOU CAN EAT PANCAKES
ALL YOU CAN EAT
>>218231
I thought Steak 'n Shake was pretty great, well, for the one time I ate there
>>218237
Games have become bi-polar. Ready your meds
>>218231
The best place for breakfast in existence is Cracker Barrel, but they're expensive as shit and you probably don't have one around you depending on where you live.
>>218243
Glutton.
Shit, now I'm hungry.
>>218238
No, no I won't.
If you did, you wouldn't be able to win.
>>218231
Hey, extra proteine!
Golden Corral masterrace please stand up.
>>218228
I've seen some shit, man. You kids know where to hit, and when to hit hard. It's almost admirable, in a way.
>>218243
Denny's does too, man! Denny's does too!
> Out of curiosity, how much are IHOP's all you can eat?
>>218245
They're good when they're good, but they're shit when they're not.
>>218248
I can confirm. Cracker Barrel is great.
>>218195
Candy?
>>218256
Oh god yes
