Here is your new thread.
>>2049469
Oh great, just what I needed. As if there weren't enough perverts around here to begin with...
>>2049441
I can't even do anything there...
>>2049459
There isn't anything to understand
>>2049469
whoops... well it was just a chicken anyway
>Fuck my Girlfriend
>she was a hologram this whole time
FUCK YOU SOPHISTO REEEEEEEEE.
>>2049446 (Soleil)
...Thine life story, apparently.
>She laughs softly, lowering the sleeve to return to her typical "neutral" position.
Thou certainly art a passionate sort.
>>2049449 (Yurei)
Ah, I see. 'Tis my luck, I suppose....
>>2049468 (Milly & Meryl)
Ah, I see. Fare ye well, then, humans.
>She smiles, and bows deeply
>>2049469
There's bound to be an encrypted message that can be decyphered in this static...it might lead to another clue to get this all over with.
>>2049411
I am unsure.
Perhaps I will find out soon enough.
Tell me, Utsutsu-chan, do you have a soulmate?
>>2049427
>He holds his hands out in an awkward position thanks to the hug, before wrapping his arms around you
Oh...yeah, it's..it's nice to meet you again, Minako-chan.
I hope we'll get along.
>>2049469
Yeah I'm just gonna... Not deal with that...
>>2049484
>Milly waves.
"You too!"
>The two of them walk off.
>>2049484
That's right! Cute girls are my life. Nothing makes me happier than smiles, and more specifically, cute smiles, on girl's faces!
>>2049468
What's a gun?
Is that what you call those impractical clubs?
>>2049484
You don't have very good luck... do you?
Let this sink in
>>2049459
Good evening, Asuka
.
>>2049500
>lets this sink in
>>2049497
"Hmmm... how to explain it..."
Do you have cannons in your world?
>>2049500
>doesn't let this sink in
>>2049483
>>2049481
That giant chicken you nearly killed had a hard life. You could learn a lot from him.
>>2049500
What? Why is this happening!?
>>2049502
As lively as ever... How have you been? Still taking your medication? Your gummy vitamins?
>>2049511
AAAAAAH....
I can't stay mad at you, coolphisto...
>>2049492
M-Me?
>a face comes to mind as she blushes
...
I don't think so...
>>2049509
Nope. It sounds pretty scary, though!
>>2049497
Well, with enthusiasm such as thine own, I wouldst expect that thou hath no shortage of such.
>>2049498
Well, in this case I doth suppose 'tis more alike mine refusal to change.
>She shrugs slightly
>>2049516
Think of it like a bow and arrow, then, but much more deadly.
>>2049482
You know, I went back and reread what it was that I said that triggered you to say what you said. ONE FUCKING MISTAKE! YES, PLEASE TELL ME HOW SHIT I AM WITH MY GRAMMAR OVER ONE GODDAMN MISTAKE!
Does it make you feel good to be the grammar Nazi for once? Does it send tingles down your spin to know that you fixed one little mistake on someone's post? Does it make you feel like you aren't a worthless piece of shit to point out a little error like that? Is there no please shitlords like you when it comes to slip ups? I don't think so. I don't know about you, but I sure as hell am feeling a bit better know that somewhere in this fucking universe someone is willing to point out some bullshit. Thank you, whoever you are. Thank you for using me for target practice.
>>2049519
No, i'm talking about luck in general. You seem to be a person without that much luck.
>>2049500
crap
>>2049512
That's crap. I've probably had a harder death.
>>2049512
What are gummy vitamins?
>>2049524
So, like... It shoots a bigger arrow? Like a ballista?
>>2049519
You'd be surprised...
I have to work really hard to get girl's attention, and the guys just get it, no problem! It's so frustrating!
>>2049492
I hope we'll get along just fine, I hope...it would put me into quite the despair if we couldn't for some reason.
>Pulls from the hug and reaches down, grabbing his hand
I hope you don't mind.
Three left.
>>2049527
That poor chicken can not catch a break...
>>2049530
So you died, but did you ever really live? Do you have a fulfilling not-life now?
>>2049540
That part was just a joke. I should have known it was a fruitless endeavor... Just don't go turning to mush on me...
>>2049500
Excuse me Sir, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ?
>>2049543
Not quite... It really is hard to explain.
"Meryl, I think we should head back soon. It's getting late."
Maybe you're right. Sorry about this, miss, but I'm afraid we'll have to leave.
>>2049549
Debt again? Am I gambling in my sleep or something? Sleep gambling?
>>2049529
Well, I hath won a game already within mine first few days here, and attained second against Lady Mokou just earlier.
>>2049543
Hm...a shame, to be certain.
>>2049551
I don't remember if I ever really lived back then. I guess it's been good now.
>Italian boss
>your attacks cannoli do so much
>>2049563
>>2049556
Oh, it's fine.
I'm tired, myself. Oh, my name is Soleil, by the way.
>>2049560
For sure.
>Yawn
I think I'll turn in for the night...
Goodnight, then!
>>2049566
"So long Miss Soleil! Sleep well!"
>The two head off.
>>2049551
...All right.
I have to go. Goodnight Asuka.
>>2049527
No pleasing*
>>2049560
I guess that counts for something... but you still don't seem very lucky to me.
Here it is
>>2049578
Eh, I'm indifferent about it now.
>>2049583
>eats strawberry
>>2049576
Have a good rest on your hospital bed, Ayanami.
>>2049583
I guess that means I died. Congratulations to the winner. Thanks for doing the hosting thing, sharkteeth.
>>2049566
Ah, is that so? Fare thee well, then, Soleil, best pf luck to thou in thine 'quest'. If naught else, thine enthusiasm has certainly brought a smile to my own face.
>>2049579
Well, beyond this place I hath precious little need for luck....
>>2049563
>German boss
>they did nazi that attack coming
>>2049583
I'm happy we could sort that out
And your placements. Hopefully next time I host for you people it'll be with my new code. Until then, please don't make me host. It makes me feel bad.
>>2049586
Thanks for hosting...! Congratulations and all...
>>2049583
A C T R E S S E S
>>2049563
>ice level boss
>"You need to cool off!"
>>2049515
>He notices but doesn't bring any attention to it
..Is that so? I highly doubt someone like you could be without a lover.
>>2049547
I don't see any reason why we wouldn't, that really would be strange, wouldn't it?
>>2049589
That's stupid to hear, no matter where you go, luck it always important.
>>2049600
>not posting arnold freeze pic
heresy
Sup
>>2049595
Thank you for giving me this experience.
It surely was strange, but it was fun!
>>2049600
>>2049592
>>2049590
>Ice boss
>"I'm not a baka!"
>>2049588
>>2049597
Yeah, you're welcome.
>>2049586
>>2049595
Congratulations...edible.
Many thanks for having us, human.
>>2049602
Well, I shouldst clarify that mine ability to manipulate feng shui doth circumvent such needs, typically.
>>2049609
>>2049600
>Ice Boss
>see pic
>>2049614
Wait a minute? You can do that!? How?
>>2049616
>Beetle boss
>Calls you a pendejo
>>2049595
>sorry...and thanks for hosting!
>>2049601
...
T-There is someone I hold very close to my heart. But I haven't told them about it yet...
also: pun mr freeze ava when?
it would be so good
>>2049621
>She shrugs faintly, smirking
'Twere something I hath always had.
>>2049601
Hey Ryoji-kun? I think I'm gonna go to sleep now...I can barely keep my eyes open. I know you can handle yourself, but don't try to get yourself into too much trouble around here. I hope to see you later.
>>2049626
>>2049616
>>2049609
>Squid boss ~de geso
>"enough squidding around ~de geso"
>>2049637
But how do you do it though? Some kind of magic spell.
>>2049634
correction: it would be so cool
>>2049644
Rather, pure inner focus and force of will!
>>2049631
There's not reason to be sorry. You did noting wrong.
>>2049631
You should tell them! It's not good to keep those feelings bottled up, I think..
>>2049639
Is that so? Well, I hope to see you again too, Minako-chan.
I'll be waiting for you.
>>2049626
>>2049616
>>2049609
>>2049641
>final boss
>HG DIES WHEN I DIE
>>2049647
motherfucker
>>2049652
Ah, sounds like something Taishang would do.
>>2049660
>post game ERP boss
> ">chuckles"
>Broods
>>2049677
>throws brick
>>2049586
Hey, looky at who didn't win.
>>2049682
>"thanks for hosting mate"
>>2049656
You...You really think so?
...
They're always so nice to me...it would be rude not to tell them about something like this. You're right. I'll tell them next time I see them...
>she looks at her feet, swallows, and then looks up at him again, with determination in her eyes
Thank you again. I hope everything goes well between you and Minako.
>>2049686
A real tragedy, right? I should have had that one. That strawberry lucked out big time.
I'm gonna shoot up the Hidden Leaf village
>>2049686
It's not my fault fruit won. I personally wanted Asuka to win. She's top tier waifu.
>>2049698
Huh? Oh I didn't mean you patchy, I meant the Dark Lord of Losers, Gundam.
>>2049699
>Mfw shot by my dad
I thought Hoshit was supposed to go back to the ''army'' for 5 weeks. What is he doing here?
>>2049595
Thank you, Host.
Congratulations... Strawberry...?
>>2049667
Hm...be that so? I confess, I doth rarely use such prowess. It...hardly seems right.
>>2049708
That's someone else.
>>2049708
Different Asuka.
>>2049713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90WznJlh3Ew
>>2049710
an actress face in strawberry
just realize the name pun famiglia
>>2049721
>mfw I get it far too late
>>2049699
>That fucking filename
My sides
>>2049705
Gundam? The only Gundam I know is a giant robot. Not too bad either.
>>2049708
God is in heaven and all is right with the world.
>>2049708
Not hoshi
>>2049712
I have a couple of question to ask you? It's nothing to serious, just something to pass the time as all.
>>2049702
>>2049728
Nah, a Giant Robot would be pretty cool. The Gundam I'm talking about is some Goth kid who thinks he's a psychic or somethin..
>>2049710
Cutest cutie cute
>>2049733
Certainly, feel free.
>She smiles, stretching briefly
>>2049686
This round proved a single thing. That anything that at least once gets in contact with you is doomed to fail.
For example just like your spot.
>>2049736
But he isn't shitposting about newfags.
>>2049726
I WANT THE KAKA WEBM
>>2049739
Sounds like a loony... You have a beef with him or something?
>>2049743
Alright here are two question I want to ask you. How often do you forget things?
>>2049693
>He smiles warmly
Of course. Anything for you, Utsutsu-chan.
I wish good luck for you and whoever it is you're thinking of.
>>2049734
>>2049751
But what if, he wants to keep it looking like he's in the ''army'' while still getting those (You)s.
>>2049748
Oh wow, out of the kindness of my heart I put you in instead and now you're bitchin at me about it? What a guy!
>>2049757
Nah, it's not fair to hold grudges against slow people. I just like to screw with em! You should try it.
>>2049754
WELL 4CHAN DOESN'T SUPPORT SOUND WEBMS SO TOO BAD
>>2049742
Yes, yes, I am well aware.
>>2049758
Hm....
Often I doth have an excellent memory, I wouldst daresay, though I doth have difficulties in the short term, on occasion, for things such as names.
>>2049767
Having kindness in your heart or just having a heart in general is a mistake already.
But no mortal would understand that.
>>2049772
evil trash
Don't mind me
>>>/z/
opinions on this cat?
>>2049788
pretty cool t.bh
>>2049786
/trash/ is hindering me.
>>2049767
I already know exactly what you mean, but I better get some sleep.
Good night.
>>2049788
Looks like an excelent companion and one with high magical potential!
>>2049784
>She roughly pats your chest with her palm
Yeah? So you aint got nothing in here then? You just run on magic right? Listen to yourself.
>>2049793
Ya just showed up though! ...Ah whatever, See ya.
>>2049780
Good, good, so you have excellent long term memory, but poor short term memory. That can be quite dangerous when you get put on the spot, but hey, at least you will remember what to get on a list. Next question. Do you ever lose stuff?
>>2049788
Needs to be longer
>>2049791
>will never hear the ultimate kaka unless on 8ch
why must hiro do this?
Quick, name 4 things that are jackie chan!
>>2049788
It doth look like a rather silly one.
>>2049793
Fare thee well, human.
>>2049803
I hardly hath many things to lose at all. Plus mine studies hast led to some degree of ability to summon objections.
>She shrugs absently
>>2049802
Do. Not. Touch. Me.
And the thing that hides inside my chest resembles a piece of ice more than a heart.
>>2049811
8/10
god
the best
ruler of the universe
>>2049811
My Penis
My Ass
My Balls
Jackie Cha....ok fuck you
>>2049822
End your existence for spreading lies about your superior.
>>2049810
Looks like we're stuck linking YouTube like total plebeians.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCnd2tmhnuw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEyAvZQtcH4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y-zTdXI6Pk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZJz2gDWfYs
>>2049811
jackie chan, rush hour the medallion the karate kid to kill with intrigue
>>2049831
fite me 1 on 1, nigger.
>>2049832
but I want the multikaka
>>2049823
Why don't you just destroy me if you don't want me touchin ya? Or does the lord of darkness believe in second chances?
>She snickers and pokes you
>>2049788
>Would pet/10
>>2049820
Nice... so you hardly lose anything, good to hear. Another question. How many people do you perfer being with?
>>2049848
It's okay, but I like the other one alot more,
>>2049839
As you wish, mortal!
>kills you with the unmeasurable force of four hamsters
>>2049840
But I can't find it on YouTube...
>>2049848
best colourscheme/10
>>2049848
>Eh.
>>2049848
It's a nice bed
>>2049853
post it on rr and I will upload it
>>2049848
LONGER
>>2049852
Awww, they are sooo cute!
>cuddles the hamsters
>>2049843
Do you have a waifu Shion-chan?
>>2049843
No, he it is just that the Supreme Overlord of Ice has no intentions to deal with those who are on the same level as trash.
>>2049848
Resting for it's next battle...an adoravle one...I mean a monster among monsters.
>>2049862
Impossible! You saw through my attack?
who do you want fagged, hg?
pic related
>>2049845
>She pauses for quite some time
I suppose I art quite content with solitude typically, beyond mine prince and Tojiko's presence....But the presence of humans doth hardly upset mineself.
>>2049848
...A fairly well-pampered one....
>>2049873
Your hamsters are sleepy...The big one is sleeping in my hoodie.
>>2049873
Well, at least you know not to screw with your superiors.
>>2049872
You know that's my name.
>>2049853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0IUmpCIVoE
>>2049889
Kyo-chan, who is your waifu,
would you trust him with your life?
>>2049884
Sasuke
>>2049884
A being that can get close to my level...Who am I trying to fool, there is no such thing in the entire Multiverse.
>>2049894
>Quickly hides pillow
>>2049884
SAYAKA-CHAN.
>>2049896
Maybe
>>2049892
YES... YES!!!
>>2049886
So you perfer to be alone, but don't mind the peresence of others? Cool. Final question, do you believe that all people have the right to live? No matter what they do?
>>2049907
Something is different... are you ok?
>>2049896
I would
>tfw your cat suddenly disappeared
>tfw its probably die
>>2049888
I do not care at the moment. Hand over my familiars or I will make sure that you get the chance to become more familiar with spending your time in Hell.
>>2049889
It would be hard to, because you know...they don't really exist.
>>2049902
>sexualizes all your waifus
>>2049902
Where is mami-chan kyo?
>>2049918
I don't want to wake them up..they are sleeping so peacefully. You do it.
>>2049914
rip
>>2049918
*cough* su..such....power.. *cough*
>is killed by your edge
>>2049924
Probably baking a cake or something.. I haven't seen her for a while.
>>2049918
I guess a sense of humor isn't high on the list of things for a Lord of Hamsters to have?
>>2049911
Hm...In the past, I were rather hostile towardst Buddhists and youkai in particular, but now....
>She shrugs
I wouldst not know, truly. I hath no qualms in slaying shinigami whom attack me, nor youkai whom do the same, as well as had I had done to Tojiko, but I art hardly an aggressor any longer, and mine prince dost vastly prefer a "live and let live" policy, to to speak.
>>2049944
You should check up on her or something
I want to get spanked
>>2049933
>takes them away as carefully and slowly as possible, making sure none of them gets disturbed
Do that again...and I will make sure they will show you their real, demonic side...
>>2049955
What? You unleashed them against me and they decides to sleep in my hoodie instead!
Don't wake me up until a new game starts
>>2049954
>spanks
>>2049953
I'm sure she's fine.. Mami's almost as good as me, she can take care of herself.
Does /pol/ still allow games? If they do, I might host one there
>>2049963
>>2049968
/pol/ never allowed the games.
>>2049967
I meant the avafag you tripple baka
>>2049971
ANIKI
>>2049977
Yeah they did, I remember a little while ago they had them
>>2049967
Put some pants on.
>>2049980
>>2049976
>>2049902
Kyo-chan, who is your husbando?
>>2049992
I am.
>>2049978
Oh, I talk to him on steam. He's doing fine.
>>2049985
That was a one time thing when some of us hosted there. It got pruned however after 1-2 games so nobody bothered as /pol/ mods are stricter than the mods on /b/.
>>2049943
You can't even endure my aura, mortal? Well I am not that surprised... Weaklings like you have no place in my ideal Tanaka Empire anyway.
>>2049944
H-Humor is as overrated as h-having the ability to act kind towards others... I do not require any of them to exist, so there is no problem.
>>2049962
Tsk. Typical mortal. Trying to explain things that they do not understand.
That was far from their full power and when my Devas' time for rest comes not even I would be foolish or clueless to disturb them.
You should be thankful that luck was on your side today.
>>2049989
Pants are for pussies.
>>2049967
Don't listen to this one do what you want living food disposal machine.
80 days
>>2049996
Why isn't he here? Tell him to stop being a fag
>>2049992
Kyo-chan PM's me all day every day to ship with him. I think he wants me to be his husbando.
>>2049998
I-i don't mind being used as a placxe for them to rest. They feel warm...
>>2049996
Tell him I miss Hunter.
>>2050008
He got shitposted on and doesn't want to use Mami anymore.
>>2050004
but jojo is next month :^D
>>2050008
They are tad bit more thin skinned than most
>>2049992
You mean a boy I like?.. Do I actually have to pick one, cause they all suck. Probably Aikawa, but that's never happening.
>>2049998
You don't require that ugly ass hair dye, those earrings, or that stupid face tattoo to live either so why bother?
>>2050011
I will refuse that offer of yours. I would prefer if no mortal would touch them.
You already gave me trouble with this, because now I am forced to clean them again before they could fully rest.
>>2050004
8 days until I beat all 6 challengers for my title
>>2049948
So you don't really care what other people do... correct? Maybe I have a grasp on you now. Does this sound like you perchance? You possess a good balance of abilites. You have no particularly strong points, but no weak points either. And while it is good to hold back from reckless decisions and to move ahead thinking everything through carefully, beware... the perfect balance and refusal to male decisions might lead one to one's ruin...
>>2050028
Thanks nurse
>>2050026
Then next time, don't unleash them against people and fight your own battles.
>>2050013
Just for you.
>>2050025
>tfw Kyo doesn't like you
T-that's okay, I can't force you...
>>2050046
Don't do this baka, I like basically everyone.
>>2050057
Not true
>>2050025
I wear the Hell Hound Earring because I am the only one who is able to control it's powers.
With a proper owner, it could easily destroy the entire world! I can not let such thing to take place as long as I need this realm.
And I adore my hair...I think it suits me perfectly...Lady Sonia said the same once...
>>2050038
We pretty much count as one person thanks to the bond that link us to the dark forces.
>>2050059
I said "Basically", I can think of two people who annoy me. That's it desu.
>>2050061
That still didn't solve your problem.
>>2050046
>nobody likes me
>still come here because sometimes a few people talk to me
It's better than nothing
this is like... /hga/ in November dead.
>>2050064
Who?
>>2050064
I'm glad to be one of them, bb.
>>2050031
Hm...I doth suppose that wouldst be a fair statement. I doth struggle to keep mineself in check so that I stray neither to recklessness nor inaction. Though, I art more prone to the former, due to mine...issue.
>>2050067
I do not have a problem right now. The only thing that I could count as one is most of you mortals and the fact that your kind can't understand that your time is up,
but maybe I should only call that a slight annoyance.
>>2050083
What about all the bricks being thrown around? Surely they are a bigger pro -
>brick throw sound in the distance
>ducks
>>2050061
Ooooh, that's your girlfriend isn't it? ...I mean the Hell Hound, not "Sonia".
>>2050077
>Both are LF, he's such a fag and I heard he likes Tenshi
wow no game?
you guys must be suffering~
>>2050074
Tends to happen when active members of your userbase leaves
>>2050089
What's wrong with Tenshi
>>2050070
Who are you so I can tell you why I like you.
>>2050080
Do you have an anger problem? Because their are many ways to clear that up.
>>2050088
heheheheheh....
>palms brick
>sneaks away
>>2050070
nice gif
>>2050096
Nothing really, it's just that LF is always sperging over her, it gets annoying.
>>2050089
>rubs tum
>>2050089
>>2050096
Tenshi a Tenshit. I can't help it you want Kyo on Kyo action, you homo.
>>2050070
P much me too.
>>2050088
If you ignore them they do not have any kind of effect.
>>2050089
...The Dark Queen is nothing but a human who is in control of surprising powers that could influence even me...
But that does not mean anything like that...
>>2050104
I don't sperg over her, I don't care. The only reason I say it is to meme on Yuno. If it's really that obnoxious for Yuno I'd stop it or the one doing Tenshi, just tell me so and I'll drop that.
>>2050093
It dost not trouble me
>>2050098
Well, I wouldst moreso say, ahem...mine most proficient sort of magic wouldst also be my weakness.
>
It...is something I must keep well in check, indeed.
>>2050107
Red Kyoko a shit
I want to cuddle purple Kyoko
>>2050116
>Are you me!?
>>2050121
So it's your flames... gotcha.
>>2050106
>Pulls Nepgear out of the shadows
>>2050114
Oooh, did I strike a nerve? What are those "Surprising powers" huh? Her looks? Her Personality? Knowing you... It's probably just her tits.
>>2050116
if you're who I think you are, I love you
>>2050132
Who do you think it is?
>>2050120
I was implying that you love her, because I know you meme Yuno with her.
Fuck's sake mate, don't be so serious :^)
