HG Post Game Thread
First
Literally me
>>1996884
she wants your money
And we are ded...
>>1996903
Yee
>>1996884
You're writing quite a lot down...
Why are we so friendly to people? Well, we kind of have to if we want to be able to make a profit off of the machines and other gadgets we make.
It would be pretty shady if we treated humans badly and also tried to sell them random machines that they know nothing about, don't you think? It's just common business practice.
... You got that all down, right?
>>1996903
>>1996903
Liven it up with some loods
>>1996907
>579 results for "Yee"
>>1996918
This
>>1996908
>Nods
Hmm.
>He folds the notebook and puts it away
That will be all. Goodbye, miss...?
>>1996923
Yee
>>1996918
>>1996924
No Anon.
>>1996925
Nice speaking with you, sworn friend.
>>1996798
Show me more!
>>1996930
Just some socks?
>>1996903
Just like your concerts.
How was your day HG?
>>1996943
>kissu
>>1996944
slow, pep
>>1996944
Slept through most of it again, which I really shouldn't do.
>>1996941
I don't have anymore
>>1996943
SAVAGE
>>1996942
That's even stranger.
>>1996943
Mean.
>>1996944
uneventful. yours?
>>1996944
My lasagna tasted like shit, too much oreganoand basil. Overall pretty shitty day. I'm also running out of ideas of feast events and a terrorist attack wqs around 40miles away from me. Shit.
>>1996959
D-Don't kink shame me in my own home.
>>1996947
Stupid.
>>1996948
Stop.
>>1996958
Eh thanks? Weirdo.
>>1996959
I didn't mean all of your concerts, just a majority of them.
>>1996956
You know sleeping to much can lead to depression.
>>1996949
I am sorry to hear about that.
>>1996947
Ok?
>>1996960
I've been playing skullgirls for the past 3 hours, so pretty much the same.
>>1996962
That sounds really rough. Please remain safe anon and I hope you can one day host.
>>1996944
>wanted to listen to a song from the evangelion ost
>owners went full shekel and removed all of the songs from jewtube so I couldn't
>took me 5 seconds to find a torrent
downside is I have to dl a 5 gb file of all the songs in the franchise because I don't know the exact name of the song
so yeah pretty shite
>>1996944
>I built a chair.
>>1996943
Nice one.
>>1996976
Kom süsser tod?
>>1996976
Do you at least know the tune?
>>1996978
Congratulation!
>>1996963
Sorry anon.
>>1996969
aww...well I'm trying.
>>1996976
>Eva OST
>Anything but The Beast or Kom Süsser Tod
>>1996944
All is well, how are you, elf-chan?
>>1996983
You know how to make it up to me~
>>1996978
Thanks?
>>1996983
Try harder, it's not like I care about you or anything.
>>1996988
Personally I am bored and trying to have a conversation with all of you.
>>1996993
No! NO! NOOO!
>>1996997
oh...I guess that's fine too.
>>1996998
Well what do you want to talk about~?
>>1996997
Stop Nagging Me is the most autistic song that I've ever heard. Literally what is the purpose
>>1997002
No it's not fine, IMPROVE BEFORE YOU BECOME A NEET!
>>1997002
F-Fine, you don't have to.
>>1997011
Stop nagging me!
>I think it's about repetitive people annoying her alot
>>1997001
You said you don't know the name of the song, but you did not say that you did not know the tune of the song.
>>1997012
Okay mom.
>>1997014
That's good!
>>1997010
We can talk about life, 4chan, animeme, or anything really.
>>1997016
Ohhhh
Yeah I'm too tired for this shit. G'night.
>>1997028
Sweet dreams.
>>1997020
How about I dote on you and those adorable little ears?
>>1997019
Hmph!
>starts texting
>>1997020
Kizu BDrip when?
>>1997006
Maya when?
>>1996974
>sleeper here
Yeah, I'm not there yet, but I can feel I'm on that path. Gonna turn in early tonight and hope to wake up at a more reasonable time. No HG tonight for me.
>>1997034
I was just kidding.
>>1997040
Probably never.
>>1997034
>starts sexting back
;)
>>1997049
>looks at you for a second
>goes back to texting
>>1997053
>texts
"Are you for real?"
>blocks
>>1997052
Okay...
I wanted some positive thinking to make its way to hunger games.
>>1997038
I have no idea. I want it to come out sooner.
>>1997032
N-no..... My ears are really sensitive.
>>1997046
Sweet dreams anon.
>>1997058
Look on the brightside.
>>1997057
Silent treatment for me then?
>>1997065
>texts your phone
B-A-K-A.
>>1997060
Well I won't touch them without permission of course, but I certainly am in love with those cute, pointy little things.
>>1997060
Thanks <3
Tuturu~
>>1997068
Grumpy grump
>>1997069
That's a bad fetish. You should really get that checked out.
>>1997065
>that infinite loop
>>1997065
Are you gonna make my heart go bang bang?
>>1997086
>mfw my heartbeat stopped years ago
>in a machine to keep my alive
>>1997082
Th... There's nothing sexual about it. What's wrong with wanting to rub them a little bit?
>>1997083
Post recursive images
>>1996987
>EVA OST
>anything but Thanatos
>>1997064
I knew a man named Mr. Brightside once...he came out of his cage and did just fine.
>>1997101
>>1997083
careful, it might make you lose your mind
>>1997086
You want that?
>>1997103
Shit taste as expected :^)
>>1997107
I'm ready, give it to me doc.
First 24.
>>1997115
I don't wanna kill you anon.
>>1997118
Anon
I have no pictures so just keep it blank
>>1997096
When you know hat it's my sensitive then everything is wrong with touching them.
>>1997119
H-Huh? I thought you were gonna make my heart go Bang Bang... L-Like in Triple Baka..
![[F-Ex]00000Ava3.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pb6ecE7.jpg "[F-Ex]00000Ava3.jpg")
>walks into thread
Hmm... Empty as usual.
...
>looks around
>>1997118
Nero Claudius Caesar
>>1997118
Tiny Captain
>>1997118
Eggman-kun
>>1997118
Parsee
>>1997118
Minako
>>1997110
Just take my (You) and kill yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6MEhBU2xmY
>>1997126
>puts gun away
Oh, right!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duPJqfKiA78
>>1997118
Koyomi Araragi
>>1997118
Lord Beerus
>>1997133
>>1997125
So you would get pleasure from it? W-well then I definitely won't touch them. U-unless you wanted me to...
>>1997118
Mii Swordfighter
Still need 15 people.
>>1997143
Pretty shit famzilla :^)
>>1997118
Misogi Kumagawa
>>1997118
Ayano Aishi
>>1997147
when did this happen?
>>1997118
Augmented Cutie
>>1997118
Nick Valentine
>>1997118
Misaki Mei
>>1997157
Rei Ayanami
>>1997118
Walter White
>>1997118
Hajime
>>1997118
Tom Brady
>>1997118
Hot shipgirl
>>1997118
Matsuda
>>1997118
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>1997118
The Lich King
>>1997118
Domo-kun
>>1997157
Link and his ice cream
>>1997176
>those tits
Eww
>>1997153
Do not touch them!
EILA
>>1997144
Why is everything always Murder with you...?
>>1997118
Rilken
Any swaps or are we good to go?
>>1997195
>reaches out and rubs one
>>1997204
Yo say that like it's a bad thing
>>1997209
>he actually did my anon request
I like you
>>1997157
Nitro Carwash
>>1997209
Looks great!
>>1997211
Ahhhhh! S-stop!
>>1997214
...It is?
>>1997209
It's fine.
>>1997209
Lets go then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_6YyeQugtQ
>>1997215
But of course.
>>1997222
Really? huh, learn something new everyday!
>>1997221
Ask nicely!
>keeps rubbing
Sup cuties ?
I miss boob host
>>1997232
Wouldn't it be better to have the lights on instead of just using a candle? What was that noise?
>>1997232
>>1997237
Sup Ocelot.
>>1997239
me to
>>1997237
Nice Boy Scout clothes.
>>1997232
Why can't we check into a different hotel?
>>1997237
Hotel shenanigans
>>1997233
Duh! Killing's where it gets dangerous, you should just beat em to a pulp.
>>1997244
This place is haunted! I know it!
>>1997237
hi, pep
>>1997258
oops
>>1997244
I'm doing pretty good anon, thank you for asking
>>1997250
These are soldiers clothes !
>>1997254
Is that some kind of code between you and me ?
>>1997234
Stop it!
>>1997262
But killing solves the problem, while beating them up only prolongs it.
>>1997268
My name is not Pep
>>1997258
>>1997269
>Is that some kind of code between you and me ?
I kek'd.
>>1997269
No it's the Hotel Games
>>1997262
Well I guess that works just as well too.
>>1997275
>>1997262
Contract?
>>1997276
Ocelot, I am your pep
>>1997269
Where's the guns then?
>>1997286
What?
>>1997279
>>1997279
Don't try it
>>1997282
Uh oh...
>>1997287
What's a pep, mister anon ?
>>1997293
In my pants
>>1997244
Oh... I'm going to die.
REAL NIGGA HOURS
HONK IF YOU UP
>>1997237
Greetings, mister.
>>1997279
Stay behind me, if I don't come back don't follow me and call for help, do you understand?
>The girl carefully goes to the attic, but after minutes that felt like hours, her steps were never heard again.
>>1997314
>hanks
>>1997273
I said nicely!
>starts rubbing harder
>>1997304
Ew.
>>1997314
>these hours
>nigga hours
Anon please.
>>1997316
(On second thought I should keep my enemies close)
>>1997320
Hey, kid
>>1997284
Of course it does, i'm a genius.
>>1997275
Beat someone up enough and they'll break. works way nicer than killin.
>>1997286
>tosses spear
>>1997314
Hallo.
>>1997316
Sure, I guess...there's no need to be scared.
>>1997340
Gaahh! It was joke! A joke!
>>1997340
But I don't want them to fe- I mean no that's stupid we should just kill them.
>>1997314
>meep meep
[Kino, do you even know what does he mean with "nigga hours"? ]
...No.
>>1997334
>She gracefully bows down as sign of respect.
My name is Kino, and this is Hermes, my talking motorcycle.
[I'm not yours!]
>>1997350
Did I ask your name ?
>>1997348
I'm never gonna get to sleep with the storm like that.
>>1997322
>loves
>>1997346
Well, it was a stupid prank.
>>1997349
...Have you ever even been in a fight?
i love memes
Mice are masterrace
>>1997360
Don't be scared, Minako...
Don't be scared.
>>1997352
Not at all, but I'm only following my own manners, basic human standards which are shared among all of the countries I've been. I hope it's not different here.
>>1997362
Yeah...
>>1997365
>>1997365
We all love memes. HG is 80% memes. It's fantastic.
>>1997365
>tumblr
leave
>>1997374
It's not different here, but it's different with me !
I'm the King here, you must obey me !
>>1997360
Well... I was coming back from a good din-
>pulled into a room and got hanged
>>1997368
That's why they get stuck to the glue traps I lay out and die slowly while I don't.
>>1997368
Ew, a mouse. Time to call pest control.
>>1997380
>not knowing tricky goes on tumblr
newfag
>>1997379
they complete my existence
>>1997380
nou
>>1997365
What is a "meme"?
>>1997376
Yeah? What happened?
>>1997365
>>1997385
I hope they aren't ALWAYS watching, I did get changed in here earlier.
>>1997380
>caring about filenames with tumblr in them
Good afternoon.
>>1997395
Frankly, I'm not sure! I believe humans associate them with "in-jokes", but I can never seem to find myself "in" on those jokes.
>>1997380
>not using image because they come from tumblr
You're missing out, and you're a faggot. Your folder must be pretty small. How the fuck do you impress anyone with your microscopic ava folder anyway? Oh right you don't because you're a literal who.
Sucks to be you, man.
>>1997385
>>1997406
Afternoon Garnet.
>>1997406
Good afternoon!
>>1997395
>pets head
>>1997388
Just you wait, we'll find a bigger glue trap for you humans.
>>1997390
Wait no, I'm totally not a mouse, let me in dude, I'm a fairy, don't you believe in fairies?
>>1997406
Oh, Garnet! It's a pleasure to see you again!
>>1997406
Sup Garnet ?
>>1997383
The King?
[I don't see his crown anywhere... ]
Quiet, Hermes...
Then your majesty, may I have the name of the man who leads this country?
>>1997365
I'd like to know what a "meme" is.
>>1997398
We fought?
>>1997415
I know what it's like out there, a lot of spooky stuff happens...so I think I'll just stay in my room and not bother with that.
>>1997406
Hello.
>>1997406
Afternoon, Garnet-Senpai
>>1997420
A fairy? That's even worse. Get out of here. I don't have time for games or pranks.
>>1997409
>getting this triggered over where someone else finds their pictures
Kek
>>1997426
That's Major Ocelot to you. And don't you forget it !
>>1997407
That explains why I haven't heard of "memes", I am not exactly extroverted.
>>1997419
What...what are you doing?
>>1997406
>She notices the figure floating in front of her.
Good afternoon to you as well.
>>1997426
"Meme" is an abbreviation for memorizing melancholy! ....Probably.
>>1997435
I'm not here for that either, I'm here to take your food.
>>1997442
LET ME GO! I DON'T WANT TO DIE HERE! I JUST WANT TO GET OUT OF THIS SPOOKY HELL HOLE AND GO BACK TO MY DORM WITH MY FRIENDS!
>>1997429
No no, who was it, who won and how? Frankly, I don't believe ya.
>>1997436
>getting this triggered over my joke
kek thx 4 the (u)
>>1997441
>tenderly holds
>>1997415
Anonymous. Glad to see that you're still hosting.
>>1997416
Same to you little girl. How have the games faired?
>>1997423
Always glad to see you Pearl. Though it's a little earlier than usual.
>>1997424
I apologize for last night.
>>1997434
*Stands right above you*
Hello Misery.
>>1997435
Senpai. There's a new word everyday it seems.
>>1997441
I find memes to be something humans amuse themselves with. In fact, I've noticed that the loneliest humans seem to enjoy memes the most! You should give it a shot.
>>1997459
>getting this triggered over someone getting triggered
>>1997442
I think the environment is starting to mess with your head
>>1997459
>>1997436
>>1997463
stop u guise r tiggern me reeeeeeee
>>1997461
I only woke up a little while ago, so I can't really tell you how they've been.
>>1997458
I fought a person, yeah, I won.
>>1997461
You don't have to !
>>1997453
Some peace skipped and winner in next slide.
Place your bets.
>>1997461
Well its not like i was doing anything important anyway and things seemed pretty dead.
>>1997452
I'll let you have some cucumber if you let me test out some of my newer gear on you. Mice, or fairy, both are good test subjects.
>>1997461
But I've called you that before in the past. D-Don't you remember?
>>1997461
Knock knock.
>>1997478
You got this, Lich King!
>>1997461
The early bird catches the worm! Actually, despite me being early today, I haven't had a chance to check on our groceries in the temple. Do you think I should make a quick trip to the store and pick some up?
>>1997437
I won't forget your name, Major Ocelot.
>She ponders bout your name after your introduction.
It sounds like a military rank rather than a name for a King, but who am I to defy the customs here? Nice to meet you.
>>1997450
...I've never ehard of such abbreviation.
>The girl scribbles your words in a small notebook.
I'll keep this knowledge with me for now own, thank you very much.
>>1997463
>getting triggered
>>>/tumblr/
>>1997479
Ok, give me your best shot
(I'm gonna run away if it's something stronger than me)
>decide to sleep for only 2 hours
>go to sleep
>dream
>dream that I get access to weed and try it, even though I've never done it before
>weed is fine man, I'll take some more
>for some reason I literally eat it and I'm not feeling much, so I eat more
>only feeling it a little, I'll eat some more
>fuckiong overdose on eating weed, even though that's not possible
>get all paranoid and hope nobody finds out
>I live in some weird place now and go to the kitchen
>I'm walking a bit funny at this point but try to cover it up
>mom and brother are there
>I stand up and go to another chair and fall into it
>mom asks if everything is okay
>fuck, she's onto me
>"Yeah I'm just hungry, when's food?"
>she says food is right there and turns the stove on
>some soup starts boiling
>I stare at it while losing balance all the time and correcting it
>She says "Can you stand straight for even a moment...?"
>FUCK SHE'S ONTO ME, SHE WILL FIND MY DREAM-WEED
>get bowl, almost fall down
>place it next to the stove, get soup ladle and put it in the soup
>now very carefully move the soup into the bowl
>the world starts spinning and I smash it all across the kitchen and fall down as if someone's rattling on me
>FUCK NOT I'M DONE FOR
>start yelling at mother and brother
>brother gets aggressive, I start a fight with him
>we both get HP bars and hit each other
>I somehow start flying, or maybe it just feels like it, and vomit all over everything
>I can only defend myself at this point
>>1997462
How do I "meme" exactly?
>>1997460
>
Unhand me, you are not my sister.
>>1997501
ebin blog bro
>>1997478
And so it ends.
>triggers everyone
>>1997471
Maybe you should wrestle with Miku and prove it~
i want nazrin to eat cheese made from my "milk"
>>1997493
I can't say it's reciprocal
>>1997507
Grats Lich King.
