HG thread
>unzips dick
Shitposts.
>>1920809
It's greatly appreciated, even if the location is terrible.
Night four.
>reposting
>>1920738
That's lovely! You are so very young and yet you don't let that get in the way of reading whatever books you want! I must say that is very noble of you, Ruby-chan!
>>1920747
Why not fire rounds into some non-living targets instead?
>>1920748
It is easy if you know how to talk someone down from being aggression, but that is only something you learn over time. Might I suggest studying up on human relations if you truly want to help stop unneeded violence.
>>1920761
>he hands you a booklet containing all the rules and regulations of HG
Oh, I beg to differ! I picked this up and read them over and over again before coming here!
>>1920773
Then start acting like you have power! Hold your head up and walk with pride!
>>1920785
So you only care about finding them for your own selfish reasons?
>>1920827
>Shitposts about Tricky
Daily Reminder that this is happening.
>>1920798
>It's alright.
>>1920830
(I wish this was... nevermind)
>>1920838
>trashes it
I don't see any rules.
>>1920800
That is too bad. I wonder, perhaps, if I've been searching in the wrong place all this time...
>>1920838
I suppose you could say that. I am looking for this witch so that I remove the curse they placed upon me when I was much younger.
>>1920830
>>1920830
I have no needs for these. But thanks anyway.
>>1920799 (Saber Alter)
Saber, huh...? You're th'second I've seen called that. You're one of them Servants, yeah?
An' what I call ya between th'two is dependent on which ya'd prefer.
>>1920815 (Kamui)
Well, I mean physically, really. I don't think nothin' beyond some super-specific amnesia would cut it mentally...even then, I don't think I'd wish that on ya.
I say, it would seem I have happened upon such a place in which one would partake in activities in which someone would contract vinerial diseases.
>>1920809
>[TRIGGERED]
>>1920779
Is that so? Well then, I'll have to keep an eye out for her.
>>1920838
I think I'm pretty good at doing that myself, a natural talent, I suppose.
>>1920830
Day five.
>>1920838
Now where's the fun in that? There's no honour in shooting lifeless things like a droid.
>>1920799
Pretty much. But I don't mind, I like it. It's good for me... to have a nice and peaceful life
>>1920860
Well it was nice knowing you, skeleton
>>1920856
"Really? I haven't seen anyone besides Aussa contract a disease while being here."
>>1920846
Please retrieve my book from the trash, Skye-chan.
>>1920848
And you are not going to put said witch in jail for practicing witchcraft on an innocent citizen?
>>1920857
So you have a talent as well? The ultimate...human resource, was it?
>>1920862
There is no honor is killing someone who is not willing to engage in a fair fight. Please do not fall for any delusions of what makes a man, Bob-san.
>>1920860
Ugh, nice move...
>>1920838
>She straighten up
YES SIR!!
>>1920855
So... you missed me with my old blue hair? That's... good to hear.
>>1920839
Hey, that's my job.
It only gets better from here on.
>>1920838
Oh it's nothing much, say I never got your name Mister?
>>1920844
>The Brazilian Riots or chowder?
>>1920860
Fallen five at the right time.
>>1920844
pleeeeeeeeease do flapjack instead
>>1920888
Night five.
>>1920857
She sorta keeps 'ta herself, typically. For all she says, she still looks an' acts pretty much exactly like a human.
>>1920860
...Oh. I guess I made ya angry, huh?
>>1920881
Hehe, I guess I'm sorta just still used 'ta it...but I did think it fit ya better.
>>1920887
>Chowder.
>>1920856
Really? I don't have a disease.
>>1920844
>HAPPENING!
>>1920892
Benis.
>>1920884
What does?
>>1920879
What matters most to me is having this curse removed. Whatever happens to the witch afterwards...
Well, I suppose I can answer that after I have met them.
>>1920884
good man
>>1920879
I don't know what you're talking about...and how do you know my name?
>>1920892
I didn't know panties could eat... oh well.
>>1920893
>>1920891
>>1920892
I have to go so thanks for hosting in advance
>>1920900
Everything.
>>1920892
Day six.
>>1920893
Heh Heh... thank you for your kind words Aussa.
>>1920855
I don't care either one I'll respond to,I'm no mere servant.
>>1920865
A peaceful life seems fit for one like yourself.
>>1920881
And make sure to take your vitamins and drink lots of milk!
>>1920887
Kiyotaka Ishimaru, the future Prime Minister of Japan at your service!
>>1920902
You MUST apprehend her once you meet her! Letting her get away without any punishment is almost criminal!
>>1920879
Death by the hands of another beats dying slowly due to aging. I would be doing some here a favour.
Also, don't call me "Bob" if you want to stay in one piece.
>>1920927
I dont understand what you are trying to imply here?
>>1920934
Well it was nice to meet you Kiyotaka Ishimaru-chan, I'll just be here reading my books.
>>1920934
If I am able to do both that, and have my curse removed, I will consider it.
>>1920929
Fallen group six.
>>1920925
No problem, not like I'm that good at it just a filler really.
>>1920932
Good. I don't like having an extreme life, I wouldn't be able to handle it.
>She covered a sneeze. But on her hand, you can clearly see a Command Seal.
Sorry about that.
>>1920875
Such a statement might lead one to conclude that it may have been the one claiming to have seen the contraction of such diseases to be the one who had been the origin of such sickness therfor also being the one giving the disease to other persons.
>>1920894
It would be well advised to seek medical attention in order to check for physical ailments in relation to a sexual nature
>>1920929
G-glad to be of service...
>dies
>>1920931
If I remember right, you still prefer it that way, too, huh...? But hey, it's what I'm here for. Can't really do my normal job when I'm stuck here.
>>1920932
I mean "big fancy capital S" Servant. Seen a Lancer an' another Saber. The other'un was an emperor of a place called Rome.
...Actually, your hair's darn near identical 'ta hers, too.
>>1920913
>I never really cared for either.
>>1920929
Lets see if that woman who outsmarted me is able to win.
You're a big guy
>>1920934
Will do sir!
(His voice, it's really inspiring. Makes me want to follow his orders.)
>>1920970
It must be terrible, being stuck here... i'm really sorry.
>>1920949
Nothing. Go back to enjoying yourself, Anonymous.
>>1920957
Night six.
Captcha buddy, I'm tryin ta host here.
>>1920985
For you
>>1920909
I know everybody's name here! I made sure to study up on them before coming here! I took the necessary precautions before coming here, whereas you obviously did not.
>>1920937
Forgive me, Sir! What do you wish for me to call you?
>>1920952
And I will let you get to it! Reading is the best possible thing for someone as young as you!
>>1920953
You should also arrest any witch you come in contact with as well! Make sure you protect the people first, then protect yourself!
>>1920961
What? I-I don't understand... like at all.
Who makes you happy, HG?
>>1920987
Ah, no worries, it's pretty nice here, all things considered. Found this real comfy tree 'ta lay my head against.
>>1920990
Day seven.
>>1921012
shitposting
>>1921012
Zacharie
>>1921012
Gappy.
>>1920987
And...um...don't stay up too late! Get at least 8 hours of sleep per night!
>>1921012
Anyone that follows the rules!
>>1921012
Shitposting!
>>1921012
Too obvious.
>>1921012
Tricky
>>1921012
Friendly people
>>1920932
"Saber, may I ask you an important question?"
>>1920961
"Is there an antidote for this disease or are we all in danger?"
>>1921003
I-I didn't think I needed to.
>>1921003
If my curse were not as life threatening as it is, perhaps I would spend more time helping and protecting others. However, that is not the case. I must find the witch who cursed me as soon as possible.
>>1921003
Either my first name "Boba" or last name "Fett". I hate nicknames.
>>1921012
Whomever dies before I do
>>1921012
Sanya!
>>1921012
Fighting, drink and eat good food and wine.
And then sleep with beautiful women.
>>1921012
Everyone here
>>1921014
Good for you Aussa, at least it's not that bad for you... but shouldn't you go to sleep right now?
>>1921027
Will do.
>>1921016
Fallen seven, F
>>1921012
just chillin' out in the thread at the end of the day
speaking of the end of the day, i need to get my beauty sleep
>>1921012
Also this guy >>1921027
>>1921022
Hikki, was it?
Could you do me a favor here and stop being so creepy?
>>1921048
Naw, why?
>>1921012
>Pretty much everyone
>>1921012
Matoi
;_;
>>1921012
"Too obvious."
>>1921012
The people I will be friends with in this place.
>>1921049
Night seven.
>>1921050
ERP is slowly taking over HG.
G-guys, I-I'm scared.
>>1921065
B-but you make me so happy...
>>1921075
Free?
>>1921035
You should! It is only natural to remember someone's name before they introduce themselves to you. It makes them feel important.
>>1921036
You may want to look into going to the doctors . They may be able to help you more so than the person who has put the curse on you.
>>1921039
Will do, Fett-san! I won't forget this!
>>1921058
I am not here to make anyone happy; I'm here to enforce the rules!
>>1921070
Just asking...
>>1921012
Everyone here. They somewhat keep me sane.
>>1921012
I, of course, make myself happy.
when you're someone like me, all you need is yourself most of the time.
>>1921012
One person and they know who they are.
>Sits down and sighs
Finally, some damn rest... Everyone needs my help today.
>>1921078
Day eight.
RULES ARE FOR CHUMBS!
>>1921088
2hu circlejerk
>>1921088
That's one.
>>1921103
Me?
>>1921107
Fallen eight.
>>1921093
Trust me, I have done so already. I have been traveling since the day I was cursed as a young child, and it appears my only option left is to locate the witch who cursed me.
>>1921105
Taking a break every once and a while is nice. I do not get to rest often during my travels.
>>1921082
I think HG is taking over ERP too.
>>1921114
Who are the others?
>>1921121
Night eight
>>1921093
Good. How about yourself.
>>1921105
Busy job?
>>1921082
And you're giving me the willies, so think you could do me a solid and tone it down?
>>1921093
But what if I can't figure out their name?
>>1921105
>Everyone needs my help today.
In that case, would you mind helping me out too?
>>1921096
I don't look th'part, do I?
>>1921096
Welcome back, Jotaro. I figure your job aint too enjoyable, then?
>>1921105
Why would people want your help? What do you do?
>>1921114
No, I'm glad it's not you.
Is Ringabel here?
>>1921129
Day nine.
>>1921133
>whispers
Gappy shut up, we might get a Yasuho out of this chump!
>>1921108
RULES ARE FOR KEEPING ORDER AND ENSURING PEOPLE ALL START OFF ON THE SAME PLATFORM!
>>1921125
If you do not mind me asking, what kind of curse is it?
>>1921132
Kiyotaka Ishimaru! That is the name of a man among men!
>>1921135
Study! The answer to that is study their names until you cannot possibly forget!
>>1921145
I kekd
>>1921144
>>1921148
Night nine
F myself
>>1921138
How's your girlfriend Hokii?
>>1921157
Whatever you say.
>>1921149
I'd rather get a Yasuho out of someone who doesn't have creepy motives.
>>1921012
Three very special people in this community. But I think one of them hates me.
>>1921146
At your service.
>>1921133
Well fuck you too man. I mean, here I am, sucking your dick, and this is how you repay me? Well fuck you, I don't want you and your four balled dick in my ass anyways.
>>1921157
It acts similarly to an infection, slowly spreading across my entire body. I have seen another who suffered from the same curse, and their fate is one I am hoping to avoid.
>>1920958
>She grabs your hand while resting her head on her other.
An extreme life? looks like that's what you see fit with that trash on your hand.
>>1920970
You haven't been the first person to notice that...I'm just a king who was exiled..
>>1921033
What do you want?
>>1921167
Day ten.
>>1921107
Atleast you tried.
>>1921105
It seems to me everyone is doing fine. Sit down and relax for a while.
>>1921128
Too obvious.
>>1921145
B-but what did I do to you?
>>1921165
Is something wrong?
>>1921182
Who dis?
>>1921179
me too, but it's not like that's going to happen any time soon.
>>1921012
A lot of people.
>>1921190
Fallen ten.
>>1921193
That's..uh..I'll find a use for that...somewhere..
>>1921142
N-No... it's not that. I'm just overthinking something.
>>1921208
Night ten.
Winner next slide.
>>1921157
"Name of a man among men". Interesting.
>>1921012
Gilbert Godfried
>>1921199
I won't tell or else they find out who I am.
>>1921194
You mean...you're just gonna show your face here again..?
..Without a word?
>>1921172
She's actually in the car with me right now. She got in a "fight" with her brothers so she wants to stay at my place to get away from them. I made up some shitty lie about why she can't stay over, so I'm safe for now.
>>1921179
>>1921205
;-;
>>1921185
I never asked to have my dick sucked by a dude.
Go cry me a river.
>>1921205
Yasuho deserves someone better, even if it takes awhile.
>>1921187
"Have you seen a man who wields a red lance and a golden lance?"
>>1921125
My thoughts exactly, but my line of work doesn't warrant taking breaks.
>>1921132
You could say that.
>>1921138
>Sigh
Fine, just this once.
But you owe me.
>>1921142
Not my job. Stand stuff.
>>1921144
I probably shouldn't get into it. It's complicated.
>>1921191
I would if I could.
>>1921187
...Huh. More or less Nero's story, too...though 'parrently with a bit less suicide.
>>1921217
Hm? What'cha mean?
>>1921218
Day eleven and our winner is...
>>1921187
What?
>She looks at her Command Seal
This? It's just a tattoo right?
>>1921228
I don't know which of you two I feel bad for, honestly. What was the lie you made up?
>>1921186
It seems like this curse may be called "aging". it happens to the best of us, even to someone like me. Do not worry about it, because it normally takes 80 years or so to finally kill of the host!
>>1921219
It is, but it is not at the same time! It is nothing special to see a moral compass as a manly man!
>>1921236
Congratulations Matsuda
>>1921252
Booooooooooooo!
>lewds the thread
>>1921226
Is that a problem Ringabel? I'm sorry if it is one.
>>1921231
Alright then.
>>1921231
Then do it. Don't let you life rely on others.
>>1921252
Congratulations. And thanks for the game.
>>1921252
Congrats
Thanks for hosting
>>1921234
It's nothing really.
>>1921231
"Could". What exactly do you do that would command so much of your attention.
>>1921228
What was the fight about?
>>1921231
Alright, awesome. Thanks a bunch Jotaro, I always knew you were a bro.
Ahem, now anyways... I wanna avafag someone from part 8, but I'm still not 100% sure about who I want to play as. Wat do?
>>1921250
"Oh, baby, that won't work because I'm going out of town for a day or two."
>>1921252
Congratulations, Matsuda
>>1921252
Congratulations, Matsuda-san! You did what you did best, and that's suck the life out of everyone here!
What does sans sign say?
>>1921231
I don't suppose you've encountered any witches while on the job, have you? I am currently searching for one.
>>1921251
That is... not the case. It is far more serious than simply growing in age.
>>1921229
come on man...
>>1921231
Huh. Sounds awful problematic, I gotta admit. One'a them weird reality-breakin' ones or somethin'?
>>1921275
Ya know I hate bein' left out.... But if ya'd rather not answer, alrighty.
>>1921252
>>1921236
...Congrats, I guess.
Thanks for havin' us!
>>1921252
Congratulations.
Thank you for hosting.
>>1921263
Cease.
>>1921265
Tiz, we thought you were...
..ah, forget it, buddy. It's nice to see you again.
>>1921289
It appears to be blank.
>>1921297
Darn..
>>1921278
Her brother took away her iPad and she needed it to do her job. So she took it back by force and then things got out of hand etc. etc.
>>1921295
A cute.
>>1921252
Well done doctor.
Thanks for hosting, Maria.
>>1921298
I'm just dropping by to see what's going on. I'm going back to the inn.
>>1921295
Patience is a virtue.
>>1921293
Maybe you can fight it off with sheer willpower? Have you ever tried fighting it out that way?
>>1921252
Another win huh? Congrats and thanjs for hosting.
>>1921267
It doesn't. They rely on me, and it gets annoying sometimes.
>>1921276
I'm a Marine Biologist, and as a Stand User, I have an obligation to stop shitty people.
>>1921280
well, obvious choices would be Yasuho or Joshuu. Both good picks. Daiya is actually one of my favorites, or you could always do Norisuke.
>>1921293
Witches... Vampires, yes, but not witches. Sorry.
>>1921296
It was actually dealing with an artifact which created stands. A Bow and Arrow that's been extremely problematic as of late.
>>1921306
What would Ms. Hurtmann think of your behavior>
>>1921296
Your understanding is quite high... it's something I wish I had.
>>1921289
>>1921230
I have..but not recently why do you ask?
>>1921234
What do you mean by that?
>>1921241
You have no recollection of this at all?
>download Windows 10
>suddenly I can't play Touhou anymore
I'M SICK OF THIS I'M SICK OF THIS I'M SICK OF THIS I'M SICK OF THIS I'M SICK OF THIS I'M SICK OF THIS I'M SICK OF THIS I'M SICK OF THIS I'M SICK OF THIS I'M SICK OF THIS.
I JUST WANT TO SEE MY WAIFU I JUST WANT TO SEE MY WAIFU I JUST WANT TO SEE MY WAIFU I JUST WANT TO SEE MY WAIFU I JUST WANT TO SEE MY WAIFU.
NO TOMORROW NO TOMORROW NO TOMORROW NO TOMORROW NO TOMORROW NO TOMORROW NO TOMORROW NO TOMORROW NO TOMORROW NO TOMORROW NO TOMORROW NO TOMORROW NO TOMORROW
>>1921267
>>1921270
>>1921296
>>1921297
>>1921312
>>1921327
No problem, it was terrible hosting though.
>>1921320
T-Tiz?
>>1921252
Thanks for hosting.
>>1921335
>?*
>>1921335
Normal..
>>1921293
I'm a witch, prepare to get spooked! OOOOOOO~
>>1921340
grats
>download Host Helper
>suddenly I can't play Touhou anymore
I'M SICK OF THIS I'M SICK OF THIS I'M SICK OF THIS I'M SICK OF THIS I'M SICK OF THIS I'M SICK OF THIS I'M SICK OF THIS I'M SICK OF THIS I'M SICK OF THIS I'M SICK OF THIS.
I JUST WANT TO SEE MY WAIFU I JUST WANT TO SEE MY WAIFU I JUST WANT TO SEE MY WAIFU I JUST WANT TO SEE MY WAIFU I JUST WANT TO SEE MY WAIFU.
NO TOMORROW NO TOMORROW NO TOMORROW NO TOMORROW NO TOMORROW NO TOMORROW NO TOMORROW NO TOMORROW NO TOMORROW NO TOMORROW NO TOMORROW NO TOMORROW NO TOMORROW
>>1921344
No problem.
>>1921340
Ok Hikki
>>1921340
Welcome to the master race. Cortana knows that touhou is shit and automatically blocks it for you.
You're welcome.
THIS PLACE SMELLS LIKE SHIT
>>1921320
Right...I'll see you there, alright? We'll talk about "this" at the inn.
>>1921359
Did you check yourself before coming here?
>>1921342
You still have that winscreen from the primetime cucking games?
>>1921289
>>1921348
>heightens tone
>EH: Don't do that Erica, lewding is bad!
>>1921340
>F
>>1921338
"Because I am worried about him. He's kind of serving me currently."
>>1921326
Fighting the curse only amplifies its affects. Well, that, alongside many other extreme situations.
>>1921331
Ah, that is too bad. I suppose I'll have to keep looking.
>>1921348
Are you able to cast dark magic?
>>1921350
I HATE YOU BILL GATES I HATE YOU BILL GATES I HATE YOU BILL GATES I HATE YOU BILL GATES I HATE YOU BILL GATES I HATE YOU BILL GATES I HATE YOU BILL GATES I HATE YOU BILL GATES I HATE YOU BILL GATES I HATE YOU BILL GATES I HATE YOU BILL GATES I HATE YOU BILL GATES I HATE YOU BILL GATES I HATE YOU BILL GATES I HATE YOU BILL GATES I HATE YOU BILL GATES
I need to scram. Boba out.
>flies off
>>1921359
The 2016 Hunger Games in one post.
>>1921331
Hmm... alright, thanks for the imput. I'll make my decision soon enough hopefully.
>>1921356
Th-that isn't me though...
>>1921359
And you smell expired.
Did someone forget to empty the meme fridge?
>>1921359
You're just smelling your upper lip.
>>1921331
Then if you see it as a problem then why do it?
Just do what you find entertaining most. Like fight and drink and sleep with beautiful women.
Speaking of which. I need to restore. See ya another time.
>>1921366
Mhmm.
>>1921363
.....YES...
>>1921377
>I can fucking play them what's your excuse
>>1921344
Oh heya Skye! I'm sorry I dropped by unoticed. Going to inn now to get some rest.
>>1921362
No need to be pushy Ringabel...
>>1921310
Why did she not just explain to him that she needed the IPad for work?
>>1921342
Thanks for hosting, Maria.
>>1921368
OH GOD NOT YOU AGAIN
>aims gun
>>1921375
If dark magic you mean a shield to block laser based projectiles, and a pure ball of energy. Than yes, if not then no.
>>1921397
A shit post that's what Mokou pay them no attention.
>>1921338
Nope. I don't remember how I got this thing on my hand. It's cool though.
I'M UNINSTALLING WINDOWS 10 TOMORROW
I WILL SEE YOU SOON SWEET WAIFU I WILL SEE YOU SOON SWEET WAIFU I WILL SEE YOU SOON SWEET WAIFU.
LOLK IS BEST TOUHOU LOLK IS BEST TOUHOU LOLK IS BEST TOUHOU LOLK IS BEST TOUHOU.
PC98 FAGS GO DIE PC98 FAGS GO DIE PC98 FAGS GO DIE PC98 FAGS GO DIE
>>1921388
That's a beautiful winscreen.
>>1921400
O-oh. Can we talk later then?
>>1921375
In that case, I would recommend seeing a witch right away. You do not want to take any chances here.
>>1921331
...I heard'a that thing. Diavolo said Giorno had it on 'im....An' if I remember, stabbin' someone with th'thing when they already had a stand made it even stronger, yeah?
>>1921336
Hehe, I work ha 'ta be like it.
>>1921338
>she idly rubs the mark on her arm
She said that she, uh...couldn't handle the disgrace of losing her nation, an' sorta...killed herself. Popped up here, 'parrently.
>>1921342
Thanks for having us, Maria.
>>1921400
Don't give me that, you.
ngw
>>1921405
She did, but they both hate each others guts, so that only made him not want to give it back even more.
>>1921431
Sure thing!
>>1921437
Fine fine... see ya at the inn.
I want to die.
>>1921411
>EH: I-I'm not going to hurt you Erica, please lower your weapon!
I can't die.
>>1921434
Indeed you have Aussa.
>>1921451
>Bushy
I'm watching you Erica demon..
>she lowered her gun
I am die
>>1921455
>stabs
I really want to die.
Guess my ava.
>>1921468
Rin.
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
I want to live. LIVE!
I want to violently betray bricks
Bane?
>>1921449
Light up a smoke, sink back into the nearest chair and listen to some music. You'll feel better.
>>1921447
I doubt we'll see Edea or even Agnes any time soon, but it gives us much time to talk.
okay go
>cody
>>1921475
no deal
>cody
>>1921443
Well, I can't really since that's basically how me and my sister are.
>>1921475
you son of a bitch
>>1921475
no deal
>bricks
>>1921485
Me and my brother get along pretty well actually, but I know so many fucking people with siblings that hate their brother/sister.
>>1921434
Impossibly strong. Nearly impossible to fight.
>>1921375
Indeed.
>>1921381
No problem.
>>1921386
Alright, then.
>>1921461
>EH: T-thank you, Erica. Now, as I was saying, do not lewd anything! That isn't proper of a Karsland lady to do that!
>>1921371
That's strange...well he was a fine last time I saw him,woman.
>>1921417
>Loosen her grip on your hand.
I see...well that's not important,so don't worry your pretty little head.
>>1921434
She sounds weaker then I thought! brings a tear of joy to my eye!
