RWBY/RT Trash General #33: Time for Gains Edition
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First for Bunny Gains!
>>2051829
Get back in the hole where you belong
>>2051829
>Implying gains
Sure is /dead/ in here.
>>2052640
That's because the cool people are /asleep/
>>2051853
My dick belongs in Velvet's hole...
>>2052692
But I'm awake.
And I got a boombox.
>>2053309
Woohoo.
So what's it gonna be, senpai?
>>2047528
Rather than invade her privacy, you decide to take a seat in her office.
It doesn't take long for you to transition from the hard plastic chair into her far more comfortable doctor's chair.
Time passes slowly. She could very well be asleep. Maybe you should just go give a quick kno-
You see it.
Out of the corner of your eye, you see it.
A small cabinet labeled [Enlistee Preliminary Medical Exams]
Now the logical side of you says that yeah, someone might have an STI and that'd answer your question of if they exist... But... The less than logical side also says that a woman's measurements are possibly covered in a medical exam... Enlistee would be people you know, right?
It wouldn't hurt to...
[] Take a peek
[] Maintain their privacy
>>2053384
Maintain privacy.
>>2053389
#Nofun
>>2053384
>[] Maintain their privacy
I had to take a course on this kind of shit to get into my program. They take this stuff super seriously, and I wouldn't want the good doctor to get fired because of us.
>>2053384
Take a peak.
We could see if Doc knows about Izzy's secret.
If so, then the value of blackmailing her with it just keeps on going down.
>>2053384
>[] Maintain their privacy
if we want the measurements of any woman, we just take them ourselves.
>>2053404
Do YOU know how to take a woman's measurements?
I mean I do but that's because I had to learn how.
Along with how to properly assist in birthing babies!
[spoiler]It's a serious question though. I don't consider it common knowledge since I specifically had to learn it for an old job.[/spoiler]
>>2053404
Looks like we'll have to borrow Mari's measuring tape (if she gets it).
>>2053419
Then we just ask the Doc first to teach it to us ~
(Although I don't understand why we want to know some measuremernts anyways?)
>>2053451
It's a guy fun thing, anon. Have you never wanted to know a chick's measurements?
>>2053384
> [] Take a peek
We can probably bullshit our way out of trouble if the good doctor catches us. We might not even have to.
>>2053458
Not that much that I would peek into their medical exams.
>>2053384
You decide best to avoid violating anyone's privacy. It's wrong to do that.
You instead do what any young man might do alone in a doctor's office. And start messing with the incredibly expensive medical equipment.
You've got your heartbeat, looked in your ears and even depressed your tongue in the small mirror.
There is a spare doctor's coat hanging on the rack.
[] Wear it, be Doctor Todd.
[] Quit screwing around you moron.
>>2053728
> [] Check on Doc
otherwise
> [] Wear it, be Doctor Todd.
>>2053728
[x] Wear it, be Doctor Todd.
>>2053728
>[] Quit screwing around you moron.
>>2053728
[] Wear it, be Doctor Todd.
Wear it and be todd i think not were Doctor Sexy if anything.
>>2053728
>Quit screwing around
Don't want to wear the coat and then someone comes in
Also, Check on doc or Leave
WaitIng any longer will get us nowhere
>>2053788
Of course we want to wear it if someone comes in. We can introduce ourselves as "Dr. Love".
>>2053813
"If you have trouble undressing infront of your doctor, I can undress too to make you more comfortable."
>>2053813
>suddenly all female soldiers get hypochrondric
>>2053728
You slip into the coat, adjusting it and kinda wishing you had some glasses.
"Y'know... This was really easy... What if the person running penis inspection day just was some guy like me..."
You hear the door open and close.
[] Panic
[] Remove coat
[] Keep coat on
>>2053945
[x] Keep coat on
>>2053945
[] Remove coat
>>2053945
>[] Keep coat on
It's a stupd idea and we can get into trouble, I know. But do it anyway.
>>2053945
>[] Remove coat
I kinda want to end the vote early just to have this be a diceroll.
>>2053945
[x] Remove coat
>yfw Todd always wanted to be a doctor and started stripping to try to pay for Med School
>>2054234
So he was stripping to pay for college
>>2054234
I wonder if his semblance works on medical equipment too.
>>2053945
"Oh. Hey, kid." It's Valentine. Guess she wasn't here. Weird.
"Hey, doc."
She gives you a look. "You didn't sneak in here to get a peek at anything private, did you?"
"Nope." You can say with complete honesty. "I actually had a couple questions about protection."
"Excuse me?"
"Well I was just thinking about y'know... Just how many women I deal with regularly."
"Oh really?" Valentine raises an eyebrow. "And you didn't consider this before you started sleeping around? Didn't you learn anything in school?"
"...No?"
Valentine sighs. "No. Not many of you pretty boys do."
"Oh... So I might have something?"
"I mean... You haven't been messing around with that many girls have you?"
[] Weeeeell
[] No, not that many.
>>2054354
Lynette, Ciel, the Doc, Deery.
That's not really THAT many.
And out of all of them, there's only one I don't trust with her health...
>>2054354
"It's less quantity and more quality I'm worried about."
>>2054354
[x] No, not that many.
>>2054510
[Triggered]
>>2054553
What's the matter, pup?
Pull the trigger.
>>2054354
"Not that many, but I'm concerned one of them might not share my self control."
Valentine responds to that statement by staring.
"I specifically go for nines or above."
"That's preference, not self control."
"I just want to make sure I didn't catch anything."
Valentine rolls her eyes. "Fine, sit." She instructs as she rustles through a drawer, bringing out several vials and a large needle.
"...Won't aura make that really hard to do?"
"You don't need to worry about that. Are you alright with needles?"
[] Yeah (Lie)
[] No
>>2054644
(Lie)?
WE STABBED OUR FUCKING HAND WITH A FUCKING SWORD.
And then Todd is scared of a needle?
>>2054670
1:10 chance.
>>2054644
>[] Yeah
>>2054690
uhm...could you explain?
>>2054708
As much as 10 percent of people suffer from a phobia called Trypanophobia or "fear of needles."
>>2054725
Then shouldn't they be scared shitless of knives? Powertools? Regular tools? Literally anything?
I mean as far as weapons go, needles aren't all that great.
>>2054742
Phobias are not logical, anon.
>>2054644
CYOAnon stop injecting your own phobias into Todd.
>>2054779
Actually, I'm terrified of heights and that's about it.
>>2054644
[2]
"Yeah, I'm fine." You lie as you take a seat.
"Alright, just making sure you don't pass out on me or something."
She gives you a look as she presses on your arm. "Easy enough." She comments.
You close an eye as she uncaps the needle. Why does she need to put a fucking garden hose in your arm? This is bullshit.
It's not like this is the first time you've dealt with needles, but literally why.
"Alright, all finished."
What.
You open your eye, Valentine is wiping your arm with a small cleaning pad.
"I didn't feel anything."
"Well I told you not to worry about it, didn't I?"
[] How did you do that
[] When will I get my results
>>2055068
>[] When will I get my results?
>>2055068
>[] When will I get my results
"How did you do that"?
Seriously Todd?
I bet Dr. Daterape has some experience injecting her patients stuff without them noticing.
>>2055104
Wow. Assumptions.
>>2055068
Results
WHEN?
H
E
N
?
>>2055068
"So when will I know what's up?"
"About two more minutes."
"Wait, really?"
"Yes. Have you never had a blood test before?"
[] Not... Here per se.
[] No
[] Sure I have, but they took days
>>2055297
[x] No.
>>2055297
"Have you never heard of Jesus before?"
EMERGENCY SMOOTH CHANGE OF SUBJECT
>>2055297
>[] No
anyone got the example of Izzy's scar from yesterday?
>>2055425
Tokiko Tsumura
>>2055425
I'm dragging a bit. I think it's time for a break.
I forgot to ask, but since we're on a break, anyone want to make purchases/whatnot in the shop?
>>2055534
dang
have fun? or something like that
and roughly how long will the break be, if you can tell it
>>2055546
I say we at least bring up how much SP we have before we go shopping for anything
>>2055561
...So what you're saying... Is you want... Some kind of page... Perhaps... Listing information pertaining to the story?
>>2055574
Because
'35SP '23JP
>>2055561
33 iirc, but I forgot to make that notepad like I said I was going to.
We have 23 JP. Did check that ~30 minutes ago for myself.
>>2055582
I was close.
>>2055574
Can we see the stats page as well? Hopefully Todd isn't affected by any ailments
>>2055574
Mhm...I think I want the...
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Nope, changed my mind ~
>>2055594
fuck you, I wanted to tease him until he begged!
>>2055594
Lv- 14
Xp- No.
STR: 47
END: 34
SPD: 60
DEX: 90
INT: 43
A-Atk: 42+60*
A-Def: 23+10**
A-Skl: 30
*Adjusted by weapon (Variable effect: Peng)
**Adjusted by armor
Semblance: Yet Undefined (Multitool?)
Ability: Unstoppable Edge, Skeleton Key?, Weight training assist?
Defined: At the cost of aura, user may cut any object or, with a key, unlock things. Rudimentary testing reveals the density of what is being cut and the sharpness of the weapon both affect how much aura is expended.
Skills:
Insight (Basic): Gain helpful information in judging individuals drastically weaker or stronger than yourself.
Distance Running (Basic) - Stamina Boost
Survivalism (Basic) - Decreased discomfort sleeping outside of "normal" circumstances
Charm (Intermediate/Special) - Disposition improvement with females, Disposition improvement with males.
Flexibility (High) - DEX Bonus per level, Bonus to stealth, Bonus to maneuverability
Stripping (MAX) - Additional options in certain scenes
Wrestling (Learner) - Shoulder-throw unlocked, Close Quarters trip unlocked
Knife Use (Basic) - Drawing/Holstering short bladed weapons at high speed without penalty
Sword Use (Basic) - Unlocked 'Helmsplitter'
Providence Use (Basic) - Chance to slow combat to make decisions faster-than-thought.
Oversoul (Basic) - Delimit Aura expenditure for a boost of all statistics
Peng Utility (Basic/Special) - Your bond with Peng has given her insight to your needs in relation to her shapeshifting
Effects:
"Young" Grimm Physiology (Minor) - Sight of emotional disturbance, Innate Battlefury [Further Undefined]
Physiology Adjustment (Medium) - Statistics may change without notice
Psychology Adjustment (Minor) - [Undefined]
>>2055711
So... is Dr. Ylvarius Den taking over during the break...?
Or maybe one of the smaller CYOAs, like Vincent-, PRISM-, or DesertrobotQuest?
Probably will be down for another 2-3 hours. I'm gonna take a nap and then get some food.
Anyone know any fast food that doesn't make you drowsy as fuck?
>>2055952
Jasper's spaghetti
>>2055999
Dub-Trips speak the truth.
>>2055952
Step one is to not overeat. Overeating leads to drowsiness and drowsiness leads to the dark side.
>>2056019
I mean if 20 nuggies is overeating, I'll do it anyway.
>>2056060
What sauce are you gonna get?
>>2055859
I want Todd, Mari and Jasper to meet in a special episode.
>>2056074
That's so suite life of Hannah Montana?
>>2056074
Me too.
Todd explaining Jasper what to do with Smoke, Todd lusting after Mari, Mari flustering Jasper...
it would be perfect.
>>2056074
>The Talking Dead style after show starring J M n T's actors.
>Todd is the actual beta.
>Mari is a NOSEX religious but
>Jasper just got into showbiz for free food
>>2056070
The habanero ranch.
>>2056136
Excellent choice.
>>2055859
I might.
Will the faglord keep going?
Y
N
>>2056246
Depends on which one you are desu.
If you're Dry: Y
If you're not: N
>>2056246
The faglord is me, btw.
>>2056267
Yes I am.
>>2056246
My body is ready
PREVIOUSLY, ON MARIQUEST.
>VISITED DOCTOR ERWIN AIDEN
>ACID TRIPIN WITH A MASK
>TY LOSING TO MOMO
AND NOW.
Rufus : Hey, took you long enough to get here.
Tyria : That was kinda my fault.
Rufus : But you still got here earlier than she did.
Tyria : And I may have snuck past team LIME in the line instead of waiting.
Laurel : Barbarism. Deserved, but still.
You look over to team LIME...
Irving is collecting money and what seems to be stacks of paper from some of the lesser-known students.
Irving : And I expect the rest of your payment within the week, or you will have to pay additional interest.
M : Yeah, what shorty said.
E : He's not that short.
Irving : That's enough chit-chat. You two are behind schedule. Now go.
Laurel : I thought Beth was the LIME's leader.
Tyria : He's more of a manager. She's a... drill sergeant.
Rufus : I'm actually quite impressed by how professional he is about bullying.
Laurel : Aren't you angry at them for doing this to other students? Dontcha wanna help them?
Tyria : Not particularly. I know how well helping went last time for me.
Rufus : Besides, if you care so much, why not do it yourself?
[]Should you say something? Do something? Maybe go get someone?
>>2056422
This is my vote.
>>2056429
I'll need specifics.
Are you gonna pull a Nora and just talk about it but never take action?
>>2056444
Oh. Uh.
Bring it up to the team.
Then get up to go do it regardless. Hopefully they follow.
>>2056422
>go ask Leroy if he would be okay if we beat up his girlfriend's team for bullying
if he is, ask around in ALBM who wants to join the righteous fight.
>>2056422
>Rally as many people from ALBM and MRTL to break IME (L absent)
Marigold : Let's break their legs!
RTL : Huh?
Marigold : Come on! Who's with me?
Laurel : That's a little too much...
Rufus : I'm fine with letting those students solve their own problems.
Tyria : Fine.
Laurel : What?
Tyria : I mean, if it's a two-on-three, I'm game.
Laurel : Then-then I'm in too.
Rufus : Way to give in to the herd mentality.
Marigold : Well Rufus, change your mind?
Rufus : I stand with my decision.
Marigold : Fine, maybe Alban's team will want in on this!
Tyria : Wha- there's already three of us.
You walk over to ALBM.
Marigold : Leroy!
Leroy stands up immediately.
Leroy : YES?!
Marigold : Wanna beat up your girlfriend's team with me?
Leroy : Who?
Marigold : You know, Beth.
Morrie spits out all of the soup in his mouth.
Morrie : I'm sorry, did I hear that right?
Leroy : You're just imagining things. And no. I don't do bullying.
Marigold : Bert, what about you?
Bertilak : Nah, I'm already on Glynda's shit list.
Marigold : Alban, you stopped em once, what about you?
Alban : I would but...
He points to IME. Then the clock.
Oh. you took too long.
Dammit.
Class happens.
And done.
[]What now? Visit some place in town, call someone, go somewhere in the school?
>>2056704
Note that while nothing hapenned, everyone knows of your violent dispositions.
>>2056704
We should get our own bullying manager.
Wherever that lets us investigate the murders or puts us in the position to stop one.
>>2056704
Go back to Dr. Erwin's.
>>2056752
The docks, I guess.
>>2056704
After class is done, you chose to text your team.
[You] : Anyone wanna gather up to train?
[Mini Smalls] : I already made plans for the next couple of hours. I'm free then.
[Lil' Grill] I'm okay with this.
[Ass4dayz] : Ditto.
[You] : Alright then. Don't be late!
You go into town, at the edge between what the maps considers the docks and the commercial district, where Doc's place is.
Doc : Hey kid.
Marigold : Hey, sorry about the lock.
Doc : Don't sweat it. Anything I can help you with?
A. Mind if we talked?
B. Just gonna look around.
C.Find the mask.
D.How much does the mask cost?
E. [LOCKED]
F. [LOCKED]
G. Could you ID pills if I brought them to you, or described them?
>>2056892
C>D>B>A>G
>>2056892
C>D>A>B>G
Now I'm curious about the others.
>>2056892
Lil' Grill is Laurel.
Is Ass4Dayz Tyr?
>>2056892
>Find the mask
Marigold : I'm just gonna look around some more.
Doc : Knock yourself out, kid. Not literally though.
You walk around the store, until you come across the mask from last time.
You get the same odd feeling when you touch it, but nothing immediately happens.
Use semblance?
Y
N
>>2056994
Yes. Marigold made a mental note of her ass at a point in time we skipped over. But it hapenned.
>>2057068
>Y
Let's go have fun with Ichtyosaururs.
>>2057068
OH. WAIT.
Tell the Doc to wake us up before he go-goes...
errm, I mean in time so we are on time for the team training!
>>2057068
Your vision fades...
RWBYgt - CYOA 3 - Chapter S2
You are Ichtiyaar. A Huntsman prowling Menagerie to confirm a Faunus traficking operation,bringing the denizens of this... less than stellar place into the four Kingdoms.
And you've been walking till the sun rose. So that's two hours.
Good thing too, All that walking redirected the blood from that half-chub you got earlier back into your legs.
You'd never live down getting a boner over a corpse. Shit's nasty.
You're at a crossroads on the map you got.
Seems there's four places to go from here. One is marked off with a cross, the other is a small cricled area, the ither is a much larger enclosed circle with different markings, and another area in the shaped of a stretched out "L".
A. Go to the X.
B. Smaller area.
C. Larger area.
D. The "L" shaped area.
>>2057177
>Uhm, go to X?
(What's the mission again?)
>>2057177
D>C>B>A
>>2057191
https://desustorage.org/trash/thread/2014544/#2014544
search for "6043"
>>2057177
You decide to head towards the L-shaped region.
There's a bit of distance to cover. Only 15 minutes if you book it.
What do to until then...
A. Pester CINT.
B. Play some tunes.
C. Talk to CINT.
D.[]Write in.
>>2057296
B>C>A>D
>>2057296
>C. Talk to CINT.
Learn about our eye in the sky. Improve our synergy or something.
>>2057296
C>B>A
>>2057296
B>C>A
Rrrrrev up those friars, because I'm sure hungry for some religion
>>2057296
Ichtiyaar : Hey, CINT. You there?
CINT : Of course I am. Anything come up?
Ichtiyaar : Not really, just wanetd to talk.
CINT : Really? There's really not all that much I can think of...
Ichtiyaar : I mean, we're going to be stuck with each other for a while, might as well get to know each other.
CINT : Are you hitting on me, agent?
A. "No. I just want someone to talk to."
B. "No. I just want to know you better."
C. "Why would you even jump to that conclusion?"
D. "Yes. Yes I am."
E. "Want me to start singing again?"
F. Play Redline Day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbJanCYONrk
>>2057418
B>F>A>C>D>E
>>2057418
"Would I even have a chance?">B>C>D>A>E>F
>>2057418
A>B>C>D>E>F
>>2057418
I mean... Does she have a sexy voice?
Do we know if she cute?
Do she got the booty?
So, I think we should choose a "route" for Toddquest at this point.
We've arrived at the point where we can actually choose (or start working towards with a reasonable exspectation of success) a girl in a romantic sense. I think we should try and agree on something, even though we all probably want different shit.
We're getting dangerously close to the point of leading everyone on, but not actually going for anyone, which will only end up being a shit situation for every party involved.
There seem to be 3 options, Izzy, Mel and Ciel.
I think we should sit down and talk to Izzy, share some secrets we've both been holding back, and clear up the remaining tension between us.
I think we should actually hang out with Mel for once, because we haven't really done that. Get a grasp on our dynamic in a casual situation.
I think we should casually hang out with Ciel for once as well, to get a grasp on that dynamic as well.
Then we should make a choice.
Anyone with me here, or do you guys just want to keep fucking everyone until all our social links break?
She sounds like Grey DeLisle.
>>2057502
>Not Lynnette
Break a woman's heart why don't you.
>>2057502
All quests suffer until the waifu slot is locked down imo
>>2057502
I'm thinking we go for Ciel. Failing that, Mel.
>>2057535
I don't know who that is.
>>2057502
I just want to keep fucking around.
It's ToddQuest after all.I don't want to miss out any fun girls just because we're going after someone for good.
I have Jasper for serious relationships.
>>2057547
That and what would CYOAnon do if we didn't give him the opportunity to break his characters' hearts?
>>2057556
Die slowly over the next half-decade? Drive his truck around?
>>2057556
Find other, more cruel ways to do it.
Probably constantly tease us with "what could have been"s and "if you only had chosen differently"s
>>2057543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT-m0kF165I
>>2057502
If I had to choose I'd go with Izzy; although I'd prefer to put of committing just yet.
>>2057534
Not completely agreed, but if it's not locked down after a certain point it often becomes really bad.
>>2057541
Like I said, I feel like we should have a heart to heart with Izzy first, and should hang out casually once with Mel and Ciel first, and then make a decision. We need to explore their personalities fully until we decide.
>>2057573
I wasn't really showing preference for anyone.
I think a fixed relationship with Izzy could be great, I think that living happily with Ciel would be great, and I think Mel could be very fun.
But we don't know enough about them yet.
>>2057603
We did have a heart-to-heart with Izzy and it made everyone cry.
>>2057502
Izzy still best girl.
>>2057573
But no accent
>>2057418
Ichtiyaar : No. I just want to know you better.
CINT : Oh. Well, that's fair I suppose. Anything in particular?
Ichtiyaar : How'd you end up as my support on this op?
CINT : I can't disclose that. Or anything relevant to the mission about my identity.
Ichtiyaar : Oh. This is going to be an intersting conversation.
CINT : I'm not the one who made the rules.
Ichtiyaar : Well, anything about yourself you can tell me?
CINT : Well... I guess I can talk to you about anything else.
[]What should you ask?
>>2057502
I'm surprised that no one shrieked "MUH KNAIFU" as of yet.
>>2057646
"Do you like pina coladas?"
>>2057576
I mean I can do that now...
>There are characters you haven't even seen yet that I would consider 'romance' options.
>One of which is Mel's mom
>She has a tail.
>>2057647
I don't deserve knaifu, because I wasn't here to stop the steroids.
>>2057646
"How do you look like?"
>>2057617
But another one. She clearly wants to try and better herself, and so should we. Remember the festival?
Everyone gets a second chance anon.
>>2057603
Our last deep conversation with Izzy made her cry in public and promise to be a better person for/to us. I'm still waiting to see how it goes, but she hasn't gone back on it yet like Ciel did with the self-encouragement/self-love stuff.
I think if either can fix themselves they'd be perfect partners, but my preference is to the cinnamon bun.
>>2057647
Because they know so long as Todd keeps Peng they win in the end regardless. She's basically the Lala of the harem. Todd can pick whoever he wants to spend his mortal life with because Peng gets his soul for eternity.
>>2057646
Ask about her hobbies.
>>2057668
>>There are characters you haven't even seen yet that I would consider 'romance' options.
Another reason why I don't want to lock on something.
We just saw the first boss, we're not THAT far into what you planned for us I suppose
btw: Like Pi?
>Question: Was Pi the girl in the showers?
>Question: How many bosses are there?
>>2057646
[x] Ask all the standard first date questions
What kind of movies do you like?
Do you like animals? Not Faunus, actual animals.
Would you prefer unseasoned cooked meat or raw vegetables?
>>2057690
Lala best girl. Through life and death.
>>2057706
>Would you prefer unseasoned cooked meat or raw vegetables?
You must be horribly fun at dates, huh?
>>2057692
There are five bosses and several encounters I would consider boss fights if you trigger then,
>>2057690
>She's basically the Lala of the harem.
Nah, she shows up WAAAYY too often for that
>>2057708
She's up there for me. Not best girl, but best non main-6 or MON.
>>2057668
No matter how tempting it is, romancing someone's mother while her daughter is into you is absolutely fucked, and should be discouraged.
We also wouldn't want team BTCH to develop a grudge against us.
Also, if she chooses to insert herself into the story so late, while we're already being somewhat pushed to make a decision, then it's her own damn fault if she doesn't get any.
>>2057647
Forgot about that. I think it could be possible, but we would need to have a heart to heart with her too. We've talked about philosophy and a bunch of metaphysics, but we should really sit down and talk to her without teasing and all that crap.
We should honestly do that with a bunch of people.
>>2057692
I though Pi was off on the mercenary plotline we're never gonna trigger.
>>2057692
The problem is that we're being pushed to make a decision, otherwise probably some of the "early" option will fall of the wagon and stop being options.
Mel and Ciel both clearly want something more, and both don't like us sleeping around.
If we continue to sleep around and don't reciprocate, I wouldn't be amazed if they'd give up, or would stop being options due to another reason.
>>2057735
Can I yell about how I warned you about self conscious girls? (I told you, dog)
>>2057744
He already said Pi was the dirty blonde in the suit shop and server at the party
>>2057755
Anon, I'd be upset with you if you DIDN'T yell about it
>>2057759
The party was actually a hook for both routes which you could actually change from one to the other.
>>2057668
And so begins our quest to shag all of BTCHs mothers.
>>2057749
The only reason I'm still here anymore is because I like the cute shit CYOA writes once in a blue moon. Dat bandage wrapping, dem ear skritches.
>>2057781
>Got SOMEONE with that
Great success!
>>2057801
But I want to shag the dad.
>>2057810
I mean but most guys with daughters don't want to fuck men, anon.
>>2057781
>tfw Tangerine's mother is dead
>Todd is standing in front of a grave
"A quest...", he gags
"is a quest..."
and starts to dig...
>>2057815
Well actually, it'd be Chloe's mother who is [CANNOT HAVE]
>>2057646
Ichtiyaar : So, do you like Piña coladas?
CINT : That's an odd question to ask. But no. Not really. I prefer Gin. Or just beer if I can't get too shitfaced for the next day.
Ichtiyaar : Huh. Never figured you for a drinker.
CINT : It just comes with the job.
Ichtiyaar : Well, at least now I know you do something besides work. Any hobbies in particular?
CINT : Well, I guess I'm something of an amateur stargazer.
Ichtiyaar : So you just stare at the sky while you contemplate the emptines of life.
CINT : No... why would you make that assumption?
Ichtiyaar : N-no reason.
CINT : Alright, I've answered a couple of your questions, now's my turn.
Ichtiyaar : Really?
CINT : It's only fair. You did want both of us to know each other.
Ichtiyaar : Alright then...
A. Tell about childhood in orphanage.
B. Tell about time at Beacon.
C. Tell about alcohol preferences.
D. Tell about hobbies.
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Should I resume this later?
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>>2057856
C>D>B>A
>Gin
MY KIND OF WOMAN!
>>2057856
Why do we get to decide what to tell?
That's not how you ask questions, woman!
C>D>B>A
>Gin
Alright, nice choi-..
>Stargazer
BEST. GIRL. CONFIRMED.
>>2057856
E: Let her ask the question>B>C>D>A
>>2057856
Let her ask the questions. She didn't just freely give up information without us asking.
>CINT is actually a landwhale smoker/drinker
>Just has a nice voice
>Itchy will NEVER know
>>2057925
>Itchy
New Nickname
>>2057925
Nice try CYOAnon. You can't ruin other CYOA fag's waifus.
>>2057928
...I've been calling him Itchy and Itchygo since his inception.
How have you missed this?
>>2057934
EXCEPT I CAN.
DRYDEN!
MAKE THAT CANON!
[Canned Evil Laughter Intensifies]
>>2057934
>>2057953
pls no
Don't ruin Stargazer ;_;
>>2058022
Oh alright.
>Wanting to stargaze out of the city means literally trekking MILES of terrain covered in MONSTERS
>>2058049
this only shows her determination for amateur astronomy
>mfw I wanna buy her a solar telescope and see her face light up because she doesn't have to leave the city anymore to stargaze
>>2057953
She's actually fairly average by Remnant standards. Hips a bit wider than the average, tits about a B cup.
>>2057856
###
Coin says tell the woman to decide
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Ichtiyaar : You should be the one asking the questions. It's your turn to interrogate.
CINT : Fine then. How about you answer the same questions you asked me.
Ichtiyaar : That's fairly boring. Alright, I guess I'm alright with Gin. But I'm more into Vodka. Fairly bland guy that I am.
CINT : And anything you do in your spare time?
Ichtiyaar : Besides drinking? I mean, I practice with my accordion on the side. And harmonica. And a couple of other instruments gathering dust somewhere in my basement.
CINT : Huh. Really into music, aren't you?
Ichtiyaar : Did I not make that abvious?
CINT : I thought you were just trying to annoy me.
Ichtiyaar : Please. I don't NEED to try.
CINT : Okay then. How's about this for a question. Do you have anyone waiting for you when this is done?
A. That's one question too many.
B. Checking to see if I'm single?
C. No.
D. Yes [Lie]
E. Yes [Cheeky lie to avoid answering]
>>2058049
Well...
We don't know if dust creates the same pollutants that are the cause for that here.
It's possible all you really need is to go to a residential area without streetlights or anything.
>>2058077
>B. Checking to see if I'm single?
>>2058077
B>C>A>E>D
And tell her that it's our turn after that.
>>2058077
B>E>C>D>A
>>2058077
>Hips a bit wider than the average,
o-oh boy..
>tits about a B cup.
oooooooh boy
>gin
>stargazer
Have you've been reading my diary, Dry?
>>2058120
seconded
>>2058077
B>D>C>A>E
>>2058077
>Hips a bit wider than average
Fat faaaaaaaaaaaatty
>>2058161
Are you trying to goad me into drawing her?
Because it won't work.
>>2058077
Ichtiyaar : Oh ho ho. You asking me me if I'm single?
CINT : No. I meant do you have family? Friends?
Ichtiyaar : Wh-why would you even think that I don't have friends?
CINT : It's a thing I see a lot of Hunters do. Trying not to form too many attachments because their job will likely get them killed.
A. No. Altough that's mostly my attitude keeping people away.
B. No. And that's the reason why.
C. Yes I do. Not many tough.
D. That's a bit too personal.
E. No, and that's stupid.
>>2058228
C>A>D>B>E
>>2058228
A>B>E>C>D
>>2058228
>B. No. And that's the reason why.
>>2058228
A>C>B>D>E
>>2058228
Ichtiyaar : No, but that's my attitude doing its thing.
CINT : Hahaha. I bet it would.
Ichtiyaar : Don't make me get my playlist.
CINT : Oh no. Please. Anything but that.
Ichtiyaar : You know, your sarcasm hurts. Alright, now it's-
You hear a gunshot in the distance.
You instinctively jump into one of the trees. The foliage and leaves should hide you from the shooter.
After looking around a bit, your attention is brought to a small valley with a mountain wall closing it off. There a a few makeshift shed things with some barrels lying around. There's something lying on the ground there...oh. That's a corpse.
Looks like the Faunus shot one of their own. You look closer...
CINT : They made a kid pull the trigger on one of their own!?
Ichtiyaar : Looks like it.
You note that there is a hole in the rocky wall. About where the junction on the "L" on the map is.
A. Stay here. Observe until they go away.
B. Put on the raintcoat of theirs with your helmet and try to sneak in then. Keeping a safe distance.
C. Same as B, but use the balaclave thing instead (what they had).
D. Try sneaking around the side.
E. Just go in and kill them.
F Ask CINT for advice.
>>2058403
C>B>A>E>D>F
>>2058403
B>C>A>E>D>F
>>2058403
A>D>E>B>C>F
Slow and Steady wins the race.
[spoiler]Or gets sunken by a qt trap, whatever.[/spoiler]
>>2058403
A>f>the rest
>>2058403
To those who don't know what a balaclava is, it's just a ski mask. This one with only eye holes.
>>2058403
You decide to sit in the tree until they go away.
This takes a while, so you turn on some tunes.
~Yeah, hey
When you wish upon a star
Dreams will take you very far, yeah
When you wish upon a dream
Life ain't always what it seems, oh yeah
Once you see your light so clear
In the sky so very dear~
CINT : You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Ichtiyaar : Damn right I am.
After they've returned to their posts, you start to move towards the encampment.
The corpse has been removed...
Where should you go?
A. The smaller shack with no windows.
B. The larger shack with no windows.
C. The Largest shack with window.
D. The cave thing.
>>2058643
A>C>B>D
It's easier to maintain overview and control over situations in small spaces
>>2058643
>No corpse to sodomize
Itchy fails again to get his nut on.
>>2058643
B>A>C>D
>>2058678
He'll have phone sex with CINT tonight.
by the way, if Ich masturbates and CINT has to hear it because of her job...is that some form of rape?
>>2058643
B>C>A>D
>>2058694
>Has to hear it
She can take her headphones off. I did it all the time when I was handling certain calls.
>>2058708
I assumed she wasn't allowed to do that because she always complains about our music
>>2058694
Why haven't we asked if we can call CINT Cindy yet?
I feel that is a failure on our part.
(Also Dry, are you cool if I take over once Semblanceback ends?)
>>2058708
>She doesn't take them off.
>Starts fingering herself
>They both fiddle themselves to the sound of each other's moans.
>>2058720
Yeah, I actually have to head out in like 20 minutes.
>>2058720
Seconding Cindy
>>2058723
>mfw
>>2058723
Masturbating to someone committing necrophilia live.
That's pretty niche you know.
>>2058723
>"Hey, CINT... Can you give me like... Twenty minutes of privacy?"
>"Fine."
>She doesn't remove her headphones, but turns off her mic
>Diddles herself to Itchy beating it
>"Oh... Man my handler's got such a sweet ass..."
>"Hey!"
>"Woah! Privacy!"
>>2058643
You decide to head to the larger shack with no windows.
It has a standard door on the side, and two larger gates on the face you couldn't see earlier.
You go in through the door...
Only to find a room with only a single lamp as the lightsource.
You can make out what looks to be an amphibious all-terrain vehicle with a closed top.
??? : Hey, 'bout time you showed up. Kept me waiting to switch shifts.
You were smart enough to put on the raincoat over yourself. Whoever it was that spoke to you has yet to see your face (or sick looking helmet), and if they have a decent nose, the rain should've mucked that up too.
A. Say "Alright"
B. Just mutter "Mhmh"
C. Say nothing.
D. Kill him quickly and quietly.
You didn't see /anything/.
>>2058839
I don't think we need any items; and we can hold off on skills and synthing for a while; this is mostly social stuff.
>>2058839
>[] Yeah, why?
>Deleted
You can't run
>>2058829
B>D>C>A
>>2058839
[x] Yeah, why?
>>2058859
Yeah right.
>>2058839
Nigga, what are you playin here?
Trying to hide the fact that you're taking over for me?
>>2058829
>>2058839
F-F-Fight Fight Fight!
kiss, Intense Make-Out, HARDCORE KINKY AND MESSY SEX!!
>>2058829
D>B>C>A
>>2058839
>Yeah, why?
>>2058881
I was just writing it up and clicked post by mistake.
>>2058885
God damnit, stop trying to ship me and Dryden. That's masturbation at best.
>>2058829
D>A>B>C
>>2058885
Keep dreamin' bby.
>>2058829
You focus on your stomach, and spit out your acid attack.
This one's your strongest, so it instanly blinds him and burns his vocal chords, seeing as part of it got in his throat.
He can't scream for help. Even if he wanted to.
You then quickly take out one of your swords from its bulky sheath and cut his head off.
Well, looks like you'll need to use a more aura expensive method to dispose of this one.
You stab the weapon (which isn't really all that great for stabbing given the curve of the sword and the wide end) into the chest, and suffuse the body with your aura.
Now it crumbles away, and you sweep all of the powder into the dumpster nearby.
Who the fuck keeps a dumpster in a garage? Oh well. Whatever.
There's so much shit in there, you'd be impressed rather than angry if they found it.
You look around and take what seems to be a more detailed map. There's an outpost you can get to that says "exchange point"
A.Go on foot
B. Use the AATV.
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To be continued...?
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>>2058934
Go ahead now senpai.
Looks like people were getting tired of mine anyway.
Naaaaaptime.
>>2059062
SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE ORDERED A STUPID-LOOKING BOSS!
>>2058934
> stop trying to ship me and Dryden
You mean, succeeding?
You guys get closer every day. You get more bold with your tried to seize Dryden's time, and Dryden gets a bit louder each time.
A few weeks ago, he would've said "oh no, go on, I wanted to go to sleep anyway" and look what he does now...>>2058881
Calling you out, protesting against what you're trying to do to him.
Just a bit more, and you'll clash against one-another and it will be absolutely marvellous!
>>2059062
>on foot
>>2059062
A>B
