Yes we would a mare.
We know we want to, continued.
Can animals and humans have meaningful romantic relationships?
>>1944491
No you idiot, animals can't even consent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MKoM3J27Ow
>>1944491
I don't think animals have a sense of romance.
They can seek and maintain a sexual relationship of their own choosing with a human.
Contrary to the above opinion they can consent.
>>1944576
>Horses take sentient, informed decisions
>>1944596
>Horses make reactive decisions about their situations.
>Is this an acceptable activity I will allow to continue?
>If yes, continue to allow.
>If no, bite kick or run.
>is there an activity I want to initiate? (including sexual)
>If yes, initiate activity.
>If no, do not initiate activity.
>>1944596
How do humans consent to sex?
Boy meets girl, girl reacts favourably, boy gets to know girl, girl reacts favourably,boy kisses girl, girl reacts favourably, boy undresses girl, (assuming a suitable location)girl reacts favourably, boy touches girl, girl reacts favourably, boy has sex with girl. girl reacts favourably.
At no point has the girl verbally said yes, I give you consent to have sex with me.
So how do we know she consented?
I would say her actions have given consent.
Now replace girl with mare. I would think the consent just as valid from the mare as from the girl.
>>1944805
>So how do we know she consented?
She didn't you rapist shitlord
These threads give me a bigger erection that I'd like to admit
>>1945442
so wild animals just rape each other?
>>1945755
No, just white men
>>1945755
Some animals do but that's their only means of reproduction.
Ducks and some water beetles, for example, are completely alien to the concept of consent
>>1946459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1v_EcjeIkg
>>1944674
>comically misunderstanding the idea of instinctive hierarchical dominance in herd animals
>>1944805
>beep boop the flowchart says it's OK, sex now please
i mean call me Mister Boring, but animals aren't people and can't be held to the same standard. although cartoon art on the internet might be sexy, they don't understand human concepts like romance, or saying 'i love you' and understanding what that means and meaning it anyway.
masturbating to lewd pictures on the internet is one thing, but 'it didn't bite my dick off so that means it's OK' isn't a basis for a meaningful relationship; and instead sounds like you're just telling yourself it's totally ok and good and justified before sticking your dick in it anyway
What mare turns you on the most?
For me, it's Rain from "Spirit of the Cimarron".
She looks like she'd be so frenzied in bed.
>>1951002
The ones in my pasture.
>>1950791
Jesus why do the have to look so plump and appealing.
>>1951186
anon, you are so right.
Mares from your pasture are the best
>>1947414
Now if only I had the power of /k/
>>1951186
Have you actually fucked one of them? How long did you last.
>>1957663
I do all the time.
How long you last is the same as for any girl you're with. Sometimes it's long Sometimes it's short.
>>1958112
I need pictures of your delicious mares, anon
>>1957366
That's probably not a good idea. I actually do have German Shepherds. And one of the mares can be quite aggressive around strangers. She's probably a better guard dog then the dogs.
>>1958133
Only one you'll get.
>>1958158
Thank you very much
>>1944576
>>1944596
>>1944674
why does animal consent matter when at the end of the day they're quite literally your property
>>1960041
People like to feel justified in fucking an animal I guess.
Who cares, post mares (or your other favorite feral animal)
>>1958112
Living the dream man, I'm jealous as fuck.
Dolphin vagina, or horse vagina?
>>1960570
Stallion in special scuba-suit humping dolphin pussy.
>>1960570
Mare.
It's attainable and I've never been interested in dolphin. it doesn't look that appealing really.
>>1960641
True, horse pussy is probably easier to acquire.
Stories about the muscles in a Dolphin's pussy has always made me want to fuck one though.
>>1950864
While I'm not into zoo that much the consent thing seems retarded.
Do they consent to labor?
Being slaughtered?
Testing?
Ownership?
We don't care about them consenting in any of the above situations so what's the deal?
>>1960715
Mare muscles are amazing too.
I'll often get myself close then let her finish me off.
>>1960723
I bring up that and more all the time. it just gets ignored as irreverent because it's not sex.
I'm not sure why sex is the only thing consent is required for.
>>1960820
One of these days anon, bang zoom, straight into a horse.
Every post just makes me want to work on a farm, even to just get a view.
>>1960918
Just get your own.
You need to live somewhere, why not buy some property where you can have horses?
>>1960940
As much as I'd like to, I don't think I could afford a horse, its necessities, or even property large enough for them.
A man can dream though, a man can dream.
>>1947414
MORE HORSES WITH LIPSTICK PLZ
>>1961267
Like this?
>>1961267
Or this?
>>1961300
>>1961330
Yes, YES!
This fuels me!
Horse ass too big for max file size
Don't forget!
https://mega.nz/#F!jh5H0Y7K!x80JcWbRCuuSr8we7Bhqvg!K5JGhZpJ
>>1960820
Please go into detail, I have a rager over here.
>>1958112
Can you please describe how it feels, have you ever finished inside one?
>>1950864
Except that is how animals consent.
If someone tried to pet my cat, it would move away or scratch at them if they got too close. It was his way of saying 'no fuck off'. But if i pet him, he would let me and sometimes move closer. That was how he said 'Yes please' or whatever.
Humans are literally the only animals that use abstract concepts to communicate. And everyone knows that most of communication is not verbal. Body language is still VERY important even for humans.
A horse is not a weak creature, it can fuck your shit up if it doesn't like what you're doing. The fact it didn't is it's way of saying it's OK with it. And from a farm hand i heard, in spring time mares would back into some of them.
>>1962470
doing god's work, anon
>>1965483
>tfw you'll never own a farm with horny mares
>>1965483
>in spring time mares would back into some of them.
I can attest to that
>>1944491
Yes, but it will be very asymmetric. You can't help it. They will never love you as deeply as you do them because they just aren't capable of it.
Your love still counts though, and they will appreciate you. For some, this is enough. For others having a human partner is eventually necessary.
>>1950864
I can't understand why you can't understand that animals are not humans. You don't need to obtain some kind of abstract consent coupon from an animal before it can have mutually beneficial sex with you. They live 100% in the moment and don't have the same stack of physical and social consequences to process like we do; they don't have to think about what they like, they just like it. They'll never feel ashamed that they had sex with a human, because they don't care. They are literally incapable of caring.
If a mare is comfy with you, she'll probably start hitting on you when she goes in heat (sometimes literally; equine courting can be rough). If you give her what she wants, she'll know you can make her feel good, and will accept sex out of heat. Some will even directly ask for it out of heat.
There are no hard and fast rules, but only basic empathy and behavioral knowledge are needed to know when your partner is on board.
>>1961423
Would you?
>>1971005
minus the lipstick and my answer would be I have
it would probably take two sticks of lipstick to put on a horse
>>1944491
some anon was saying that if you build a strong relationship with a mare she'll urge her foals to treat you like a parent, that's gotta count for something
>>1971626
I think it does count, if that's true.
And now I'm depressed, because I just realize that I'd probably only do well as a father-figure to a foal, rather than ever be an actual father.
>>1972181
think about the "incest"!
fucking your adoptive daughter mare when she becomes full grown
unf!!
>>1972286
*blushes* That's an...interesting thought. Of course, it's secondary to the entire raising of foal and dam to be well-cared for and happy. Though I admit it would be kinda uplifting to be considered a stallion by them, even though I'm not.
>>1962470
Good ole mare pack
>>1972181
it's okay anon
>>1960838
Because it matters so much to human relationships. With humans you kinda need to have consent or serious shit might happen. I guess some people just can't get a grasp on the idea that animals are animals and humans are humans. I'm not going to go arguing what the difference is right now for obvious reasons.
I accidentally a mare.
>>1982330
Good for you.
If animals can't consent, then isn't it immoral for animals to have sexual relationships with other animals?
>>1982474
Shush, don't get logic mixed in with my morals.
>>1978101
Because there are not real differences, that is why you cannot think of them.
>>1944540
Can't have sex with animals because they can't consent, yet we have no problem turning them into nuggets and burgers without asking if they'd be okay with that. I wonder which the animal would prefer.
>>1982750
Some animals DO consent. For example, female pigs - when they smell the male's pheromones, and are up for it - will stand. So when the male tries to mount her, she will bear his weight. Otherwise she'll just bend her knees and he'll split off. And, hell, a horse would kill you if you tried to do something it doesn't like. One kick to the chest, if you're right behind it, is not going to end well.
>>1982870
>split
slip*
Eh, close enough.
>>1982870
Oh, I agree. Animals do have non-verbal forms of consent, I was just making the point that the consent argument is stupid because of all the awful things we do to animals without asking for their 'consent'. I'm pretty sure a cow would take a dick over a bolt to the brain if given the choice.
>>1971005
<3 lipstick, moar please
>>1983085
Yeah, I completely agree. We don't ask for permission or consent when we buy, breed, work, kill or eat them, so why should sex be any different? Especially when sex is, for pretty much all the species we keep as livestock or pets, something they enjoyable. Horses - to stay on topic - are perfectly capable of achieving orgasm, and it's hardly a crime to make another being feel good. But on top of that, a lot of animals want sex, and do consent in their own ways. It's not unusual for mares in heat to seek out human attention, like backing into human males. Bitches will happily present themselves to humans, as well, during heat.
>>1985006
>enjoyable
enjoy*
Grammar is hard.
>>1982561
Have you not been reading the thread or are you just a special snowflake?
id eat shit straight out of a mare's ass desu
>>1986319
I would not. But whatever floats your gonads, senpai.
>>1962470
shit won't download for me
>>1986490
If you're on Firefox, try Chrome. Mega can be a bit weird. Otherwise, try splitting the download into smaller parts. You can mark just a few files, right click and download as archive.
>>1986319
Is that safe to do in real life?
>>1944370
Horses fart a lot though.
>>1987416
No, not really.
There is also almost no smell when they do.
>>1987620
Im not a horse expert but stables smell reeeeeeeally bad, when i go in my bicicle I have near a stable and the smell is horrible, feral and anthros are great, real animals? nope, they are dumb and disgusting, this is the sad true
>>1987816
Are you sure you're talking about horses and not cows?
Horses and horse manure has a rather pleasant smell.
They have one stomach and dont ferment their food, so very little bacteria like in a cow.
If you take horse shit and look at it it's really just undigested grass, ans as such the dominant smell is that of damp grass.
>>1987416
H-Hot?
>>1987816
totally bullshit
what, you're smelling, is from the ranch hands not doing their jobs
horses are clean animals and like it that way
there's a stable right around the block from me and it always smells like hay
>>1987882
as this anon said, if it's as bad as you say, you're probably smelling other animal shit
>>1987882
it's not pleasant but pretty inoffensive compared to a carnivore
some people also just don't like how animals smell, even clean ones
I've mucked out a few stalls. I'm not certain about the larger ones, but a small stable doesn't smell bad if you keep things properly cleaned.
I'm this guy>>1987882
Since I dont stable my horses in my barn, they are alwas out in my pasture, I will amend my thoughts to say I did not consider urine odor in my response.
If left to concentrate and not properly cleaned, I would expect that there could be an unpleasant urine odor in a stable. But I think even that to be not very likely.
>>1987905
yes it is
>>1987416
more
>>1987620
Confirmed been around horses for a total of five minutes. Horses fart a ton, and their farts smell awful. Horse shit doesn't smell but their farts are rancid.
>>1988166
Stablehand here, urine odor in stables can get so bad that it gives foals brain damage.If you stable horses you'll notice stables generally fucking stink of piss, and it's easily fixed by replacing bedding every day but NOBODY does that because nobody gives a shit about horses anymore unless they're losing money.
>>1988938
Isn't that due to the amount of ammonia in horse piss? Aside from daily cleaning, I wonder if vinegar water would help at least a little.
>>1988993
Yeah, it's the ammonia. Could work.
>>1988871
That's kinda hot
>>1989117
Each to their own.
>>1989117
I too get painful erections when thinking about how i'll never be near a disinterested mare's ass while it has horrible gas.
Smelling it up while the animal has no idea of the throbbing seizure my dick is having from its disgusting simple relief.
>>1984777
Trips knows what's up
>>1989458
Daimond Butt, meet Diamond Dick
>>1987416
I find horse flatulence sexy, for I am a pervert.
>>1989583
Do you have any examples?
Those creampies are A+
>>1988938
>>1988993
Horse stalls odor is kept down simply by designing the stall correctly to allow drainage. If a stall drains well, then you can just hose it down with regular water when needed.
Usually people just put down stall mats and expect good drainage, but if you just #YOLO your design, then urine will just get trapped around/under the mats and make an unholy odor that's impossible to be rid of without removing the mats.
You can use vinegar if you're extremely lazy. Vinegar will turn the ammonia into ammonium acetate, which is perfectly safe and does not have the pungent urine smell. The problem with this strategy, is you're band-aiding the problem. You still have poor drainage, which will lead to other issues like rot and wet bedding. Not to mention you're neutralizing the ammonia, which is naturally anti-mold. Mold loves a slightly acidic environment. Guess what you're making by adding vinegar?
>>1987416
Hot
>>1996968
beautiful creampie
Are you the same guy that posted the others?
>>2003558
Who guy and what others?
>want to have sex with a male dog
>no idea where to begin
Any help on that subject? I wanna be mounted by one, not insert anything into one.
>>2010141
Well... I guess the first step would be getting on all four naked. pretty sure the dog knows where to take it from there.
>>2010204
if you're a guy, buy some bad-dragon toys or similar to stretch your ass before you let a dog mount you.
otherwise you're gonna have a bad time. inexperienced dogs will try to jump off right after they climax and pull that huge knot out of your ass. if you haven't stretched yourself out in advance you won't sit right for months!
women generally don't have the same problem as long as the dog finds the right hole first :3
>>2010272
That's very true. Never been interested in male dogs so I didn't even consider that part. Dog dicks are surprisingly long - it's why bitches can take like 10 inches.
>>2009153
I'm talking about >>1982330
>>2010141
If it's 50lbs or smaller, you don't have to worry about much as long as you can take a normal toy.
>50lbs advice:
Get to know a large toy well before thinking about trying.
Don't be afraid to keep the knot out if it feels painful. It shouldn't hurt really at all until he's already locked in you, so you might be having trouble if it hurts while he's humping. Once you start to feel the knot swell up in you, there really is no going back. Don't pull it, even if you think he isn't too big yet. There's a high risk of damaging yourself even if you're pretty stretchy.
If his knot really hurts then grab his hind legs and pull him deeper. Taking pressure of your sphincter will ease the pain.
Some males just won't stay on you, and will try to go ass to ass. Trying to stop him is a losing battle so just help him do it without getting torn apart.
Good luck anon.
>>1944540
Rape is a human construct. Animals have no idea of the concept. If an animal does not want to get jiggy with a hairless ape, and they're not restrained in any way, they will let the ape know.
That said, it's gross as fuck.
>>1985006
You have to understand that the modern concept of "consent" in general has no intellectual foundation. It is merely an ad hoc patch, made to condemn the forms of sex that the society finds icky, but without any logical explanation of why they should be considered icky beyond "the society finds it so" (because once sex for purposes other than procreation is generally accepted as wholesome, such explanation cannot exist). The question of fucking animals illustrates this particularly well: not only anybody who ever raised an dog or a horse can pretty well tell when an animal is consenting to sex, and even fixing an animal in place and raping it rather pales compared to treatment we routiney subject animals to (even in countries where cruelty to housepets might be punishable, we routinely turn dogs into junkies and horses into sausages). But bestiality is icky! Therefore in this matter alone animals suddenly should be treated as if they were human beings and with humans' standards of consent too.
>>2022025
I don't think I've ever read truer words on this site.
Round of applause for this anon.
>>2010141
>want to have sex with a female dog
>no idea where to begin
>>2022025
>You have to understand that the modern concept of "consent" in general has no intellectual foundation.
I would argue it's not about intellect, but empathy. You don't want someone to fuck and/or eat you without asking first, so you extend the same favour to them in return. This is, of course, why the argument falls to pieces when you're talking about animals. You're already eating them without asking their permission, so sex shouldn't be any different. You're absolutely right it's a moral construct, though; that we differ sex from literally everything else. And it's fucking stupid.
>>2022836
Do you own a dog? Is it female? Is it intact (i.e. not sprayed)? Has she had her first heat? If all of those are yes, then you're almost there.
>>2022875
>Has she had her first heat?
What if it's during her first heat?
>>2023048
People tend to say that it's good to leave her alone during her first heat. People in general, that is, not just dog fuckers. It's quite a significant change to her body, and it can be good to let her deal with that on her own. Also, not all bitches are fully mature when they hit their first heat, which can add further complications (especially with pregnancy, but that's another topic I guess). You can still be physical of course - just not in a sexual way.
2-3 months after her first cycle, you could start getting more physical with her. Dog dicks are pretty damn long, knot and all, so naturally dog pussies are made to match that. This means you can easily go balls deep, even if you're pretty far above average. But they're not build for the average human girth. So you'll want to stretch her very gently, over the period of a few weeks up to a few months, before you can insert yourself. And use plenty of lube, at least when you're starting out. Just make sure it's a water-based lube without any unnecessary ingredients. K-Y Jelly or your local equivalent is perfect. Dog clits are usually pretty easy to find (easier to find than pictures of dog anatomy, fuck you Google). If you look at this pic, it's pretty much right where the cervix branches of from the urethra. If your dog starts humping your hand when you rub it, you've found it. That's a good way to get your bitch interested in sex.It should be pretty obvious that it's better to take your time and get her interested, than rush it and potentially get a dog that grows to hate you.
(1/2)
>>2023299
(2/2)
I'm not sure how much you know about dogs, but it's generally good to be extra careful around the end of her heat. Bitches bleed twice per cycle (which lasts in total about 20 days), with a clear period in between. It's during that clear period that she's the most recipient. This is also where you might find male dogs scratching at your door, or trying to dig their way into your garden, so don't let her go out alone. But during that second bleed she can be more likely to catch an infection. It's usually not a thing you need to worry about, but the last thing you want is the vet asking question. So after her clear period, you might want to be extra careful until the cycle ends (8-14 days from that point, usually).
Oh, and during that clear period, her pussy will enlarge, making it easier for you to put it in. And she might even be coming to you for sex. Presenting herself or just trying to get your attention.
>>2023300
Really, it can be worth waiting for the second heat before you try anything. That way you'll know she wants it. If you scratch her just above her tail, and she stand still and raises her tail, that's pretty much the dog version of "jam it in".
>>2022836
What breed is she? How tall/heavy?
There are limits to how small a female dog can be and still be able to have sex with a human safely, even with stretching. I've seen videos with female border collies and that's _really_ pushing it, ideally you want something labrador-sized, german shepherd, siberian husky or larger breeds. There is some individual variation within a breed too.
>>2023471
Very good point, Anon. I completely forgot to mention size.
>>2022872
You can can indicate consent or dissent non verbally though.
If I were sitting at a bar and a girl approached me and started trying to fondle my cock or give me a bj I am perfectly capable of either allowing her to do so or not allowing her to, with no verbal or spoken words at all.
We also seem to have no problem communicating with animals, understanding their feelings and desires on every other matter pertaining to them.
So to claim ignorance of consent in regards to sex is complete bull shit.
>>2023471
From personal experience with many dogs I think even huskies and German Shepherd are on the small side. It can be done, yes. But I think a larger breed would be better.
Cat dick > dog dick tbqh
>>1987416
TFW you will never be the human fart-slave to a bunch of horny mares.
what are some good websites for bestiality
>>2024414
True, too bad many of the largest most wonderful breeds also have the shortest lifespans :(
Maybe a large malamute? Those get pretty old I think and are really beautiful as well!
>>2024823
Yeah. I'm planning to get another malamute some day.
I have one gsd now, going to get another gsd so she has a friend while I'm at work.
>>2010374
Depends on the dog. Average size dogs like labs have human size cocks. They average in the 5-6 inch range. Bigger dogs like Danes and mastiffs can easily be 10 inches and even bigger.
>>2024793
I suggest pornsocket, although you better have your best adblock prepared.
>>2024793
videoszoofilia.org
gaybeast.com
barnlove.com
8 ch net/zoo and /horse
There's also beastforum.com, but if you're looking for horse/dog/dolphin stuff everything worth watching's already reuploaded on one of the other sites, so you should only bother with beastforum if you're looking for something other than those three
>>2024793
the absolute best for high quality videos (and lots of them!) is beasttracker.net, at least if you live in a country where you won't be put behind bars for torrenting dog porn. Which is most countries besides UK, i think.
Any torrent site will have hundreds of gigs to choose from.
It is easier to find on Beast tracker because that is all they list. But you do need an account, and you do need to maintain a good seed ratio.
>>2027618
I haven't bothered looking on beasttracker before
Does it have more obscure animals on there, or is it all just horses and dogs?
>>2029122
Mostly just horses and dogs, and not that much of it either. It's usually the same old reposts you see everywhere.
I just want a good 1080p video of a man fucking a horse than ends in a creampie...
>>2029197
I just want a good video of a guy jerking off a cat to orgasm while playing with his balls, without squeezing his dick like a pimple like the one (1) video that already exists
>>2027618
I just made an account, trying to download something but my client says there's no seeders despite the site saying there's plenty
Am I doing something wrong?
>>2030147
Nevermind, I fixed it
>>2029197
> I just want a good 1080p video of a man fucking a horse than ends in a creampie...
Is 534MB HD enough for you?
mega.
co.
nz/
#!yRBV1azQ!wji2dp0N7h8MdBCbR715KoPZrmSaCVWGEhszwFvb1d8
If I get b& for this I'm going to be so fucking pissed.
>>2032640
>he can't ban evade
>>2032724
I don't a habit out of getting banned. Plus I have VPNs, but literally every IP is permabanned.
>>2032771
You could just use your phone
Mobile networks are usually, if not always dynamic IPs
>>2032771
Protip:
When posting questionable content do it from a phone that's not connected to your wifi.
>>2032640
That is good quality.
I do that all the time but it would be weird to have someone there filming it like that.
>>2032836
>>2032849
> Be me
> Looking to buy a house
> Find a good one way the fuck out in the sticks
> Shit's pretty great
> Quiet, beautiful, cheap land
> Only downside is there's basically no cell service
> Buy the house and deal with it
Using a booster with a ridiculously sized antenna I can get enough service to make a call. Internet is just impossible.
>>2032902
Also you might go to jail. Blackstratu5 did. His wife probably fucked him over though. Not 100% on the details.
>>2032980
Yeah, I rarely post anything of me or my animals.
I almost never even take pics of them like that.
>>2033027
It's for the best. Stay safe anon.
Why does bestiality have to be illegal?
Trying to legalize it and dealing with the attention it'd draw to zoophiles as a result it's more effort than it's worth, I just wish it was never illegal in the first place
>>2033109
it's illegal because of religion.
>>2033142
But why
>>2033300
Because religion is about controlling and conforming.
it is intolerant of anything different.
>>2033322
But why bestiality
>>2033332
Because it's different.
>>2033360
Well, at the very least I suppose I should count my blessings that the only difficulties my fetish being illegal poses is simply a lack of porn, as severe as it is
I can still diddle my pets without any real trouble
>>2033322
>>2033142
I could go on for hours about why religion is costing the world so much and why it is the root of most of the evils in this world these days. But I didn't want to bring it into the situation and because I tend to be long winded, exaggerate, and yet be ambiguous about my main purposes.
But I totally agree that it's about conforming and being controlled, and it's the main reason why our sexuality is so fucked.
TFW no "Legend of Zelda" horse-fucking game.
I love the thought of Link with Epona.
>>2035325
Yessssssss
Link?
(Pun semi-intended)
>>2035384
>TFW no "Legend of Zelda" horse-fucking game
>asking for a link to something that doesnt exist
Do you even read bruh?
How would a dog feel after someone bang him?
Like, would he had an emotional benefit from that?
>>2035873
Absolutely, you won't find a more loyal, calm and loving dog than one that gets sex from his owner. It can make them annoyingly horny and pushy though, as well as becoming way too protective so make sure to teach him boundaries for when that kind of behaviour is OK :)
>>2035916
Personal experience?
Well that's interesting, I was thinking that it would be like a shocking experience or something, but if it works for the benefit of the dog...
Although, there's no way I could a dog atm, besides that I don't own him, he's just a little chihuahua.
>>2035384
astro go hom, yr drnnk
>>2033109
To be fair, at least in America, all the charges of it I see are always tacked on to something else. So unless you're trespassing, have CP, or are causing noticeable damage to yourself or your partner, you won't really be noticed.
>>1960570
>>1960594
>>1960715
Did you just insinuate that fucking a dolphin is factible?
Holy shit that turns me on for some strange reason.
PD:I wonder how delicious would be penetrate a mare pussy.
>>2038067
Dolphins are indeed factible. Good fucking luck getting with one though.
Anons, tell me how fucking a mare does feel?
>>2049491
Not very different from fucking a human in most ways.
Except the winking.
>>2056331
>>2056337
WOW
>>2058567
>liking anthro
>>2058740
Perhaps you should post some nonanthro content then.
>>2058740
I'm not picky I like both
I like how this thread is going
>>2065721
Might as well call it the /trash/ zoo thread in the next OP. Assuming it will continue on for more threads.
>>2065844
That will get it deleted
literally last thread bump
>>1971626
That's fucking cool. I'd love to have a horse son to teach him to run on the fields, munch some grass and fuck biches.
Does anyone know how to stretch a bitch? I have a border collie and I don't want to hurt her.
>>2089508
You don't, not really. She's already plenty stretchy and will take you if she's an adult and you aren't a monster.
The tightness is all muscle. You just gotta have her real relaxed. Remember it's going to be strange and new for her, so just move at her pace.
>>2092882
I see, I've recently introduced her to sex(only fingering) but she loves it till now, the only problem is having my bed trashed every time after I make her cum.
>>2095704
You have to make your bed after fingering your dog to orgasm? Oh no.
>>2095835
My bed is queen sized so it's a hell of a job to make it.
>>2096012
Sounds to me like you're frustrated. Teach her to satisfy you orally in return and you won't mind the bed anymore.
>>2096029
How does one do that?
>>2096243
Just get her to lick your junk? Most dogs seem to enjoy doing that even without being asked to.
>>2096271
Well yeah, but I was talking about the intermediate.
>>1960940
I would be owning a horse just for ssx though. Is that cruel?
>>2097045
Not if it's properly cared for. Groomed, fed, excercised, feet trimmed. People own a lot of horses as pets that never get ridden.
One of mine is a pony too small for an adult to ride. She's the one I have sex with most often because of no bucket required.
>>1951002
This one
>>1951002
If we're talking realistic cartoon horses then I'd say Epona from The Legend of Zelda games.
If MLP is included, I'd say Princess Luna.
How does one go about purchasing an intact female dog anyway?
When I searched online it seems most places will spay them outright or make you sign a contract, so what are some of the best options /trash/.
>>2111522
Strays or direct contact with breeders
>>2112361
Damn no way am I going to mess with random strays.
What do you say when you talk to the breeders? I do have some real concerns. Like when you take out the sex organs you take out the main source of sex hormones and the health of the creature is negatively effected.
>>2117217
>"ay yo hook me up with dat sweet dog pussy faм"
>>2097370
Jogging with your little horse wife, winding down and brushing her, sharing a snack that turns into kissing, fawning over her hooves and her tail, checking every inch of her, braiding her mane and sharing breath! It all sounds like the life man
>>2117217
> See a stray
> Make sure it's really a stray
> Take it to a vet for exam and vaccination.
> They' test for worms, mites, and other common stray diseases
> Find some shit, treat some shit
> Behold, a healthy dog
How hard is that? The vet might try to push sterilization on you. Don't drop your spaghetti, just say "I'll think about it".
>>2111522
>make you sign a contract
How will they know if you ignore the contract?
>>2111522
Move to a country where cutting out parts of animals isn't seen as a matter of course? But even in the US you can find breeders willing to sell intact dogs, as long as you sign a contract, and answer a few questions. Just saying "there's no conclusive evidence that bitches benefit from spraying, and there's in fact some research saying the opposite" should be enough. As long as you're buying a dog to buy a dog, and the sex is just a fun bonus, you shouldn't have any problems. Don't buy a dog purely for sex.
And as far as the contract goes, isn't that just "I promise not to breed this dog, and if I do I acknowledge that the puppies won't be listed in the family tree" or something similar? It's set up so you can't buy a puppy and start competing with the breeder using their own "product".
>>2120156
The won't, but you can't register any new puppies as full breeds or whatever. They're written off as bastards, essentially.
>>2120214
>Move to a country where cutting out parts of animals isn't seen as a matter of course?
What countries are these?
>>2120445
Most of Europe, I think. I can't speak for everywhere, of course, but where I live it's up to the owner to castrate or spray their pets. When you buy a dog you take it around the 7-10 week mark (I forget, but a puppy is supposed to say with its mother for X weeks before you can pick it up), and then *you* are responsible for whatever happens next. Puppies do come with the base vaccinations and ID chip and all that, but if you want it fixed, you have to take care of it. This all assumes you go through a licensed breeder, of course.
>>1987416
I'd inhale that, rim her deeply, and fuck that shitty asshole of hers.
>>2120731
So would I. Gassy, raunchy mares are the best.
>>2117217
most "breeders" on craigslist and such are of the backyard/milling variety who don't give a fuck about the animal or contracts, selling one without shots/neutering is a win for them since it saves $
I wish fat ferals (not IRL ones, just written and drawn) were more popular.
In what countries is legal to a dog or a mare?
>not even JTRHNBR
disgusting
>>2132317
Even if you do move to a non-backwater shithole country where it's legal, don't count on it staying that way
>>2132317
Colombia probably. They fuck asses by the time they're 14.
And I don't mean anal sex.
>>2133072
>not fucking your stallion in the ass
>>2132317
Hell, you can do it anywhere. The shithole of a country I live in, if they (normies) catch you, they'll most likely linch your ass or even castrate you. If the law catches you it's only a small fine for animal cruelty. My advice? Don't fuck your animals on an open field.
>>2135662
>>2132345
You have ruined my plans, anons
But those are good points
>>2137853
Not wanting to rain on your parade, I'm just telling you to be careful. Fuck your dog at home and your horse in the barn. Me and my bitch have been doing this for years and nobody noticed it, well except maybe the lack of a girlfriend but idgaf.
>>2138475
That's a lot of ass
>>1944370
>tfw this thread really makes you want to get a husky bitch but its not possible as you already have a dog and wouldn't be able to take care of another for maybe 8 more years
Damn I'll be in my 40's by the time I get a chance to be with a real bitch
I had a girlfriend who introduced me to zoophilia. She was sucking her doberman while I was fucking him.
She dumped me today, and now I'm considering buying a female dog to love and mate to, probably a Husky or Saarloos Wolfhound. She will never let me down at least.
Any advices or experiences on the matter? I love lupoid races, but I don't have a huge garden like advised. Would she be that unhappy without exterior space even if I go on long walks with her?
Does bitches have a sex drive? Will she will ask for it, or will I have to initiate it everytime?
>>2140070
>Saarloos Wolfhound
Check that they are legal to own in your city/state, some ban them considering them too close to wolves still
Huskys can live just about anywhere so long as they get plenty of activity, that means more than walks as they get bored easy. You need to play with them frequently as well, fetch or whatever to keep them emotionally healthy. Huskys are very social so if you are going to be at work most of the day I'd recommend not getting one.
Sex drive is individual to each dog, some love sexy time, some may only show interest close to their heat, and others still may just have no interest at all. If the bitch does have a sex drive and she knows she can come to you for sex then they will ask for it... it can even become a nuisance so be sure to establish boundaries. You should be careful if you do initiate it being sure that your dog really wants it otherwise you'll be a rapist and they'll hate you for it.
>>2140240
>they will ask for it
>should be careful if you do initiate it
Not guy you're replying to but now I'm curious......please explain these concepts further.
How do you initiate? How do you gauge a response?
>>2140330
When they are asking for sex they can be quite obvious, grinding their rear into your groin, pawing at groin, sitting on your face (I had a problem with my Shepherd doing this sometimes when I'd lay on the couch), tail flagging you and so on.
Initiating it yourself there are plenty of queues which mean 'no', tail tucking and ear pinning, pulling away, tensing up, snarling or growling obviously as well as other body language. If I don't get at least one go ahead for her I don't do anything and even then I take it in steps from very neutral cues such as sniffing behind her ears and cheeks, to foreplay which starts with belly rubs to playing with her teats (Which I can't do when shes in heat as they are too sensitive and it turns her off), to a little Cunnilingus, fingering and then if shes still interested sex.
>>2140653
.....hot.
>>2140829
Not always, cunnilingus comes with a certain hazard namely shes a thrasher at climax. She's given me a bloody nose more than once.
>>2141302
What? How?
>>2142312
Like I said she's a thrasher when she cums and sometimes my face gets smacked by her hips in the excitement. You'd be surprised how strong 55lbs of German Shepherd is especially with her on top. I get a little more heads up with her on her back but even then I can get caught off guard by finding just the right spot and get a good hip buck right to the nose. First time she scratched me up pretty good with her claws too which is why I recommend wearing a shirt if you ever try it.
Are there such things as slutty mares? I know sluts are a human concept but hearing a mare called one is really hot
>>2142455
Every bitch I've ever met has been a thrasher. Tornado climaxes is just a thing they do.
>>2143013
Your fantasy is justified. Most in-heat mares are total sluts. They're also really good at getting males to fuck them what with the flagging, winking, nipping, etc. Yes this includes human males.
>>2147461
if you are going to bump, post pics
>>2147498
I love when I got my shepherd on her back like this, the faces she makes are priceless
>>2147506
>>2147512
>>2147516
Those are some great pictures, thanks Anon.
>>2147662
>>2147666
>>2147670
>>2139621
it's like fucking a black chick without the sass
How do you make to please your dog at the same time you do?
Is the same as with women?
>>2155437
>that grammar
I want the brazilians to leave
>>2155558
apology for poor english
how made you to cum dogs?
>>2155731
sex
