/pfg/ Dendrophilia General
Jammin' Plant OC Edition
Here, we fuck plants, dream of fucking plants, and discuss real world plants and games, animations, and comics with sexy plant creatures in them.
Everyone is welcome to join us.
Make certain to draw, write, and generally salivate over your favorite plants.
post plant waifus
I was wondering if we could start up one of those titanpad things like other smut generals have.
We should probably wait to see if more plant related writing comes up first though.
>>1973303
Define titanpad.
>>1973144
Oh I forgot to mention.
Her tongue is melty wax from the candle in her head.
>>1973346
Something like this, from the xeno general in /aco/
https://titanpad.com/UbgrnuFY1x
>>1973369
Never seen that before... neat. All threads I've seen just compile stories in one collective pastebin. I feel either one would work, really.
Can anybody help me on PvZ? What's the best plants for Survival Night Hard?
>>1973354
question
what are her colors
>>1974169
her limbs are wooden branches. her head is normal jackolanturn colors, the bulk of her torso is an average planty stem color and all the tendrils on it are a darker green.
>>1973144
>new thread before we even hit 9
Eh, thanks for doing my job for me while I was away either way.
>>1973208
>>1973208
just do it for her!
"select all images with a cactus"
IT KNOWS
![1389760240683[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/4q24gcT.png "1389760240683[1].png")
>>1974833
They're onto you.
>>1975070
lewd
Is the writefag around? Can we get something for Rose?
Why isn't this thread on /aco/?
Did you guys get booted from there?
>>1976732
Eh, we're mostly from /v/.
>>1976803
Did you even try /aco/?
Might get more traffic there.
>>1976822
Eh, maybe.
/trash/ is cozy, though.
>>1975070
>>1975755
Hey I forgot one! Liberties were taken with the eyes, the dont tend to look like this.
>>1976732
>>1976822
Most of these flowers are anthropomorphic, and belong on /trash/. I'm pretty sure being mostly a flower with a face, or even a human body with a flower head counts as "major nonhuman characteristics".
besides, /trash/ is chill, there's not people aruging over weather every little thing counts as /aco/ or not
>>1977162
Honestly, I like those eyes
>>1977223
>anthropomorphic
I pretty sure that only applies to antro animals rather than plants.
>>1977223
Yeah mods are fucking stupid and banned jetgirls from /d/ for being "furry"
4chan mods are retarded when it comes to the furry rule. it does more harm than good.
>tfw no qt plant waifus
>>1977252
Actually the word applies to anything non human given human characteristics. the M&M mascots are anthro, for example.
>>1977223
I wanna be a Maractus
>>1977223
>major nonhuman characteristics
Oh and we have xeno and robot threads on /aco/ all the time.
Not to mention plenty other non-human stuff.
Just give it a try.
Maybe it'll work out.
>>1977277
I'm talking about 4chan rules not definition of words.
>>1977231
I think they look pretty cool too, but something feels off about them.
the lit candle in her head is a pretty important characteristic though, so no light shining through kinda gives the impression its gone out.
I did have this idea in my head of an amusing scenerio where she gives blowjob and when the guy cums it puts out the candle. and theres a pause and after a few seconds FWOOSH and it relights.
I wonder if sticking your dick into a pitcher plant would feel good. It's not like there's actual acid in there or anything
>>1977302
They cant even fucking follow it right. jets arent animals.
![Psychotria-elata[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MYg4pHg.jpg "Psychotria-elata[1].jpg")
>We haven't done anything with this
It's called HOOKER'S LIPS for fuck's sake
man this flower has hot lewds
>>1977283
I wanna fuck a maractus~
>>1977358
Are you sure they were banned because the mods thought they were furry and not because of the /aco/ split?
>>1977355
from what i can see its not very deep and its kinda hollow, and the sap is sticky so it probably wouldnt do much
I want to experience this
>>1977381
>theboogie
is it wrong that i find his art style just puts me off for some reason?
>>1977415
Nah. I like most of his stuff, but I completely understand. Some of his stuff just goes a little too uncanny valley sometimes
>>1977373
What is the source of this? IS there more?
Finding good Maractus stuff is hard.
>>1977665
go on to e621 and search maractus
careful there's alot of furry on there
>>1977711
I always go there and I have got all its Maractus stuff.
Your's has a pixiv filename but I couldn't find it on there either.
>>1977408
Fangs jamming into your dick?
>>1977735
oh yes, just like the picture
bleeding and everything
posting some majesty from last thread
>>1977832
BUILD FOR SEX!
>>1974282
Well I gave her a shot, I like her design
Wasn't sure on the clothes colors, so i just winged it.
best plant
>>1977864
speaking of pvz
>was playing infinity mode
>get to wave 28
>only 2000 crystals away from 25000
>farthest i've ever gotten
>computer decides to shit out on me and crash the game
cutest!
so where exactly did all the posters from last thread go?
this threads losing steam
![1457145234825[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ECkYuCU.png "1457145234825[1].png")
>>1978048
Not really, This is fast compared to the last thread.
/trash/ is a slow burn, just let it ride
>>1978048
>where did all the posters go
That thread lasted a while and had a bevy of people over a long period of time. This one's been up for <6 hours and had an explosion of new thread energy.
Interesting change of pace.
>>1977858
I love it! you actually got really close. If anything i like what you chose more than I envisioned. there was definately black and purple as the colors though
>>1977858
the colors i had imagined was black for the dress, see through purple for the sleeves, and the hat i hadnt really thought about, but probably would have been black.
ive given her a sort of high cut (underboob) sleeveless sweater, that gived her a purple turtleneck kinda look.
the rest of it is black and purple stiped, and her panties are three stripes, orange, yellow and white, like candy corn.
you can kind of see the under garments here.
>>1978077
do you have sauce for that pic? a friend of mine has been trying to find it for a while.
>>1978272
oh whoops, i realized now looking at it the stripes from the sweater are visable. maybe she just decided not to wear it for your pic.
>>1978283
I don't, I've only seen it on /v/, sorry man
>>1978214
I'm glad you like it
I dont know man I just put her dress on her from this >>1978272, with her pulling it to the side to show her titty.
I'm not sure what you mean by sweater.
>>1978048
I'm still a little new to the dendrophilia thing, so I'm just learning as I go. Lurking the thread while looking up some fuckable plants is a good way to learn.
>>1978436
You can see it off the the right without the dress, and it shows at the neck, but its fine.
!?!?!?!?!?1
>>1978676
>Begins fisting the mushroom
>Mushroom turns about and slams him into the stratosphere
deadest of threads
>>1979133
>babby's first /trash/ thread
>4mb limit
simg4.gelbooru.com//images/1b/df/1bdff70da656c01fb2a8036cf2a36558.gif?30909
>>1980276
nice
>>1981758
Maractus is a cutie
nobody ever seems to get her lower part right though. it's 5 points in a star shaped pattern, and everyone always draws 4.
>>1978283
It was posted first on /v/
>>1978676
Can someone edit the knoight outta this?
Also, damn shame the artist seems to prefer gay shit to great lewds like that.
newfag artist here. How the hell do you do such good shapes for plants? I wanna draw some juicy cacti and entgirls
I want to impregnate that pumpkin
Old thread went bye bye so ill post the ref again since people seem to like her
It should be noted the hat is too small here >>1978272
I should do a pic sometime of flames shooting out of her eyes/mouth as she has an intense orgasm.
>>1984008
BUILT
>>1977361
This thing actually exist... it make me wonder how much amazing plants we have in nature and how they can use for a lewd sexy anthropomorphic beings, maybe a monster girl encyclopedia but with anthro plants will be great and fun project to do, thinking the look and sexual traits of this creatures
>>1985036
FOR
>>1985069
PENIS
>>1985302
PLEASURE
you know whats really fucked up, when i sneeze from hay fever it turns me on as it reminds me of these plants, i think dandelion from pvz and then it goes to the sunflower and shit
![tumblr_o4epy5EhvB1so2yzzo1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/INoeYi5.png "tumblr_o4epy5EhvB1so2yzzo1_1280[1].png")
>>1985058
>The Big Book of Botanical Beauties
Let's fuckin' do it, lads
>>1985697
Step 1: find some fag who is willing to coordinate it.
Step 2: Let them suffer through 'tard wrangling it all together.
Step 3: We are hailed for actually getting shit done.
>>1985973
If I could draw I'd be all for it. Writing's fuckin' easy, though.
>>1977361
Hooker's Lips
Psychotria Elata
Named for their bright red kisser, this species excels in using its namesake. When grown, these flowers can often be found in brothels - not as decoration, but as whores. Thanks to their warm, velvety facial petals, aphrodisiac sap saliva, and flexible stigma tongue, Hooker's Lips are second to none at fellatio. Men and women alike have been known to come from miles around to let these plants do their thing, milking every last drop of cum out of them for sustenance.
Unfortunately, while their name refers to their talent, it also refers to their toxicity as well. While blowjobs are fine, any other form of sexual conduct with the bloom will most likely result in an STD. The plant stores any surplus semen within itself for future consumption, keeping it warmed with a process that produces toxic liquids from its nethers. Genital contact with it, even with a condom, is likely to leave its lover with a year-long case of itchy, painfully swollen skin. Take things to next base at your own risk.
>>1977365
Is there anymore of the OC? Doesn't have to be lewd or anything, just want some more images.
>>1986663
Ill dump all I have.
>>1986755
>>1986761
>>1986769
>>1986782
motha fuckkin -8 drawing
>>1986785
Ill throw this one in too for the hell of it. showing a concept for a scenerio where her candy friend is shrunk down and delicious size difference ensues.
reac image 1 for shitposting
>>1987105
2
>>1977415
>wrong
it's as intended.
>>1986394
I haven't drawn a single plant thing and i always wish i there was more. I guess i'm part of the problem. I'd be up for it. If it's going to be an anthology i can't write for shit.
>>1985697
>>1985973
>>1986394
I think first we need to focus on the concept and just do brainstorm ideas, like people posting real life images of a flower and write how he imagine this flower will be in a anthro version, I think >>1986394 made a nice example, altrough i think it can be more fun do some research about the plant in order to see if it have some special traits we can use for lewdness
>>1986394
man, all was so great and exited until STD appeared... we need to create harmless hybrids!
>>1988063
Someone suggested something that I envisioned something like a cross of Sarracenia purpurea and Campanula rotundifolia. A pitcher plant and harebell, with the pitcher bit being embedded in the stem, with the "Mouth" being the harebell flower.
Unfortunately /trash/ has no archive.
![1439613678545[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/m84i2ml.png "1439613678545[1].png")
>>1988063
Sorry mate, but I took Hooker to its logical extreme. Forgive me for I have sinned.
But hey, if anyone has more plants, I'll see what I can do.
>>1988238
Venus Flytraps for one.
How come this game doesn't have a general on /vg/?
>>1988238
Guarana
>>1989622
Short version: No people to keep it alive.
Long version:
We tried. Like 4 times. It's a very niche game in terms of 4Chan fags and we can't attract for shit if we go down in a few hours.
We crop up on /v/ on occasion and usually end up dragging one or 2 back here.
Anyone have that pic of a plant that sucked your dick, massaged your balls and gave you anal stimulation? It was posted on the other thread but I stupidly forgot to save it.
>>1988063
>Roses: mature bodies with big boobs and hips, milf mistress, they enjoy punishing their human husbands. inflicting pleasure and pain, they tolerate low temperatures, her fingernails are sharp and like to make some scratches on her human's partner back, she is a "femme fatale"
>>1990023
It's a bit sporadic, but I like it.
We could probably compile an actual thing for these if we can develop a basic page layout.
>Spot for picture
>Spot for generic text
>references
>traits
>etc.
I may draft up something tonight.
Would you guys prefer a square page or a generic 8 1/2 X 11?
>>1989525
Venus Mantrap
Dionaea muscipula
In 1987, the secret lab project of one of our more... 'eccentric' botanists escaped from his greenhouse in Maine. Since then, this specimen has gone on to spread its seeds, reproduce, and adapt to tricking a new species it was grown to target. Now, the newly dubbed Venus Mantrap has been spotted hiding in forests and underpasses in numerous states.
The flower has evolved to be much larger, and has grown an odd growth inside its mouth. This growth appears in the form of a well-endowed woman, full of breast and hips. The Mantrap uses this growth as bait by laying itself flat against walls and trees, hiding its leaves and placing its bait out in the open as it waits for a man to walk by. This growth is fully sentient and capable of speech, and has been known to call out to, beckon, and flirt with passerbys. One of our scientists almost fell into the trap himself when the woman began playing with herself in front of him.
It is advised not to get too close, unless you're ready for the ride of your life. When a human steps into range, the flytrap will spring forward and envelop them, sprouting prehensile tendrils from inside its mouth which it uses to probe and pull every area it can reach. Its victim will be held captive for hours as it jerks them, teases them, and encourages them to penetrate its bait. Only once the captive is completely and totally drained of all semen will the trap finally release them - often sending them off with a slap on the rear. It uses these stolen fluids for sustenance, and would most likely die out once the populace learns of their tricks if not for the fact many of its victims come back for more.
>>1990206
I think is really important have always a research section, research about the real life plant facts, this will always be like the mothersource of the ideas for the anthro version
maybe having a website or place to store all plant research will be nice
abot the plant chart maybe something like...
> (real life plant) picture
> (real life plant) natural plant info
> (anthro version) phisical desription
> (anthro version) behaviour/psicological info
> (anthro version) traits and curiosities
Sunflower Queen sure loves to hide her sensitive spots when in an undesirable situation.
>>1982655
Yeah I noticed the same thing. Its really annoying.
>>1990368
Also fair points.
Two-bar with a "real" section on left with its bits and the "fantasy" section on right+below real section on left perhaps?
>Pictures at the top of each page under a centered title and page number in one of the upper corners
>"Variants" pages follow that detail major artwork, real or not of the plant
>>1991211
>>1990368
What about something like this?
Would you play soccer with Petey?
>>1991439
Hmm, maybe.
I was leaning something like this.
>Main section reads normally
>2nd section reads like a Manga for no reason except I'm in a mood and it looks better to have art spread out
8/10, would publish in local newspaper either way.
>>1991709
Well, that's why we're brainstorming, cause we want to maybe make this a reality.
>>1991740
Just giving my input bruh.
But in the meantime - we need moar flowers.
anyway we can get a drawfag to do up a pic of the OC?
>>1991818
I agree. But I must sleep now, have a nice night, Anons.
>>1991845
Which oc now
>>1991894
The pumpkin one.
>>1991845
I'll add it to my list
>>1991628
That font reminds me of towergirls.
>>1993552
Just woke up.
It's 04b_19. Same font as the titles in Towergirls.
Why is this suddenly death?
>>1996323
/trash/ is slow, and I can't think of anything to write about.
>>1996323
The /trash/can is slow and peaceful, not fast and memey, like /v/ and company.
Although the Hunger Games threads on here are fast as fuck and make up like 1/3 of the board at any given moment.
Plus, not everything can be content rich all the time, sadly.
![caf241f0aaae914317a4c9cb5147f11d[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/fvPfYex.png "caf241f0aaae914317a4c9cb5147f11d[1].png")
Pumpkins?
![3a7e865847bce533807c87aa2157c619[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/mbm4tzB.png "3a7e865847bce533807c87aa2157c619[1].png")
![de6c6469d2779f35723c4d9687623bce[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/2LjqRY5.png "de6c6469d2779f35723c4d9687623bce[1].png")
>>1996900
![fc07052ccae7156d8a35e89b7e8f75f7[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ofvLkgK.png "fc07052ccae7156d8a35e89b7e8f75f7[1].png")
>>1996906
![0e911b6500e2ad69f318f1dba6308fa5[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/TJLnT7r.png "0e911b6500e2ad69f318f1dba6308fa5[1].png")
>>1997387
god's work, Anon.
>>>/v/331666421
I see you, you filthy sunflowerfucker.
Also, /v/ thread.
>>1997387
>>1987105
I have an idea for a graphic image like this
have it to where a zombie is ripping her petals off and it's eating the seeds
I've only written one thing and would like to try more because it was really fun, any suggestions?
![CKj6Q6QUwAAo-Ht[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CcCDhDI.jpg "CKj6Q6QUwAAo-Ht[1].jpg")
>>1998721
something rose maybe?
>>1998769
Funnily enough I have never played GW, does this character have a defined personality or anything?
It feels weird that I started with a feral plant first.
>>1998721
How about a pitcher plant?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcW3zL-JF8Y
![Chowder-ComedyGold[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jY9BfMd.jpg "Chowder-ComedyGold[1].jpg")
>>1998923
>>1998897
That was actually part of my first writing.
I'm not sure if it's exactly what you had in mind though.
http://pastebin.com/fCaXJJrV
>>1999230
I remember that - it was pretty good. I just couldn't tell the flower was a pitcher, though.
>>1999254
Apologies, the original idea someone had was that the pitcher part was sort of embedded inside the stem as the digestive area for semen.
>>1999359
That certainly sounds difficult without some anthropomorphization but I'll try.
http://www.sw-creations.de/en/sex-flower.html
Wud u
>>2000160
Wood I
>>1999359
i imagine her as a ciclops like creature with red hear or maybe multiple eyes head waifu, and since she is from Brazil mostly I imagine her with a slutty body and personality of a Brazilian carnival dancer
Hey eve counts right?
Apples are plants, yeah?
>>2000642
Lots of people seem to miss that she's an apple with a chunk torn out. Most people just draw her as a brown girl.
>>1999359
I wrote some pitcher plant stuff while I muse over sexy eyeballs.
http://pastebin.com/ZKZtqZJz
The plant in particular I had in mind is picture related, just with a larger lid and only one central pitcher. I hope it's good.
>>2001464
Pretty gud
>>2001591
Any specific criticisms? I think I'm too focused on plant blowjobs, so I'll probably have to be more creative in the future.
Also I think I should move away from head intoxicating stuff, but that's the general vibe I get from plant fucking. At least the feral variety, I'm not sure how well I'd write a character.
>>2001652
>specific criticisms
well uh, I'm not sure I have any other than it being pretty similar to the other one I guess? For a short little smutfic it did it's job. So i guess the only problem is it played it safe i guess? I don't know i'm not a good writing critic.
>less intoxicating stuff
That's fine, might be fun to actually want to fuck the plant, not just stuffed full of boner pollen
>too focused on plant blowjobs
don't go crazy now
>>2001818
Thank you nonetheless. I'll try to take what you said into account. I have a fondness for research environments probably because that's most likely where you would find a fuck-plant, but I should move out of that, yes. And of course move onto more romantic plant love making.
This has become a very entertaining hobby, writing porn about plants.
>>2001904
>entertaining hobby, writing porn about plants.
We love you, plantfucker.
>>2001464
What is happening to my duck
>>2002675
Your duck is going on a quest.
(I couldn't find the one I wanted to post.)
>>2001464
O-oh my.
>>2000355
Well in that case, lessee...
Guarana
Paullinia cupana
With the grand reveal of our botanical division's latest project, Brazil's festivities just got a lot livelier. When tasked with engineering a plant that'll bring folks from miles around, they rose to the challenge by modifying a local breed of domesticated Guarana. After years of testing, they've managed to produce the perfect buxom beauties to get the party pumping during Carnival.
The modified Guarana stands at six feet, its arms and legs comprised of leafy vines. Its body is bright red and designed to mimic a voluptuous woman, sporting hefty hips and breasts. They wear leaves over these bits to preserve their modesty, as well as a few springing from their head to form a sort of feather headpiece. If you're not immediately captivated by the view, the first thing you'll notice is that each leafy lady has up to five eyes in an arch, though they usually keep three closed to keep the illusion going.
These girls have been set to work decorating parade floats and wandering the streets, dancing and grinding on anyone who's willing. When given beads, they'll repay the gift with quick glimpses of their bare bodies. Some lucky customers have been seen being led into alleys and underpasses, later coming back out with the goofiest grins on their faces.
![2cca2b215de916dc4007b9b2940f9b36[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/W92vuZ9.png "2cca2b215de916dc4007b9b2940f9b36[1].png")
>>2004990
Someone's OC pumpkin slut.
>>2004990
Somebody's oc
>>1989638
So an anthropomorphic form of these? They certainly have pretty flowers, or at least I'm told these are the flowers.
I think I'll try now.
>Paullinia cupana or as it's usually referred to, Guarana, is know for its large breasts resembling eyes when open for feeding
>While undomesticated forms are generally hostile, the tame variety are used for its production of "Milk"
>This product is known to give increased energy and is widely used as a stimulant by many
>However people have found other uses for its product
>In the case of some privately owned Guarana, men can mate endlessly with one by breastfeeding, renewing energy
>Mating in this fashion can last hours, study into this substance suggest that it even completely removes the refractory period
>Its sustenance based on semen means that a single man can feed this specimen for an entire week from a single mating period
>Often times they'll overindulge in their feeding, thickening their stems and generally making them softer
>One large yellow flower blooms above its breasts, while its arms and legs are actually an inflorescence or an array of smaller flowers
>These flowers serve as an erogenous zone as well, usually utilized to make them orgasm
>An orgasm by the Guarana is usually followed by a sudden lactation from its breasts in an increased amount
>At specific harvesting areas they're repeatedly made to orgasm in an ever growing market for its stimulants as both sex enhancements and general energy drinks
Hmm, not sure how I feel about that.
>>2005325
>Filling a market niche
I like it!
>>2002914
>>2005325
Holy shit...
You guys did it, cograts!
Also a useless fact: there is a brazilian soda named after that plant.
more piranha plants please
>>2007191
>HOWDY FUCKING DO HOW ARE YA DOIN' TODAY BLOODSACK
Holy mother of broken jaws
>>2004990
http://cassettebat.tumblr.com/post/138695537510/cassettebat-cassettebat-another-character-i
>>2007406
>90% of the blog is arguing with tumblrina feminists
Shame, I like the guy's characters but there's no way in hell I'm following that shit
>>1977365
>>2007605
Could be worse.
They could be the tumblrina feminist.
>>2007778
I don't want either of that shit showing up on my dash though
Gotta keep that stream of cute shit and porn as clean as I can, man
>>2007605
>>2007789
owner of the tumblr here, I have made the active decision to move that shit to twitter and tone it down so as not to bury any actual content I post.
I'll probably make a separate tumblr is i ever feel the need to rant about that shit there again. I just wish I knew a way to migrate all the stuff already posted to another blog.
>>2007789
I ain't criticizin', I getcha. I'm just saying.
>>2007851
You can always mass reblog everything to a new one, but it's a pain in the ass.
>>2007931
yeah, retagging is the worst part.
but im more concerned with getting it off my current blog. maybe ill just clean up some of the more minor stuff.
in a post with a sting of reblogs, you can delete everything except the most recent and youll still the previous replies right? or no.
that would clear things up a bit.
>>1984206
>I should do a pic sometime of flames shooting out of her eyes/mouth as she has an intense orgasm.
that'll be hot, literally too.
Are grass type pokemon that are not 100% plants allowed here?
>>2011152
I dunno probably, I doubt anybody will get too annoyed.
Some of them are definitely more animal than plant, though.
>>2011152
Sure.
![tumblr_o4hbviMw261u80ryvo1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/qg9fewt.png "tumblr_o4hbviMw261u80ryvo1_1280[1].png")
whats the furthest you got to on infinity mode in garden warfare?
wave 40 here
>>2014986
I'm still struggling to justify buying an ea game because it has cute plants in it
I'll probably cave eventually
Fresh Jackie (and candice)
>>2015988
>That
That is truly adorable. They look great together.
>>2015988
I'm really liking this Jackie OC.
>>2016035
The artist that drew her really loves Candice.
theyre roomies/best friends with benefits
They both kinda match with a halloween sorta theme, but have contrast with spoopy and cute.
>>2016082
Who drew it
>>2016180
Suki from the /aco/ OC threads. Heres another of Candice she did.
>>2016234
>Candice is also chocolate brown
Aaand interest dead.
I still like the pumpkin, tho.
>>2016263
Shes literally chocolate. shes a candy girl. her eyes are jawbreakers, pubes is cotton candy, ect.
>>2016410
Yeah, but I'm kinda racist, sorry.
>No white chocolate
If it were 50/50, I'd love it tho, cause I'm a freak.
>>2016410
That sounds absolutely delicious.
>>2016454
>Yeah, but I'm kinda racist, sorry
I feel bad for you.
>>2016490
Eh, I like Shantae, cause I don't want to fuck her, I just like the games.
I'd want to fuck (and probably also eat) a candy girl and then have some "doctor" foreplay afterward where I patch her up with more candy. And pure milk/dark chocolate is aesthetically displeasing to me.
I'm a freak, what can I honestly say.
>>2015988
I'd like to see some non-lewds of the pumpkin.
>>2016454
her mass can be added to and removed. it would probably be possible to replace her normal milk chocolate with white chocolate.
>>2016588
Candy gets eaten or dissolves, so she just eats more to add back to her mass. over time you could probably gradually replace her milk chocolate with white, basically like a transfusion.
as fucking weird as it sounds, easiest way would probably be to chop off her head, then feed her head tons of white chocolate.
>>2016629
>chop off her head and forcibly regrow her body
What... what happens to her old body?
>Inb4 there's a whole line of these girls and they're just pumped out of a factory and you can just put another girl in the old body or recycle it
>>2016721
Probably go limp and lifeless? not 100% sure.
she was a living human who drown in a vat of chocolate, and her spirit inhabited some of the chocolate she drowned in.
imagine like, a haunted suit of armor, but chocolate. basically the ghost of someone bound to a physical form.
>>2016758
That... okay yeah, I'm liking this a bit more.
Mixed chocolate would be the most exotic, though.
>>2016787
Her standard body is milk chocolate but vag is dark chocolate to give a darker color and different taste.
>>2016836
Yep, that's another one for the "fetishes that shall never see the light of day."
>Personal candy girl that I can mould into any form I desire.
That makes like... 20 now.
>>1982893
patience my dear anon ;)
I wanna impregnate a plant!
>>2017537
same to be honest family member
>>2017537
Well you can I suppose, but don't expect anything to come from it.
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>>2017537
>You will never take your family of saplings out for a lovely picnic with a QT lily wife
Why bother?
Someone seriously needs to go through a big book of all the plants that exist and find out all the ones that have something to put your dick into.
>>2017819
Those PotPlants that eat flies have a literal whole to stick your dick in
And you don't have to worry about losing your dick since the stuff takes so long to digest thing you're basically feeding it your jizz.
>>2016454
all chocolates are good no matter their flavour or cocoa / milk concentration, you should be more open with your sweets
>>2017537
hotglue on plants when?
IT'S LIKE DEVS JUST KNOW
>>2018624
CUTE!
>>2017783
>It's the first day of Spring, and you decide to celebrate the new season with a Picnic at a nearby park
>Of course, what would a picnic be without your family? As such you've piled the wife and your two daughters into the car for a pleasant ride there.
>Your wife looks as beautiful as the day you married her, and with the loveliness of spring she's in full bloom
>Oh yes, a rare breed of Lilium mackliniae, although she never cared for her scientific name, but occasionally in a teasing manner you'll refer to her as "Macky"
>From her long wide white petals, to her ever so soft leaves and stem, you wonder how you managed to get so lucky
>Nearly missing the entrance to the park from admiring your wife you find a nice pleasant spot to park under the shade of a large tree
>As you get out you can hear one of your daughters thank the tree for the shade, while the other quickly makes a dash for another tree, inspecting it to figure out the best way to climb it
>You just about get the basket and accompanying blanket before you feel a tug on your shirt
>Your daughter is looking up at you, she then points in the direction of the tree, asking you to thank it as well
>Setting the basket down you walk over to the tree and bow, thanking it for its service, you turn to your daughter and mention how you would thank it in name but you aren't sure of its name, she smiles and lets out a giggle
>During your small display of gratitude you see your wife has set the picnic area in a nice sunny location
>You can see the sun shining through her petals leaving you breathless and stunned
>Your daughter has to call to you a few times before you're broken out of your romantic trance
>Looking at the nearby tree your other daughter crawled up earlier, you note she's made some progress up it
>You call out to her and request that she come over to the picnic area
>That only made her climb even quicker
>You sigh with a smile and walk over to the tree
>>2018624
a CUTE
>>2018687
>She's just a hair away from being out of your reach, but you manage to get her down
>You heft her up onto your shoulders as she's laughing away
>Striding over to the picnic area you notice your more timid daughter pausing after every step, apologizing to the blades of grass
>You finally get to settle in on the blanket, basking in the sun, the air, and pleasant breeze
>Your wife presents food items for everyone to eat, although admittedly most of it was for you, as the others took to their bottles of water, only nibbling on a few things
>As soon as one of your daughters chugs her entire bottle down she's immediately up and at the tree again, she's managed to move even quicker up it now
>The more timid of the two settles down near some plants, conversing all the way, holding up some of her leaves to note differences
>You settle down on the blanket, as your wife readjusts herself
>Looking over you see her patting her legs
>You move and settle down your head on her
>She gently strokes your cheeks, you take in the feelings of her soft "hands", little bumps and veins caressing you
>She kisses you as you drift off into a happy sleep
It was going to get lewd, but this is just supposed to be happy and pleasant, isn't it?
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