LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF /TRASH/, IT IS NOW TIME FOR YOUR MAIN EVENT.
YOUR CHAMPION, NANASHI, DEFENDS HIS TITLE AGAINST 47 OTHER SUPERSTARS, IN THE HUNGER GAMES SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRSSSSSSLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5xw4IuVx1k
Mii Swordfighter
Erica Hartmann
Dean Remover KO
Squid Girl
>>1922160
Maria and Harusame
Matsuda
Meme Cat
>>1922160
Kiyotaka Ishimaru!
Sans Cena
Alter Saber
King Knight
>>1922160
Bikko
>>1922160
Ririchiyo
Link
The Volcanic Viper
Bob
Vic Viper
UNUSED CHARACTER
Ougi Oshino
Alvin
>>1922160
Shinobu
>>1922160
Timegazer Magician
Machi
>>1922160
Ema Skye
Yung Venuz
Kneesocks
>>1922160
Garnet
Outcast
Akatsuki Ousawa
Kuga
>>1922160
Aussa the Earth Charmer
![[Underwater] Another 01 6998.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GUgAazn.jpg "[Underwater] Another 01 6998.jpg")
Misaki Mei
Meme
Unwanted Child
>>1922160
Fujiwara no Mokou
Mii Gunner
Touko Fukawa
The Booties
>>1922160
Jotaro Kujo
Remove me if needed.
Goodnight.
A Traveler
Eggman-kun
The White Witch
Josh
Blue Beetle
Kaine
Iceberg-chan
Pantsu
>>1922160
Radical Taoist
Marco
>>1922167
I assume it relates toward school..good night Haku.
Izaya Orihara
Yukine
Miyabi
Chaika
>>1922222
Checked
Why do people stick around to bitch instead of hosting themselves or just fucking off somewhere else? I only host when I feel like it and that isn't every day I'm here.
Dean's bed
>>1922183
CUTE
U
T
E
john cena aka cracka barrel aka pottawatomie massacre aka frosty flakes aka forty-seven aka the hammer aka tron aka sergeant mcdonalds aka general british aka thundercock aka the jackal aka david blaine aka gozer the gozerian aka pumpkin nuts yo wassup wassup
>>1922127
Skim through it first. Get the general feel for it, and then dive into it! There is nothing wrong with having a little fun while reading a book about rules!
>>1922144
I live far, far away from here, Sir! I journeyed here knowing full well that I would be away from my parents for a long amount of time!
>>1922147
Moral Compass, Mr. Joestar! The name is Kiyotaka Ishimaru, and it is a pleasure to meet someone like you!
>>1922230
>>1922227
>>1922223
>>1922212
>>1922184
>>1922175
>>1922163
>Posting filler in Superslam
>>1922248
>bitching
>>1922256
I'm not cute...
>>1922144
I don't need any help, I can find some shelter on my own.
>>1922219
>Like I said, I aim to please
>>1922270
>bitching about bitching about bitching
>>1922186
Spotlight-chan?
>>1922246
That Chaika, not real! Real Chaika, here!
>>1922249
(such a lovely place, such a lovely place, such a lovely face...)
>>1922247
You find mere repeating numbers entertaining?
I always find myself disappointed in the human race every chance they get.
>>1922272
Yes you are
>stamps your head saying cute
>>1922144
>>1922188
Things're great right now, I'd say.
>>1922147
>>1922216
Yeesh. Problematic, indeed....
Seeya 'round, then!
>>1922137
>>1922174
Pfft. A precious'un.
>>1922190
Been a while since I've seen ya 'round. Welcome back, I reckon.
>>1922218 (Kamui)
>She smiles
If nothin' else I'm gonna be tryin' my damnedest 'ta make sure ya don't go overboard one way or another.
>>1922291
Not all'a us find it that important.
>>1922277
Good job m8.
I assume that protag is named Tidus as well?
>>1922283
u-uhh... yeah! I-I'm good at, uhh, b-boxing!
>>1922285
This Chaika lie! Real Chaika here!
>>1922160
I hope you bastards are ready to lose. Because I ain't giving this belt up!
Lateril
OKAY WHICH ANON SHITPOSTER CALLED ME A LITERAL WHO? I'LL KILL HIM
>>1922302
I remember i named him shuyin once.
>>1922314
Who?
>>1922267
>shitting on my only ava
THIS IS AN ELIMINATION MATCH, AND IS FOR THE HUNGER GAMES SUPERSLAM CHAMPIONSHIP.
INTRODUCING FIRST, THE ROSTER.
CHECK IT.
SWAP IT.
>>1922291
Ay lady, I just appreciate the finer things in life.
>>1922314
I don't know who you are either
>>1922314
Literally who?
>>1922266
As I said, I simply do not have the time to read such a large book. That is time better spent finding the witch I seek.
Elsa
>>1922266
Why would you do that? Don't you think they're worried about you?
>>1922276
Hm, alright.
>>1922299
That's good. Why'd she flip out anyway?
>>1922324
>>1922302
You actually bother naming him?
>>1922330
on time
>>1922299
Thank you for the support.
>>1922299
And yet you all have something to hide, something to fear and nothing to show for it.
This is why I have come to despise the human race.
>>1922319
ebin
>>1922324
Tch, give my spot to the moron who can't be on time.
>>1922225
>>1922242
>>1922295
Get that off me.
>>1922315
Kek.
Once I let my brother make his own save.
He named him "Zappster".
I shit you not.
"Zappster".
>>1922318
>>1922326
>>1922328
Got eem
>>1922314
I'm sorry, who are you?
>>1922324
looks gud
>>1922314
You're never here. Last time I saw you was like a month ago.
>>1922324
Looks dandy, lets get going.
>>1922299
Well this was a...nice conversation,I'll be leaving now,thank you for the chair,I used it quite well,it even supported another women on it too.
>>1922324
Looks fine...
>>1922333
It's nothing personal.
>>1922345
Thanks...
>>1922306
Fake! Name, Chaika Trabant, real!
>>1922336
If by naming you mean "pressing confirm immediately after the type box appears", then yes.
>>1922345
Does she have a peen?
>>1922238
>>1922198
>>1922324
You can give him my spot
>>1922350
Timegazer ma nigga.
Solid banter.
>>1922362
Ok you win deal I go
>chody
>>1922346
It's a stamp, can't do that i'm afraid.
>>1922329
A person who knows how to live their life finds time for stuff as important as this.
>>1922333
Of course they are, but I'm sure they understand why I am doing something like this! It's to better not only myself, but everyone here! That must be an acceptable excuse for my parents!
>>1922350
>Adachi/Hikki/Izaya tier avafag
ok
>>1922324
>>1922337
Depends on for what.
>>1922360
Pay attention next time.
>>1922364
>I don't know, which version do you think I play? Human or Replicant?
>>1922379
>>1922367
Uh... I... nevermind fine
>>1922363
I would've only accepted that, or AHAHAHA.
>>1922370
Good!
>>1922324
Looks fine Deano. Good to see you again.
>>1922350
haha, what a story, Timegazer!
>>1922355
PES is controlling my life more than I thought it would be. Not to mention work irl is asking me to work some more hours. So yay, 8 hours tomorrow.
>>1922375
Fucking faggot.
>>1922377
>I'm a tier
Cool.
>>1922324
Let's kick some ass!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY0wuIszPa4&feature=youtu.be
>>1922333
Just...depression an' such. Maybe partly 'cause she sorta's...been forcibly aged 'bout 13 years when she'd been 16 'ta start out in th'blink of an eye, practically. And in part how she'd been over hittin' me, I reckon....
>>1922338
Hey, what're friends for?
>>1922339
I'm an open book, though I sure do got one hell of a fear...magic can be a pain sometimes.
An' with how ya talk, you probably aught 'ta know there's exceptions.
>>1922359
Well, seeya 'round, miss.
>>1922360
I understand.
>>1922376
Uh-huh... And how are you gonna better us again?
>>1922405
I may be a faggot, but you're cute.
>>1922324
"Good luck Aussa. I'll be supporting you from the sidelines."
>>1922403
fuckin saved, I like that
>>1922376
My life is not quite the same as yours. As anyone's, really. If I do not find this witch I worry as to what may happen.
>>1922392
I will try. Can't make any promises.
>>1922411
Good.
>>1922067
>I'm partial to Hikage myself.
>>1922089
>Miyabi definitely doesn't care as much of her as she should considering in their ending the whole team tried to kill each other.
>>1922324
Number 4 here I come.
>>1922377
>implying there's another tier in this cesspool
Give me one person active in this thread who's actually decent.
>>1922413
Fucking kill yourself.
>>1922160
Shintaro
>>1922435
Hoshi.
>>1922410
And I'm glad for it.
>>1922401
Can I have a hug, Chaika-sama?
>>1922410
Wait, what? How the hell did she age so quick?
>>1922411
By making sure we all have fun in a correct and proper manner!
>>1922419
You may go to jail if you don't read up on what rules apply to your society, and that will also hinder you from finding that witch. As it seems to me, you will only gain something from reading that book.
AND INTRODUCING THE CHAMPION
FROM THE UNDERWORLD, HE IS THE HUNGER GAMES SUPERSLAM CHAMPION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mtkA5bPpaU
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANAAAAAAASHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
RING THE BELL
>>1922367
>>1922345
DONE
>>1922402
How you doin little lady?
>>1922437
But that would be like my 27th death, no fair.
>>1922324
I actually made it on time, interesting. I look forward to testing your might!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=106zGE0Tyws
>>1922410
Do you dare not know who it is you speak with?
I am the White Witch, head of the council that decides the fate of this world.
I have come to bring ruin and destruction, in the hopes of creating a world fit of my own.
>>1922452
Hugs, no time! Find remains first.
>>1922459
>Rings the bell
>>1922460
Do it anyways.
>>1922459
>>1922435
The sole reason I'm inactive is because the people in the thread give me severe eyesores and aneurysms. At least I can meme with Hikki or Izaya when they are here.
>>1922459
I shouod be doing this. You're the one dressed like a wrestler.
>>1922459
>
>>1922431
>I know that. I'm just talking about how I don't actually hate Ryona.
>>1922459
Time to move out...
>>1922473
W-Well how long will that take?
>>1922459
Lets be clear, I'm not doing this because you told me, I'm doing this because I want these.
>>1922458
...You do know what goes on here, right?
>>1922459
Well, time to get a move on.
>>1922475
>>1922459
Doing good, still making a living on the streets. Hopefully I can win me a shiny belt.
>>1922459
That didn't take long...
>>1922476
>kills self
>comes back
>>1922459
Time to win another belt!!
>>1922458
I have yet to see any sort of prison during my travels here, so I am not worried about that.
>>1922459
Apologies... You won't suffer.
>>1922482
>The sole reason I'm inactive is because the people in the thread give me severe eyesores and aneurysms.
Then close the tab, nigga. You a masochist or something?
>>1922492
It's a play of some sort, of course! Nobody here actually dies. It's all for "fun"!
>>1922459
Hey that was pretty sweet sugar, I think I'll sit the rest of the game out now, don't want to get in the way Of you I'd rather watch.
>>1922500
Child Ema a cute
>>1922459
>Grabs the camera and points it at the squid kid
>Puts on the aussie accent
"JUST LOOK AT THIS FOINE SPECEMEN CLAIMIN ITS TERRATREE"
>>1922490
Only have one. Others, stolen, hidden. How long, no idea.
>>1922502
Thank you.
>>1922511
Read again when I say inactive. The word has a meaning, I don't read shit, I just enter and afk.
>>1922435
It's me, the hero HG needs.
Do we have a Junko ava? I always wanted to ava as her
>>1922530
No problem cutie.
>>1922498
Now ain't that the life?
You're gonna have to try harder then that if you want the belt though kiddo, We've got a real explosive champ this time around.
>>1922489
>It's because Ryona is best Senran. In my opinion.
>>1922414
Oh! Hey, Sakuya. Much obliged.
>>1922449
So'm I.
>>1922454
Magic, 'parrently. Leavin' some sorta..."place", ages ya a seeminly-random amount, for some reason. Sometimes it'd be 10 mintues, maybe 10 years.
>>1922459
Sorry 'bout this!
>>1922464
No, no I didn't. Lemme educate you on somethin', too, this aint no world. It's some sorta weird in-between from them, lady. There's gods outright 'ere, y'know, so...yeah. I doubt they'd approve much.
>>1922529
Stolen? How many did you have?
>>1922520
Nah, adult Ema best.
>>1922459
Rigged
>>1922539
>Cast Myraid Arrows
Never stood a chance
>>1922545
Before stolen, also one. All others, hidden.
>>1922539
Now I just need to avoid the feast.
>>1922489
>Oh okay then.
>>1922539
Looks like I'll have to beat a few down with my crutch. Thank you for hosting in advance big guy.
>>1922516
I wouldn't exactly call it a play... but it is true that we don't die here, so go on and do whatever, I guess.
>>1922539
You know what a 'Superslam' is?
>>1922544
Hmm, I only know one guy able to manipulate time like that, but I don't know why he'd be here...
>>1922539
Sorry, kid, but I made sure to give you the wrong time. In other words, it's about damn time for a setup...
>>1922539
I pray you not forget this is only for the time being.
Just be grateful I took the time to work with you, even considering you are not one of those disgusting humans.
>>1922544
Perhaps you may forgot that you too are in the presence of a God.
I doubt some fake celestial beings could get in the way of my will.
>>1922539
Ey ese, I'm stealing your shit!...they're knocked out...they can't hear me, but I'll be damned if I didn't always want to say that.
>>1922562
Oh, well do you need help finding them?
>>1922539
Why should I care that he is being cheered on? >>1922540
>And there's nothing wrong with that.
>>1922566
>Glad you understand
>>1922505
It is better to be safe than sorry, Traveler-chan.
>>1922539
I will not let myself get caught in something like that!
>>1922573
I will! I will do whatever it takes to make sure this place is up to par!
Now listen here you jobbers, there's an art in doing a fine elbow drop. You can't just go falling around willy nilly like you're AJ Styles, you gotta master the flying elbow.
>>1922544
"I wouldn't be a great.... friend if I did cheer for you."
>>1922583
Want to help, grateful! Can find alone!
>>1922539
What? Ah... why am I being cheered?
Why aren't you guys doing what I want you to do when I say so? Fuck this, this place is cancer. I'm gonna stay and shitpost forever.
>>1922547
But she's mean :^(
>>1922544
Oh yeah, good luck... you'll need it against this kind of enemy.
Night fuckers
Btw I need suggestions on theme for games, cause I might as well do something to get more (You)s again.
>>1922599
Implying that will happen. The place is cancer but throwing shit at shit will just spread an even worse smell.
>>1922593
Aw shit I mis-did I just hit something else?
>>1922593
>>1922593
Sorry kid, I'm trying to come up with a fancy jingle here.
>>1922597
What if I told you I have some remains?
>>1922609
You could kill yourself
>>1922593
This is annoying... but whatever. I got nothing better to do.
>>1922593
I will not let you pierce the ears of the crowd with your lies and slander!
>>1922609
Suicide Pacts
>>1922573
Wait, ya do?
...Can they reverse it?
>>1922579
Then why call yourself a "witch"?
...Beerus, th'god of destruction, Anubis, th'god of death, Ares, th'god of war? Ringin' any bells?
>>1922607
What, wrestlin'? Much obliged, either way
>>1922609
Seeya 'round.
>>1922609
Zelda Games
>>1922609
I suggest suicide.
>>1922609
Marching Band Massacre.
>>1922592
It does not matter which choice I pick, for I will end up with some sort of sorrow either way. I am simply choosing the one that brings less.
>>1922609
Suicide games, by suicide I mean, livestream slit wrists tier games.
>>1922619
Shocking Truth!
>>1922593
Just gonna lay here and figure out what went wrong.
>>1922609
Night. Maybe a game based around music.
>>1922593
What, where you jealous of me or something?
>>1922632
Oh he definitely could, doubt he'd actually do it though. He hates humans.
>>1922632
It would be wrong to not say goodluck to you. After all, you saved me from making the biggest mistake of my life.
Now look at that Machi lady, she knows what a good elbow drop is.
Now, I'm not gonna tell you that Steroids are bad n all that. But uh, don't expect them to help any.
>>1922648
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I AM THE REMAINS!?
>>1922661
Fuck this! I ain't wasting my life fighting that guy.
>>1922661
All he had was a hot dog
>>1922654
>Her tone shifts to deadly serious
...What if this human was also a dragon?
>>1922659
Hey, ya aint obligated 'ta do anythin' for me. It's all 'bout if ya want 'ta.
>>1922661
Beat it you midget...
>>1922637
Or you could carve your own path that leads to endless happiness! You are not thinking outside the box here, Traveler-chan!
>>1922661
Th-these words...they're making me feel things I have never felt before!
>>1922632
Not one of them even cross my mind. Not that it matters, anyway.
It doesn't matter what rank or title the humans may give themself, they will all fall to my power.
>>1922593
This is...not possible?
I've ran through every outcome but not this...not this.
>>1922664
Skeleton, scary. Not father's remains.
>>1922661
That's for doing something so ridiculous!
>>1922684
How can you know for sure? I'm just a skeleton after all, no distinct features to say for sure that I'm not your father.
>>1922661
I, uh... I totally saw that coming! But I wanted to sell it for dramatic effect! Yeah, that's it...
>>1922661
The nerve of them. At least I can make as many shades I want.
>>1922661
Dragon Swarm!
Dark Radiance!
>>1922673
What? How the hell... Nah, he still wouldn't do it. He isn't exactly one for doing favors, and we did try to kill each other at one point, so no, it's out of the question.
>>1922661
BOOM, MORE SHIT, GONE....I am so perpetuating negative stereotypes
You guys gonna learn to stop hanging around the entrance ramp yet?
Cause uh, you tend to burst into flames around there.
>>1922673
But... fine.
>>1922695
Father's remains, not bones. Intact.
Who are we shitposting about tonight?
>>1922713
Oh, well this is awkward then...
>>1922682
A path that leads to happiness? That would be the path I encounter the witch on. The path where my curse is removed, and I am able to live a normal life again.
>>1922711
Damn, gotta stop thinking about her...
>>1922711
Yo... it feels like... i'm walking in space... cool...
>>1922711
I would never do something so cowardly...I think!
>>1922711
Yes? Yes? Yes? Yes?
>>1922711
Well...
>>1922724
Show your ava and then we'll decide.
>>1922724
Shitposters are the shitposting topic of the night
>>1922724
You
>>1922713
Your hands look incredibly small
>>1922711
Bastard... that was my paycheck.
>>1922711
You guys look a little cold, you could use some, heat.
>>1922683
They're all from different universes even from each other, after all. An' only one of them could possible even START lookin' human, and that's a "maybe", on if they weren't so huge an' armored-covered with glowin' red eyes. Th'other two look like a sorta cat an' a jackal.
>>1922705
She's got a bit'a...dragon heritage.
...Are you sure? Because it's really tearin' her up, this sorta thing.
>>1922712
Hehe, sorry...I guess I might be a bit biased towards my own selflessness, in a way.
>>1922732
You don't sound too sure.
