Neu geumeu
Feurst meuch
Homura
This feels like a terrible Idea...
>>2012858
Fujiwara no Mokou
Matsuda
Raiden
Depressed Sonic
>>2012858
Lambda-11
I...have a bad feeling about this.
Garfield
Minako
i neu neuthin
Tiny Captain
Neptune
Corvo Attano
>oh christ
Soleil
Koyomi Araragi
Yurei
Tintin
Treucky's Sqeurd
Undead-chan
This can only go wrong...
This bitch with Acorn hair
Drill Doge
Bikko
Lord Beerus
Nowi
Bill Overbeck
Stanley
Eggman-kun
>>2012890
Id give her my seed.
Benjamin Carmine
Misaki Mei
Fairy
Palmer
>>2012847
Why's it the wrong time?
>>2012851
Hiya, Lambda.
>>2012856
Hey there.
>>2012863
I'm not dirty!
Squid Girl
>>2012858
Mononobe no Futo
Suguri
Jeun Sneu
>>2012851
What? That's fucking stupid. Why not just say the ava is retired and up for grabs instead of doing that shit?
>>2012908
Dangan Fedoraman
Mii Swordfighter
Rick Grimes
>>2012909
It's early morning. Not many people will be here.
>>2012919
>I think he wanted to be special or some crap
>>2012926
Late again?
K im hard as fuck. What should I fap to?
>>2012909
Greetings, Soleil.
...If you desired rest, there are likely more...peaceful locations.
>>2012919
>To drive the point home that they're done with it.
>Someone else has already stepped up, I believe, assuming it wasn't a one-night-only thing.
>>2012880
>I know nothing about it other than "giant robots".
Eureu yeueu reueudy?
>>2012863
>Name a souls game with lore that some can actually understand. It's more based of the players take on the lore
Madoka Kaname
>>2012929
>It's early morning. Not many people will be here.
So then why are you here asshole? Just fuck her. We already know this is what you're nudging towards.
>>2012931
>Implying this isn't a bait ass game.
>>2012909
>rolls on arm
>>2012863
I'm not dirty either.
>>2012934
The ava below me
>>2012934
a real-life brain transplant
>>2012936
>gets on the ride
>>2012936
Fuck you juen snue. Getting your own fucking district. Put me in it senpai.
>>2012939
Whoa... calm down there cowboy. I don't want to do that to her.
>>2012936
Ready as we'll ever be.
>>2012890
Use this you faggot.
>>2012938
Is she sitting on a tomb?
>>2012939
Yes.
>>2012936
Looks good.
>>2012936
Looks good.
>>2012948
Thanks faggot.
>>2012934
I don't know. This maybe.
>>2012952
That's a shit opinion imo desu senpai.
>>2012936
I hath mine doubts that any being couldst be prepared for what's to unfoldeth.
>>2012936
I'm ready for this.
>>2012909
>>2012940
I didn't sweep the floors in the first place, so it's ok!
>>2012937
>Fair point.
>>2012936
Looks fine host.
>>2012952
Look man, it was a goof, a gaff, there's no need to be upset over it. Besides, it's not like anyone else can't pick up the avatar now.
>>2012959
You look good
>>2012936
You have quite a lot problems....
>>2012929
So what?
I like the quiet. Kind of.
>>2012935
I don't know, I just like it here.
>>2012936
n e u
>>2012940
>Removes arm from under you and puts it behind her head
>>2012968
I thought you just said you swept the floors.
>>2012936
Uhh... I guess I'm ready.
>>2012935
>Giant fighting robots with a great customization system.
>>2012964
Most of my opinions are shit senpai. I jyst think it's stupid is all
>>2012974
>>2012980
Beugeun
>>2012943
It's not time for ride. That comes later.
>>2012936
....Im still deciding that part.
>>2012980
Thuenk yue.
>>2012974
Thanks stranger!
I want Sophisto to finger me
>>2012981
Suit yourself I guess. Anyway, who are you?
>>2012993
What the hell?
>>2012993
B-betrayed already?!
>>2012993
Holy shit, I'm gonna have a stroke trying to read this.
Well played.
>>2012993
Oh wow.
>>2012993
>>2012981
Nooo!
>contemplates getting the other arm instead
>rests head on you instead
>>2012981
Admittedly, even I prefer to depart when I wish to...rest.
>>2012952
>for the hell of it, I suppose
>>2012950
>No clue.
>>2012993
typical
>>2012981
I lied!
>>2012993
>
>>2012993
Um...no deal?
>>2012993
As the match began, Stanley--
Wait, what's the... Who wrote this script? How am I supposed to tell the story when I can't even understand the words on the page?
>>2012993
Quick facts since I added +4 tributes and "changed" some rates.
First simulation: 30% death rate 1% arena rate: Winner: Corvo Attano; 3 kills
Second simulation: +4 tributes, same settings: Winner: Mononobe No Futo.
Third simulation: 1% death rate 0.5% arena rate. Winner: TBD
>>2012968
>miyazaki himself stated he loves to hear the point that people make on the games lore. He loves the open minds the fans have when it comes to the lore.
>>2012993
Uhhh.... What?
>>2013002
I'm Soleil.
Who are YOU?
>>2012993
>>2013022
i was betray
>>2013011
I don't really have anywhere to go.
>>2013017
Why?
>>2013010
Okay, you win. I'm too tired to move.
>>2013022
this text is going to make me have a heart attack
>>2013019
Um, I think you need to replace the eu's with I's Narrator....
>>2013022
....
Nevermind, I can't translate this either...
>>2013022
Also: 2nd sim: 6 kills.
Only the arenas save you from this nightmare.
>>2012993
I don't even know who betraed who.
>>2013025
There are more...serene locations here. I had taken to an isolated clearing whenever I require my recharging.
>>2013032
this is the game that hg deserves
>>2013022
Uhh... I don't know what going on right now.
>>2013032
I was betrayed...?!
By who..?!
Those that saw city?
>>2013022
Uh... betray?
>>2013019
Why is there voice coming from the sky!?
>>2013025
Yurei
how the fuck do i ava luigi from SMB without going PIZZA PIZANO BAMBINO ITALIAN FOOD
>>2013032
No betray? No deal?
>>2013023
>I figured that considering the way the Lore is conveyed.
>>2013025
As a... joke?
>>2013046
Don't expect spicy memes. Don't expect salvation by warping time.
>>2013022
Well, who knows what Stanley is up to. Not much I can do with a script as useless as this one.
>>2013030
No, no it doesn't make sense even if I do that. Whoever sent me this script is getting fired, that's for sure. And to think, I was so excited to tell this story too. I even practiced.
>>2013032
I think I can make this one out... Stanley knows nothing.
Well, that's not very exciting is it?
>>2013042
Don't mind me, I'm just trying to tell the story here. It's a shame someone illiterate had to write the script though.
>>2013046
Much to the surprise of Stanley, he was betrayed by the... by theee....
Nope, that's it, I'm giving up.
>>2013025
Yes!!
>rolls half on you, half on ground
>turns face away to hide smile
>>2013043
You don't.
>>2013043
Just use the RPG as source material for his personality
From what I've seen, he's shy, sweet, and usually unwilling, but can be brave when he needs to be.
>>2013043
What's wrong with going "PIZZA PIZANO BAMBINO ITALIAN FOOD"
>>2013045
>And with this we can officially conclud that Smough is best souls boy and The Darkling lady isbest souls grill. It's cannon now
>>2013046
How despairingly accurate.
How long will this cycle of betrayal last before I fall?
>>2013061
Um, I heard stories of betrayal make for good writing. Maybe the writer just needs some english lessons?
>>2013062
>Aikawa will never rests his head on your shoulder
>>2013061
I can tell you one thing voice coming from the sky, you're going have a much easier time when the next battle happens.
>>2013058
Yeueu neueu neutheung. Yeueu eureu neutheung.
>>2013043
I'm gonna get a fucking aneurism from lauging so hard thanks anon
>>2013079
D-Did I get betrayed?
>>2013076
depends on who you are and if I need to recharge my comfy-batteries
>>2013022
I...I won one of such incomprehensible messes? Ha, ha...hahaHA! Of course I hath! Mine power is peerless amongst these heathens!
>>2013073
I can't even begin to explain how awful this writing is. I could have hired chimpanzees that write better than this!
In fact, maybe that's not such a bad idea. Let me write that down...
>[Pencil scrawling on paper.]
>>2013078
That goes without saying. Whoever brought me this script is getting fired.
>>2013080
Aw
A Luigi Ava would've been cool to see
Whatevs
i work alone
>>2013037
Oh, I haven't taken the time to explore. I think I will, later.
>>2013042
Well, it's nice to meet you, Yurei.
>>2013045
Oh...
I don't get it.
>>2013062
You really are relentless, huh?
>>2013095
Yeah. I was also thinking about Vinesauce Joel or some /co/ shit. whatever
>>2013096
no deal
>cody
>>2013079
Theu reudeu neuveur eunds
>>2013093
Seunceu theuy eureu neut peureu geumeus, theu weunneurs eureu neut creuwneud, eund euseueully neut eunneunceud teu theu peubeuc. Theus eus , heuweuveur neut theu ceuseu
>>2013096
I WALK ALONE
>>2013099
Considering your sheer amount of...dates, I would have assumed otherwise.
>>2013094
If it's not too much to ask, I could help write a script with you. But don't count on it being genius.
>>2013099
Nice to meet you to Soleil.
>>2013103
I am not betrayed? How!?
>>2013105
I WALK THIS EMPTY STREET
>>2013099
>dozes off
>>2013108
i was betray
>>2013094
But, can't you just make chimpanzees work for free?
Or rather, use that money to hire actual writers?
>>2013103
N-no deal?!
>>2013096
no deal
>joins
>>2013108
I betray.
I think that's what I'm supposed to say
>>2013105
I WALKED FOR MILES INSIDE THIS PIT OF DANGER
post HG shit
>>2013108
Hnnnn.
Hnnnnnnn.
HnnnnnnnNNnNNN
This is BORING! IIIIIIiiiIIiII don't have time for this tomfoolery. TOMFOOLERY!
>>2013131
Why?
>>2013109
I'm not looking for anything genius, just something readable. Have you even looked at the script I've been given?
>>2013115
No, I think I like the chimpanzee idea more. Their minds are much easier to manipulate. I bet they wouldn't complain as much either.
>>2013103
...I've nary a clue what thou hath said. Haha, nonetheless, mine true power art unmatched, shouldst I but bare it!
>>2013138
I KNEW NOTHING! I KNEW NOTHING!
>>2013117
I neu nothing.
>>2013142
>When was this?
>>2013131
>>2013138
Eureuneu
Veud wheureu preuheubeuteud
>>2013148
Reudeuceul
>>2013107
Nope! I'm just pretty resourceful.
>>2013112
You gettin' comfortable?
>>2013070
>Smough
>Not Sunshine man
>Shiggy Diggy
>>2013099
>Shrugs
I don't either...
>>2013138
I don't know what going on.
>>2013151
The date on the posts say 3/13/15
>>2013143
Yeah, I saw it. I couldn't even understand a lick of it. Must be some sort of ancient writing... still confusing as hell though.
>>2013156
is pep dead yet?
>>2013143
I mean..I guess...
...
Who are you again? If not just a mysterious voice in the sky?
>>2013153
>tfw they were the final 2
>>2013131
>The one ture OTP. Ends with a tragedy
>>2013158
I...am uncertain you should have so much...occupied time.
>>2013151
>10 days ago
shit i cant think of anything to ava
SHIT i got an amazing idea
I ava my own OC so that way I have many images
>>2013182
Yeah it's not like there are characters out there with thousands of images or hours of screen time.
>>2013131
I miss this bonehead...
>>2013170
This is beautiful.
>>2013182
>implying making oc images is easy and quick
>>2013159
>Your right. Bonewheel skeleton is best boy
>>2013162
>I have the eyesight of a zuubat. That was during my break of HG. That guy or girl died?
>>2013131
>>2013158
>slowly nods, brushing against you
uh-huh.
>moves some more towards your top
>>2013197
>tfw you're 10 years older than Tricky and she's more talented than you ever been
>>2013163
I hope that whatever fiendish creature that brought me this script enjoys finding a new job, because I will not tolerate this lack of effort. rest assured, I will have a proper script next time, even if I have to write it myself.
>>2013167
Well, I'm just the person telling the story. There's nothing more to it than that.
>>2013198
>I dunno, Lautrec is pretty hot, when he's not killing Bonfire Keepers that is...
>>2013131
What kind of HG shit are you looking for?
>>2013159
T-Then... Why?
>>2013181
Why's that?
>>2013202
Hmm...
What time is it?
>>2013204
Don't say that, anon, I'm sure you're way better at something I can't do!
If you set your heart out to do it, you can become great at anything.
>>2013209
I don't think the creature would mind finding another job. But that's just me thinking.
>>2013198
It looks like it might be ketchup.
>>2013222
sleepy time?
>>2013209
The story? Whose story exactly? All of ours? I can't imagine you can keep up with all of us at once.
>>2013181
>okay.
>>2013214
>one thing you can say is all Dank soul characters are best boy and best souls girl
>>2013222
It seems almost...unhealthy.
>>2013225
Euneu peurceunt deuth reuteu
ALRIGHT BOYS, HERES MY HOT FIRE NEW OC
I CALL IT "Man-With-Head-On-Fire"
has a ring to it, huh?
>>2013222
I-I don't know, B-because it was a dumb joke?
>>2013220
Get good faggot. I had to remake my folders from scratch, but even I still have more than you.
>>2013226
>Don't see any visible slash marks so that might be the case.
>>2013224
Well, if his current work ethic has proven anything, it's that he won't have much luck with that.
>>2013230
Why, the story of Stanley of course. Perhaps I should be focusing more on that than talking with the others here...
>>2013237
Stanley doesn't seem to be around anymore, and thanks to this script I'll never know what happened.
>>2013237
>neurt reurgging eurt seu I weurn
why deurd yeu beutreu meu
>>2013239
Looks like my mixtape...It's perfect
>>2013237
Th-this art simply maddening, attempting to decipher such gibberish!
>>2013244
Forgot to point out that 800 were hg caps.
>>2013227
Nope! Training time!
>She lifts you up and begins bench-pressing you
>>2013234
Why? All I need to do for it is forsake sleep!
>>2013240
I don't think it was a joke in the first place.
>>2013233
>Except those archers in Anor Londo, those are shit-tier
>>2013237
I was betrayed?
>>2013244
Those weren't my ava folders man. Just HG memes.
>>2013249
Oh...sorry.
Um, who's Stanley? If you want to start talking about him.
>>2013249
So, what's your deal? Why are you so... obsess of getting a new script? You writing a story or something?
>>2013258
...That is assuredly unhealthy.
>>2013259
>>2013265
Neubeudy neus
>>2013258
Ahhh!
>stares down at you
>calms a little but keeps staring
>>2013275
A little sleep deprivation never hurt anyone!
>>2013281
Wow, you're really light.
>She puts you down
How much do you weigh?
>>2013270
Well, I don't want to ruin the story. You'll have to wait until next time.
>>2013271
Without a script, how am I supposed to narrate? How will I tell the story?
>>2013294
...It, in fact, has.
>>2013301
Tell the story of who? Us?
>>2013301
Oh. Alright then...
Do you at least have a name I could call you by?
>>2013261
>Except those guys. No one likes them
Hello comrades
>>2013261
>tfw never had a problem with them
git gud
>>2013290
I still don't know what I drank to come up with that arena event.
>>2013302
I've never seen anyone drop dead from lack of sleep!
>>2013308
The story is about a man named Stanley. I don't want to say anything else, lest I ruin the plot for you.
>>2013310
No. In fact, I don't know how we ended up in conversation to begin with. I'm supposed to be the narrator, an outside force, and yet I've found myself mingling with you all.
>>2013294
About... 45 kilograms.
>clings back on
>>2013319
Airi is dead.
>>2013319
Sh-should we tell him?
>>2013319
Hey.
>>2013290
>>2013330
...Mayhaps there art an interpreter abouts?
>>2013319
SOMEONE POST THE DRAWING
>>2013339
A man named Stanley... where is Stanley? I don't see him anywhere.
WORLD WAR III CONFIRMED
>>2013337
Merely because you have not does not mean that such does not exist.
>>2013345
>>2013342
Is this it? Bet it's a lie
>>2013346
Hello.
>>2013351
Чтo?
>>2013360
She's dead. Someone link him the memes and the pictures.
>>2013340
Heh, I could lift you with one arm behind my back.
>>2013359
But how?
Why do we even need sleep?
>>2013258
It was a sarcastic remark then!
>>2013314
>No one.
>>2013319
Helloooo Soviet!
>>2013342
>>2013345
GUYS SHUT UP
>>2013327
>Don't lie.
give me some ideas of a bombass oc to make
>>2013372
i'm not actually lying
they're easy as fuck to avoid just by moving
>>2013339
To be fair, It's hard to just ignore a voice in the sky like yours. If it helps, I'll try to just shut up and listen next time...uh...Narrator.
>>2013356
Well, he appears to have gone missing due to... well, I can't say. This script is so illegible that I had to look away from the game in order to get over my frustration.
Do not worry though, I'm sure he'll show up afterwards.
>>2013372
Hello my friend! How are you doing?
>>2013379
Bobbysto
>>2013372
Well, that's mean.
>>2013379
combine godot from phoenix wright, the tumblr anonymous icon and kaminas glasses
>>2013366
Really? But how would you hold me with just one hand?
>>2013381
Thank you very much. You're doing the story a great favor.
What video is HG currently watching right now?
>>2013379
Gundam Sophisto
>>2013401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9Yzx2p1qcw