Batsu Games Reloaded VII
>Please give me 36 tributes
>Keep fillers for the end
>No dupes allowed
Mii Swordfighter
>>2007152
Foo Fighters
>>2007152
Maria and Harusame
>>2007152
Machi
>>2007152
Neptune
>>2007152
John Henry Eden
Dean Ambrose
Lapis fucking Lazuli
Stocking
Eggman-kun
>>2007152
Misery
Kaizuka Inaho
Kurisu
Douche
Kino
Koyomi Araragi
Crazy Diamond
Kaiki
Misogi Kumagawa
Bikko
Matsuda
Blue Beetle
Kamen rider Mach
Link
Bob
>>2007185
Off yourself cunt rag
>>2007152
Kazuichi Souda
>>2007147
Uh, well for starters I don't know who you are. Secondly, you have a bland look to you.
>>2007151
He didn't prove anything! All he did was shout nonsense, and you, being the idiot you are, believed him!
Punished Obito
Asellus
Fairy
Peashooter
Dangan Fedoraman
Ghostuaaa
Minako
Nick Valentine
>>2007106
>Nods
Suppose that's a good idea. Talk to you later, big man.
>>2007115
Ah, sorta rocket boots? Heh, surprised that didn't come standard on Power Armor.
>>2007121
Back then it was, oh, October 23, 2077. A Saturday if that Vault Dweller was telling the truth. Result of natural resources running low, nations annexing neighbouring territories for 'em, that sorta thing.
>>2007147
>He smiles
And here I was trying to lay low. Oh well, can't say I'm the most subtle of Synths.
Got a name?
Kanno Naoe
Nui Harime
>>2007115
Tis a new Eila?
>>2007152
Ashigara
>>2007154
You're the one with a poor grasp on reality.
I want to smooch Bikko because she's amazing.
Misaki Mei
>>2007196
What does "cunt" mean?
Hothead
Otako
>>2007141
Hmm... I don't really know.
Vic Viper
Dan
>>2007152
Lambda-11
>>2007147
I'm not jealous, not at all. I just like to say that to all beautiful women... but you can say I am 'down and the in the dumps' as one would put it.
Meepo
>>2007196
You first, worthless trash from down below.
>>2007141
Exactly, and I am a pervert.
>>2007151
I expected no less, then again, Souda is pretty easy to read.
Yoshika Miyafuji
>>2007228
Fuck nugget
>>2007208
Power Armor? What's that?
>>2007200
would lewd/10
>>2007214
Buy me a drink first?
>>2007230
I started watching your show.
You fucking pervert.
>>2007219
You honestly can't think of one thing you're afraid of...?
Whatever. How about holding your breath? That might work for ya.
>>2007229
BULLSHIT AGAIN!
I wanna see proof that you're an authentic perv!
>>2007212
>Nobody's taken her off of my hands yet.
>>2007208
It's kinda hard to lay low when you've been in movies and stuff. Anyway, I'm Ashigara.
>>2007243
I have no idea what you could be talking about!
>>2007245
Worth a shot.
>Holds her breath.
You guys keep saying things like "cunt" and "faggot" and "fuck," are those secret passwords?
>>2007197
And who's to say you're not the one shouting nonsense?
We have two witnesses to your perversions, and you have..
>>2007229
Tell me about it. I think all that product in his hair might be going to his head.
>>2007245
No you don't, nobody wants to see that.
>>2007197
Forgetting wha-
YOU'RE A DECAPITATED HEAD, HOW ARE YOU PUKING ON ME JESUS ARGH.
>>2007208
77 That's mean I'll be...
92.
You know what, nevermind, I'll be an old fart anyways, bring on the fire.
So uh, what happens after all that?
>>2007205
>>2007236
You should consider to take all your medical prescriptions at once, it'll make your stay a lot more pleasant.
>>2007248
>alright just checking so I don't delete images
>>2007238
Basically, it's what the name implies. A suit of advanced armor powered bynuclear batteries called fusion cores. Seen a few of 'em around. Not many, though. That's the Brotherhood's speciality.
>He searches his pockets and pulls out a piece of paper
Here, that's a schematic I found in an old weapons depot a while back.
>>2007213
>>2007147
Analyzing database...confirming; You are the...fourth Myōkō-class heavy-cruiser, correct?
>>2007261
Such terms are expletives, or..."swear words", typically used as emphasis during outbursts of emotion.
Please check for mistakes and make your swaps.
>>2007239
Off yourself, stupid bug.
>>2007261
no it's what we fucking call your cunt faggot ass.
>>2007261
Those are not very nice words to say madam. They are hardly secret either.
>>2007285
Looks simply divine
>>2007260
...
>>2007261
For the love of...don't say stuff like that. They're bad words.
>>2007264
You have yourself, and Araragi, and he's mentally deranged.
>>2007266
Yes, I do. I think we all wanna see that.
>>2007269
-forgetting that I have motion sickness...
>>2007285
Please give this weird looking thing my spot Mister!
>>2007227
>>2007213
「I just meant that it's even sadder if you're a background character in real life.」
「Mangas have multiple issues and chapters, but you only have one life.」
>>2007306
All this breath holding is making me tired. It worked though, right?
>>2007285
Looks fantastic, lets get going.
>>2007285
Looks fine host.
>>2007285
>this is what I get for not actively lurking catalogs
>Oh well.
Good luck, participants.
>>2007285
Swap me with>>2007211
>>2007264
Can hair dye actually do that? I thought it was just something your grandma would tell you to get you scared.
>>2007285
I don't like thsis one bit.
>>2007308
Hey thanks there good lookin'!
>>2007285
「Is that team trash?」
>>2007285
Looks great.
>>2007283
Swear words?
>Snickers
Hermes would never tell me any swear words..
>>2007305
Oh, sorry.
I didn't know.
Hermes wouldn't ever teach me any swear words and Jolyne never had the chance to..
>>2007306
I didn't know!
I've never heard the words before!
Sorry!
>>2007283
That's right. Wait, if you didn't know I existed, why would you have information on me in a database?
>>2007285
I'll make it in next game.
>>2007308
Wh-why would you do something like that!? That thing's too creepy to keep around!
>>2007313
I dunno, you look the same. Do you feel any different?
>>2007275
>AYYY
>>2007280
>takes off kamina shades to read better
And this giant thing of metal can fly?
>>2007306
If you insist, get me Karen and a toothbrush so I can show you.
>>2007306
>Puts your head back on your body.
Lets not do that again.
Got some duct tape?
>>2007285
Let's roll Endo.
>>2007261
Uh.
Lemmie get you a dictionary.
>>2007331
Not really, but I think I look better now. I think I'll go for the night though.
>>2007331
Exactly, that abomination has winning potential!
>>2007250
Movies? Been a few decades since I've seen one of those.
Name's Nick, Nick Valentine. Diamond City's most famous detective, if you put it that way.
>>2007269
>Shrugs
From what I heard it lasted about two hours. After that, not really sure. Suppose most of the Old World's life mutated because of the radiation. Got things like Super Mutants and Radscorpions and such.
Don't think anyone remembers the old world. Only thing people are concerned about nowadays is surviving.
>>2007285
And not a minute too late.
>>2007335
>Nods
Provided you install a jetpack on the back of it. Kinda bulky if you ask me.
>shrugs
Never been a fan of those things. Vault dweller loves his, though.
>>2007285
It looks fine, let's not waste any time and get started.
>>2007325
Why would you want to know such words in the first place? Aren't you content with learning words that are not as foul and disgusting?
>>2007285
Swaps were made, no more time to waste. Let's start this.
I want to fuck
>>2007353
I'm sure I saw you in one. I'm Ashigara, the sexiest and fiercest of the Myoko-class. I'm a top tier combatant, I can assure you of that.
>>2007159
>FOO fighters ava
>YES
>YES PLEASE
>The Green Dolphin Street Squad is almost together
>>2007353
Huh? Vault dweller? What's that?
>Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>2007371
「Let's just pretend that never happened. There is no way I would do something so uncool...」
>>2007306
And what about the woman I spoke to?
Does her opinion hold no weight?
>>2007321
It's scientifically proven that it can mess with your head if you use more than recommended.
And if your hair is bright pink, chances are high you've been using more than recommending.
>>2007285
Looks fine.
>>2007371
On me, Meepo!
>Another Meepo poofs in.
Let's scram!
>>2007325
I see no purpose in such words.
>>2007330
Considering the individuals here that I have met previously, as well as your name, I elected to...assume, based upon the naval vessel from my reality.
>>2007376
>They've been around for like two days
>>2007371
It is what I do with my spare time sadly...
>>2007382
>recommended*
>>2007386
>Obviously, I haven't noticed them
>>2007325
You should be! A woman like you shouldn't be saying such things!
>>2007338
I don't have either of those, but you do. Go get 'em yourself.
>>2007343
Do I look like a man that carries duct tape with him wherever he goes?
>>2007344
Yeah, you do that. Goodnight Otako. Enjoy living.
>>2007348
NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT THAT AMOUNTS TO!
>Oh, to the guy asking bout the saw to the head.
>Fake, as it turns out.
>But let's pretend it's real.
>>2007353
We're always surviving nick. Maybe not against nuke monsters, But I've already been survivin for 30 years now. I'd probably fit right in.
Now uh, when do the robots come in?
>>2007371
SHIELD.
>>2007371
I've had a good look at my opponents, and they don't look like much. This shouldn't be too difficult. For now I shall make myself scarce.
>>2007371
>>2007381
I sar that, you sick bastard. Now you'll have to do something about it.
>>2007382
...
>>2007356
I didn't know! I still hardly understand.. Sorry..
>>2007376
>Jolyne??
>>2007386
I guess not. My bad, sorry.
I should really just go to bed..
>>2007396
Okay, alright!
Jeez.. I didn't think I was gonna get scolded.
>>2007386
Ah, I see. So what was the Ashigara from your world like? Was she as cool as me?
>>2007397
...shield...
>>2007409
That's what I thought.
>>2007371
At least they aren't Midnight Channel games. #cancelled #whensprom
>>2007371
Now that is a very disappointing start. I hope you'll do more than just taking a single bribe.
>>2007404
「Hm. I'm not so sure about that. I don't remember ever doing something like that.」
「It was there the moment I came in and you're just trying to put the blame on me, so it clearly wasn't my fault.」
>>2007412
It's alright my child, or should I say creature instead.
>>2007412
Give me your wrist. I gotta make sure you get what's coming to you for sayin' such vulgarities.
>>2007421
Yeah, whatever. S'not like that means much anyways. There's a ton of perverts out there nowadays.
>>2007424
Literally who even are you
>>2007412
>You better fuckin believe it.
>>2007425
How about you dig yourself a hole, you disgusting multiplying piece of shit.
>>2007396
Quit being a coward and just cave it's head in.
>>2007396
Yes?
You're a mechanic right? Don't you like, tape things together all the time?
>>2007412
Psst.
Tell all those people to go fuck themselves, they can't tell you what to do.
>>2007425
Oh, Just cause I cut off ONE HEAD means I can't come round anymore Souda Can?!
>>2007371
Dora!
*Sprints away*
>>2007425
That's just mean...
>>2007436
I'm not canon is what I am.
>>2007425
「People who do things for money are so simple... also since when was I a girl?」
>>2007375
>chuckles
Wouldn't doubt it for a second. You got the fiery attitude of one.
>He frowns, surprised
Seen me in a movie? Don't think that's be possible. Unless it was the human Nick, of course.
>shows you an old, faded picture of the human Nick Valentine
This guy?
>>2007380
>Kek, got that one too
Heh, a pre-war artifact. Well, sorta. Back in the day, a company called Vault-Tec bult a number of Vaults across the country, fallout shelters to house families. Turns out they froze this guy at the beginning of the war, and he only came out recently. 210 years later.
Saw his wife die in front of him, too. A damn shame.
>>2007397
Heh, you'd make it a good long while, no doubt.
As far as I can remember, they were always there. Domestic ones like Mr. Handy, helping out around the house. Gardening, doing the dishes and such.
>>2007425
At least, that's what I heard of those Church of Atom guys.
>>2007425
There ain't enough room for the four of us.
>Another Meepo proofs in.
Make that five!
>>2007382
That would explain a little his behavior, but there has to be more to it, air products can't be the only reason.
>>2007396
I understand you not having a Karen, but a toothbrush? You're not only a pervert and a liar, you have zero regards for your personal hygiene.
>>2007425
There seems to be alot of valuable stuff in here; I'll be sure to retrieve them later.
>>2007241
>Brings you a bottle of Jack Daniels and a can of Coke
>>2007425
Even the games know something is wrong with me... how cute.
>>2007425
Hmm...
*Inpects the room*
>>2007412
...Why is this? You require no need to apologize.
>>2007415
It was...merely a vessel. Such...humanized, so to speak, variations of naval vessels did not exist in my reality.
>>2007433
Creature!? N-No, no, you've got it wrong, I'm a human.
Totally human, just like you.
>>2007434
>She retracts her hand.
N-Neveer..
>>2007438
>NIGGA WHERE YOU BEEN
>FF has been struggling so hard to be normal without her bud to help her out
>>2007443
Really? Alright. I'll do that.
Thanks, Dean.
>>2007425
>>2007426
Oh shut up, look at what you made me do, I'd rather drink my own piss than yours.
>>2007425
Creepy men aren't allowed in these kinda games, punks.
>>2007442
You make it seem like that's easy to do, but it ain't. That's a full blown monster you just let loose, and it's gonna make sure to come back and kill you after its done killing us.
>>2007443
I don't duct tape anything together, i screw things on and all that junk. Don't know now how mechanics work?
>>2007425
Remind me to add more 3-man events, please.
Poor Souda, no one deserves such a hard life.
Machi x Kaizuka new OTP 2016?
Do androids dream of electric sheep?
>>2007451
Which war was this!?
http://imgur.com/a/JTHwQ
>>2007472
What is that ugly thing?
>>2007465
>She'll be here, don't worry.
>>2007434
That doesn't make you any less of a pervert.
And it doesn't get me any closer to finding who I'm looking for.
>>2007455
Probably his home life, but I don't like to delve into people's personal lives.
>>2007472
Pfffttt..
>>2007451
No no, not the roombas n shit.
I mean, you. uh, you're pure a robot right? Not just a brain put inside some metal?
>>2007469
Uh.
No?
>>2007472
>
Whoa.
>>2007472
While I appreciate you disposing of that obnoxious AI, you will not be going anywhere near me.
>>2007472
Dear Meepo:
...
>>2007465
That's where you're right my dear. For you see, I am not human. I'm a mystic... a very sad one at that.
>>2007472
>Flees
>>2007451
Hmm, maybe..No, it must have been you, you were missing the same part of your face in that movie so it had to be you. I wish I could remember the name of it though.
>>2007463
Just a vessel? Not humanized? I don't get it.
>>2007467
「Now you're just trying to put the blame on me even about that? You really are just a big bully.」
「It wasn't my fault, but I can say it was if you want it that much. It's a little sad, but I can do it.」
>>2007472
「I never expected this comedy bit to work out so well, I hate it.」
>>2007472
Uh, from one blue person to the next, you kinda got...y'know...a dick on your face.
>>2007463
Because, I'm saying dumb stuff again..
Hey, do you have any water?
>>2007472
>Absorbs the water out of the piss as a midnight snack
>>2007481
>*Worries externally*
>>2007486
See? I'm hum-
What?
>>2007455
So? You're a pervert. Whatever you say can't hurt me in any way!
>>2007465
>he smacks her on her wrist
Never say that kinda shit ever again.
>>2007472
I-I'm not that gross...
>>2007482
Oh yeah, I forgot you were looking for someone. Maybe you should just stop?
>>2007469
I'm not afraid of it, I'll do what I have to do and pop it like a pimple if need be!
>>2007472
*Jumps into cover*
>>2007480
I think you're looking in the mirror.
>>2007472
Hehe, that tickles!
>>2007498
>She punches you out of reflex
>>2007472
Kaizuka seems to be a promising tribute.
Souda takes his chance to get his first kill.
Kill each other a bit more please.
>>2007487
According to my understanding, the events that occurred for individuals such as yourself to...exist as people, so to speak, had never transpired.
>>2007497
I am afraid I do not...ma'am? Food and drink are not physical requirements I possess.
>>2007483
Do you know anything at all?
>>2007501
Aww, ain't that cute! The little bugger things she can kill monsters~
>>2007511
>he starts bleeding out
WH-WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?
>>2007513
May you rest in peace...
>>2007482
Right, we should get him a shrink for that.
>>2007493
Who are you trying to fool? I saw you doing it.
>>2007498
It can if I am better at being a pervert than you.
>>2007472
Huh. These recharging "dreams" are getting more real by the day.
>>2007479
Oh, right. The Great War of 2077, followed after the Resource Wars. Lasted about 2 hours. 2 hours in which the United States, Russia and China nuked the world to hell.
>>2007483
>Shakes his head
Got the memories of a 200 year old dead guy, but I'm all mechanical. Processor instead of a brain.
>He lightly taps his head
Newer Synths, Gen-3's, are bio-engineerd. Can't tell the difference between them and humans.
>>2007487
>He frowns
Unless someone found a discreet way to shove a functional pre-war camera up my face, I can't remember being in a movie. Or holotape.
>>2007513
Thunder'd probably do the trick. Although I'd have to watch out with that...
>>2007513
「If I played by the rules I would stay an unpopular, side character until the last issue and I have no intentions to do that.」
>>2007513
I come from a noble bloodline of mystics called Charm Lords. That is all you need to know about me.
>>2007481
>Hey. Don't start the Stone Ocean Spherejerking without me
>>2007513
Hold pic related*
>>2007479
>Thanks, by the way
>>2007513
Why me?
>>2007523
True, but that's because I'm not a pervert.
>>2007498
Why would I do that?
That's the entire reason I'm here.
>>2007513
Targeted by the Organization?
>>2007523
I'd rather not, he can deal with himself for all I care.
>>2007523
「I'm not trying to fool anyone. I'm simply saying the truth, but you want to put it in a way that I was the one who did it.」
「You even blamed your own actions on me, like I could influence your actions somehow. It clearly wasn't my fault... yet you will never accept that, right?」
>>2007513
I don't see the problem with it. Unless there's some unspoken rule on how to peal a damn banana, and if that's case, I still don't see a problem.
>>2007513
Dude, c'mon now, that's just racist.
>>2007516
Aw, man.. Shit, shit.
Where am I gonna get water now? I'm drying out..
>>2007522
You HIT ME!
That means you're an enemy, right?!
>She punches him again
>>2007529
>Yo, play Hermes. Complete the trio. Complete the trianglejerk.
>>2007506
Get your eyes checked girlie.
>>2007513
Suit you better, Betty the cripple.
>>2007529
>>2007513
And yet you're still a worthless individual, I don't see why you'd ever brag about your pitiful display, woman.
>>2007513
DID I JUST GET PINNED BY THE FUCKING ROCK!?
>>2007524
Can't tell the difference? You're looking pretty roboty from where I'm standing.
>>2007522
I know how much blood comes out of my head after it gets cut open.
>>2007516
Wait, if they weren't people, how did they fight? Man this is making my head hurt.
>>2007524
Alright alright, maybe it wasn't you. It looked a lot like you though.
>>2007513
Another event to fix due to misgendering.
You see, Souda, there are people who really like you.
>>2007548
My eyes are fine
>>2007556
「I'm surprised that you guys can eat with me being so close to you two.」
>>2007522
Don't underestimate my size or you'll regret it mister!
>>2007540
Because you're probably not gonna find him, that's why. You know how big this place is? It's fuckin' huge!
>>2007547
>he starts bleeding out even more
S-STOP, YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME IF YOU KEEP GOING!
>>2007553
How much blood you got in your noggin?
>>2007556
That's really perverted...
>>2007556
Did you just wet the bed!?
>>2007547
I am...sorry, ma'am.
>>2007554
...To my awareness, they existed simply as naval vessels, and to what I have been told from Akitsu Maru, they had likewise existed prior in your own reality, as well.
Or, at the least, this would be my understanding.
>>2007538
You are, but you're so bad at it, it's almost as if you were not a pervert.
>>2007540
Won't you try to help the poor guy?
>>2007543
You're right, I won't accept it, because it's a lie, you need to face the truth.
>>2007547
>already Avatar someone from Stone Ocean. We need her as an avatar.
>>2007550
*Stares with disappointment*
>>2007556
*Dorararararar internally*
>>2007556
It's not what it looks like, I simply had some bottled water in my pocket, it must have broken while I slept; but I'd appreciate it if you didn't speak of this.
>>2007556
I've soundly defeated... how sad and pathetic of me.
>>2007568
>he pinches your cheek
S-So cute!
>>2007556
>>2007570
Just like you.
>>2007563
There has to be something wrong with them if you think I'm ugly like a 3 headed monkey.
>>2007553
I didn't say I was a Gen-3. I'm a Gen-2, a failed prototype, too. Nah, Gen-3's are what the Institute's using now. Snatching people away in the night and replacing 'em with sleeper Synths. That's why people didn't trust me, at first.
>>2007554
>He chuckles
It's the nose, isn't it?
>>2007556
Evil better be bulletproof, then.
>>2007556
Yeah, well evil can go fuck itself.
The Hound of Justice finds a way.
>>2007570
I dunno, let's see.
>Holds barbie up to his forehead.
>>2007570
Well, I have all the time in the world.
And this particular person is not the time of person that should be alone, especially in this place.
He's like a dog that escaped his leash.
>>2007576
He didn't even bother trying to help me, I don't know why I should help him.
>>2007582
Why were you sleeping with a bottle of..
..you know what, I'll just forget it.
>>2007576
「But I'm doing that right now, but you'll just keep saying that it's my fault.」
>>2007581
「I don't need things like money or anything valuable, because it won't give me any value in the end.」
>>2007556
I-I'm gonna die in this desert..
Too hot.. Need water..
>>2007570
Give me all of your water and I'll stop!
>>2007573
If you were sorry you'd get me some water! I've almost died here like.. Twice! Don't you guys have any taps!?
>>2007581
>Nigga.
>>2007556
Those three tributes are lucky that Hollywood is their biggest sponsor.
It seems Stocking has fun killing other tributes.
Araragi isn't that much of a pervert.
Another death due to stupidity.
>>2007586
It was your idea, not mine! I only wanna kiss your sisters!
>>2007589
...Ew.
>>2007590
Isn't that kinda harsh? I'm sure he's fine out there. S'not like he's five or ten or something, y'know?
>>2007497
>I am sorry, I completely forgot about this
You heard me right, I am not human but a mystic. And you are not human as well... aren't you?
>>2007573
Ah, I get it. They were like the non-combat vessels of our world, and that means there must have been a lot of brave people to operate them. Any chance I could meet one you think?
>>2007588
That and a few other things. So, what kind of cases have you seen? You said you were a detective.
>>2007602
I'm gonna die of thirst!
It's not gonna be alright! I'm losing even more water from these tears!
>>2007598
FINE, TAKE IT! TAKE IT ALL!
>he starts pulling out soda bottles from his jumpsuit
>>2007602
There ain't no way I'm getting what that Mexican't has!
>>2007590
A wise decision.
>>2007602
I sure as hell won't be eating any of this trash. It's all yours, Fairy.
>>2007602
「Was that "cool" enough for you? I gave you that victory, so now I can kill you and you can die with that cool image of yours.」
「All of us win, even if I have to be so uncool again.」
>>2007588
Institute? sleeper synths?
You're losin me there buddy. You tellin me there are robots in disguise out there?
>>2007603
I can't see from here, How much blood do I got Soda Can?
>>2007602
Let's uh.
Let's walk away real slow like Kiddo.
>>2007602
Aaaand, right up the pooper, god, I'm feeling great today!
>>2007603
You have no idea.
When left alone, he pretty much is five or ten.
>>2007602
I don't have the time or patience to do my own stunts.
>>2007592
*Pondering about his statement*
.....
*Gives a thumbs up in agreement*
>>2007598
>You'll have to wait and see who. Hue hue hue.
>>2007602
>Hermes never...
*Give her a hug*
>>2007602
Do it, I don't care if you kill yourself.
>>2007586
Or you're just so ugly that you make a three headed monkey look pretty.
>>2007590
Maube if you help him, he would change... Oh who am I kidding? It's Souda.
>>2007592
You're deluding yourself, it's fine if you don't want oher people to find out that you did something like that. But we both know it's a lie.
>>2007602
There is really not a nice way to say it...
>>2007603
You were probably thinking of me as one of them, sick bastard.
>>2007524
2077? I thought it was 1944....
http://imgur.com/a/Ok2wJ
>np
>>2007607
Of course I'm human. I'm as human as human gets. Can't you tell?
I'm the most human human.. Ever.
>>2007610
>She swats the soda away.
I need WATER!
>>2007618
>Are you the Anasui that doesn't show up as much as he should?
>>2007602
What a depressive way to go out. Life offers so much.
Dammit Dean, you came so far and now you had to fuck up.
Misogi is doing a Deidera. (I miss that guy, btw.)
Mistaken? I would say Crazy Diamond is indeed anime.
>>2007613
O-Okay, you can stop doing that to yourself now. It's starting to get kinda gross...
>>2007617
...W-Well it's not like he actually is, so don't worry about it! You should just have some fuuuun, y'know?
>>2007623
Can you blame me for doing that? You look just like them.
>>2007585
Let go of my face. Now.
>>2007620
How can you think that? Did your wires cross?
>>2007618
「Good. That means that you understand that material things only bring a fake happiness to our lives.」
「So you can understand why I said no to your offer.」
>>2007623
「But I know that it isn't a lie, so it's only you who knows it's a lie and that means there is a chance that you only made it up.」
>>2007598
I...I would not know where one would be located.
>>2007608
Aquatic vessels are...outdated, to the point of unusability in my reality. Your...equivalent, as it were, was also sunk, as of the 8th of June, in 1945.
>when you miss batsu games
Just a reminder.
Roman Reigns will be your WWE Champion in a few weeks.
>>2007632
A normal being wouldn't stress that they are apart of a specific group. But, since you want to keep this whole thing underwraps, I will believe that you are human... for now.
>>2007609
*Punch FF*
*Completely restoring her vitality*
>>2007633
>But the animu has yet to be released...
Dor-
>>2007632
>. :^)
>>2007646
I hope for curbstomp at following Raw
>>2007623
I already DID help him and he still hasn't agreed to helping me.
Even though he promised me in the beginning if I helped him he would have returned the favor.
I should've known he was just all talk.
>>2007633
I can't believe I'm agreeing with you, but let's get out of here.
>>2007634
Whatever, all that matters is finding him in the first place.
And I'm sure I can find him better on my own than you ever will.
>>2007639
I'm perfectly fine.
>>2007633
It's not wise to continue traveling with an experienced group at this hour, let's set up camp for the night.
>>2007633
HEY MAN, I CAN'T SWING A CHAINSAW SAFELY WHEN I'M ON ONE FUCKING ARM.
>>2007634
Hey man, you asked about my blood.
...
Got any Duct Tape for my head?
>>2007633
Get down and play dead.
>>2007634
... That's pretty gay.
>>2007640
I didn't make anything up, I still have that canteen, pee on another and lets get them tested.
>>2007643
Sunk? Well, as long as it went out in a blaze of glory..Was she able to save anyone else by dying?
>>2007632
I-I DON'T HAVE ANY WATER! THE ONLY THING I HAVE IS SODA, SALIVA, AND MY BODY FLUIDS!
>>2007633
>I'm laughing too hard to react to this
>>2007640
*Nods in understanding*
*Punches the Diamond Turing it back to a rock*
>>2007602
Looks like you've got something to say.
>>2007608
>Nods
Yep. Mostly helping folks with dissapeared relatives, murders, that sorta thing. Case that landed me a home in Diamond City was rescuing the Mayor's daughter. Technically that wasn't a case, since I'd just been roaming around back then. Turns out the poor girl ran away with some caravan trader she'd, eh, "known" for an evening. They wanted to sell her away, so I saved her and took her home. Mayor let me stay, even though the people in town didn't trust me.
>>2007613
Heh, sorry 'bout that. The Institute's the folks who created the Synths, and me. Nobody knows where they are, because nobody's gotten in there yet.
Sleeper Synths meaning exact copies of folks who report back to the Institute. Think of it as an effective way to get information.
>He shrugs
Dunno about your world, but back in the Commonwealth there are definitely other Synths around.
>>2007626
>Frowns
1944? Wasn't't that when World War II was happening?
>>2007633
Good idea. You folks look like you could use a break.
>>2007653
Oh yeah, he never keeps his word.
>>2007656
That you are, but something in your head isn't.
>>2007643
Good thing that Stand was here to save me.. Some help you were! Don't robots have compartments for water and stuff?
>>2007648
I AM a human! Why does everyone think I'm not!?
>>2007650
Uaghh.. You punched me, and all of the sweat drops and tears came back into my body!
H-How?
>>2007670
THEN GIVE ME YOUR SALIVA!
>>2007633
>Souda's event put a smile on my face. Good job.
>>2007665
「You want me to pee for you? What kind of sick fetish do you have? Why would you even keep a canteen full of someone's pee?」
「Even if it's not mine, it's really creepy... even for me.」
>>2007674
「I could question how could you do that, but I don't want to hear long explanations about powers, so I'll just say you used magical powder.」
>>2007633
I am surprised you made it that far, considering you were already dead.
Maria and Harusame do a Link. Isn't Harusame a shipgirl? She should be able to survive that.
>>2007645
Always next time, if nothing unforseen happens.
>>2007635
But you're so cuuuute!
>pinches harder
>>2007653
You making this a challenge, Christina?
>>2007664
I have electrical wire. Is that good enough?
>>2007665
Nothing gay about kissing your sisters, Araragi.
>>2007685
「I'll just let you eat that... you seem to be rather hungry.」
>>2007633
Ugh...I don't see the point in this but the idiocy in here has reached an all time high so I'll guess I'll stop bothering with all this asinine behaviour around me.
>>2007685
Heh. Didn't expect folks here to hate Synths, too. Fine, I'll go.
>>2007675
All of this talk is making my head hurt. I'm going to go rest before Sanya catches me up this late. Thanks again Mr. Valentine!
>>2007681
Because my good woman, you make it so blatantly obvious. But, like I said, I am willing to keep secrets. No strings attached.
>>2007681
GIVE ME A BOTTLE TO SPIT INTO!
>>2007685
Alright, since I did the work I get first dibs.
I call the McNuggets.
>>2007693
You sure? The fact that it's free means it'll taste extra delicious!
>>2007683
It's all for sientific purposes.Now pee in the bottle.
>>2007685
You already know that, con-man, expleain it to your friend.
>>2007685
He'd be in alot of pain if I were to jab him with a few needles; an amusing thought, but I'll leave him be for now. Wait, what on earth am I even doing in here?
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