/sug/ - Steven Universe General
CN will surely deliver, anytime now Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>tracklist MEGA folder
http://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
>Leaked promos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucDKqtTdnjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmJgSC_-y4
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>The Steven Universe Booru
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>/sug/ flock draw
http://skycow.us/r/su
Here we go
Fuck this shit hiatus.
Drawfags i have a need
If you don't love America, you're wrong.
What if all of /sug/ (/co/ included) was teleported to an arena where they are forced to fight Jasper one at a time? But not to the death, but more of an Ultimate Surrender sort of thing. If someone wins, everyone gets to go home. If they lose, they are dominated by Jasper and sent into a room full of other quartz gems where they are molested 24/7.
Would you enjoy it?
>>2057992
We're back, baby!
>>2058036
>"loving" a country
Pearl a perfect.
>>2058052
I woul not enjoy having my asshole ripped al the way to my ballsack, thank you very much
>>2058071
>>2058064
I'm doubting your love for America.
Are you a communist?
>>2058071
She's a hotdog. If you don't accept that you don't love her.
>>2058085
Capitalism was a mistake!
Do you think sucrose prefers pork chops or hot dogs?
>>2058083
I could love that face,
If I was autistic enough.
>>2058107
Steven Universe was a mistake
>>2058121
Jesus loves me,
This I know.
Cause the Bible
Tells me so.
>>2058155
sure it was
>>2058060
No you're not.
You are experiencing a sort of coma known only as
>"HIATUS"
>>2058125
How can you not love this face?
>>2058121
>>2058171
>CONFIRMED
>ONLY GEM-GRADE JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS AND THE HOPES OF SAFETY FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
>>2058183
So, does that mean that from now on, I'll write," We're on hiatus, baby!"
>>2058188
Because I'm on the outside.
I'm looking in.
I can see through you.
I see your true colors.
Inside, you're ugly.
You're ugly like me.
I can see through you.
I see to the real you.
>>2058192
I want a hotdog now
>>2058221
That would make more sense,
But in this world cancer never sleeps.
That's why I've taken it upon myself to get cancer.
Re-posting my Fics as well as cleaned them up a bit.
http://pastebin.com/3KEZ72Nn
http://pastebin.com/s7AFLB2p
Hope you guys like the fixes i made and feel free to give any criticism
>>2058223
>>2058240
I like you, anon.
:)
>>2058247
>>2058253
Thanks man, i hope my fixes made my writings more easier to read
>>2058247
That picture's so edgy, I have a cut on my broken heart
>>2058240
>cleaned them up a bit.
Nice. I'll be sure to save the new ones.
>>2058264
SHUT UP YOU VASELINE COATED WHORE
>>2058271
It reminds me of when Pearl first dreamed. The first time I saw it I laughed at it for what it was, but the more I see it now the more depressing it really is. Her first dream and the only thing she can think of is being back with Rose.
>>2058285
Don't worry, Pearls a big girl who can put her big girl panties on by herself.
>>2058318
Not quite yet, but she's getting there.
>>2058237
Haha, bitch.
I eat a tablespoon of radioactive waste every morning with my Lucky Charms.
I like the blue ones cause they have an aftertaste of leukemia.
My ole' Caintucky home!
Question time, /sug/.
How do you get Marines out of your sink?
>>2058388
Yeah right, youse.
I know that that retarded thing is in D'iberville in the Magnolia State.
>>2058401
Usually takes a crane
>>2058419
My bad, I meant to post pic related.
9 days
>>2058401
You may be fucked, Marines are amphibious.
what do you do when you're in that mood where nothing makes you happy
>>2058441
You're a retard, anon.
Stop trying to get /sug/'s attention on other things than sadness and lewd pictures
>>2058475
Go to sleep
>>2058475
I shitpost on irrelevant threads such as these.
If you notice, I'm getting into an argument with myself because the spice must flow.
>>2058484
Chow is continuous in the field, anon.
Feel free to eat that expired candy in your MRE at any time.
>>2058475
Music or video games.
>>2058475
Masturbate. If I'm too mopey to be horny, I go out and commit petty (occasionally not so petty) crimes until I feel better.
>>2058482
Alright, I can understand that this is a thread about Steven Universe, but I don't understand why you're being a douche canoe.
I just want to add some variety to this thing because we've beaten the dead horse into glue.
>>2058569
You nasty civilian fuck.
>>2058589
It's a minor hobby. I normally don't get that depressed.
Some of those crimes have amounted to damn near civil services.
>>2058574
>Beaten the dead horse into glue
You fucking newfag, this whole site is the literal definition of autism.
Why the fuck would you come here expecting something new?
>>2058475
Go for a run, blasting fast music and hope to have an arrest while doing it
>fun fact: the more you exercise the stronger your heart gets, chances of an arrest if you're under 50 y/o are somewhat low if you do cardio regularly
The Toon Zone user is likely a fraud, guys
http://www.toonzone.net/forums/threads/cartoon-network-april-2016-premiere-info.5533292/
He's asking for info, and he's probably pulled that "bomb" off TV Guide
>>2058632
Fuck you, dude.
I don't need to take shit from you because I serve my nation, while you probably fap to this smit and live off your mom!
>>2058724
God you're so fucking weird.
You remind me of this bald guy on 3rd deck.
I bet you shut yourself in your room, too.
>>2058773
OH SO YOU LIVE IN THE SAME BARRACKS
ITS FUCKING ON NOW BITCH
Which gem would you kill and eat?
>>2058840
>>2058840
I'd eat out Amethyst
Is Yellow Pearl gonna be the next Peridot?
>>2058967
No
>>2058980
>implying being property isn't my fetish
Lmao someone added onto Wikipedia that "Drop Dead Dad" premieres in April 4th
The episode name is DROP BEAT DAD lmfao rip Greg
>>2059018
>"Drop Me Daddy"
>Greg does pearl 20,000 ft in the air
>>2058967
Steven cucking Yellow Diamond again would be hilarious.
>yfw jasper becomes a meme character
>>2058840
Whatever the four diamonds fused together would be.
>>2059069
Peridot has been memed. Lapis is next. Then Jasper
>>2059069
I wouldn't mind
>>2059069
>Sorely disappointed because they have to give the characters a trait that when first viewed is enjoyable but get's overplayed and lazy as they get more appearances
Please just let Peridot be the only mistake and hopefully these two aren't as bad.
>>2059096
Good luck with that.
>>2059156
Thanks, I won't need it.
I want Sugilite to use me as a personal dildo
>>2059233
Jesus, we have another one
I want Greg to fuck me until I pass out
Hey guys, made a GregXAmethyst short Fic if you guys are interested.
http://pastebin.com/WM1SYCJK
criticism is always welcome so feel free to tell me what you think of it when your done reading.
>>2059279
i fucking love you, sour
Does anyone else miss the deeper Steven voice/laugh, before they realized it was getting too deep and Zach had to force himself into some kind of lame falsetto? Just compare any mid season 1 episode to how he laughs at Peridot's nerd-speak in Too Far. The comfiness of the first season is made up of little things like this.
>>2059388
maybe...
which episodes could you use as an example? wanna see this now to compare
post bloople
>>2059388
A bit. He sounds more like a teenager back then.
But his current voice is more pleasant in my opinion.
>>2059279
LOL HIS DICK IS 7 SOFT EVEN THOUGH HES AN OBESE MIDGET
God I hate this fucking artist when he draws shit like this. Please fuck off with this stupid fucking murdrecock meme. In reality his dick is probably 3-5 inches at fucking most.
>>2059270
>Rose is still in the picture
>That means it's most likely young Ame
Nice, gonna enjoy this later.
>>2059471
It is.
Its young greg and amethyst
>>2059451
fuck off fuckoffpara2 guy
>>2059451
Sounds like somebody's projecting a bit too much.
>>2059451
gtfo
>>2059428
free her
i rewatched the show like yesterday and i can't even find a way to link all those wacky meme shitposts to the actual show
what the fuck is a lappy egg she's been in 5 fucking episodes
Pearl Dating Simulator
http://pearl.x10.bz
Pearl Dating Simulator: Double Trouble
http://pearl2.x10.bz
>>2059507
Autists who want to be sug trash famous and get in the simulator
>>2059507
hello newfag
lappy egg is based on some /freak/ fanfictions in which Lapis is some oviparous being and things get pretty nasty, you're welcome
>>2059507
Lappy eggs are a delicious and nutritious snack
>>2059552
I'm familiar with the story.
What I don't understand is why?
>>2058036
no one love america, out of that fucking country
>>2059537
Someone else click this first.
>>2059507
Shitposting transcends you mortal logic.
>>2059537
>>2059570
me neither, don't try to understand the fandom senpai
fans of this show are nuts to the core
>>2059586
it's a virus made by the KGB don't click it's treason
>>2059537
I swear to god if I get cockblocked by him again Steven's gonna get waterboarded
I wanted Porl not Peridot
>>2059506
fuck you all she needs is pearl
>>2059611
https://twitter.com/mcburnett/status/713922440020238336
>>2059611
>>2059680
He doesn't sound positive.
>>2059680
>Getting debunked this hard
>>2059680
just
>>2059680
Even now ther's stil hope
I will be reunited with my blue waifu soon.
>>2059451
Fuckoffpara2 guy is watermelon anon.
Also I don't see how being fat means he doesn't have a big penis. Are you just insecure about your very small penis?
>>2059685
>>2059737
i've been gone for too long who the fuck is watermelon anon
>>2059736
They're bringing Blue Pearl back? Or is Garnet splitting up again?
>>2059737
>Fuckoffpara2 guy is watermelon anon.
So more and more it seems like we really only have two or three gimmick shitposters who pretend to be twenty or thirty gimmick shitposters.
>>2059737
Actually, I'm pretty sure there was a study that linked childhood obesity with a decrease in penile growth. Not that that really means anything since I could find a correlation between my dick size and the color of a pufferfish's asshole if I tried hard enough.
>>2059737
That 13in dick guy is a hoax. No legit pics exist of that dick.
Do you think this is how Zuke imagined her life ten years ago?
>>2059761
No, I'm referring to best gem. Name starts with an 'L'. Is literal perfection. Wears a cute blue dress. Does water things.
>>2059761
Pfft, i wish Garnet was splitting up again, but that anon meant fucking Lapis.
>>2059772
There's kim, that guy, and the third guy who now recycles our shitposts for /rwbyg/
>>2059789
Oh, sorry. I just wanted to give you benefit of the doubt and assume you didn't have horrendous taste. My bad.
>>2059787
She probably never thought she'd be fortunate enough to get the best job in the universe
>>2059570
Some folks just really like oviposting
>>2059799
>recycling OUR shitposts
Now that is some moldy old shit
>>2059748
>>2059451
I doubt there's anything you like from them or in general.
>>2059680
He's probably doubting it because it's the big PPG week
>>2059680
Don't believe his lies.
>Just bought 12 more dog tag blind bags.
I'll open them when I get home.
If no bomb is confirmed on Monday, buckle up for the longest hiatus ever
Our other hope for now is zap2it, should update tomorrow
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/steven-universe/upcoming-episodes/EP01616432?aid=zap2it
Whats your fetish and how would you feel if amethyst preformed it for you?
>>2059936
>SSBBW
O-Oh my~
Amethyst IS my favorite gem~
It would be heavenly to have her smother me in her blubber~
>>2059680
Just remember that the crew didn't say anything until those dates and titles were leaked for the January Stevenbomb. This is likely Matt deflecting since they usually aren't allowed to say anything until CN starts airing official promos.
>>2059936
I'd rather it be Lapis who bends me over the table and pounds my ass while degrading and emasculating me.
>>2059955
>SSBBW
Super sexy Big beautiful woman?
>>2059970
Super Saiyan Battle Brawlers Wow
>>2059970
No, Super Saiyan.
*shitposts*
>>2059959
They weren't "leaked", CN sent them to the TV guide websites, which means they were ready to start promo-ing them
>>2059970
Super Sized Big Beautiful Woman
So yes c:
>>2059959
>Just remember that the crew didn't say anything until those dates and titles were leaked for the January Stevenbomb
Nothing was leaked.
>>2059988
She could literally do that anytime.
Imagine dating her and having her change her body shape with every date, trying to find the perfect shape that you lust for
>>2059936
Extremely ecstatic and that's all I'll say.
kek, lol
it all means the same thing.....
>>2060019
>mfw dating a 400-pound Amethyst
The bomb will go on as planned.
Believe in me, your true prophet.
>>2060020
Come on anon
What makes your crotch feel so nice?
You can tell us
>>2060045
That's the kind of speech that leads to people blowing up buildings.
>>2060065
Go forth.
You know what must be done.
>>2060083
I'm here. Should I do it? I'm easy to convince.
>>2060103
Lead us into a bright, blazing future.
>>2060103
Do it for the prophet. Do it for Steve Harvey.
>>2060125
>That fish
>>2060048
Not happening.
I will say that I'd like her to sit on my face and bounce while occasionally leaning forward to wrap those puffy lips around my dick, that would be nice too. But that's vanilla, no one wants to hear that.
>>2060125
>filename
>>2060125
Did they shove dentures into that fish's mouth for a photo? That's cruel
>>2060178
greenposting about it
>>2060200
STEVEN!!!
Well, let's hope for some more Pearls...
>>2060103
Wait a second, this is the same exact picture Hot Topic anon posted a few days ago.
You're a fuckin liar.
>>2060157
so basically your fetish is a dark one is from what i can gather.
Also that would be something i would love Amethyst to do with me to
>>2060235
RELEASE WHEN
I WANT MY GEMFUS
I hope Bill Nye voices The Cluster
>>2060200
VALHALLA!
![[Laughter Stops].png](https://i.imgur.com/IPSsmNv.png "[Laughter Stops].png")
>>2059680
And we start out a bit rough, first one was Amethyst.
>>2060238
It is, I posted that last Sunday.
>>2060250
They're out in Hot Topics right now, hoss.
>>2060238
I mean I'm also pretty sure it's dark everywhere in the United States right now, so your discovery ain't exactly Nobel material.
>>2060209
>not greenposting about greenposting
>>2060200
Do it for her.
>>2060286
spolers
>>2060280
>Double
We're gonna be seeing a lot of these, I already have 14 out of 24 dog tags.
>>2060338
desu desu desu desu senpai
>>2060344
>Another double.
You might want to get some snacks.
>>2060408
I want to edit this to anon so I can masturbate to it.
>>2060449
Whats stopping you?
>>2060463
Laziness. I still have to edit that Rose and Lapis picture too.
>>2060447
Weird, it feels like I already pulled this one even though I don't have it checked off in the list...
Zuke has been posting wow streams on Twitter who wants to watch
>>2060501
I don't, but I want to give her views so she'll feel less lonely
>>2060499
And with this dog tag collected, I have all of the Garnet-centric ones.
>>2060408
Hottest SU image to date.
>>2060344
Pearl's pose is hot af.
>>2060501
gib link
>>2060286
>>2060554
Can't post twitch links
https://mobile.twitter.com/laurenzuke/status/713941507099590656
>>2060519
>Double
Yep...
>>2060551
Why bother pointing out the obvious?
>>2060571
now people are going to raid zuke's stream and call her a lardwhale :(
>>2060576
Because my dick needed to hear it.
>>2060576
I like all of these
>>2060571
I'm not sure what I was expecting her to sound like but that is not at all what I expected, she almost sounds drunk
>>2060571
Man she's just kinda talking about personal stuff or sounding sad. or both
>>2060576
>Another double.
I'm just gonna post the other 5 blind bags in one image, this is taking forever.
>>2060600
Fair point.
>>2060598
Translation: "I'm going to call Zuke a lardwhale"
>>2060621
Keep an ear out if she's out of a job, I'm suspecting something
>>2060645
You think? I haven't heard anything indicating that, where did u hear it?
>>2060623
>Only one new.
>Why.jpg
Oh well, at least I can sell the doubles for 3 bucks each.
>>2060645
If CN fired Zuke it's time to get the torches and gasoline
>>2060645
She specifically mentioned having "A really tough job" so i think she's till employed
>>2060691
>someone saved my shitty reaction image
le constanza faec
>>2060735
Ahh good
>>2060628
I dare one of you brave fucks to call her a lardwhale
>>2060691
That would be a terrible idea on their part since so many people like her and her style. CN or not.
>>2060797
guys please don't bully zuke she doesn't like it when you do that
>>2060840
bully zuke as hard as you can
>>2060797
Real talk?
She's probably been called that a million times
>kek
Which one of you newfags is this?
>>2061049
To be fair, Homestuck IS shit.
>>2061049
god damn are we seriously degenerated so bad that were looking at a stream instead of fucking posting about our show?
>>2061049
They can't spell and their name is pepethefrog21, it's either a troll or a 12 year old. Both are equally likely.
>>2061049
>pepethefrog21
>ebin raids
>>2060797
I'm gonna do it!!! JUST DO IT
>>2061123
don't do it fag
Which one of you guys is waterwitch on the booru? I like that you tag everything. I wish Currycunny could be bothered to at least do character tags.
>>2061123
fucking do it faggot
>>2061123
Thanks for the "reply"
Do something actually funny
Like tell her sugar is pregnant
>>2061123
>>2061123
>kim
as if
>>2061123
Hi Kim
>>2061176
yes, do it please
>>2061235
>Kim blank
>>2061260
>>2061207
Why is this hot?
>>2061272
>>2061287
ART
>the only person who went through the trouble to make an account for this decided to stick to low-effort and unrelated humor
c'mon sug you can do better
>>2061272
>>2061260
>>2061235
>>2061295
>>2061287
>>2061295
>>2061144
thanks.
>>2061311
>>2061331
>>2061340
I did it
>>2061176
So I guess for an anxiety- and stress-ridden whale Zuke is actually pretty good at spotting and ignoring trolling. Lame.
>>2061106
>replacing pearl with connie
i hate this artist
>>2061353
good for you
>>2061353
Where are you playing this? Can you give a link?
>>2061353
I came
>>2061367
>https://mobile.twitter.com/laurenzuke/status/713941507099590656
there
