New game.
You'll pay with your lives
Sliver Queen
Punished Cirno
Yukine
Captain Luna
Hatsume Mei
Peashooter
King Dedede
>>2110185
Hiro
>>2110185
Sayaka Maizono
Thank you.
>>2110185
Mononobe no Futo
>>2110177 (Sayaka)
Thou hast mine thanks for such, Lady Sayaka.
>She again bows, smiling
I am Mononobe no Futo, a Taoist hermit and shikaisen.
Jude
Joining my cancerous games for once.
Anubis
Meme Cat
Koyomi Araragi
>>2110185
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>2110185
Armadyl
Parsee
>>2110169
Yes!
>She say, getting on her knees in front of you and grabs your right foot.
>>2110176
She's perfectly fine.
Asellus
Battlewagon
Corvo Attano
Sunnyday Jewmantha
Iceberg-chan
Yukari
>Get triggered baka
Squid Girl
>>2110216
>What's with the immunity at the end, I would have beaten Kaguya
Undead-chan and her Husbando
Freezeman
Camilla's Ass
>>2110216
>smiles and puts her other foot in your lap
See? I know I was mean to you about it before, but you were pretty mean to me too.
Conrad
Tupac Shakur
>>2110232
c-cute!
>>2110228
You tried to grab her as she was ducking. Put two and two together.
Hoshi
R-
Reimu?
Jude Remover Hitler
>>2110223
Thank goodness, thou put some clothes on after strangling me....
>>2110243
Indeed this wouldst be the proper timing.
>>2110223
>>2110216
I hope she is. She was always friendly to me.
Place your bets.
>>2110203
Mononobe no Futo? That's a nice name, very fitting. I'll try to remember it.
Good luck in the game.
>>2110258
Bettink on myself as always ~de geso.
>>2110258
Everything looks fine. Time to win this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8jHkgzQbEc
>>2110266
>gives shrimp
>>2110258
here you go ya frikkin' jew
>>2110259
>>2110258
And likewise to thineself, human.
...'Twould seem we art in the presence of a god. We wouldst do well to step lightly.
>>2110258
I shall bet on myself.
>>2110271
>Eats shrimp.
>>2110258
>doing reasonably sized games
That's a good jew.
*gives shekel*
>>2110235
>She gently grabs her foot, applying pressure to the soles of Reimu's foot with her thumb.
It's not like I have a choice.
>>2110254
But people were not nice to her because of her long chains of replies.
>>2110258
Place bets? Who else would I, The Great King of Dreamland, King Dedede, bet on?
In case yer not the smartest, I'm bettin' on myself.
>>2110258
OY VEY.... SOMETHING IS HAPPENING.
>>2110274
Sometimes, you mortal beings are capable of wise decision. Consider yourself fortunate to have made another.
>>2110258
Come! You now face Anubis of The Old Kingdom!
>>2110258
50$ on Slowkou
>>2110258
Let's get going now.
Good luck combatants!
>Muh edge
>>2110287
A showdown? What show is about to go down?
>>2110287
Oh boy....
>>2110235
Skip to 4:48 to watch you and Marisa fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8MyqYrR_y8
>>2110287
Oh...
>>2110287
I'm sensing another Gummy episode...
>>2110284
I know. But she always asked me how I was doing and if there was something wrong she'd try to get it out of me.
She may not have been liked all too much, but she's a good person.
>>2110287
This isn't going to be good...
>>2110287
ARE YOU READY?!
>>2110288
>As you speak, she appears to pale
...Thine presence are alike that of a shinigami.
>>2110287
>>2110304
Oh, no....
>>2110304
I cannot wait!
Lets get to it already!
>>2110304
I don't think i'm ready for this! But I will try my damnest to win!
>>2110304
For what?!
>>2110304
LETS GET IT STARTED IN HERE.
>>2110304
>>2110304
Do it!
>>2110284
It's not like I'm forcing you... but I guess if you'd rather see it that way... kufufu...
>>2110304
As I shall ever be.
>>2110304
Bang.
>>2110323
>>2110304
Come on now, let's get this show moving. I will like to impress the fair maidens... if possible.
>>2110323
Oh... May luck be on my side.
>>2110323
...!?
>>2110323
WHO WON?!
>>2110323
Oh....this will end badly
>>2110323
What's russian roulette?
>>2110323
>>2110323
I knew it
>>2110323
>>2110323
>click
>>2110306
...The Emperors of the Rising Sun call me a god of death in their ancient tongue. They are partially correct. A fascinating tribe people, but their Emperors claim to be descendants from Eternal One's themself....a pitiful display of blasphemy.
I however am not here to claim your life or that of anyone. Your time on this world will come eventualy. Tommorow, within the next sun cycle or an eternity worth of time. Patience is somethign The Old Kingdom never lacks off
>>2110323
...Is this a trick, Son of the Scroll? I do not appreciate simple mockery!
>>2110323
I...suppose this art essentially these games "down to the essentials".
>>2110339
I hath heard of such a "game". Participants take a weapon and takes turns firing it at themselves, when the weapon has but one cartrige in it. The "loser" art the one who gets unlucky...
>>2110351
...Damn. Congratulations, human.
>>2110351
RIOT!
>>2110351
Huh... that was interesting.
>>2110351
Congrats
>>2110351
Thank you again for the game.
>>2110323
A gun...? I ain't feelin' so hot about this anymore.
>>2110327
Itty bitty squiddie titties.
>>2110351
Well....dammit....
Good job...I guess thanks Jude
>>2110351
....I have no words.
>>2110351
That was the best game ever
I nearly cried due to how passionately this was hosted
>>2110351
..Pathetic.....It seems this mortal escaped her destiny..for now.
>>2110351
That was interesting.
Congrats and thanks for hosting, Bozgor.
>don't ask me what it means, niggas, Jude knows what it means:p
>>2110355
Oh. So that's how you play. Very interesting...
>>2110301
A lot of people here are good but they would rather shitpost.
>>2110317
You know that this is how I am since I am a Youkai.
>>2110374
Don't want me go full hungarian on you.
>>2110354
>She relaxes somewhat, clearing her throat as she makes a visible effort to compose herself
...I had merely...grown worried. A shikaisen, after all, art one whom hath broken free from reincarnation's cycle, and only a spirit of death canst wrest us back upon it....
>>2110378
In this case...all but one of them were ready to kill.
>>2110390
I'm just glad I have excuse for why I lost that fight. I will get them next time though.
>>2110381
If Alma is a shitposter now I can't blame her, after how the community has treated her.
I wanna fuck this frog.
>>2110381
I know, I know. Still, it feels nice...
>smiles pleasantly and spreads out her toes
>>2110390
......Listen carefully, little one. For i shall only repeat it once. You cannot break what has never existed. Take it as you will, mortal. I care little what this means for you.
>when the dead hours hit you like:
>>2110387
Bring it , son. Erdely,roman területén
Post epic songs
>>2110424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBcPxbFyOw8
>>2110419
>>2110424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg26oCWFY-k
>>2110424
https://youtu.be/r8xyokHW9Bk
>>2110424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETTk83qis0w&index=6&list=RDtO1dVPu7860
It's just a coincidence I swear
>>2110396
As opposed to falling to thine demise?
>>2110406
>A chill runs through her, but she remains firm
Perhaps in thine own world, but there art quite the hierarchy set in place for such in mine own, I hast seen too many an administrator and even gods in Gensokyo to doubt otherwise.
...But, as thou hast said, the beliefs of a mortal or 'mortal' dost matter little.
>>2110424
https://youtu.be/ZcoqR9Bwx1Y
>>2110424
The only epic song I have, happens to belong to the greatest super hero in the world... Alkaiser.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf-VjBP3dP4
>>2110397
She's not a shitposter. What I heard is Genos is one of the shitposters that have gone anon, but I can not say for sure.
>>2110402
Idiot.
>She began to dig her nails into the sole of her foot, applying all of her pressure into Reimu's pressure point.
>>2110424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK8gEBVDjQ8
>>2110428
(I actually did not. It actually works out for me that you're a EURO also sorry for being unresponsive.)
>>2110424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hW-MHssUd8
>>2110446
Yep.
>>2110424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GphACo5c0Y0
>>2110461
>i love you , Jude, but 40% of Hungarian teritory belongs to us according to international history. We coming for that ass.
>>2110424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB6sOhQan9Y
"You'll be a hero!" they said... Well, I don't feel like one...
>>2110451
Did you just want to talk about Genos since you mentioned shitposting all of a sudden?
>>2110446
I only know what i know. For aslong time and space existed, this is the truth as given to us by The Father of the Old Kingdom; reïncarnation is a false belief by the more...eastbound gods of the planet i hold dominion over with my brothers. Ours was ancient when they were but children. No soul will escape the judgment that they receive once they have no more use of their mortal shell. How they lived determines if they are allowed paradise or damnation.
>>2110486
>forgets nothing
>>2110424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0JTe_58fFM
>>2110483
No, I am not one to talk about other people. I am just saying what I've heard recently.
>>2110451
>winces and curls her foot
Ow ow!
Hey, don't use your nails! Be gentle!
>>2110486
But Hoshi actually gave me some good points on hosting... A lot of it was blinded by nostalgia goggles, but if you brushed past that he did give some neat advice.
>>2110499
>Mana music
>I'm still waiting for other Mana avas.
Preach it Ippo
>>2110505
E R P
E R P
E R P
>>2110500
Oh, alright then.
>>2110465
Aye, 'tis rather...humiliating, especially when most denizens of where I art from canst fly....
>>2110490
>She pauses, as if cutting herself off from saying something
...If naught else, the ways of Gensokyo are...greatly illogical in regards to anything of the outside world.
>>2110447
>>2110513
Sorry, what does "Erp" mean? Is that like derp?
>>2110529
You have an entire thread for that shit. Just take it there.
>>2110515
How was your day?
>>2110505
You're the one that wanted me to massage your foot.
>She says, slowly beginning to relieve pressure and began to gently rub Reimu's foot with her fingers, making sure not to accidentally stab them with her nails.
>>2110529
>IM NUCLEAR
>IM WILD
>IM BREAKING UP INSIDE
>A HEART OF BROKEN GLASS
>>2110519
You can fly? How's that even possible.... do you have some hidden magic I don't know about?
>>2110529
Oh fuck off
>>2110519
Then your spirit world is doomed to fall apart. The fact that despite it's age it still hasn't confuses me. A plain without natural order and yet it still stands strong
....I very much would like to see HOW for myself one day....If that's possible
>>2110529
EROTIC ROLEPLAY
AAAA
>>2110529
>AHHH!!!
>>2110521
My theme is cooler, though!
>>2110529
Is this some kind of joke?
>>2110546
Don't swear
>>2110529
>>2110513
Is this the path we chose? Or is the path Destiny has forced us on?
>>2110539
DEFIIIIIILED, DEEP INSIDE THE ABANDONED CHIIIIILLLLLLLD
>All these niggers getting triggered by a little lewd
Start posting 2hu porn.
>>2110565
fuck off Parsee/Reimu
>>2110556
knock knock.
>>2110529
>>2110536
It was fine, nothing special really.
You?
>>2110511
You were saying?
>>2110564
I think this is the path Destiny wants us to be on... it's sad.
>>2110565
Ok
>>2110535
Fair enough. Bye!
>>2110539
Your problems are on their way out!
>>2110578
>NIGGA!!
>>2110572
>Implying.
That wasn't even the actual Reimu poster that posted that.
>>2110577
I am doing great. I was going to take a nap but then life happened.
>>2110582
>Your problems are on their way out!
>what does this mean
>>2110545
'Tis among the most basic of magic in our world.
>>2110548
For as long as there art distinction between mankind and youkai, and that the Hakurei Barrier stands, Gensokyo shall remain unaffacted, or so it is said.
>>2110582
>That ass
Beautiful
>>2110592
How the fuck would you know?
>>2110603
Don't encourage autism.
>>2110589
>greatest game never released outside JPN in my opinion. We used to have a Riesz/Lise for a brief period aswell.
>>2110580
I have refused Destiny before, and I shall do it again, Over and over if I must!
ERP > HG
>>2110600
It's BASIC!? Teach me how to fly.
>I may or may not leave
>>2110611
>I want them to come back...
>>2110603
Why do you call yourself the Charm Prince or whatever if you aren't even close to Ringabel or Tamaki's level?
>>2110565
Nah man, it's not that. We've been ignoring it this whole time.
What got us is the fact that she's playing coy and knows exactly what she's doing and chooses to still do it even though there's a place dedicated for this stuff.
There's a time and place for everything. Dead hours isn't the time, nor place.
I ain't triggered, I just don't care. But I can see why people are. It's like circlejerking during dead hours, where all the posts are shipgirls, Touhous, dangans, or some other fourth thing. No one wants that really. I wouldn't want that at least.
Sorry for the description and looking like I'm spazzing out.
>>2110611
Riesz was vertfag
>>2110605
It's called not making implications without confirming them.
>>2110607
What? I can't say her ass looks beautiful?
>Chill, it's just IC my friend.
>>2110613
That's the spirit!
>>2110617
It's a title, nothing more.
>>2110615
That's just like, your opinion man
>>2110603
>>2110607
See, it sends me mixed signals when you say that...
>>2110627
So it means no shit?
>>2110600
''Or so it is said.''
...You will find the truth when it is ment to be revealed to your race, no sooner, no later. For all the differences between the ancient pantheons we serve. Everyone follows their own definition of destiny. The destiny of mortals happens to be the easiest to follow.
In all those years mankind dominated the ground they followed, only the People of the River have earned my respect, they recognized the holy river we gifted to them for what it was. They build towns, cities..empires around it and gave usthe proper respect and worship in return.
Today's humans are..decadent. They imagine themselves as the rulker's of the planet, while in reality, their ambition can be easily shattered into countless pieces....Such a waste of potential
>>2110630
What's going on in he---
Oooh...
>>2110615
Autism = Autism
That's a fact
>>2110630
Touhou is purely for sexual.
>>2110621
I could host if you would like.
>>2110574
Don't even think about making a pun, or I'll ensure it'll be your final one. Who's there?
>>2110616
>>2110622
>Huh, no kidding. I'd ship the hell out of us two. OTP
>>2110630
I don't really care what you do, I was just saying what came to mind
>>2110633
>Basically
>>2110651
Please do
>>2110652
theodore.
>>2110616
>She clears her throat slightly
There art multiple means of acquiring such. Mine own involved study of mine faith. Basic or not, it doth require quite the investment in time to realize.
>>2110638
I prefer mine "simple" ways, though they art likely a far cry even from thine own familiarity. After all, a hermit's life doth not lend itself towards excess....
>>2110630
>Personally I go by a "live and let live" policy. You're not deliberately going out your way to mess with things and such, so I don't have an problems.
>>2110663
>goddammit
>>2110657
Yeah, they told me. They said it was a great game but I never played it
>>2110651
A host would be great.
>>2110627
Let's just hope HG doesn't become another ERP wasteland...
>>2110641
I would suggest coming back in a while...
>>2110643
See Ocelot gets it...
>>2110662
Theodore who?
>>2110641
Me!
Citizens of this place, warriors of the arena, heed my call. Today we march in battle against our hatred enemy The residents of ERP. Many of us will fall in the onslaught, but those who survive, will help us build a better future!
FOR THE EMPIRE! FOR THE GAMES!
>>2110661
Give me like a minute.
>>2110669
Also stop spazzing out boy.
>>2110673
theodore wasn't open, so i had to knock.
>>2110682
ITS TIME TO STOP
>>2110683
Sometimes I just feel the need to.
Also did you get my package? Should be coming today.
I want a double d ava
>>2110641
You came at a great time, Minako-chan.
>>2110682
Starting needless shit again huh, no wonder we're so cancerours
>>2110663
...I will admit, Most likely i will never respect mortality and humanity as a whole, but some individuals have earned my recognition. For they carry but a fraction of the virtue the greatest of the River Kings possessed....The foremost being Ramesses The Second. His deeds were great and his wisdom endless...So much that for the first and only time, i ascended from the Halls of Judgment to personally oversee the...rituals the River People enact to say their farewells to their greatest of rulers...Needless to say, his Judgment was the shortest of them all, and his spirit now enjoys rest in paradise.
I must say, the thought of punishing them for the error of comparing even him to a god was spinning around in my head, but even if i wanted to, i was forbidden my law.
>>2110682
please shut up
you aren't funny
>>2110684
I...
You reaaaaally wanna push my limits, dontcha?
>FIGHT
>*Flowey surrounds you in a friendliness pellet circle.
I'll say it again, and this time, you better listen.
Make one more pun, and I'll kill you.
>>2110682
>>2110694
No I did not get your package and no you don't. We get enough with triggered cirno and other anons.
Also games in here.
>>2110706
>>2110706
>>2110706
>>2110706
>>2110706
>>2110723
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera.
