141st EXPRESS GAMES
48 PLEASE
>>2171285
Asui Tsuyu
Mami Tomoe
Martin Rauch
>>2171285
Mii Swordfighter
Nymph
Vic Viper
Major Ocelot
Link
King Dedede
>>2171285
Togami Byakuya
Desmond Miles
Hardman
>>2171285
Chen!
Marco
Asuka Shikinami Langley
Sans
>>2171285
Sakuya Izayoi
>>2171254
"You said that you were there when my Mistress turned me into a vampire, but you only gave me a summary of what I've already told Aussa. You didn't give me any details."
Kurt Flachfeld
>>2171285
Youhei Sunohara
>>2171285
Express Champion Kaneki
Umaru
Chomper
>>2171285
Cuck nicole
Hatsume Mei
Lonely Policeman
Matsuda
>>2171285
Alberto Del Rio
A single fucking ant
>>2171285
LurKuga
Squid Kid
Hole fetish
The Creator
Todoroki Shouto
Takeshita
Gronk
A FUCKING SHARK
Freezeman
Sanae Kochiya
Koyomi Araragi
MC Ride
Iceberg-chan
Katsuki Bakugou
>>2171285
Garnet
Stinkolo
>>2171350
>You want a cropped version of that?
Professional Jabroni
Flowey
>>2171263
So your inventions are for helping heroes, nya!
Hmm... Maybe you could make something for me too!?
>>2171254
I like it here a lot too, nya! I can see why you'd pick a place like this~.
Nipa
Takumi
>>2171319
Wanna know why I gave the summary of the same stuff? Because that's all I needed to do! I don't care if you had to deal with your bat wings or something, I didn't care that you almost died from sunlight! I just don't care for your variation of Gensokyo at all!
>>2171377
Yep, it makes world watching a whole lot easier.
>Spike is in the ERP thread
SPIKE LOOKED INTO THE ABYSS
AND THE ABYSS LOOKED RIGHT BACK AT HIM
Eggman-kun
>>2171377
HAHA! You BET I can! Anything you want, I can try and make a little baby fit for the job!
>>2171385
That's nothing new. He goes there to chat.
>>2171385
>Mfw
>>2171371
I'm fine using the one Tsuyu provided me with.
>>2171385
he's been gong there for like a month now
>>2171285
Maria and harusame
Captcha please!
>finally got mine done
Woosh
>>2171393
Don't you think I look to young to hang around there? The fights are here.
>>2171385
You're a slow one huh?
>>2171414
>Damn, it has been a while since I saw you.
>>2171420
Let's get this show on the road!
>>2171420
Looks good.
>>2171307
Thanks for hosting earlier and giving me my first win(as this character at least), Dedede.
>My net has been wonky for hours now, so I can't hardly post.
>>2171420
Pretty good
>>2171420
I'm ready
>>2171409
>Can't say I didn't offer. I've got more of those if you ever want the ones for the other Class A characters. Cropped and uncropped.
>>2171420
Looks good! My babies are ready, and so am I!
>>2171398
Hn...
...I can't really think of anything at the moment, nya.
>>2171384
You're still watching from here? How are you doing that, nya?
>>2171420
I don't mind my district at all, nya! Let's go!
>>2171433
Thanks fer playin' man.
FIGHT
>>2171397
Of course but you are also old enough for sick men to rape you with no regrets. Youre lucky you wernt around in my time that would have been the least of your worries.
>puts fumi into the lucky arms of poster below
>>2171420
I'm Ready!
>>2171456
Good luck, everyone~!
Do your best!
>>2171456
You ever been on Colossus, Garnet?
>>2171451
How am I doing that? Well... let's just say, I got see very far and hear things very loudly.
>>2171456
>Vanish from the center circle
>Atlas and P-body re-enter the arena
>>2171456
This javelin will come in handy later
>>2171451
Well what do you do? Fly and shoot magic? I could make something to help you be even BETTER at those!
>>2171477
Welcome back, cuties!
>>2171457
Like I'd let anyone get near me when with all the spells and demns I have at my disposal...anyway, thanks for the ride back here.
>Falls on >>2171464
>>2171447
Thanks a bunch, Hatsume. I appreciate it.
>>2171456
Fuck this shit
>>2171456
This'll come in handy for sure, ribbit.
>>2171477
Oh look, it the Aperture science droids.
>>2171456
The killing stagnates immediately
>>2171483
Fly, shoot magic, I also use spellcards... But I can't carry very many cause my pockets aren't that big, nya....
...WAIT! That's it!
>>2171476
Your senses are really good, nya.
>>2171477
>she waves at the two
Whoa... two robots, nya!
>>2171487
Any time, cool guy!
>>2171496
What's it, what's it?! I'm DYING to know! Don't leave me hanging!
>>2171494
Err, that's kind of a bit creepy, ribbit...
>>2171456
>>2171475
I've only ever been on the teacups. Sounds like fun.
>>2171494
A reward for those who aren't alive to enjoy it? Such a twisted jester you are, Mokou.
>>2171483
>>2171492
>>2171496
>Altas waves back as P-Body runs back to grab his portal gun
>>2171456
Okay I'm going t-
>>2171486
-AHHH?!
What the hell happened...? and why are YOU on my arms?!
>>2171513
Pleasant dreams, tributes
AAAAAAAM
BUUUUUSH
>tfw asui tsuyu will never give you a frogjob
>>2171494
"You're going to regret that."
>>2171531
>tfw no sloppy froppy
>>2171496
If I could carry more spellcards, that would be great! And in a way where I wouldn't have to mess with opening a bag or something, nya~.
>>2171524
Oh, did I scare it off?
Nya!
>>2171528
At least I trust my alliance!
>>2171494
>Throws a pebble at Marco
That should be enough for ya!
>>2171496
That have to be if I look at other worlds.
>>2171524
Good evening, are you ready to collect more data this day?
>>2171528
Hopefully next time we'll just be able to stay out of sight in the first place, ribbit.
>>2171549
>>2171507
>fuck
>>2171553
So did you create yourself?
>>2171528
Hole fetish gets more holes
The frog is a maniac, you can tell by her eyes
Sakuya helps out a friend
A raid goes horribly
>>2171549
>>2171553
>Atlas nods as P-Body returns with his portal gun
>>2171526
Blame Baron for that.
>Gets off your arms, landing on her feet.
Thanks for not letting me hit the ground by the way, good luck with...whatever you're doing.
>>2171571
That was probably as much my fault as it was yours.
>>2171571
I don't think I should have trusted my party...
>>2171571
>That double suicide event
That actually fucking scared me.
>>2171564
I... I don't really know how I came into existance. I just woke up in a white void, with a couple of plants, a desk, and a bed.
>>2171573
So, then. What's today's action?
>>2171571
There we go. Now you can't move anymore.
>>2171585
Flowey stops work from getting done
>>2171571
>>2171581
Do you have any proof I had something to do with your pinball score being surpassed by someone?
>>2171585
F
>>2171601
I-i won't get fooled again, nya!
>>2171549
Ah! AH! I've got just the thing! A computerized Card Storage Device! YES!
>She whips out her cell-phone and begins typing into it.
LED Display, Solar batteries... I can use some of the materials from those spare rifles! Oh MAN! The ideas are REALLY coming to me now!
>>2171580
No problem, Miss...
...Alright, let's forget what happened before, okay?
Although I'm going to need an explanation from that "Baron".
>>2171571
No way... That couldn't have happened.
>>2171601
"Shoot, where is the target?"
>boat noises
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oeTAyhP6k0k
>yfw you stopped watching wrestling 7 years ago and don't know shit about what's happening now
>>2171602
It was just a joke mister, sorry about that. But after all, only one person can win, so it would have happened eventually anyways, ribbit.
>>2171601
I'm kind of confused as to what that means.
>>2171621
Good afternoon.
>>2171610
>she stares as she types
N-nya... I see that you have some ideas already!!! Wow, that didn't take long...
>>2171598
Nya. Sounds a little scary...
>>2171598
P-Body plays audio log
"...Today you will continue to experiment and socialize with the people on the surface..."
>>2171621
>Atlas and P-Body wave "hello"
>>2171601
Fooled by suicide
>>2171633
You did well my friend.
>>2171601
>She
I guess I am 'that' girlish to some...
>>2171621
Oh look, it's a boat of some kind
>He looks at it closely
A man?
>>2171633
> mfw I never watched wrestling and never will
> I still like our wrestling avatars though.
>>2171649
"The creed sends their regards."
>>2171649
Nyahahaha~!
>>2171633
>Same
>>2171643
>She continues typing as she talks.
Yeah! A quick mind's real important in my line of work! If you've got ANY more suggestions, PLEASE tell me! Every little detail is important!
>>2171643
It's not that scary. It's only scary if you think about it deeply.
>>2171647
Socializing? Interesting. Well, I hope you do great in that aspect.
>>2171638
We could have resolved this into the same medium, a friendly pinball match to settle our differences instead of... ending 3 lives at the same time. An impressive task on its own, however.
>>2171649
WATCH YOUR STEP
>>2171649
Should have seen that coming, damn. If I ever wanna be a real hero, I'll have to start paying attention more.
>>2171684
Of course, I'm trying to improve on my skills, ribbit. I like to think that it's a good thing that I was able to do such.
>>2171649
What's a better version of a single ant?
>>2171670
Uh... just make it cool-looking! And portable as possible, nya!
>>2171681
That's exactly why it's scary though!
>>2171686
I-i won't get fooled by other people again, nya!
>>2171638
Good afternoon young girl!
>>2171647
>>2171652
>the old man waves back as he docks the boat
Helloo there! Good weather for games isnt it? Not a single storm in sight!
>>2171722
Wrong guy, Chen!
>>2171722
>>2171686
Such a shame.
>>2171686
>Teleports into a random hole
Whew... that was a close one.
>>2171711
I do understand your fear of the unknown... but, it doesn't scare me in the slightest. I find it... interesting in a way.
>>2171732
You can say that again.
>>2171733
....
>>2171733
That's exactly what I meant to do!
>>2171700
It was, and because of that I'll make sure to return the favor the same at some point with twice the pain and suffering...
>Sniff
...Why do you smell like a frog?
>>2171711
Yeah, YEAH! I'm thinking flame decals! Do you think flames are cool?
>>2171733
Enjoy your peace, you guys are too good
>>2171732
That's a familiar scent. I believe I know you, but I've forgotten your name.
>>2171770
Don't enjoy it too much though
>>2171748
Well, that's because I *am* a frog, ribbit. Why do you ask?
>>2171681
>Atlas and P-Body give at thumbs up
>>2171732
>Atlas looks around and detects no incoming precipitation
>>2171758
"Ever watched the Texas Chainsaw Massacre?"
>>2171778
Illegal memes are bad, keep them out of my games!
>>2171758
NYAAAAAAA~!
>>2171751
Ooh, I like that!
Put a cat somewhere on it too!
Like, a cat with a flame behind it nya!
>>2171740
Hnn... I guess, nya.
I dunno what I would've done then..
>>2171791
Now get to work you two! Make your lab proud!
>>2171766
Uncle Patrick, used to be a regular here and its about time I came back!
No wars happened did they?
>>2171740
I know its a wonderful thing!
>>2171802
>>2171802
SCREW THE FEAST, THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
>>2171805
Alright! Cats, flames, portability, card-sorting features! I'll take these ideas back to the shop and get back to you when it's ready for testing, alright?
>>2171826
WHO SURVIVED?
F for the fallen
>>2171779
I've seen this before, that girl who identifies as a squid also smells like the animal she claims to be, yet she couldn't look more human. My sent doesn't like however, how did you become a frog?
>>2171808
No big factions have formed to oppose each other, but this place remains as hostile as any other battefield, within the boundaries of the arena at least.
>>2171845
Infection.
>>2171805
I don't know either... hell, we may never know that.
>>2171808
So what brings you here.... Patrick right?
>>2171838
I like the sound of it!
Um... do I have to pay you, nya?
Hi!
>>2171857
NOPE! This stuff is my passion! I already get ALL the payment I need just by making the little baby alone!
>>2171860
Hey there, you!
>>2171852
This book's got exactly what you need
>>2171860
fuck me
>>2171853
Simple, get paid and training!
>>2171850
Good good. Last thing we need is another war.
>>2171860
Helloo there! My those are some strange ears, did scientists give you them?
>>2171871
If you're okay with that then, nya!
Thanks a lot, um....
Wait, waht was your name?
>>2171853
You know what you did though! that's good.
>>2171860
Oh look, everybody's favorite.
>>2171860
Fuck off
>>2171875
That must have been a scare.
>>2171860
>yoo
>>2171893
Hatsume Mei, master mechanic of Yuuei! Pleased to meet you!
>>2171888
Another? I've yet to experience the first one.
>>2171860
...Evening.
>>2171850
I was born this way.
I'm sure you seen someone else with a quirk that transforms their physical body before, right? It's just like that.
>>2171888
Love it! Nice and simple!
>>2171893
I guess it is
>He starts petting Chen
...
>>2171860
Hello there Elia
>>2171904
Nipa copies Sakuya
>>2171860
Greetings.
Hi!
>cute girl
I'm bored and I have nothing to do with my life
WAR JOURNAL #1 - "Was walking down to a local crackhouse just outside my apartment for a little spring cleaning. On the way over, I saw a child jaywalk so I fucking suplexed him so hard his head exploded."
>>2171366
Oh great.
>>2171932 (You)
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)
>>2171927
Nipa's got her eye on the prize
Araragi, obviously, does not.
>takes picture
Hi!
>>2171910
My name's Chen! I'm a Nekomata, shikigami to Ran Yakumo!
Uh-huh! Nice to meet you too! Ehe~
>>2171924
>she looks at you for a moment, before relaxing a little and letting you pet
Well, losing that memory, you'd be sad right?
>>2171932
HI!
>2171932
>cute anime girls get more replies meme
fuck off xD
UNDERTAKERRRRR
>>2171943
>Keila
>>2171871
Gear-chan! Hi!
>>2171878
N-Nipa?!
>>2171888
What? These are my familiar's ears!
>>2171901
>
>>2171902
S-Sorry...
>>2171904
>Y-You rigged it for Nipa right?
>>2171911
Hello Albino!
>>2171916
Me?
>>2171924
H-How do you know my name?
>>2171931
Howdy stranger!
>>2171932
>Eila
>cute
>HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2171951
The current state of the game is so boring that we decided to release Rachnera into the arena to do whatever.
That food's not gonna last because WINNER NEXT SLIDE
>>2171951
"Huh? Why did you not try to kill me?"
>>2171860
Nya! Hello!
Whoops, I missed this one...
>>2171973
I told you to stop doing that!
>>2171957
Alright Chen, I'm heading down to the shop to keep working on my little babies; your request included!
Bye!~
>>2171973
Just your luck, you came back JUST as I was heading back to the shop! Haha!
>>2171982
It took you much longer than I thought it would.
RIP based Shane O
>>2171976
N I P A
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>>2171976
Was this the outcome you had hoped for?
>>2171914
I've seen similar habilities, although I haven't heard the word "quirk" for a long time.
>remembers about things
...Are you one of Aizawa's students?
>>2171936
...What a boring encounter.
>>2171954
>Takes away camera
I haven't given you any permission for that.
>>2171973
Kaneki souns better, use that name for now own, you.
>>2171957
I'm not sad at all, really. I just think it's strange I popped into existance... oh well.
>>2171973
Because I have been watching you of course.
>>2172002
"All in a days work."
>>2172002
Good job, Sakuya-nya!
>>2172005
Everyone finds somethign strange!
>>2172001
>that image
>>2172004
>he starts sweating profusely
I-I would rather you didn't take my precious baby away from me!
>>2172002
Congratulations Sakuya! You are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>2171980
Nice ears! Do you have a familiar too?
>>2171988
Old habits die hard.
>>2171993
Aw.
>
Bye!
>>2172004
Now own? Are you okay?
>>2172005
Obviously not enough, because my name is Eila BAKA BAKA!
>>2172027
And as always, thanks for playing!
>>2172027
"Thank you for having me and thank you for hosting."
>>2171973
Stranger... I guess that's fine.
>>2172002
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2172034
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>2172032
>mumbles
Wouldn't mind it if you died hard...
>>2172002
Great... she won. Fantastic...
>>2172017
Yeah, today has been a... hard day for me.
>>2172032
But... I just said your name though... it's Eila.
>>2172004
Yes, I am indeed one of Aizawa-sensei's students. You know of him?
>>2172039
>yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssss
>>2172027
Congratulations Sakuya!
>>2172034
Thank you for hosting, flame princess!
>>2172039
>thankinkbasedyuden
>but censoring it
>>2172032
Hey! Stop that! I thought we talked about this!
>>2172034
Thanks for the game!
I keep getting "Error: Name not resolved." when I try to go on 4chan with my laptop.
What do?
>>2172002
Good job.
>>2172039
Then sorry
>>2172037
Well, I don't have anything else to go by, so it will have to!
>>2172052
W-Words hurt.
>
>>2172055
No, you said Elia! Not Eila! BAKA BAKA!
>>2172061
>>2172080
>T-Thanks for hosting.
>>2172063
>I have 3 edits of that same image, that one, an uncensored version, and MAGA hat edit.
>>2172064
T-That's just in my nature!
>>2172066
ipconfig /flushdns
ipconfig /renew
ipconfig /registerdns
in CMD. Should fix it famzilla.
>>2172066
punch it until it starts working
>>2172032
Familiar, nya? I'm just a nekomata! Though I guess you could call me a familiar, nya.
>>2172055
It's only one day though. I hope you feel better soon!
>>2172088
>Tits or GTFO
>>2172088
Post hat
>>2171993
Nice meeting you, Mei-san!
>>2172088
You're not really crying, are you?
>>2172088
It's a habit you should break out of! Who knows when you're gonna do that to a dangerous character!
Anyways, see ya, person!
>>2172088
Well excuse me for saying such a thing.
>>2172096
Yeah... this hasn't been my greatest day.
>>2172024
>Looks at the pictures
>pantyshots everywhere
...Why am I not surprised?
>>2172032
>I can't stop making typos.
I'm perfectly fine, do I look indisposed?
>>2172060
Unfortunately. He claimed to be my teacher and got in my way more than once, qualifying my current state as one of those "quirks". A rather annoying being.
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>>2172082
>Perrine
>Fuckable
>HAHAHAHAHAHA, WORST GIRL IS A SHIT, NOT EILA IS THAT BAD
>>2172034
Thanks for hosting <3
is it shitposting time?
![[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 1410.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/U6ieMBS.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 1410.jpg")
>>2172097
>>2172132
Look at all that engaging plot
>>2172132
eila join side sanye side join no perrier side fight no betray lose go jail ok?
>cody
There should be a game where no anime is allowed
>>2172130
Pretty good, don't you think? It's the purest form of photography.
AND NOW, I ARRIVE! HE WHO'S WAVES OF PURITY CRASH UPON THE SHORES OF DEPRAVITY, LEAVING ONLY JUSTICE IN ITS WAKE!
HE WHO'S LIGHT CAUSES THE DARKNESS OF EVIL TO SHRIVEL INTO DUST, ALLOWING FOR THE FORCE OF GOOD TO FLOURISH ONCE MORE!
YES, IT IS I!
THE GRRRREAAAAT SAIYAMAN!
>He strikes a pose.
GREETINGS!
>>2172165
Technically, I'm not anime.
>>2172034
Thank you for hosting, Mokou.
>mfw shaquille o neal is wrestling
>>2172132
Blondes are my fetish
>gets off
>ejaculates on both of you
>leaves thread through the closed windows
