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>Sips cup in a way that attracts attention
>>2031489
Ugh, You're so childish!
>>2031446
"Because you only commit that action to the ones that you feel intense feelings of affection toward them, and they have to feel the same levels of affection towards you as well."
>>2031532
Hey.
Stop that.
>>2031511
I thought you said you were gonna ignore me?
>>2029513
>stretches to get ready for new thread
>>2031442
To this day, I have never envied a man. But right now, its really getting at me...
>>2031458
Hey, I didn't mean any offense. I'm still getting used to this place.
>>2031483
Hollow? What do you mean by that!? I don't think I can get any more hollow than, oh, I dunno, my SOUL leaving my body!?
>He sighs, and calms down a bit
It's just...fuck. I didn't imagine this'd be life after death.
>He sits down, a hand on his cheek
At least I died doing the right thing. I think.
>>2031492
Resurrected? You mean you died too?
>>2031532
>He notices you drinking
Hey, got any more of that? I'm pretty thirsty.
>>2031532
>gives (You)
>>2031532
Please stop making so much noise...
Give me a good reason why I should host for you and I host.
>>2031546
Can we hunt him down and steal his game?
>>2031532
.....
>>2031462
*Caress her head*
Yes it is my little one.
>>2031492
I aim for the spread of cosmic knowledge. It would not matter to me how this knowledge is use.
>>2031541
>Empty Soda but still sucking on the straw noises
>>2031532
F.F! I was just mindink my own business, when I couldn't help but notice you! What's up ~de geso?
>>2031541
R-right ~de geso!
>She turns around.
>>2031489
I need this game in my mouth, right now.
>>2031490
Yes, Dark Souls as I've been told...
>>2031505
YES I WORKED HARD TO KEEP HIM ALIVE AND THEN I GET TO ASH LAKE, SCREW YOU LITTLE ONION GIRL
>>2031557
Because I would appreciate it very much.
>>2031532
>Sips Dr. Pepper in response.
>>2031553
>Pets you
....
>>2031533
You're the one that doesn't want me coming in here for some strange reason. Maybe YOU'RE the one that's actually childish!
>>2031546
>envying me
Oh boy, you're making a terrible mistake.
>>2031557
Because else that shitposting bot will receive more shitposting more quickly.
>>2031557
>for fun
>>2031432
Healing? Couldn't you just revive? Didn't Chulhu give you that power?
>>2031458
>pounces away, muttering insults
>>2031469
>she looks at the undead confused
Sorry?
>she jabs her other claw on undead's leg
I don't see a reason how apologizing can give me blood
>>2031483
Oh they brought me to a school, now the headmaster wants me to come here and get blood.
>>2031557
there's no reason.
>>2031532
Can Riki have souda?
>>2031489
What is "yen"?
>>2031532
Can you not?
>>2031572
>steals
>chugs
>runs away
I'll host after I eat ma pizza
...
>>2031566
I watched him sacrifice his life for me. I cried as I heard his screams.
>Games are cancelled
>>2031547
Then don't insult how are race looks. We could very well say that you aren't how we imagined either until we studied you.
>>2031566
I guess that makes sense.
>Jasper
>>2031557
For the games.
>>2031494
Rest ye well, human.
>>2031518 (Asellus)
And what, perchance, might such things be, hm?
>>2031532
How doth thou manage to do that so loudly, Foo Fighters?
>>2031547
Nay, mine prince did put a spell of sleep upon me, and upon mine awakening, I had "cheated" death, and hath thusly broken away from the cycle of reincarnation.
>>2031560
Hm...'tis a rather questionable goal, I daresay.
>>2031593
'Tis greatly appreciated.
>>2031596
Something the matter, human?
>>2031541
Hey, you still owe me water, jerk.
Don't tell me to stop.
That's like asking me to stop living.
>>2031538
I do feel super lots of affection towards her, and I'm pretty sure she likes me too.
So it's fine, right?
>>2031547
I do have a lot more, but it's all mine and I need it all.
So, no. You can't have any.
>>2031553
Never!
>Slurps louder
>>2031560
.....
>>2031564
Nothing much, I'm just being bored and sitting around, waiting for Jolyne.
How're you, Squidder?
>>2031572
>Sips in morse code
>>2031587
I don't have any soda, I have water.
Sorry about that.
>>2031590
I need water to live, so no, I can not not!
>Slurps loudly
>>2031560
Are you goink to stay, or are you goink to go back to sleep again ~de geso?
...
>>2031593
post pics
>>2031576
>she instinctively closes her eyes, was that a purr just now?
...What are you doing...
>>2031547
All undeads slowly lose their mind. They become dangerous creatures. That is a hollow.
No ones expects this to be their afterlife. You're not alone here.
>>2031558
Heavens, no. Petty thievery is terrible!
>>2031600
>implying we want your games
>Resets timeline
>>2031561
I'm getting mixed signals here...
>>2031564
Hey Squid Girl?
>>2031566
I have another game you can shove in your mouth awhile~
>unzips his jumpsuit
>takes out dangan ronpa 1&2
>>2031577
Y-yeah well, can you blame me?
The last thing you said to me was that you'd watch me shower, Kazuichi Pervert Souda-san.
>>2031592
H-hey! That was mine!
>>2031593
That better be a homemade pizza. Else you and I are going to need to burn some calories~
>>2031596
You okay there?
>>2031608
Now you're just trying to piss me off.
>>2031610
.......
>>2031608
...What are you drinking?
H-Has Tarkus been confirmed for Dark Souls 3 yet?
>>2031608
I'm doink great! I talked to my shrimp buddy about you last night. He can't wait to meet you ~de geso!
>>2031620
>Ignores.
>>2031608
"May I ask you something?"
>>2031617
Damn it Chara.
>>2031608
Ahhhh...
>he waddles away
>>2031607
It's nothing for you to be worried about.
>>2031612
Petting you. Do you not like it?
>>2031617
>>2031613
But do you want it or not?
>>2031617
time cop has arrived
>>2031616
Who ever said I had games? I was making a joke. I hosted once and i'm bad at it. That shit was so long ago though.
>Jasper
>>2031628
fuck off nigger
>>2031608
...
>>2031646
I-I don't mind it...you can keep going.
>>2031624
It is, actually, and I still have to cook it, sooo
>>2031653
Patience is a virtue. I will get it soon enough
>>2031587
Yen is the Japanese currency, birdy. Aren't you familiar with that, or are you one of those special birds?
>>2031608
I DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING! I GAVE YOU MONEY TO GET YOURSELF A GALLON OF WATER, Y'ASSHOLE!
>>2031622
I'd sooner kill myself than watch some pale lady shower. That sounds like an awful time to me.
>>2031636
Hey, I'm serious. I need you for something.
>>2031635
>Ask pewdiepie or someone
>>2031655
>Be me
>Fighting Beelzubub
>He is almost dead
>Bodyslams me to death
>Mfw
>>2031581
Who...?
>>2031617
>Gay priest is here.
>>2031609
I'll stay for a little longer.
>>2031607
Knowledge is what can lead to a great deal of helper discovers.
>>2031608
*Approaches the female*
*Raised one of her tendrils*
>>2031607
Well, don't tell anybody, but I can't actually control this body's lips very well, so I've just gotta kinda tongue at it just right for a little bit until the water comes out.
It's pretty hard.
>>2031626
Am not, why would I do that? I'm trying to make friends here, not enemies. How is me drinking water annoying you?
>Siiiiiiip
>>2031632
Water. Nice, amazing, fantastic water. The essence of life. H20. My life force. The ocean in a cup.
>>2031636
Oh really? Did you tell him I'm a plankton?
Jolyne says I'm allowed to tell people now.
>>2031638
Yeah, sure, go ahead!
Unless that was your question.
>>2031670
...Alright, sorry, I'll stop.
Being a jerk isn't really working like Jolyne said it would, it's making me feel empty.
>>2031676
And I LOST IT SOMEWHERE!
So yeah, you do owe me something!
B-Bub!
>>2031676
Oh, who knew you'd change your mind so fast.
What made you change your mind, Kazuichi Pervert Souda-san?
>>2031581
>Lets go of... "wrist" and grabs leg
Damn that hurt!
>Takes out Zweihander
Now I'm mad...
>Leans back slightly and overhead swings the thing with one hand
>>2031597
D-don't remind me... That damn idiot, getting himself killed...
>>2031620
A-ah, T-two?!
>>2031671
Go and cook it then! Could you spare me a slice? Pleaaaase?
>>2031670
Thank you very much. I shall contiune.
>She kept on petting your head.
>>2031600
Hey! I wasn't trying to-
>He sighs
Forget it. How did you get here?
>>2031607
Wow. Let me get this straight. You slept through dying?
>He lets out a surprised chuckle
That's pretty damn amazing.
>>2031608
>He frowns, visibly agitated
Look, I just got here, confused as hell, and I've just realized I'm dead. On top of that, I'm really fucking thirsty. So could you pretty pretty please spare one fucking bottle?
>>2031613
>He sighs, nodding
Well, my body's probably been taken by Abstergo already, who knows what they're doing with it right now. Not sure if there'd be anything left to become a "hollow" or something.
>>2031676
Riki do not know what Japanese is.
>>2031676
>Crosses her arms and pouts.
>>2031683
That sounds great ~de geso!!
>>2031696
No, I didn't. I made sure I didn't say a word ~de geso!
>>2031702
If I give you my pizza, then your butt is only going to get bigger!
>>2031696
"Has she ever shown affection towards ou? An example of this would be her kissing you on the lips, or her telling you herself that she felt a special way towards you."
>>2031667
Alright. I'll keep on moving then.
>>2031696
Because you are doing it really loudly. That's why!
>>2031696
Is that so? Have you tried Dr Pepper?
>>2031646
Hmm...very well, then.
>>2031667
The assassins wouldst likely be anything but suspicious-looking, human.
>>2031683
Mayhaps so, but not all knowledge is for the better of mankind.
>>2031696
I...suppose thou hath a point. Surely thou shalt become more accustomed to it over time?
>>2031711
Essentially so, I suppose one couldst say. Mine prince is a...genius of sorts, I hath no doubts.
>>2031696
No, see, I owe you nothing! I gave you what you needed, and you lost it! It's not my fault you're not responsible with other people's money!
>>2031698
I've had the same mindset about you since I first saw you! I knew you were nothing more than one of those know-it-all scientist that like to brag about their amazing upbringing!
>>2031701
Yes, two. You may have them both, m'lord.
>>2031681
Time cop understands your pain
>Resets timeline once
>>2031672
B-but it's painful.
>>2031701
Sorry. But at least he did not encounter the Giant Dad.
>>2031714
W-what?! My butt is not big!
>>2031727
Can I pet you bychance?
hey friends this is an anon from /erp/ can you tell your people to stop shitpoisting? thanks :)
>>2031734
And I also assumed that you're nothing more than a pervert.
It seems we were both correct in our predictions.
>>2031683
I'll take that as a no, so who's in charge of your world?
>>2031701
>she gets knocked back to a wall
Damn it... Two hearts left, you are like those small tiny monsters with swords, but you are tall and annoying!
>she starts jumping up and down
And so stupid-looking!
>>2031712
Wait...how the hell can a chicken talk anyways? What the hell are you?
>>2031713
Heeeeey, squid giiiiiirl. I need yooooooou.
If you don't think shitposting is important in this community you are cancer.
>>2031751
deal
>>2031741
>...but the future refused to change
>>2031735
>Time cop deserve a cookie.
>>2031727
He must be if he's able to bring back people from the dead. Is he around here? I think I could use some help. Being dead and all.
>>2031751
>There's no stopping them. Just waiting until they get bored. Sorry man.
>>2031761
>Eh, it can be funny sometimes, but not all the time.
>>2031749
Yeah? Prove it!
>>2031758
>She starts tapping her foot, still ignoring you.
>>2031751
can you tell your people to stop shitposting aswell? thanks :)
>>2031696
It's fine...
This Jolyne person doesn't sound very wise.
>>2031706
I'm dreamy...
>>2031753
I'VE DONE NOTHING PERVERTED SINCE YOU'VE GOTTEN HERE!
>>2031758
Riki is nopon, best nopon!
>>2031751
Riki approve!
>>2031713
Would I abandoned only being I view as daughter here?
>>2031727
Perhaps that is ture....
>>2031754
No one. My world has many beings like myself.
>>2031761
>You are cancer if you think a certain way
>>2031751
Just ignore them.
>>2031714
Give me a slice or two then.
>>2031780
Dreamy you say? Does that mean you get a lot of dreams?
>>2031751
I was just helping out a genki friend. Was that bad? Sorry-
>>2031771
>she spins around
There!
>>2031768
Time cop would very much enjoy a cookie
>>2031774
I'm gonna smack you if you keep ignoring me.
>>2031784
What's a nopon?
>>2031683
Are you an octopus?
That's pretty cool, I'm a plankton.
>...Siip
>>2031713
Nice, thanks!
But you don't need to keep the secret anymore, 'cause Jolyne stopped by and said I didn't need to.
>>2031719
Uhh.. She's hugged me before.
Does that count?
>>2031721
Does that bother you?
Why? I'm just drinking water like you people do. I'm feeling very harassed right now, actually.
>>2031726
Uh.. Is that like, a soda? I can't drink soda. It's bad for me.
I need pure water.
>>2031727
Yeah, I hope so. I never thought it would be so hard to walk on land, but I'm making do.
The only issue is going to the bathroom.. Why do you people have special rooms for it? I keep forgetting to use them.
>>2031734
Yes it is! It's all your fault, you should have given me more.
Actually, give me more.
>>2031780
Well, she always tells me to be more assertive with people, you know?
But I don't really like doing that.
>Sips water
Who're you?
>>2031734
But... they're so big, can I even play both at once?
>>2031751
>Implying we can control what other do
>bladingmanwithbaseballbat.mov
>>2031754
>Throws Zweihander hard into air
>Hand catches fire
Time to heat things up!
>Throws Great Chaos Fireball
>>2031789
>You are cancer if you think
>>2031750
...What?
>>2031769
I never truly died, be it as it were. But nay, she is not, unfortunately.
>>2031785
'Tis more dependent on what one wouldst do with it, I suppose.
>>2031785
But isn't there like a master or a lord in it? There has to be servants too.
>hg
>no g
Leaves me hungry
>>2031801
>Toss you a cookie
>>2031809
>you are cancer
>>2031785
Pardon ~de geso?
>>2031804
>Keeps ignoring you anyways.
>>2031806
Alright, I'll tell him the next time I see him ~de geso!
>>2031816
Jaden Smith? Is that you?
>>2031753
(Player1) was sure that (he/she2) was dead but (Player1) runs into a very-much-alive (Player2)
>>2031781
Even I know that's not true.
Should I remind you the time you tried to grope me?
Or, should I contact my multiple wittiness.
>>2031806
Are you sure?
It's pretty good.
>>2031826
>You
>>2031806
But don't do it so loudly though. It's common practice to not sip so loud!
Can We Just Have A Fucking New Game Already?
>>2031806
"No that does not count."
>>2031816
Do something while you wait for the games. I'm watching Noroi:The Curse while I wait.
>I'm a bit found footage junkie.
>Jasper
>>2031840
>(U)
>>2031844
Why Are You Talking Like This Faggot?
>>2031804
Nopon is race Riki is, a lot of them in frontier village, but they all around the bionis.
>>2031844
Can You Not Fucking Type Like This?
>>2031792
>she looks at her feet
N-No...I mean, I'm happy...
>>2031806
I see...Hajime gives me similar advice often. She's a good friend of mine.
My name is Utsutsu, nice meeting you.
>>2031808
>she once again gets thrown away, this wasting no time to rebalance her self back
One heart, alright miss, you want a fight?
>she dashes forwards and slashes across near the chest area
>>2031806
*She freezes*
You lie. There is much more to than you see... Stand.
>>2031812
No... Why you ask?
>>2031828
O-oh... I said how I view you as one of my offspring.
>>2031856
BeCause I FuckIng Can
where's the fucking gaems?
i can't fucking wait. new thread faggots
>>2031810
You heard me right madam. I want to gently caress your head. Will you give me the pleasure of doing such a thing?
>>2031860
>She smiles
I'm glad to hear it.
>>2031806
Nope! I ain't givin' you shit! You deserve no watter!
>>2031808
You can! It's entirely possible, and even encouraged!
Just remember that I'm the best character in both games, even though I only appear in one.
>>2031828
Y'know, Hajime told me something about you. It's quite the juicy story too.
>>2031834
I NEVER TRIED TO GROPE YOU! YOU'RE MAKIN' SHIT UP TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A PATHETIC RAPIST!
Welcome, to the Twelve Dark Souls Games, I hope you're Prepared to Die.
Somethings to consider:
>1. First xx, State gender if hard to tell
>2. Swaps are to be held until after I have posted the Reaping
>3. Covenants have been added recently, so at the end of the games I will give the winner a choice of which one to join, or not join, it is up to you.
>3.5. For each win you acquire while under a certain covenant, you'll go up a rank up to rank +3, after which you will be able to join The Dark Ladies Court, if you so wish.
Now enter your tribute and fight!
>We got enough space in this thread so...
>>2031883
Kaguya Houraisan
>>2031883
Eggman-kun
>>2031883
Mii Swordfighter
>>2031883
Matsuda
>>2031883
Yurei
>>2031883
Ernie
>>2031883
Vic Viper
>>2031883
Mononobe no Futo
>>2031806
'Tis for the privacy of it. From a purely...practical standpoint, it doth be one of our most vulnerable times.
...Dost thou even require such things?
>>2031878
...I fail to see why thou wouldst wish to do so.
>>2031810
Damn it. Then I guess I'll be stuck here.
>He sighs, visibly tired
How do you put up with it? All this?
>>2031806
>>2031711
>In case you missed it
>>2031883
Desmond Miles
>>2031883
Riki the legendary heropon
>>2031865
Well... there's nothink wrong with that. I don't mind ~de geso.
>>2031881
>She stops tapping her foot, clearly affected by what you said.
>>2031883
Squid Girl
>>2031883
Fuck I forgot to change the "xx" FIRST 36
Do you people honestly need a little soda such as myself to host for you all?
>>2031883
Maria and Harusame
>>2031831
>I had one similar to that, but that's even better! Thank you.
>>2031881
Your angered tone makes it sound like you're back into a corner.
if you're so sure that you're innocent, why do you find it so hard to keep your composure?
>>2031883
Ebrietas
>>2031883
Hajime Hinata
>>2031883
Chisa
>>2031883
Bikko
>>2031883
Jasper
Female
>>2031883
Tiny Captain
>>2031883
Jonathan
>>2031883
Sakakura
>>2031865
Well looking at you, I presume you have a cult following you right? I mean you could pass up for a mini-Chulhu
>>2031883
Utsutsu
>>2031883
IVAN CHESNOKOV
>>2031883
Asellus
>>2031883
THE CHAMPIONS
>>2031883
FUCKING SHIT, I HATE YOU
KAZUICHI SOUDA
>>2031883
Andou
>>2031883
Mutsu
>>2031883
Marco
>>2031883
Nemissa
>>2031883
Meme
>>2031883
Kurisu
>>2031883
Clawdia
>>2031909
>>2031883
Illaoi-The Kraken Priestess
Female
>>2031906
take this fag
>>2031883
Sakuya Izayoi
>>2031883
Executioner Smough
>>2031883
Polt!
>female
>>2031883
Suruga Kanbaru
>>2031883
Someone
>>2031883
Peridots
>>2031883
Foo Fighters
>>2031828
Alright, cool.
What's his name?
I'm excited to meet him too.
>>2031834
Yeah, I'm sure. It'll probably kill me if I have any, actually, so you should keep it away.
Thanks though.
>>2031842
Alright, alright, I'll try not to.
>Sips even louder
>>2031850
What? Why not? I was looking forward to it and everything.. What does she have to do, so I know I have the all-clear?
Should I just ask her?
>>2031860
Utsutsutsutsutsutsutsutsu..
Alright, I'm gonna call you Utsu!
Nice to meet you too, I'm Foo Fighters.
>>2031865
You know about my Stand?
Well.. I mean, I guess you're half right.
I'm not REALLY the same as my Stand, but at the same time I guess I am..
Just think of it like a guy in a wheelchair, where I'm the guy and my Stand's the wheelchair.
That kinda works.
>>2031881
You're a dick!
I can't believe you won't give me any money just because I lost it..
>>2031896
Because I find you cute as all.
>>2031883
Ringabel
>>2031883
Nekomaru
>>2031937
I already got these clothes from you! Thanks, by the way.
>>2031911
>>2031930
>
>>2031944
15 cute 30 me
>>2031946
It will..kill you?
Are you so sure?
I have not heard of this.
>>2031946
His name is Kuga, but we have cool nicknames for eachother! Mine is Sea Commander ~de geso!
>>2031951
Hi Hikki
>>2031946
"It would be best if you ask her."
>>2031897
Hm? To what doth thou refer?
>>2031901
'Twould seem otherwise.
>>2031949
>She sighs softly
...If thou must.
>>2031946
...You're doing this on purpose now.
>>2031899
He told me you like something kinda gross...
>>2031904
>ignores
>>2031946
I'm a dick!? You're the dick here! You can't even support your own habits without tryin' to take advantage of other people!
>>2031883
If he didn't make it in replace
>>2031936
with
>>2031950
>Jasper
>>2031980
>ignores your ignoring
>>2031978
>She starts petting your head
So... soft.
>>2031980
>She tenses up, but still ignores you.
>>2031983
A-are you so sure? I promise I won't let you down.
>>2031960
Not a prob.
>>2031978
Just...this place. All the weird things you've never seen before. Like gods. Or aliens...or whatever. I've seen my share of messed up shit, but this beats it all.
>>2031711
>She sighs and reaches into her pocket, retrieving a tiny four-ounce water bottle and tossing it at him.
Here! But that's like taking a little chunk of my life with you!
I'm not gonna give you any more!
>>2031896
Well, everything does.
I've gotta get rid of waste somehow, right?
>>2031967
Yeah, it probably will.
Have you ever fed a fish Dr. Pepper before?
Did it die?
>>2031972
What's my cool nickname?
I want a cool nickname.
Can it be, "Foo Fighters, Queen of the Sea Plankton and Ruler of the Lake, Also the Best at Baseball!"?
>>2031975
Alright, I'll do that.
Thanks again, Sakuya.
You should teach me more stuff about being human.
>>2031979
No, I'm really not!
I don't get it, what am I doing wrong?
I'm being as quiet as I can!
>She slurps even harder
>>2031980
No, you're the dick for not sharing and giving me any money when I need it!
I need water to live! You don't need it as much as I do!
>>2032000
I don't think you ever could!
>Jasper
>>2031899
You sound uncertain...
>>2031946
You are emitting a certain arcane that is similar to stands.
>>2031915
I do have many who view and worship me as a god, though I am not one
>>2031980
>muffled bear noises
>>2032018
There's the problem; you don't think
>>2031992
Oi, don't you ignore me!
>>2031996
Yeah, I thought I'd let you know that. He's horrible at keeping secrets.
>>2032017
I GAVE YOU MY SALIVA, PUNK! ISN'T THAT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!?
>>2031883
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>2032017
>Snatchs your drink
Stop it!
>*wakes up*
Huh? Still nothing?
>>2032020
See, you do have a master, you are your own master and a master to those who follow you.
>>2032024
O-Oh god...oh no...I know who this is...
>>2032018
Show me your strength!!
>>2032024
>muffled bear punching noises
>>2032017
"Only if you allow me to."
>>2032017
I can't say I have.
But what is your relation to a fish, exactly?
>>2032028
Wh-what do you want?
>>2032026
Are you questioning my intelligence human?!
>>2032045
>Jesus christ what is that?
>Jasper
>>2032017
That's a little long, don't you think ~de geso?
>>2032020
I didn't mean to make it sound that way! I'm just sayink that as long as you're treatink me nicely I'm okay with it ~de geso.
>>2032028
>She starts trembling, just a little bit.
>>2032038
Nothink but a game ~de geso.
>>2032038
Don't worry, there's a game happening.
>>2032056
I'm just rattling the cage
>>2032028
That's not true! I still haven't told them about that sex bot you-
>>2031994
>Her arms fidget slightly under the sleeves
...Do mind the headgear.
>>2032016
The knowledge of beings from further than the moon did...startle mineself, to be certain, but the rest...? 'Tis not entirely beyond my realm of familiarity.
>>2032017
I had thought perhaps you somewhat simply...sweat it out, so to speak.
>>2032038
Thou hath missed the entries by a considerable amount.
>>2032017
>He catches the bottle, opens it and downs it all in one go. He looks visibly relaxed and happier
Thanks, that's pretty kind. Sorry for being a dick like that, I'm just...I'm still getting used to this place. Who are you?
>>2032038
>He shakes his head
Aside from a new round in this fucking arena, nope.
>>2032056
>>2031711
>In case you missed it
>>2031946
>she flashed a small grin at the other girl, seeing as she had given her a nickname she wanted to do the same for her new friend
Foo Fighters...
...
Then, can I call you F.F.?
>>2031878
Thank you for this...I cannot fully control my powers yet so I'm always afraid of hurting others when I'm touched or when I touch them...
>>2032018
I would never dream of letting down an amazonian goddess.
I will be screaming your name on the victors podium, I must assure you.
>>2032055
Could you give me some soda?
>>2032059
Don't worry though, unlike Hajime I'll only tell one other person.
>>2032046
>Soulcalibur or tekken
>>2032056
>git fit scrub
I said drop and give me twenty, I want to see how good you are!
>>2032045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swPlzzavzWg
>>2032067
...
>>2032039
I am my own master.
I care little what those who devote themselves to me do.
>>2032059
But of course I will. After all a wouldn't a mother protect her offspring with her own life?
>>2032079
G-GET AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEE!
>>2032050
>>2032063
>>2032068
I wasn't referring to the game, but I shouldn't be surprised for a Thursday night.
>>2032068
Worry not, I will not knock over your headgear.
>She gently rubs your head
>>2032072
Are you talking about your Gatchaman form? Because that seems like what you are talking about.
>>2032074
Hmmph. I suppose.
>Hands you a bottle of Dr Pepper.
..O-only because I had an extra.
>>2032074
>She turns around to face you again.
>>2032089
I'd do the same for you ~de geso!
Check and Make Swaps now, except for you Japser I got him in.
>>2032020
I'm doing what?
I can't fart, if that's what you're talking about.
Well, I can, but not the same way people do.
Wanna see?
>>2032028
NO! NOT EVEN CLOSE!
THAT WAS REALLY GROSS!
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU SPIT IN A LAKE AND FISH SOMETIMES EAT IT?
IT WAS LIKE THAT!
>>2032036
>Her hand turns into a gun, which she points at you.
Put the cup down, bitch.
Put it down and no one gets hurt.
>>2032047
Yeah, totally! Please do, actually.
I'm having a hard time being like a person, so..
I could use some help.
>>2032055
I'm a sea plankton using my Stand to use a dead girl's body to walk around on land.
>...Siiiip
>>2032059
Maybe..
What would be a better one?
>>2032068
I guess that could work, but I'm trying to be more human, y'know?
Sweating pee would be really weird.
>>2032069
My name's Foo Fighters.
No problem, hoodie dude. Where are you from?
>>2032072
Yeah, please do!
My friends in prison used to call me that, so it brings back some really good memories.
>>2032094
Oh now you're just overreacting.
>>2032069
I can't really remember how I came here.
>>2032066
You're an ass,human.
>>2032073
I'll be rooting with you in the game. Let's hope RNGesus let's us not harm each other.
>>2032081
I don't take orders crossbreed,I give them.
>>2032099
Thank you.
>Jasper
>>2032079
Riki i-is brave heropon, Riki can s-stand up to "bear"...
>>2032089
That's just weird, don't you worry abit about them? I mean it's like having fans, you kinda have to tell them to be careful not to go insane.
>>2032099
Looks nice.
>>2032088
This...This doesn't prove you right or anything...
>>2032099
Let's go.
>>2032104
What the hell!? Are you a demon!?
>>2032099
Looks fine host.
>>2032099
Aww I was too busy training- I must be on time next time!
>>2032097
Can you open this for me?
>>2032098
>he turns around
I don't think I can look you directly in the eyes anymore.
>>2032099
It's a-okay to me.
Well, enjoy the game and the peace and quiet. I'm out of here.
Later.
>flies off
