HG Thread for morons
first
>>2111550
>>2111558
>>2111547
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE DID IT
>>2111554
I c-can kinda control her, so that's all I will ever think about when it comes to accepting her...
You can't be serious about accepting someone who r-ruined my life that was already in ruins.
>>2111566
Its a good thing you're OP
>shoots up the thread
guess who
>>2111541
Not for long
>unzips dick
>>2111566
Created by the biggest moron.
>>2111582
oh my lord
>>2111582
>Tricky
>>2111548
I won't have to throw your shitty and smelly lifeless body far, we're already in the trash where you belong.
>>2111567
>steps out of the way
>>2111498
J-Just a bit...creepy.
>>2111541
WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO IS GOING TO BE MUCH WORSE THAN GESTURES, YOU BAKA!
>>2111579
>Eats bullet
>>2111582
The little drawing was enough to see who is it Tricky.
>>2111582
Oh gee, I sure ain't got a clue.
>>2111559
>is done cleaning up
well don't aim that thing at me, ever!
What are you going to do now?
>>2111582
tricky
>>2111585
morning
>>2111566
How ironic.
>>2111582
>this is american education
>>2111582
>Tricky doesn't adore me
O-ok, I still love you.
http://poal.me/ya15l0
LET'S SPELL CIRNO
>>2111591
Tell me something that I don't know...
http://poal.me/lfhjuq
http://poal.me/lfhjuq
http://poal.me/lfhjuq
>>2111582
>tfw Tricky doesn't put you in the people she admires
kill me familia
>>2111582
>taoism and buddhism
>not Shinto
>>2111594
You seem upset. Why don't you go rest for a while, take a bit of a break?
Now that you're all here..
>walks out of thread
>>2111599
I'm gonna need some different parts! I'll slap on on this baby and make her into a proper Growth Ray!
>>2111582
>Great world religions
>Buddhism
>>2111567
>Incinerates
>>2111577
I'm just saying you could learn a few things from her.
>>2111616
I d-don't want to learn anything from a vulgar serial killer...
>>2111607
LONG LIVE THE CONFEDERACY
>>2111612
>holds down
You're not going anywhere, goddess of the morons.
>>2111606
You still smell even after you shower.
>>2111599
Good morning, Aikawa.
>>2111611
>
>>2111628
...still waiting.
who is best Monogatari girl?
>>2111633
snek
>>2111634
FUCK YOU!
>>2111632
Your books are shit.
>>2111625
W-Whaaa!
>>2111633
SNEK-CHAN
>>2111630
You don't have to do that. Just settle down.
>>2111614
Do you have the parts here? Or do you need me to get something for you?
>>2111629
I woke up somewhere else, did you carry me down?
>>2111585
Do you have any more donuts?
>>2111633
snek>all
>>2111590
>>2111597
>>2111599
>>2111604
>>2111609
Wow, you guys are some ace detectives!
Who /china/ here?
>>2111658
I LOVE CHINA
>>2111643
That problem is related to y-your shitty taste and not my books.
>>2111646
Yeah, uhh, I'm gonna need...
Oh! OH! Got any bottle caps around? A funnel, and... glasses!
>>2111633
Nadeko is pretty cute
>>2111645
Concede defeat and I won't beat on you.
>>2111657
why do you hate me
i thought we were friends
>>2111623
You should, she seems to be better with people, except for the serial killer part, of course.
>>2111644
Stay!
>>2111634
>>2111644
>>2111656
What the hell is wrong with all of you?
>>2111666
Oh no, I've been beaten...
>>2111661
Not everybody is a fan of your freaky obsession with writing gay novels.
>>2111669
what
I don't hate you
>>2111670
B-Better..? How is that even possible..? And I can't talk to her! W-We don't even share memories!
>>2111670
I don't want to!
>>2111684
Then why don't you adore us?
>>2111682
Not everybody is in the target demographic...
>>2111681
Good! I almost had to make a crash landing on your platform of a forehead.
Bang?
>>2111657
>>2111615
>Buddhism
Attendance check.
>>2111690
because I don't have much room to list everybody that I love here
How is this homonculus hatching going, anon?
>>2111646
...I did. Also, I brought you something.
>>2111651
>nods
Yes, I got three. A pink frosted sprinkled donut, a chocolate frosted donut and a blueberry flavored one. Which one do you want?
>>2111700
I am present.
>>2111699
oh, it has two D's?
I included taoism though
>>2111698
Don't you mean dubs?
>>2111696
What is so bad about my forehead?!
>>2111694
So your novels are just gay shit? I knew it.
>>2111685
She doesn't have a problem speaking to them. Maybe with some hypnosis you might be able to talk to her in your dreams.
>>2111689
You have to! Filthy snake lover!
>>2111698
Bang bang, I shot you down.
>>2111700
Present!
>>2111702
It's going great! Look at this! I didn't even have to buy a syringe!
>>2111700
I am here but not for long...I have to finish my manuscript and find an extremely generic girl...
Yee
>>2111700
>>2111700
Bonjour.
>>2111713
I mean bang. Do you want a game or not.
>>2111709
'Tis more about the inclusion of that heathen religion.
>Atlas and P-Body enter the area
"...Aperture Laboratories insists - for the accuracy of this program - that you continue about your business as normal..."
>>2111716
Nooooooooooo!
>>2111723
>Cucko
>>2111723
Where is Cucko?!
>>2111730
No because i wanna host now.
First 36.
Who do you think stopped to like you?
>>2111701
I-I would list you if that was my test.
>>2111717
Bang bang, I hit the ground
>>2111705
All of them.
>>2111714
It's bigger than the rest of your body!
>>2111700
sup.
>>2111715
I never said that...I never in m-my life wrote anything vulgar like that!
My books are about romance! Pure romance! Fueled by my delusions!
>>2111716
That sounds like a dumb idea...I bet she would just call me a flat bitch or something...
Randolph Carter
>>2111739
Mii Swordfighter
>>2111739
Hatsume Mei
>>2111739
Utsutsu
>>2111739
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>2111741
I don't know and i don't give a fuck.
>>2111739
King Dedede
>>2111739
Mononobe no Futo
>>2111739
Takeshita
>>2111739
Atlas and P-Body
Ochako Uraraka
>>2111739
Socrates
>>2111739
Marco
>>2111739
Yung Venuz
>>2111739
Mimi Tachikawa
>>2111739
Sayaka Maizono
>>2111741
Somebody that I used to know...
>>2111739
Bang Banger Gear
>>2111739
Adachi
>>2111748
So...gay shit? I knew I should have went for Gear instead...
>>2111739
Touko Fukawa
>>2111739
Tupac Shakur
>>2111739
Major Ocelot
>>2111739
Mil Muertes
>>2111741
Hartmann.
>>2111142
Oh sorry, missed your post.
Go ahead if you want, but please don't try for too long. When you give up let me know what you were trying to do, I'm curious now.
>>2111163
>>2111188
I used to shitpost Ta-class with my ava, but since everyone complained about it, I ended up just filtering her.
I'd still shitpost Ta-Class if she evades the filter, but she never seems to come here anymore anyways.
Other than that I did post shipgirl satire in the past, that's why I asked if he was a shipgirl.
>>2111739
Squid Kid
>>2111734
Now sit down for about 30 minutes and think of your sisn while I'm not here.
>>2111748
You could do the same.
>brb
>>2111739
Ryoji-kun
>>2111739
Pikachu Libre
>>2111745
Are you sure about that?
>>2111742
Well, I'll be sure to list you next time!
>>2111739
Spike
>>2111739
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>2111733
Uhhh... Okay, ball on legs and pill on legs.
>>2111739
Crimson Babushka
>>2111743
S-Sorry, you okay buddy?
>>2111739
Squid Girl
>>2111774
F-Fine...I will just...go away and let you do what you want...
>>2111785
>Pouts
>>2111745
B-But one is for me and the other is for Aikawa...
>>2111739
Ursula Hartmann
>>2111741
Nepgear, Araragi, Endo, Shorty, KK, Souda, the newfags in general.
http://poal.me/lfhjuq
>>2111663
bottle caps and funnel, here you go!
But I don't have any glasses...
If you're not going to break them, I can borrom some from my mom's room. But you have to promise not to break them!
>>2111705
Oh, thank you. What is it?
>>2111739
Eggman-kun
>>2111798
>Atlas and P-Body look at the you an unimpressed look.
>>2111739
Scanty
I will j-just go and sleep
...not like it matters. Bye.
>>2111741
Cirno
>>2111739
Aikawa
>>2111741
Literally everyone
>>2111739
YEE
>>2111814
I didn't stop liking anyone! Geeeeez!
>>2111739
Maria and harusame
>>2111835
Sleep well Touko.
Yee
>>2111741
No one, everyone loves me and I know it
>>2111769
CAUSE NOW YOUR JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW
>>2111826
What? What's wrong? Is it my hat?
>>2111814
Who're you? Well you won't tell that anyway.
>>2111819
No! The glasses gotta stay together for this one shot! I got this all planned out in my master mind and this time we're gonna get it to work!
>She fires the Shrink Ray at the bottle cap and the funnel and starts tinkering with her Shrink Ray.
>>2111839
Same here pal.
>>2111841
YEE
E
E
>>2111807
Do you mean it!? I'll finally be free of the depressive and insufferable cunt that you are and I can do what I want!? Thank Jesus fucking Christ!
>>2111835
See ya, don't strangle yourself in your sleep.
>>2111791
U-Uhhhh, w-welll...
>>2111810
>Taps all of the donuts with the butt of my gun
>>2111854
Lets be alone together
>>2111814
Tell me who you are and I will tell you why I don't dislike you.
Check it.
>>2111864
Well what?
>>2111848
SOMEBODY
I USED TO KNOW
>>2111849
>Atlas takes off your hat and P-Body looks closely at you.
>>2111876
>Thumbs up
>>2111819
Here--
>>2111864
...
...
That was uncalled for...
>>2111531
>to suspected aikaea
it works on all
it only crops on minimum but saves full screens on other speeds
>>2111741
Too obvious.
>>2111879
Come over here. I want to show you something.
>>2111883
Do you still want them?
>>2111875
(Not them but why not)
>>2111876
I have participated in wars, I have no fear!
>>2111867
Yee.
How did you end up being disliked f/am?
I fucked up and now nobody look at me the same as they used to.
>>2111876
Looks fine, host.
>>2111895
No...y-you can have them...
>>2111895
>stays in place
>pulls out phone
>>2111876
Well i suppose we are good to go.
Let the bloodbath begin!
>>2111876
It's fine.
>>2111882
Oi, give that back 'ere!
>>2111915
>Atlas and P-Body run off
>>2111918
>Atlas puts on the hat
>Atlas and P-Body laugh
>>2111915
Oh boy. This place again.
>>2111876
Give me a moment to analyze my district mates and fellow attendees of this arena, then we may begin.
>>2111909
Hand them over!
>>2111910
I said come over here Forehead-chan!
>>2111908
Attention whore, lewd, all the usual stuff really. I've stopped now but it's too late, the damage has been done.
>>2111915
>hotel games
Rin is turning in her grave.
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>>2111915
What? Youre seriously going in? I told you its not a good idea...
Wait! Don't leave me alone!
>>2111915
You're saying bullshit young girl
>>2111915
Seems we've already begun, the location of this hotel escapes me, nonetheless.
>>2111928
I'm warnin' ya! Gimme back my hat or else I'll beat it offa ya!
>>2111953
Get away from that!
>smacks it into the wall
>>2111741
Kana
but I've done what I could
>>2111852
So they're going to be fine, right?
Alright, be right back.
>goes to his mothers room and takes her glasses
She's on vacation by the way. Here you go.
>>2111883
Huh? What happened?
>>2111915
Stop being a stupid wimp and lets go, it's just a building. What's the worst that can happen?
>>2111953
What the... What even happened? How did I end up in this situation!?
>>2111953
I guess I'm just being paranoid.
>>2111953
Heeeey... This ain't so bad. Maybe this place has gots some good stuffs in it.
I should raid this place once I get outta it.
>>2111915
What?! You can't just deny me entry!
>>2111935
>ignores
>>2111888
the only difference in the speed setting is the speed. If going faster breaks it, then it's interacting with the programs (paint for example) faster than they can react and that causes some actions to be dropped by paint.
You can counteract this by having the other programs react faster, which is done by running it on better hardware. it's a crappy solution, but that's how it is. You got a fast computer?
>>2111953
Go away, Bruce. Some of us try to sleep in the night.
>>2111915
Odd, but I shall ask the owners of this establishment later.
>>2111953
Once again, a mystery no one has "knowledge" of.
>>2111935
>hands eila the donuts, visibly sad
>>2111953
It's way too cold...
>>2111963
I-I got you a donut, but it's all dirty now...I'm sorry...
>>2111963
GREAT! Now I just need something to test this baby on!
>>2111952
>Atlas fires a portal on the ground and the roof and jumps in.
>>2111953
>P-Body wakes up confused
>>2111953
The big storm is coming!
I wanna kiss mokou
>>2111997
What... are the odds...
>>2111997
>Atlas and P-Body hug after surviving
>>2111937
At least people don't straight up call you a bad person unlike me.
That label hurts more than it should.
It's pretty hypocritical from anyone here to call someone else an attention whore and lewd isn't even that bad, we're on a 18+ site for fuck's sakes, anyone who have grown up isn't bothered by nudity.
We can be lone pals together at least.
>>2111976
Forehead-chaaaaaaaaaaaan!
>>2111986
Thanks sucker!
>pockets the goods
>>2111986
Your sadness reflects on me.
>puts his arm on her back and starts walking
Come, let's get new ones. I'll pay.
>>2111997
Ahh, nothing beats listening to the rain while you're bundled up in bed. It would be great of some these assholes would stop screaming. Its not like they're dying or anything..
>>2111997
And many died that day. F.
>>2111992
Heeeeeyyy!! Come on man, that's my Royal crown! I need it to signify my position as King of Dreamland!
>>2111997
Baaaahhhh... I'll just... Hold on here for the night...
>>2111997
I can't hold on! The wind is too strong!
I'm... I'm sorry.
>lets go
>>2111989
How about this glass?
>>2112023
>keeps typing
>>2111808
So, did you think about what you're done?
>>2111953
Stop dancing on poles you filthy dimwitted degenerates!
>>2111997
Finally it's about time I get some room service! Wait what are you doing? That door is for emergency only! You fool you've doomed us all you dumb blind ignorant fool
>>2112031
>P-Body continues to laugh
>>2112011
But what does it mean to truly love this "mokou"? Or do you not love "mokou", and only pursue bodily desires?
>>2111997
Curses! No matter, I live to question another day.
>>2111977
Well it was on my laptop
my desktop I just keep it at whatever it started as
>>2111997
>Cowers under the sheets
There's not place like home...there's no place like home..
>>2112047
No you can NOT!
>>2111997
>>2112039
Can't be glass! That's the one thing this stuff won't work on!
>>2112044
I guess?
>>2112047
>Atlas and P-Body freak out
>>2112047
I take it the filtration system is shot. Its going to be hard for it to get back that 4 star rating
http://poal.me/wcuw01
http://poal.me/wcuw01
http://poal.me/wcuw01
>>2112051
It should start at the lowest speed to ensure that it works on the first attempt. Then you should increase it to how fast you can go by testing it a few times.
It remembers the settings when you close and re-open the tool, so you won't have to reconfigure it on every start.
It should probably go much faster on your desktop.
>>2112029
>F
>>2112025
>walks with him to the donut shop
Which donut flavor do you like the most?
>>2112019
I used to get shit on a ton, but I've moved more toward the literal who title at this point.
I always tell myself that I don't care but that doesn't change the fact that everything that's been said about me is in the back of my head, bugging me.
>>2112047
I'll just... Back out of here slowly...
>>2112048
I'll get'cha back eventually! Just ya wait ya lil pillbody!
>>2112062
And are you going to change your ways?
>>2112075
Ghooooost!
>>2112075
(thanks for hosting)
>>2112075
>Atlas and P-Body look at each other, then put out the cigarette
>>2112086
>Atlas steps out of the loop and gives your hat back with an amused look
Did somebody say, [Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy]?
Two scoops of free ice cream if you bring your waifu. We have (lemon), vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, liqourice, mojito, malted french people, mint, little white chocolate dolphins and "I don't care" (Only available in exchange for secret Nazi tech secrets).
If I missed your ice cream just ask and we'll brew some up right away.
>>2112075
Wh-who was that?! I don't think I want to find out.
>>2112075
>>2112091
No problem Scanty.
>>2112040
>Looks over your shoulder
What is that?
>>2112076
My favorites are the chocolate donuts, they're so soft and tasty. But I didn't try that many yet, so maybe there's one I like even more. How about you?
>>2112061
ohh, then... How about the paper boat I folded earlier?
>>2112110
I'm getting a strange sense of deja vu.
>>2112110
>Atlas and P-Body explode
>>2112115
Huh?
>turns around
>>2112100
I should staple your cheek or stab you with a pen until you learn.
>>2112122
Alright, YEAH! Put it in position! Right in front of the glasses!
>>2112132
>carefully sets it up
ready!
>>2112095
Oh. Thanks.
>Turns around and hugs his hat
OHHHH, HOW I MISSED YOU!
>Quickly puts it back onto his head
