BATSU GAMUUU VII part 2
Fun fact: That's a painless suicide method.
>Please don't kill yourself, you are all great people.
So, is that a cripple fetish?
>>2007721
Couldn't find me before, won't find me now.
>>2007721
U-Uh...I-Is that so?
>>2007709
>throws up
D-Don't do that while I'm tryin' to eat!
>>2007720
Yeah yeah, and I told you my name's Kazuichi Souda. What's it to you?
>>2007724
Maybe not in reality, but I was kissing both of 'em in my head!
>>2007707
「I think I need an adult, or two or maybe I should just report you for sexual harassment.」
「I mean if a cute girl asked me to do so, I would but you aren't one.」
>>2007716
「Good, so you're one of those characters who got no lines this "issue"?」
>>2007721
「That sounds menacing and spooky at the same time, but evil isn't something that should scare people.」
>>2007721
>Mfw plowing all the girls at mach speed.
>>2007675
It's the way you look isn't it? Some people can be so mean, you seem like a decent gentlemen to me but others think just because you look different that you're some kind of monster. You can lean on me though.
>>2007715
Now that is just depressing. What about the others? Did we at least win the war? Or survive to fight another day?
>>2007681
...
Did you just ask Souda to swap spit with you?
Yeah fuck that, have this cup a water.
>>2007688
Yeah yeah, just put it on.
I think It's starting to seep into my shirt.
>>2007675
Well, I hear Japan's doing some freaky shit with Robots.
Like Robot wrestling, I might get my job replaced by robots, Jesus.
Did I mention I wrestle?
>>2007721
...
NAAAAHHH.
>>2007705
There's not any secret to keep.
Because I'm hu-man.
>>2007706
I don't have one, just do it in my mouth! Hurry!
>>2007715
Wh- No! I'm human!
Stop it!
>>2007716
It's your Stand ability.. Huh.
Jolyne told me about an uncle with a similar ability, how crazy.
>>2007731
Thank you!
>She snags the water and chugs the whole thing. She seems to regain a bit of color.
Ahhh..
>>2007721
I had expected someone like you to atleast have atleast one possession worth taking. No point sticking around now, I'm out of here.
>>2007706
「I'm pretty sure that we get life for free too, but that won't make it a happy one.」
「So your logic doesn't really work here.」
>>2007734
I'm going to call you Kazuichi Souda, and you're going to call me Makise Kurisu.
How does that sound?
>>2007734
>starts beating the shit taste out of you
>>2007720
Who lied to you like that? The only thing he could be useful for is fixing a car, and I still wouldn't trust him with that.
>>2007721
This is stupid, don't ever bring it up again.
>>2007721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocm8QdNR_d8
Thanks for reminding me of this.
>>2007721
It looked so good, but Souda doesn't know about resistances.
That's a great follow up to the last event.
My least favorite event is back and immediately takes someone out.
>>2007744
>>2007731
I don't think this is gonna work, but whatever
>he starts wrapping electrical wire around Dean's head
Better?
>>2007745
B-But...that's basically like kissing you!
>>2007747
No, we don't get life for free. We get taxes and death out of life, so your logic is flawed.
>>2007748
Sounds good, Christina.
Hey, what;s your sign?
>>2007751
S-STOP IT! STOP BEATING A POOR, DEFENSELESS MAN!
>>2007745
>She tugs at her dress collar
My my, I think i'm getting rather thirsty... you wouldn't mind giving me something to drink, would you madam?
>>2007756
「I really didn't expect that, but I know that I'll win one day, so you can let go off me now.」
>>2007756
I've already been here, but it wouldn't hurt to double check for any valuables I may have missed.
>>2007743
Japan and the Axis Powers as a whole lost the war. Your timeline must be...much different from my own.
>>2007745
My scans suggest otherwise. I, myself, am merely an artificial one.
>>2007734
What goes on i your head doesn't matter.
>>2007736
Speaking of little girls, stop being one and do as you're told.
>>2007756
Great, what's in it?
>>2007763
>「off」
*「of」
>>2007756
That Douche just won't die!
>>2007731
>>2007744
>Laughs softly
Only 'bout three times. Japan, you say? Huh. Folks didn't hear much of Japan back then, I believe. Only the U.S.A., U.S.S.R. and China. What's it like?
>>2007743
>Smiles friendly and tips his hat
That's more common courtesy than most folks I meet for the first time. Can't blame 'em for it, though. The battered tin-can look's a little unsettling, I guess. Besides, my duplicates aren't the friendliest bunch.
>>2007756
Darn. Woulda been useful.
>>2007736
*Thinks for a minute*
Hmmm...?
Dora..
*Gives a thumbs up*
>>2007745
*Stares at her for a couple of seconds*
*Writes on the paper*
[Did she also mention his anger issues about his hair?]
>>2007767
It does when I believed hard enough to the point of you looking like a mixture of them~!
>>2007756
And it's time for the arena event. Hope you Americans learned how to play real football.
>Thank you, God.
>>2007752
I trusted him to help me find someone I know, who I know for a fact is hiding here.
I was also told he had close relations to the person I'm looking for, whatever that means.
>>2007760
Sign? What are you talking about?
>>2007784
I bet he doesn't have resistance to gettin' his ass beat!
>>2007765
Oh..We didn't really win, but we made it out okay I guess. My sisters didn't make it either did they? I'm not sure I really want to know, but how did they go?
>>2007773
Is there some big robot rebellion or something like in the movies? Well, you're a person too, or at least you seem like one, so metal or not, you've got a heart in there.
>>2007784
Heh. Let's prove that thing wrong.
>>2007756
>>2007763
...
(I can't Dirty Deeds this kid, he's so pathetic.)
It'll all be over soon kid.
>>2007760
Be-
>Passes out
>>2007773
Shit, uh, sorry.
Japan, I know em for 2 things. Those weird anime shows they have. And the best god damn Wrestling on the planet. You take 2 guys in a Japanese company and you put them together. They'll give out the best damn fight you've ever seen in a year.
>>2007782
You sicken me.
>>2007784
Where's your refball now?
>>2007784
I'm more than qualified to play such a trivial sport. The payout had better be good.
>>2007760
「Those aren't natural things, just useless garbage that humans force on other humans.」
「Even death is something that comes for free in the end.」
>>2007767
「I think I would be more of a little girl if I did as you tell me to. Kids are the ones who're supposed to do as they are told!」
「So it isn't my fault that I won't accept your orders.」
>>2007779
>gives a thumbs up
「I have no idea what that means except the thumbs up so I did the same!」
>>2007782
TUTURU~!
>>2007760
Alright, you look like you learned your lesson so I'll stop.
>>2007760
It's fine, that sweaty wrestler dude gave me some water.
Kissing?
What's that? I'm asking for a friend.
I know, of course.
>>2007762
No, I don't. I drank all of my water. I'm thirsty too! Why're there no taps around here..?
>>2007765
Well your scans are broken!
I'm human!
>>2007779
Uh.. She said he had a cool hairstyle, but nothing else about it.
>>2007797
「That was harsh... for once I expected someone to actually put some trust into me.」
「Looks like I'm still destined to lose.」
>>2007784
And right after the arena event, it's the feast.
Stocking is the only one who does absolutely nothing.
>>2007811
「"It'll be all over soon"」
「...」
>>2007784
That's so much bullshit.
>>2007808
Well... drat, I guess I must fine someone that is willing to give me something to drink. By the by, what is your name madam?
>>2007811
I knew he wasn't meant to be trusted..
>>2007791
I see, but you really can't trust him with finding people.
>>2007803
You just keep whinning like one.
>>2007795
>Frowns
Rebellion, you say? Can't say I've heard of a robo-rebellion, although there's this rumour going around about a fella called the Mechanist...
But as far as I can tell, no robot rebellion. Enough folks rebelling against the Synths, though.
>>2007797
Oh? Might have to see that someday, then. Is that more fun than seein' two Supermutants beating eachother with stop signs?
>>2007811
Hm. Octopus was right, then.
>>2007811
That yellow man should have been more than enough to feast on....
>>2007791
Y'know, like astrology and stuff. I'm a Cancer myself, so I wanna know what you are.
>>2007797
...D-Dean? You alright? It's a little too early to be sleeping like this.
>>2007799
You sicken me as well. Only a freak would brush his sisters teeth.
>>2007803
So you're one of those gloomy people then? Man, you guys always make me tired with your nonstop negativity.
>>2007806
B...b-but you're...s-so cute!
>>2007808
Never mind. We don't have to talk about this anymore...
>>2007811
ALLAH AK-
>>2007811
You hate us that much, huh?
>>2007811
>>2007834
All you had to do was do one thing right, Kazuichi. You didn't even manage to do that without ruining and blowing things up.
>>2007810
>>2007811
Look kid, All I can say is, it will all be over soon.
>Hugs you
>You explode
OH WHAT THE FUCK
>>2007832
Do the Supermutants do 450 splashes from the top turn buckle?
>>2007834
Hng? Hhugh tht ggh.
>>2007811
I didn't know this game took place in Brussels.
>>2007824
Foo Fighters. How about you?>>2007834
Uh, alright.. Whatever you want.
Hey! You owe me TWO bottles of water! Or else I'll bully you!
>>2007803
*Smirk*
*Gives a salute before fading away*
>>2007808
[Well, if you see him. Do not make fun his hair. You will regret it]
*Super jumps away*
>>2007834
Shut up, you know nothing about that.
>>2007811
Congratulations, Stocking.
Don't worry Dean, there is always a next time.
>>2007841
>Frowns
450-whatnow? Can't say I've heard of those terms.
>>2007828
「I think that your pointless and baseless accusations are closer to whining than my defense.」
「But if it makes you happier I can accept it... You can stop whining...」
>>2007834
「Gloomy people? I'm nothing like that or well not in that way.」
>>2007841
「Bury me where I belong... next to a trash can or a dumpster.」
>>2007832
Just tension between different types of people then. I'm sure you'll see an end to it in your time, just keep showing them you're a good guy and don't let them get to you.
>>2007849
Your winscreen.
>>2007835
Only because you two called me a pervert.
>>2007839
And I did just that! What's your problem with how I did this!?
>>2007841
DEAN! CAN YOU HEAR ME DEAN!? ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!?
>>2007843
C-Come on, I told you I don't have any water! You don't need to bully me either! I get enough of that as it is!
>>2007843
Foo Fighters? What an odd name. Well regardless of that, my name is Asellus.
>>2007849
Congratulations my beautiful lady.
>>2007828
>>2007811
It seems I can't trust him at all.
>>2007834
I don't know why it would matter to a pervert like you, but I'm a Leo.
My birthday is July 25th.
>>2007858
You could've just thrown the bomb at them and not blow yourself up, ugh...you're too much of an idiot to even understand that.
>>2007849
>>2007855
And the stats. It seems Souda is trying to break the old record he put up with Deku.
Thank you for having me and don't forget, Deviant Art Batsu will be Game 10.
>>2007849
>>2007855
*Gives a thumbs up before fading away*
>>2007855
Congrats I guess, thanks for hosting.
>>2007869
Thank you for hosting.
>>2007869
Thanks for hosting. And congratulations.
>>2007808
Yeah uh, about kissin.
You don't do that Til you like some one.
And I mean you like them Reaaaaallll hard.
Like, Wanting to hump their leg every time you see them like.
>>2007850
It's like flipping a coin in the air.
Except with your entire body.
>>2007853
To late, I already threw your bits into the ocean.
>>2007858
>>2007849
S-sou-
>Snap
nyaa
>>2007869
Congrats, thanks for hosting.
>>2007844
「Bye, bye ghost thing. Make sure to make worthless trades with others.」
>>2007849
>>2007855
「Well that was an ending, I guess.」
「Nonetheless thank you for letting me lose again.」
>>2007869
Wait, I won...I mean, yea, no shit, of course I won!
>>2007848
I can only imagine, considering you asked for a Karen and a toothbrush when I mentioned you being perverted.
>>2007853
There's only one way you can be gloomy. It's not a two way street like y'think it is.
>>2007855
I hate you more than anything else, Stocking.
>>2007869
Thank you for hosting, Endo. I love you.
>>2007867
That explains why you're so headstrong. Turn it down a notch next time, alright?
>>2007868
Yeah, but I'm trying to replay some current events, so it's alright.
>>2007855
Congratulations
>>2007869
Congrats candy girl. Thank you for hosting.
>>2007884
Is that a butt plug shaped like a screw?
>>2007795
>She pauses, looking off at nothing in particular unfocusedly for a moment, before looking back at you
The Myoko suffered irreparable damage on December 13th, 1944, and was later scuttled on June 8th, 1946.
While undergoing repairs, the Nachi was destroyed by bombers sent by the carriers Ticonderoga and Lexington on November 5th of 1944.
...Finally, the Haguro was destroyed by gunfire and torpedoes in combat against several enemy destroyers on May 16th of 1945.
>>2007808
You...inhabit a deceased human female.
>>2007855
Congratulations, Stocking. Thank you for having them.
>>2007858
Then go get some water and bring it to me by tomorrow, or else I'll bully you AND add interest!
P-Punk!
(Am I doing it right, Jolyne?)
>>2007860
How's it an odd name? I gave myself that name, y'know!
>>2007879
What's "hump?"
>>2007853
Just forget about it, I'll never get you to admit it anyway.
>>2007858
Which you are.
>>2007867
I know... I can't believe he would end up doing something like that.
>>2007879
DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
YOU DESERVED TO LIVE, DAMMIT! YOU WERE OUR HERO!
>>2007849
Close one, there. Well done, kid.
>>2007854
>Nods
Oh, but folks trust me back home. Took a couple of years, but folks always come to me with their problems. It's Nick the Synth they didn't trust, but it's Nick the Detective they're coming to see.
>He shrugs
I don't mind folks not trusting me. To each their own, I'd say. Can't blame 'em.
>>2007879
Huh. Haven't seen a Supermutant do that, no. They tend to land on their buddies shoulder-first or head-first.
>>2007855
Thanks for the round, son.
>>2007881
N-nyaa.
>>2007860
You know, whether you're just appreciating the forms of other women, or you're envious of them, you've got plenty of good looks yourself.
>>2007885
I wasn't denying doing it.
>>2007879
「Don't worry. You just have to wait for a few seconds and it'll surely throw them up, like a spoiled meal.」
>>2007885
「But there is one thing about it that also matters and that's how gloomy you can become.」
「Let me tell you, I'm the most worthless existence in the entire universe, so I can be as gloomy as one can get.」
>>2007896
「I already forgot it and also gave up on you the same time. It's clear that you'll never accept reality.」
>>2007892
Wh- N- But y- See, th-..
How the FUCK!?
>>2007893
How the FUCK do you add interest to bullying! You're not makin' any sense here! Why can't you go get yourself some instead, huuuuh!?
>>2007896
Which I'm not*
>>2007893
>Jolyne stiffles a laugh
Y-you're doing great, Foo!
>>2007885
It's hard when you keep frustrating me.
>>2007896
I can.
In fact I wasn't even surprised by it.
>>2007910
>>2007892
Scuttled just because she was crippled?! Such a disregard for her life is disgusting. If I ever meet the people responsible for such a decision, I'll tear them apart with my bare hands.
>>2007898
It's still not alright, but at least they aren't trying to kill your something.
>>2007893
It is an odd name for one reason, and one reason only. It doesn't sound like a human name... sounds like something that you would give to a pet really.
>>2007901
Why thank you madam.
>She bowed
May I dare say, that you look wonderful as well.
>>2007899
NO YOU'RE THE WRONG PERSON
>>2007910
Uh...could you maybe be more likeable please? It's hard to talk to you when you only bash yourself for no reason.
>>2007921
Can't you ignore me then? Most people do that when they get annoyed with something.
>>2007929
Wh-what?
>>2007907
「We never got that far with Anshin'in-san in the whole being in love thing together.」
「So no it's not...」
>>2007916
Do we need to ask Eggy about it?
>>2007921
Really? I always thought a rope would be more of his style.
>>2007900
Thanks for hostin Endo.
>>2007893
Uh.
It's like.
Uh.
You know the neighbors next door? ERP.
Go peek in the window.
For the love of god, don't enter though.
>>2007898
Yeah well these guys, They'll fucking land on their feet after 5 spins, and stomp each other out.
Then they'll just get right up and do other flippy shit.
Does Japan still exist, or does it get nuked off the map?
>>2007913
See, you're swearin already.
Good job.
>>2007910
What if I tossed you into a forest? Wolves like to eat meat n shit.
>>2007937
Don't worry about it
>>2007916
Because I don't know where the water taps are.
>>2007918
J-Jo.. Jooo...
JOLYNE!
I knew you'd come back! Hey, don't worry, I've been doing just like you told me and keeping it a secret. Everybody totally thinks I'm human. Except for this one guy.. Oh, and that other guy. And that girl. The other girl, too...
>>2007928
Hey, I'm nobody's pet! I don't know anyone who keeps sea plankton as pets, either.
....Damn it!
>>2007941
Alright, I'll go look.
>>2007928
Thanks, I know I'm good looking. I don't think I introduced myself earlier, I'm Ashigara.
>>2007899
>>2007933
I would but as far as I'm aware you're my key to finding who I'm looking for.
So for now, I'm just going to have to deal with you.
>>2007940
You know him better than I do.
>>2007942
Alright, then.
>>2007933
「Of course! We can talk about how boring and miserable your life is any time if you feel like it!」
>>2007941
「You really want mother nature to suffer that much because of my existence that ended already?」
「You really are a horrible person. Just throw my body to a safe place and I'll come back in a few hours.」
>>2007945
I fucking love you, man. Keep it up.
>>2007924
>Chuckles
Oh, some try, and some are dead now. How else d'you think I got this scrapheap look?
>Smiling, he extinguishes the cigarette
But I appreciate the enthousiasm. the Commonwealth could use more folks like you, kind-hearted and friendly.
>>2007941
Sounds spectacular. Any chance for a holotape someday?
>shrugs
Got no idea. Haven't heard anyone who's been to the place. Could be it did, could be it didn't. Most high-ups still live in the U.S., so I guess that's why we don't hear much from the other regions.
>>2007956
Who are you?
>>2007913
...My scans are extremely intensive, and have often considered privacy-invading. I...have little control over it.
>>2007924
It had been used as an anti-aircraft battery before it formally surrendered, whereupon it was scuttled.
...The beings who made such a decision have been deceased for approximately two centuries, to not go in to specifics.
>>2007885
I doubt that's a good way to actually reason, Kazuichi. You're making even less sense than usual. A recurring action shouldn't be killing you, ugh...
>>2007945
Sea plankton? My, this just gotten interesting. How are you a sea plankton?
>>2007951
My name is Asellus. It's a pleasure to meet you Ashigara.
>>2007956
Sadly, sometimes I wish I didn't.
>>2007953
G-get off me!
You're really no different than he is, are you?
>>2007960
I'm Makise Kurisu.
Who are you?
>>2007950
>Heavy sweating
She's gotta see it for herself Dean.
Just like you did.
>>2007957
God damn kid, is your body radioactive or something?
>>2007959
All bout that US huh?
Boats still exist right? Why not go there and find out?
>>2007974
It was just a moment of weakness...
>>2007958
>Thank you so much. This means a lot.
>>2007962
A-At least do me a favor and don't tell anyone about it! I mean seriously.. Does that mean you know what I really am..?
>>2007969
I'm not a sea plankton! Where would you get that idea!? You're talking crazy!
I'm clearly human!
>>2007979
>Is still lost in the ERP thread
>>2007940
Sure, go ahead. She'll agree with me over someone as perverted as you.
>>2007945
...What's with your interest in water? It's a little strange to me that someone would bully another person over something as common as water.
Come to think of it, it's also weird that you have no clue what kissing is. Most people over the age of 3 know that that is. Are you on some kinda drugs or something?
>>2007956
Or you could go make another key. That might make this situation a little less annoying for someone as high and mighty as you.
>>2007957
Okay.
So there's this guy named Gundam, right? He's a huge asshole that won't let me and Miss. Sonia live our life out the way I want us to. He had to come in and take her away from me for no reason, and that makes me sad.
I also had to witness all my friends die horrible deaths, which adds onto my paranoia and depression.
The outside world is destroyed thanks to some mega-cunt, and I think my parents are dead along with basically everyone else.
>>2007964
I wanted to contribute to society, and that was the only way I knew how.
Plus those guys called me a pervert, so they deserved it.
>>2007974
My name is just Yukine
>>2007989
T U T U R U ~
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>>2007979
>nods
Seen a few wrecks of 'em, yeah. Even heard rumors of a city back East, founded in an old aircraft carrier. Haven't heard of any functional ones, though.
Suppose folks either don't wanna know or don't care enough to find out.
>>2007979
「Well you can say that I'm so weak that I constantly contaminate my surroundings as long as I exist.」
「That's kinda what I'm and I'm such a perfect Minus.」
>>2007989
「Well I wasn't wrong at the boring part. Your backstory is kinda lacking any kind of... well interesting things.」
「But I guess that it's enough for your character to shine a little.」
>>2007997
Not while I'm busy RPing as someone other than Okarin, you cunt muffin.
>>2007989
They weren't particularly wrong, I doubt you're getting that simple concept. Contributing to society is not done by blowing yourself up either, even your empty toolbox should be able to draw that conclusion.
>>2007984
>She nods once
Very well. A colony of...zooplankton, correct? I am uncertain what...permits your consciousness, admittedly.
>>2007959
I assumed it was just from wear and tear. Anyway, if you need me for something, don't be afraid to ask. I'm not really all that busy these days.
>>2007962
Still, for her to meet such a fate is horrible.
>>2007969
Likewise Asellus.
>>2007989
>calls Tsukihi
Are you sure about this?
>>2008004
>>2007984
...
She walked in didn't she?
>Runs after her.
>>2008002
More lazy bums in the future huh? What, do they just walk around and laugh at all the mutants all day?
>>2008003
Sounds like you need trainin boy.
>>2007984
But you just said you were a sea plankton... right madam? Or has my ears been deceiving me?
>>2008009
So Ashigara. Is there no particular reason as to why you are named after a ship?
>>2008003
Oh, and I bet your life is any better. You seem pretty generic to me.
>>2008005
Look, I made a mistake, alright? There's no need to dwell on this any further.
>>2008010
Positive. I know that I'm right and you're wrong.
>>2008011
Hello Ibuki.
>>2007984
>You definitely have my seal of approval. You've definitely given me a reason to finally start reading Part 6.
>>2008019
That wasn't Ibuki.
>>2007945
Easy, easy Foo!
I kinda thought you were.. ya know.. dead.
But eh, I've seen weirder shit here.
Are you sure that only those people know you're not human?
>>2008019
You make a lot of these mistakes over and over, they all seem the same as well. I doubt you'll ever learn how that simple sigma works, Kazuichi.
>>2008025
Put some clothes on, Ibuki. You're making me feel cold just by looking at you.
>>2007982
That's what they all say.
I'll let this slide, only because you're not frustrating me right now.
>>2007989
I would if it were that easy.
But it's not.
So I'm going to heckle it out of you, if I have to.
And I will, don't test me.
>>2007990
Nice to meet you, Yukine.
>>2008017
Well that's because I am one. I'm a cruiser of the Myoko class.
>>2008019
Let's find out then.
Hello? Tsukihi-chan? Do you think Sodapop is a pervert? Mhm.... Mhm... I see, I tell him right away.
>hangs up
She says you are the bigges pervert she has ever met, even after living in the same hpuse as me for 15 years, and that you should die in a fire.
>>2008016
「I don't think that my wakness can become nothing, just by training. If it was that easy... Well it would be too easy.」
>>2008019
「I'm not just generic, but also boring, uninteresting, unpopular and many other horrible things.」
「But hey, I can still look at my suffering and smile at it with all of my heart.」
>>2008037
So what do you do?
>>2007989
No, they didn't let drugs into prison and I'd probably kill myself if I even tried them. Hermes won't even let me close.
I'm just really thirsty, so seriously, bring me some water.
ASAP. Please.
>>2008006
And I'm guessing you also know that I have a Stand?
>She cracks her knuckles and tries to look intimidating. She doesn't.
Are you an enemy?
>>2008017
You obviously misheard me. I said I'm, a, ah.. Tee.. Rank.. Ten.
I'm very good at golfing. Rank Ten.
>>2008020
>NIGGA
>Part 6 is the shit. Foo Fighters is best girl, I'm so glad I picked her up while I could.
>>2008032
...A-Are you gonna get mad at me if I tell you that a lot of people know?
Just theoretically, of course.
Ehehe.. He..
>>2008009
>tips his hat as a gesture of friendliness
Same goes for you, kid. Haven't found a way out yet, might as well make myself useful. Don't wanna get rusty.
>>2008016
>Frowns a little
Last person I saw who laughed at those green uglies got his arm ripped off, forced down his throat while another ripped his legs off.. Best thing you can do is avoid 'em.
Folks are focused more on surviving nowadays. Even after 200 years the world's still an irradiated hellhole with all kinds of dangers, so exploration that far isn't a priority.
>>2008037
I promise its never happening again, unless you wera that again, then I don't think I can keep my word.
>>2008039
That's a wonderful tidbit of infomation. But I must say... you're more human then ship.
>>2008048
...If you say so miss Foo.
>>2008009
...At the least, they are not sentient beings. My apologies for...upsetting you with this information.
>>2008048
>She appears completely unphased, simply tilting her head slightly, her voice remaining in it's dull, metallic monotone
A...Stand? Curious....However, despite my primary purpose being combat, I...have no desire for conflict whatsoever.
>>2008044
I'm a lab member at a very important company.
But technically I'm on break, since I'm here.
What do you do?
>>2008056
I hope I never have to.
>>2008033
But hey, at least I'm still functioning despite that. Maybe lacking stigma is what makes me so likeable?
>>2008037
You're wasting your time with me. Go ask somebody else about your precious friend, because I refuse to help you.
>>2008041
S-SHE REALLY SAID THAT!?
She...she cares about me staying warm. How n-nice of her...
>>2008043
You should tag masochist onto that, because you might be just that, y'sicko.
>>2008048
Aright, we're gonna do this the hard way. Open up your mouth.
>>2008037
Gwar sucks
>>2008066
Then it shouldn't be a problem.
>>2008067
I think she actually wants you dead.
>>2008067
「Enjoying and accepting pain aren't the same thing, but I thought that it was obvious.」
「I don't laugh at my suffering, but more like laugh with it.」
「It's a really good feeling if you ask me.」
>>2008048
Welll, not really.
I'm just glad to see ya, Foo.
>Jolyne ruffles her hair playfully
Didja see anyone else you rememeber from the prison?
>>2008053
Maybe I should follow your example and look for work I'm suited for.
>>2008061
You say that like they're exclusive.
>>2008062
No, it's not your fault. They probably weren't thinking or feeling, but it's hard not to think of my sisters when hearing about the ones from your world.
>>2008043
It ain't easy, but you sound like ya haven't even tried yet kid.
>>2008048
>Pulls you out of the ERP thread
You're never walkin back in there kid.
Got it?
That place is where everything that makes sense in the world goes to die.
>>2008053
Damn, that rough out there? You'd think with Survival comes improvement though right?
>>2008066
I'm a sword who does a part time job and mostly sits around till my idiot master has a job to use me for
>>2008067
I already did and they all said the same thing.
I get that you refuse to help me, but that's not going work.
You're going to help me whether you like it or not.
>>2008075
What?
>>2008084
But I can't promise anything, with that pervert running around.
>>2008094
「But I did and lost. That's just how it is.」
>>2008067
I doubt it Kazuichi, if there's one who's barely likeable it's you and your idiocy. How you're still functioning is beyond me.
Ugh...I'm noticing our talk is giving me migraine. Have a good night and make sure it's an eternal one Kazuichi
>>2008094
Dean.... what the hell where you doing there.
>Is thrown into thread by a big smelly wrestler man
>>2008062
Hang on, do you not know what a Stand is?
So weird.. You can't scan it with your scanny things?
>>2008067
>She obediently opens her mouth.
>>2008091
>She pushes back against the pets like a happy dog.
No, I haven't seen anyone else I remember. It's been a little bit scary, but I've tried to just remember the things you taught me.
I'm glad to see you too, Jolyne. I missed you a lot.
>>2008094
It doesn't seem that bad. The people in there seemed really nice.
>>2008101
You'd wear that for him? How... nice of you.
>>2008093
It is exclusive? Well excuse me then.
>>2008106
Fuck off for good gayboy~
>>2008094
>Nods
You'd think, but not all folks out there are nice folks. Enough raiders and bandits out there who'd kill you as soon as look at you.
>He sighs, looking weary for the first time
Something with human nature. End of the world didn't even change that.
>>2008093
Heh, well, if I get any mysteries here that need solving, I could use a sidekick.
>>2008118
>It isn't exclusive
>God help me
>>2008099
A sword, huh? That's pretty cute.
>she bends down and pats your head
A friend of mine has a very rampant imagination, just like you. I bet you'd make great friends.
>>2008113
Th-that's not what I was implying!
I-I meant if he forced it on me, who knows what he'd do.
I'd never wear it out of choice, of course.
>>2008084
But you can't deny that she doesn't want me to stay warm! Deep down she still cares about me!
>>2008089
I mean, that's great and all, but do you really have to tell me about this? We've only talked twice and I feel like you're telling me way too much about yourself. Save it for a different time.
>>2008101
Y'can't for me to do what I don't wanna do, and threatening me ain't gonna work either! I got the police on speed dial, so think twice before you think lashing outs gonna work!
>>2008106
Please wake up in a better mood, Matsuda.
>>2008108
>he drools into her mouth
Are you satisfied now?
>>2008093
Kinship is a...strange prospect to me, admittedly. But I...suppose I cannot blame you.
>>2008108
I am aware of them, but I am incapable of detecting their presence until they are...summoned, so to speak.
>>2008129
No, actually a sword... idiot.
>>2008102
>Smacks you to the ground
THAT MEANS YOU TRY HARDER DAMMIT.
>>2008107
Look, I was showin the new girl around and she just decides to walk right on in there.
Gotta teach her right from wrong man.
The fuck were you doing in there?
>>2008108
I mean,They are, Some of em. But they also do shit that just.
Eh.
Take it from me F.F. That kinda stuffs only for that special someone in your heart, you can't share it with anybody else.
>>2008123
Eurgh.
Always with the scumbags out there huh? Course they'd take advantage of something like that.
Anyone doing anything to stop em?
>>2008132
「You're the one who was interested about how horrible my life is, so I gave you an explanation.」
「Not like I'm one of those guys who just keep talking about things that never happened here.」
>>2008118
No, they aren't necessarily exclusive. At least where I am from, combatant ships are humans born with special souls.
>>2008123
I wouldn't mind tagging along on some kind of adventure.
>>2008135
Do you not have any family?
>>2008141
Why I was in there.... actually, I don't know why I was in there. But I as soon I saw the two of you, I just had to say something.
>>2008142
You're right, and I apologize. Try faking happiness then. I guarantee you'll like it, and so will everybody else. You'll make friends that way.
>>2008132
>She very confusedly closes her mouth again.
Uh.. Thanks, I guess, but that's not enough.
I need like, two bottles.
Lots more.
>>2008135
I guess you could say I pretty much am my Stand.. It's hard to explain.
How do you know so much about me?
>>2008141
Jolyne is special to me.
Can I do those things with her?
>>2008129
Hmm, it's ok, I'm not one to judge.
>>2008132
If she wanted you to just stay warm, she'd have mentioned a blanket.
>>2008141
*skull cracking sounds*
「..」
「But that's the thing. I keep getting up every time life throws me to the ground, but not even that can believe that I could win.」
「I'm the only person who believes in me in the entire world and that's still fine.」
>>2008132
Oh yeah? I wouldn't mind talking to the police.
I'd just tell them all about how you tried to grope me.
And I'm sure you "not existing" is a great excuse, I bet they'd believe that.
>>2008138
Heehee, of course you are.
>continues patting your head
>>2008157
「Who said that I'm not happy?」
>>2008146
I...technically have my sister units, however I have never encountered any of them, even the other two that are...functional.
>>2008160
...To what do you refer?
>>2008146
So... you are ships, just with human souls. Very interesting indeed.
>>2008165
Don't make fun of me! I can only do it when that scumbag is around!
>>2008173
Y'know, the whole.. Lanktonpay in a girl's eadday odybay.
>>2008160
That's the only "water" I have. I told you I only have soda, saliva, and my body fluids.
If you're really that desperate for water, why don't you rob a grocery store or something?
>>2008161
But think about it; a blanket can only get you so warm, whereas a fire with keep you at 100% warm! She's basically saying she stil loves me~
>>2008165
I NEVER TRIED TO GROPE YOU! I ONLY TOUCHED YOU ON YOUR SHOULDER!
>>2008141
Few of 'em are. There's the Minutemen, those folks are the good guys. Patrol the Commonwealth and help out settlements and other folks. Lead by a fella called Preston. Then there's the Brotherhood of Steel, but they don't care for anyone unless they've got a piece of pre-war tech.
Settlements like Diamond City are protected well enough, but actively ratting out raiders and getting rid of 'em is the Minutemen's job, and they're undermanned.
>>2008146
>Nods and smiles
It's a deal, then. Wouldn't mind having you along, either. Not that much to do here, though. Folks usually help themselves around here.
>>2008170
Uh...you did? It was heavily implied that you're suffering a lot.
>>2008154
You get lost in there too kid? Maybe I need start putting leashes on all of you.
>>2008160
That's something you ask her. Real far away from everyone else. Like, in a locked room.
Whose Jolyne again?
>>2008164
Alright, How about this.
I believe in you kid.
>>2008191
>you will never eat pizza with Dean or Seth
>>2008191
Please don't. I wouldn't like that at all.
>>2008182
Is it that easy?
Can I just go rob a place?
>>2008191
She's my best friend, Jolyne Kujo.
She gave my life purpose.
>>2008181
...As before, my scans, accompanied by my database.
>>2008182
Hmm, not that you say that, she does have a little doll that looks a lot like you. But it looks like it's been stabbed several times.
>>2008188
「Why would the fact that someone suffers mean thtat they aren't happy?」
>>2008191
「Now you're just saying that to make me feel better and I don't hate that, but I don't really need it.」
「Just because people believe that I could wint it would mean nothing. There is no power of faith and friendship in real life.」
>>2008161
Wh-what are you implying?
I'm being honest..
>>2008180
I'm not! Really, I wouldn't make fun of someone so young.
I like playing pretend too.
Say, how about we pretend I'm a mad scientist?
>
>>2008182
And who are the police most likely to believe? A delinquent with pink hair, or a well respected media figure.
Your choice, Kazuichi-san.
>>2008199
>「thtat」
*「that」
>>2008173
That's unfortunate I think. I don't always get along with them, but I wouldn't trade my sisters for anything and I don't think they would trade me either. It's a matter of love I guess.
>>2008174
That's what I said isn't it? So what about you?
>>2008186
Sounds great. I'll try to be around here where I'm easier to find more often.
>>2008195
You could, but you might get caught...on second thought, take this.
>he gives you a dollar
Go get yourself a gallon of water. The water's kinda disgusting, but it's plentiful.
>>2008198
S-Stabbed? I wonder why that is. Maybe Eggy-chan tripped and fell on a bunch of knifes?
>>2008199
SO YOU ARE A MASOCHIST! I KNEW YOU! I KNEW YOU GOT OFF TO THAT SHIT!
>>2008193
Post that irl pic of yourself and I'll paint you in there, little buddy.
>>2008200
Now that's just stupid
>>2008200
I'm just saying maybe sometimes you'd like to wear it, just for fun.
>>2008211
「Now you're just making things up. Who said that my happiness is related to my suffering?」
「Good gried. You really are a stupid one, aren't you? Why do I have to deal with idiots constantly?」
>>2008193
>tfw will never eat pizza with anyone during gaming night.
>>2008196
But what does that MEAN? How?
I must be doing something wrong for you to have found out so easily..
>>2008211
A whole entire gallon?
That's like..
TWO large cups!
>>2008200
They're gonna know I didn't touch you when they take your shirt in for evidence! They'll run it through some magical machine, and they'll see my fingerprints are on your shoulder, not your tits!
>>2008212
>The girl one, or the real one?
>>2008223
>「gried」
*「grief」
「God help me. I'm starting to fall apart and I left my assembly guide at home.」
>>2008211
Then what about the needles? The time I found it haging by the neck from the ceiling? Or inside a bucket of water with a rock tied to it's foot?
>>2008213
Whaat? It's not stupid..
>>2008215
The only time I wore it I was force to..
I-I would never do it out of choice.
>>2008229
O-oh yeah? And what if I told them you ripped my shirt of from the shoulder?
>>2008229
Never mind, I got this.
>>2008186
Can't just ask anyone to just go out there and fight to the death now can they? They can just make more robots to do that right?
Not you I mean.
>>2008193
Soda Can.
Why the fuck are you spit swappin with F.F.?
>>2008195
Yup, Sounds real special.
But uh, does she think you're special to her?
>>2008194
Then don't wander in there unless you know exactly wha-
...
Alright kid.
Who's got your fancy?
>>2008199
Words are words. But words are what get people to get off their asses and do something. Better then to try then to do nothing right? I wouldn't be standin here if I didn't have friends to get me to want to do something.
>>2008207
I'm so sorry about that. I tend to repeat information given to me. Think of it as a little... thing about me. If we are going to talk about myself, then I must get the basics out of the way. I am a mystic, mystics are supernatural beings. Think of us as... vampires, but remove all the weakness of a vampire, and just leaves us with the benefits.
>>2008191
I wouldn't be against it, per say.
>>2008108
Well, I saw Anasui, and my dad here, so keep your peepers peeled.
Figuratively, of course. Don't peel your eyeballs.
>Jolyne wraps the plankton-girl in a hug
I missed ya too, sweetie.
>>2008239
I hope so...
>>2008237
Yeah, because I am actually a sword and you just like playing make beleive
>>2008239
「But I have been doing the very same thing without any friends. Getting up after every time I lost and I lost a lot of times.」
「Wouldn't that make friends useless?」
>>2008239
What the hell are you talking about Dean? I-I swear I didn't do anything, honest!
>>2008237
Oh well, that's a real shame.
>>2008207
The...only of my sisters present here is much more...hostile than myself.
>>2008227
The means of detection are a combination of both mechanical and magical in nature. Admittedly, I am not fully aware of my own capabilities.
>>2008207
>Nods
Not like we got much choice, either. At least, I don't. I'm around most of the time, looking for a way outta this place. Just call for me and if I'm here I'll answer.
>>2008193
>>2008225
>tfw can't eat Pizza because you're a fucking Synth
>>2008239
Suppose a few folks can. Although there's lots of guns for hire around. But those kill for money, not out of the kindness of their heart.
Given time, I'm sure the Minutemen'll grow and stabilize. But until then, you'd best keep a gun with you when traveling.
>>2008252
What? No, really. I am a mad scientist!
>
>>2008258
Don't push your luck.
>>2008223
Calling me an idiot isn't gonna change the fact that you're a creep that likes pain! I know someone like you, and let me say that that guys was on a nonstop freak trip, and he tried getting all of us on! Why do I have to deal with freaks like you all the time!?
>>2008227
THREE large cups! Three fucking cups, man!
>>2008225
>tfw you'll never burn a whole hawaiian pizza with the rest of the HG gang.
>>2008236
M-Maybe your sister likes to laugh a lot...?
>>2008237
They'll just put you through the machine as well! They'll know that I'm innocent, and that you're blackmailing me to do weird stuff with you!
>>2008238
KKK
>>2008239
Uh...it's a long story...
>>2008270
Happy birthday, souda
odds watch anime
evens keep watching movie
dubs watch waifu's show finally
>>2008248
>She rests her head on your shoulder.
Alright. I'll look for them.
Oh, and, uh..
PrettymucheveryonefiguredoutI'maplanktonI'msorry
>>2008259
Magic? Hermes showed me a magic trick one time, she took her thumb off and put it back on.
Like that?
>>2008270
Three!?
I love you for this gift.
>>2008270
Ugh! I'm too tired to deal with this right now.
I'm going to sleep, far away.
Knowing you, you'd probably watch me sleep or something.
Goodbye.
Hello, all of you.
>>2008267
Damn, ok you got me. Never again.
>>2008270
She does, and maybe making you suffer makes her happy.
>>2008276
What are you watching?
>>2008270
「Just because I can be happy next to my suffering that won't make me a masochist.」
「But I accept the freak part with all of my heart, even if that thing barely works.」
>>2008279
「Hello, one of you.」
>>2008274
wow its rlly him
>>2008241
I don't mind it, I was just stating a fact...Unkillable vampire!? My blood is not for sucking!
>>2008259
You don't think you can mellow her out? Also, would you mind doing me a favor?
>>2008260
Got it. I should get a phone or something so you can contact me easier. Speaking of needing you though, do you know how to deal with a vampire that doesn't have any weaknesses?
>>2008279
Hey.
>>2008267
why are you making those weird poses?
>>2008278
night
>>2008279
Hello there.
>>2008279
Hey.
>>2008279
Put that thing down before you cut your own hand off.
>>2008279
Evening.
>>2008257
Glowey eyed girl, Elf girl? Or maybe It was that Rabbity girl with the little something extra.
I won't judge.
>>2008248
>>2008249
Welp, there it is.
You 2 darlins get to know each other real well, alright?
>>2008253
It's not the same.
You don't feel like you want do die every time you do it, like you are right now.
And since you get up whether you want to or not, live for something why don't ya.
>>2008260
Eh, never been one for a gun. I like to get up real up and close to people.
>>2008274
He doesn't look to happy bout it.
>>2008279
Hey.
>>2008294
When did you go from Ship King: Lord of Harems to irrelevant pile of shit on the sidewalk?
I'm out, good nighters folks.
>>2008282
Crank
>>2008277
L-like.. everyone?
Shit...
Well, considering I've seen a giant talking scorpion that was working for Pucci's master...
I'm pretty sure you're not the weirdest thing here, foo.
>>2008274
>you'll never be kid souda eating pizza eith Dean and Seth
Thanks for adding to my misery.
>>2008277
Don't. I'm doing this so you won't bully me while adding interest. I don't have any stamina left for that.
>>2008278
I'll watch you as you shower instead,
Night,
>>2008279
Hello Utopia.
>>2008280
A-As long as she's happy, I guess...
>>2008285
Is it possible for you to not act weird when talking to me? Can't be just have a normal conversation about something?
>>2008285
You are right about that at least.
>>2008288
Greetings. Who do you think you a-... I mean, who are you?
>>2008291
You're entirely unfamiliar to me.
>>2008292
Hmh. Hello Maria.
>>2008294
I am not a child.This is my weapon.
>>2008295
...Good evening, Garry. It's good to see you once again.
>>2008299
「Living for winning isn't enough? To beat those who win and become the real winner?」
>>2008303
「Night. Make sure not to crack my skull the next time you hit me.」
>>2008279
put the chainsaw away
>>2008303
Night night.
>>2008299
I fucking hate you Dean. Because you know i'm an honest kid and all... it's the girl with the glowing eyes.
>>2008303
sIeep tight pupper
>>2008277
My own abilities are...much different, though I am technically capable of such.
>>2008279
Greetings.
>>2008288
I would...hope so, if I can make contact with her, though she is rather...omnicidal.
...What is this favor?
>>2008303
Farewell.
>>2008274
>That's actually beautiful and it makes me happy to see that, even if I'm not Souda.
>>2008279
Hello there.
>>2008288
Phone? Heh, don't have one of those here, only back at the office.
>Thinks for a while
Don't Vampires hate sunlight? Or garlic or something?
>>2008299
>nods
Different strokes for different folks. I think you'd do with a Swatter.
>>2008303
Oh, sleep tight then, brawler.
>>2008308
「Oh golly, the weather sure is wonderul today, right?」
>>2008309
「I was right about something? That's something new, so what was it?」
>>2008305
Never heard of it.
