ERP Abyssals Docking in /Trash/ edition
Previous Dock
>>2105348
>>2107143
>pets the Kobold
>>2107126
Thank you for establishing this port, sister
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bVS2K45giU
>>2107143
>Take the Kobold's candle
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yPR1PNPqhh
>>2107126
Thank you~
>>2107155
>Heh thought it might be nice
>I left out the part where I said good night though, Gonna type up my reply to you and go to sleep
>>2107184
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SGeagwx2UN
>>2107184
Explain how reproduction works, please.
>>2107172
(Ok)
>>2107154
>
>>2107163
H-hey what you doing with that candle!
>>2107204
Whoza good girl huh?
>>2107171
>It's okay I'm late a lot too it's something I need to work on so don't worry
>Good night Sweet dreams~
I relax as you pet my cheek sighing happily until I remember why I'm here and a large bead of sweat forms on my face as I turn away, I turn back and whisper in your ear "I'm here to defeat the admiral..."
Bed time for Hajime-ssu!! Goodnight, everyone.
>>2107171
'Night night, Oni-chan-ssu~
>She hugged her extra-tight and walked off briskly
>>2107208
Nnnghh~
A-anon dont call me like that! Im not a pet!
>inb4 people like Ragyo, Fuwa, and Sena pick up abyssals
>>2107126
>abyssals
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2107163
YOU NO TAKE CANDLE
>>2107227
Aww poor anon, oh woe thine life be eternal anguish!
>Giggles
>>2107236
>Pulls out knife
Baron calm them tits.
>>2107204
>He tilts his head in a confused manner towards the kobold
Huh, it didn't say kobolds could talk. I'm on a quest to gather 8 kobold candles and 8 gold dust. Do you have anymore of either?
>>2107230
Well are ya still a good girl?
>>2107143
>throws a treat at the doggo
>>2107155
>So I assume that Kowan will be fine, thanks for the help though I much appreciate it <3
>Get ready for some shit heh
>Good night sweet dreams~
"If everyone thinks it's safe then they won't be expecting an attack! We can take over the whole port!" I Strike a heroic pose my chest puffed out "I'll be able to take out the admiral And I'll get to play around after!"
>>2107235
>Implying they already haven't
>>2107236
>stabs your shoulder
>then rubs tum
Calm dowwwwn.
Fuck off Nue
>>2107236
Poor Baron
>>2107246
cmon man, nobody has mentioned him in ages.
can someone play Rinko for a few minutes to get me to bed horny?
>>2107248
Kill yourself
>>2107245
>pushes you off
Get off me civillian!
>>2107239
Never!
>>2107255
I would, but all she told me was 'Harder!'.
>>2107264
The ship girls and strike witches should reunite and rape Baron
>>2107255
Who is this Cream Queen?
Who is this Cream Factory
Who is this Queen Creamery
Who is this Cream Container
Who is this Cream Collector
Who is this Cream Cup
Please say all of these <3
Also good night, hope you have some pleasant dreams~
>>2107209
Hmm? I haven't seen an admiral here though...
(Good night~)
>>2107217
Night night Hajime~!
>>2107227
Never say never!
>>2107236
Reeee~
Evening.
>>2107241
Oh you must be a LARPER, umm Im afraid Im not a candlemaker nor do I keep gold dust on me, so
>she gives you a buisness card of a kobold who could
Happy travels
>>2107242
Yes!
>>2107243
...
>>2107268
Not fucking likely!.....
>>2107263
Poor sod.
>>2107277
Good, I like good girls.
>>2107276
Ohaiyo Kawai.
>>2107282
I'm just a horny boy
>>2107277
>The man frowns as you say LARPER, listening to you while politely taking the business card
Thanks, but I'm just a fresh recruit straight out of Northshire Abbey, not a LARPER.
>The man bows and remains there for a short moment
...I was told the kobolds were small ugly monsters...how odd...
>He turns and finally begins walking away
>>2107287
Just woke up, Miya? Hope you slept well.
>>2107268
Please if those actually could I would have kilked myself at the disgrace.
>>2107271
No. Bad abyssal!
>>2107279
You know I forgot how much of a psychotic yandere you are at times shadowrise
>>2107295
No! bad man!
>She pouts at you.
>>2107255
>mfw
>>2107294
Waking up in the evening?~
I kinda did and kinda didn't. Resetting cycle makes me tired always for several days to come and I've been doing it really frequently lately.
>>2107295
So, Baron, why do you dislike Witches and Ship girls so much?
>>2107264
Baron, eat a snickers.
>Tfw I can't find the gif I made for Snickers.
>It's a bad feel.
>>2107277
>Throws another treat at the doggo
>It is bone shaped this time.
Strike Witches must be purged
>>2107292
Well tell them it's a terrible stereotype!
>>2107285
Being here I thought you'd like the naughty girls.
>>2107316
>Sneaks up behind you.
>Slaps ass.
>>2107323
Good girls, naughty girls. They're all good.
>>2107324
Kuhuhu huhu I do believe you have mistaken me for my lovely daughter~
>>2107311
To clarify, I asked if you'd just wakened, Miya, as opposed to the other way around: where I state that I had just woken up. But... That is quite a shame to hear, really.
>>2107323
>He turn his head and nodded with a smile
I will! It'd be a faster trip if you had the supplies I needed though, but I'll make sure he gets the info.
>His smile slowly faded into a bit more serious look
...Say, you wouldn't be hiding the items I need from me would you? It says I have to slay kobolds but I'm a priest of the light and don't want to harm any soul.
>>2107333
O-Oh, I guess I did... If you see Maria, smack her ass for me.
>>2107316
No.The only thing I am hungry for is vengeance!
>>2107312
The "witches" are naught but teenage girls given military grade augmentations, do you have any idea how much of a waste of potential that is?
And lets just say I do not get on well with the fleetgirls and leave it at that.
>>2107319
Well said civillian, well said
>>2107341
>The turtle had finally found his target, slowly waddling towards Links boot.
>>2107341
>A snail zooms at you at several inches per minute.
Maria's asshole is roomy and is comfortable to live in
>>2107350
>The snail's image uploads several seconds after its arrival.
>>2107349
>>2107350
Nooo!
>>2107352
You...You can live in it?
>>2107333
Sheera > Maria
>>2107341
Oh my~ Spanking Maria is reserved only for punishment sir.
>>2107338
No, I wouldent hide things from anyone!
>>2107330
So why ask me the question anon?
>>2107318
>she trys to resist this despite how insulting it is
... anon... Im not a pet
I shaved my pubes fully today and now have razor burn.
Did I make a mistake?
>>2107361
yes, you'll catch a cold now
>>2107355
>The snail continues to speed at you with its glacial pace.
>It leaves a trail of slime...threateningly.
>>2107335
Well you got my answer there of my state, that's why I missed your initial question, haha.
>>2107355
>The turtle, as quickly as he could, crawled slowly into your boot before waddling backwards. He continued to do so until he would be stopped
>>2107347
>Uses knife pulled out earlier to scrape and write "VENGEANCE" on the Snickers.
>Maria Naruse
>>2107316
// Hey Maria, Basara anon here. I'd love to have an ERP session with you. Can't really do it right now though. Will you be on later today?
baka desu senpai
>>2107360
>Throws three more treats at the doggo
>They have a strong scent of bony deliciousness
>They are Prime Dog Treats, the most expensive treat available for legal purchase.
>>2107301
Your pouting will get you nowhere
>>2107361
Yes.
>>2107356
No zest > maria get it right. Though anyone could be better then maria to be honest.
>>2107366
Maria I'm not going to indulge in your blatent snickers fetish at this point.
>>2107370
Fucking weebs
>>2107367
>Don't erp as Maria anymore, sorry Basara-san.
>>2107360
>The priests face lightens up and he bows again with a warm smile
Sorry for doubting you, Kobold. I'll go see this person on the card you gave me now. Light bless you.
>Runs away spamming Holy Nova while jumping randomly
Fucking zipkikes...
>>2107364
...Ahah. Well, you got me there. But hopefully that passes soon, so you won't be so exhausted.
>>2107374
Just fucking eat it damn it!
>Maria the bitch fucked up from drugs Naruse
>>2107358
Well that's no fun...
>>2107363
I'm prepared today!
>He pulls something out of his pocket and starts sprinkling the contents on the ground around him.
Hah! Try to get me now.
>>2107365
>He walks up and starts petting it.
Y'know, I think that anon from last night might have been pulling my leg. You don't seem like such a bad little guy.
>>2107376
// Aw, okay.
>>2107377
Light bless you too
>>2107373
>she picks up one and eats it
>>2107383
>Yeah sorry, I'd still be happy to just RP and tease a little but actually ERP with her is just not going to happen.
>>2107382
>The snail screeches to a halt from its blistering pace of .00002 mph, and cranes out over the sprinkled stuff.
>Using its lightning-quick wit, the snail pauses in thought for several long minutes, until, with astounding mental agility, it discerns the material to be salt.
>The snail begins to slither around the sprinkled salt, keeping a fair distance as it speeds along, pouring more effort than ever before into its race.
>>2107382
>The turtle stops his assault on your boot, remaining still as you pet it. His head pokes out of his shell a bit more exposing his scaly neck skin
Some of you guys are alright
Don't come to /erp/ tomorrow
>>2107374
Baron is CUTE
>>2107386
>The stranger gently pets the doggo eating his treats.
> He holds a few more in front of her, resting on his palm.
>>2107398
Will we finally get a decent player of a Monogatari character?
>>2107401
even if i would come in here
i wouldnt really erp
Abyssals eh? Undead party boats!
>Laughs
Delicious
>>2107398
Hanekawa baby come on back
>>2107401
There was Shinoa, who played as Senjougahara for a short while.
>>2107401
Never ever
>>2107399
Then you are clearly blind. The great Baron Blade is not cute!
>>2107381
Never!!
Now if you excuse me civillians and whores, I must leave.
>>2107408
im not really in there to begin with
>>2107409
I said decent.
>>2107392
>He looks at the snail, his face in shock and awe.
It's smarter than I though... Shit, what do I do now!?
>>2107395
>He pauses as the turtle extends it's neck, but soon starts petting it again.
Why was I so worried yesterday? You seems like such a friendly little dude.
>>2107417
Mako?
>>2107417
You haven't come back home in such a long time though!
>>2107374
My cuteness will get me anywhere!
>thinking im some erp hane and not some hg hane
>>2107400
>She picks up the ones of his palm and eats them
>>2107418
Love this meme
>>2107422
Sure it will~ Cuteness and a licence gets you everywhere~!
>>2107423
I've been telling you to come home damn it!
Is Dominator here? I have something for her.
>>2107255
>12
NIGGER what were you thinking??
>>2107429
Put on some damn pants
>>2107425
>Pets again
What's your name, doggy?
What are you doing here with no owner?
>>2107419
>Though its intellect exceeds that of a normal snail by leaps and bounds, as this snail continues to circle the sprinkled salt, it finds no path to you.
>Out of desperation, its usual instincts kick in, and it turns to the most direct angle to your boot. The turn could shear it in half, with such stunning celerity, that, after thirty seconds, it faces you.
>The snail charges in, and the salt surrounds it. As the crystals lodge into its flesh, the snail burns, and it would shriek, were it capable of the act.
>With monumental will, it makes it several centimeters toward you, until the bubbling ichor surrounds it, and it curls back in its shell.
>The crystals follow it, reacting to its flesh, as it dies, terrified within its dark home, seeking only to meet with the great Hero of Time.
>You lose 15 karma.
>You gain 15 experience.
>You are now Vilified in Snailton.
>>2107429
i moved out of your ass a long time ago
Cuuuuteee thread~
>>2107434
NO! I'LL DO AS I DAMN WELL WANT TO!
>>2107439
>I only wanted to see if you still remembered that shit.
>>2107390
// Any particular reason you don't ERP anymore? Just curious.
>>2107435
Im not a pet, im as sentient as you!!
who wants a hot dog
fresh out of my ass
boiled fresh
>>2107444
why would i forget?
>>2107449
obviously not
>>2107447
>Fell out of doing it for a while, I may get back into it if I ever feel like properly doing it, but that'll be with a new character and unlikely to happen soon.
>>2107405
Get good at blood borne.
>>2107439
How fucking big can someone's asshole be
>>2107451
But you look like a cute lil' dog.
And you ate dog treats.
>He holds another one in front of her.
Would you like to be a pet?
>>2107453
FUCK
you fiend! I need to sleep
I-I want a hot dog
>Looks away blushing
>>2107453
>scat cat
Not...my fetish...
>>2107419
>The turtle relaxed(?) as you pet him simply remaining still. The turtle made a strange sounding cry and kept still near Link
>>2107456
Favorite Souls/Bloodborne boss, Parsee?
>>2107456
i hit the boss there and stopped playing
>>2107457
why dont you climb in there and take a peek because i gotta go take a leak
>>2107461
>slaps a fresh hot dog on a bun and covers it in ketchup
>>2107462
take a dog
>>2107429
>nipple
Calling the cops.
>>2107459
N-no!! I was just hungry!
>>2107468
>growling noises
>>2107475
Are you sure?
I have a lot more.
Even some fancy meat you can have, but we'd have to go to my home first.
It could be fun!
>>2107469
Remarkable!
>>2107467
Lady Maria and Gehrmen for Bloodborne
The Great Wolf Sif, Gywn Lord of Cinder, Knight Artorios, Mantus, and Nito the Ravelord
>>2107437
(Holy shit, that's dark. I started feeling bad, but then the last bit made me chuckle))
>He stares at the suicidal snail in confusion.
Oh, okay. I guess that solves that problem...
>>2107464
>He pulls his hand back, startled at the strange sound. After a few seconds he relaxes again and laughs.
Crap, why am I so jumpy? It's just a turtle.
>>2107429
Nice no pants...
>>2107479
>pets her head and scratches her behind the ears
shhhhhhhhhh
>>2107469
uh, no u?
>>2107468
You didn't even defeat the boss for the castle. Why are you so bad?
>>2107485
>You need to watch the shinmai burst OVA if you actually think that's good, she essentially created the FUCKING MATRIX.
>>2107486
This render never fails to amaze me.
>>2107487
Link.
>>2107488
I want to see Oni with no pants
>>2107487
(Good, meant to have a little comic fun before bed. Thanks Link.)
>>2107488
I never wear pants, only my dress and stockings.
>>2107490
>Pets the Hane
>>2107490
>cute growling noises and her tail wags
S-stop
>>2107483
No! Im sorry mister but Im not a pet. Thanks for the food but thats where I draw the line.
>>2107495
Heya Parsee. How's it hangin?
>>2107499
(Well get you some good rest. Sleep well, okay?)
>>2107494
S-stop looking!
>>2107487
>The turtles head tilts to the side, looking rather humorous as he did so. The turtle turned slightly causing the side of his shell to face you. His shell looked rather dirty on that side in particular.
>>2107491
I didn't try to
I had like 130k blood echoes and i went back to the hunter's dream
don't yell at me
i-i'll divorce you
>>2107500
>
>>2107501
are you close, little doggie?
>>2107501
Aw, how unfortunate...
> He puts a bag of treats on her lap.
Well, alright then. Maybe another time.
>He starts walking away after waving goodbye
>>2107512
>Provides you with catnip
>Maria Naruse
>>2107516
>She waves back as you leave
>>2107512
C-close to what?
>>2107491
Parsee can I be your waifu if I complete a souls game?
>>2107524
Who's packing nip?
>>2107524
>gets hella high
>>2107526
huh?
close to whaa?
>>2107535
>>2107537
>Throws more
Enjoy.
>>2107537
You asked me if i was close to something-
>>2107541
>Takes nip and slinks back out of thread
>>2107544
>>2107544
No but you just gave me a new idea for a new game.
oh right
since parsee's here
i can post this
>>2107455
// Have you considered RPing as a different girl from the show?
>>2107566
S-save.
>>2107558
Which is?
>>2107566
>3DPD
>>2107571
>I played Mio-sama, then handed her off to someone else to play, Zest-kun for a day now we have someone else whom plays her, and I have a folder for Sheera, but she is quite lacking in images, and also a folder for Lucia... I've played a fair few of them to say the least, only as a little fun at certain points.
>>2107486
I'm the anon from earlier... I'm about to to go sleep can i snuggle with you until we both fall asleep?
>>2107500
I don't wear stockings~
>>2107595
You wear a weapon or propulsion system on your legs, you have no need for anything else on them, baka.
>>2107587
// Ohh. Chisato would definitely be interesting to play. She's an absolute babe, and Basara and her technically already fucked so, lol
>>2107510
>He stares down and spots the dried mud caked on it's back.
Wow, you sure are dirty.
>He starts looking around.
I wonder if there's a pond around here...
(Sorry for the late response, Mr.turtle. I ran to go grab some coffee. I'm still trying to wake up.)
>>2107614
Afureia? Maybe, but in all honesty I don't think I could pull off her character correctly. And have you seen the OVA for Burst yet? because they more then likely did something in the nurse office again~ and I laughed the moment I found out Basara-san is her nephew.
im bored who wants a maga hat
>>2107639
>>2107627
>The turtle stepped in place a few times as you did your thing, his eyes scanning Link idly
(It's aight, I'm just chillin and doing some other nonsense while I relax)
>>2107630
// Yup, hehe~
Yeah they're technically related but that makes it even hotter
Aw, you can do it. She's pretty easy to play, nice and seductive.
If you ever wanna do it, shoot me an email notification at [email protected] so we can do it here together~
>>2107648
top gun hat?
______ is my favorite avatar/poster
>>2107652
I'll keep it in mind, and I find her just unable to be played by me and I don't really see why as I can portray her character off normally but if I were to try as her, it doesn't work. Possibly just my lack of confidence in playing most characters.
>>2107666
// Ah, I get that. You should be not confident in your abilities. You portray Maria perfectly, I'm sure so can do the same for Chisato!
Anyway I've gotta go now, message me via email if you wanna talk. Byye
>>2107663
Lord Dominator.
Still didn't get raped sadly. Need to get to that
>>2107663
Fisto
>tfw fisto is dead
>>2107663
Trixie/Ragyo
>>2107672
Alright, bye Basara-san~ Be sure to practice so you can have that perfect night with Mio-sama~
>>2107663
Innocent boy and Bartender robot
>>2107603
Exactly!
>>2107651
Wait right here, I'll be right back!
>He says before dashing off in a random direction. After a few minutes, he returns with a glass bottle filled to the brim with water. He pops the cork on the top and gives you a quick look.
Okay Mr.turtle. Close your eyes.
>>2107692
Too bad stockings tend to increase the cuteness factor~
>>2107663
Sponty
>>2107699
I think I already have the cuteness factor down~
>>2107699
I need to remake that image... Trying to photoshop using ms paint creates very poor images...
>>2107704
Why don't you want to make it overload~! Makes more then one part of a person melt here.
>>2107704
I can confirm that this ship girl is pure cuteness
>>2107714
People like thigh highs don't they? and realizing the time I should probably go to bed.
>>2107724
>Eating food made me forgot to post turtle picture
>Turtle is shame
>>2107721
Some do some don't, but giving them a slow reveal to it is always a plus~ And I am also in need to head to bed so farewell.
>>2107663
Is anyone here even worth liking?
>>2107663
Bane.
>>2107731
Well! Good night Maria~
>She hugs you.
>>2107734
Not me ;)
Reminder to never trust an Australian, for they are worse than an entire house full of live Jews.
>>2107734
obviously me
>>2107748
Evening, Führer!
>>2107750
Literally who?
>>2107697
Parsee stealthily comes up behind the elf and grabs his ears.
Revenge!
>She begins to violently rub his ears.
>>2107764
exactly
that means i literally have no qualities for you to hate because you do not know me
>>2107724
>>2107728
>He leans down and haphazardly splashes the water on the turtle, watching as the some of the harden mud turns soft and gooey. Dissatisfied with the results, he stands back up and crosses his arms.
Hmm, looks like I should have brought more water...
>Without saying a word, he sprints away in the same direction that he went before.
(Speaking of eating, I think I'm gonna go cook me some breakfast. I'll be back in about an hour)
>>2107758
Evening?
>>2107767
>>2107770
>>2107770
When you are preparing cooking no doubt a meal that's 100% NOT kosher, listen to this, der Führer commands it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydpz1RSPeDs
>>2107768
Absense of things to hate doesn't mean it should be liked.
Holy fuck I'm from /v/ I hate everything as a default.
>>2107770
>The turtle remained in his shell as you splashed water on him, coming out to greet you with a pleased(?) look. He idly stepped on the ground as you dashed away, waiting right where he was for Link to return.
What happened to Mizore?
>>2107777
G-good morning foot anon.
>>2107768
Look at this literal who of a man.
>>2107773
So, last time you were here, I offered... assitance with your sickness.
Offer's still available, if you'd like a little help getting a release.
How are you, by the way?
>>2107639
http://i.4cdn.org/f/cant%20stump.swf
>>2107793
Biting your nails is a bad habit, elf.
>>2107799
Anon, please. iI am a married man. I am only here to remind you degenerates to never trust even greater degenerates.
Again, never trust an Australian, a Jew..or a French person.
>>2107777
>>2107793
>Literally who hane
>>2107821
Fucking sicko.
>>2107813
F-Footpussy....
>>2107801
But my nails are too long. I mean look at them.
>>2107813
It's time to stop.
>>2107821
I-I wasn't thinking about you massaging my feet. W-work was the same.
>>2107832
Use nail clippers, it helps keep your teeth healthier along with your nails being more even.
size test
>literally who
>>2107813
Does this actually exist?
Do people buy this?
>>2107767
>He jumps up in surprise, his face instantly turning bright red as he starts to tremble.
N-No, stop it Parsee.
>>2107778
Do not worry, I won't let you down! I shall listen to it's soothing melody while I'm frying up some bacon.
>>2107789
>He returns, this time with four glass bottle of water. He lays them on the ground and starts popping their tops off.
Okay, Let's see if this does the trick!
>>2107832
Well then I think now is a good time to give you a proper massage, wouldn't you think?
>>2107800
you have no caused me to not be able to close this tab
fuck you
>>2107811
Well...
Does your wife fully satisfy you?
I'm good at all sorts of things.
Surely, you want to indulge a little?
I'm unsure if I want to fuck Link, or have him fuck me.
nobody posts as Isla right?
>>2107852
>The turtle hadn't moved an inch, greeting you with another strange cry. The turtle then hid inside his shell assuming Link would do the same thing as last time
>>2107867
You're welcome shitter.
>>2107893
Literally whom?
>>2107910
good then
ill forever be the literally who who posts as Isla
>>2107923
Suck this dick then
>>2107853
I-I would really like it if it's not to much a trouble.
>>2107845
But Youkai are suppose to have long nails to fit in. Besides, they have their benefits.
>>2107923
Bad niece.
Horrible niece.
>>2107931
Then don't bite them, make sure they're clean too. Elves have a high sense of cleanliness and biting your nails is a dirty habit.
>>2107930
no
>>2107939
i do what i want
>>2107944
Then go shoot up a school or something.
>>2107931
But of course, Parsee, I'm more than happy to give you a foot massage...
>I lift up one of your feet, making sure to be careful of the long nails
>My hands move into position with thumbs eagerly working into the sole
>>2107952
i don't feel like it
>>2107961
I don't believe you.
>>2107944
SUCK
THIS
DICK
>Whips out his 8 inch wang
>>2107973
>boils it
>>2107969
watch me do nothing
fagette
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MqfZAPOKgM
>>2107973
>whips out his soft 11 incher
