Batsu Games Reloaded IX
>Please give me 36 tributes
>Keep fillers for the end
>No dupes allowed
>>2109145
Bikko
Masked Dedede
>>2109145
Tupac Shakur
Hatsume Mei
Nymph
>>2109145
Pegboard Nerds
Miku
Himiko Toga
Lan
>>2109145
Mononobe no Futo
>I pick bad times to post
>>2109114 (Kongou)
Popular for what reason? I doth wear mine out of tradition....
>>2109119 (Severa)
Hm...Admittedly, as a hermit mine ways art more of a...solitary, mental focus, but I hath forced mineself to remain awake for some good periods of time before.
>and then some
>>2109134 (Reimu)
...Why wouldst that be?
>>2109145
Parsee
Tiki
Ribbon
Lord Beerus
Eggman-kun
Celes
Link
Pinhead
Corvo Attano
>>2109145
Kongou
>>2109162
I mean, it's not THAT tiresome, but then you meet Fredericks thirteen in a dozen lectures on basic trainign and your mind suddenyl drifts off to something nice. Like a hot, relaxing bath or go out shopping! Or think of that delicious cake Mother makes me every week
>she starts drooling without realising
>>2109145
Doga
Got quiet awful quick.
You favorite waifu
Koyomi Araragi
Grand Knight
>>2109162
Hmm... Can I say fashion trend? hehe
>>2109139
One day you'll thank me for this Nepgi
>>2109142
I suppose so, stabbing can also be fun too though...
Major Ocelot
>>2109161
Why are you back? We were finally getting rid of cancer.
Best Leader
Endo
Pretty calm today.
Squid Girl
>Maybe lower it to 24 ~de geso?
Pete Dunham
Yukine
>>2109180
......Draug?.....
Matsuda
>>2109197
Nah, it's alright. Enter your fillers, if you want.
>>2109162
It's uhh... improper, I guess.
Greed
>>2109196
Beautiful. Thank you.
Iceberg-chan
>>2109196
That first one is pretty spooky, thank ya
I'M ANGRY
>>2109179
>She clears her throat softly
Thou seemst to have...let thine mind wander.
>>2109186
...Fashion?
>>2109208
What couldst be improper about such vestments...?
>>2109208
But what?
>>2109190
Love you too
Sup everyone ?
>>2109219
About what?
Ochako Uraraka
>>2109220
>snaps back to attention
Wha - OH GODS NOW I GOT DROOL ALL OVER MY FAVOURITE SHIRT...This is so embarrasing. daydreaming infront of people.
>>2109228
ABOUT PEOPLE HURTING MY FEELINGS
>>2109202
Hm? Oh, hello. Don't usually go by that....
Dignity
>wake up in time to miss a game
>>2109220
Well, if you've got ones like mine... they uhh... show off certain things that people like.
>>2109233
Ah....sorry to hear that , Anon.
>>2109220
You know... to look good desu.
But this is also a part of our uniform.
>>2109170
Ayy, there she is.
>>2109241
Enter and I'll swap you
>>2109241
Pretty much how I missed the last one
>>2109241
Instead of complaining just enter your tribute.
You might get swapped.
>>2109238
..Don't you remember me?......You...You were one of Mar-Mar's most reliable knights.
...Look closely...
>>2109247
Thank you, Pac
>>2109241
It's a Batsu game so you aren't missing anything of value.
>>2109250
>>2109241
There's a shit ton of fillers right now. Ask someone to get in
>>2109241
>Get home in time to miss a game
>>2109221
It depends on whether there's really a problem with it or not!
>wiggles her feet
>>2109232
It wouldst not be the first time in the past few days I hath seen a young swordswoman do so. Nor art I immune to such, mineself, albiet for...
>
Different reasons.
>>2109248
I suppose there art a visual appeal to them, but...it art strange to think of it being an every-day issue for...'normal' individuals.
>>2109244
...What?
>>2109230
>>2109263
If you didn't make it, just ask the host to swap me out for you. I don't mind ~de geso.
Please check for mistakes and make your swaps.
>>2109266
...What? Young swordswom -
>
Don't tell me my kid did something stupid again. What did she manage to pull of THIS time?
>>2109272
READY!
>>2109255
Of course, Tiki, I don't forget that easily. Gods, if it hasn't felt like ages, however.
>>2109267
Wha-? I don't want to take your spot! You deserve it.
>>2109272
Someone can take my spot if they really want it. Just make sure they're worthy of it ~de geso.
>>2109284
You're on time anyways ~de geso.
>>2109272
Oh hey! I made it.
>>2109272
Looks good.
If you're are a cute anime girl your rp is immediately discredited.
>>2109266
>she gets close and whispers
Armpitsu.
>>2109272
Come on! Let's start it already! I still have to 'Kiss Kiss' a lot of people, well I don't have to it'll be more like 'Slash Slash' this time!
>>2109281
...Two thousand years. I waited two thousand years for Mar-Mar to return to me. I still see him in my dreams, but it is not the same...
....is Mar-Ma...Prince Marth with you? I..would like to see him one final time.
>>2109293
>armpitsu
IM FUCKING DONE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
IM HANGING MYSELF FUCK YOU
>>2109260
Always nice ta see ya too, Ribbon.
>>2109272
I am ready for this!
Lets go!!
>>2109266
Hmm. It's because this is also part of our uniform if I have to repeat...
We kongou class sisters wear these as uniforms~
>>2109272
Looks fine host.
>>2109265
Yes there is a problem!
>>2109300
Screenshot and crop the post
>>2109278
>She manages to tear her eyes away from the fire
The both of us got...mutually distracted by our obsessions while we didst talk.
>>2109293
...What??
>>2109272
Hmh, good luck, youkai.
>>2109307
I hast ne'er heard of such a faith before.
>>2109300
I said I didn't want your spot...
Why didn't you listen to me?
>chokes you
WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN TO ME?
>>2109272
No possible swaps were made. Let's start this.
>>2109300
I wish I could.
>>2109145
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>2109292
What if you're a cute animal girl?
>>2109318
Oh you !
>>2109318
Yee
>>2109317
And so it begins!
>>2109319
STOP
I'M BECOMMING THE EMBODIMENT OF RAGE STOP NOW
>>2109317
>that pinhead event
>>2109317
I bet they're showing this in the TV, so I have to look cool for Stain and Izuku!
>>2109298
Two thou...oh, you're from the future, as well...?
No, I can't remember how, or by who, but I got separated from our forces in a battle, wound up here.
I heard he showed up, said nothing, and instantly won a game before vanishing yesterday, though.
>>2109317
Let's go!
>>2109317
>Pinhead falls face first on a nail
>>2109313
...She has a LOT to learn on how to behave like a lady. Sometimes i wonder if she really is mine!
>>2109317
Here we go.
>>2109311
And what is it?
>>2109313
...just... n-nevermind.
>>2109299
...what.
>>2109306
D'aww.
>>2109317
Another one for my collection. Thank you child.
>>2109340
youmu just hang yourself
>>2109318
Fujiwara no Slowkou.
Rolling:
0: Finish homework
1: Study
2: Fix ultimate sim
3: Fix shekel games
4: Arr pee as Corvo
5: Vidya
6: Shitpost
7: REROLL
8: Circlejerk in steam chat
9: Host
>>2109317
One tribute tries to impress other people which ends in his own demise.
I'll create a new secret board for that cult. Please do not leak.
Bikko knows how to amputate someones arm.
>>2109347
That's Reimu
Fucking non-weebs
>>2109317
...What are you doing?! Stop it!
>>2109333
...Be safe, Mar-Mar...I will never forget you.
..Draug, no matter what happens to me..promise me you'll tell Prince Marth that i live when he has joined the stars among the sky, and that his legacy lives on even in my time...
>>2109350
4chan wants you to be responsible xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>2109313
This is not faith.
But rather our battle uniforms. So we go to war against the abyssals using these apparel
>>2109317
Together we're unstoppable!
>>2109354
It's /lewd/ Youmu you dense oath
>>2109353
Such foul language for such a young lady..Was it needed?
>>2109353
But one of us is actually a girl. I don't get it.
>>2109353
Come on pick it up! I'll stab you in a fun way if you do, but not in a way you would expect it!
>>2109354
No that's Marisa you baka gaijin.
>>2109353
I'm sorry! It slipped out.
>>2109353
But I didn't do anything...yet.
>>2109348
Fujiwara no you kou
>>2109353
Looks like you're going to be stuck in a chair like me kid.
Hardmode: Pick up the ava you roll if its available.
>>2109318
Lady Mokou....
>>2109348
Thou didst not even enter, Lady Kaguya.
>>2109337
>She closes her hand on the fire, snuffing it out
I hath nary a complaint about her, I dost respect her passion in that regard. 'Tis a simple one, and one less...dangerous than mine own.
>>2109340
Thou truly art confusing mineself....
>>2109358
What!? With arms like that, 'tis hardly fitting for war, even I must know!
>>2109353
I apparently know that too.
Someone else rigged herself with bombs but it turns out it wasn't that person.
I'll fix that event as soon as that game is over, Nepgear.
Jesus, what's with all the amputations? Poor Bikko.
Ribbon's real name is Payne.
>>2109372
rollan
>>2109372
Yee
>>2109378
I-I just spilled some water is all!
>>2109378
"Sharing is caring". Yeah. Whatever.
>>2109378
Yes, I totally did it because of that and not to get some blood for you! Oh, you're so handsome with blood all over your side!
I could just look at it all day! Make sure not to waste that much blood! Maybe I'll need it later!
>>2109372
Most of them are taken, rolling anyway
>>2109372
WHERE THE FUCK IS YUNO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2109353
My... My money!!
>>2109375
Don't worry, my cannons do all the job.
>>2109378
You have lost your dignity...
>>2109378
.....Maybe when i truly perish, i will be re-united with the Hero King again.
>>2109372
>tfw i still havn't deleted my audrey folder
>>2109378
Sure... you're just a circle
>>2109382
I miss Sucy
>>2109372
Maria Akizuki get!
>>2109362
Except, it's not... I've only ever been Reimu and I have no idea about whatever beef you have with that person... feel free to not believe me, but it's the truth.
>>2109375
I knew it would've been better to not try and explain it.
>>2109378
Losing another limb won't hurt.
>>2109406
>>2109378
Just, just hold still, this will only take a second.
>>2109355
Of course, Tiki, I'd fully planned to. I've heard from some of that time that his successors have a spirit much like his own.
>>2109322
>>2109325
>>2109375
>I'm unlucky with my timing quite often
>>2109378
Use your imagination, I am not allowed to show how bad this death is.
Greed, I would make the same face if that would happen to me.
And another cheater got caught.
>>2109370
No you.
>>2109375
That is correct. I applaud your astute observation.
>>2109392
Wriggle
Tomoko
:^)
>>2109393
This artist has a lot of avas
http://orig11.deviantart.net/6f61/f/2015/225/7/0/kongou_by_koyorin-d95iadn.jpg
>>2109414
..Chrom...Lucina...Cynthia. They are the heirs of Mar-Mar's legacy and i am proud to call them my friends.
>>2109416
>>2109416
This is what they call a sore loser, right? Hahaha! When I'm finished with you'll have different reasons to feel sore!
>>2109416
Sorry.
>>2109372
No Mokou no roll
>>2109416
At night, I leave Mother Base to go to the casino
Why do we feel nostalgic?
>>2109378
Today, I dost triumph over divinity itself, and become alike mine pr-!
...DAMNATION!
>>2109393
"Cannons"? Ah, those modern weapons....
>>2109408
I truly fail to under-
...
>She grimaces
>>2109418
I wouldst say thou hardly hast room in saying such therefore....
>>2109431
I don't.
>>2109431
Because we like to remind ourselves of the good time.
>>2109431
>Call me nostalgic, but I remember I time when I wasn't
>>2109416
Killed by my own senior. Atleast I can't win my own game now.
Greed, that would be really undignified.
>>2109423
...You saying that removes any suspicions I would've had.
>>2109416
I don't usually like choosing a scapegoat, but she's really not making it a secret.
>>2109438
Glad we changed our minds on that.
>>2109416
Cheating? Mm, what does Taoism say about that?
>looks disappointed
>>2109432
Eh? You okay?
>>2109441
...If i am free to ask, what suspicions? Did these strangers tell half-truths?
>>2109438
I'm still gonna do it you pussies
>>2109416
O-Oi that is not fair!
Why did you do that!
>>2109432
Yes.
Modern weapons!
>>2109438
Why suicide again? It is not the answer!
It is never the answer!
>>2109438
I forgot, but it's okay because I can just talk to them when the game is over!
>>2109416
What a fitting face, Greed.
Araragi got blessed by Cirno. Praise her.
Doga falls for a sick joke.
I don't think it's the fact that she's a girl.
The legend lost. I really hope you will win my game atleast once.
>>2109438
Aaaawwaaa. I'll totally show you my fetish! Back and forth all day, if you want it! You'll just have to keep up!
Make sure not to pass out and stuff like that! This'll a long night!
>>2109446
I mean, any possibility they might've been making any of it up. She seemed trustworthy, though, either way.
>>2109455
. . .
I'm just going to retreat for now.
>>2109432
One who does not enter a race can't be placed. Just because I did not enter does not make me slower than her.
>>2109455
Jeez, I totally wonder which one of us is that. It's not like I'm obviously not a cute one. Just open your eyes! I'm the girl!
>>2109455
It's hopeless.
>>2109468
>>2109455
But I am a Girl...
>>2109472
Not that hopeless...
>>2109455
Greed event holy shit hahaha
>>2109455
I'd really rather not get sick, sorry..
>>2109445
I wouldst never cheat!
>She clears her throat, composing herself
...Why dost I have the feeling it art some form of modern depravity?
>>2109453
I never didst care for such developments. Spells art much more potent.
>>2109461
Aye, but at least she didst make the effort. One couldst make the debate that 'tis thine laziness that doth shine through in this regard.
Ah, well, 'tis not mine own spot to butt in on thine rivalry, I buried mine own hatchet long ago.
>>2109473
モ=夕-
Mode = Evening -
>>2109455
I remember I died a similar death in your game. Always next time. Also, same as Nepgear, I have to fix that event right after the game.
>>2109487
Oh I know exactly what happened between me and Ochaka. It contained a lot of sucking and blood.
>>2109487
Who fucked it up ?
>>2109487
Why...
>>2109495
*Ochako
not enough people screencap events nowadays
>>2109487
>>2109495
Wh-what are you doing here?! Were you watching me sleep?
>>2109487
A giant cat. A terrible drawing. Whatever the hell the third thing is. I would've want to kill them too.
>>2109486
>モ=夕-
Dah.
It's night time here...
>>2109487
Wait... w.. what?
What is that?
>>2109487
craves for -> craves
>>2109482
It's not that bad, really... some people just like arm pits. I don't get it myself, but I tried it once...
If you didn't cheat, then how did you get disqualified?
>>2109487
Not a single slide of peace yet, so this game might take a while.
Even with the help of instant cassettes, they are able to find your favorite waifu.
One tribute gets stung to death by scorpions in the boo box while another one turns into a comfy hawaiian shirt.
>>2109510
Thanks, added it to my notes. Gonna change it right after.
>>2109487
>>2109496
It's not a fuck up, do you want more vampires running around here?
>>2109516
I thought you two were good at this...
>>2109516
are these events inspired by your source material Endo?
>>2109482
I would not call it laziness as it is more of a lack of willingness.
>>2109505
>flicks one of the little canisters on her back
Oh I did much more than just watching you, little Ochako. I couldn't let this opportunity to just get away from me.
I really needed some blood and yours is really cuuuute.
>>2109516
Is this my punishment? I'll take it because at least I'm still alive!
>>2109512
>>2109522
What's the problem with vampires?
>>2109482
We have no magic in our place...
Well to a certain extent..
>>2109525
But that's the definition of laziness
>>2109516
Now I skipped some peace.
I don't think this is a good time to be happy, Greed.
Four other tributes decide to kill themselves by having a bbq inside. Atleast it's not painful.
>>2109524
I would like to add events based on Gaki no Tsukai, but most people don't know the show so I decided against it. Some are based on those Sesame Street images.
>>2109534
>>2109512
...Why wouldst...?
This place art fickle and utter nonsense in it's elimination. Hmph. I hath fallen to mine own demise here on multiple occasions, for however short I hath been here.
>>2109525
...A lack of willingness art the very definition of laziness.
>>2109529
Mayhaps thou hast simply not done sufficient effort in to doing so....
>>2109522
>>2109528
Even I doth fail to see an issue with the vampiric kind.
>>2109460
...His final words to me, before heentered a sleep he'd never wake up from, was:
''We will meet again''
..I want to believe that in the end, he was right. Chrom is not like Prince Marth, but his daughter. I have come to believe her to be his reincarnation.
>>2109534
Don't worry I'm going...for now.
>>2109538
>>2109527
Uhh.. you're gonna burst a blood vessel holding in all that rage like that.
>>2109535
>Sesame Street
nice
how many events you got?
>>2109548
if that stops the pain I'd be glad if that happens
>>2109533
>>2109538
...
I will just take my lack of willingness and go take a nap. Bye bye.
>>2109544
>He nods slowly
Severa said much the same....Well, indirectly, I suppose, but rather with how she described her....
>>2109528
>>2109538
Why do both of you assue I have a problem with them?
>>2109535
Giving everyone the silent treatment, what an ass.
>>2109535
>>2109554
See ya never
>>2109535
Time for the feast. Beerus shows again why he is one of the best tributes.
Link also has a good chance of winning this now.
>>2109549
Around 290 right now and three arena events.
>>2109546
Ah, art thou leaving so soon, Lady Remilia? Very well. I hast seen thine sister here, as well, by the way, she mentioned something that didst make me curious....But no matter, I suppose.
>>2109554
Fare thee well, Lady Kaguya. Mine apologies if I didst cause offense.
>>2109556
Thine wording, primarily.
>>2109526
>>2109516
Y-you took blood from me?! No wonder I was feeling dizzy when I woke up..
And when I get out of this box, you have a world of trouble coming your way!
>>2109552
...that bad, huh? What exactly is it that's got you so upset? You can vent at me onee-san, I won't take offense.
>>2109559
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>>2109559
You can kill eachother without me arround.
>>2109565
What was wrong with it?
>>2109567
>>2109538
>>2109567
I still fail to understand why thou wouldst try so at all....Or how.
>>2109568
Calm thineself, woman.
>>2109340
That's because I find feet attractive. You're basically taunting me!
>>2109559
Or not. What a shame.
>>2109558
>Kissus
>>2109580
kanker
>>2109538
Like I said, I don't really understand it either. It's a part of my outfit though, so I have to keep them smooth.
Anyway, this game looks fun. I might play next time.
>>2109581
>>2109581
You too? What's wrong? You showed your promising side during the feast.
>>2109538
we have cannons that effectively dispatch enemies. So I don't think magic is any of use for us...
>>2109559
I learned my lesson from the past! Not to go to the feast!
>>2109581
.... ugh...
I do not want to do this....
>>2109580
I'm not taunting you, silly...
>>2109535
Sorry guys, I was concentrating on this red liquid gold that one of my BFFs lent me!
>>2109595
That's also the last slide before the winner is announced. Place your bets.
>>2109576
Thine wording was alike that of not desiring such.
>>2109588
Well, as doth I, but still....
>She gulps as if nervous
...I suppose I dost look forward to having a bout with thou again. Hopefully it shalt not be as...one-sided as when I didst first awaken.
>>2109598
But even simple magic that as much as the most simple-minded of fairies art capable of are much greater in power than such....
>>2109595
We're getting there... Y'all can thank me later.
>>2109566
World of trouble? Am I supposed to be scared of one little hero? That's so cuuuute and braaaave!
I bet if Izuku saw us, he would fall in love with you instead of me! Guys dig that bravery!
But no, I won't be scared of one little hero.
>>2109600
>>2109588
>
>>2109595
Congratulations, after doing nothing the entire game.
>>2109606
wow that's fucking autistic
>tfw no one would care if you left
>>2109595
Kongou es una idiota.
>>2109605
Pero no tengo problema con ellos, y yo soy parte vampiro.
>>2109613
Here is your winscreen.
>>2109616
You're so weird.
>>2109613
It is not my fault that I didn't have to do anything to win, but I appreciate your efforts and I have to thank you for hosting.
Excuse me for not being around for the whole round.
>>2109613
Congratulations lady.
Thank you for entertaining us.
>>2109609
H-he would...? He's not in love with you!
He would never fall in love with a villain like you.