/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Samefag for Attention Edition
Previous thread: >>1943133
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>tracklist MEGA folder
http://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
>Leaked promos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucDKqtTdnjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmJgSC_-y4
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
peenus weenus XD
If you wanna samefag for attention, just reply to this.
Post worst fan-art you can .
>>1947988
>>1948001
We are in a state of (You) Welfare
>>1948006
Define "worst"
>>1948001
samefagging for attention
reminder that this is a gay thread. post greg nudes
>>1948019
Low quality, disgusting, preferably unfinished.
>tfw my drawing is shit
>tfw i will never make good fanart
>tfw i will never be a drawfag
I am safemagging for attention.
>>1948028
kys pls
Would you fuck a four armed lady?
Jasper has four hands.
I can't believe it's canon.
>>1947959
Oh hey, i didnt have to make a new thread. Proud of you /sug/
>>1947959
We're back, baby!
what's your opinion on faggots who post the same shit every thread?
>>1948048
Is that a trick question?
She's cute!
She's purple!
And she's not your favorite, because nobody likes her!
>>1948066
I am not proud of you
>>1948084
She's my favorite Crystal Gem.
What happens if you get scratch on a gem's gem will they get scars?
i have to wonder
what were the gems doing during the crusades ?
i mean pearl mentions knights at one point so did they have a hand in it
>>1948093
Youll be posting resized images of mine forever. Give in.
What's that? You guys want more comic dumps?
WELL OK
>>1948084
>falsifying the original
IT IS
She's fat, she's purple, she's got a big mouth and she's the best
>You can doggy and kiss you all at the same time
>>1948116
Who knows?
Post Happy Lappy
And I completely forgot to post my collection...
GODDAMN IT, GET OUTTA THE SHOT, YOU!
>>1948116
A scratch is like a light crack. So crack effects, but more minor
>>1948152
Sweet sweet ponnie
>>1948138
The public consciousness is meant to be corrupted. It's all a huge game of telephone.
>>1948116
something like this I suppose?
post true love
>>1948152
>Pikmin reference
OH FUCK YEA--
>Black Olimar
wut
>>1948199
Was expecting more like minor deformities like having a tiny arm or having hands for feet.
>>1948070
Do you mean the anon who posts a picture of Sardonyx and says "We're back, Baby!" near the beginning of every thread?
I don't know, he's grown on me. Feels sort of homey to see his post each thread.
Could stand to mix it up a little, though. Like with a lewd image of Sardonyx with a nice ass and type "We got back, Baby!"
>>1948227
I'm not sure if Onion is trying to be nice here, or if he's just being his usual self.
>>1948239
>>1948246
>>1948258
This shit is so pointless. Why did she say "its their place" and not "the ocean would fucking kill them"
More importantly, how the fuck did she catch those fish while they were already in the ocean? can they even survive breathing in saltwater for at best a few seconds? Where did they get the new freshwater from? onion dumped the whole bag.
0/10
pearl's penis?
>>1948290
Really anon don't be a poop
>>1948297
Fusion Penis
>>1948305
Dont excuse that terrible, lazy, writing.
>>1948290
Anon, this is a show about sentient gem stones. Logic was thrown out the window long ago.
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN GAWKER GOT LEG DROPPED
And that's all
I think i'll dump #8 later
maybe
>>1948339
Jesus.
>>1948339
Onion is the here we need.
>>1948341
I dont understand
>>1948350
zip it and put in the OP senpai
>>1948364
Hulk Hulgan just sued Gawker for 115 million dollars.
They're going bankrupt
>Because how popular SU is we might get an /ss/ comic for all the gems
>>1948501
Who cares if he just did. some shitters sued jim sterling for 10 million. Doesnt mean theyll get the money
>>1948497
You can go look it up on kat if you want them
I don't fucking care
>>1948520
No, this is the first ruling
Lapis is so fucking hot I
>>1948538
his penis is too tiny for that
>>1948501
Who are Gawker
Why did he sue
Why should I care?
>>1948571
>Who are Gawker
SJW click bait website
>Why did he sue
Wouldn't take down his sextape and caused tramua
>Why should I care?
Might be the end of clickbait
Do you think Zuke sometimes just gets really sad and locks herself in the bedroom and stays there for hours hugging a Lapis plushie?
Meh, here's a collection pic without the bullshit.
>>1948580
>Bulk Bogan destroys clickbait forever.
>>1948611
>Two pearls
>>1948629
one for shelf, one for hotglue
>>1948611
>>1948629
>two pearls
>two 1's
It is foretold
Also godamn that is the shittest 40$ steven plushie
>>1948639
Well then
>Reading Doxy SU comic
>Getting pretty good
>Doesn't end in a Creampie
FUCKING HELL
>>1948661
Doesnt it end in bukkake? Thats way better
>>1948661
Oh, speaking of which
>>1948135
I just can't get into these comics. They might as well be fanart for how inconsequentially noncanon they are. At least in a fanart comic you might see some rock tiddies.
>>1948661
>The Peri blowjob still isn't done
>>1948667
It ends in pearl going
"yea, i'm gonna be a slut"
>>1948629
It's technically three Pearls and two of everyone else, I have a set coming in from the CN Shop.
IF THEY EVER FUCKING SHIP IT TO ME, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SENT OUT TODAY!
>>1948668
This seems like a good place to stop
>>1948661
edit one in
>>1948677
Oh yeah its mindbreak. But still she was covered in cum.
Creampie is so vanilla
>>1948593
Yeah...hugging...
>>1948708
How would girls even sexually interact with plushies?
>>1948703
>not the gif
/sug/ I'm drunk, my laptop broke, and the store I bought it at is fucking gone. Can we post cute poils? I feel like fucking shit
>>1948720
The same way girls sexually interact with most things, anon.
>>1948703
>>1948727
>>1948727
The gif was stupid anyway
>>1948737
Not at all?
>>1948684
Her nose is a clit rubber when doing cunnilingus, the clever diamonds have them like this purposefully
Caboose pls come back I read the whole Pearl fic and now I'm thirsty for more. Damn this is why I didn't read it before. Damn it all to hell!
>>1948720
Rub agaisnt it.
>>1948728
same with the drunk part, here have a porl
>>1948750
Sure, let's go with that.
>>1948720
Humping. Some girls grow up getting off that way entirely
Let's stop this lewd stuff and talk about robots. I think robots are cool and need more images of them.
>>1948755
Wouldnt that just be like rubbing your dick on something? Cant imagine that feeling good enough to get off
>>1948765
Man, girls are weird, /sug/
>>1948728
I'm sorry for you computer anon
>>1948781
girls usually get more pleasure by rubbing their clits than by penetrating. Unless you have a skilled hand/partner, that is. And either way, vulva rubbing is always a huge plus.
>>1948728
How's this Pearl?
>>1948803
Verily. tiny little clits have a few thousand more nerve endings than even a dick
>>1948803
>girls usually get more pleasure by rubbing their clits than by penetrating
Speaking of clits I knew a girl who had a giant clit.Man that seems like hell she has to go the doctor to make it smaller
Fin
>>1948806
This Pearl is cute
>>1948788
It was bound to give out. I've had it for 2 years. Sucks it broke. I loved it. That's how I got books, movies, and 4chan
>>1948755
Thanks for the Poil
>>1948806
Small
>>1948803
Talk for yourself, I climax much more intensely when I stick stuff into my vag (don't even need to touch my clit tbqh)
>>1948834
Was it hyena tier? Could she jack it off like a dick? That would be awesome, man.
>>1948859
He said
>usually
>>1948862
It was pure hell she told me.
Imagine going in a car and the rumbling and just start cumming uncontrollably. She couldn't wear tight clothes because it made her cum if it rubbed off the clothes.
>>1948859
Im pretty sure your butchered penis doesnt count as a clit.
>>1948857
Wrong pic
>>1948859
I said most though. Unless it's a toy or something vag is harder and some people want a quick one, yknow? No mess or stuff like that. Feels better though, I give that. I know friends who come from vag alone too, but they aren't as many.
>>1948897
Well I'm sure it'd also be sort of painful. She could've worn pads all the time or something.
>>1948728
>>1948611 here, I've got tons of Pearl on my computer.
>>1948857
I was in that situation a few months ago, my laptop was falling apart (got it back in 2008 and it had a broken hinge and an exposed wire when I last used it) and I was given a hand-me-down laptop from my folks when my mother upgraded to an Air.
>>1948897
That's crazy
How does a doctor shrink a sensitive organ like that
>>1948922
anon Imagine having a super sensitive dick that could easily cum if it was even lightly stimulated.
>>1948028
don't worry, I sucked at drawing but then then I got better relatively quickly. you can to, I believe in you!
Here's a thing for all you dirty dirty Jasperfags out there. Enjoy thing.
http://pastebin.com/891SUfyr
>>1948956
Youd be a laughing stock and carry that insecurity for the rest of your life. I wonder how guys with 2-4 inch dicks feel.
Vanilla Sex is best Sex
>>1948951
That's not usual, though. You said it yourself, you're unusual, so grats! And yeah I was talking about the norm, the majority, yknow? And not all penetration is the same, not all penises are the same. A lot of men don't know how to please their partner and cum before they do, that's why lots of women need clit stimulation as a plus.
>>1948956
Well I can't imagine that but clits are pretty sensitive and they irritate easily.
>>1948941
Dude are You me, my laptop broke at the hinge too. A Lenovo. Part is stuck to the screen and the other to the body. Shit sucks, can't open it all the way. Gotta see if my warranty covers it.
>>1948720
humping, I can't get off that way, but it's good foreplay.
>remembered for a week we made up OG Lapis and Pdottie
Man those were fun times
>>1948994
4 incha hard here. Haven't had sex in 3 years. If a girl just brushes against it accidently, I'll explode
>>1948752
hhhnnnnggggggg
>>1949051
how was your first time like? Did she laugh? Did you use a dildo?
>>1949051
I was going to ask how your confidence was but i think you already answered.
I've been listening to Around the World for two hours now.
Please help. The boogie is slowly destroying my body.
>>1949060
She didn't say anything about it. My second girlfriend had a dildo but refused to tell me about it or show me.
First gf cheated on me with my cousin because he, as she said, "had an 8 inch dick, which I'd never seen before."
If a Jasper were to rape a Pearl would that be considered wrong?
>>1949014
I could open mine most of the way (it was a Macbook, my family is a family of Macfags), but I either had to angle it correctly or use pliers to move it. The Airport or the wire connecting it to the computer was damaged, every now and then I'd discover that that the Airport icon would display "No hardware found" after a restart.
I ended up getting a Macbook Pro from my folks, so it's all good.
>>1948941
Let's stop talking about dicks and talk about robots. Please, just for a while.
>>1949100
Savage, your life is an NTR doujin. My condolences.
>>1949113
do you think we'll ever be able to have cyber enhanced dicks? Dick enhancers?
>>1949113
Both of those robots could be taken out with a strong EMP or solar flare.
Or with enough heavy artillery, whichever is more effective.
I just felt sick and puked some blood, should I be concerned
>>1949113
This episode was pretty fucking dumb upon reflection.
>>1949080
I'm pretty confident with myself. Though alcohol helps. I just don't trust women with my heart anymore. I like to befriend and be cool, but love has scarred me too much as it is.
>>1949162
Go to the hospital you spazz
>>1949191
it's happened before though, i should probably stop drinking
>>1949169
How so? I thought the robots looked nice.
>>1949162
call 911 you fucking idiot
>>1949023
Would you hump a lapis plush and does your last name begin with Z?
Enough about puking blood, let's talk about cute poils
>>1949102
On Homeworld, no one would even do a double-take.
>>1949162
That depends on how much blood, if it's a small amount then it's not something you should be worried about. If it's a large amount or full-on blood puke, then go to a fucking doctor.
>>1949207
some stomach shit, probably
stop drinking you idiot
>>1949245
nah it's just a little bit, I'm a long term alcoholic retard but I havent bled in a while. I dont even know hy i posted that I should go back to drawing
>>1949210
I dunno, I feel like it was just a contrived waste of time.
Like, I know there's tons of junk in the barn but it was never implied to have anything really useful. With enough time I could see something like the drill coming together but they just happened to scrap together the parts for two fully-functioning robots and build them in such a short amount of time? It took forever to Pearl to build that spaceship in Space Race and it was a pile of shit.
The whole set of "barn" episodes have felt really dumb. Between the hiatuses and the nature of the episodes themselves the Cluster doesn't feel remotely threatening anymore.
>>1949269
>cluster not feeling like a real threat when surround by such frivolousness
You make a good point. But the arc is a little too long for it to have no fillery fun, can't imagine how else they would go about without a rush
>>1949269
It was filler to show what Pearls are and to give Pearl some strenght.
>>1949269
I agree but the episode already won me over after subverting the whole "you can do it, rise above" trope
>>1949113
I'm gonna be honest, those robots looked kinda dumb.
Jasper has hands in stead of feet.
>>1949432
you have dicks instead of nipples
>>1949438
Gimme a purple nurple
>>1949394
I disagree.
>>1949460
I mean peri's is good but poils a shit
>>1949473
She made a laser out of a police cone, that's just impressive.
>>1949268
Then it's probably from irritation or an ulcer, which is most likely from the alcohol.
>>1949487
>She made a laser out of a police cone, that's just impressive.
There's probably some other stuff in there, one of those things being a YAG boule.
>>1949473
Can your mech perform ballet? I thought not.
>>1949531
Cool is subjective anon. I think the Dutch windmill gundam is the best gundam for example.
>>1949521
>tfw no mech to fight and/or do ballet with
>>1949245
>>1949531
>>1949382
>>1949521
Can you hold hands with a mech?
>tfw go out to bar and try to talk to qt3.14 grills
>tfw they aren't interested
>tfw drink a bit more for courage
>tfw can't hold coherent conversation with chicks anymore
>tfw give up on relationships after 3 years of trying
At least I have my 2D Poil.
When exactly did Pearl cry, sing, or cry while singing in front of Peridot?
>>1949587
You can't huge your children with nuclear arms.
Post things that would make anybody delusional
I'll start
>Thinking Lapidot will be real
>Believing in a Jasper redemption
>>1949590
Women who go to bars..eh...
>>1948006
Oh this is even more hilarious when using the dark/Tomorrow 4chan theme because of the transparency
>>1949590
>tfw I fucked a girl in all 3 holes just an hour ago
Feels good man, but yeah maybe try something other than going to bars and drinking heavily. It's really not as hard as you make it out to be.
>>1949611
Where are the girls at then?
>>1949641
lezzing out
>>1949633
Again, where the fuck am I supposed to meer girls at, I've tried college, bars, and even clubs. I don't even know why I try anymote.
>>1949666
its ok satan.
>>1949666
What, too good for dating sites? The problem with going out and meeting people is that people tend to have their own lives and strangers arent often part of them. Yeah you can get lucky and meet someone both willing to interact AND looking for a relationship AND you meet their standards.
Orrrr you could go to a place where everyones looking for the same thing.
>>1949666
Maybe the problem is you mr. devil trips. Tell me about yourself, what do you look like? How fit are you? How do you approach women?
Maybe try having conversations with women in stores or at the park, you seem to be going to places where you will both feel a lot of pressure and have steep competition. Also the internet is a thing.
wouldn't it be nice to go to a cheap motel with other /sug/ anons, and cuddle while watching SU or browsing /sug/?
>>1949666
im a girl anon talk to tme
>>1949706
I didn't know that I wanted this so much
>>1949604
nyet, you can.
>>1949706
YES if everyone "behaved", boys and girls
And we woudl watch YTPs
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GLaLCu9uFkM
>>1949558
I want a mech that can cook too.
>>1949590
>going to a bar for a serious relationship
>>1949706
Even if it was with the apparent high number of female users in here i cant imagine that not being awkward.
Actually im curious. how would you rate youself girls of /sug/ because if youre higher than 6 what the fuck are you doing on 4chan?
>>1949706
We had this same discussion in /utg/ last night. The general consensus was yes, as long as everyone showered.
>>1949113
chicks dig robots
especially ones of the giant variety
>>1949754
I don't get your logic
>>1949706
>>1949719
>>1949729
I don't know about cuddling with someone I don't know but I'd hang out with just about anyone who is into SU.
>>1949717
Girls on the internet are a weird thing, I mean if I have no chance to fuck you whatsoever I may as well just treat you like a man right?
>>1949754
I'm a man and I consider myself both fairly attractive and successful in my career yet I still hang around here. I do it because I like Steven Universe, go figure!
>>1949754
idk, 7-8/10? 8/10 on good hair days.
>>1949695
I haven't tried dating sites in 2 years. The last time I wenr I spent a lot on a girl who ended You making tons of excuses not to see me again, usually she was playing softball with her friends
I honestly started wondering if she was on some sort of minor league softball team
>>1949698
I don't really know. I'm just trying to figure our what I want in a girl but since my parents had shitty relationships with each other. And my relationships in the past have been shitty and full of cheaters or abusers. Its hard. I usually just like to talk to girls about ny goals, work, and major in school. And ask them about their school and work and such and try to reach a common ground.
>>1949717
Hey how ya doin?
Enjoying yourself tonight?
Watcha do today?
Got anything planned for the week?
Here with your bf?
Waiting on someone?
You in school?
Got a job?
>>1949717
Do you like guns?
>>1949590
Welcome to the club.
After 2 years without taking to women, I had given up.
>>1949781
if you don't like cuddling with someone you don't know, then just take a bunch of sleeping pills, you will comply.
>>1949781
How different do you treat men and women
>>1949781
silly anon like 30% of people here are grils
I mean, if youve tried all those places and never found anyone at all, you could try a dating site or just meet someone who's not a rapist on the internet.
>>1949804
terrible
no, this sucks and an old friend is talking to me and idk how to tell him to fuck off
went to work
yeah, class and work
no
a friend
is college school?
yeah
>>1949810
yeah but im not /k/ tier
>>1949706
Why's it got to be a cheap motel? People will just think it's some kind of asperger orgy anyway.
>>1949822
I'm Tomato p.
>>1949847
Anon, were talking about women here. Not trannies. You get your own little subsection.
>>1949754
i'm a 1/10 if youre short sighted and usually smell like hand sanitizer but my family has money
>>1949840
Cool, I wish we went shooting the breeze while shooting over a beer. Got any games you like?
>>1949860
kek
>>1949864
Hey thats worth at -least- a few points
>>1949822
I have tons of failed relationships and learned tons from them
>women with boyfriends are more trouble than they're worth
>too much space or too little space does exponentially more harm than good
>relationships are two-way streets. If you're the only one giving then there's a problem
>beautiful words don't mean jack crap if You have nothing You live for or have means to survive
It's just after a while I feel like there's no point to being with girls but I feek a loneliness no one can fill. Not my family, friends, alcohol, anime, comics, books, manga, or even 4chan can fill. Just a hollow I'm waiting for someone to fill, but I know no one can fill it.
>>1949847
get outta here, klassic kim
>>1949840
There are girls here but most live outside my state (besides the one mysterious Indiana girl that lurks) and besides I don't really have trouble finding girls in my area anyway.
>>1949847
Not sure if truthful or pretender but yeah Tomato Pie is a cutie. Certainly a girl I would want to hang out with if not for the fact that we live very far away from each other.
>>1949841
I guess that's a fair point but isn't talking about your gender and rating yourself a pretty damn /soc/ conversation to have anyway?
>>1949885
One would think that first one would be obvious to anyone.
>>1949880
thanks anon you have improved my self steem
>>1949885
i love you anon, no hetero. i know that feel as well.
>>1949894
How do you know that we live far away?
>>1949911
Wow tomato pie hungers for anon's cock
