Welcome to the One Hundred and Seventh Classy Games!
I'll have 36 of you. Ready...go.
Squid Girl
Classy Beerus
>>1935382
Neptune!
>>1935382
Machi
Chitoge
>>1935382
Maria and Harusame
The Mistake of God
Peacock
Kneesocks
Classy Ringding
Classy Miku
>>1935382
Kergerenko
Miyabi
Link
Misogi Kumagawa
>>1935382
Classy Garnet
Meme
Unclassy Goat
Kaine
The Long Range Combatant Whose Sole Purpose Is To Be Used By Bragging Idiots
Classy Raven
Only if the number of posters is appropriate.
A Traveler
Matsuda
Dignity
>>1935382
Spike
>>1935382
Ririchiyo
Kuga
Kamina
Blue Beetle
Tifa Lockhart
Gunner
Prince
Misaki Mei
The Booties
Ambulance
GRODD
Classy Dazzle
Kaiki
Ursula Hartmann
Kino
Takumi
>>1935382
Alice Margatroid
>>1935382
Mirai
>>1935382
Shintaro
>>1935449
You're taking my spot.
>>1935403
>>1935356
...Honestly, it never troubled me. I had my devotion to the cause, and that was all that mattered to me. I'd been single-minded, really.
Emília
>>1935371
Oh stars...
These nevi and the monsters I fight may be one in the same.
>>1935454
Are you sure? You really don't have to do that...
Late Lapis fucking Lazuli
>>1935455
I heard that being single-minded in a war, could cause problems. I guess I was wrong.
>>1935465
I want to do it.
>>1935462
A-are you sure about that? Are you a shifter?
Nevi are natural enemies of shifters.
Late Jonathan Joestar
>>1935474
Okay... If you're sure! Thanks, Miyabi-san!
>>1935476
I am Shifter man Jeager. Greetings fellow shifter. What kind of titan do you turn into?
>>1935382
It on all occasions brings me a reaction of satisfaction and enjoyment when such an activity of set rule is tailored to one persons of such class as which to be as high as mine.
>>1935482
>Drowns them all in one fell swoop
Do I win?
>>1935480
It's not a problem... uh... girl.
>>1935482
I think it would be wise to listen to this man.
One roster.
Here beginneth the review.
>>1935476
In what context? I can change my shape if that's what you're asking.
>>1935470
If your goal was to be late, you surely succeeded in that.
>>1935482
Then give me some, or else no fight.
>>1935498
Looks good.
>>1935498
>>1935500
I just got home.
>>1935506
>Crap!
>>1935482
Don't bother.
>>1935498
No apparent errors
Looks good to go Hostess
>>1935498
Looks good Raven.
>>1935484
I don't transform. More like a...gravity shifter.
>>1935500
Well, sorta..As you can obviously tell, I can shift gravity.
But as far as I'm aware, I'm not able to actually transform into anything.
>>1935474
Well, I'm just a grunt, a mere mobile suit pilot...I wouldn't really know. The war ended while I was stuck here, on New Year's Day. I, uh...had fallen in to a bit of violent depression.
>>1935498
This Earthnoid? Very well.
>>1935498
The presentation representing of a group of persons is as measured by me to be adequate as it performs all the duties as such one would expect of a provider of entertainment
>>1935491
「You won a life full of misery and regret over the fact that you murdered innocent people, nothing else.」
>>1935496
「It's the perfect plan. I never expected that someone like me could come up with such brilliant idea.」
>>1935502
>>1935515
「Sorry, but I never had intentions to do it for real. I just wanted to see you guys in those.」
「Good luck at not being useless and late people next time.」
>>1935511
You're forcing my hand, Lazuli...
>>1935498
Swap me for >>1935470
>>1935498
Ready!
>>1935498
I suppose I could simply spectate.
>>1935498
>>1935442
Swap if possible...just pretend I don't exist at all and give her my spot.
>>1935498
To be in the presence with such a beauty, I pray the "Voice of the Gods" will fare me well.
>>1935498
Something came up, so if you'd be so kind and swap me with whoever. I'm the Ambulance, just so we're on the same page.
>>1935498
Why must I be stuck in a district with these children.
>>1935527
Oh please, a man with such refined tastes as yourself could surely run for president, if need be.
>>1935529
This is why you're the best Leader garnet. As soon as I float back up to the surface, i'll swear my loyalty to you and the gems.
Miyabi out, Mirai in. Garnet out, Lapis in. Nymph in, Ambulance out.
Here enedth the review. Bloodbath next.
>>1935506
Surely you meant out.
>>1935498
「No panties, no spot give away. So by the looks of it my worthless self will have to be in this round.」
>>1935498
I guess I should class up. It gives me a better shot at winnink, right ~de geso?
>>1935524
Whoa... I didn't know losing a battle, could cause you to go into a depression. You must've really cared for what you were fighting for.
>>1935544
Damn it, i'm not good at talking to people. It was an honest mistake.
>>1935527
...
>Takes out Fuujin Bow.
>>1935523
All of this infomation is troubling.
(I can't believe they were able to get that far)
Do you happen to have a core from them?
>>1935542
Not like there's much competition out there for best leader. Do great out there.
>>1935553
It wasn't a battle, it was the entire WAR!
...But yes. Zeon's quest for independence was the sole, driving purpose of my life.
>>1935561
Sorry, unfortunately not, cause to actually kill them you have to..well, smash it.
And so we begin...
The Sniper and Chitoge engage in a lovely duet. Kaine lets Link be the strong, silent type. Speaking of silent, the Bloodbath was nearly silent, save for a case of mistaken identity...
>>1935541
「President? I was thatÓ for a little time, Student Council President!」
「But I didn't have to "run" for it, I just had to "screw" the right people to get the position!」
>>1935558
「Is this a standoff? Wait a second let me do this!」
>pulls out a gigantic screw from thin air
「There.」
>>1935482
I think I'll abstain from participating in your depraved and despicable proposal.
>>1935558
NOHRIAN SCUM
>>1935579
>thatÓ
*「that」
>>1935574
Off we go!!!
>>1935587
Yes Nohrian scum and all that.
>>1935572
(I'm going to guess that Zeon is her... home? Something like that.)
That doesn't sound healthy at all. Having one driving purpose in life.
>>1935574
「It's time to run with the speed light to get to the finish before the Main Characters!」
>>1935581
「Getting rejected and in such well-mannered way can easily crush a man's heart.」
「Too bad I don't have one of those.」
>>1935574
If you do little work, you get nothing; I'll make sure of it.
>>1935574
Off I go, as far as the wind shall take me.
>>1935579
You..screwed them? Oh, please, give me the details.
>pulls out a journal and a pen
>>1935573
(Much like the corrupted gems!)
*takes in a deep breath*
Kat. Are you certain you can handle these monsters?
Hmm, I should really rewrite that event so the names show up. Oh well, the death is still just as valid. Oh, will you look at that, it's an amush...with dignity! The Traveler apparently has some issues to settle...hopefully they can get resolved quickly. Tanaka, you dolt! I've already got somebody. Take that abomination away!
>>1935574
Classiness is overrated anyways...
>>1935617
Of course! I may not look it, but I can kick some real butt.
>>1935579
What are talking about?
I'll try to do this more easier...
>Takes out and Equips a Bow
>takes an arrow and fires
>>1935587
Nohrians must pay for their actions...
you heard me!
>>1935619
Hey, all mine!
>>1935610
「You know the feeling when you just have to get behind a girl and pierce them with one multiple thrusts?」
「Well I got the same feeling with the entire student council.」
>>1935619
「I'm sure that I can be the only one who's fit for such classy girl. Just look at my perfect... I think I should just stop talking.」
>>1935619
Don't fuck with a water witch.
>>1935602
...It was all I had, after all, like I said.
>She stares skyward, glancing around before pointing in one specific place in the sky
That way, I believe, is where we were. Where we still are. I don't know how we did it, but...in a way, even though we lost, we won.
>>1935619
Why did I even bother coming to this party in the first place. You people really need to be more clear on what I should be wearing to the party. I'll be leaving now.
And so we have seven in this first group of the ded.
>>1935574
>Hums
>>1935619
Well maybe a thought of playing games would be there.
>>1935636
>She looks to where the lady was pointing at.
Space? You live in space?
>>1935634
>「one multiple 」
*「multiple」
>>1935629
>blocks it with his head like a real man
>it pierces his skull
「I see, so we will take turns at attacking? So it's my turn now!」
「Let's see my first strike...」
>stabs himself through his own stomach with the screw
「Will be this...Your turn again.」
Meme has a fancy bird to snuggle with, and it's not me, thank goodness. Dignity tries to kill two more, but the Professor steps in and thwarts the plot. Riri looks good in black, though I'm sure Machi and Goat would not agree.
>>1935628
I see. I'll hold you to it. If you've ever need help with them, I could help. If my guess is correct, then they can be a handful.
>>1935634
Ohmygod yes! Of course, of course I understand that feeling more than ever.
I could only pity a man who can't come to respect the spectacle that is a woman's backside.
>>1935660
How nice of him.
>>1935652
Of course! The Principality...no, the Republic of Zeon now, I believe. Side Three, the furthest grouping of space colonies from Earth!
>>1935660
Earthnoid literature...strange,
>>1935660
I have a lot of dealings with gangs and the mafia.
How's your life?
>>1935664
I would not recommend using the adjective, "spectacle," in that manner if you wish to keep your head on your shoulders.
>>1935660
「Did you guys just invite me to a party? Me? I feel like I can die from happiness right now.」
>>1935664
「Well one of them was a guy and I "screwed" any part of them that I could see.」
「It was quite the specticle. "Screwing" so many people in so little time.」
>>1935660
Sometimes the simplest plans are the most effective.
>>1935674
Space colonies... that sounds so far out, but it sounds like it can actually happen. Wait, why haven't I heard about this Zeon, or space colonies?
Alright, people...who's the best Titan? On a related note, blondie made a good decision to stay away.
>>1935682
>「specticle」
「I give up. I lost even at this...」
「Time to go and be a failure somewhere else...」
>>1935660
I couldn't even detect your presence, Riri; and your combat skills aren't too bad either. Impressive, but you wouldn't be so lucky if we had fought face to face.
>>1935680
E-Edea?
>>1935682
Well, we all have our preferences I suppose.
I must learn from you, master. How can I screw so many people in so little time?
>>1935687
Huehuehue
>>1935688
Raven of course, and it's not because she's the host and will have me killed if I say anyone else, totally not....
>>1935680
>adjective
Pay more attention in school, anon.
>>1935688
Ill keep my distance from the teenage dragon that has relationship issues
>>1935688
I already know how to waltz, thank you very much.
what kind of noble lady doesn't know how to waltz?
>>1935700
Just someone who has your best interests at heart. It's not exactly a flattering description, spectacle. A fatal car accident is a spectacle.
Respects for Machi and Unclassy Goat.
It doesn't matter how much dignity you have...you'll be no match for a planet.
>>1935707
>Not again!!
>>1935687
Odds are? We're not from the same...reality, or whatever you may call it. What's the year on your calendar?
...This is assuming you use the "AD" from Earth's middle ages.
>>1935700
「I don't know. Most of the time I just walk up to them and "stab" them with my "thing".」
「It's pretty easy.」
>>1935716
Its... Thats fine... Really.
>>1935716
It's too cold so...
>>1935707
>cracks whip
>>1935716
DIOS MIOS!
I TOLD YOU IT WAS A BAD IDEA, I-WE COULD'VE DIED!
>>1935710
Hm, I think what caused the mix up was the use of the word in an adjective like manner, rather than confusion over what an adjective is.
>>1935718
It's 2016... no 'AD' attached.
>>1935716
>>1935730
「It was your idea, so it wasn't my fault. Now stop shouting like a madman. It's annoying.」
>>1935716
Looks like I don't have dignity anymore.
So the little one doesn't know how to work with land mines. Good to know. And...*sigh*
You know what, I don't feel like saying anything else about this day. I'm just gonna lie down...
>>1935715
>that analogy
Oh, I know exactly who you are now.
Why don't you show that cute little face of yours?
>>1935720
A-are you sure? I mean, it's not as simple as just...walking up to them.
Unless, I've been doing something terribly wrong.
>>1935735
It was totally not my idea, because I'm totally not stupid.
>>1935716
To hell with it, I'll just use a heat hawk to clear space for a camp!
>>1935732
A.D., Common Era, whatever. Our calendar is currently 0080 of the Universal Century, or about...2150 on your own.
>>1935742
Sanya's over behind that rock hiding from a bear
You better hurry and save her
>>1935742
T-that's not even how I was created!! you jerk!!! I'll get the food myself then!
>>1935744
You gonna ruin my street cred you tell anyone bout this shit, Ring-a-ding
>>1935707
Five more for the graveyard.
Test
>>1935742
「I don't know who wrote my lines this "issue", but I really like that guy.」
>>1935744
「Well it's not that hard. Simply move your legs one after the other and it will work out.」
「Of course permission isn't needed from them, it's not about them enjoying it anyway.」
「Just grab the screw and push it throught their stomach.」
>>1935746
「Really? I don't remember coming up with an idea like that and you were the other brain in the action, so...」
「It must have been you, because it wasn't my fault!」
>>1935747
(The year 2150!? Is that really possible? Wait, she did say something about other worlds... so maybe it isn't far off)
What kinda of things can I expected... in the Universal Century?
>>1935757
But I know better then to mess with crazy magical forces, It had to be you, you're obviously just feigning ignorance!
Just what do you take us for, Mirai? Get the heck outta here! Miku's crime doesn't go unpunished, and Link has a new ladyfriend.
>>1935755
Yee
>>1935750
Your secret is safe with me.
>>1935757
Through their...stomach?
Apologies for doubting you thus far, but I think we're talking about two very different things.
>>1935768
C'mon, I was just messing around...
>>1935768
Getting pretty purple in here.
Cheating? I would never! All skill, baby. Mr. Hat gets quite the prize from the squid. Kuga uses his silver tongue to do in the red lady. Gunner lives up to the name, via blow dart gun, or something.
>>1935761
First and foremost, mankind has ascended to the stars! We've finally started leaving our mother, as we were always destined to, and begun our transition towards our next step in evolution.
...Save for those Earthnoids who're unwilling to leave, and would rather keep their souls weighed down by it's gravity.
>>1935768
>>1935776
THIS IS LEWD, LEWD, LEWD!!
>>1935782
Goddamn it, Kuga.
>>1935768
>>1935775
I don't like being accused. But I did eat all the snacks.
>>1935766
「You don't make any sense at all. It couldn't be me if it wasn't my fault.」
「If it wasn't my fault, it must have been your fault. It's pretty simple.」
>>1935768
「Time to develop one. It's never too late to suffer even more.」
>>1935774
「Well not just their stomach. You can use any part of them.」
「You can screw their...」「Eyes.」「Legs.」「Skull.」「Butt.」「Chest.」
>>1935774
And don't call me cute. Don't need them kinda rumors floatin around. Save it for Ricky.
>>1935782
「...」
「It's a boring place.」
>>1935783
That sounds exciting. But I rather be on earth really, I just can't leave it. It won't sit well with me.
>>1935785
>>1935782
St-stop! That's not a hat ~de geso!
Another three for your viewing pleasure...
>>1935809
I was hungry, no need to get upset.
>>1935804
H-how could you say such a thing?! You don't know what it's like, dammit. It's this...this freedom, this utter elation! Not only for the physical, but....Mankind cannot continue to burden their mother any longer.
>>1935809
can you whack my ass with a leek, miku?
The memes are no more. You're welcome. Bateman's back, and he wants four more of you to bite the dust! Speaking of biting the dust, more than one person ran afoul of me...
(Happy St. Patricks day)
>>1935782
Ya, Moving your queen twice in 1 turn is sure skillful
>>1935823
Well thats one way to do it
but it is kind of...
Everywhere
>>1935814
No more snacks for you.
>>1935821
Now you're just talking crazy
>>1935824
Happy Saint Patties indeed!
I can finally post this image!
>>1935816
What are you talking about? We aren't being a burden to our planet. Sure we don't... make the best choices, but it's our home regardless of things we do.
>>1935834
Nice rack.
>>1935824
>tfw you always wear green, so St. Patricks is just a normal day
>>1935830
What do you mean crazy? I just want you to smack me with a leek! You don't even need to choose my ass, choose any part of me. I've been a bad boy who needs a spanking.
>>1935824
Have you prayed to your lord and savior Dagda the good god?
We'll navigate our way around the peace to get to the deaths. If you see yourself looking back at you, then you weren't quite classy enough.
>>1935840
It's not about wearing green, it's about getting shitfaced at like nine in the morning.
>>1935846
I tried Garnet...I tried...
>>1935784
(you already have this?)
>>1935824
HAPPY PATTIES DAY!
Now wheres the booze!
Sorry, Link. Your luck has run out. Maybe you should've worn black?
>>1935830
What? Why?!
>>1935823
Hey, those were mine!
>>1935841
....Absolutely not.
>>1935852
This guy, knows his shit.
>>1935854
I know. You can't really do anything about events like that though.
>>1935865
Because I said so!
>>1935836
All we've done to it is harm it.
...Most of all in what happened during the opening stages of our war.
>>1935846
...Huh.
A Feast at any hour is still a welcome event, wouldn't you say?
>>1935865
Key word being "were".
>>1935860
And my loss streak continues.
>>1935860
>>1935823
「Looks like I wasn't classy enough for this. I'm not surprised about that at all.」
>>1935852
And Shamrock Shakes!
>>1935852
I know that, but I'm a family man, I can't go out and get shitfaced anymore, I got responsibilities!
>>1935856
>No I do not, thanks fampai.
>>1935860
>I wish I had a picture saved of the evil mirror world Kuro. That's a thing that happens.
>>1935792
I'll have to stick with the trivial parts of women for now, though I can respect your taste.
>>1935800
I don't recall ever being in contact with one named "Ricky".
Just another one of the women whose faces have come to pass my memory.
>>1935824
Happy *hic* saint..*hic* patricks day!
..*hic* brave..bikini..Edea..fine *hic* figure..round..
>>1935887
It is quite painful
wow holy shit you guys are still fucking here
>>1935866
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy not
>>1935897
>Implying we're gonna die anytime soon.
What do you get when you cross chivalry with a bad foot joke? The final two, that's what!
Spike, it's been a pleasure working with you, but I have a feeling that this will change. I wonder if you still remember that whole cabin episode...
>>1935897
As are you, isn't that a crazy thing?
>>1935881
You're right about that, but I still wouldn't give up on it and leave.
>>1935895
This nigga right here
A last look at the many people who just couldn't hack it. There will be one more to add to the list. Will it be me or the dragon?
>>1935909
nothing wrong with a little death, anon
>>1935911
i'm not
i dont even know when the last time i was here
>>1935910
You...stupid...Earthnoids!
>>1935893
>That sounds amazing
>>1935917
It's too precious for us to remain! At the very least...it needs time to heal.
>>1935903
Because it's awful, I could never bring harm to a leak which is what would happen if I hit you with one.
Oh well.
Farewell.
Die soon why don't ya?
>>1935932
*Leek
>>1935937
No u.
I guess he did remember the whole cabin episode...well met, dragon.
>>1935937
No u
>>1935929
Hmm... I can understand that. I would like to see what is out there... in space and all.
>>1935949
Good Job
>>1935949
Good job Spike.
Thanks for hosting, Raven.
>>1935932
But aren't you supposed to eat leeks? That would bring harm to them!
>>1935949
Congrats Sir Spike!!!
Thank you for hosting Raven!!!!
>>1935949
Thanks for hosting
I guess I can't be too disappointed in the result. Or can I...anyway, good going on your second win in these games, Spike. In fact, you're the second consecutive repeat winner. There must be something in the water.
>>1935949
「Thank you for letting me lose again, even if I bet victory tastes better, but who am I to know that?」
>>1935949
Congrats, thanks for hosting.
>>1935929
>Found it.
>>1935966
What an idea, I bet you also think the sky is blue and that the sun is hot!
The Placements
>>1935960
...If nothing else. Erhm...sorry if I got a bit...angry about that. I've, uh, been struggling with keeping...well, neutral, I suppose, towards Earthnoids.
>>1935975
Congratulations, ace!
>Thanks for having us Raven
>>1935984
>The lack of body/body visibility confuses and amuses me
>>1935949
>>1935975
He just can't stop winning these. Well done Spike.
Thanks for the event, Raven.
>>1935990
>>1935985
B-but you can't do that! You're going to hurt the leek.
>>1935991
Why are you calling me an Earthnoid?
>>1935990
>HA!
>>1935991
>The only other view of them is from behind. There is more focus on another character during these events in the mirror world.
>>1935896
Very.
>>1935988
Congrats dungeon boss and thank you for hosting Raven.
And the stats.
Spike, your portrait shall arrive sometime fairly soon. As for the rest of you, thank you for watching and/or playing, and thanks for having me in return. If there is a host ready, you may proceed.
>>1936005
The only person with any leek authority is me anon!
>>1936007
I'm not Kuro! Bwhahahahahaha!
>>1935990
>Pfffsh.
>>1936016
O-okay sorry. You don't have to yell.
>>1936016
I have a megaphone too ~de geso!