HG thread
>>2038008
Is your name Cory? Because I want to bring you into my house.
>>2037995
That's just your opinion. I think I've been through enough for quite a while.
>>2038015
I really like this new guy.
>>2037948
>Just a joke. Surprised I didn't get rigged thrown when Lapis won my game.
Good mornink ~de geso.
>>2038016
Come on, watching your girlfriend get decapitated by a man-eating monster can't be that bad.
>>2038025
Hello Squid friend.
>>2038025
G'morning, Squidders.
>>2038022
>Okay good, sometimes I genuinely worry about such things because this is the internet and satire can be hard just through text.
>>2038025
Morning, Squiddy.
>>2038027
You know she's still alive.
>>2038025
Hello, squid.
>>2038010
>I could be wrong, but at the least thee and thou SEEM to be completely interchangeable
>>2037977 (Raven, Nevermore.)
That's what I am trying to be.
Perfect.
>>2037996 (Yamato Battlecruiser activated)
You do not becoming a neet.
Don't do that.
You'll just be extra delusional.
>>2038002 (K(ARLOS)IRITO!!!!)
Ngh....
Good one..
Not enough.
>>2038025
Hey squiddy.
>>2038028
Hello, claw lady. How are you ~de geso?
>>2038029
Hey ~de geso.
>>2038030
Triple D! How's it goink? You just hosted, right ~de geso?
>>2038037
I don't think we've actually met, have we? My name is Squid Girl, emissary of the sea! Pleased to make your inkquaintance ~de geso.
>>2038043
Hey! Are you hungry ~de geso?
>>2038034
She seemed pretty dead to me.
>>2038047
Bored, but what can you expect from an blood-thirsty monster.
>>2038047
Yeah, takin' a break now though. I enjoy hosting during Comfy Hours the most.
What about it?
>>2038047
I am Mononobe no Futo, a Taoist hermit and shikaisen.
>She smiles, bowing
>>2038038
Are you from out of space? Because I was born To Love-Ru.
>>2038052
I saw her walking around before with her head still attached to her body.
Good mornink ~de geso.
>>2038056
B-blood thirsty... You're not going to gill me, are you ~de geso?
>>2038061
I just wanted to thank you for doink it, even if I wasn't there to participate ~de geso!
>>2038064
Hermit? Like... hermit crab ~de geso?
>>2038073
...Who ~de geso?
>>2038066
Might try this on some otaku girl that I know
>>2038074
Don'tcha try an flatter me now.
>>2038070
Tha-That could have been a ghost.
>>2038074
Why I kill one of my friends? Makes no sense really, that won't make much progress.
>>2038073
Good mornink ~de geso!
>>2038027
Are you being serious right now?
>>2038038
Fair enough, I only have fighting games too. I'd become bored way too quickly.
>>2038046
>This guy
>>2038070
Don't do this.
I-Is the inkvasion starting now...?
>starts sprinting into thread
>>2038066
NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
>>2038073
>>2038074
>>2038089
They start to make clones.
I hate this place now..
ngw
>>2038047
I haven't had breakfast yet so yeah, I'm kinda hungry. Why?
>>2038096
i hope so
>>2038074
Thou knowest not, then...? I doth favor solitude, typically, as demonstration of mine dedication towardst mine religion.
>>2038098
Thou hast returned, kobold?
Good night everyone
>>2038098
>watches from afar
>>2038112
anon please
>>2038083
It wasn't a ghost unless ghost can bleed.
>>2038095
Do what?
>>2038098
>trips
>>2038112
Why do you sleep on afternoon
>>2038099
Why don’t we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs?
>>2038098
Yo. Where ya headed?
>>2038102
I've been trying to find the motivation to host for 10 minutes now.
>>2038095
Very, you just need to move on.
>>2038080
Nonsense! It's always great when someone hosts a game! You deserve it ~de geso!
>>2038085
Right... that's good to hear. I wouldn't gill you either ~de geso.
>>2038089
I don't understand what's goink on ~de geso...
>>2038096
N-no! I'm not ready yet ~de geso!
>>2038098
You again ~de geso...
>>2038099
What do you mean ~de geso?
>>2038103
>She pulls out a bag of shrimp.
Ta-da! I brought you some shrimp! It's my favourite ~de geso!
>>2038120
I've seen ghosts bleed, nothing new.
>>2038131
>pats head
lol kill urselfs
>>2038133
That's good, friends don't kill friends, even if that friend happens to be a creature that really makes you want to kill them.
>>2038144
Excuse me, is your name Hina? Because I think I’m in love.
>>2038133
Oh, I don't know what to say. I appreciate it.
>>2038120
Talk about "her".
>>2038132
I'm trying believe me. It's kind of jarring to see your girlfriend beheaded right in front of you.
>>2038133
Alright Squiddy, whatever ya be sayin'.
First 24
>>2038146
Y-yeah... right, hahaha ~de geso....
>>2038149
Hopefully it makes you as happy as shrimp makes me ~de geso!
>>2038154
Maybe one day, I'll get to host and you'll be thankink me ~de geso!
>>2038147
fuck me please
>>2038108
Yes!
>>2038130
Here!
>>2038133
Hello agai-
>>2038121
>she gets tripped but quickly lands on all fours to recover
Hey!!! What was that for!!
>>2038142
Really? Well, that is actually something new for me.
>>2038151
But I am just saying that she is still here. Either way you'll see her if you stick around. But I will stop though.
>>2038158
Mii Swordfighter
>>2038158
Squid Girl
>>2038161
How are you doink ~de geso?
>>2038158
Garnet
>>2038158
Cirn
>>2038158
Tiny Captain
>>2038171
I'm not doink anythink like that ~de geso!!
>>2038158
Is this real?
>>2038158
King Dedede
>>2038159
Yeah yeah, maybe some day. It probably ain't happenin' today though.
>>2038161
Why would ya wanna come here though? Everyone here's a loser... Well, except for me of course.
>>2038158
Lord Beerus
>>2038158
Sakuya Izayoi
>>2038158
Ai
>>2038158
Hajime Hinata
>>2038158
Mononobe no Futo
>>2038161
What doth bringest thou here? Most beings here are quite "fit".
>>2038108
>>2038170
>if you missed it
>>2038158
Bikko
>>2038179
I forgot an O
>>2038158
Naoe Yamato
>>2038158
Classy Raven, because why not?
>>2038158
Meme
>>2038161
I have no idea what you're talking about ma'am.
>>2038164
>He pauses for a moment
Whatever, just don't talk about her.
>>2038171
No, I swear to god. When....it happened Chiru came out of nowhere. She keeps saying she still loves me. I thought Miyako was bad but this....holy shit.
>>2038158
Clawdia
>>2038158
Plastic-Chan
>>2038171
>leaps over the black patches of ice with ease
Man you guys want me to test out my paces huh!
>>2038170
Doing great! Buisness has never been better
>>2038189
Exactly
Which means-
I CAN TRAIN YOU LOSERS TO BE SHIPSHAPE IN NO TIME!!
>>2038195
They can always improve
>>2038207
I know what you did~
>>2038159
>she steps close, breathing level close
Say, what's your favorite thing to do?
>>2038159
Well I've never really had much shrimp but I'll give it a try.
3 more.
>>2038189
I'll get to it eventually. It's goink to be great ~de geso!
>>2038194
I need to tell you somethink ~de geso.
>>2038108
Religion? What's that ~de geso?
>>2038220
Business? What sort of business are you talkink about ~de geso?
Kanno
>>2038225
Misery
>Filler
>>2038223
AYMAHO
AA
AKNO
HE
NPOTNB
>>2038185
>eats shrimp crackers
Well why do you have like 3 versions of yourself..
>>2038207
You're just seeing things.
Just let her go.
Remembering her will just put you into more grief and delusions....
>>2038220
...
You missed one ice.
>>2038098
Ah...you. The weird, cat...exercise...thing.
>>2038227
Me...?
>Looks around
Y-You do mean me, right...?
>>2038096
I really don't feel like licking feet right now, so I hope not...
>>2038158
Koyomi Araragi
>>2038220
Then what did I do~
>>2038240
I....uh.....hm. Fine, I'll try to just ignore it.
>>2038222
U-uhhh... I like to eat shrimp ~de geso...
>>2038223
Well, I hope you like it. Shrimp's my favourite after all ~de geso.
>>2038240
There's only one of me, right here ~de geso!
>She points to herself.
>>2038242
Yes. Somethink inkportant ~de geso.
>>2038227
W-what?! How couldst one NOT know of such?
>>2038220
Some beings art already at their peak....
>>2038236
Hm? What is it kid?
>>2038248
I'll give it a try, thanks again.
>>2038248
Such a small thing to murder, why shrimp? Why not squi- sharks?
So are we ready?
>>2038252
eohw nothing
>>2038158
Worst Tsun
>>2038220
I'm perfectly fit for a penguin my size.
>>2038227
Hopefully.
>>2038258
Where
>>2038250
What do you mean? I've never heard of it ~de geso.
>>2038252
Any time ~de geso!
>>2038254
Sh-sharks would kill me ~de geso...
>>2038255
Looks good ~de geso!
>>2038245
hahaha
>>2038255
looks good
>>2038255
Looks good
>>2038257
>the only bits of the manga I could find were in Russian.
>>2038255
Looks good, thanks for picking up the hosting.
>>2038248
Oh...I mean, I guess so. What's the problem?
>>2038255
Sure, if I don't get called an idiot again, this'll be fine.
>>2038270
Then kill it first, simple as...kicking someone to deadly spike on the wall, no need to think much about it.
>steps away
Unless it's a flying shark...
Who is most cancerous
>>2038258
KUUKO
>>2038290
(You)
>>2038246
I don't think there's ignoring that though...
>>2038248
... odd I thought I saw 3 of you just then....
>>2038255
And we begin.
>>2038290
Hajime.
>>2038258
Thou really shouldst pay closer attention, human, if thou insist on continuing....
>>2038284
>Awkward throat clearing
Again, mine apologies for such, human.
>>2038300
Onwards, now, to spread the light of Tao-!
...DAMN IT ALL!
>>2038270
...Religions art a system of rules and beliefs.
>>2038300
A what?
>>2038300
>revives much later
Chulhu damn it!
>>2038271
yeah, yeah....
>>2038300
Dammit.
>>2038284
It's about the last time we talked. If what you said is true... you'd better not tell anyone ~de geso.
>>2038288
I don't like where this conversation is goink ~de geso...
>>2038298
No way! There's only one of me ~de geso!
>>2038300
Free money! I can buy shrimp with this ~de geso!
>>2038308
Beliefs? Like... How I believe shrimp is the best food ~de geso??
>>2038300
I hope the food isn't spoiled.
>bites on one
>it's spoiled
>>2038300
>>2038240
Huh which-
>She almost loses balance and sighs
>>2038242
Im Not a cat!! IM A wolf-kobold!
>>2038227
Im a health instructor of course! Pretty big entrepreneur too!
>>2038264
Oh yeah! PROVE IT!
>>2038250
No they think they are, and that prmotes lazyness!
>>2038246
You tripped me up!
>>2038326
Health inkstructor? Like when you told me to do push-ups ~de geso?
>>2038328
Take your bad luck over there ~de geso!
>>2038298
You just told me to do that though! What do you want from me?!
>>2038326
It's not nice to accuse someone just because you tripped. Take responsibility for your mistakes.
>>2038328
GET OVER HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!
>>2038326
I'll prove it to ya in the ring right now. Come at me.
>>2038328
My respects to your friends.
>>2038300
With a name like that, I just feel bad...but I'm still keeping these!
>>2038304
Monaca...? Is that you?
>>2038308
You already apologised...then you did it again...
>>2038322
Huh...? Wh-What do you mean...?>>2038326
...Did you make that up?
>>2038328
Psychic powers don't save you from a katana to the face, unfortunately...
>>2038328
Hajime? A word, please.
>>2038328
I could have saved myself
>>2038322
>she looks confused at the squid
Isn't this what normal people talk about?
>she then looks at her claws
Well half-normal.
>>2038300
Good job kid.
>>2038328
>>2038333
I don't have that much bad luck.
>a tree trunk falls on her head
Ow. I'll move elsewhere.
>>2038322
I di-...
You know what... forget it..
I think I am starting seeing things...
>>2038326
.....
You're still horrible at maintaining balance...
>>2038335
To be honest just giving you advice.
But I don't know whether you can handle the sweet call of your dead loved ones.
>>2038340
No you couldn't.
>>2038338
No it's not Monaca! She has better things to do!
>>2038354
Yes I cou-
>>2038357
>
>>2038338
You don't remember? Perfect. Let's keep it that way ~de geso.
>>2038341
I don't like talkink about sharks that much ~de geso...
>>2038352
You should see a doctor ~de geso!
>>2038357
W-wait, I'll let you play some of my video games ~de ge--
>>2038322
...If one were to create an organization that wouldst revolveth about reverence of such, I suppose. But they art typically centered about higher prospects.
>>2038338
Ahem, t'were mine frustrations toward the modern world building up. Regardless, this place doth make one's self do odd things.... Such as mine slipping and breaking mine neck when I art fully capable of flight.
>>2038360
What about killing them?
>>2038357
I did help find this country.
>>2038357
Stop, don't do anything stu-
>>2038357
REEEEEEEEEE
>>2038338
Make what up?
>>2038336
Oh yeah!
>she leaps at you with incredible speed
BRING IT ON!
>>2038335
But i KNOW IT WHAS YOU! And I hate liars!
>>2038333
YEAH!
>>2038352
Again! Throw that ice again
Oh some anons will be jogging in, give them hell, i wont to see them handle a real workout!
*Materialized*
Hello there fellows, enjoy a day of combat I see.
>>2038352
So you want to give me advice but then you tell me not to follow it? You're really bad at giving advice.
>>2038357
Wait hold on....uh....proving....americanism. AHA!
>He starts firing an assault rifle in the air
>>2038364
Like me ~de geso?
>>2038369
I... I would die ~de geso.
>>2038375
Oh. Right... I don't want to do that again ~de geso.
>>2038339
Why don't I give you several? Claymore, katana, sword and scimitar.
>>2038356
Stand up, Anon. Don't ask why...
>>2038357
It falls to me to make America great again...I'll start with a racial cleansing!
>>2038360
Is this about the feet licking? Because that was pretty gross.
>>2038364
Just don't turn it into a regular thing, please?
>>2038359
I guess we shouldn't of fought that Donald Trump guy.
>>2038375
>Is knocked into the air by your leap
O-Ooowww! That hurt too much! I give, I give!
>>2038378
Hello
>>2038375
Can you prove it was me?
>>2038378
Yo.
>>2038378
Ayy, what's up?
>>2038387
Impales you on a unira
>>2038377
(She does not speak. Can't be too much of a problem)
>>2038378
Welcome back.
>>2038378
>she looks at the weird strange thing annoyed
Great, you definitely have no blood.
>>2038382
Then why not throw me at them? I died a lot of times in the past.
>>2038383
Y-yeah, that. If it's really as gross as you say, don't tell anyone about it. More specifically, don't tell Souda ~de geso...
>She prepares a bill.
I'll pay you to keep your mouth shut ~de geso.
>>2038378
I sure enjoy it
>>2038383
Shut up and stop ordering Anon around!
>>2038375
Whatever you just said...because you're still catlike.
>>2038377
She touched me...I'm so happ- Ah, dammit...I really needed that...
>>2038378
Heh. That's a pretty cool party trick.
>>2038378
Hello.
>>2038357
I AM FUCKING GERMAN!!
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!
>>2038375
>Flicks an icecube towards you
>>2038381
You know what... Just follow what I said.
Just don't listen to the noises...
>>2038377
>>2038378
Afternoon.
>>2038378
(You)
>>2038383
Oh, you're a jokester, are you? I will take great pleasure when that joke you call a life is over.
>>2038391
>>2038394
I don't want to do that. That'd be the same as gillink you ~de geso.
>>2038387
Hah!
Well then tough guy sounds like I need to train you in fighting
>>2038389
The leg was waring the same clothing as you are now. Plus it smelt exactly the same!
>>2038399
I AM NOT A CAT!!
>she shouts to another thread
ANONS I CANT SEE YOU RUNNING!! SPRINT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!
>>2038375
>jogged in behind polt, attempting to catch his breath once he could.
I thought you said you'd go easy! You got here several minutes before me.
>>2038414
>not this shit again
>dammit me
>>2038375
What do you mean 'give us hell'? I thought this was going to be a simple jog, damnit!
>>2038404
I had other business to attend to. It's not like I avoided it for no reason. Not at all.
>>2038404
Hey Hajime, nice to see you. Oh, there's some bluehaired girl waving a gun over there. That's stra-
>>2038403
Can do. Or are you going to tell me to ignore that now?
>>2038413
I think you're lying.
>>2038395
Whoa. You don't need to pay me... If you don't want me to tell Kazuichi, I won't. It'd be pretty bad for me, too...
>>2038398
You know, Anon...you remind me a lot of Monaca...you're not nearly as great as she is, though.
>>2038408
Oh? What do you intend to do? Kill me from outside the ar-
>>2038404
...Well, I can't say I didn't deserve that one. Was that Mikan, or am I just out of it?
>>2038413
I ain't need no trainin', I'm good on my own.
>>2038416
If this was hard your legs would feel on fire right now!
>>2038419
Oh it is
>>2038403
Hey icelady! Put some more ice on the road will ya? I NEED to test their balance
>>2038414
Oh! I've seen some of those before ~de geso!
>>2038428
Okay, okay. Good. I still don't see what's so gross about it, but if it's as bad as you say I don't want him knowink ~de geso.
>>2038411
Oh yeah, that would break the friendship code.
>>2038431
>when you remember you joined a game and die
>>2038428
*smirk* Whaddya know? I'm not mad anymore. Isn't it great how that works?
>>2038388
Hello there.
>>2038389
Ay.
Yamato!
Long time no see.
>>2038390
Hello King Triple D. How are you this day?
>>2038393
Greetings.
*Respect bows*
>>2038407
*Give a (You) back*
Go get yourself something nice anon you handsome devil.
>>2038394
I beg your pardon?
>>2038397
Well that's good, always happy to have more Fighters here.
>>2038401
Greetings female!
>>2038399
Trick?
What do you mean?
>>2038404
Ahh hello dear host!
>>2038414
Hmmm?
Come again?
>>2038431
Ah! Looks like I was right to trust you.
>>2038430
Ding ding! Round 1!!
>she punches you with the mark of someone who trains heavily in boxing
FIGHT!!!
>>2038441
Hm? Are you a robot?
>>2038433
True... I guess it wasn't so bad! But don't think I'm not hearing your talk about making this harder!
I'll trust you, though!
>>2038441
I am looking for blood.
>folds her arms
You have none I bet.
>>2038428
>>2038426
Both of you nerds losing to a girl. What's new?
>>2038453
F Meme.
>>2038453
go garnet
>>2038413
You are. Stop trying to deny fact.
>>2038414
Is that so...? Why?
>>2038426
That was totally your fault! You're *supposed* to be a tactician! We're you distracted looking at other things?
>>2038434
I mean, I would guess it's a personal perspective thing...but taking into account how dirty feet can get...I'd rather save that for someone I care deeply about, you understand?
>>2038440
What kind of crazy luck...?
>>2038441
The whole 'pretend to teleport' thing...it must've taken a lot of work to set up.
>>2038455
H-Huh...? What's with the attitude?
>>2038453
All I need is this.
>>2038441
I'm doin' pretty fine. You?
>>2038447
>Gets hit in the stomach and falls onto his back, writhing in pain, letting out penguin squeals
Ack! Okay okay, I'm down already, no need for more...!
>>2038458
>>2038462
>>2038465
The jinx is real.
>>2038441
Long time no see BW, nice to see you.
>>2038455
I'm more depressed than usual I guess.
>>2038464
Hey! Ok, now hold on a minute here. I'm not really in a tactical mindset right now. If we get shot by some blue haired woman we just gotta accept that and move on. Not put the blame on someone.
>>2038474
GUBER!!!!!
>>2038428
>>2038437
Such a shame, I'd been rooting for thine victory.
>>2038434
Such a strange thing, to attempt to explain it....
>>2038441
What manner of being art thou...?
>>2038464
Hmh, bias, I do suppose, from back in mine own era, when youkai were an e'er-present threat to mankind.
>>2038433
>If it was just icecubes scattered along the jogging path, those were easily stepped around. Otherwise, the anon would have to slow down his jogging and lag behind so he wouldn't slip around.
>>2038474
welp
>>2038426
Just follow what I said....
And besides I am done for the night I guess...
>>2038474
Congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>2038474
Congratulations Nepgear.
>>2038464
I'm sick. Give me a break.
>>2038475
Then...Do something that doesn't make you depressed? Like rolling in the mud, throw rocks at trees or whatever boys your age do.
>>2038484
Placements
>>2038484
congrats, nepnep
thanks for hosting
>>2038436
Yeah, so don't bring any sharks or anythink here ~de geso!
>>2038464
Not really ~de geso.
>>2038474
>>2038484
Good job. Thanks, host ~de geso.
>>2038477
No, I understand! One of my friends is a god, or at least, that's what they tell me ~de geso.
>Rolls a 6
Ha ha! Now you'll remember the day when you fought against Nanako!
>>2038482
Alright, I will. Night Laura....and thanks maybe? I'm not too sure if you helped or not, but thanks.
>>2038484
Grats and thanks for hosting.
>>2038485
Severa we're like the same age.
>>2038482
Fare the well, human.
>>2038490
...Such things are more about reverence towards that, and how one handles thineselves.
>>2038455
Come now, such abominations such as that being, it hardly doth count as any sort of "normal".
>>2038484
Congratulations, madame! And thou hast mine thanks for having us.
>>2038441
>(Player1) shotguns a whole can of beer.
>(Player1) looks at (Player2)'s back. For some reason, (Player2) dies.
>(Player1) initiation to gang involves drinking urine.
>>2038484
So close.
Thanks for hosting, anonymous.
Congrats.
>>2038464
It aint a fact if it aint true
>>2038470
>she helps you get up
Sorry! I always get a bit exicted when im training people!
>>2038452
>>2038479
Right! You two want me so badly?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YTy9v9a7Tmo
>she steps behind a huge patch of ice
Reach me in 10 seconds! But please be careful, Ice is dangerous!
>>2038484
And the winner is
NEP NEP!!!
>>2038486
Congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>2038490
Okay, anywho I'm bored of talking.
>she jumps away
>>2038483
>>2038488
>>2038490
>>2038494
>>2038497
>>2038499
>>2038502
No problems.
Give me a fatal feast event.
>H-have I reached animu grill status yet?
>>2038450
In technical standpoint you can say that I am a machine.
>>2038454
Well isn't that why we are all here for. Bloodshed of course!
>>2038464
Pretending...?
Human.. are you blind?
>>2038470
Oh just stopping by. Hopefully able to get a match in.
>>2038477
A Promethean Knight is what I am.
Never seen one before?
>>2038475
Indeed Yamato. It has been sometimes now. How you holding up?
>>2038484
>>2038486
Nicely done gear!
Thanks host.
>>2038499
>Good events. Should I do anything for the feast or blood bath?
>>2038486
Thanks fer hostin', anon-kun.
>>2038501
Yea, ya really put some real damage on me there...
>>2038474
Congratulations, Nepgear. Thanks for hosting.
>>2038475
"Not in a tactical mindset"?! So you admit you were looking at certain areas? You make me sick...
>>2038477
So you...find the enemy interesting...?
>>2038485
I have major identity issues, suffer a mild inferiority complex, and the person I cared most about is dead, as well as almost all of my friends. That's no excuse.
>>2038490
Do you have anybody special to you, Squidgirl?
>>2038501
Except that it is! Just look at those ears!
>>2038494
And? Incase you didn't pay attention at class, i am not a boy. Most boys i know are idiots anyway.
>>2038512
(Player1) dies at the feast.
>>2038513
Yeah, hopefully that'll come soon.
>>2038497
...you've lost me ~de geso.
>>2038506
Oh... bye then ~de geso.
>>2038515
Special? What's that supposed to mean ~de geso?
>>2038515
...Y-you are kidding, right?
....Oh gods i'm so sorry, Hajime. I didn't m-mean to upset you!
>>2038513
>>2038514
>>2038515
You are welcome.
>>2038513
And where can I get that blood?
>she jumps close to you
You are all metal!
>starts poking the strange creature with her claws
>>2038512
>(p1) butchers (p2) and serve (him/her) to (p3)
>>2038512
>(Player1) picks up a box full of explosives, but it was a trap and it sets off, killing (Player1)
>>2038513
This place never ceases to amaze me.
>>2038507
Thanks me host, I know what its like to co-ordinate big games, its hard!
>>2038514
Oh god! I DIDNT MEAN TO!!
>>2038513
>KEK, yes yes you have wagon-kun
>>2038515
>you hear her growl as for once she gets annoyed
IM. NOT. A. CAT!!
>>2038501
>His brows furrowed but he'd go through with Polt's request nontheless. "If you say so..." he'd say, giving the next run his all, stumbling and slipping throughout the situation but keeping his body upright despite the clumsy endeavor. That was, up until he'd reach the end, falling over the moment he'd reach the last patch of ice, but landing square on his back, wincing and staring up at Polt before speaking once more, "D-Does that count?"
>>2038513
...Are you kidding? I wouldn't have seen the trick if I was...
>>2038522
(How the hell am I supposed to explain this...?)
Let's see...is there anybody you know who you care about...more than shrimp? Anybody that you would give anything for?
>>2038525
Why would I kid about something like that...?
Greetings, small ones.
>>2038513
I hath ne'er heard of such...things as thineself.
>>2038515
Despicable, rather!
>She clears her throat
I confess, despite their..."reforms" and mine own changes, I doth cling to mine distrust towardst nonhumans in a way I canst not explain.
>>2038522
>She sighs softly
Never thou mind, then, squid.
>>2038542
>she jumps close to the gaint sliver
>>2038542
>throws brick
>>2038536
It's fine, it's fine. I'll heal.
>>2038542
Yo, Sliver Quenn.
>>2038542
Hello Queen. I take it your home has been well, correct?
>>2038541
More than shrimp? Give anythink for? You're confusink me ~de geso.
>>2038545
...Alright then ~de geso.
>>2038537
>She laughs a little
Yes-
Cmon, ive done more then enough on you for now
>she lifts you up and supports you as they walk back to the other thread
I know its painful but keep this up and soon the girls will swoon anon!
>>2038557
>she wipes a tear away,
Good! I was worried!
>>2038541
How do you even live with a history like that? I mean, i thought I had a difficult past, but you...
>>2038536
>Holds up hands
Okay, I get it. Not a cat... You're not a cat at all...
...You're a kitten.
>>2038542
H-Hello...
>>2038545
But I thought you said you hold a reverence for them? If you hate them, well...that's not the word I'd use...
