LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS NOW TIME FOR YOUR MAIN EVENT.
YOUR CHAMPION, JOSH, DEFENDS HIS TITLE AGAINST 47 OTHER SUPERSTARS IN THE HUNGER GAMES SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPERSLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHYUdZOJ5jw
13th SpecOps mobile infantry
>>1945477
Neptune!
>>1945477
This fucking retard. Sanya Russianshitmiddlename Litvyak can't even walk correctly without falling over and hitting the ground then crying like a little bitch. Why does Eila still obsess over this dumbass? I wouldn't love a girl who's clumsy as this fucking grey haired communist. Who even has grey hair at fourteen? Fucking nobody except this shithead. Why can't you abandon her Eila? Let her go and love me, the mighty Daan De Stigter. We could be the perfect couple together. I do love dominating women and being dominated. We can do that together, Eila. Join me and we'll take over HG together as husband and wife. For the games!
Matsuda
>>1945477
Isabelle!
Supreme Grandmaster Janus
Kuga
>>1945477
Machi
Squid Girl
Vic Viper
Kneesocks
Bikko
Ice bear
Willow
Ema Skye
![[Underwater] Another 01 6998.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hoRBPqO.jpg "[Underwater] Another 01 6998.jpg")
Misaki mei
>>1945477
Regular Spiko
>>1945477
Maria and harusame
Avatar Aang
>lurking
>>1945477
Kergerenko
>>1945477
Nanashi
>>1945477
Garnet
>>1945477
Ririchiyo
A Traveler
Premier Soviet
>>1945492
Blyat
Todd the Godd Howard
John
Filia
Salah Abdeslam
Kat
Terrorists
>>1945513
Love you.
Meme
SPIRIT SQUAD
Miyabi
UNUSED CHARACTER
>>1945477
Radical Taoist
Nick Valentine
Neo
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
JFK
literature girl
>>1945477
Shinobu
>>1945477
Hikigaya Hachiman
Mii Swordfighter
Takumi
>>1945513
Hello comrade Aang!
>If will be going to different nation so timezone will be fucked up
Peacock
>>1945513
>He chuckles
Good to see you Aang
Classy Raven
The turnbull ACs
Shintaro
Bob
>>1945404
You're walking too fast, I can't compete with you !
Let's take a break and rest on the aisle for a moment, shall we ?
>>1945409
We're already dead, so why wouldn't we write our own names in it ? Maybe we'd be able to live another life, somehow ?
>writes the names
>>1945327
Oh..sorry I just..maybe you can become playmates or something
>starts checking you out
(He surely don't look like a boy..)
>>1945333
Is that so? Well, we all have our hobbies.
Mine include..well, petting my cat, and doing cool gravity tricks.
>>1945337
Yeah! That's a great ide-..
(Did he say date..?)
>>1945342
Well I mean, I wouldn't really know, cause I don't have any.
Friends are people you can always rely on, and talk to whenever you're feeling down. Those kinda people...you know?
>>1945404
Gravity Queen in the flesh! Uh, it doesn't really "entail" anything, it's kinda just the name
But I got the name because of my shifter powers, which let me shift gravity at my will. And that name it's sorta my "super hero name" in a sense.
>>1945492
And yes, this is an entry.
Late Asshole Adachi
>>1945576
(You)
>>1945441
>>1945520
Oi, Soviet!
>>1945439
>>1945500
Oni? Hmm...Ah! is her name Suika? If she has horns and likes to drink alcohol then it must be her!
>>1945434
>>1945532
That's no fun, don't you feel like fighting strong people sometimes? You must if you're me.
>>1945563
Ah, that doesn't make much sense. But sure, let's give it a try. What could go wrong?
>>1945498
Hello comrade
>>1945483
Hope that is just juice
>>1945563
Hello
Late Sakuya Izayoi
>>1945477
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>1945563
Oh, my apologies. I do not mind pausing.
>The traveler sets their coffin on the ground, and sits on top of it.
>>1945566
Ah, so more of a self-given title then? Nonetheless, I am sure such powers bring you a lot of respect wherever you come from, especially if you are some sort of... super hero.
>>1945583
It is. Taste it.
>hands you bowl
>>1945566
Well if that's fine with him, sure!
But I don't think you're going to play with your crush... and are you checking me out?
>>1945566
Friends... I'll try to find some of those, if possible. Don't hold it against me if I don't make any friends.
>>1945582
I don't have the urge. Not at all.
>>1945581
A whole (You)? Just for me? Thank you.
>>1945543
>balances a cruller on Nobu's head.
Good luck.
>>1945566
I...don't think I've ever really seen any...well, any non-sentient animals. Even that giant lizard could talk.
>>1945353
>She lets out a soft sigh
To explain Newtypes properly would be very...long-winded.
>>1945582
That's the one! You really do know a lot, don't you shrimp buddy ~de geso?
>>1945566
Great, I'll pick you up tomorrow at 6. Look for the guy driving the blue Ferrari.
>>1945582
How are you Kuga?
>Will visit Philippines for a few weeks. Sorry if time is fucked up
>>1945594
>sips bowl
Not bad juice.
>>1945601
Пpивeт
THIS MATCH IS SET FOR ONE FALL, AND IS FOR THE HUNGER GAMES SUPERSLAM CHAMPIONSHIP
INTRODUCING FIRST, THE ROSTER
CHECK IT
SWAP IT
So late Araragi
>>1945615
I'm getting that belt back! Let's go!
>>1945615
Looks great!
>>1945608
~
>>1945615
Replace me
>>1945503
with
>>1945586
>>1945615
Ice bear is okay with this.
>>1945615
>>1945499
Swap me with
>>1945554
>>1945615
I'm going to help Spirit Squad win that belt.
>>1945615
T-that's not Sanya's name!
>>1945615
Let's get this show on the road Deano.
>>1945615
Why the long name?
>>1945624
Would you like my spot, Omae-Sama?
>>1945615
It looks good Mr. Mayor.
>>1945614
.....
(What the hell is he speaking?)
>>1945615
Ready.
>>1945611
That's fine, I've got all day.
Lay it on me.
>>1945615
Tonight feels like a night for the fourth.
>>1945654
It's Russian. Forget people don't know that language
>>1945615
I'm ready.
>>1945591
Self given..?
(What does she mean by THAT?)
Yeah, it does give me a lot of respect, but I don't do it purely for that.
Nevi are horrible creatures that need to be eradicated, and as a shifter it's my job to do that.
>>1945596
Oh! Sorry..I just, still kinda awestruck that you're a...boy..
..Not that I mean any offense! Even if you are, you're a cute boy.
(Oh god, I probably sound like a crazy person.)
>>1945601
Of course not, not everyone can be your friend.
But hey, since we both have something in common, maybe WE can be friends?
>>1945611
What do you mean by that? I'll have you know Dusty is very "sentient".
>>1945613
O-oh..no I don't think that will..I'm not really...
..I mean, not that you're not attractive, but...I haven't really ever gone on a date.
>>1945647
No way, I'll use this time to do other things.
>>1945583
Careful with pointing your gun towards me Soviet ! I hope it isn't loaded
How're you ?
>>1945582
At worst and at best we'd be playing a superslam games. Seems like a good deal to me
>>1945591
If you could do something about my legs, I wouldn't be dead weight. Don't you have the kind of power that could heal them ?
>>1945615
Looks promising
>>1945615
Looks good!
Late Max Payne
>>1945641
I thank you, should that happen to go through. Well, I thank you anyway but you know what I mean.
https://youtu.be/_D9ycE38S2o
>>1945660
Why are you speaking to me? I don't got anything interesting to say.
>>1945667
Maybe... let me think about it.
>>1945615
Ready.
>>1945667
First time? No problem. I know a great Italian place, we can take our time holding hands, wouldn't want to rush you or anything.
It'll be fun. Like a pet playdate or something.
"I'M NOT A PET!"
"Three... Calm down.."
>>1945656
...The physical differences, I suppose, then?
>>1945667
I...suppose I mean able to communicate to others, then.
>She rubs her temples in annoyance
>>1945690
>>1945660
>le alternate history hub
bretty gud
>>1945669
Wish me luck?
>>1945667
Oh, that. I just think those clothes look better on me. Don't believe me?
>>1945625
>>1945636
>>1945641
DONE
AND INTRODUCING THE CHAMPION
FROM A VIDEO GAME MADE FOR 5 YEAR OLDS, HE IS THE HUNGER GAMES SUPERSLAM CHAMPION
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSHHHH
RING THE BELL
>>1945667
I see. What is so horrible about these Nevi? Would I be in danger of being attacked by one of these creatures?
>>1945673
Alas, I am only a traveler. I have no special abilities nor magics, but I am afflicted with a deadly curse.
>>1945673
Great. Will be taking a trip to make relationship with the Philippines better. China already made them hate my kind. But my gun is on safety
>>1945691
I have nothing better to do plus you seem interesting to me
>the state of gawker right now
>>1945601
Pshh, my female, big chested version of myself sure is weird.
>>1945614
I found my female version, call her miss Kuga.
>>1945612
That's a veteran for you Sea Commander, we got ourselves a great ally.
>>1945673
But that's a good scenario! And even better if I get one of those shiny belts. Don't you want one?
>smooches everyone in the thread
>>1945706
F Kuga. You will be avenged
>>1945697
Yeah, that works. Are they like cyborgs?
Oh, shit, I bet that's what they are, aren't they?
Can you put a machine in my head to make my aim better?
>>1945706
Here I come belt! Wait for me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=timTwoWAz4A
>>1945706
And he's out of here!
>>1945706
Good luck everyone, hope you have fun.
>>1945706
Better play it safe.
>>1945717
Thanks.
>>1945713
Doesn't seem very aware of the CCCP
>>1945702
Of course! Now and always.
>pats Shinobu's head
Good luck.
>>1945706
Oh come on...
>>1945706
Another journey begins, but it seems much different than the others I have embarked on.
>>1945717
You should be more careful there. I wouldn't want to accidentally spread my curse to you, stranger.
>>1945706
What I'm supposed to do with that piece of Headwear?
Because using it for my Hair isn't correct, I think.
>>1945706
Time to get out of here...
>>1945708
Fine, do what you want.
>>1945713
We are two competely different people. Never compare me to you... ever.
>>1945706
He wasn't supposed to have help! No fair.
>>1945691
A-alrighty then..
(I'm having second thoughts on even asking..)
>>1945694
A-ah..I don't..I don't think that will work..I'm..I'm a very busy person, you know!
Being a super hero and all, I have places to be, you know?
>>1945697
Oh, yeah well, Dusty's pretty much a normal cat..expect, you know, he's got galaxies inside of him.
And of course, he's the source of my powers.
>>1945705
N-no! Of course I believe you. I think I look pretty cute in a school uniform, myself.
>>1945706
*ahem* Looks like uh..a lot of running!
>>1945707
They come out of these things called "gravity storms" and attack, and sometimes even kidnap innocent bystanders!
Luckily, I haven't seen any of them around the arena, so you should be safe.
>>1945712
A black hating hogan's sex tape is a dangerous thing to play with, they were asking for it.
>>1945717
>
>>1945706
Boom
>>1945736
I'm getting that belt this time...
>>1945744
How is night comrade? And what is your name?
>>1945636
>>1945706
Thanks for the swap
>>1945742
If you look closely the dog's filename has an imgur label thus an uploaded folder. It's most likely a taken over ava.
>>1945701
>Carl the Cuck
AIDS SKRILLEX HAS ARIVED
YOU'RE FUCKING A WHITE MALE
>>1945713
So that's... three or four members now? Did our other member ever return ~de geso?
>>1945706
>>1945739
You place it over your ears, like so.
>The demon moves some hair away from her ears and puts on the headset, adjusting them slightly
>>1945717
>ice bear does nothing in response
>>1945725
>>1945728
We're on the road to hungermania buys and girls, I expect all of you to up your game these next few weeks.
What's hungermania?
I dunno, I just made that up.
guys
i found a secret photo of donald trump
what do
>>1945742
>I'm not actually Kamina.
>>1945748
Do you still go to school? How old are you? Let me see!
>>1945777
leak it to the presses
>>1945772
Great work girls!
>>1945748
You're a superhero!?
You never told me that!
Like The Huntress or Strong Guy!?
>>1945772
H-hehehe, S-sorry Miss.
>>1945748
Ah, I see. I will keep a lookout for these creatures nonetheless. You can't be too careful when you're constantly on the go. Perhaps you could tell me what Nevi look like?
>>1945772
At least I... r-remembered to bring my coffin.... right...?
>>1945772
Now it's my turn
And I'm not gonna miss
>>1945748
(Should I even be this girl's friend? Sure we have things in common... I don't want to endanger her if my past is dangerous. I got it.)
I will like to decline.
>>1945757
My name is Miyabi. That's all you need to know.
>>1945772
Werido.
>>1945717
"It would be best if you keep your lips to yourself," she said in a hateful tone.
>>1945723
What?! I said mankinds' evolution, not augmentation!
>>1945748
...This place never ceases to confuse me.
>>1945706
I've seen beautiful places on my trips but cornucopia is not one of them
>>1945707
We're all afflicted with a deadly curse sweetheart. That's life.
I've rested enough. We can start walking again
>>1945708
What exactly happened with China ? If you two were strong allies who'd defeat you ?
>>1945713
I would be honored to be into such possession
>>1945717
What've you done outside ? You stinks ! Go take a shower !
>>1945772
Ice bear does not ship, he assassinates.
>>1945772
Oh come on! Work on your aim, ya bloody idiot!
>>1945772
God damn Terrorists! I will make sure to end your life. I swear it.
>>1945772
That was much tougher than I thought it would be... See you in the ring, Raven. I now a good dentist...
>>1945778
N-Nani?
>>1945777
Good...
That white, rich, priveleged, racist, sexist, bigot, piece of shit should choke on that dick. Makes it even more racist once you realize he's fucking a white male instead of a different race,
>>1945772
Did you expect anything else? I am the peoples' Gem.
>>1945801
I hit you fair and square, child. My aim is fine.
>>1945765
... I guess I can't understand that level of Technology.
>He carefuly places the Instrument over his ears
>>1945772
I wanted to get stronger...
One day I will surpass my Brothers!
>>1945794
I am Soviet. Soldier of the Soviet Union
>>1945797
No, just they have been helping unjust Communist Rebles in the Philippines and are as Anti Communist as the US in the 50s and 60s.
Dammit, got a bunch of softies in the ring this time around, Even the champ's showing some love and he doesn't have a fucking heart.
>>1945810
Hey Janus
>>1945735
The CCCP?
>>1945744
If that's the case then why don't we start with your name?
>>1945761
You mean Ben? I don't think so, but we have a strong oni at our side now. The more manpower the better! Or girlpower in this case.
>>1945797
Then let's give our best to win a superslam, a belt for those who hare devoid of life and yet walk among the living.
>>1945706
Very unexpected from a swordfigther to use explosives.
>>1945798
Assassinates JFK, specifically?
>>1945811
You'll get used to it, its not that hard to understand.
>>1945821
USSR in Russian.
>>1945813
Okay. Is that it?
>>1945816
Really... I just go that paycheck!
>>1945821
Miyabi.
>>1945796
Then explain what you mean!
I've got no idea what you mean by "evolution!"
>He swoops from above the clouds, landing softly and folding his glider, leaning on it as a staff
Looks like I was on time for a round!
>>1945549
Heya Soviet! Good to see you.
>Where will you be?
>>1945529
Aw, that's kind of you!
>>1945551
>He chuckles as well
Good to know I'm welcome!
>>1945816
Heh, if we stick together we might just make it!
>freetimefeelsgoodman.jpg
>>1945816
This is Garnet
Back together
>>1945816
I only wonder which of us will turn heel first.
>>1945816
>>1945816
G-Get off me you Squid!
>>1945830
Do you anything about Socialism?>>1945832
Doing well! Will soon have talks with the Philippines soon.
>Philippines
>>1945797
>The traveler pulls themselves up and lifts their coffin up once more. They begin slowly walking alongside you once more.
Hmmm, that seems like a rather grim outlook of the world though. Even if much of the world is corrupt or evil, a person can always choose to look at the better things in life.
>>1945832
>The traveler watches your grand entrance.
Greetings. I don't suppose you are a traveler like myself?
>>1945832
Pft, another white male.I wish I had those privileged airbending genetics
>>1945816
Ice bear shall forcibly silence the crowd.
>>1945820
Greetings Soviet. How are you and your country?
>>1945832
Greetings Aang. We meet again.
>>1945781
Well, no. I just wore it one time cause I needed to blend in with a crowd.
Truth is I don't actually know how old I am, I'm an amnesiac.
>>1945787
Really? I could've sworn I did.
I don't know who those are..but have you ever heard of the "Gravity Queen"?
>>1945789
Ahh, well. They come in all sorts of shapes and sizes, in truth.
But most notable is they have a reddish pearl like thing in them, that acts as their "core". So if you get the chance just blast that out, and you're good.
>>1945794
(Wow, rough.)
>she lets out a sigh.
I see. Well, that's your choice then.
>>1945796
Yeah, that's usually the reaction I get from him.
He's really cute once you get to know him, I promise.
>>1945816
Since I can use gravity, coming up with gimmicks is pretty easy for me.
>>1945832
>She looks in awe at your entrance.
Woah! Can you fly too?
>>1945854
Very well. Some terrorists in the southwster part of the country but is all good.
>>1945832
Aang! our favorite baldie has arrived.
>>1945830
Hmmm, yeap, I'd call myself Miyabi if I was a girl, I'm Yuma Kuga. Nice to meet you.
>>1945828
Ohh, gotcha! Seems like she just arrived recently, give her time.
>>1945859
Gravity Queen?
THE Gravity Queen?
The one and only Gravity Queen!?
No, I haven't heard of you.
>>1945838
What a cutie.
>>1945821
I've been thinkink though... maybe we don't need a lot of people for our inkvasion. It's also really hard to find people ~de geso.
I feel like there should be at least some worry for JFK getting inspired by terrorists.
Right?
>>1945836
Spoilers, it's him.
>>1945851
BEAR, BAD BEAR. BAD.
YOU'RE MISSING YOUR SCHEDULED MATCH.
>>1945847
Socialism? Maybe... I don't really care though.
>>1945859
I'm sorry, I just don't think it will be possible.
>>1945847
YES, I KNOW ALL ABOUT SOCIALISM. I KNOW THAT BERNIE SANDERS WILL MAKE THE SOCIALISM GIVE ME FREE COLLEGE AND WILL GIVE ME BETTER HEALTHCARE. I DON'T KNOW HOW, BUT SHUCKS IF I'M NOT VOTING FOR HIM NOW. I can't wait for him to become a president so I can get my Bachelors in Woman's studies! My girlfriend and her Bull will be glad to see my degree in it.
>>1945873
Maybe I should've fought him. He'll probably get me in an arena event, anyways...
>>1945803
Maybe later. I need a reminder to never let this happen again...
>>1945873
Ice bear feels no need to fight.
>he sits down and eats a donut
>>1945873
I will get you back for this, Aang! You should have finished me when you had the chance!
>>1945873
I d-don't want to f-fight anyone.
>>1945872
You mean we don't need to increase our numbers that much? But then we better fill the void with very talented people.
>>1945831
In the most...barebones definition, are you aware of the term "psychic"?
>>1945832
>She flinches visibly
...More magic, wonderful.
>>1945859
I meant more in general, really.
>>1945869
Are we done here? I would like to move on with my life.
>>1945873
>Passes out in the truck, wasted.
>>1945873
I knew he'd be too scared to show up!
>>1945873
Just looking at you makes me feel immense pity...I'll give you this match.
>>1945869
Give me good wishes for my diplomatic and vacation trip.
>>1945873
She is cyкa
>>1945876
Well my nation is centered around if. I am a firm believer of it too.
>>1945878
If I could I would vote Trump. Have a laugh for 8 years.
>>1945859
You forgot everything? Why?
>>1945873
I really wish these people would stop stealing my glasses.
>>1945816
...
What happened?
I feel like a pile of Bags of sand were over me while I was asleep...
>>1945823
I hope so... Encountering many complicated objects and stuff would get me a terrible headache
>>1945859
A red core you say? I shall keep this information in mind, but I do not know how well it will serve me. I'm able to hold my own against bandits and their like, but these creatures you're describing sound much more powerful than a mere thug.
>>1945873
Suit yourself.
>>1945902
Well yeah, but all that is just a myth right?
I mean there's no way people can just become psychic.
>>1945873
Why won't any of you bastards die!? I know you don't have Null or Repel?
>>1945911
Ice bear is thoroughly disgusted.
>>1945898
YES YOU DO.
TAKE THIS BOXING GLOVE AND BEAT THAT CHICK TO DEATH WITH IT.
>>1945909
W-wait, WHAT! Trump is fucking hitler! How could you vote for Trump, YOU'RE A RUSSIAN AND HE'S A DISGUSTING FACIST
>>1945847
The Philippines? Are those some kind of islands?
>Ah, I see. Holiday of some kind?
>>1945848
Oh, hey there! Well, you could call me a traveler since I go all around the world, but that's mostly to protect and help people. And when I don't travel I meditate, or train.
What about you? I don't think we've met before...
>>1945850
Well, non-benders can be heroes too, you know!
>>1945854
>He bows
Janus, good to see you. How are you?
>>1945859
>He smiles widely and nods
Yeah! It's a lot of fun! THe other Air Nomads flew all the time, too.
>>1945873
O-oh. I didn't plan that...
>>1945902
>He looks worried
Huh? What'd I do?
>>1945869
Heya Kuga! Heh, didn't know I was a favorite...how are you?
>>1945899
I guess that's one way to put it, but I was thnikink that we wouldn't have enough shrimp to go around ~de geso.
>>1945909
I don't care. Stop wasting my time.
>>1945933
Get off me you bastard....
>>1945873
...
A shame that i don't have anything to create a song.
>>1945933
I never knew there was so much working out and rehearsing...!
>>1945933
>yawns
I'll be fine.
>>1945933
A-alright Mr. Mayor, I'll do it.
>>1945870
>She looks more and more excited each time you say it.
>Her enthusiasm soon hits the floor.
..Oh, well, that's me. Gravity Queen...in the flesh..
>>1945873
Hey! What the hell was that for? My first autograph..ripped to shreds..
>>1945876
How can you be so sure of that?
We haven't even gotten to know eachother yet.
>>1945902
I guess I know what you mean.
Even considering all I've seen, this place never ceases to amaze me.
>>1945912
Wish I knew! Just woke up one day with nothing but this cat as my company.
And of course, my cool gravity powers. Did I tell you I'm a pretty big super-hero?
>>1945918
Well, they can be a real hassle to deal with, surely.
I make not look it, but I can kick some real butt.
Nevi aren't really a big deal for me, personally.
>>1945933
The champ is sure to come eventually.
>>1945933
One move and you're going to regret that.
>>1945933
Ah... nothing like the fresh smell of death. And to a sex demon of all things. Too easy.
>>1945933
SANYA ISN'T FOR PEEPING BAKAS
>>1945868
I assume you have them under control?
>>1945935
Yes. I have not seen you in a long time. How is it back in your world?
>>1945933
That was a hard fight! Thanks for the help, guys!
>>1945934
No. He isn't. He will ignorant Rich Capitalist but is very funny.
>>1945935
More of a group of them. Have to try to ease their tensions with me because of China.
>Spring break and to see sights and friends.
>>1945943
You sure? Not like you have much to do here.
>>1945921
Newtypes have been proven able to have supernatural spacial awareness, as well as extremely potent reaction times, the ability to form mental links with other Newtypes, sense their emotions even across a VAST distance, and even hostility from other beings.
In several cases, they've been proven to evade a shot that they weren't even aware was coming on a twitch reaction.
>>1945935
Just...flight, and such.
>>1945956
Where I'm from we don't have...ANY of this.
>>1945813
Times sure are though. You may seek a pact with North Korea. They'll prove to be necessary allies in the future geopolitical map. You may want to spread your influence in Africa and having a cold war with China's influence.
>>1945816
Stop stupid crowd, just stop. We got it, you're special crowdflake.
>>1945821
This would be a prodigious way to seek revenge. Best of luck to you too.
>>1945848
Death is a curse but birth is a miracle and life a blessing. Sometimes it's so abstract and absurd and there's so many parameters to take into account linked to series of numbers while it could be simpler. Otherwise, it's not that bad if we live together. We still die alone.
>>1945873
Squid is either roasted or not in my fucking way
>>1945933
...Maybe this would've gone their way if we didn't gang up on them...I was kind of rooting for them too..
>>1945933
(This would be my second win in a row..)
>>1945935
Air nomads? That's soo cool.
>she looks over you, before looking at you in the eyes with much enthusiasm.
I'm a gravity shifter, so I can fly too! It's really fun, and super useful too.
>>1945911
I... Um... I don't know how to feel about this.
>>1945967
>muh pure cinnamon bun
Shut the fuck up Eila, you don't get any say in this.
>rubs one out to Sanya's soapy body
>>1945956
A super hero? No way, you can shoot lasers out of your eyes?
>>1945956
Why do you want to know about me? How would that help you in anyway?
>>1945970
Yes, i'm sure.
>>1945935
Tcch, I'm aware of that. To be a hero, I'm phonebanking and facebanking around the clock, donating all of my paychecks to Bernie Sanders. That'll teach Donald Trump! It'll all be better once I get a job in Women's Studies
>>1945970
Yeah, well prove to me how he ISNT figuratively Hitler and I'll give you an example of how he is.
This match continues next thread, will the champ continue to avoid death and retain, or will someone take the belt off his cold, blocky hands?
FIND OUT AFTER WE RETURN FROM THESE MESSAGES.
Good evening.
>>1945935
You would be correct, we haven't met before. It simply appears the paths we both travel have met up with one another. My name is Kuro, or at least that's what people call me. It is a pleasure to meet you.
>>1945956
I would assume that power over gravity serves as quite a useful tool in both combat and everyday life. A shame I do not have such ways to defend myself, otherwise my travels would be much safer than they currently are.
>>1945972
Death...
To be honest, that is not what I fear. This curse I am afflicted with, I have seen another who met the fate I am slowly spiraling towards. It was as if they couldn't die, as if they just weren't able to. An endless life of pain and suffering. Perhaps I left too early, and did not see them finally meet their end, or perhaps they are still suffering from the curse to this very day.
>>1945978
SANYA IS A PURE CINNAMON BUN BAKA!
>>1945903
Sure, there isn't much ahead of you here though. Enjoy the slaughter.
>>1945909
Ah? Where are you going?
>>1945935
Gathering victories as always, losing more than winning too...
>>1945972
Oh, I already exploded there, now it's all on you Mr John.
>>1945936
The more people we have in our forces the more shrimp we'd have to give them, nice observation!
>>1945990
>Takes all of the sodas
What? I'm thristy.
>>1945994
Yo.
>>1945990
*frantically gasps for air before keeling over*
>>1945990
Doctor. I didn't know you cared that much.
>>1945990
It was an accident...!!
>>1945983
Like what? What do you do?
>>1945972
>starts running head
North Korea is like that annoying kid in school who tries to act cool. Fucking asshole is making me look bad.
>>1945968
Yes. Just going to do diplomatic trip
>>1945994
Greetings, Officer. Are you here to find Hitlery Clinton so you can haul her off to jail so Bernie automatically gets the nomination?
>>1945990
I do hope they are speaking about removing the weed around here, it's overwhelming.
>>1945994
Greetings.
>>1945997
Exactly! There's only so much shrimp I can afford, and I think even three members is pushink it ~de geso.
>>1945990
G-Get back here... those are mine...
>>1945997
Good.
>She walks away from the boy.
>>1946006
I'm a samurai. Well, that's what I like to think.
>>1945990
>tearing Shinobu limb by limb
>>1945971
What do you mean ANY of this?
You had mechs, that's pretty cool..
>>1945979
>she lets out a sigh
Heh heh, I wish, but no.
All I can do is shift gravity at my will.
>>1945983
Well, it wouldn't really..help me, per-say.
But it might help us get closer as friends.
>>1945995
Well, like I said, I definitely don't mind helping you in your travels.
I surely have a lot of time on my hands, perhaps spending it helping you out would be the best way.
>>1945990
Brr...I'm cold just thinking about it.
>>1945997
Philippines. As vacation and diplomatic ties. China is making my ideals look like Fascism and stresses me out. I tell them to stop assisting and eliminate Rebels but they won't
