HG Thread for Ringadingding.
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>>2033646
O-Oh! Nice! Should I ride in the backseat, or the front?
>psst
>>2033650
Well, make it even shorter! From behind, you'd probably look like a tomboy girl to any stranger.
>>2033653
Exactly. So, what do you need blood for, anyways? Is your body able to fain nutrients from it?
>>2033656
All I know is that it's a pretty calm and old religion. People nowadays aren't nearly as religious as they'd used to be. What websites should I check out to learn more about Taoism?
>>2033693
I've seen December 24th in the history books, but not a single December 21st. Sorry about that, buddy. What's your name?
>>2033728
Thanks!
Skeletons have come to reap what you stole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcGD8x4BiLg
nigger
>>2033733
lice behind me
>>2033650
Oh, awesome.
Why would you have to go back to your room though?
>>2033665
Oh, good, me neither.
Why're you trying to be intimidating if you don't wanna fight?
It seems like you're really ready to punch somebody in the face.
>>2033693
Uh.. She comes around sometimes to visit me, but it's usually really late at night for some reason. She must be busy.
>>2033698
I wonder 'bout that. You keeping up with the whole livin' thing is necessary?
>>2033699
But I would gladly eat up a cute guy, but the problem is that the ones who are 'round are borin' as shit.
And what we have like 5 of 'em?
>>2033693
Wait you mean li-...Yea, pleasure to meet you Desmond.
___ is the gay porn shitposter.
>>2033733
lice, time police, more specifically.
Time cop.
YOU USED TO CALL ME ON MY CELLPHONE
>>2033680
Who gives a damn about style? Its not like there's going to be anyone around that'll admire it.
>>2033693
Pssh, that doesn't change anything! You're still a criminal
>>2033694
Hey, why don't you look at that? No blood!
>>2033699
If anything, I'm pretty much venom.
>>2033715
Please tell me you have a translator on you
>>2033736
>You did not reach the Nuclear Throne.
>>2033736
Easy ~de geso.
>>2033735
fuk kinda questn is dat?
don be shy naow, sit in da front wit ya buddy y.v
>Yah?
>>2033751
>Pets
>>2033659
That's no reason to be rude to your allies while you still have them! There may be only one winner in the end, but to get anywhere close, you'll have to work together with others!
>>2033684
DON'T USE MY NAME SO LIGHTLY! IT'S ALL FUTURE FOUNDATION'S AND YOUR FAULT ALL OF THIS HAPPENED!
Why don't you man up and take some responsibility for once!?
>>2033746
Kamen nigger
>>2033735
Oh I make portals with them, sorta like a checkpoint.
>>2033736
Such a waste, they don't bleed either...
>>2033751
...
>she awkwardly removes her claw out of Carnage
Sorry.
>>2033736
Apologies, but my skeleton friends are in need of a sacrifice.
If victory is to be gained, I need to follow the rules, don't I...?
Squid Girl is a bully, apparently. But something tells me Syo deserves it.
Seems the Charm Lord is doing her work.
>>2033755
Alright, just making sure. Its not my car, after all.
>She hops in the front seat.
Where's the radio? Let's get some songs playing.
><3
>>2033715
Buddhism? Those people are pretty peaceful, from what I've heard. Hard for you to accept change?
>>2033716
>He shrugs
If you wanna try it, sure. Just be prepared to get killed within hours. Bombs, bullets. Hell, maybe even nukes. Who knows what they'll throw at you, but you'll be dead in a day.
>>2033733
tato?
>>2033735
>He shrugs
Doesn't matter, I guess. At least the world didn't end. December 24 is Christmas Eve.
Name's Desmond Miles. Who are you?
>>2033745
Hm? What do I mean?
>>2033751
>He shrugs
So if you're not going to leave me alone, what are you going to do about it? Is there even a justice system here? I don't see any police.
>>2033736
Now that was an interestin' walk in a park!
>>2033751
It's for the newspapers and to keep your own heart calm, ya' big dumbass!
Go back into one of those freakin' tentacle doujinshis and let the murderin' to good ol' Genocider Syo!
>>2033758
Hah. Hah. NAH! I ain't gonna act all nice 'n kind to any of ya', just so you will feel a little better 'bout yourselves.
I'll gladly let you kill each other, like the ugly bastards you are and win this crap.
>>2033764
Nothing too special.
You could do better, of course. I believe in you.
>>2033764
It's hard to resist this hot piece isn't it? You gotta touch it some way in the end!
>>2033744
No you a being ridiculous. Leave my presence primitive female.
>>2033736
This is odd...
How can they live?
>>2033645
Maybe an othertime squid.
>>2033764
I'm only doing what I need to do... for the ladies of course.
>>2033768
Thank you dear.
>>2033764
I'm not taking her blood again, not worth it.
>she sets it on fire and begins dances around it
>>2033735
Or maybe I'm fine the way I am now? This look did attract a lotta girls back at my old middle school, y'know. Chicks really dig the delinquent look.
>>2033742
There's a reason for that, and I think telling you would be the wrong thing to do. All I can say is you should stop messing with your shirt if you don't want me to think "nice" things about you.
>>2033744
Only five of 'em!? Syo, you need to lower your standards a bit! 5 out of all the ones we have here now is kinda ridiculous!
>>2033751
So...you're NOT a good guy...?
>>2033764
You're no match for the true power of a squid ~de geso!
>>2033766
What are those things ~de geso?
>>2033774
It's alright, I can do it alone ~de geso!
>>2033766
Nah, man, Its nothing, don't worry about it.
And of course, the Feast has arrived.
>>2033759
IT'S ALL DECADE'S FAULT
>>2033780
But I do want you to think nice things about me.
I want everyone to think nice about me.
I've got my weekly migraine, AMA
>>2033765
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEvOZAFZIFE
>This starts to play.
didn need ta tel me twice, bb
we gotz da mixtape droppin fire, we out now
>>2033735
...I confess, I am rather...behind on the times, when it doth come to both technology and culture alike. Mine prince would be more likely to know such things.
>>2033736
Begone, thy foolish undead!
>>2033751
I shalt briefly change mine manners of speaking only for those whom I respect.
>>2033766
Indeed, I suppose I doth...rather fear the religion, nonetheless.
>She clears her throat awkwardly, briefly covering her mouth with the sleeve of her robe, looking away as if embarrassed
It hath led me to do...certain things in the past.
>>2033764
>>2033768
>>2033776
I've nary a complaint, mineself.
>>2033761
Wait, so you can create portals outta blood? That's amazing! So, as long as you have blood, you're technically invincible? I mean, you could still die, but "respawn"?
>>2033766
People call me Rogue. Desmond is a pretty uncommon name. I remember hearing something about a Christmas tradition that used to be a very common thing, but I hardly see people celebrate it much nowadays.
>>2033780
How old are you? You've gotta at least be in your twenties by now. Based on what you said, are you trying to lure in the underaged with your apoearence?!
>>2033785
I-I was supposed to win ~de geso!
>>2033758
I didn't put you in this simulator...I'm rather certain you voluntarily entered in this one, Nekomaru. I don't know why you'd blame me while all evidence points out to your own self.
>>2033785
Seems rather detrimental to the case, I'd rather not go to crowded places and risk getting killed by them overcoming my awareness.
>>2033785
Such a horrible way too go... so sad.
>>2033794
Thank you as well.
>>2033785
How many health points does...calamari give you?
>>2033774
Callin a freakin' worm brid food is now bein' ridiculous? Well you can learn somethin' new every day!
Like reality hurts freakin' maggots' poor ears!
>>2033780
Yeah, list me more than 5 people from 'round here that you could call "cute" or "pretty".
I'm waitin for ya'.
>>2033785
Nex time make it acid rain so it actually does some shit, but looks like I'm outta of this crap.
>>2033790
What'cha drinking?
>>2033801
love you
>>2033785
I got all the food right here, and this little squid.
>>2033798
Yeah, but my progress gets undone and it suuuucks when I have to do it...over and over and over and over... And I can still see my corpses in my past, well not really past, lives.
>>2033765
oh, and
<3
>>2033764
This...is unprecedented.... Those things were worse then I thought.
>>2033742
I only show violence if it is needed. Mainly in self-defense. Other than that I only wish for peace and the spread of knowledge
>>2033808
White Grape Peach juice
>>2033791
Whoah! Could you turn that down just a bit? You nearly blew my eardrums out!
>She holds her hands to her ears.
>pssssst
>>2033794
That'd alright. What about books?
>>2033789
Listen, there's a difference between nice things, and niiiice things. You get what I'm saying?
>>2033798
H-Huh!? No! I just don't wanna look like a nerd anymore!
>>2033806
We're still talking about guys, right? I can't do that because I don't find guys cute or pretty.
>>2033806
No but that voice of yours is really starting to annoy me.
.
>>2033757
STOOOOOOOP
>>2033761
This is nothing. Now, shotguns, THOSE hurt. At least hurt where it counts...
>>2033766
Which is exactly why a hero like me is needed!
>>2033767
Oooh, I get it now. You don't give a shit about the killing itself, you just want the attention. FOR SHAME.
>>2033780
Well...yes. But, I'm trying to be a good guy here!
>>2033794
Don't you want to support your heroes!?
>>2033790
How are ya feelin'?
Surely not as bad as Chiaki's tongue is feeling.
Or as empty as Kirigiri's supplies.
>>2033814
<333333
>>2033813
That's horrifying, to say the least. Dang, and here I though I had a rough life. Sorry to hear that, little girl.
>>2033828
Being yourself has lots of perks, though! You'd be so much happier if you lived for yourself!
>>2033823
ay man, da louda da betta, is wat momma venuz always sad
we at our destanation anwys
ladies 1st
>what?
>>2033782
...yeah, narrow that down to a few hours.
Okay, so you've got bullets. Small projectiles shot from a gun, hand-cannons. They'll pierce you on close range, leave you bleeding out mid-to long range.
Bombs'll explode and leave you and your fish buddies a fish paste.
Nukes are...well, nuke's a short term for nuclear bomb. They'll not only obliterate you to ashes, but they'll leave radiation on impact, making the area uninhabitable for any life for...I dunno, decades maybe?
Here's a tip: just don't mess with humanity. We'll fuck you up.
>>2033784
>He frowns
You sure? If it's something I need to know, I want to know it now.
>>2033794
>He shrugs
Decisions lead to regret, I guess. But that did make you who you are now.
No need to fear them, either. They're pacifists.
>>2033798
Rogue? Huh. Maybe you and I are alike.
What tradition is that?
>>2033831
Hero? You don't look like a hero to me. Didn't you say you were trying to resist pretty hard to not kill us all?
>>2033818
Y'know what'd fix that migraine? Booze.
>>2033828
>She smiles and nods.
I understand.
>It's blatantly obvious that she doesn't understand.
>>2033844
I don't think I've got any. I'll go look actually.
>>2033842
They don't sound like a match for my ten tentacles, that's for sure ~de geso!
>>2033833
Ach...that's...the...second time...
At this rate...my tongue will just give in...I'll just have to keep on trying my best to be more careful....right?
>>2033828
So if ya' know nothin' 'bout this kind of shit, how 'bout you just shut the fuck up before I kick yer ass so hard it turns inside out?
>>2033830
Good, at least it's just my voice, while your entire existence does the same to me!
So why won't you just jump into the belly of a big bird, like a hole in the ground, or whatever.
>>2033831
Attention? Nah. I like the whole thing, I mean I like every part of it! Every part that comes with playin' around with a pretty boy~
>>2033831
Shotguns?
>>2033833
>throws everything away
I should of asked for blood.
>>2033838
Sorry for what? The corpses tell me what I did wrong, besides I got used to it.
As true beauty falls to an ugly monstrosity,
A few tributes spend their time getting drunk.
>>2033833
Damn... i'm sorry. I couldn't protect you.
>>2033842
You just reminded of someone I know, that's all, nothing really important.
>>2033860
Tea party?
>>2033860
*hic*
I...really...shouldn't...be...doi....
>>2033831
Good guys don't lie, Carnage. That's the first rule of being a super hero.
Second rule is you gotta look the part, and you definitely don't look the part. What's stopping you from trying to look family friendly?
>>2033838
I'm not! I'm not happier with how I looked! I got used by people I thought were friends when I looked like that!
>>2033845
...For the last time, go get yourself some water, and don't think about this too hard. I wouldn't want your head exploding from the gears turning in your noggin.
>>2033842
watch out for bats
>>2033840
>kys
>She slowly gets out of the car and looks around.
Aww geez, I'm starting to have second thoughts...Let's just hurry up and get this over with. Don't you already have lots of money? Why do we even need to rob this place if you're rich?
>>2033842
Christmas? Celebrating the act of giving people stuff, I guess.
>>2033858
Being used to seeing your own deaths seems pretty insane. You've got a broken mind.
>>2033823
>She pulls a book out of the sleeve of her robe and holds it out, grinning
The Tao Te Ching, our holy book, mine prince's modern rendition.
>>2033831
Thou art none of mine own.
>>2033842
Thou hast not seen the warrior-monks, then. On many an occasion, mine fear did lead me to...indulge mine pyromania.
>>2033860
>>2033867
Rest, now, child. I've a freshly-prepared deer.
>>2033862
>>2033833
I hath little possessions beyond mine robes, anyways.
>>2033862
Well, it seems you did.
For now, at least.
>>2033856
Y-Yes ma'am...
>>2033873
>I would not mind seeing a Nathan Drake ava, to be completely honest.
>>2033856
Then who will do with something like you. Clearly you are to much of a annoyance to your own kind.
The calm before the storm, as they say.
>>2033860
*hic*
Does anyone... have an...
>Falls face first onto the table
>>2033876
Still, sorry about that.
>>2033877
Begone! Spirits that hide in my lady's body
>>2033881
>I would be surprised if there wasn't.
>>2033742
>Whoopsie, didnt see in time. Sorry about that.
A night crawler like me?
>He grins before speaking
Got a picture of her?
>>2033853
>I fucking love your stubbornness.
Tentacles...u-huh...
>He pats you on the shoulder
Good luck, kiddo. I mean it. You'll need it.
>>2033866
>He shrugs
I've got nothing but time. Who's the guy I look like?
>>2033873
Wha-
>gets hit in the face by a random baseball bat
>>2033874
>He nods
We used to do that, yeah. When I was little. I guess when I lived on my own...I let it slide.
>He scoffs to himself
Of course it had to habben 3 days before Christmas. Fuck.
>>2033876
Warrior Monks? Huh. I didn't know that. Sounds cool, though. Did you hear the word Assassin or Templar while with them, at all?
>>2033874
>:^((((((((
uhhhh
cuz im board
wait, wait, quick
folow mii, i no a shotcut round dis place
>>2033874
Well...hmm...
>she looks blankly and thinks
Hmm.... I guess I do technically.
>>2033876
Ooooh.
>sits down
>>2033877
Oh please, I'm just an innocent girl
>she mutters to herself "who's after your blood"
>>2033889
Hi lady.
>>2033871
That's only because you got used to it! Breaking out of your shell would make you into the person you were meant to be!
>>2033876
What an honor it is to see such a magnificent bundle of pages. Would you mind if I read it?
>>2033879
Sweet. Now be a good boy and bring somethin' to drink for momma Syo!
>>2033887
How the hell does anythin' you just said mean anything in any way? I mean seriously, I know you're some kind of worm thingy,
but for real I didn't understand the first part! Do what? I hope you didn't mean DO that! Because like 99% of you...people and...things don't hit my standards!
I only work with the best kind of ingredients! Like makin' the perfect pasta!
>>2033877
It's just....
I can't do this...here...I'll let you go, little girl.
>>2033881
>I'd have to replay to be completely honest
>I'd honestly rather to do sully to be completely honest
>>2033842
Hey, if I was my old self, we wouldn't be having this conversation, stupid. I'd say I've made quite the improvement
>>2033856
You only kill guys? That sounds pretty dull really. I, on the other hand have fun with the whole family!
>>2033858
Turns out getting your head blown to bits hurts like hell. Who knew?
>>2033871
Did I lie? I don't remember lying..
I thought this look would grow on people eventually
>>2033876
Look, if you're going to kill me, can you speed it up please? Your language is excruciatingly painful to understand
>>2033889
I...probably should've foreseen this happening.
>>2033892
>That's what I was thinking. Hell, I might even pick him up at some point.
And that storm meets Chiaki quietly.
>>2033895
I don't need luck, my inkvasion is goink to succeed ~de geso!
>>2033903
>To be completely honest, do it.
>I'll pick up Nathan, if I'm honest.
>>2033910
But...I couldn't have possibly foreseen that...
Guess it's...game over for me.
>>2033898
I'd say you're right, but you're not. Trust me when I say this new me is better than the old me.
>>2033899
I thought you told me to leave you alone before you kicked my ass?
>>2033908
You said you were a hero! You totally lie a bout that!
And the look needs to go. If I may, I suggest going with a "cultural" costume, so you can stay modern!
>>2033895
Another guy I know, who has the same face..same voice, awh screw it, i'm gonna cut the crap, you remind me of a Video game character, the resemblance is seriously uncanny.
>>2033908
I never saw a shotgun before, it blows up? Like a bomb? That must hurt
>pokes his face
And how did you survive something like that?
>>2033910
Eh? Thanks?
>>2033890
'Tis not a trouble.
>>2033895
I heard little more than battle-cries or...screams, regarding their temple being set ablaze.
>>2033898
Why doth thou think I carry such things? I doth know it by heart.
>>2033910
>sleepy muttering
And with that, it seems we have a victor, ladies and gentlemen.
>>2033930
>Draws on your face.
>>2033932
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>>2033908
Well, I didn't know you before, and now you're talking about serving me justice after I'm dead. Doesn't sound like a hero to me.
>>2033914
Of course it will.
>He shakes his head while walking away, trying to contain his laughter
Tentacles...sure, Squidzilla...
>>2033923
Video game? Seriously?
>He thinks for a while
Wait. A video game from Abstergo, by any chance?
>>2033930
Oh. Damn. I'm sorry, didn't know that.
Did you do that, or were they friends.
>>2033932
Huh. Impressive for a crab. Congratulations.
>>2033899
At this point I can tell how easily fragile your mind is. Having to think about many events at once without complete control. I now know why the second version of yourself is weak.
>>2033932
Hahaha!
Haha...
Ha...
Um... How did I do that?
Now, for the first time, I'll have the victor choose one of the many colourful backgrounds that they may see fit.
You can choose them here:
http://imgur.com/a/pMWqz
>>2033945
Cthulhu! Or, something..
>>2033895
At least you can still celebrate Christmas as a ghost. Aaaand, you made it possible for many others to be able to celebrate it! I'd be pretty proud of myself.
>>2033896
>jk bb ily :^)
You sure about this? ...Alright.
>She follows you, but worriedly looks around to make sure there isn't any danger.
>>2033897
Well, it's alright. You seem to be happy with the way things are going for ya. All I can say is, "good luck"!
>>2033919
Fine, fine. It's rude of me to try and tell a stranger how to live their life. You do you, and I'll do me.
...Say, you're not wearing any perfume, are you? Or is that just your deodorant? Something smells pretty tangy.
>>2033930
Oh man! Thank you so much, miss! I really appreciate it, I'll learn your ways and cherish your practices.
>She opens her hands out to receive the book.
>>2033932
Congrats little girl.
Thanks for hosting, Ringabel.
>>2033932
Though she did defile my body. Well done clawdia many thanks host.
>>2033908
Eww, bloody hell. You really are a shitty one. You're like the one who eats anythin' from the menu,
while I'm the gourmet who actually gives a crap about what gets on her plate!
Get some taste and get back after that!!!
>>2033919
I meant that you should drop the thing we were talkin' 'bout!, but the better question is...
Where is my drink?
>>2033942
Second version?!? Ohh ya' mean the little bitch in the back of my head? Yeah, that one is a weak, little pansy.
But the bombastic Genocider Syo has a strong mind ya bastard!
>>2033947
Congrats
Thanks for hosting
>>2033932
Thanks for hostink. I'll win next time though. My inkvasion will succeed ~de geso!
>>2033940
Do you not believe me? I'm not squidding around ~de geso.
>>2033947
Thank you for hosting,Ringabel.
>Jasper
>>2033932
Darn... good job.
>>2033947
Congrats, Clawdia.
Thanks for hosting!
>>2033919
I'm TRYING to be a hero. Its kinda hard, you know!
Pfft, I like modern enough!
>>2033928
Nah, its just a big gun.
I survived because I'm Carnage, Missy. That's how it works
>>2033940
Look, I'm kinda new to this. Cut me some slack, okay?
>>2033947
Thanks for the game 'n all that shit!
>>2033932
Hey, great job out there!
>Thanks for hosting!
>I love this image
>>2033908
Hmf. Again, what manner of being art thou?
>>2033932
Damn...blasted...fiends...should've burned you.
>>2033937
>Stilfed yawning
>>2033940
As I said, I doth fear buddhists and have the odd...tendencies towardst pyromania.
>>2033952
>She places it in your hand her smile widening
>>2033947
Congratulations, Madame! And thank thou, human, for having us!
>>2033947
Oooh, so much choices...
I pick the ship!
>>2033951
I'm just a servant to one of his servants, the lowest of lows.
>>2033952
And good luck on your journey.
>she waves with her claw
>>2033947
Congrats, thanks for hosting.
>>2033947
Good job Clawdia. It's only natural you'd be able to win this.
>>2033952
Are you trying to hit on me?
>>2033959
You never told me what kinda drink you wanted, but if you don't care, then I can give you a spare soda I have with me.
>he pulls out a Coke Zero from his jumpsuit
>>2033974
How the hell is saving people hard!?
>>2033952
><33333
>We make it throught the building in one piece, through means of' 'shortcuts.'
>We end up behind a vault door.
see? told ya, h0ttie
behnd dis door is da big stufz, onc we lay a pop on dis door an get da moniz, we smooth sailin
ill let ya do da honorz
>>2033940
Yea, that's it, those guys have made a whooole series of games called, The Creed, their alright, Two is the best in my opinion, but y'knoow, back on topic, you look exactly like the recurring main character.
>>2033989
Oh yeah, and thanks for hosting.
>>2033986
A cute
>>2033979
How was your sleep? Well I hope?
I'll host if Maria finally admits her love for me.
Thanks
>>2033987
I told ya' to bring me a drink and not bottled piss, you dirty asshole. How 'bout you follow the name of your clothes
'n just jump out of a plane while werin' yer jumpsuit?
>>2033959
I highly doubt that. Always fighting with your inner self, without focus.
A weakness in the mind. Hopefully you can solve that. But my.doubts are high
With that I will take my leave
*Spreads out her wings*
Farewell cosmic travelers
*She flies away*
>>2033986
>>2034000
It was a pleasure.
>>2034038
And, for you.
>I'm going on the assumption that the other thread is b8.
>>2033979
>As she opens a page and begins reading, her eyes widen.
Ma'am! Ma'am! I'm seeing a vision!
>>2033983
See you around!
>She waves back and smiles under her breather.
>>2033987
As if. I just wanna know what smells so gross!
>>2033992
Alright...I can do this. I just gotta be quick, and....
>She shoots the vault lock.
>The door opens!
>....As soon as they do, alarm bells start blaring throughout the building.
Awww shit, we gotta hurry! What should I grab?!
This looks like fun.
>>2044303
