/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Small Green Loser Edition
Previous thread: >>2011218
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>tracklist MEGA folder
http://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
>Leaked promos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucDKqtTdnjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmJgSC_-y4
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>The Steven Universe Booru
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
*wwarps into thread
They are not okay, save them
>>2015886
We're back, baby!
Shitty edition
What if Jenny said she wanted to twerk on your face
>>2015895
Sucrose's frosting hair looks like shit.
>>2015904
I'd tell her Kiki's better.
Anyone know the source for this?
Hello boys. Enjoy your erection
Beach Opal
hello again
>>2015909
Her hair is beautiful, especially when she doesn't wash it for 3 weeks. It gives it a nice, healthy gloss.
>>2015967
>>2015969
>>2015904
I'd say yes and shove my face deep into her ass
![roach-brooch[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mPGfGFj.jpg "roach-brooch[1].jpg")
>>2015969
If you are going to post jewel roaches, then at least post some pretty ones.
Let's play..
molest
>>2015886
Peridot is CUTE!
boop
>>2015915
Nope, and the /co/ archive shows no entry
my earliest entry for the image is 1436846160991
that is 14/07/2015
Good FUCKING luck with that
https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/sardonyx?before=1436846160
Someone has source?
>asked last threads, but no luck
>>2016109
My only regret was that Greg is not more swole.
Would you?
>>2016143
Certainly, as long as the plushie already has hole cut out for me.
>>2016143
I thought her legs were backwards
Goodnight sug
Always make it an event, no matter how pointless it may look, as long as it is important to you you should make it important
>>2016189
What's important to me is posting SU art most people here haven't seen before.
>>2016109
http://ksuriuri.tumblr.com/
>>2016109
http://ksuriuri.tumblr.com/tagged/steven-universe
>>2016247
>>2016244
This is the artist that copied brideake's artstyle and makes me confused every time I see their art.
Is the coloranon still working?
>>2016273
I sure hope so.
>>2016225
>>2016244
thanks, based anons
>>2016239
happy full moon~!
>>2016339
I wonder if Lapis is stronger on the full moon like a water bender.
I'm going to be trying Pearl Vodka tonight.
I hope it doesn't disappoint me, because I do like me some Pearl.
>>2016373
That wouldn't be a half bad of a reference to pull if they did.
But she is a really water reliant fighter though.
So I'm finally rewatching the whole series, and of course that includes this episode. I knew people made fun of The Asian's storyboarding and everyone complained about Greg being a dick, but I didn't remember it as a bad episode. Now that I rewatched it, it's easily my least favorite in the whole series. The song is mediocre and Steven's VA is awfully off-tune during the whole thing, the storyboarding is terrible all around, there are like two decent jokes and the plot is not only a cliché, it's one of the dumbest examples of said cliché. "Sadie's Song" was just boring, this is plain bad. You guys should shit on this one more.
>>2016440
DEAR OLD DAD
>>2016440
It was (probably) shit on to death...
When it came out, but over time opinions change and people move on to other bad episodes like Sadie's Song.
>>2016462
Oh right, i forgot you could be banned for posting THAT kind of porn.
>>2016273
I dunno if the other guy is, I may start again tomorrow, depending on how tight of a schedule I will be running on
>>2016438
I'm curious as to how they'll keep Lapis relevant without her being overpowered.
>>2016492
There's plenty of ways around it, but he really should have used imgur.
>>2016550
Availability of water is one way to weaken her.
Surprise attacks for another.
Enemies that can't be harmed by water for various reasons.
what'd you guys think of Man of Steel
>>2016595
>partaking in capeshit
Absolutely disgusting.
>>2016595
It's pretty bad, I don't know how people got excited for BvS.
Maybe denial?
>>2016607
I just want to know my fellow SUfags are better than the rest of /co/
>>2016581
I just wanna see Lapis being kinda like Katara, having to strap a gallon of water on her back just in case anything happens.
>>2016411
Update: it's actually pretty good. Burns a little, but it's pretty smooth like Stolichnaya.
>>2016662
Does it have real pearls in it?
I want Garnet to spank Jamie's ass until it's red and sore
feeling pretty down /sug/..
what do you do? how you go on?
post some of your favorite pictures
I usually browse the /co/ threads because there's usually interesting and funny stuff. How do you guys like using /trash/ when the show is not in season? Are you in /trash/ threads even when the show is in season and /co/ threads are up?
>>2016766
I sometimes do it for her, other times i think how the ups and downs.
It's all one wild ride you just gotta survive till it's time to punch that card.
>>2016492
which of the blue gems is the best one?
Protip:It's Sapphire
>>2016776
People gossip about the crewniverse, post /ss/, argue about lapidot, and engage in the general savagery that you would expect from /trash/.
>>2016766
When I'm down, I watch something shows until I forget what I'm sad about. Usually a comedy.
Recent addition to my favorites.
>>2016776
I enjoy it, we can post porn here and we're more active. I ain't going back to /co/ every time the show comes back so they can just kick me back out again.
>>2016802
You don't have to tell me mate.
>Captcha: Superior (Gareau)
>>2016776
because SU people on /co/ are insufferable bastards.
I dunno what people will do when the show get aired again but if sug go back to /co/ I'll stay very far away from it
>>2016656
You know what? I want a fight between Redeem Team and some sort of ultra-badass Amon-y human. Steven tries to stop him, knock out punch right away. Garnet punches him, punch has no quarter, and is promptly bisected. Amethyst has her whip cut through with a knife, followed by him catching Pearl's thrown spear out of the air, which is redirected into the charging Perirobot, then by a multi-shank of Jasper and an ultimate helmet throw into Pearl. Possibly complete with c-c-combo announcer at the end. Then he stares down Lapis and he finally reaches for his guns as they prepare for the grand bandito water park ho-down showdown.
Then, a season later, human armies challenge Hommeworld by the thousands, all wearing the same armor.
>>2016766
That Jasper reminds me of Syndrome
I just try not to think about the fact that everything sucks, listening music helps, as long as it's not sad music
>>2016802
Lapis Lazuli, why is this even a question?
>>2016820
idk I always love seeing the giant reaction when something crazy goes down. Not a big fan of cartoon porn [spoiler]I'M A LIAR WASH ME DADDY[/spoiler]
>>2016847
No, fuck humans.
>>2016871
No, fuck you.
>>2016851
Fuck you, I didn't want to cry today.
>>2016896
Remenber that time that Steven tried to free Lapis and she said that she wanted to stay in prison?
That was a good episode
>>2016766
Im not into bsdm but if Jasper wanted to hurt me i would accept it
>>2016931
STOP. All the times Lapis tried to kill Steven and all of her other retarded actions don't count because Lapis is pretty and my waifu and I love her and you can't insult her ever. Fucking Jasperfags.
>>2016871
>>2016947
I'm samefagging for attention.
>>2016944
I am into bdsm and if Jasper or Lapis wanted to hurt me I would be so into it.
>>2016947
>literally tried to murder the main character and his friends and family
"But it's okay she's pretty"
>>2016956
reply
>>2016986
You're really bad at this aren't you
>>2016983
What would your safeword be?
>>2016947
VERDICT
ON ALL ACCOUNTS
GUILTY
>>2016986
Nobody but retarded youtube commenters think like that.
>>2016999
Don't even bother bud
>>2016944
>>2016995
For Lapis it's ocean.
For Jasper it's Cheetoes.
>>2017026
>>2017033
Is there anything more controversial in /sug/ than Lapis arguments, regardless if it be for or against her? I really enjoy shitposting about Lapis, but I really need something else to shitpost about. I swear I've been making the exact same posts and arguments for more than a year now, and even I'm beginning to become disappointed with my life decisions.
>>2017019
>>2017018
I mean the hate Jasper gets for the thing's she's done compared to Lapis and Peridot is pretty undeserved but there's no need to take it out on Lapiss.
>>2016995
Clods
>>2017046
indexer cause some ruckus from time to time
>>2017046
Saying Jasper will be shattered.
Only thing is there's very few Jasperfags to bait.
>>2017093
Just post that meme comic 8 million more times.
jej
>>2016991
?
that literally proves nothing, you still get a (you) when you reply to yourself
>>2017119
How many child molestation charges will Peridot get?
pearl's pubie penis
>Just sold a Garnet Funko and Pearl Funko for 50 bucks today.
And you clods said that it wouldn't work!
>>2017135
It's more likely some of those kids would molest her.
>>2017093
That doesn't really work. You might get a few replies at best, but never any real arguments. Arguing that Jasper did nothing wrong used to work great, but too many people have become convinced that Jasper actually isn't all that bad.
>>2017135
None
>>2017150
She's kind of a dick, but she hasn't really done anything "evil" so far.
Scalies.
>>2016411
>>2016662
>>2016670
>>2017177
Except that little bit about trying to kill the main characters which would eventually lead to the planet being destroyed and all of humanity dying.
http://strawpoll.me/7167569
Far more interesting poll than the ones we've had recently
>>2017210
She was bringing them to Homeworld to get information, she didn't try to kill anyone once.
She even had Ruby and Sapphire's vulnerable Gems and just put them in cells.
>>2017210
That would've happened without her intervining you know.
>>2017060
to be honest I don't think I've really ever seen much jasper hate, aside from shippers who are quick to say they don't like jaspis because it's problematic or whatever
in these threads though, it's always lapis getting picked apart.
and in the months leading up to peridemption, it was similar for peridot, because you had people who knew where things were going and people who somehow thought it was impossible for her to be redeemed
can't wait for the jasper morality debates to pick up steam once lapis is squared away with
>>2017231
>just blast them with the ship
>>2017247
Which would poof them.
>>2017245
Are you kidding? There are tons of tumblrites that ask you to tag any Jasper because the mere sight of her triggers them. I agree though that it's the anti Jaspis shippers that shit on her the most.
>>2017253
>implying a high-energy laser blast wouldn't disintegrate them
>>2017253
It would destroy their gems.
>>2017260
Her intent isn't to destroy the world, she was trying to protect Peridot because that was her mission, so yes?
did someone said amazoness godess
>>2017177
That is the problem. Too many people have realized that. Shortly after the first Jasper episodes aired, no one really believed that. So many thought of her as some generic cartoon villain, which allowed for huge multi-thread arguments to arise. It was fucking hilarious.
>>2017247
>>2017260
Reminder that the CG also tried to kill Jasper before she landed. Also, we have no way of knowing if the laser would have killed anyone.
>>2017245
Remember when people thought Peridot was literally Hitler?
>>2017260
>Jasperfags
I won't tell you who my favorite Gem is, but it ain't Jasper.
>>2017272
>>2017277
>implying we know enough about Gems or Gemtech to determine this
>>2017253
We don't actually know what it would've done to them. Blocking it exhausted Steven so presumably it packed a decent punch, possibly enough to break gems.
>>2017284
Why yes I did
>>2017282
>Her intent isn't to destroy the world
She knows exactly what the ultimate consequence of her actions will be, considering how she fought in the war. The fact that she's not responsible herself for the Cluster doesn't make her innocent.
>>2017288
>Also, we have no way of knowing if the laser would have killed anyone.
Seriously. Listen to yourself. You're like those idiots who say Lapis wasn't *really* trying to drown Steven and Connie. It's a fucking laser.
>Jasperfags inbound
Please no.
>>2017266
>there are people who think this isn't adorable
>>2017324
The consequences of her actions won't change a thing, is what I'm trying to say. She's not doing anything to speed up the destruction of the Earth, and neither is Peridot. It was just a recon mission.
>>2017330
yeahhh,this cute
but wont happen
>>2017324
The laser being lethal would make no fucking sense. Jasper initially uses it on the CG because who cares about them, but then she realizes that Rose Quartz is there and then uses the laser even more hastily. If it was lethal, then she would have been trying to kill the gem that she was trying to capture, which would be a contradiction.
>>2017247
Have a better one, anon
>>2017330
>or this
>>2017387
or this
>>2017291
Daily reminder that peridot did rape-auschwitz
>>2017387
The cutest.
>>2017362
>>2017387
>people hate redeemed jaspis
I hope all 3 HW gems become fuckbuddies tbqh
>>2017402
>She's still complicit.
So is Peridot.
>>2017387
Jaspis looks cute and you just know their relationship is going to get some focus after Malachite is done.
I want Jasper to put me in a leg lock, laughing as I struggle to get free
StevenXLapis>Lapearl>>>>>>>>>Jaspis>Lapidot
>>2017413
And Peridot was damn evil, too.
>>2017438
>Any Lapis ship
>>2016766
I fucking love babby Jappers
>>2017452
any ship with Steven is good even Lapis
>>2017438
Wow your taste is the complete opposite of mine
>>2017402
What doesn't make sense about it being non-lethal? It does very little damage to the areas it hits in comparison to other gem attacks and the only other gem tech we have seen from the recon mission are also non-lethal (the prison fields and the prod).
>>2017150
This...reverse bait? Magnificently done
>>2017136
Don't you hate when you get cummies stuck in your pubies?
>>2017452
>lapis in general
>>2017493
>What doesn't make sense about it being non-lethal?
There is no point to it. Jasper apparently agrees, considering she only aimed it at them once.
Ok /sug/, stop with the jokes
Post gems who did absolutely nothing wrong
I'll start
>>2017544
When are you starting?
>>2017544
>>2017544
let me start that for you anon
*paf*
>>2017544
Name one time, I fucking dare you.
>>2017544
>>2017544
Pic related.
>>2017576
When she fused.
>>2017595
Blue Diamond, we know that's you.
I swear to god we better at least see another fusion before trump becomes president and ends the world
una
>>2017576
"Future Vision". Remember that she knew it was going to be the most likely outcome.
Her intentions were good but considering how much shit Pearl and Amethyst get for the turns they've taken traumatizing Steven and how Garnet is supposed to be the stable one people could at least acknowledge that it was a bit fucked-up.
>>2017576
squished peridot without even considering that she might have valuable information
>>2017604
>trump becomes president
Nice meme.
>>2017544
Yellow Pearl, Blue Pearl, most of the corrupted gems, most of the cluster gems, Jasper, Sapphire, Ruby, Sardonyx and Garnet did absolutely nothing wrong based on what we have seen. Everyone else is pretty terrible.
>Steven committed mass Stevencide
>Amethyst attacks her teammates because they hurt her feelings
>Pearl during Space Race and Rose's Scabbard
>Peridot tried to kill Steven multiple times
>Lapis tried to kill Steven multiple times
>Yellow Diamond likes to commit mass genocide
>Blue Diamond executes people for saving other people
steven "have a great weekend" universe
Steven decides to have sex with Pearl
>>2017615
>Jasper did absolutely nothing wrong
no no we just went all the way through with this bait, please try something else
>>2017544
>>2017615
>Jasper, Sapphire, Ruby
>did absolutely nothing wrong based on what we have seen
The memes ends here
>>2017615
>Jasper
>Sapphire
>Ruby
>Garnet
>absolutely nothing wrong
I'll give you the corrupted and cluster Gems because they're not fully aware but Jesus.
>>2017635
She didn't, though. Trying to kill the CG was absolutely justified. They had their weapons drawn and were not willing to back down. Jasper did nothing wrong.
>>2017637
she forgot the beetle
>>2017637
Fuck off with the "fusions are a single entity" meme. Her constituents did wrong so she has also done wrong.
>>2017544
I was about to say Amethyst, but I now remember her all existence was a mistake
>>2017637
Hard to do nothing wrong when you don't do anything at all.
>>2017661
Don't blame her, blame her parents.
>>2017648
I can understand that Jasper is controversial, because it is basically an argument of "Do you think a police officer is justified in shooting people holding knives?", but what did Sapphire, Ruby or Garnet do that is wrong?
>>2017667
Man Amethyst fucks up so much she fucks up just by existing.
But we love her anyway.
>>2017615
Amethyst has literally done the least wrong
And PUH LEASE that rose shape shift shit is. In the past and Greg deserves it for killing her and taking her away from them all and endangering the earth and being bald
>>2017667
I feel you senpai
>>2017686
no WE dont
>>2017576
Fuck this mary sue. Terrible character.
>>2017688
>attacking Pearl because of angst isn't doing something wrong
>endangering herself because of angst isn't doing something wrong
Amethyst is low on the wrongness scale, but she definitely did some very wrong actions.
>>2017703
>posting le epic meme
Obviously I wasn't including you in that "we", as far as I'm concerned you're subhuman.
>>2017682
Sapphire and Ruby destroyed the best diner stand in all Keystone
Garnet allowed Steven to give us Garnet's Universe
>>2017717
>not enjoying Garnet's Universe
>>2017717
>hating on Garnet's Universe
>>2017576
"Whoops I just traumatized Steven it's ok though I'll just explain what I did and that will fix everything."
"Hey, I know there's a destructive enemy gem hiding somewhere but I think I'll just take a week off to be pissy at pearl and go on a road trip instead of looking for her. Won't that be fun?"
"Oh no, a problem. I'd better punch it."
"Shut up everyone else we're doing it my way. Oh wait, Steven had an idea? Never mind we're doing it his way. What do you mean he might die? I'm sure it'll be fine."
"Oh that problem is still there. I'll just punch it again to be sure."
A true paragon.
>>2017717
>hating on Garnet's Universe
The only one that is wrong here is you.
>>2017661
>denying canon this hard
Anon, it's been stated that fusions are a separate entity from their component gems.
>>2017667
>>2017688
Nigga fuck y'all for trying to erase her actions because waifus and shit.
This whole show is about forgiveness, development and letting go of the past. Everyone fucks up. What makes Pearl and Amethyst not only good characters but likeable ones is that they acknowledge their mistakes and actively try to move on or at least make up for them.
>>2017715
>Likes Amethyst
>Thinks that he or his waifu is important
>actually using le epic meme in a sentence
Its better to be a subhuman than being in love with trash kiddo
>>2017717
Confirmed for being no fun.
Do you think she ever fugged Steven and told him not to tell anyone?
>>2017717
>hating on Garnet's Universe
>the most anime episode to date
Get that rope ready, bud.
>>2017767
>What makes Pearl and Amethyst not only good characters but likeable ones is that they acknowledge their mistakes and actively try to move on or at least make up for them.
And that's why no one can relate to Garnet and why she is left behind when listing 'good' characters
>>2017778
You mean her brother?
Oh yeah, without a doubt
>>2017777
checked
>>2017777
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