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>>1998193
Neptune
Anonymous
>>1998193
Kurisu
Misaki Mei
Soleil
Kino
Vic Viper
>>1998193
Garnet
Minako
Eggman-kun
>>1998193
Rei Ayanami
Misogi Kumagawa
Homura
Bikko
Ayano Aishi
>>1998204
>does nothing
>>1998193
Aikawa
Flynn
Samefag Squad
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>1998158
Call me Ms. Litvyak. And then why are you wearing so little?
Furry Porn
>>1998193
Musashi
>>1998178
I suppose it's not outside the realm of possibility, after all I've just seen it happen.
It's nice to meet you. I am Musashi, second-ever Yamato-class battleship to be approved.
Er, how does something like that come to be? A talking motorcycle, I mean.
>>1998194
It seems that I did.
>>1998195
And there's your problem.
Tricky
>>1998193
Yurei
Matsuda
Cutest Dangan
>>1998193
Junko Enoshima
Kanno Naoe
>>1998193
>throws brick
Pancake-chan
Hitler
The Booties
>>1998193
Clover
>>1998236
cutest? maybe
worst? definitely
Crab Nigga
>>1998224
>Ruffles hair
>>1998222
>Leaves a small bag of Cheetos
Gotta go bye!
Sakuya Izayoi
>>1998226
Stop stealing my jokes or I report you.
>>1998247
It's not Sayaka you dumbass. It's her sister who was never used and she is cute as fuck.
>>1998195
...Homura.
>>1998247
Fuck off, KK. Not everyone has a hardon for Celeshit
Kaiki
Yamato on a drag
>>1998187
Dude tbqhwy, it has only like what? 10 spots or some shit? If I had to put in everyone I actually like on there I'd have like 9 open spaces. That'd be gay as fuck mane.
>>1998250
Thanks Kyoko.
>>1998250
>does nothing
>>1998148
>imypling I can come up with 10 waifus on the spot
Sh-she was just placeholder.
Still a cute though.
>>1998164
Oh... Kyoko probably wouldn't make it on my chart even if I had 100 spaces tbf (to be frank)
>>1998187
None of us have cliques you trog. We are all lonely alone.
>>1998258
It's my filler you dumbass.
>>1998193
Emília
>>1998195
But to have entirely different speech pattern? At this point, you're just trying really hard to be special.
>>1998231
So Musashi, what the hell are you?
My Belgian Waifu
Classy Raven
>>1998271
Fucking fight me, with your shit taste in waifu and husbandos.
>>1998269
You're in my clique with your taste lower than the lowest famzilla. Also iktfw, I had to put fucking Niggito alt f4'ing the fuck outa here on there because I couldn't come up with anything.
>Mikan
>cute
ebin.
>>1998275
>not Rhodesian
0/10 shit taste
Fujisaki Chihiro
>>1998294
S-sanya?
>>1998287
______ a cute
>>1998281
Yeah but, like, nobody asked for your input.
>>1998287
>kicks shins
>jacks the sign
>runs away like hell
>>1998257
「Now that's a simple introduction if I've ever heard one.」
>>1998274
「Some of us have to try, because we weren't born pretty, special, beautiful, interesting, talented and interesting.」
「So we have to try to be those things really hard, even if we fail. But I'll still have my smile on every time I fail to be cool, and that's a little cool itself.」
>>1998303
Hikki's boipucci
Dangan genocide when?
>>1998287
>>1998234
>>1998194
I remember that game, I... was part of it. Are you alright?
[ You're a pervert, Kino. ]
Quiet.
>>1998231
Nice to meet you, Yamato-class Musashi. As I said before, one day it just started talking. No one questioned how and why, neither did I. Hermes is my most valuable possession, that's all it matters now.
[ Again, I'm not yours! ]
>>1998193
Dragonlord Ojutai
>>1998281
Who are those "Dangans"?
Could you tell me something about those people? I promise I won't say anything.
>>1998299
Sanya? No, I think you have me mistaken for someone else.
>>1998292
>mikan
>not cute
ebiner
Otako
>>1998281
I doubt anyone asked for your worthless opinion. It'll end up in the chemical waste department of the abortion clinic...should sound familiar, it was most likely your place of birth.
>>1998250
See you later then.
>>1998309
Simple always works.
Something feels off about you... or rather, about the way you speak...
>>1998193
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>1998229
I very much prefer to not hide any wounds that I gather on the battlefield.
It's honorable as a battleship to show my scars and wounds with pride, and I wish more of my sisters in arms would do the same.
>>1998274
I'm a battleship.
I am the second ever Yamato-class battleship to be approved, and currently the most recent and most improved.
>>1998313
I see. That's awfully interesting, I'll have to study it further another day.
It seems to have quite the.. "Attitude.."
>>1998287
>>1998231
「I have too many of those to guess which one you meant as my problem.」
>>1998319
Nice thumbnail, Sanya.
>>1998322
>fat nurse
>cute
>mfw tears of laughter
>>1998317
Those people listed all come from the same place. As you may have noticed, despite them all being different people, they all have the same face.
>>1998324
>Pats your bum
>>1998312
Give me that!
>>1998309
I'm going to have agree with you on that. I know for a fact that i'm not really talented or interesting, but at least I tried to be. So I think I understand where you are coming from.
>>1998313
Yep, i'm as fit as an ox. I didn't join that game anyway. Also, did your motorcycle just talked?
>>1998330
You're a battleship? You look more human than ship.
>>1998346
Yes, Anon?
>>1998344
>different people
Wot? They all act the same.
>>1998338
Sorry Sir, but my name really isn't Sanya.
Damn I'm late
>>1998287
>>1998358
I'll call you Sanya, and you can call me Daddy
Why did I sign in for this?
Check it, make your swamps, do something.
>>1998330
How come you don't just go naked then?
>>1998362
Delete this.
>>1998354
I love their designs but why must they be for sexual
I wanna draw dog princess but anyone who recognizes her on my paper will think I'm gross
>>1998330
Very human-like, right? It can get annoying, but I wouldn't have it any other way, he's the only one who keeps me company while traveling around the world.
>She pets the seat on the bike.
[ And I should get paid for it... ]
I already take care of you, that's good enough right?
>>1998352
[ Yeah dude, I just talked to you, are you shocked? I bet you are ]
Watch your tone, Hermes.
>tfw liked a 2hou meme page on fb
>never played 2hou
it has some good memes tho
>>1998362
You wish I was holding up a sign like that.
>>1998327
「If you mean "cool" by "off" that means you hit the jackpot. I talk in a "cool" way obviously.」
>>1998352
「Yes. Now imagine that anything that's positive about you changes into negative in a second.」
「Also all the things that were already negative about you stay that way. That's how I am.」
>>1998344
Certainly they came from the same place.
And you're right about that... Their faces, they look pretty similar.
Maybe there's an explaination for that, Mister.
>>1998367
Looks good.
>>1998365
I-I respectfully decline.
>>1998375
>FB
>>1998367
「I don't hate it as much as I usually do.」
>>1998375
>Ciryes reposts I bet
>>1998373
Draw Tricky and Shaq eating chicken.
>>1998367
Give
>>1998217
to
>>1998383
>>1998389
>>1998367
District 5 is best district.
>>1998353
I like you.
>>1998389
I am not a degenerate like all of you so I have a normal life aswell :^)
>>1998367
I still don't know what I signed up for..
>>1998367
Ready!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1bAsVQY11U
>>1998374
Hermes? His name is Hermes.... that's interesting name.
>>1998378
You must have a very hard life... I kinda feel sorry for you.
>>1998393
What does shaq look like again
>>1998367
Swap me(Garnet) for whoever's next. I'm making lunch.
>>1998367
I made it!
>>1998337
I think we're done speaking now.
>>1998352
I suppose I am "human-esque," if that's what you wish to call it. Through and through I am a battleship, to my core.
I've fought in many naval battles. The ocean is my home.
>>1998368
Doing such things are against the rules of my base, and although I do have free mobility as it is, removing these bandages would only hinder me.
This is the optimal wardrobe for battle.
>>1998374
>She starts to examine the bike, wondering where the voice is coming from.
I.. See.. Very peculiar. I suppose I can deduce that the cause isn't mechanical.. Odd.
You travel often?
>>1998394
"That's really nice."
>>1998394
I entered as a joke, no need to give me your spot..
>>1998367
It looks good enough.
>>1998378
You're right, I didn't mean off.
I meant weird.
>>1998397
That's great, but do yourself a favor and chase more beautiful women, alright?
>>1998367
Looks fine host.
>>1998396
Well it's certainly not because of me.
>>1998404
「Of course I do. My life is constant misery and failures.」
>>1998410
「...」
「As you wish.」
>>1998398
>Having a life.
>>1998406
http://41.media.tumblr.com/3988f78aac7934d1aaf01305d9a21309/tumblr_inline_o43yhoneIc1tm27om_1280.png
http://36.media.tumblr.com/e1ff4430882b99453f9e47dbb8e19751/tumblr_inline_o442e18xyu1tm27om_1280.png
Before I forget again.
>>1998412
I try.
>>1998413
Too bad, you're getting it.
>>1998363
>LoLK
NEVER AGAIN
>>1998392
>some of them, but they also post some good memes
>check its Koakuma's Krispy Kreme
>>1998367
Just go so I can read my manga, you worthless troglodyte.
>>1998419
Thank you so much!
>>1998414
「Weird in a good way, right? Like when you see the weirdo guy in a manga and you feel creeped out, but you still feel that they're pretty cool.」
>>1998410
But we aren't at a base, much less yours! Besides, bandages won't really help your airbags.
>>1998423
I hope Chang'e and Junko are playable in the next Touhou fighting game because I want to see Junko get her ass handed to her by her mortal enemy.
>>1998410
You must be a very good swimmer if you're able to fight so well in water. Me though? I'm just sub-par at it.
>>1998417
Jesus. Are you trying to make me feel sorry for you? Because it's working.
>>1998422
Awww..
Thank you then.
>>1998437
I miss junko. She was fun
___ X ___
>>1998416
Originally I said that because I'm in it but now that I get a closer look at you, you seem pretty cool too. I'll make a mental note not to backstab you~
>>1998446
haaa, you're getting in, what a loser
>>1998437
>Junko
I can absolutely see this happen.
>Chang'e
Lore wise probably impossible for it to happen, she's in prison
>>1998450
i'm not even gonna say anything
>>1998442
「Hm. I'm not sure, but only a really miserable and pitiful person would make others feel sorry for them.」
「You really just accused me of being one of those kind of characters?」
>>1998367
Good to go.
>>1998404
[See Kino? I told you my name was awesome.]
And this is the first person who says that in a long time, dummy.
>The girl laughs a bit before looking back at you.
So, what brings you to this country?
>>1998410
Not only often, but traveling is everything I do. I'm just staying here for 3 days before departing again. Right now we're looking for a place to stay.
>>1998454
Stop being so jealous.
>>1998453
Appreciated, but feel free to stab everyone else.
>>1998470
Do I look jealous to you!?
>>1998435
I'm fine, thank you. I'd appreciate if you wouldn't question my choice of attire any further.
I would rather not break the laws that I'm meant to be enforcing.
>>1998442
As I said, I'm a battleship. We were created to travel via water.
I'm not surprised, very few beings if any match the speed of a battleship in water.
>>1998465
Very interesting. May I ask why you travel so much? Trying to get away from something?
>>1998464
also
>Junko wants Chang'e dead
>Chang'e is immortal, because hourai elixer
Pretty sad to be honest
>>1998457
>Chang'e in prison
I want to avafag her for this
>>1998437
I want to kick Kaguya's ass in a fighting game.
>>1998478
ok deal you me jail side
>cody
>>1998464
>>1998457
I have no idea about 2hou I just posted a post of a 2hou meme page.
>>1998475
Are they...real?
>>1998433
....Still waiting for the cool part.
And I have a feeling I'll be waiting a while.
>>1998473
Yes.
>>1998450
Steven & Connie
Fucking Firefox.
>>1998394
>>1998407
Done.
And here we go!
>>1998497
>>1998463
Yeah. I just did. Because you're acting miserable and stuff.
>>1998465
I just woke up here. It's nothing special really.
>>1998475
(I'm just going let here believe she's a battleship, it's easier for me.)
Yep yep... you sound really awesome.
>>1998501
and i forget the picture, sorry
>>1998483
Hah! You don't stand a chance.
>>1998491
My guns are very much real, yes. Don't worry, I don't intend on using them on anyone that I don't need to.
>>1998503
Let's begin!
>>1998505
Thank you very much.
I'll accept your compliment fully.
>>1998504
Be jelly.
>>1998503
Here I go!
>>1998492
「You know your way with the words, so you clearly found the fastest road to my heart to go there and shatter it.」
>>1998503
「It's that time again when we have to run and run with no reason. How about we do something new and run even more?」
>>1998503
K. RUNNING. YUP.
ZOOOOOOOM.
>>1998503
Well, screeeeeew you too princess.
>>1998503
Here we go!
>>1998514
I could absolutely destroy you
>>1998503
>>1998520
No, not your guns on your back. Your guns on the front!
>>1998503
Whoa...
>>1998520
Don't mention it.
>>1998503
Okay, I get it.
>>1998527
tricky post nudes
>>1998503
I think I'll stay inside here for awhile...
>>1998525
Sorry, but it's not my fault you have a glass heart.
Maybe you need more confidence.
>>1998503
Death, waifu shaming and cringingat a cringy old con man, a nice first day.
>>1998505
「So you think that I only act miserable to acquire pity from others? That's very mean from someone like you.」
「You can't understand what a Minus can feel, but don't worry... I'll show it to all of you in time.」
>>1998475
Why do I travel? There's no clear answer to that. I'm a traveler and that's what I do. Going from place to place and learn about their culture, traditions and customs is something I've grown to love.
>>1998505
You looks surprisingly calm for someone who just appeared here without a reason, not like panic would solve anything...
>>1998510
Really? That's it?
Fuck it I'll avafag Cody instead
>>1998545
W-waifu?
>>1998521
That won't work.
>>1998545
Screw you!
You will never get me alive!
>>1998545
First freshly cooked batch of dead bodies.
>>1998544
「Maybe my heart is made of glass and my confidence is so low it's in the minus, but that won't change that I have a super strong glue from the fact that I can't give up.」
「So even if my heart gets shattered a thousand times, I get rejected, beaten up or just lose again, I'll just glue it back together.」
>>1998545
「Finally I met someone who is an even bigger clown than me!」
>>1998545
[ Now that's just rude ]
Leave her be, it doesn't concern me.
>>1998555
Work what.
>>1998545
You do!? How is that possible?
>>1998546
I just say it how I see it. Anyway, can you tell me what a Minus is? Because that's a new word I haven't heard before.
>>1998548
I take alot of things in stride, so it's no big deal. I also have the knack of attracting trouble to me.
>>1998545
That'll teach him to mess around with highschool girls.
>>1998543
NO.
>>1998545
THIS TASTES LIKE SHIT.
>>1998550
You'd only avafag Chang'e because she's in prison?
It's not even regular prison, it's Moon prison
>>1998567
>Presses the F button for the fallen tributes.
Let's meet each other tomorrow, fighters.
>>1998537
O-Of course they're real!
Why would I make burdens like these larger..?!
N-Now, please refrain from talking about them.
>>1998548
That's an acceptable answer in itself. Have you ever traveled by ocean? It's my favorite method of transportation, there's nothing like it.
>>1998567
Whats the first death?
>>1998536
If it is a 'who's the bigger loser contest', of course you could.
Otherwise, not so much.
>>1998567
NIGHT 1
Only one death, and t comes from fucking up a counter curse.
>>1998591
So...
>He looks from side to side
How's everyone doing?
>>1998591
>>1998588
District
>>1998545
Leave me alone!
I'm sorry but I can't think of a plan with everyone nearby.
>>1998588
I think it says District.
>>1998591
I-I'm not a good singer, really.
>>1998569
That doesn't sound healthy at all.
Why not just have a stronger heart that doesn't break when I look at it too hard?
>>1998591
Y-you don't even look like you read books.
>>1998578
「Sorry, but if you seek something so boring like an explanation from me, I think you turned to the wrong person.」
「You should find an even more irrelevant side character and ask them about it.」
>>1998591
「I thought it was a she... I was disappointed. I want my money back this moment!」
「Wait that was the real thing and not a porn magazine...」
>>1998591
LAWL
SUCKERRRRR.
>>1998450
2 X 4 = 8
>>1998545
Fuck.
>>1998591
DAY 2
>furry porn's arm ends up covered in hair
Ok...
I thought Matsuda would be above this stupidity.
>>1998612
I'd do that with you, yes.
>>1998575
me?
>>1998610
X=1
>>1998605
She is a girl. Host made a mistake.
>>1998612
Tuturu~
>>1998591
I'm pretty confused about that game...
>>1998614
Some more dead people.
>>1998591
Senpai~ Senpai~~ Can't wait to see my senpai~
>>1998614
>blinks
...What a weirdo.
>>1998614
HEHEHEH, THANKS, TOOTS.
>>1998587
Can I...can I feel them?
>>1998603
「Because I wasn't born with one? I have a weak heart that's been crushed into nothing but dust day after day.」
「Something that once broke will never be the same, or something like that.」
>>1998614
「Yes I'm taking these selfies because I wanted some... not because I'm alone and lonely.」
>>1998620
「Looks like I made the bigger mistake when I tried to spy at her when she wasn't a "her".」
「I even lost at this...」
>>1998605
(Did this guy just said side character? This isn't a manga...)
Okay, i'll just ask someone else then. If that's too much trouble for you.
>>1998614
How do you like that huh!?
>>1998614
>>1998614
S-stop talking crazy talk.
>>1998614
>>1998623
Thank you for the help...uh...whoever you are.
>>1998633
How does anyone live without a h-
Are you a ghost?
>>1998616
In your dreams, loser.
>>1998621
What the hell does that even mean?
>>1998590
Why would we have a loser contest? I know you're a loser, I'm talking about a straight up fight until one of us can't fight anymore
>>1998623
No Tricky, don't go down that path!
>>1998614
Just a peck!
>>1998623
>>1998632
No, you absolutely may not.
>>1998649
>>1998647
I would not want to embarrass you in front of everyone.
>>1998649
>Revs up the chainsaw
Never let your guard around me! Because like my old man said: Everything goes in a street fight!
>>1998649
Seems Clover doesn't like having other cute girls around.
>>1998591
Hermes, wake me up when my turn arrives
[Alright, don't drool on my muffler]
>>1998587
Hmmm... once? I had to save a lot of money just to visit certain island. Traveling in the ocean on a big ship was worth it though, it was like an entire city moving on it's own
[ It was the worst thing ever, ground will always be better]
Stop being such a baby, Hermes
>>1998578
You look handsome in the eyes of danger? That's a certain kind of misfortune.
[Reminds me of you, Kino]
>>1998637
「It is. Explanations and describtions are boring things to talk about. You want to talk about boring things?」
>>1998643
「More like a phantom dancing at the edge of good and evil! The Minus, Misogi Kumagawa!」
「I think this introduction was shorter and a little cooler, just a little.」
>>1998649
「I'm so happy that it wasn't me what you found in there, but probably just my porn.」
>>1998667
More F's.
>>1998672
>672
>darkness animal training
>somewhat noob
gundam pls
>>1998667
「I was successful at intimidating someone or I was just too miserable to face? 」
>>1998645
Don't need my dreams for that.
>>1998672
Rolling
>>1998687
Well it's sure as hell not happening in reality so you better get rid of that idea real quick.
>>1998667
C'MERE, SUCKA!
>>1998668
Yeah, I sometimes think i'm cursed. But it's all good in the end, I just fight right though it.
>>1998671
Well if that's so boring, what do you want to talk about?
>>1998672
>Rolling
>>1998663
You must not be so confident in your ability, because I know that's a lie
>>1998667
L-Lies! I only have eyes for my senpai...
>>1998683
Pancake-chan is not playing around.
Something is going on between Kaiki and Matsuda.
Evangelion 4.0 confirmed for shit.
>>1998692
No deal, you know that as well as I do.
>>1998649
I was too close to being dead...
>>1998667
>The Atmosphere feel pretty tense, Clover begins to question her decision, with tears all over her face.
...
I'm truly sorry... I didn't wanted that.
>>1998671
It's...improving.
So is that a yes?
>>1998649
H-how could you betray my trust like that.
>>1998672
roll
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